Post by MadStepDad on Jul 25, 2012 14:08:12 GMT -5
** BREAKING FOOTAGE *
TERRIFYING horror movie intro of the bolted studio doors to the XPW Online broadcast booth being VIOLENTLY breached… inside the studio, a horrified Sammi Lane (prepping for her host duties) and several television staff members are trapped! Suddenly (using a fireman’s ax like Jack Nicholson in the “Shining”) - KILO busts through the door with a coked-up glare in his eye! He busts up security and KIDNAPS SAMMI LANE! Despite her frantic screaming and flailing, the MASSIVE Kilo disposes of bystanders before slinging her over his shoulder and fleeing! Mere seconds later, French Angel & additional security reach the scene but it’s too late… when briefed on the matter French Angel flies into an animalistic FURY and tears the rest of the place up! He takes off like a feral creature of the night, deep into the bowels of the building, to find Kilo and rescue his valet Sammi Lane!!
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”Liberty or DEATH for all”
“Natural Born Killaz” opens the show… New Jack marches out with his shopping cart full of weapons… makes good on his promise to call out Sandman for being a colossal pussy and trying to ruin the KotDM tourney… sure enough his foul, vulgar taunts get the crowd chanting “XPW”! and finally draw Sandman from behind the dressing room curtain! The cynical, defiant Sandman answers New Jack on the mic and tells him ECW IS DEAD, let go the past! Sandman has moved on from all this dead end Death Match tomfoolery and so should New Jack! But New Jack won’t relent so Sandman says “suit yourself”… and we get a sneak attack! A barefoot, masked assailant has breached the security wall to attack New Jack from behind! Now Sandman joins the assault, and it’s a brutal, bloody, weapon-filled beating for the Original Gangsta! Sandman rips the other guys mask off to reveal NECRO BUTCHER! (with new shaved head)… Sandman and the movie star Necro Butcher have gone Hollywood sell-out! And their anti-hardcore sensibilities will prevent anybody from ever having to witness “garbage wrestling” again!!
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*BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
French Angel rampages through the locker room in a mad frenzy to find the kidnapped Sammi Lane! He wails like a banshee and his despair is palpable... he continues his rush..
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** BACKSTAGE PROMO **
Fabulous Kangaroos and manager "Wild" Red Berry tout their steadfast American ideals, and how their victory at "Give Me LIberty or Death" will be a win against all degenerates and X-Gen slackers everywhere!
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HAVANA PITBULLS (2007) versus
BIZARRO RYDE (unknown debut)
versus
Romero & Reyes displaying tag team friction as of late… Reyes solo victory last XPW Online over Alex Riley has only added to the fire of their rivalry… a bubbling animosity that was fanned before this encounter by Alex Riley & Missy Hyatt (who - by appearing to faux-congratulate Reyes on his victory) - only stoked the Pitbulls individual competitive fire more and goaded them into accepting this tag team match (against a team Missy Hyatt & Riley - who have the inside track on company dealings - are supposed to be the new hot shit in fantasy wrestling)… Pitbulls accept the match solely out of a desire to out perform each other… brief video vignette runs on the mysterious masked team (really weird, space-age and bugged out) before their big, pyro-fueled entrance… they enter with long coats and strange masks that they remove to reveal a SECOND set of masks still hiding their face… high-paced lucha offense from all 4 guys that culminates in a death defying aerial exchange at the end… Rocky Romero gets pinned after an indescribable double-team maneuver… Pitbulls are angry and dejected… newcomers pose and preen for the cameras and crowd…
Winners: BIZARRO RYDE
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** BACKSTAGE OUTRO **
Promo from the New Age Outlaws who will prove they are the WORLD'S GREATEST TAG TEAM with their victory @ "Give Me Liberty or Death"!
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** BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW **
MSD catches up with XPW Remixed tag team champions the MCMG for their final word on the subject... scene-closing promo from each of them that promises fireworks come "Give Me Liberty or Death"!
** XPW Remixed Tag Team titles **
Motor City Machine Guns © versus Fabulous Kangaroos vs New Age Outlaws
Only @ "Give Me Liberty or Death"!
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** #1 Contenders Triple Threat Match **
WENDI RICHTER vs NATALYA NEIDHART vs TAMINA
versus versus
Impressive in-ring action from all 3 woman - a hallmark in XPW Remixed and further prove we are home to the hottest female wrestling action in the Territory Wars… all 3 women get a chance to shine, with emphasis placed on the “Cippler” Ad Santel at ringside (as he coaches Tamina)… he’s not above interfering, like when he grabs Wendi Richter’s foot off the ropes… but he finds himself countered by none other than MILDRED BURKE! Long time thorn-in-the-side to Santel (ever she since she made him “tap” at “Scene of the Crime”), Burke confronts an incredulous Santel before SLUGGING him in the face with a forearm shiver! The distraction is enough for Natala to clothesline Tamina out of the ring, before eating a Rocker Dropper leg drop herself for the pinfall loss! Wendi Richter has pinned Nattie again to earn the #1 Contendership!
