Post by MadStepDad on Sept 23, 2012 9:32:06 GMT -5
”A Word From the Company” (Intro)
Ed “Strangler” Lewis welcomes viewers to the show… Discloses the attack upon Commissioner Muldoon has garnered fines from the state athletic commission and as a result Mr Lewis has no recourse but to *BAN* Taz from XPW World title contendership. Also - for his complicity in the attack upon XPW Remixed officials - current #1 contender Samoa Joe must DEFEND that privilege tonight in a match against confirmed ratings draw (and somebody with a bone to pick with Joe over past attacks) - THE MIZ (2011)!! We may see a NEW #1 contender for the XPW World title by the end of the night! PLUS! John Cena addresses his attack by Gunner last Episode! XPW Remixed woman’s champion Trish Stratus is in the house! And the champ Lou Thesz WILL be in action tonight! Stay tuned!
** CUT TO VIDEO INTRO **
Cut to the in-studio announce team for the evening:
Gordon Solie & Matt Striker
Dark reflections are the theme of the night, as XPW Remixed takes a twisted look back at wrestling history “Alice through the looking glass”-style. Fans of the genre will be pleased to find familiar scenarios - but shall sneer disapprovingly at the perverted and twisted fashion they appear. For not only do the fans, writers and wrestlers seek Retribution - the world seeks it upon XPW Remixed. The attack on Commissioner William Muldoon may have been the breaking point in an all-out war against filth and decency that is slowly destroying the company from within. Teetering on the brink of one more lawsuit meaning financial devastation. Now, drastic measures must be taken to keep the company afloat - keep the championship belt in its grasp - and move forward to “The 18th Letter”!
TONIGHT!
Fallout from the attack on Commissioner Muldoon and champion Lou Thesz’ controversial victory over Taz. John Cena responds to the attack last week that sent him to a local area hospital, XPW Remixed tag team champions the DUDLEY BOYZ will be in action, and a “Fatal 4-Way” Xtreme Rulez Death Match! All that and more! Stay tuned!!
Mirror
Mirror
I am a killer
Mirror
Mirror
I have a heart that merely beats
Without sound
Mirror
Mirror
I am cold
Mirror
Mirror
I am tearless
Mirror
Mirror
I am the devil in white
** Noorie Ali **
** CUT TO RING **
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JOHN MORRISON vs DEAN AMBROSE
vs HAKUSHI
(Triple Threat TV Title #1 Contender match)
vs vs
Match made in response to William Muldoon’s carefully tracked TV title ranking system being torn asunder with his attack. Dean Ambrose has been clamoring for a title shot ever since becoming their figurehead (or “hood ornament on the Black Army Bentley” as Jack Pfefer was once overheard to say) and this is the best Strangler Lewis is giving him tonight. #1 free agent acquisition John Morrison has constructed a fantasy wrestling rivalry for the ages with Hakushi (1995) that climaxes with this match tonight. Both are able to cooperate enough to unleash a series of unique double team moves on Ambrose (who continues to gain massive heel heat from the crowd) - before ultimately dissolving their partnership mid-match and upping each other move-for-highflying-daredevil-move. Closest finish of the night sees Ambrose clobbering both guys with a chair and nearly getting the win, but winds up getting a BLAST of black mist to the face from Hakushi in return! The Japanese ninja assassin and American parkour master go at it again until a crucial crash and burn from Hakushi ends their tour deforce. Quick moveset + starship pain on Dean Ambrose = John Morrison writing fantasy wrestling history @ “The 18th Letter” when he takes on RVD for the XPW TV title!!
Winner (and #1 contender): JOHN MORRISON
** CUT **
** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
XPW Remixed TV champion RVD with a few words with MSD in the back - but they're interrupted by Jinder Mahal who mockingly addresses Muldoon's incapacitation. Mahal completely rains on RVD & MSD's pot-themed party by informing them a legal suit has officially been filed by Mahal - and since Muldoon isn't around to block it now - RVD must consent to a PED-test... or be stripped of his title!!! Wow. Bummer dude...
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
Strangler Lewis & Toots Mondt come face to face - and this time Ed Lewis is in full control. He was skeptical that Black’s ratings ploy on Episode #50 would work, but remembered even NWA (the rap band) went platinum with no radio play. But now THIS - slaps a folder of paperwork in Mondt’s hands - another lawsuit; this one civil! Protesters are demanding the removal of Rob Black from his position! Lewis is feeling the pressure and says Rob Black needs to step down effectively immediately - and Toots Mondt is the guy that has to deliver the message! See it be done! Lewis storms off to leave Mondt thumbing stoically through the legal paperwork - before barking at his henchmen Dino Bravo & Dick Shikat to mount up.
**CUT TO RING **
TOMMASO CIAMPA versus HUMAN TORNADO
versus
New look Tommaso Ciampa continues to impressive, and has a short picture-in-picture promo hyping up that new *mystery* team he trains with (in defiance of his original camp Olympia). He proves tonight he is no joke - playing straight man to Human Tornado’s antics before stone cold seriously dismantling him in action. Tommaso wins the match clean with Project Ciampa in what some consider a mild upset over the former XPW Boston #1 contender. Tommaso remains undefeated since returning to action under new tutelage.
Winner: TOMMASO CIAMPA
** CUT **
** BACKSTAGE VIGNETTE **
Dean Ambrose & Atsushi Onita are arguing loudly once more - with Ambrose blaming Onita for his earlier loss (because Onita wasn't there to interfere). Ambrose threatens to take care of Onita like he did Kevin Sullivan - but Onita alludes to some Yakuza ties that keep him firmly entrenched in the Black Army. Rob Black tries to appease both men by informing them that Dean Ambrose has been signed to take out Hakushi @ "The 18th Letter" in a Falls Count Anywhere match... with Onita in his corner! What!?! Ambrose & Onita are outraged! But Rob Black makes them "hug it out" in a twisted version of Kane/Daniel Bryan. Suddenly they are all interrupted on a bootleg video feed by SAMI CALLIHAN (big pop)! More creepiness from KotDM #1 contender Sami Callihan… the “New Horror” is turning the tables on champion KILO by engaging in psychological warfare… here Sami taunts Kilo from the darkness of a boiler room somewhere, and teases a mystery benefactor who will be the key to Callihan’s victory at “The 18th Letter”… is he talking mystic mumbo jumbo again, like his previous “ghost” talk (that turned out to be Horror movie attacks from a masked Thumbtack Jack)? Or is Callihan speaking literally? Either way, it’s unnerving the already-borderline insanely paranoid Rob Black and the coked-up monster Kilo…
** CUT **
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DANNY HAVOC vs THE SHEIK vs SNUFF
vs CRAZY MONKEY
("Fatal 4-Way Death Match")
vs vs vs
Trademark XPW Remixed “all hell breaks loose” segment. Wild anarchy from all 4 men with serious grudges to bear. Havoc fights tonight in honor of Thumbtack Jack (former fantasy wrestling partner in XPW Remixed canon) who was retired by KotDM champion (and Black Army affiliate) KILO. The two monsters Sheik & Snuff wind up brawling into the concession area and out of the picture (but not before a scorching Sheik fireball scatters spectators in a 10 yard radius). Crazy Monkey (brainwashed Black Army goon) and Havoc (Cylinder Iowa’s Death Match icon) are about to put the exclamation point on the entire affair with a complicated and deadly bump (that the bloodthirsty crowd is frothing for in anticipation)… when we get an interruption from... protesters (?!?)
