Post by MadStepDad on Mar 8, 2013 17:41:23 GMT -5
** BCCW has 6 recognized championships: **
Heavyweight (225 lbs +)
Middleweight (205 lbs +)
Flyweight (under 200 lbs)
Television title (catch weight)
6-Man Tag Team titles
World Woman’s championship
** BCCW produces a 70-minute block of programming on the Comcast Sports channel (home of the Boston Celtics) with ads for other Mash-Up Wrestling network features. This is pre-recorded footage from this weeks BCCW TV Episode, and is included in the DVD/mp4 resale of each event. Commercials come in top-heavy loads throughout and matches continue uninterrupted (DVD/mp4 reissues contain no commercials). There are strictly enforced TV time limits of 15 minutes. **
** BCCW Fight Night is inspired by UFC events of the same name, but also shares similarities with WWE Main Event (in that usually one particular main event match is hyped throughout the show). Tonight is a very special 2-hour Episode entitled “Cage of Death” (aka BCCW vs. CZW) and the main event features a HW title fight - Sheamus 2012 © taking Necro Butcher (2007) in a STEEL CAGE MATCH!! Stay tuned! **
** Post match protocol calls for the bout winner to be granted a 90-second interview piece with in-ring correspondent MSD (like Joe Rogan in the UFC, or Larry Nelson on AWA ESPN classic reruns). **
** William Muldoon is on-screen commissioner. All matches sanctioned by Mash-Up Wrestling. **
** THIS IS BCCW!! **
** RINGSIDE COMMENTARY TEAM **
Gordon Solie & Matt Striker
Happy St Patricks Day! A very special Erin Go Bra-flavored edition of BCCW Fight Night. TONIGHT! We celebrate the Luck of the Irish with a special 2-hour “BCCW vs. CZW” event! Combining the best of BCCW with all-time New Jersey fantasy wrestling! A potent mash-up potpourri of izm that can only be produced by BCCW! This Episode of Fight Night on CSN is officially subtitled "Cage of Death" (after the main event BCCW HW title fight) - but everybody calls it by what it's really known: "BCCW vs CZW". Tonight, BCCW invades New Jersey to co-promote our local fight card featuring fantasy wrestling talent of known-CZW affiliation. Rumored backstage shoot fights between Strangler Lewis and DJ Hyde are unfounded! What IS known is we've got a great card of action for you tonight, on the road to Fallout Festival! TONIGHT! The Uso's and Combination clash for BCCW 6-Man superiority... a FW 5-Way Showdown... and in our main event, BCCW HW champion Sheamus (2012) © takes on CZW-era legend Necro Butcher in a deadly Steel Cage!! But first, fantasy wrestling arch-rivals will clash in the most drama-infused match of their series when French Angel (1942) takes on Gentleman Tornado (2007) in an Xtreme Rulez CZW-style match! Stay tuned!
BCCW owns another chapter in the fantasy wrestling history books.
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FRENCH ANGEL vs. GENTLEMAN TORNADO
(Xtreme Rulez Match)
w/ versus w/
Match is the blow-off to this violent soap-opera feud - and has painted all participants in a new, disturbing light. It's also an excuse to use PWG-era CZW-veteran video tape footage of Human Tornado at his pimp-slapping best (an aspect of his character Territory Wars readers may be unfamiliar with thus far). Watch the video, superimpose Chris Hero with French Angel (Candice with Sammi) and feel the emotional intensity wrapped within. For people who tend to forget pro wrestling exists outside the realm of WWE Universe. All of their previous run-ins are recapped in video form (see past Episodes).
"Chris Hero" = French Angel
"Candice" = Sammi Lane
"Eddie Kingston = Gorgeous George
See Master Gorgeous George and his vain entrance trying to keep the NJ grime from touching him, only to be low-blowed by Sammi Lane to end the segment (a humiliating disgrace for the dilettante). George's valet Gentleman Tornado (and his hilarious adoption of the Gorgeous One's "Human Orchid" gimmick) excites and dazzles the audience, but French Angel is just a beast. He finishes Tornado aggressively with a spear through a table, after the aforementioned lowblow to Gorgeous George from Sammi Lane. Angel gets the emotional blow-off victory tonight and hoists Lane on his shoulder, Savage/Elizabeth style! French Angel is going to Fallout Festival!
Winner: FRENCH ANGEL
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ACES & EIGHTS vs. MARK HENRY, MASADA… & SAMI CALLIHAN (return)!!