Winner: WENDI RICHTER (1985)
After the match, Ad Santel (irate beyond all reason) chases Mildred Burke back up the entrance ramp and through the curtains, with every intention of hurting her… but runs right into a BRASS KNUCKLES SHOT TO THE HEAD from a waiting MIZ! The cocky, former XPW Remixed TV champion fixes his sarcastic grin and wild, googly eyes upon the downed Santel and rubs the brass knucks in satisfaction (revenge for “Baptized in Blood 2”)… Tamina finally runs onto the scene but stops when she sees both Burke & Miz standing over her unconscious coach Ad Santel… Miz tells her to make an announcement to Ad when he wakes up… he wants a piece of Burke in the ring so bad, so be it… at “Give Me Liberty or Death” Miz & Burke will take on Tamina & Santel in mixed tag team match!
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** BANNED FROM TV!! **
MIL MASCARAS (1975) versus
versus
Romero & Reyes displaying tag team friction as of late… Reyes solo victory last XPW Online over Alex Riley has only added to the fire of their rivalry… a bubbling animosity that was fanned before this encounter by Alex Riley & Missy Hyatt (who - by appearing to faux-congratulate Reyes on his victory) - only stoked the Pitbulls individual competitive fire more and goaded them into accepting this tag team match (against a team Missy Hyatt & Riley - who have the inside track on company dealings - are supposed to be the new hot shit in fantasy wrestling)… Pitbulls accept the match solely out of a desire to out perform each other… brief video vignette runs on the mysterious masked team (really weird, space-age and bugged out) before their big, pyro-fueled entrance… they enter with long coats and strange masks that they remove to reveal a SECOND set of masks still hiding their face… high-paced lucha offense from all 4 guys that culminates in a death defying aerial exchange at the end… Rocky Romero gets pinned after an indescribable double-team maneuver… Pitbulls are angry and dejected… newcomers pose and preen for the cameras and crowd…
Winners: BIZARRO RYDE
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** BACKSTAGE OUTRO **
Promo from the New Age Outlaws who will prove they are the WORLD'S GREATEST TAG TEAM with their victory @ "Give Me Liberty or Death"!
** CUT **
** BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW **
MSD catches up with XPW Remixed tag team champions the MCMG for their final word on the subject... scene-closing promo from each of them that promises fireworks come "Give Me Liberty or Death"!
** XPW Remixed Tag Team titles **
Motor City Machine Guns © versus Fabulous Kangaroos vs New Age Outlaws
Only @ "Give Me Liberty or Death"!
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** #1 Contenders Triple Threat Match **
WENDI RICHTER vs NATALYA NEIDHART vs TAMINA
versus versus
Impressive in-ring action from all 3 woman - a hallmark in XPW Remixed and further prove we are home to the hottest female wrestling action in the Territory Wars… all 3 women get a chance to shine, with emphasis placed on the “Cippler” Ad Santel at ringside (as he coaches Tamina)… he’s not above interfering, like when he grabs Wendi Richter’s foot off the ropes… but he finds himself countered by none other than MILDRED BURKE! Long time thorn-in-the-side to Santel (ever she since she made him “tap” at “Scene of the Crime”), Burke confronts an incredulous Santel before SLUGGING him in the face with a forearm shiver! The distraction is enough for Natala to clothesline Tamina out of the ring, before eating a Rocker Dropper leg drop herself for the pinfall loss! Wendi Richter has pinned Nattie again to earn the #1 Contendership!
Winner: WENDI RICHTER (1985)
After the match, Ad Santel (irate beyond all reason) chases Mildred Burke back up the entrance ramp and through the curtains, with every intention of hurting her… but runs right into a BRASS KNUCKLES SHOT TO THE HEAD from a waiting MIZ! The cocky, former XPW Remixed TV champion fixes his sarcastic grin and wild, googly eyes upon the downed Santel and rubs the brass knucks in satisfaction (revenge for “Baptized in Blood 2”)… Tamina finally runs onto the scene but stops when she sees both Burke & Miz standing over her unconscious coach Ad Santel… Miz tells her to make an announcement to Ad when he wakes up… he wants a piece of Burke in the ring so bad, so be it… at “Give Me Liberty or Death” Miz & Burke will take on Tamina & Santel in mixed tag team match!
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** BANNED FROM TV!! **
MIL MASCARAS (1975) versus
GUNNER (2013) w/ Jessica Darlin (2001)
versus w/
This segment was CUT from XPW TV Episode #47 (Thesz vs Mr. Perfect)... Gunner & Darlin are the new “power couple” of XPW Remixed… sleazy, shady and controversial - the video vignette of Darlin’s first run-in with Mascaras is highlighted (she used one of his masks as a cum rag)… suffice to say, Mexican honor has been seriously besmirched… huge boos for Gunner & Darlin on their entrance… big pop for the ever-popular Mil Mascaras (1975) who enters with the dual mask bit as fans toss rolls of streamers across the ring… couple of quick roll ups by Mascaras to start (showing off his speed and dexterity) before things head to the floor… Mascaras starts working on Gunners arm near the ring post, but calls off the attack to confront an approaching Jessica Darlin… this allows Gunner to blindside Mil from the rear and roll him back in the ring… beat down on Mascaras by Phil “Gunner” Shatter, showing off the full range of his 2013 power-based offense… Mascaras quickly in bad shape, but only 2 for Gunner… they go back and forth, with Mascaras rebounding and getting a series of close falls... so Jessica Darlin gets involved but winds up being grabbed by the hair by Mascaras and thrust into piledriver position and her top pops off!! No digitized cover-up, full exposure, 360 degree rotation around the ring so everybody sees... and BAM! Gunner attacks Mascaras from behind before he can complete the move... Jessica Darlin scrambles for cover (literally and figuratively)... Phil "Gunner" Shatter goes completely ballistic, opening up on Mascaras with unrestrained chair shots that even the most determined man couldn't no-sell... the ref begins ringing the bell frantically...