That’s right - after tinkering with the act in the under card portions of our events - Sandman and Necro Butcher finally bring their shtick to the main stage. This is a full-on protest/demonstration with organizers, picketers with signs and chants (led by Sandman in the front with bullhorn, Kendo stick & beer cans in his pockets). They officially shut down the match - stifle the final bump (so we never see it) - and call an official protest. This is no “Fatal 4 Way” or “Death Match” because nobody ever DIES! Therefore they are SUING XPW Remixed for false advertising, emotional duress and unsafe work environments! And they aim to sue all the spectators that engage in these claims as well! BOOOOO! Cop-calling snitches! These are the guys that got New Jack tossed in the can last week! They’re slowly killing the XPW Remixed death match division with their legal antics!
Winner: NONE (no finish)
** CUT **
** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
Cameras catch the tail-end of Mondt informing Rob Black that the legal pressure XPW Remixed is facing requires Black to vacate his post. Of course Rob Black flies off the handle, as all his paranoid suspicions have been confirmed - Lewis & Mondt are trying to elbow him out of the GDT Inc monopoly!! But Mondt insists that’s no true and that they can create a Rob Feinstein/ROH situation where Rob Black steps out of the public eye until the heat blows over. All they need is somebody to stand in Black’s place and hold down his company 1/3rd… Jack Pfefer immediately speaks up. That would be him. Rob Black is stunned into silence. Everybody is against him…
** CUT **
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AWESOME KONG vs 3 unnamed jobbers
vs
Guest commentator: XPW Remixed Woman's champion
TRISH STRATUS
XPW Remixed Woman's champion Trish Stratus on commentary. Awesome Kong enters last and her victory is reminiscent of Andre the Giant or Haystacks Calhoun in their heyday - mixed with a little Goldberg and sprinkled with a dash of Ryback. She dominates all 3 opponents in devestating fashion (one of which is actually a small male!) while Stratus discusses her, Sable and the XPW Woman's title on commentary. Trish readily admits this will be the toughest challenge of her fantasy wrestling career. Kong dominates and looks to step to Trish postmatch (who stands right up to her) - but Kong just breaks down into maniacal laughter and slinks away... Trish vs Kong II @ "The 18th Letter"!
Winner: AWESOME KONG
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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SHANE DOUGLAS (w/ Lizzy Borden) & PtP
versus
SHEAMUS & the DUDLEY BOYZ ©
w/
versus
Starts with “viva la Revolution” promo from Shane (w/ Lizzy) & PtP - touting their beat down on Sheamus and gauntlet match rules @ “The 18th Letter”… ends with Sheamus admitting he must go into a PPV war alone - but tonight, he brought some allies for the battle - and introducing his surprise tag team partners for the night (reigning XPW Remixed tag team champions) THE DUDLEY BOYZ. Results are academic - Shane Douglas spends most of his time cowering away from and avoiding Sheamus… Kaos gets his custom-made “I BEAT AUSTIN ARIES” T-Shirt ripped off his body and hit with a “WHASSSUUUPPP!?!?” head butt (all while still wearing his imposter “World Champion Wrestling Man” title belt) - and Titus O’Neil eats a Brogue Kick into a Dudley Death Drop for the pin.
Winners: SHEAMUS & DUDLEY BOYZ
It’s a feel good moment - until a wild brawl breaks out post match and the FABULOUS KANGAROOS (w/ manager Wild Red Berry) show up to jump the Dudley Boyz. Segments ends with Shane, Kaos & Titus dominating Sheamus (as they promise to do again at the PPV) - and the muthaphuckkin Dudley Boyz being driven through their own tables by the FabKangs! Costello & Heffernan take turns posing with the XPW title belts (“THEIR championship belts!”) over the Dudz fallen body.
FabKangs vs Dudz @ "The 18th Letter"
for the XPW Remixed tag team titles!!
** CUT **
** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
MSD is having a few words with XPW Remixed World champion Lou Thesz about the events of the night - impending lawsuits - and Joe's match tonight against Miz that might result in a new #1 contender... when XPW Remixed VP Toots Mondt saunters into the picture. He tries to intimidate the champ, but Thesz still holds all the cards and Mondt' company is falling down around him. Using the almighty power of fan persuasion in his favor, Thesz even tries to cajole Toots Mondt HIMSELF into accepting a match against Thesz tonight! But instead - the best he gets is a shot against Mondt's #1 bonebreaker Dino Bravo TONIGHT in a non-title match!
Thesz vs Bravo in an inter-generational clash!
TONIGHT!!
Stay Tuned!!
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"Special Attraction Match"
This backstage segment is a culmination of the Davis/Commissioner Muldoon issues and match (that also resulted in Davis being barred from the PPV as referee as well) - and Rocky’s run-ins with upper XPW Remixed management and his own thirst for Retribution (for himself, his friends and his city). Rocky’s in town for his historic 50th victory celebration and finally wants to end this age-old battle of “wrestler vs. boxer”. This is in response to Danny (and agent Jack Pfefer)’s complaints that Muldoon cheated and used boxing in his wrestling match against Davis (see XPW TV Episode #53: Thesz vs. Taz). Marciano can’t be bought, sold or bribed. He’s on the level - and he’s about to put the Black Army in their place. Rocky throws down the gauntlet - has the sanctioning bodies approval - and Davis has no choice but to accept! Wrestler vs. Boxer! Dangerous Danny Davis vs. Rocky Marciano! Only @ “The 18th Letter”!