** BCCW 6-Man Tag Team Match **
vs.
Cool biker-gang entrance for D-Von and the Aces & 8s crew (greeted with profane crowd chants). D-Von calls out Mark Henry to end this once and for all, and gets the World's Strongest Man at the top of the ramp. But he didn't come alone - representing the Carnage Crew and CZW Tournament of Death winner, XPW Remixed-veteran MASADA! And returning to BCCW on this CZW-themed episode after an Aces & 8s attack... "New Horror" SAMI CALLIHAN!! (huge pop for his homecoming). Competitive squash with Sami Callihan providing most of the action, Brian Fury bumping like crazy and Mark Henry hitting a WSS on Tomko for the finish. Post match Mark Henry screams "THAT'S WHAT I DO!" and stormed out. Sami Callihan meanwhile proclaimed he's BACK and with Aces & Eights blood on his hands he begins his climb back into BCCW contention.
Winners: MARK HENRY, MASADA & SAMI CALLIHAN
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
Commissioner Muldoon reveals the fan voting results for the next BCCW TV episode. Fans were asked to choose the 1st man in the HW Triple Threat #1 Contenders match (former champions only). Their choices were A) Mark Henry B) Steve Crusher Casey C) Rob Van Dam... and by the slimmest of margins the fans chose: CRUSHER CASEY! That means Ireland's Greatest Athlete will compete Next Week on BCCW TV in a HW Triple Threat (2 opponents TBD) to determine the championship contender @ Fallout Festival! Stay tuned as Sheamus & Necro Butcher decide the fate of that title TONIGHT!!
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BLKJEEZ vs. DANNY HAVOC vs. KAOS vs. LOW-KI vs. RUCKUS
** Flyweight 5-Way Mayhem Match **
vs. vs. vs. vs.
Starts with angry-heel promo from BLKJeez (spitting on his CZW / XPW Remixed heritage) and claiming he's the "realest n**** in BCCW" - only to be answered by local favorite (and XPW Remixed Death Match veteran) DANNY HAVOC! Concludes with big-time glitzy walkout of Prime Time Playaz interrupted by the crowd pleasing introduction of Eliminator Low-Ki! We finish with match stipulations and the rousing ring announcer intro (and BCCW homecoming) of RUCKUS! Fantasy wrestling / XPW Remixed veteran is another long-time CZW favorite. All 5-men have had at least a cup of coffee in original CZW. Everybody gets a chance to look good, with BLKJeez & Kaos playing heel foils for the fan favorites. Rockstar Kaos takes a hellacious CZW-style beating from Low-Ki, as commentators cover the BCCW FW title and Prime Time Playaz boasts to have run the Eliminators (Saturn/Kronus) off the East Coast. In the end, Ruckus wipes everybody out with a suicide dive - Low-Ki finishes Kaos - and in the midst of taking Darren Young's head off (hair pick and all) - BLKJeez sneaks in at the last moment to steal the pin on Kaos! Low-Ki (who shone the brightest tonight - and has some CZW 2000-era appearances to his credit) is justifiably upset but honorable nonetheless. He tries to extend the handshake of mutual respect to BLKJeez, but predictably gets the middle finger of defiance instead! But BLJeez is smart enough to get the hell out of town before the kicks start flying - forsaking his mic time. But his statement is clear: BLKJeez wants his BCCW FW belt back. BCCW TV comes to Philadelphia PA next week, hometown of BLKJeez himself! Will he have something in store for local-area Icon and BCCW FW champion SABU?? Stay tuned!
Winner: BLKJEEZ
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Rare audience sighting of NICK FN GAGE! Free the Future of Hardcore and F*** THE POLICE!!
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USO’s vs. COMBINATION
** BCCW 6-Man Tag Team Match **
vs.
Winners: USO's
Postmatch, Combination once again try a vicious sneak-attack on the Uso's... this time they succeed in hitting Rikishi from behind with a crowbar! But before they can extract any further punishment, the Combination are cut off by the frenzied, untamed run-in of the WILD SAMOANS!