Winner: MIL MASCARAS (by DQ)
In an impressive display of power, Gunner continues the assault by slamming a metal guardrail on Mil's body in the ring - and then F5ing the masked man on it afterwards... Mascaras is down, and with Darlin's help - THEY STRIP MIL MASCARAS OF HIS MASK! They RIP it off his head like a hunter holding up a scalp... but he has another one underneath! The crowd pops! Mil Mascaras uses that one moment of confusion and misdirection to roll out of the ring where XPW security and medical personnel surround him and escort him to safety... Gunner & Darlin are left holding the empty bag to an arena-full of boos...
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
Another frantic interlude of French Angel rampaging through the backstage area looking for the kidnapped Sammi Lane… here he runs rampant through the production trucks, causing havoc and wailing like a wounded animal… he’s in such a mode of panic and manic violence that it’s unnerving to see… he continues the search...
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JOHN CENA & ALEXXIS NEVAEH versus
versus w/
This segment was CUT from XPW TV Episode #47 (Thesz vs Mr. Perfect)... Gunner & Darlin are the new “power couple” of XPW Remixed… sleazy, shady and controversial - the video vignette of Darlin’s first run-in with Mascaras is highlighted (she used one of his masks as a cum rag)… suffice to say, Mexican honor has been seriously besmirched… huge boos for Gunner & Darlin on their entrance… big pop for the ever-popular Mil Mascaras (1975) who enters with the dual mask bit as fans toss rolls of streamers across the ring… couple of quick roll ups by Mascaras to start (showing off his speed and dexterity) before things head to the floor… Mascaras starts working on Gunners arm near the ring post, but calls off the attack to confront an approaching Jessica Darlin… this allows Gunner to blindside Mil from the rear and roll him back in the ring… beat down on Mascaras by Phil “Gunner” Shatter, showing off the full range of his 2013 power-based offense… Mascaras quickly in bad shape, but only 2 for Gunner… they go back and forth, with Mascaras rebounding and getting a series of close falls... so Jessica Darlin gets involved but winds up being grabbed by the hair by Mascaras and thrust into piledriver position and her top pops off!! No digitized cover-up, full exposure, 360 degree rotation around the ring so everybody sees... and BAM! Gunner attacks Mascaras from behind before he can complete the move... Jessica Darlin scrambles for cover (literally and figuratively)... Phil "Gunner" Shatter goes completely ballistic, opening up on Mascaras with unrestrained chair shots that even the most determined man couldn't no-sell... the ref begins ringing the bell frantically...
Winner: MIL MASCARAS (by DQ)
In an impressive display of power, Gunner continues the assault by slamming a metal guardrail on Mil's body in the ring - and then F5ing the masked man on it afterwards... Mascaras is down, and with Darlin's help - THEY STRIP MIL MASCARAS OF HIS MASK! They RIP it off his head like a hunter holding up a scalp... but he has another one underneath! The crowd pops! Mil Mascaras uses that one moment of confusion and misdirection to roll out of the ring where XPW security and medical personnel surround him and escort him to safety... Gunner & Darlin are left holding the empty bag to an arena-full of boos...
** CUT **
** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
Another frantic interlude of French Angel rampaging through the backstage area looking for the kidnapped Sammi Lane… here he runs rampant through the production trucks, causing havoc and wailing like a wounded animal… he’s in such a mode of panic and manic violence that it’s unnerving to see… he continues the search...
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JOHN CENA & ALEXXIS NEVAEH versus
CHYNA & LIZZY BORDEN
versus w/
Shane Douglas leader of the “Revolution” instigated this match by cutting into Cena’s honor, only to reveal his true opponent at the last moment… since Cena royally “screwed” Douglas out of his one-on-one rematch on the last Episode of XPW TV, now it’s Cena’s turn to be “screwed”! “Entertainment” segment mostly, with Cena being goaded into the match by Chyna & Lizzy Borden while trying to remain as chivalrous (and non violent towards women) as possible… he executes a few grade-school takedowns and keep aways on Chyna, but her and Borden’s perverted antics (think Goldust circa 1996) get in the champs head… finally Shane Douglas’ appearance draws out the XPW Remixed commissioner William Muldoon, who has seen enough of the lawless revelry here - and he’s changing this into an impromptu tag team match… introducing Cena’s new partner…
ALEXXIS NEVAEH!
Cena & Nevaeh form super-Voltron and go primeval on Chyna & Lizzy Borden’s exposed asses… Alexxis isn’t afraid to lay hands on either one, and does so with precision force… Cena heaves an interfering Shane Douglas right into a HUGE FUAA that takes him out of the equation, while Alexxis hit’s the springboard bulldog on Lizzy Borden for the pin!
