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Post by MadStepDad on Apr 23, 2011 13:07:10 GMT -5
AROUND THE NET NEWSWIRE w/ CHIP CHIMNEY [/size][/i]  Hi guys.
Award-winning IWC journalist Chip Chimney back in the house for another illuminating edition of Wrestling Urban Newz Line - where we shine the lit of a blunt on the dark, shady underbelly of this sport. There's a lot of talk on the streets about this new thing called "BCCW" - Broken City Championship Wrestling. Plymouth County, the 6th largest city in Massachusetts, home to Marvin Hagler and Rocky Marciano, the so-called "City of Champions". Allot is known about Brockton, MA aka "Broken City". Any Ghetto USA. But not much is known about this "BCCW", or it's founding entities.
WHAT WE KNOW
It has been said seed money for this capital venture came from interstate drug trafficking and cigarette smuggling in Canada, but this is thus far unproven. There are also rumors that "BCCW" was founded to operate as a front for money laundering, or a place for bookies to make millions off back door gambles. The men and women hired to help promote this endeavor (the BCCW Street Team) are all legendary SHOOTERS and HOOKERS. Their first card will allegedly be held in the Broken City Slaughterhouse, a deserted warehouse renovated into a sports cathedral. Whoever it may be, the initials "GDT Inc." have been registered on all the official paperwork.
MSD has taken to the airwaves with a sea of press conferences. The first, to announce the signing of Undisputed Heavyweight Champion LOU THESZ. The second to declare the main event for their inaugural card, an International 3-Way Dance featuring JOHN CENA, MIL MASCARAS and a thus far undisclosed 3rd opponent. Even more recently, esteemed Broadcast Journalist and wrestling manager extrodinaire BOBBY "the BRAIN" HEENAN revealed his signing of the original "NATURE BOY" BUDDY ROGERS to an exclusive contract. Then, shortly after WADE BARRETT was removed from WWE programming, he showed up alongside HEENAN and ROGERS at another press conference, heralding the return of the "REAL World's Champion".
  
WHAT I THINK
Speculation continues to run rampant as to what angle HEENAN & ROGERS (w/ WADE BARRETT) are hoping to pursue. He's already taken shots at JOHN CENA after CENA signed the International 3-Way Dance contract, and reignited the flame of contention with LOU THESZ - a dispute that literally ripped the wrestling world in two when it happened. Does the "Nature Boy" have designs of declaring himself the ONLY World Champion? Or is there something more sinister afoot? I think Naitch is here to stake his claim in the title scene while mentoring some of the next Gen blue chippers in his championship ways. We'll see where the greatest Mind in pro wrestling - Bobby Heenan - will unleash this freight train soon.
Speaking of LOU THESZ, word on the streets says a dark shadow from his past may be conspiring to throw a pall over his triumphant comeback. In response to these thus far unsubstantiated rumors, LOU THESZ has been looking toward his closest allies to form a potentially crippling tag team combination. No word yet on who THESZ may have in mind to watch his back.
Meanwhile, University of Oklahoma two-sport athlete and All American All American JACK SWAGGER has signed on the dotted line to compete on BCCW's inaugural card. When asked why he had chosen to come to the toughest division on the planet, JACK SWAGGER responded "because if there's one thing my daddy taught me - cheaters never win, and winners never cheat". Who will be SWAGGER's opponent? I think the big guy is taking umbrage with all this "shooter" talk...
I'm also hearing talk that the Chain Gang - an offshoot of C.W.B. (Crazy White Boys), both founded in the penal system, have been mobilized to provide back-up for the Franchise JOHN CENA. Is there truth to the rumor that a high-profile member of the Chain Gang is also being recruited by BCCW? On a more sour note, I'm hearing whispers that the infamous Brockton street gang "Black MOB" have been trying to extort their way onto the payroll. Allegedly linked to the Almighty RSO, Made Men and Ray Dog "the Jackal" (aka BENZINO) - we all know their track record of inside destruction and sabotage (see NWO and the fall of THE SOURCE magazine). I think they're looking for a way to hold the World title hostage. John Cena better check himself, before he gets fucked in the ass and thrown off a bridge.
Who will be the 3rd man in the International 3-Way Dance? My sources say he may come from the Far East, and is a Television ratings mega star. Further along the draft spectrum, I am told to anticipate the arrival of a few local hotties. I've seen MSD with dem east coast bunnies and if he can pull a few of those on stage we may ALL be in a for a pleasant treat. And are we in the market for an EXTREME reunion in BCCW??? My sources say the gospel of hardcore will be spread along the gutters of Broken City.
WHAT's NEXT
The next stop along their promotional hype tour is going to be a live exhibition in the old Paramount Drive-In Movie Theater parking lot, as BCCW touts the arrival of international superstar DESMOND WOLFE (aka Nigel McGuinness). With their track record of interruptions and controversy so far, God knows WHAT will happen when BCCW comes together for a live outdoor exhibit. I'm told to expect some big developments as further draft picks have ground to a halt.