The Wild Samoans clear house as the blood-thirsty crowd cheers them on (and chants "BCCW! BCCW!") Then, to compound matters even further - the Uso's and Samoans nearly come to blows between themselves! The two massive 6-Man Tag teams are held apart by security and ring officials as commentators hype the altercation. But with both teams distracted, it only opens the door for our final unscheduled run-in of the night:
Enter HEADHUNTERZ
The brutal 6-Man team of IWA-era Headhunterz & Gladiator Mike Awesome run a train on their enemies! Swinging steel chairs with reckless abandon, they manage to take out all 6 opponents (the last one - Umaga - took about a dozen direct chair shots) before Mike Awesome launches Jimmy Uso over the top rope through a ringside table! Holy S***! and BCCW! chants for that! In all the chaos and destruction, Mike Awesome & Headhunterz (with sultry, Amazonian Tamina adding just enough sexual danger) reign supreme! Mike Awesome once again spits on the "Open Invitation" and swears to tear the show down tonight if they don't get what they want! In the end, their ringside rampage requires the presence of policeman Commissioner William Muldoon - who makes the final decree:
** BCCW 6-Man Tag Team titles **
Headhunterz vs Wild Samoans vs Uso's
(Xtreme Rulez Triple Threat Match)
Only @ Fallout Festival!!
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** HAPPY ST PATRICKS DAY INTERLUDE **
BCCW HW champion Sheamus with a rousing St Patricks Day promo - hyping up the "Open Invitation", his match with Necro Butcher tonight and the approaching Fallout Festival. Luck of the Irish not required!
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BCCW Legends of Fantasy Wrestling
Nice video montage (XPW Remixed footage) and in-arena tribute for underground fantasy wrestling names like Brain Damage, Chris Ca$h & JC Bailey. Closes with 10-bell salute and jersey retirement of Trent Acid.
Bruno Sammartino gives a Legends speech, reflecting upon his own history in this Territory and hyping his Hall of Fame inclusion. He salutes the names and spirit of tonight, and unsheathes a special Xtreme Lifetime Achievement plaque - to be awarded to one of Sammartino’s hardest fantasy-wrestling opponents. Ladies and gentleman welcome back to fantasy wrestling for this ONE. NIGHT. ONLY:
SICK NICK MONDO!!
Glorious reception for the Underground Xtreme legend. Readers unfamiliar with his real-world runs will have been acquainted to him through his XPW Remixed tales (including destructive Death Matches against the likes of Terry Funk, Ian Rotten - and yes, Bruno Sammartino). He is legend and even if you never saw him you’ll know by the reception he gets tonight in NJ you would know that. Mondo soaks it in, glad-hands with Bruno, and gets a few words of an acceptance speech out - before we’re rudely interrupted by the theme song for:
DEAN AMBROSE
The swaggering, maniacal, Heath Ledger-Joker-with no face paint ruins the entire ceremony. Ambrose runs down the spectacle, spits on the memory and mocks Mondo’s injury-plagued retirement. This gives Sick Nick Mondo a chance to unite the fans with a passionate rebuttal, assuring his place in the pantheon of fantasy wrestling (owned by BCCW) and putting Ambrose in his place for lack of decorum, respect and big-match win streak! Ambrose seems apologetic, but of course it’s a ruse - and when he gets the split-second chance he STRIKES with his finisher upon Sick Nick Mondo - folding him half!
Once again, Dean Ambrose skirts from the ring fast enough to avoid Bruno Sammartino’s lunge for him! He goes on pointing to his own brain power and giving Sammartino (the Living Legend) the middle finger while ranting "another legend killed"! Sammartino wants to get at him but security and officials have intervened and are checking on Mondo, as fans boo voraciously and commentators bemoan the disrespectful antics of Dean Ambrose. He ruined what should have been a beautiful moment in fantasy wrestling…
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** HYPE **
WORLD champion speaks:
Lou Thesz (pre-taped segment from Japan). The results of his latest title from the Far East will be televised for the first time in the US next week on BCCW TV. And while Lou Thesz (and adviser Strangler Lewis) can't be in Philly next week for the show (nor do they *want* to be) - they have indeed secured a "special delivery" for John Cena. A hand-picked opponent for Cena (Mr "always here, never take a day off") to tangle with on BCCW TV invades Philly... in an Xtreme Rules bout no doubt. That opponent will be... TERRY FUNK.
Terry Funk vs John Cena in an iconic Fantasy Wrestling clash!
Xtreme Rulez match!!
In PHILADELPHIA @ the old Viking Hall!! Next week on BCCW TV!!
Stay tuned!
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Woman's Div Prez makes championship decree:
Eve Torres Gracie continues her treacherous, two-faced Administrative role (showing affection for obviously-smitten BCCW VP Sheldon Goldberg) while plotting behind his back to get him fired). With all the fake humility she can muster, she rules BCCW Womans Champion Mildred Burke © will defend her title in the Main Event of next BCCW Fight Night - injury or not. In a fan-voting ballot, Eve reveals her opponent will be Trish Stratus! The winner of that bout walks into Fallout Festival as the champion - and will defend against the winner of our special All-Diva Battle Royal that same night! Stay tuned!!