Winners: JOHN CENA & ALEXXIS NEVAEH
Post match Chyna low blows Cena and treats Alexxis like a rag doll, retaining heat for the heel trio… but with the new “Revolution” getting the upper hand - none other than Samoa Joe runs in for the save! He tosses Chyna! Scares away Lizzy Borden! He hit’s a shining wizard on Shane Douglas and pitches him from the ring! Cheers for Joe, but he saves his most vicious attack for John Cena… muscle buster to the champ! Kokina clutch rear naked choke! Cena is left unconscious on the mat for Samoa Joe to gaze at the Boston championship and hold it aloft in his arms! Death daggers for Shane Douglas and crew retreating up the aisle!
John Cena defends the XPW Boston championship @ “Give Me Liberty or Death” in a huge “Something 2 Lose” Triple threat match!
** If Cena loses he is no longer the champion! **
** If Samoa Joe loses he can NEVER challenge for the XPW Boston title again! **
** If Shane Douglas loses he is FIRED from XPW Remixed for GOOD! **
”Give Me Liberty or Death” coming soon!!
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"BLOOD & THE SAND"
Video recap of CZWO vs Black Army feud... The original XPW versus CZW feud (which was NO “work”) began in the late 90s early 2000s and primarily involved the rights to the Viking Hall in PA… much was lost (and gained) in the wake of that historic event - a “war” won by CZW… but years and years (or is it mere moments?) later in the fantasy wrestling spectrum, it has been XPW Remixed that has risen from the ashes to produce greatness it could not muster in life… the success of XPW Remixed in Mash-Up Wrestling has been so resounding, it was crowned with “World Title” status… but that same blessing became a curse when scores of undetected fantasy wrestling personalities began to stir from their slumber… some with great intentions… some with very bad… amongst the worst is original XPW FOUNDER Rob Black, who has returned from the penal system to stake claim to HIS creation… His Black Army is like House Batiatus - raised from the sand up to be ruthless, Death Match gladiators… what Black didn’t anticipate however, was the rise of a singular champion against him - long time nemesis and CZW founder ZANDIG! Reappearing on the scene as “Savior of Xtreme”, Zandig united former blood enemies (Callihan & Messiah) and created a new foundation for his cause… the CZWO (Combat Zone Wrestling Originals) who would rebel against Black’s rule and turn his own house against him!
This particular skit actually starts with the “Happy Hour” talk show (hosted by Heath Slater and featuring Honky Tonk Man) in ring… but these two aren’t particularly “happy” and go off on a huge, boo-inducing rant about Heath Slater & HTM are too good for XPW Remixed and WANT TO GO TO THE AWA! The land where true artists such as Slater & HTM can get some credit and admiration! Mr. Perfect, take us with you!! The AWA isn’t the land of ridiculous gimmicks! That world is XPW Remixed, with all it’s “Xtreme” nonsense! You West Coast fans don’t DESERVE to see Slater & HTM in action! This actually draws homebrewed XPW Remixed son THE MESSIAH from the curtains for a retort… but instead of chastising (or attacking, as the crowd wanted to see) Slater & HTM for their comments… Messiah embraces them! He goes heel on XPW Remixed as well and touts the cause of the CZWO - imploring Slater & HTM to join their revolution and leave XPW Remixed behind!
THIS draws the music of ATSUSHI ONITA! The evil Black Army Japanese delegate arrives with his troops - “Prince of Darkness” Kevin Sullivan (w/ Snuff) & “Crazy Monkey” Jun Kasai… he has some eeeeevvvvilllll words for Messiah, as they surround the ring and Onita indicates ALL outside exits have been BLOCKED! That means nobody from the outside is getting in, and Messiah is trapped! Suddenly Slater & HTM completely change their tune and are all pro-XPW Remixed in the face of Onita - who then demands them to honor that commitment and ATTACK Messiah! But before they can, Messiah flies into a suicidal rage himself and begins brawling with EVERYBODY! Suddenly, XPW security guards fly into action alongside Messiah! They’re wielding nightsticks and batons, and they use the weapons with reckless abandon upon the Black Army! Security clears the ring and remove their riot gear helmets to reveal ZANDIG, SAMI CALLIHAN & MADMAN PONDO… the CZWO! They rebel against House Batiatus (Black Army) from within and overtake the ring! A prelude to the WAR they will wage at “Give Me Liberty or Death” for control of the KotDM championship! We close the segment with Heath Slater & HTM offering their sincere servitude to the CZWO - only to have Zandig break a guitar over Slater’s head! Stretch muffler from Sami has Slater tapping out! Godsmack (firemans carry into stunner) from Messiah to HTM! Play the CZWO music!!
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
Rushed, frenetic backstage scene with Rob Black raging against another CZWO uprising, before being approached by XPW Remixed commissioner William Muldoon… he says Black’s struggles are karmic retribution and Muldoon is eager to defeat the traitor Hakushi Kuro @ “GMLoD” and deny Onita & Black the opportunity for more power… Muldoon is trying to help French Angel find Sammi Lane, and vows that if it comes out Rob Black was behind the kidnapping - Muldoon will raze the Black Army himself… but Rob Black doesn’t need Muldoon’s booking help - he has his own plan and it comes to fruition tonight.