Rocky Marciano vs. Dangerous Danny Davis
(“All-Brockton Bedlam: Boxer vs. Wrestler match”)
Only @ “The 18th Letter”!!
** CUT **
"Pour out a little liquor"
** BACKSTAGE SKIT **
Brief “Boyz N the Hood”-styled vignette from the Movement (Rashad Cameron w/ Cryme Tyme, Michael Tarver & now the “Havana Pitbull” Ricky Reyes) on some dirty, grimy city street corner somewhere. They are performing a mock eulogy for racist cracker William Muldoon’s commissioners career and pouring out a little 40 oz liquor in memory. Bitter, sarcastic and disrespectful bile from all 5 men who have gripes with “whitey” for holding them back…
Rashad Cameron
** CUT **
** BACKSTAGE VIGNETTE **
2nd creepy backstage vignette from Sami Callihan - taunting Kilo and promising some mysterious ace in the hole… more cryptic clues that leave Rob Black & Kilo erupting with fury. Kilo is now on a coked-up rampage through the backlots of the building trying to find Sami Callihan…
** CUT **
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** DARK MATCHES **
A segment that puts over cut matches in fast, MTV-styled, video hype clips - usually set to some kind of heavy metal or Hip Hop background music.. this is the kind of stuff that would have appeared on the now-dormant XPW Online, or within the 3rd hour of XPW TV that has been lost...
Damien Sandow (w/ Berry) def. Weedman
(Priceless opening match monologue from Sandow before his victory).
Matt Morgan (w/ Buddy Rogers) def. Snuff (Backstage Brawl)
(Still injured from his earlier match - Snuff is set upon in the locker room by an enraged Matt Morgan - he and Rogers taking their anger out on anybody in their way… until they come face to face with MARK HENRY!! The World’s Strongest Man stops “The Blueprint” in his tracks - and a tense stare down ensues… Mark Henry dares Morgan to a match at “The 18th Letter” - and Buddy Rogers accepts on his behalf!)
Heath Slater/ Honky Tonk Man & PG-13 def. Colt Cabana/Ruckus/Human Tornado
(Rematch of their comedic barn-burner from last week, and a parody that lampoons other companies and their weak attempts at a Trios tourney. The musically-impaired odd couple of HTM/Slater & PG13 get the amazing handicap upset and display light shades of the Kane/Daniel Bryan/“Hug it Out“ dynamic)
Gorgeous George & David Otunga battle to a double-count out (w/ GG as special referee)
(Both wrestlers tried hitting on GG during the match to hilarious results - but the new owner of ALL the Focus trademarks and rights wound up spurring both and counting them both out after double-low blows… storyline is reminiscent of a slightly more- Xtreme version of the AJ/Punk/Bryan ménage’ a trois..)
LOD (Hawk & Animal) brawl with the Pitbulls
(reminiscent of the chaotic Pitbulls run-in against the West Side NGZ in XPW Original (see MSD recaps XPW TV Season One Episode #3 NOW for full details!) - the LOD and Pitbulls literally tear down the set - including the giant metal letters spelling out “XPW” on the entrance ramp… it necessitates the following match be contested under near-war zone standards while the mess is cleaned up..)
** Dark Match Main Event **
MCMG & Kendrick/London battle to a DRAW
(Their tag team wrestling masterpiece is ruined by the run-in of a jealous, vindictive GenerationME team - outraged at being upstaged by the veteran duos… GenME leaves both teams lying to huge boos…)
** CUT **
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”THE PATH OF RAGE”
Backstage correspondent MSD is setting up a promo piece with none other than former XPW Remixed champion Bruno Sammartino (to be part of the Thesz/Joe judges committee) - when an irate TAZ storms the set! The bully (who spent all night fuming and ranting about being banned from World title contendership but couldn’t get an audience with anybody in management) takes his frustrations out on MSD instead - grabbing and shaking him in a fit of anger. Brief vignettes have played all night of Taz on his rampage through the XPW Remixed backstage area. Taz cuts a promo where he says he’s happy about what he did to Commissioner Muldoon - and that just sends Bruno Sammartino into a fury. Just like the feud that spawned between Sammartino and Randy Savage after Savage crushed Ricky Steamboat’s larynx with a ring bell - Sammartino is so enraged and disgusted by Taz proclaiming his joy over his criminal actions - that he ATTACKS HIM! Sammartino & Taz are going at it in the backstage area!! Caught by surprise to begin with, Taz finally tucks tails and flees - leaving a raging Sammartino behind. MSD gets a few words from the Italian Strongman - who announces his COMEBACK and declares his intention to END the “path of rage” when he challenges Taz one-on-one @ “The 18th Letter”!! WHAT!?! This is *HUGE* breaking news!!
Sammartino vs. Taz!!
Only @ “The 18th Letter”!!
** CUT **
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THE MESSIAH versus
Ed “Strangler” Lewis welcomes viewers to the show… Discloses the attack upon Commissioner Muldoon has garnered fines from the state athletic commission and as a result Mr Lewis has no recourse but to *BAN* Taz from XPW World title contendership. Also - for his complicity in the attack upon XPW Remixed officials - current #1 contender Samoa Joe must DEFEND that privilege tonight in a match against confirmed ratings draw (and somebody with a bone to pick with Joe over past attacks) - THE MIZ (2011)!! We may see a NEW #1 contender for the XPW World title by the end of the night! PLUS! John Cena addresses his attack by Gunner last Episode! XPW Remixed woman’s champion Trish Stratus is in the house! And the champ Lou Thesz WILL be in action tonight! Stay tuned!
** CUT TO VIDEO INTRO **
Cut to the in-studio announce team for the evening:
Gordon Solie & Matt Striker
Dark reflections are the theme of the night, as XPW Remixed takes a twisted look back at wrestling history “Alice through the looking glass”-style. Fans of the genre will be pleased to find familiar scenarios - but shall sneer disapprovingly at the perverted and twisted fashion they appear. For not only do the fans, writers and wrestlers seek Retribution - the world seeks it upon XPW Remixed. The attack on Commissioner William Muldoon may have been the breaking point in an all-out war against filth and decency that is slowly destroying the company from within. Teetering on the brink of one more lawsuit meaning financial devastation. Now, drastic measures must be taken to keep the company afloat - keep the championship belt in its grasp - and move forward to “The 18th Letter”!
TONIGHT!
Fallout from the attack on Commissioner Muldoon and champion Lou Thesz’ controversial victory over Taz. John Cena responds to the attack last week that sent him to a local area hospital, XPW Remixed tag team champions the DUDLEY BOYZ will be in action, and a “Fatal 4-Way” Xtreme Rulez Death Match! All that and more! Stay tuned!!