BCCW Woman's Championship
Mildred Burke © vs Trish Stratus
Next week on BCCW Fight Night on FX!!
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New Jersey Rocks...
3MB out in an attempt to lighten the mode (to no avail). Crowd boos voraciously as lead singer Heath Slater tries to set off their routine (including Jinder Mahal air sitar solo & JC Ice Baby "rapping" like Yelawolf). Thankfully they are cut off by CZW homegrown legend and overall Ultraviolent Guy:
DRAKE YOUNGER
Fans pop and chant his name. 3MB are offended to see him (but are quick to meet the business end of his chair-swinging medley). Commentators say this is the 1st public appearance of a Shooters Club member after that training camp was disbanded (in wake of Lou Thesz's championship run) and wonder if he has something to say about it. But Drake makes the mistake of trying to take on 3 men at once (even with his weapon), and soon becomes overwhelmed. Segment becomes a heat-filled Xtreme beatdown on Younger by 3MB!! But before they can demolish the local legend - and *PUT HIM THROUGH A PANE OF GLASS RESTING ON TWO CHAIRS* - we are all cut off by the frantic pounding theme song of:
ULTIMATE WARRIOR!!
3MB vs… ULTIMATE WARRIOR!!
(Handicap Match)
vs.
It is the Ultimate Warrior! Chest pounding, tassels flying! He rockets into the ring and explodes on 3MB. He takes out everybody with his ultimate arsenal before bench-pressing / splashing/ and *pinning* Heath Slater for the finish.
Winner: ULTIMATE WARRIOR
Ultimate Warrior pounds his chest and goes crazy with the fans cheering him on! When suddenly - a wounded (but angry) Drake Younger CANES him from behind with the Kendo stick! Then again! But Ultimate Warrior no-sells it! Turns around - blocks another stick swing - and *SNAPS* the weapon over his knee! AAAAARRRR!! Pound chest! Block punch! Go craaaaazzzzzy! Gorilla press slam end game! Ultimate Warrior... #1 contendaaaaaaaugh!!!
Crusher Casey vs Ultimate Warrior vs ??
(HW #1 Contenders Match)
Next BCCW TV Episode! Stay tuned!!
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** BCCW HW Championship **
SHEAMUS © vs. NECRO BUTCHER
** Steel Cage Match **
versus
If you've ever seen Necro Butcher's body of work against guys like Samoa Joe or Low-Ki, then you get an idea of what you're dealing with today. For the uninitiated it is stiff, shoot-style slugging and concussion-absorbing collisions. Necro Butcher takes an unholy beating from Sheamus that can't help but get both guys over. But even near-death bloody Necro Butcher doesn't quit, and he mounts more offensive of his own when Sheamus starts tiring. It seems the BCCW HW champion has so over-exerted himself in an effort to exterminate Necro Butcher for the appreciative fans, that he nearly ran out of gas in the process! The mesh steel cage just adds to the brutality and seems to power Necro on! But the Pale Swordsman shows his fortitude, and with a little luck of the Irish manages to duck a chair swing and Brogue Kick the sucker back in Necro's face. That finally puts a dent in Necro's run, and Sheamus closes shop with his assortment of finishing moves (made even more gruesome by the spectacle of Necro's red blood specks on Sheamus' pale skin).
Winner (and STILL BCCW HW champion): SHEAMUS
Post match a victorious Sheamus has his post speech cut off before it begins - when he is accosted by a street-clothes wearing posse led by ZANDIG. The former (yet still Iconic) owner of CZW himself! They tease a little a friction and warm the crowd up, before Zandig ultimately extends the handshake of mutual respect! BCCW continues to earn its stripes in fantasy wrestling, never resting on laurels! Zandig & Sheamus embrace, with Zandig holding the champs arm aloft in victory. Fans chants "BCCW!" while commentators run-down the upcoming BCCW TV Episode in Philly & the Fallout Festival PPV! Stay tuned!!
Sheamus will defend his BCCW HW title against an opponent TBD on the next BCCW TV Episode! A huge HW Triple Threat match between Crusher Casey, Ultimate Warrior & a mystery opponent!! Plus John Cena vs Terry Funk in all-time fantasy wrestling warfare!! Stay tuned!!
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