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SABIAN & CRYME TYME 2.0 versus
versus w/
Shane Douglas leader of the “Revolution” instigated this match by cutting into Cena’s honor, only to reveal his true opponent at the last moment… since Cena royally “screwed” Douglas out of his one-on-one rematch on the last Episode of XPW TV, now it’s Cena’s turn to be “screwed”! “Entertainment” segment mostly, with Cena being goaded into the match by Chyna & Lizzy Borden while trying to remain as chivalrous (and non violent towards women) as possible… he executes a few grade-school takedowns and keep aways on Chyna, but her and Borden’s perverted antics (think Goldust circa 1996) get in the champs head… finally Shane Douglas’ appearance draws out the XPW Remixed commissioner William Muldoon, who has seen enough of the lawless revelry here - and he’s changing this into an impromptu tag team match… introducing Cena’s new partner…
ALEXXIS NEVAEH!
Cena & Nevaeh form super-Voltron and go primeval on Chyna & Lizzy Borden’s exposed asses… Alexxis isn’t afraid to lay hands on either one, and does so with precision force… Cena heaves an interfering Shane Douglas right into a HUGE FUAA that takes him out of the equation, while Alexxis hit’s the springboard bulldog on Lizzy Borden for the pin!
Winners: JOHN CENA & ALEXXIS NEVAEH
Post match Chyna low blows Cena and treats Alexxis like a rag doll, retaining heat for the heel trio… but with the new “Revolution” getting the upper hand - none other than Samoa Joe runs in for the save! He tosses Chyna! Scares away Lizzy Borden! He hit’s a shining wizard on Shane Douglas and pitches him from the ring! Cheers for Joe, but he saves his most vicious attack for John Cena… muscle buster to the champ! Kokina clutch rear naked choke! Cena is left unconscious on the mat for Samoa Joe to gaze at the Boston championship and hold it aloft in his arms! Death daggers for Shane Douglas and crew retreating up the aisle!
John Cena defends the XPW Boston championship @ “Give Me Liberty or Death” in a huge “Something 2 Lose” Triple threat match!
** If Cena loses he is no longer the champion! **
** If Samoa Joe loses he can NEVER challenge for the XPW Boston title again! **
** If Shane Douglas loses he is FIRED from XPW Remixed for GOOD! **
”Give Me Liberty or Death” coming soon!!
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"BLOOD & THE SAND"
Video recap of CZWO vs Black Army feud... The original XPW versus CZW feud (which was NO “work”) began in the late 90s early 2000s and primarily involved the rights to the Viking Hall in PA… much was lost (and gained) in the wake of that historic event - a “war” won by CZW… but years and years (or is it mere moments?) later in the fantasy wrestling spectrum, it has been XPW Remixed that has risen from the ashes to produce greatness it could not muster in life… the success of XPW Remixed in Mash-Up Wrestling has been so resounding, it was crowned with “World Title” status… but that same blessing became a curse when scores of undetected fantasy wrestling personalities began to stir from their slumber… some with great intentions… some with very bad… amongst the worst is original XPW FOUNDER Rob Black, who has returned from the penal system to stake claim to HIS creation… His Black Army is like House Batiatus - raised from the sand up to be ruthless, Death Match gladiators… what Black didn’t anticipate however, was the rise of a singular champion against him - long time nemesis and CZW founder ZANDIG! Reappearing on the scene as “Savior of Xtreme”, Zandig united former blood enemies (Callihan & Messiah) and created a new foundation for his cause… the CZWO (Combat Zone Wrestling Originals) who would rebel against Black’s rule and turn his own house against him!
This particular skit actually starts with the “Happy Hour” talk show (hosted by Heath Slater and featuring Honky Tonk Man) in ring… but these two aren’t particularly “happy” and go off on a huge, boo-inducing rant about Heath Slater & HTM are too good for XPW Remixed and WANT TO GO TO THE AWA! The land where true artists such as Slater & HTM can get some credit and admiration! Mr. Perfect, take us with you!! The AWA isn’t the land of ridiculous gimmicks! That world is XPW Remixed, with all it’s “Xtreme” nonsense! You West Coast fans don’t DESERVE to see Slater & HTM in action! This actually draws homebrewed XPW Remixed son THE MESSIAH from the curtains for a retort… but instead of chastising (or attacking, as the crowd wanted to see) Slater & HTM for their comments… Messiah embraces them! He goes heel on XPW Remixed as well and touts the cause of the CZWO - imploring Slater & HTM to join their revolution and leave XPW Remixed behind!
THIS draws the music of ATSUSHI ONITA! The evil Black Army Japanese delegate arrives with his troops - “Prince of Darkness” Kevin Sullivan (w/ Snuff) & “Crazy Monkey” Jun Kasai… he has some eeeeevvvvilllll words for Messiah, as they surround the ring and Onita indicates ALL outside exits have been BLOCKED! That means nobody from the outside is getting in, and Messiah is trapped! Suddenly Slater & HTM completely change their tune and are all pro-XPW Remixed in the face of Onita - who then demands them to honor that commitment and ATTACK Messiah! But before they can, Messiah flies into a suicidal rage himself and begins brawling with EVERYBODY! Suddenly, XPW security guards fly into action alongside Messiah! They’re wielding nightsticks and batons, and they use the weapons with reckless abandon upon the Black Army! Security clears the ring and remove their riot gear helmets to reveal ZANDIG, SAMI CALLIHAN & MADMAN PONDO… the CZWO! They rebel against House Batiatus (Black Army) from within and overtake the ring! A prelude to the WAR they will wage at “Give Me Liberty or Death” for control of the KotDM championship! We close the segment with Heath Slater & HTM offering their sincere servitude to the CZWO - only to have Zandig break a guitar over Slater’s head! Stretch muffler from Sami has Slater tapping out! Godsmack (firemans carry into stunner) from Messiah to HTM! Play the CZWO music!!