On thing is for certain - talent continues to pour in from around the globe and through time for the chance to compete on BCCW's hallowed ground. The same earth Spartacus was said to have spilled his last drop of blood. I'll be reporting all the news as it breaks - LIVE from Broken City - where we respect the SHOOTERS & HOOKERS. [/center] |
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Post by MadStepDad on Apr 23, 2011 13:13:55 GMT -5
"HYPE SHOW @ THE PARAMOUNT DRIVE-IN PARKING LOT" [/size][/color]  1) EVAN BOURNE versus UNNAMED JOBBER[/size]  versus  MSD presiding. Opens up show with mid-ring promo. Hypes up BCCW's upcoming debut card "RESPECT THE HOOKERS & SHOOTERS". Introduces local jobber. Enter EVAN BOURNE!!! Quick squash, Shooting Star Press. Winner: EVAN BOURNE___________________________________________________ 2) DIAMOND DYNASTY[/size] "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers w/ Heenan & Barrett to the ring. Coin themselves the "Diamond Dynasty". Are looking to complete their quartet with a final associate. 4th member to be named later... Interrupted by LOU THESZ. LOU THESZ: If you want to do a good job at something, you may succeed if you're lucky. Luck has a lot to do with it, because a major injury at the wrong time....[/color] (clearly referencing the time KARL GOTCH confronted BUDDY ROGERS backstage in Columbus and broke his hand). It just slows you up, and you've got to kind of start all over again. When you get into competitive wrestling, not just show business, there isn't any time or any day that you're not hurting somewhere. Unless you can work around that and live with it, and try to enjoy your life along with that discomfort, you're in the wrong business. (throws a nod toward WADE BARRETT) You don't have dedicated [students] these days. They're tough to come by. They see this crap on TV, and that's what they think wrestling is. They're fans. They aren't athletes, they're fans. They come off the street, and they say, "I think I can do that," or, "I'd like to do that. I want to be a champion." When I hear things like that, like, "I don't want to learn how to wrestle. What kind of a robe can I have, and what kind of a belt you got for me?" I say [making a fist], "I've got one right here for you!"
Security rushes ring and breaks up the wrestlers. Diamond Dynasty retreats, cursing and swearing all the way. LOU THESZ left shaking his fist in the ring. Crowd cheers for Thesz, until "Get On Your Knees" blares through the arena soundsystem suddenly and unexepectedly. All eyes to the entrance ramp... ___________________________________________________ 3) SHOOTER versus HOOKER[/size] JACK SWAGGER interrupts! Promo serenading shooters, before segueing into a spiel about his own athletic accomplishments. New School versus Old School. LOU THESZ I'm calling you OUT.  JACK SWAGGER: You didn't earn anything! You never have. You simply capitalized on the misfortune of others. More specifically, you capitalized on the misfortune of the Nature Boy Buddy Rogers. You see, Lou, while you were in Tijuana drinking cervezas, I was back in Oklahoma WINNING. I was back in America perfecting the art of wrestling. I studied for thousands of hours, running countless drills... cuz I knew one day... LISTEN TO ME, PEOPLE! Because I knew one day I was gonna be destined for the WORLD. HEAVYWEIGHT. CHAMPIONSHIP. BOOM...[/color] With security separating the two wrestlers, MSD into the ring with a mic where LOU THESZ accepts the challenge. At "RESPECT THE HOOKERS & SHOOTERS" it will be JACK SWAGGER versus LOU THESZ!!!___________________________________________________ 4) THE INTERNATIONAL SUPERSTAR[/size] It takes a few moments to clear out the ring and get things settled down. Meanwhile, "C.R.E.A.M." by Wu-Tang Clan plays over the speakers. Backstage interview with MSD and BCCW's newest recruit NIGEL MCGUINNESS! He is standing somewhere in the back with MSD, shaking his head in disgust.  ___________________________________________________ MSD wraps up show... "RESPECT THE SHOOTERS & HOOKERS" coming soon... have a wonderful night... interrupted by TRIPLE H!!!! 5)THE KING of KINGS DECLARES HIS DOMINION[/size] Immaculately dressed, with a sledgehammer and a briefcase. Ultra-heel 2000ish. Takes to the podium in the center of the ring, resting both the sledgehammer and the briefcase upon it. In Boston, Irish-mob related. McMahon Family Jewels. Staking his claim, taking over the game. TRIPLE H: People say the power I have puts me in a position of dominance but, if I lost that power...[/color] (he snarls). It's all about what benefits the business for me. As for criticism? I think that if you go through life and no one hates you, then that means you're not good at anything. The critics I listen to are the ones I can hear when I walk into the arena. When people aren't caring about me anymore, I'll know. Look at John Cena. People say, "Who does Vince push him so much?" He sells so much (merchandise) and he sells out arenas. It's all about what benefits the business. The new stars have to rise on their own. What big star ever laid down for me? That's never been how business is done. Bret Hart didn't put Shawn Michaels over and refused to get beat (at Survivor Series 1997); he wouldn't lose the title. Now, that's a knock: that's what happened. Look at Steve Austin. I remember when Vince said they were bringing Austin in, and he said, "He'll be a good hand, to help the other guys." Then, they made him The Ringmaster, and gave him those plain trunks to wear. We used to say the "marks" were the fans who believed wrestling was all real -- not choreographed -- but now the smart fans, the ones who think they know everything, have became the marks. I know the majority of them don't know the business, they've never been in the business or wrestled in their lives.He is King of Kings, Barbarian at the Gate. McMahon Empire, master of all memory. And if there is a territorial war to be won, his Junior McMahon Mafia will be the one to win it. With TRIPLE H - their handpicked shogun, the Greatest Wrestler of ALL TIME. The gauntlet has been laid. The only title worth a DAMN around here is this one (unveils belt from within the briefcase): THE WWWF BELT  Come to the Broken City Slaughterhouse for "RESPECT THE HOOKERS & SHOOTERS!!!!!!!"___________________________________________________ CREDITS TRIPLE H: Powerslam Magazine interview (November 2009 issue) LOU THESZ: The LEE BENAKA interviews JACK SWAGGER: 6/18/10 Smackdown[/i] [/center] |
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