Mirror
Mirror
I am a killer
Mirror
Mirror
I have a heart that merely beats
Without sound
Mirror
Mirror
I am cold
Mirror
Mirror
I am tearless
Mirror
Mirror
I am the devil in white
** Noorie Ali **
** CUT TO RING **
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JOHN MORRISON vs DEAN AMBROSE
vs HAKUSHI
(Triple Threat TV Title #1 Contender match)
vs vs
Match made in response to William Muldoon’s carefully tracked TV title ranking system being torn asunder with his attack. Dean Ambrose has been clamoring for a title shot ever since becoming their figurehead (or “hood ornament on the Black Army Bentley” as Jack Pfefer was once overheard to say) and this is the best Strangler Lewis is giving him tonight. #1 free agent acquisition John Morrison has constructed a fantasy wrestling rivalry for the ages with Hakushi (1995) that climaxes with this match tonight. Both are able to cooperate enough to unleash a series of unique double team moves on Ambrose (who continues to gain massive heel heat from the crowd) - before ultimately dissolving their partnership mid-match and upping each other move-for-highflying-daredevil-move. Closest finish of the night sees Ambrose clobbering both guys with a chair and nearly getting the win, but winds up getting a BLAST of black mist to the face from Hakushi in return! The Japanese ninja assassin and American parkour master go at it again until a crucial crash and burn from Hakushi ends their tour deforce. Quick moveset + starship pain on Dean Ambrose = John Morrison writing fantasy wrestling history @ “The 18th Letter” when he takes on RVD for the XPW TV title!!
Winner (and #1 contender): JOHN MORRISON
** CUT **
** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
XPW Remixed TV champion RVD with a few words with MSD in the back - but they're interrupted by Jinder Mahal who mockingly addresses Muldoon's incapacitation. Mahal completely rains on RVD & MSD's pot-themed party by informing them a legal suit has officially been filed by Mahal - and since Muldoon isn't around to block it now - RVD must consent to a PED-test... or be stripped of his title!!! Wow. Bummer dude...
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
Strangler Lewis & Toots Mondt come face to face - and this time Ed Lewis is in full control. He was skeptical that Black’s ratings ploy on Episode #50 would work, but remembered even NWA (the rap band) went platinum with no radio play. But now THIS - slaps a folder of paperwork in Mondt’s hands - another lawsuit; this one civil! Protesters are demanding the removal of Rob Black from his position! Lewis is feeling the pressure and says Rob Black needs to step down effectively immediately - and Toots Mondt is the guy that has to deliver the message! See it be done! Lewis storms off to leave Mondt thumbing stoically through the legal paperwork - before barking at his henchmen Dino Bravo & Dick Shikat to mount up.
**CUT TO RING **
TOMMASO CIAMPA versus HUMAN TORNADO
versus
New look Tommaso Ciampa continues to impressive, and has a short picture-in-picture promo hyping up that new *mystery* team he trains with (in defiance of his original camp Olympia). He proves tonight he is no joke - playing straight man to Human Tornado’s antics before stone cold seriously dismantling him in action. Tommaso wins the match clean with Project Ciampa in what some consider a mild upset over the former XPW Boston #1 contender. Tommaso remains undefeated since returning to action under new tutelage.
Winner: TOMMASO CIAMPA
** CUT **
** BACKSTAGE VIGNETTE **
Dean Ambrose & Atsushi Onita are arguing loudly once more - with Ambrose blaming Onita for his earlier loss (because Onita wasn't there to interfere). Ambrose threatens to take care of Onita like he did Kevin Sullivan - but Onita alludes to some Yakuza ties that keep him firmly entrenched in the Black Army. Rob Black tries to appease both men by informing them that Dean Ambrose has been signed to take out Hakushi @ "The 18th Letter" in a Falls Count Anywhere match... with Onita in his corner! What!?! Ambrose & Onita are outraged! But Rob Black makes them "hug it out" in a twisted version of Kane/Daniel Bryan. Suddenly they are all interrupted on a bootleg video feed by SAMI CALLIHAN (big pop)! More creepiness from KotDM #1 contender Sami Callihan… the “New Horror” is turning the tables on champion KILO by engaging in psychological warfare… here Sami taunts Kilo from the darkness of a boiler room somewhere, and teases a mystery benefactor who will be the key to Callihan’s victory at “The 18th Letter”… is he talking mystic mumbo jumbo again, like his previous “ghost” talk (that turned out to be Horror movie attacks from a masked Thumbtack Jack)? Or is Callihan speaking literally? Either way, it’s unnerving the already-borderline insanely paranoid Rob Black and the coked-up monster Kilo…
** CUT **
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DANNY HAVOC vs THE SHEIK vs SNUFF
vs CRAZY MONKEY
("Fatal 4-Way Death Match")
vs vs vs
Trademark XPW Remixed “all hell breaks loose” segment. Wild anarchy from all 4 men with serious grudges to bear. Havoc fights tonight in honor of Thumbtack Jack (former fantasy wrestling partner in XPW Remixed canon) who was retired by KotDM champion (and Black Army affiliate) KILO. The two monsters Sheik & Snuff wind up brawling into the concession area and out of the picture (but not before a scorching Sheik fireball scatters spectators in a 10 yard radius). Crazy Monkey (brainwashed Black Army goon) and Havoc (Cylinder Iowa’s Death Match icon) are about to put the exclamation point on the entire affair with a complicated and deadly bump (that the bloodthirsty crowd is frothing for in anticipation)… when we get an interruption from... protesters (?!?)
That’s right - after tinkering with the act in the under card portions of our events - Sandman and Necro Butcher finally bring their shtick to the main stage. This is a full-on protest/demonstration with organizers, picketers with signs and chants (led by Sandman in the front with bullhorn, Kendo stick & beer cans in his pockets). They officially shut down the match - stifle the final bump (so we never see it) - and call an official protest. This is no “Fatal 4 Way” or “Death Match” because nobody ever DIES! Therefore they are SUING XPW Remixed for false advertising, emotional duress and unsafe work environments! And they aim to sue all the spectators that engage in these claims as well! BOOOOO! Cop-calling snitches! These are the guys that got New Jack tossed in the can last week! They’re slowly killing the XPW Remixed death match division with their legal antics!