** CUT **
** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
Rushed, frenetic backstage scene with Rob Black raging against another CZWO uprising, before being approached by XPW Remixed commissioner William Muldoon… he says Black’s struggles are karmic retribution and Muldoon is eager to defeat the traitor Hakushi Kuro @ “GMLoD” and deny Onita & Black the opportunity for more power… Muldoon is trying to help French Angel find Sammi Lane, and vows that if it comes out Rob Black was behind the kidnapping - Muldoon will raze the Black Army himself… but Rob Black doesn’t need Muldoon’s booking help - he has his own plan and it comes to fruition tonight.
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SABIAN & CRYME TYME 2.0 versus
RUCKUS & PG-13
versus
Segment starts with a backstage promo from SABIAN who is putting himself over hardcore… until a slanty-eyed, chuckling Ruckus makes his way into the scene to antagonize is former partner further… big talk from Sabian over how close he came to winning the X-Division championship at TNA Destination X, and would’ve had the chance to leave this godforsaken hellhole once and for all! But Ruckus kindly reminds him he LOST that match, which segues into a humorous bit with PG-13 showing up on the scene with a custom-made “rap” for Sabian… but this draws out the returning JTG, who has some words for PG-13 himself (they jumped him on a previous XPW Online episode)… things turn from funny to serious when none other than BIG SHAD GASPARD saunters into the scene behind JTG & Sabian! The reunited Cryme Tyme bolsters Sabian’s ego even further and we get this next tag team match… Ruckus as always shines like a superstar, and is primed for a solo run… but the domination of PG-13 by Cryme Tyme (especially JTG who has a point to prove) is the difference maker… Sabian uses illegal double teams and a blindside BLK Jeez stomp onto Wolfie D’s head to end the match in his favor… once more, Sabian (aka the “BLK Jeez”) is the star of an Xtreme-styled match… he is now a globe-trotting, international, mainstream SUPERSTAR (according to him)… and he will blow like a HURRICANE through anyone who claims to be champion!
Winners: SABIAN & CRYME TYME 2.0
Sabian is the BLKJeez of fantasy wrestling who will STOMP any so-called "X-Division" pretenders to his throne...
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** HYPE **
** Promo from Jinder Mahal - directed at former serf GREAT GAMA… Mahal ended Gama’s legendary undefeated streak and will end his fantasy wrestling career once and for ALL when Mahal challenges Gama to a match at the PPV! Gama has been chasing Mahal everywhere, so "Falls Count Anywhere!" **
** Response from Gama, who is found silently concentrating and training in the bowels of the arena… when alerted to Mahal’s challenge he flies into a destructive rage (displaying his “world’s strongest man” feats) before shouting some kind of indecipherable words that sure sound an awful lot like a “YES” to Mahal’s challenge… GREAT GAMA versus JINDER MAHAL @ “Give Me Liberty or Death”! **
** Backstage skit that starts with Paul Bowser (Cena’s business advisor) on his cellphone talking about sealing a talent transition deal, when “Wild” Red Berry walks into the scene… Berry & Bowser exchange some tenuous words about a piece of talent that TNA owner (and close Paul Bowser ally) LOGAN BOGGS is highly coveting, but “Wild” Red Berry has a managerial ace in the hole he wants Bowser & Boggs to pay close attention to… “Wild” Red Berry is about to unleash the solo superstar of the century… **
versus w/
** Video package of the mysterious assault suffered by Sheamus, and the reveal of his attacker (Matt Morgan & Buddy Rogers)… segues into a promo from Sheamus where he challenges Morgan to meet him in a match @ “Give Me Liberty or Death’…**
versus w/
** We finish a backstage altercation between Alex Riley & Human Tornado (over Tornado’s interference last XPW Online) that turns violent when Missy Hyatt gets involved… they brawl all over the catering area, until Hyatt winds up with a huge piece of pie SMASHED in her face to end the segment… Riley & Tornado want a piece of each other @ “GMLoD”!! **
** CUT **
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"Destiny"
XPW World champion LOU THESZ has been warned by doctors NOT to compete at "Give Me Liberty or Death", or risk permanent damage to his arm... but after Lou's championship promo with MSD in the back, you know he's not gonna quit. This is a matter of personal pride now.
Del Rio on the other hand holds all the aces. Recruited by the Black Army regime, he is the centerpiece of a championship match deal that got Rob Black the job in the first place. Del Rio has some chilling words for Thesz on what is going to happen to him @ "GMLoD"... Del Rio has a destiny to uphold...
Thesz vs Del Rio for the XPW World title @ "GMLoD"!!
