Post by MadStepDad on Jul 5, 2016 17:11:30 GMT -5
** BCCW has 5 recognized championships **
Heavyweight (225 lbs +)
Middleweight (205 lbs +)
Flyweight (under 200 lbs)
Television title (catch weight)
6-Man Tag Team titles
** BCCW is a fight-fiction arena that blends the stylistics of Lucha Underground with UFC Fight Night: McGregor vs Siver from Boston. **
** BCCW produces a 2-hour block of programming on the NESN channel. Every episode is released on DVD or mp4 for individual retail. Commercials come in top-heavy loads throughout the 135 mins or so (with overrun) because matches continue uninterrupted. The DVD/mp4 versions omit commercial breaks entirely. TV time limits are 15 minutes. **
** Post match protocol calls for the bout winner to be granted a 90-second interview piece with in-ring correspondent Renee Young (like Joe Rogan in the UFC, Larry Nelson on AWA ESPN classic reruns, or MSD himself on this very show). **
** All matches sanctioned by Mash-Up Wrestling. **
** THIS IS BCCW!! **
** RINGSIDE COMMENTARY TEAM **
Gordon Solie & Matt Striker
w/ GM Shane McMahon
Commissioner Foley
& Backstage Correspondent / Postfight Analyst: Renee Young!
NOW!
BCCW TV Episode #79 [Road to Civil War]
San Diego Sports Arena, CA
Attendance: 16100
Theme Song: "Deigo to the Bay" by Messy Marv & Mitchy Slick
[Original Airdate: Early May 2016]
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1) Beat Down Clan def. Houston Heat
[BCCW 6-Man Tag Team Bout]
The friction between Houston Heat partners finally comes to a head, when LAX Hernandez betrays Stevie Ray & Booker T to join the rival BDC instead! Violent swerve! Now the Heat are relics of an ancient past, and Beat Down Clan rules BCCW!
LAX Hernandez has jumped ship and joined the Beat Down Clan!
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"Choosing Sides"
"Rumble Seat" segment (hosted by Boston Bad Boy Tony Rumble) feat: Commissioner Foley & GM Shane McMahon. Both BCCW figureheads go face-to-face over differing matters of opinion. Commissioner Foley is one with the fans and the boys. Shane McMahon believes in corporate hierarchy and the military mindset. Shane McMahon signed Rollins, Punk & others to shake up BCCW and send a warning shot to WWE... there's a new "sheriff" in town now, and his name is Shane McMahon!! These two divergent philosophies will clash as the build to our next BCCW supershow begins... "Next Scene of the Crime" LIVE from Los Angeles CA! A return to the epicenter of debauchery & origin of sin, where every match will be contest under Xtreme Rulez! Let's see who has the grapefruits to book the biggest matches!!
Shane McMahon vows to take BCCW to the top; overtaking WWE in the process! A generational Axe-to-Grind comes to bear as truths manifest! "Next Scene of the Crime" coming LIVE from Los Angeles! Stay tuned!
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3) Bobby Roode (w/ Beer Money Intl) vs. Luke Harper (w/ Bray & Wyatt Family)
[Heavyweight Bout]
Special Referee - Nikita Koloff
As expected, a mass-clusterfuck quickly erupts between the 8 men and special referee Nikita Koloff winds up smashing Harper, clotheslining Bobby Roode and declaring *himself* the winnnnnnaaaaah!! We're going to need to see a definitive resolution to this ongoing rivalry, or it may consume and destroy the entire company!
That's why the following Triple Threat bout has just been sanctioned for "Next Scene of the Crime"... ringleaders Bray Wyatt vs. JBL vs. Nikita Koloff, elimination rules! All partners are BANNED from ringside upon threat of termination! 3 men will enter the ring at "Next Scene of the Crime" but only ONE will remain standing!
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Seth Rollins* (2015) def. Ruckus (2005)
(Middleweight Bout)
* official BCCW debut
Thrilling aerial dogfight heavily punctuated by a Curb Stomp finisher from Seth. Postmatch we are greeted to an obnoxious victory promo from Rollins where he flaunts his ill-gotten MitB briefcase and threatens to cash in at anytime! But on whom?? And when??
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-- Backstage Interlude --
Angry confrontation between ex-stablemates Sable (and pu$$y-whipped partner) Adam Cole, who broke up for the world to see at "Night of Champions 2016". Adam Cole attempts to reassert his male dominance, but it only draws the fury of MILF-Sable even further, culminating in a wild slapfest and in-ring challenge for next week! Sable will meet Adam Cole in the ring next BCCW TV Episode! You don't want to miss the sparks flying when these two forces combine into an explosion of Jerry Springer-proportions! Next BCCW TV Episode! Stay tuned!!
