Post by MadStepDad on Feb 24, 2013 21:46:29 GMT -5
** BCCW has 6 recognized championships: **
Heavyweight (225 lbs +)
Middleweight (205 lbs +)
Flyweight (under 200 lbs)
Television title (catch weight)
6-Man Tag Team titles
World Woman’s championship
** BCCW produces a 70-minute block of programming on the Comcast Sports channel (home of the Boston Celtics) with ads for other Mash-Up Wrestling network features. This is pre-recorded footage from this weeks BCCW TV Episode, and is included in the DVD/mp4 resale of each event. Commercials come in top-heavy loads throughout and matches continue uninterrupted (DVD/mp4 reissues contain no commercials). There are strictly enforced TV time limits of 15 minutes. **
** BCCW Fight Night is inspired by UFC events of the same name, but also shares similarities with WWE Main Event (in that usually one particular main event match is hyped throughout the show). Tonight it is the Uso's taking on the Combination in BCCW 6-Man Tag Team action!!!
** Post match protocol calls for the bout winner to be granted a 90-second interview piece with in-ring correspondent MSD (like Joe Rogan in the UFC, or Larry Nelson on AWA ESPN classic reruns). **
** William Muldoon is on-screen commissioner. All matches sanctioned by Mash-Up Wrestling. **
Now... Broadcasting to you from Fall River, MA:
** THIS IS BCCW!! **
** RINGSIDE COMMENTARY TEAM **
Gordon Solie & Matt Striker
** CUT TO RING **
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KAOS vs. LOW-KI vs. SABU
** Flyweight Triple Threat **
versus versus
Sabu pins Kaos after Arabian Face Buster (Low-Ki caught up in ringside brawl with Titus O’Neil & Darren Young that spilled backstage).
WINNER: SABU
Post match, Sabu is celebrating when once again the evil jealous, player-hating BLKJEEZ makes his steel chair run-in. But this time - he’s intercepted by BCCW Flyweight champion PAUL LONDON! London & Sabu team up (including London unsheathing a ladder and hitting a shooting star press on BLKJeez through a table). BLKJeez is left laying, but that just allows time for Sabu & Paul London to come face-2-face in a tense, crowd pleasing showdown. Commissioner Muldoon hurries onto the scene and quells emotions before making his official decree:
** BCCW Flyweight Championship **
Paul London © vs. BLKJeez vs. Sabu
(Triple Threat TLC MATCH!!)
Only @ MBVIII! Stay tuned!!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
Cameras catch up with a raging Low-Ki backstage, and MSD solicits a quick comment from the Flyweight legend.
** CUT TO RING **
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WILD SAMOANS vs. CROWN JEWELS
** BCCW 6-Man Tag Team Match **
Wild Samoans tear through the Jewels like a chainsaw in a pillow fight. BCCW 6-Man Tag Team division beware.
Winners: WILD SAMOANS
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16 Bars of Death
John Cena answers Thesz' poignant shoot on BCCW TV Episode #7 (Run This Town)
JOHN CENA (as penned by MSD):
Lou Thesz, you made it personal - a little off the deep ends.
So I’ll take it to you publicly - you ain’t gotta check your PMz/
You try to put me out of business, so in my eyes you’re the enemy.
Jealous of my roster, you suffer from size envy/
You call yourself the champ but you won’t give me a shot.
Cuz the whole game is fixed like Chicago Black Sox/
These cats don’t even know what goes on behind the scenes.
Where you’re really insecure like a teenage drag-queen/
You say you make the rules, well Lou I call your bluff.
And watch you come onstage chest puffed acting tough/
You wanna bury my name - send Cenation into mourning
Well I’m out here tonight to send my own warning/
If you’re a fantasy wrestling god who never takes the day off -
I guess that makes me Kratos swinging Blades of Chaos/
I’ll probably get fined, and warned again but what the heck.
I’m going for your jugular so you best protect your neck/
John Cena & Trish Stratus vs. Lou Thesz & Alexxis Nevaeh @ MBVIII!!!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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GUS SONNENBERG (FW) vs. HEATH SLATER (MW) vs. GUNNER (HW)
** Catchweight 3-Way Dance **
versus versus
Winner: GUS SONNENBERG
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Queen B****
Trish Stratus addresses former friend turned enemy Alexxis Nevaeh:
At the end of her backstage promo bit with MSD, none other than Alexxis Nevaeh herself shows up! The two have a tense, but brief stand-off before the fists start flying! MSD gets out of the dodge, when suddenly a large barrel-chested figure lunges onto the scene... it is Strangler Lewis, and he grabs Trish from behind and *LOCKS HER IN THE DRAGON SLEEPER!!!* Oh my!! Alexxis kicks and slaps the other refs and officials away long enough for Strangler to put Trish OUT! He finally releases the hold and runs away (alongside Alexxis) as Cena charges onto the scene! He urgently calls for paramedics as we cut to commercial!!
** CUT **
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USO’s versus THE COMBINATION
** BCCW 6-Man Tag Team Match **
versus
Winners: USO's
My Bloody Valentine III coming soon!!
** BUY THE PPV!! **
** FADE OUT **
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