Winner: NONE (no finish)
** CUT **
** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
Cameras catch the tail-end of Mondt informing Rob Black that the legal pressure XPW Remixed is facing requires Black to vacate his post. Of course Rob Black flies off the handle, as all his paranoid suspicions have been confirmed - Lewis & Mondt are trying to elbow him out of the GDT Inc monopoly!! But Mondt insists that’s no true and that they can create a Rob Feinstein/ROH situation where Rob Black steps out of the public eye until the heat blows over. All they need is somebody to stand in Black’s place and hold down his company 1/3rd… Jack Pfefer immediately speaks up. That would be him. Rob Black is stunned into silence. Everybody is against him…
** CUT **
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AWESOME KONG vs 3 unnamed jobbers
vs
Guest commentator: XPW Remixed Woman's champion
TRISH STRATUS
XPW Remixed Woman's champion Trish Stratus on commentary. Awesome Kong enters last and her victory is reminiscent of Andre the Giant or Haystacks Calhoun in their heyday - mixed with a little Goldberg and sprinkled with a dash of Ryback. She dominates all 3 opponents in devestating fashion (one of which is actually a small male!) while Stratus discusses her, Sable and the XPW Woman's title on commentary. Trish readily admits this will be the toughest challenge of her fantasy wrestling career. Kong dominates and looks to step to Trish postmatch (who stands right up to her) - but Kong just breaks down into maniacal laughter and slinks away... Trish vs Kong II @ "The 18th Letter"!
Winner: AWESOME KONG
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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SHANE DOUGLAS (w/ Lizzy Borden) & PtP
versus
SHEAMUS & the DUDLEY BOYZ ©
w/
versus
Starts with “viva la Revolution” promo from Shane (w/ Lizzy) & PtP - touting their beat down on Sheamus and gauntlet match rules @ “The 18th Letter”… ends with Sheamus admitting he must go into a PPV war alone - but tonight, he brought some allies for the battle - and introducing his surprise tag team partners for the night (reigning XPW Remixed tag team champions) THE DUDLEY BOYZ. Results are academic - Shane Douglas spends most of his time cowering away from and avoiding Sheamus… Kaos gets his custom-made “I BEAT AUSTIN ARIES” T-Shirt ripped off his body and hit with a “WHASSSUUUPPP!?!?” head butt (all while still wearing his imposter “World Champion Wrestling Man” title belt) - and Titus O’Neil eats a Brogue Kick into a Dudley Death Drop for the pin.
Winners: SHEAMUS & DUDLEY BOYZ
It’s a feel good moment - until a wild brawl breaks out post match and the FABULOUS KANGAROOS (w/ manager Wild Red Berry) show up to jump the Dudley Boyz. Segments ends with Shane, Kaos & Titus dominating Sheamus (as they promise to do again at the PPV) - and the muthaphuckkin Dudley Boyz being driven through their own tables by the FabKangs! Costello & Heffernan take turns posing with the XPW title belts (“THEIR championship belts!”) over the Dudz fallen body.
FabKangs vs Dudz @ "The 18th Letter"
for the XPW Remixed tag team titles!!
** CUT **
** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
MSD is having a few words with XPW Remixed World champion Lou Thesz about the events of the night - impending lawsuits - and Joe's match tonight against Miz that might result in a new #1 contender... when XPW Remixed VP Toots Mondt saunters into the picture. He tries to intimidate the champ, but Thesz still holds all the cards and Mondt' company is falling down around him. Using the almighty power of fan persuasion in his favor, Thesz even tries to cajole Toots Mondt HIMSELF into accepting a match against Thesz tonight! But instead - the best he gets is a shot against Mondt's #1 bonebreaker Dino Bravo TONIGHT in a non-title match!
Thesz vs Bravo in an inter-generational clash!
TONIGHT!!
Stay Tuned!!
** CUT **
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"Special Attraction Match"
This backstage segment is a culmination of the Davis/Commissioner Muldoon issues and match (that also resulted in Davis being barred from the PPV as referee as well) - and Rocky’s run-ins with upper XPW Remixed management and his own thirst for Retribution (for himself, his friends and his city). Rocky’s in town for his historic 50th victory celebration and finally wants to end this age-old battle of “wrestler vs. boxer”. This is in response to Danny (and agent Jack Pfefer)’s complaints that Muldoon cheated and used boxing in his wrestling match against Davis (see XPW TV Episode #53: Thesz vs. Taz). Marciano can’t be bought, sold or bribed. He’s on the level - and he’s about to put the Black Army in their place. Rocky throws down the gauntlet - has the sanctioning bodies approval - and Davis has no choice but to accept! Wrestler vs. Boxer! Dangerous Danny Davis vs. Rocky Marciano! Only @ “The 18th Letter”!
Rocky Marciano vs. Dangerous Danny Davis
(“All-Brockton Bedlam: Boxer vs. Wrestler match”)
Only @ “The 18th Letter”!!
** CUT **
"Pour out a little liquor"
** BACKSTAGE SKIT **
Brief “Boyz N the Hood”-styled vignette from the Movement (Rashad Cameron w/ Cryme Tyme, Michael Tarver & now the “Havana Pitbull” Ricky Reyes) on some dirty, grimy city street corner somewhere. They are performing a mock eulogy for racist cracker William Muldoon’s commissioners career and pouring out a little 40 oz liquor in memory. Bitter, sarcastic and disrespectful bile from all 5 men who have gripes with “whitey” for holding them back…
Rashad Cameron
** CUT **
** BACKSTAGE VIGNETTE **
2nd creepy backstage vignette from Sami Callihan - taunting Kilo and promising some mysterious ace in the hole… more cryptic clues that leave Rob Black & Kilo erupting with fury. Kilo is now on a coked-up rampage through the backlots of the building trying to find Sami Callihan…
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** DARK MATCHES **
A segment that puts over cut matches in fast, MTV-styled, video hype clips - usually set to some kind of heavy metal or Hip Hop background music.. this is the kind of stuff that would have appeared on the now-dormant XPW Online, or within the 3rd hour of XPW TV that has been lost...
Damien Sandow (w/ Berry) def. Weedman
(Priceless opening match monologue from Sandow before his victory).
Matt Morgan (w/ Buddy Rogers) def. Snuff (Backstage Brawl)
(Still injured from his earlier match - Snuff is set upon in the locker room by an enraged Matt Morgan - he and Rogers taking their anger out on anybody in their way… until they come face to face with MARK HENRY!! The World’s Strongest Man stops “The Blueprint” in his tracks - and a tense stare down ensues… Mark Henry dares Morgan to a match at “The 18th Letter” - and Buddy Rogers accepts on his behalf!)