** CUT **
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THE SHEIK (w/ The Grand Wizard)
versus
SNUFF (w/ Kevin Sullivan)
(Xtreme Rulez "Fire Death Match")
w/
versus
w/
The "Action" part of our co-main event tonight... crazy, Xtreme, fire and blood... Snuff uses a metal spike slid to him by manager Kevin Sullivan... Sheik gets his licks in too but falls prey to a Kevin Sullivan fireball to the face (oh the delicious irony) that plunges Sheik off the apron through a burning table...
Winner: SNUFF:
Post match Sullivan & Snuff grab up The Grand Wizard, and to huge cheers actually powerbomb the guy OFF the entrance ramp into a burning dumpster - where he disappears from sight and is obstensibly "killed off"... Snuff & Sullivan are the final, scary, hazy, smokey fade out shot at the end...
** CUT **
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"VENGEANCE"
Black Army is looking for CZWO, but they aren’t hiding… MadMan Pondo ambushes several guards near the upper level entry (where management is) attempting to get in, but the ambush fails… luckily the rest of the CZWO are on the scene for the save…
Cut to the actual Black Army inner sanctum, and Jack Pfefer has a conversation with Dean Ambrose that convinces him TAZ has been working with the CZWO the entire time… Dean Ambrose is infused with the will to slay the “human suplex machine” and relay Black‘s message to the CZWO personally… Dean Ambrose exit’s the office (cameras tailing) and cuts through the destruction and chaos around him to confront Zandig and his troops face-to-face… but instead of offering death and retribution - Ambrose offers a compromise… he wants Messiah, Callihan & Pondo to “come home”, switch allegiances and betray the CZWO in return for great glory, money and title shots!
Camera shots show uneasy discord between members of the CZWO as they apparently consider the offer in their minds… but the offer is DECLINED when revealed that Zandig will be KILLED upon surrender and his followers will once again become slaves! Dean Ambrose begins to depart, when Sami Callihan (ex partner in Switchblade Conspiracy) speaks up and demand the CZWO execute Ambrose! Zandig agrees with this and all move menacingly towards Ambrose…
When we are all interrupted by Rob Black in the ring, speaking up to get everybody’s attention - especially the CZWO in the back who are alerted to his comments when the backstage monitors flare to life… he reiterates his cause and purpose (KotDM belt) and we get a quick run down of the “Cage of Death” match to be hosted between them at “Give Me Liberty or Death”… it’s basically an extreme war games match, with two members starting off, a new member joins every 60 seconds… once everyone is in the cage, the “match beyond” begins, weapons come in and the first team to score a decision wins the match… just to prove how devastating, dominating and EVIL his empire is… he calls for KILO and the kidnapped Sammi Lane! Rob Black promises all kinds of evil depravity towards his captured foe, until finally the FRENCH ANGEL tears into the ring for the save! But of course it’s just a set-up, as the numbers game takes over and Sammi Lane must watch in horror as they torture and beat her man French Angel (all the while Black is promising this will happen to the CZWO - it’s like Glaber in “Spartacus: Vengeance”; crucifying any slave who dare WHISPER Spartacus’ name)… then, with a wounded French Angel begging for his companions life - Rob Black orders Kilo to POWERBOMB SAMMI LANE FROM THE RING THROUGH A TABLE ON THE ARENA FLOOR!! Holy s***! French Angel loses his mind, but is still being held hostage… Sammi Lane was just tossed from the ring through a table! Devestating!
Finally Zandig comes up with a plan to ambush the in-ring encampment, and they wind up rappelling into the arena from the balcony from behind… the battle between CZWO & Black Army rages on… Zandig is about to get his hands on Rob Black once and for all, when Dean Ambrose appears to pull Black to safety once more… Rob Black boasts that the destruction of the Black Army will only bring many more legions of infernal soldiers after the CZWO - and the rebels will never win in the long run…
Segment ends with a camera shot of mournful French Angel wailing in the back of an ambulance as paramedics wheel out his beloved Sammi Lane…
** FADE OUT **
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XPW Remixed presents...
** XPW World Championship **
Lou Thesz (1955) © versus Alberto Del Rio (2011)
William Muldoon versus Hakushi Kuro
(if Muldoon loses, Atushi Onita becomes Commissioner)
Alex Riley (w/ Missy Hyatt) versus Human Tornado
** Bikini Brawl **
Sunny (1995) versus Annie Social (2010) versus Jessica Darlin (2001)
versus
SABLE (1998)!!
CZWO versus Black Army ("Cage of Death" match)
(for control of the "King of the Death Match" championship)
** XPW Remixed Tag Team titles **
Motor City Machine Guns © versus Fabulous Kangaroos vs New Age Outlaws
Jinder Mahal versus Great Gama
("Falls Count Anywhere")
** XPW TV title **
Rob Van Dam © versus Gorgeous George
(Ladder Match)
Sheamus (2012) versus Matt Morgan (2010) w/ "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers
** XPW Boston Championship **
John Cena (2012) © versus Shane Douglas (1996)
versus Samoa Joe (2006)
("Something 2 Lose" Triple Threat Match)
French Angel versus Kilo
("Ambulance Match")
** XPW Woman's Championship **
Awesome Kong versus Wendi Richter
(The Rematch!!)