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Lita (2001) def. Xavier Woods (2016)
(Impromptu Intergender Challenge)
Another hilarious New Day opening monologue (this time poking fun at the multi-colored hair of the Hardyz) eventually leads to this interruption and challenge. With Matt & Jeff holding off the rest of New Day at ringside, Lita winds up stunning Xavier Woods with a moonsault for the roll-up pin! OMGeezy Lita scores the win!
The victory pop is tremendous and honestly it's hard to tell who has more homegrown appeal - Hardyz circa 2001 vs. The New Day 2016 ©. But we'll find out at "Next Scene of the Crime!" Because we're just getting breaking news from the Commissioners office - the 6-Man Tag Team title rematch will take place in LA! Hardyz vs New Day! With an additional stipulation to be determined next BCCW TV Episode!! Stay tuned!!
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** Middleweight Championship **
"Diehard" Eddie Edwards © def. Chavo Guerrero
(via Disqualification)
Chavo nefariously took advantage of Eddie Edward's open-fight policy, and set up this encounter to lure him in. Chavo & Essa Rios earned the blatant DQ by attacking Edwards, then crossed the line by threatening his valet Alexxis Nevaeh as well!! Of course this led to the emotionally-charged run-in of Eddie's "Bullet Proof" allies (Davey Richards & AJ Styles) for the save.
Unfortunately that just left the door wide open for evil Art Barr to slide in with a sneak attack and bury all 3 opponents! OMGeezy, Los Guerreros Redux have draped Mexican flags over the bodies of "Bullet Proof" while posing with their stolen championship belts! The ultimate title JACKING has just taken place tonight!!!
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John Cena proudly returns to BCCW on Memorial Day!!
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"War Crimes"
Entrance & Theme of angry CM Punk (2013) who has stalked our WORLD Champion halfway across the country to make this bold, simple proclamation - "F*** RIC FLAIR!" CM Punk is calling Ric Flair out! The Man who *beat* Punk for the World Championship last October in Hawaii [click here]! CM Punk is here in BCCW to demand a WORLD TITLE REMATCH! But tonight, instead of Ric Flair, we get the Entrance & Theme of Flair's BCCW advocate STRANGLER LEWIS who has some stern words of his own for the defiant Punk! Lewis is a "policeman" for Flair, and if Punk wants a piece of the champ he has to go through the Strangler first! Which Punk gladly obliges! It's on @ "Next Scene of the Crime!"
It's a death-defying Dream Match nearly 100 years in the making! Strangler Lewis vs. CM Punk!
Only @ "Next Scene of the Crime" in LA! Stay tuned!!
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Mil Muertes (2016) © w/ Catrina def. Abyss (2012)
[Heavyweight Non-Title Grudge Match]
Full primetime exposure for BCCW's darkest secret and newest Heavyweight Champion, Mil Muertes (see Night of Champions 2016). Doubles as official BCCW-exit for Abyss, who goes out with a symbolic Main Event "bang" in longtime, yet losing effort against Muertes & Catrina. But the big angle that unfolds postmatch completely steals the show...
Catrina *refuses* Mil Muertes' direct orders to conduct their traditional postmatch ritual, in which Catrina *licks* the face of their defeated foe! Mil Muertes does NOT take kindly to the insurrection, and suddenly appears as if he will CRUSH Catrina in his grip! But before he can, the babyface-by-nature "Powerhouse" Frank Sexton makes the instinctual run-in and save! BLAM! Big-time "Sedalis Cyclone" from Sexton (similar to a Superman Punch) followed by a TKO to Muertes allows our Hero to rescue the damsel in distress! So how does Catrina show her appreciation, as she sidles up to Sexton at ringside, her eyes still mortally locked upon Mil Muertes in the ring?
Catrina deeply *kisses* Frank Sexton!!
The crowd goes crazy! Sexton seems stunned! The silent fury within Mil Muertes continues to build! Everything will come to a head at "Next Scene of the Crime", when Muertes & Sexton clash in a Heavyweight Rematch... with "GRAVEST CONSEQUENCES!!"
** BCCW Heavyweight Championship ** (Rematch!!)
Mil Muertes (2016) © vs. Frank Sexton (1946)
[Grave Consequences Match]
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