The Women of XPW Remixed

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XPW Remixed proudly presents...



Introducing...

SABLE (1998)!!



** XXXClusive Interview!! **

MSD: What brings you back to fantasy wrestling, in XPW Remixed of all places?

SABLE: The new generation of WWE divas can barely wrestle at all. Sure there are a few exceptions, but for the most part the company hires these models with no wrestling experience, just to serve as little more than pieces of meat.

MSD: So you think rekindling the spirit of Sable 1998 will save the game? And isn't that name trademarked?

SABLE: It just seems that everyone knows me by this name, so I thought fans would relate better by it. In my personal life, I go by Rena Lesnar.

MSD: But why XPW Remixed, of all places?

SABLE: I think that XPW Remixed might become the future of wrestling...



MSD: So there is truth to the rumor this is also a personal vendetta of yours against WWE?

SABLE: I've heard about how WWE has lost ratings in the past years. XPW Remixed has a lot of up-and-coming new talent, as well as some former WWE wrestlers and divas, and it seems that their attitude toward women wrestlers is a positive one. I could definitely consider a possible future in XPW Remixed to come back to wrestling!



SABLE debuts in-ring action @ "Give Me Liberty or Death"!

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SAMMI LANE




Sammi Lane is a delectable little sprite from the forests of New Hampshire, who first made her name (and caught our producers eyes) in New England Championship Wrestling... she debuted in fantasy wrestling under the old BCCW banner, before moving West when XPW Remixed was founded... she was an original host of XPW Online before Sunny Sytch had her politically removed and replaced (by Sunny herself)...



Sammi had a run with the despicable "Boston Bad Boy" Tony Rumble and his Whack Pack, but things began to change for her when she witnessed first hand the abuse Rumble heaped upon his animal "Angel"... through the soap opera twists and turns of fantasy wrestling, Sammi Lane came to repent - join the French Angel to become baby faces - and take out the tyrant Tony Rumble... she has gone on to great glory as a valet to French Angel and once again permanent host of XPW Online.



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WENDI RICHTER



Wendi Richter comes plucked to us right from her zenith of glory (circa 1984-1985)… the “Queen” of Woman Wrestling at the time, there were no other stars in her visible hemisphere… she was not only the greatest female competitor of her time, but arguably the biggest wrestling star of the Rock-n-Wrestling connection… she arrived in fantasy wrestling through XPW Remixed and smashed the landscape (used to pretend Barbie porn princess Lizzy Borden as its champion) like a comet… she continued to ride her ‘80s hype train to glory through a series of grueling matches with Natalya Neidhart (2010) that raised the bar in womens competition in fantasy wrestling to new levels… Wendi Richter retained the XPW Woman’s championship against a variety of talent, until running into the brick wall of Awesome KONG… but if anything, Richter has proven she’s resilient, tough (and sexxxy) and will be back in the title scene in no time.



Wendi Richter, former XPW Woman's champion

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NATALYA NEIDHART



Legacy, tradition, respect… and bone-crunching shooting skills… welcome the woman crippler, and female Anvil of the division… Naughty Nattie Neidhart… Captured at her 2010 peak, Nattie is established enough as a prospect and “name” talent - but still has a world of potential ahead of her… she sought to ruthlessly seize that potential when she arrived in XPW Remixed by crashing the “Rock-n-Wrestling” movement… in one of the company’s most memorable moments, Neidhart even took Cyndi Lauper OUT of XPW Remixed for good with a crippling Sharpshooter (in route to challenging Lauper’s champion Wendi Richter for the title)… Neidhart and the famed Anvil temper failed her in her attempts to win the title so far, but with her tag team betrayal of former rival Richter on XPW Online #21 she has proven there is no low she will sink to attain that goal… Welcome to the dungeon, XPW Remixed… your journey has just begun.



Naughty by Nature

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CREDITS:

SABLE: Miami Herald Interview (2007)

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SUNNY



The original pro wrestling diva, Sunny has made XPW Remixed her fantasy wrestling home… she originally arrived in XPW in the late 90s-early 2000s seconding her man Chris Candido… she was reinvented in XPW Remixed as the glamorous face of the company and bubbly host of XPW Online…



But Sunny always has an agenda, and her runs alongside the Triple Threat showed how ruthless (and bitchy) she could be… but her Spring Thomas hook-up with Shad Gaspard, and subsequent desertion of Chris Candido showed how quick she was to hop on the next new thing with the attention span of a crack fiend... Sunny likes her shine and needs to be the center of attention at all time… she was at home here when there was little to no focus on an athletic woman’s division… now with a proliferation of actual in-ring talent, Sunny is relying even more upon her personality and smoking hot 1995 body to keep her spot as XPW Online host… with new/old faces and rivals like Sable, Wendi Richter & Missy Hyatt showing up again expect to see the claws come out in this catfight…



Sunny Dayz are ahead in XPW Remixed...