MIZ & Mildred Burke versus Ad Santel & Tamina
(Mixed Tag Team Match - no gender off limits)
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The "Action" part of our co-main event tonight... crazy, Xtreme, fire and blood... Snuff uses a metal spike slid to him by manager Kevin Sullivan... Sheik gets his licks in too but falls prey to a Kevin Sullivan fireball to the face (oh the delicious irony) that plunges Sheik off the apron through a burning table...
Winner: SNUFF:
Post match Sullivan & Snuff grab up The Grand Wizard, and to huge cheers actually powerbomb the guy OFF the entrance ramp into a burning dumpster - where he disappears from sight and is obstensibly "killed off"... Snuff & Sullivan are the final, scary, hazy, smokey fade out shot at the end...
** CUT **
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"VENGEANCE"
Black Army is looking for CZWO, but they aren’t hiding… MadMan Pondo ambushes several guards near the upper level entry (where management is) attempting to get in, but the ambush fails… luckily the rest of the CZWO are on the scene for the save…
Cut to the actual Black Army inner sanctum, and Jack Pfefer has a conversation with Dean Ambrose that convinces him TAZ has been working with the CZWO the entire time… Dean Ambrose is infused with the will to slay the “human suplex machine” and relay Black‘s message to the CZWO personally… Dean Ambrose exit’s the office (cameras tailing) and cuts through the destruction and chaos around him to confront Zandig and his troops face-to-face… but instead of offering death and retribution - Ambrose offers a compromise… he wants Messiah, Callihan & Pondo to “come home”, switch allegiances and betray the CZWO in return for great glory, money and title shots!
Camera shots show uneasy discord between members of the CZWO as they apparently consider the offer in their minds… but the offer is DECLINED when revealed that Zandig will be KILLED upon surrender and his followers will once again become slaves! Dean Ambrose begins to depart, when Sami Callihan (ex partner in Switchblade Conspiracy) speaks up and demand the CZWO execute Ambrose! Zandig agrees with this and all move menacingly towards Ambrose…
When we are all interrupted by Rob Black in the ring, speaking up to get everybody’s attention - especially the CZWO in the back who are alerted to his comments when the backstage monitors flare to life… he reiterates his cause and purpose (KotDM belt) and we get a quick run down of the “Cage of Death” match to be hosted between them at “Give Me Liberty or Death”… it’s basically an extreme war games match, with two members starting off, a new member joins every 60 seconds… once everyone is in the cage, the “match beyond” begins, weapons come in and the first team to score a decision wins the match… just to prove how devastating, dominating and EVIL his empire is… he calls for KILO and the kidnapped Sammi Lane! Rob Black promises all kinds of evil depravity towards his captured foe, until finally the FRENCH ANGEL tears into the ring for the save! But of course it’s just a set-up, as the numbers game takes over and Sammi Lane must watch in horror as they torture and beat her man French Angel (all the while Black is promising this will happen to the CZWO - it’s like Glaber in “Spartacus: Vengeance”; crucifying any slave who dare WHISPER Spartacus’ name)… then, with a wounded French Angel begging for his companions life - Rob Black orders Kilo to POWERBOMB SAMMI LANE FROM THE RING THROUGH A TABLE ON THE ARENA FLOOR!! Holy s***! French Angel loses his mind, but is still being held hostage… Sammi Lane was just tossed from the ring through a table! Devestating!
Finally Zandig comes up with a plan to ambush the in-ring encampment, and they wind up rappelling into the arena from the balcony from behind… the battle between CZWO & Black Army rages on… Zandig is about to get his hands on Rob Black once and for all, when Dean Ambrose appears to pull Black to safety once more… Rob Black boasts that the destruction of the Black Army will only bring many more legions of infernal soldiers after the CZWO - and the rebels will never win in the long run…
Segment ends with a camera shot of mournful French Angel wailing in the back of an ambulance as paramedics wheel out his beloved Sammi Lane…
** FADE OUT **
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XPW Remixed presents...
** XPW World Championship **
Lou Thesz (1955) © versus Alberto Del Rio (2011)
William Muldoon versus Hakushi Kuro
(if Muldoon loses, Atushi Onita becomes Commissioner)
Alex Riley (w/ Missy Hyatt) versus Human Tornado
** Bikini Brawl **
Sunny (1995) versus Annie Social (2010) versus Jessica Darlin (2001)
versus
SABLE (1998)!!
CZWO versus Black Army ("Cage of Death" match)
(for control of the "King of the Death Match" championship)
** XPW Remixed Tag Team titles **
Motor City Machine Guns © versus Fabulous Kangaroos vs New Age Outlaws
Jinder Mahal versus Great Gama
("Falls Count Anywhere")
** XPW TV title **
Rob Van Dam © versus Gorgeous George
(Ladder Match)
Sheamus (2012) versus Matt Morgan (2010) w/ "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers
** XPW Boston Championship **
John Cena (2012) © versus Shane Douglas (1996)
versus Samoa Joe (2006)
("Something 2 Lose" Triple Threat Match)
French Angel versus Kilo
("Ambulance Match")
** XPW Woman's Championship **
Awesome Kong versus Wendi Richter
(The Rematch!!)
MIZ & Mildred Burke versus Ad Santel & Tamina
(Mixed Tag Team Match - no gender off limits)
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