Heath Slater/ Honky Tonk Man & PG-13 def. Colt Cabana/Ruckus/Human Tornado
(Rematch of their comedic barn-burner from last week, and a parody that lampoons other companies and their weak attempts at a Trios tourney. The musically-impaired odd couple of HTM/Slater & PG13 get the amazing handicap upset and display light shades of the Kane/Daniel Bryan/“Hug it Out“ dynamic)
Gorgeous George & David Otunga battle to a double-count out (w/ GG as special referee)
(Both wrestlers tried hitting on GG during the match to hilarious results - but the new owner of ALL the Focus trademarks and rights wound up spurring both and counting them both out after double-low blows… storyline is reminiscent of a slightly more- Xtreme version of the AJ/Punk/Bryan ménage’ a trois..)
LOD (Hawk & Animal) brawl with the Pitbulls
(reminiscent of the chaotic Pitbulls run-in against the West Side NGZ in XPW Original (see MSD recaps XPW TV Season One Episode #3 NOW for full details!) - the LOD and Pitbulls literally tear down the set - including the giant metal letters spelling out “XPW” on the entrance ramp… it necessitates the following match be contested under near-war zone standards while the mess is cleaned up..)
** Dark Match Main Event **
MCMG & Kendrick/London battle to a DRAW
(Their tag team wrestling masterpiece is ruined by the run-in of a jealous, vindictive GenerationME team - outraged at being upstaged by the veteran duos… GenME leaves both teams lying to huge boos…)
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”THE PATH OF RAGE”
Backstage correspondent MSD is setting up a promo piece with none other than former XPW Remixed champion Bruno Sammartino (to be part of the Thesz/Joe judges committee) - when an irate TAZ storms the set! The bully (who spent all night fuming and ranting about being banned from World title contendership but couldn’t get an audience with anybody in management) takes his frustrations out on MSD instead - grabbing and shaking him in a fit of anger. Brief vignettes have played all night of Taz on his rampage through the XPW Remixed backstage area. Taz cuts a promo where he says he’s happy about what he did to Commissioner Muldoon - and that just sends Bruno Sammartino into a fury. Just like the feud that spawned between Sammartino and Randy Savage after Savage crushed Ricky Steamboat’s larynx with a ring bell - Sammartino is so enraged and disgusted by Taz proclaiming his joy over his criminal actions - that he ATTACKS HIM! Sammartino & Taz are going at it in the backstage area!! Caught by surprise to begin with, Taz finally tucks tails and flees - leaving a raging Sammartino behind. MSD gets a few words from the Italian Strongman - who announces his COMEBACK and declares his intention to END the “path of rage” when he challenges Taz one-on-one @ “The 18th Letter”!! WHAT!?! This is *HUGE* breaking news!!
Sammartino vs. Taz!!
Only @ “The 18th Letter”!!
** CUT **
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THE MESSIAH versus
ALBERTO DEL RIO (w/ Ricardo Rodriguez)
versus w/
Magnificent, Ricardo Rodriguez-assisted entrance from Del Rio. Quick promo reiterating his motives for having uncle Mil Mascaras attacked and disabled (see XPW TV Episode #52). Del Rio is interrupted by the theme song for XPW Original homebrewed superstar MESSIAH - who challenges him to a match. Messiah holds his own and gets off a bevy of crowd pleasing moves - but the ringside presence of Ricardo Rodriguez is enough to turn the tide and Messiah winds up caught in a vicious arm bar for the tap-out. Rodriguez joyously announces Del Rio’s victory, and Alberto is about to zero in on Messiah’s arm again - just out of spite. Until he is cut off by his uncle MIL MASCARAS on the video wall. Quick, but intense monologue from Mascaras that starts in Spanish but finishes in English. Heavy duty honor, respect and holy Lucha Libre bloodlines at stake. Mascaras accepts Del Rio’s challenge for “The 18th Letter” and promises retribution of his own…
Winner (by submission): ALBERTO DEL RIO
Mil Mascaras promises retribution @ "The 18th Letter"!
** CUT **
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THE MIZ versus SAMOA JOE
versus
XPW Remixed champion Lou Thesz on commentary - who discusses the exciting potential of facing Miz in a star-studded PPV match. This match between Joe & Miz was made as a political “FU” from Strangler Lewis to his VP Toots Mondt (for Mondt issuing a series of “hits” performed by Joe & Taz unbeknownst to the Strangler). In earlier vignettes Joe already expressed his outrage at his #1 contendership being put in flux at the last moment in this match - while Miz performed admirably as the XPW Remixed baby face with enough stats and pizzazz to back his claims as “highest rated champion in XPW Remixed history” (referring to his 2 legendary reigns as TV champion). In action, Miz assumes a sort of plucky underdog face character - something he really started tweaking during his feud with Shane Douglas. But Samoa Joe is a demolition machine and winds up dismantling Miz with shoot strikes and stiff suplexes. Thesz discusses the crime wave of terror orchestrated by Joe & Taz and how he stands as the last of the old guard not ready to relinquish their spots to thugs who don't deserve it. A last-ditch SCF-attempt from Miz is countered into a surprise Kokina clutch by Joe and that’s it. Miz frantically taps for breath as Joe exerts his dominance and reclaims his #1 Contenders spot - with momentum. Staredown with Thesz from the ring but that's as far as it goes.
Winner (by submission): SAMOA JOE
** CUT **
** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
Black Army president Rob Black has been driven near-mad by the events of the night, but his confidant Jack Pfefer consoles him. He has convinced Black it *IS* best for him to step back for a while and let Pfefer himself control the position. Until the lawsuits, heat and other troubles boil over. Rob Black reluctantly leaves the building (and the keys to the Black Army in Pfefer's hands) - but as an aside as he leaves the building, indicates he has one final figurative "mail bomb" to set off at "The 18th Letter" before he goes...
** CUT **
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"Hustle, Loyalty... and NO RESPECT"
John Cena addresses the wave of evil overtaking XPW Remixed - allies he's lost - personal battles he wages - and the vicious attack he suffered at the hands of Gunner (w/ Darlin) on XPW TV Episode #53... @ "The 18th Letter" Cena seeks retribution, not only for himself - but for the heroes of light who continue to RISE ABOVE HATE despite all obstacles... but Cena won't be alone. He's bringing Olympia ace, former XPW Remixed Woman's champion, and his main New England homegirl Alexxis Nevaeh to watch his back against that skank Jessica Darlin!
"April 1st" = The 18th Letter
"Rock" = Gunner & Darlin
** CUT **
** BACKSTAGE VIGNETTE **
Final sketch in Sami Callihan’s creepy crusade to psyche out Kilo… his cryptic clues have led Kilo to a darkened warehouse area where apparently large (and scary, in the shadows) prehistoric relics are awaiting show (big wooly mammoths, saber-tooth tigers, like a dark Natural History exhibit)… the coked-up and enraged Kilo is on a tear looking for Sami - until one of the exhibits seemingly comes to LIFE and attacks Kilo! What the!?!? Wait! That’s no prehistoric caveman exhibit! That’s the real live FRENCH ANGEL in the flesh! Kilo thought he finished the French Angel in an “Ambulance Match” (see “Give Me Liberty or Death”) - but the Angel is back to seek retribution! Finally Kilo has fear in his eyes and is forced to retreat from the wild animal! Sami Callihan laughs and cackles like a maniacal genius who just strung together a pitbull ambush! Sami Callihan will see Kilo @ “The 18th Letter” - with ferocious reinforcements! Think George “the Animal” Steele on acid teaming up with bizarro-world Ricky Steamboat @ WMIII! Has Kilo finally met his match?!?!
French Angel is back for Retribution against KILO!!
** CUT **
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
Legendary Boston-area promoter and key manager of such fantasy names as John Cena and the MCMG - PAUL BOWSER is back! He has some brief words for XPW Remixed in response to his own attack, as well as the one suffered by Muldoon and other victims of the Black Army crime wave. A BIG TIME announcement Paul Bowser is saving just for "The 18th Letter"... TUNE IN, you WON'T want to miss this bombshell announcement!!
** CUT TO RING **
** TV Main Event **
LOU THESZ versus DINO BRAVO (w/ Dick Shikat)
(Non-Title Match)
versus w/
Good “strength versus science” display from the two men, with Thesz really showing off his skill. But the story of the match is Lou’s gradual wear down and accumulation of injuries suffered in the build to this match - that is punctuated by a big Dino Bravo bear hug. Dick Shikat the stoic German shooter watches from ringside, but can’t help interfere when Bravo comes out on the losing end of Thesz’ finishing sequence of maneuvers. As Thesz is slapping on the STF to Bravo, Shikat rushes the ring and stomps the champion out - instant DQ. But Bravo & Shikat don’t care - they’re bone breakers. They’re here to do a number on the champ…
Winner (by DQ): LOU THESZ
Bravo & Shikat are stretching the champ - when finally the Shooters Club make their heroic crowd pleasing run in! Dan “the Beast” Severn with suplexes galore! Masahiko Kimura with the judo takedowns! Drake Younger with the Kendo stick! They drive away the bad guys in an all out brawl… but they forget about Samoa Joe! He winds up sneaking on a worn Lou Thesz from the rear and LOCKING IN HIS KOKINA CLUTCH! In a repeat of Lou’s near-fatal encounter with Taz last episode - Joe chokes Thesz OUT to end the show! It takes waves of security to pry him off and when he does Thesz is left unmoving. Joe holds the XPW World title aloft like it’s his already…
Thesz vs. Joe!
Only @ “The 18th Letter”!!
** FADE OUT **
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XPW Remixed presents...
"The 18th Letter"
** XPW Remixed WORLD championship **
Lou Thesz © vs Samoa Joe
(** FANTASY WRESTLING DREAM MATCH!! **)
** XPW Remixed tag team titles **
Dudley Boyz (2009) © versus Fabulous Kangaroos (1960)
(Tag Team Tables match)
John Cena (2012) w/ Alexxis Nevaeh versus Gunner (2013) w/ Jessica Darlin
(“No Honor No Respect match”)
** King of the Death Match championship **
Kilo © vs Sami Callihan w/ French Angel
** XPW Boston championship **
Shane Douglas © (w/ PtP) vs Sheamus
("Gauntlet Match")
Alberto Del Rio (2015) w/ Ricardo Rodriguez vs. Mil Mascaras (1975)
(“La Familia Grudge Match”)
** XPW Remixed Woman's championship **
Trish Stratus © versus Awesome Kong
(the rematch!!)
Dean Ambrose (w/ Onita) versus Hakushi
(“Falls Count Anywhere match”)
** XPW TV title **
RVD © versus John Morrison
TAZ (2000) versus Bruno Sammartino (1970)
(“Xtreme Grudge Match”)
** PLUS!! **
LOD vs. Pitbulls
MCMG vs. Kendrick & London vs. GenME
(Tag Team Turmoil)
Mark Henry vs. Matt Morgan (w/ Nature Boy Buddy Rogers)
(Battle of the Behemoths!)
** FADE OUT **
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versus w/
Magnificent, Ricardo Rodriguez-assisted entrance from Del Rio. Quick promo reiterating his motives for having uncle Mil Mascaras attacked and disabled (see XPW TV Episode #52). Del Rio is interrupted by the theme song for XPW Original homebrewed superstar MESSIAH - who challenges him to a match. Messiah holds his own and gets off a bevy of crowd pleasing moves - but the ringside presence of Ricardo Rodriguez is enough to turn the tide and Messiah winds up caught in a vicious arm bar for the tap-out. Rodriguez joyously announces Del Rio’s victory, and Alberto is about to zero in on Messiah’s arm again - just out of spite. Until he is cut off by his uncle MIL MASCARAS on the video wall. Quick, but intense monologue from Mascaras that starts in Spanish but finishes in English. Heavy duty honor, respect and holy Lucha Libre bloodlines at stake. Mascaras accepts Del Rio’s challenge for “The 18th Letter” and promises retribution of his own…
Winner (by submission): ALBERTO DEL RIO
Mil Mascaras promises retribution @ "The 18th Letter"!
** CUT **
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THE MIZ versus SAMOA JOE
versus
XPW Remixed champion Lou Thesz on commentary - who discusses the exciting potential of facing Miz in a star-studded PPV match. This match between Joe & Miz was made as a political “FU” from Strangler Lewis to his VP Toots Mondt (for Mondt issuing a series of “hits” performed by Joe & Taz unbeknownst to the Strangler). In earlier vignettes Joe already expressed his outrage at his #1 contendership being put in flux at the last moment in this match - while Miz performed admirably as the XPW Remixed baby face with enough stats and pizzazz to back his claims as “highest rated champion in XPW Remixed history” (referring to his 2 legendary reigns as TV champion). In action, Miz assumes a sort of plucky underdog face character - something he really started tweaking during his feud with Shane Douglas. But Samoa Joe is a demolition machine and winds up dismantling Miz with shoot strikes and stiff suplexes. Thesz discusses the crime wave of terror orchestrated by Joe & Taz and how he stands as the last of the old guard not ready to relinquish their spots to thugs who don't deserve it. A last-ditch SCF-attempt from Miz is countered into a surprise Kokina clutch by Joe and that’s it. Miz frantically taps for breath as Joe exerts his dominance and reclaims his #1 Contenders spot - with momentum. Staredown with Thesz from the ring but that's as far as it goes.
Winner (by submission): SAMOA JOE
** CUT **
** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
Black Army president Rob Black has been driven near-mad by the events of the night, but his confidant Jack Pfefer consoles him. He has convinced Black it *IS* best for him to step back for a while and let Pfefer himself control the position. Until the lawsuits, heat and other troubles boil over. Rob Black reluctantly leaves the building (and the keys to the Black Army in Pfefer's hands) - but as an aside as he leaves the building, indicates he has one final figurative "mail bomb" to set off at "The 18th Letter" before he goes...
** CUT **
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"Hustle, Loyalty... and NO RESPECT"
John Cena addresses the wave of evil overtaking XPW Remixed - allies he's lost - personal battles he wages - and the vicious attack he suffered at the hands of Gunner (w/ Darlin) on XPW TV Episode #53... @ "The 18th Letter" Cena seeks retribution, not only for himself - but for the heroes of light who continue to RISE ABOVE HATE despite all obstacles... but Cena won't be alone. He's bringing Olympia ace, former XPW Remixed Woman's champion, and his main New England homegirl Alexxis Nevaeh to watch his back against that skank Jessica Darlin!
"April 1st" = The 18th Letter
"Rock" = Gunner & Darlin
** CUT **
** BACKSTAGE VIGNETTE **
Final sketch in Sami Callihan’s creepy crusade to psyche out Kilo… his cryptic clues have led Kilo to a darkened warehouse area where apparently large (and scary, in the shadows) prehistoric relics are awaiting show (big wooly mammoths, saber-tooth tigers, like a dark Natural History exhibit)… the coked-up and enraged Kilo is on a tear looking for Sami - until one of the exhibits seemingly comes to LIFE and attacks Kilo! What the!?!? Wait! That’s no prehistoric caveman exhibit! That’s the real live FRENCH ANGEL in the flesh! Kilo thought he finished the French Angel in an “Ambulance Match” (see “Give Me Liberty or Death”) - but the Angel is back to seek retribution! Finally Kilo has fear in his eyes and is forced to retreat from the wild animal! Sami Callihan laughs and cackles like a maniacal genius who just strung together a pitbull ambush! Sami Callihan will see Kilo @ “The 18th Letter” - with ferocious reinforcements! Think George “the Animal” Steele on acid teaming up with bizarro-world Ricky Steamboat @ WMIII! Has Kilo finally met his match?!?!
French Angel is back for Retribution against KILO!!
** CUT **
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
Legendary Boston-area promoter and key manager of such fantasy names as John Cena and the MCMG - PAUL BOWSER is back! He has some brief words for XPW Remixed in response to his own attack, as well as the one suffered by Muldoon and other victims of the Black Army crime wave. A BIG TIME announcement Paul Bowser is saving just for "The 18th Letter"... TUNE IN, you WON'T want to miss this bombshell announcement!!
** CUT TO RING **
** TV Main Event **
LOU THESZ versus DINO BRAVO (w/ Dick Shikat)
(Non-Title Match)
versus w/
Good “strength versus science” display from the two men, with Thesz really showing off his skill. But the story of the match is Lou’s gradual wear down and accumulation of injuries suffered in the build to this match - that is punctuated by a big Dino Bravo bear hug. Dick Shikat the stoic German shooter watches from ringside, but can’t help interfere when Bravo comes out on the losing end of Thesz’ finishing sequence of maneuvers. As Thesz is slapping on the STF to Bravo, Shikat rushes the ring and stomps the champion out - instant DQ. But Bravo & Shikat don’t care - they’re bone breakers. They’re here to do a number on the champ…
Winner (by DQ): LOU THESZ
Bravo & Shikat are stretching the champ - when finally the Shooters Club make their heroic crowd pleasing run in! Dan “the Beast” Severn with suplexes galore! Masahiko Kimura with the judo takedowns! Drake Younger with the Kendo stick! They drive away the bad guys in an all out brawl… but they forget about Samoa Joe! He winds up sneaking on a worn Lou Thesz from the rear and LOCKING IN HIS KOKINA CLUTCH! In a repeat of Lou’s near-fatal encounter with Taz last episode - Joe chokes Thesz OUT to end the show! It takes waves of security to pry him off and when he does Thesz is left unmoving. Joe holds the XPW World title aloft like it’s his already…
Thesz vs. Joe!
Only @ “The 18th Letter”!!
** FADE OUT **
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XPW Remixed presents...
"The 18th Letter"
** XPW Remixed WORLD championship **
Lou Thesz © vs Samoa Joe
(** FANTASY WRESTLING DREAM MATCH!! **)
** XPW Remixed tag team titles **
Dudley Boyz (2009) © versus Fabulous Kangaroos (1960)
(Tag Team Tables match)
John Cena (2012) w/ Alexxis Nevaeh versus Gunner (2013) w/ Jessica Darlin
(“No Honor No Respect match”)
** King of the Death Match championship **
Kilo © vs Sami Callihan w/ French Angel
** XPW Boston championship **
Shane Douglas © (w/ PtP) vs Sheamus
("Gauntlet Match")
Alberto Del Rio (2015) w/ Ricardo Rodriguez vs. Mil Mascaras (1975)
(“La Familia Grudge Match”)
** XPW Remixed Woman's championship **
Trish Stratus © versus Awesome Kong
(the rematch!!)
Dean Ambrose (w/ Onita) versus Hakushi
(“Falls Count Anywhere match”)
** XPW TV title **
RVD © versus John Morrison
TAZ (2000) versus Bruno Sammartino (1970)
(“Xtreme Grudge Match”)
** PLUS!! **
LOD vs. Pitbulls
MCMG vs. Kendrick & London vs. GenME
(Tag Team Turmoil)
Mark Henry vs. Matt Morgan (w/ Nature Boy Buddy Rogers)
(Battle of the Behemoths!)
** FADE OUT **
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