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ANNIE SOCIAL



Annie Social is the perfect Punk Rock snapshot of the “XPW affect” on woman’s talent… originally a bartender of some repute, she came into wrestling on some hardcore “Diva Search” type shit that led to cheesecake nude wrestling and other exploits… but once exposed to the nit-and-grit of the wrestling industry, she dedicated herself to the craft and the real Annie Social was born…



Hood wise, street tough, Killadelphia hood chick who was trained by the legend Trent Acid and isn’t above brawling, bleeding or rolling around in thumbtacks to get the fucking job done… in XPW Remixed she is the perfect balance between the porn, fluff and extreme athletic action that is synonymous with their in-ring action… Annie Social can and has done it all, including 2 reigns as XPW Remixed Woman’s champion… she don’t give a phuckk, and despite her somewhat diminutive size, she can raise hell with the baddest bitch on the block… and she aims to prove that on her road to XPW Woman’s championship #3!!



Annie Social: Ryde or Die chick

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MILDRED BURKE



Mildred Burke is the ORIGINAL Ryde or Die chick… the one who put female wrestling on her broad, muscular back and carried it to unforeseen heights… while weathering the storms of a thousand battles that left a toll on her body, heart and ultimately - her soul… she has been reborn in XPW Remixed at a snapshot of her absolute prime - undisputed, undeniable, unprecedented woman’s wrestling champion of the universe… there is none tougher and Burke proved that by originally making her name in XPW Remixed by taking on all-male contenders (and winning)… the tiny dynamite stick shot to the moon like a rocket, but her Depression-era struggles are mirrored here by her mistreatment at the hands of promoters and handlers (represented here by XPW Woman’s division president at the time Lizzy Borden)… Mildred Burke was trapped in an iron-clad year long contract that was designed to drive her AWAY from fantasy wrestling for good before she could establish a dominance over the woman’s title like she had in real life… but instead, Burke refused to bend - and even though she’s prohibited from legally wrestling other female talent - she hasn’t been broken yet… a furious feud with Chyna & Borden put Burke on the map, and her partnership with Miz has given her mainstream shine (while her tap out of Ad Santel at “Scene of the Crime” has given her purist props)… Burke is at home in XPW Remixed because she became the pimp of her era, engaging in the distribution of topless wrestling pornography similar to the works of Annie Social and others… she fought sexism, violence and discrimination… struggles she faces constantly in XPW Remixed as she performs her year long “bid” in Hell… if she can survive battles with the opposite sex, there is a very strong possibility Mildred Burke could prove to be the kryptonite to Awesome Kong’s superman dominance…

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ALEXXIS NEVAEH




Alexxis Nevaeh is another homegrown beauty, billed from New Bedford MA and another long-time WWW and NECW standout (her legendary steel cage match with Mistress Belmont over the WWW title in 2010 was one of the best cage matches ever, period)…



Alexxis Nevaeh broke into fantasy wrestling through BCCW and proved to be one of the most dominant champions in North East history… her run came out West when XPW Remixed was founded, and she was crowned the inaugural XPW Woman’s champion… her style, grace, fortitude and pedigree (she’s William Muldoon trained, Olympia Brockton MA branch) make her a formidable and tenacious opponent - only one hold and 3 seconds away from another championship reign… mark my words, she WILL be XPW Remixed Woman’s champion again one day…



1st - and future - XPW Remixed Woman's champion...
ALEXXIS NEVEAH

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LIZZY BORDEN



Leader of the “Bad Girl” bunch, Lizzy Borden is a homebrewed XPW Original… she came of age performing in some of the wildest, craziest, far-out-there porn films in existence - before graduating to become the porn bosses wife (then Xtreme porn director herself) - and finally XPW Original… as the evil bosses wife, she helped drive the original company into oblivion… and even did jail time on an array of obscenity charges… but Lizzy Borden made her triumphant return to fantasy wrestling in BCCW - corrupting everything in her path with her withering touch… when XPW Remixed came about, she remerged as part of the Black Army - what we’re now learning was a shout-out tribute to her husband’s old faction of the same name… and became President of the XPW Woman’s division - an era where the title and division suffered irreparable damage to their credibility… but Lizzy Borden was unceremoniously stripped of her power, much she like she had symbolically stripped a generation of aspiring female starlets of their clothes and dignity (including devout XPW Remixed follower Chyna)… but she has thus rebounded on the arm of the Franchise Shane Douglas… and her presence has single-handily inspired him to the greatest heights of his Fantasy Wrestling career (it was with her guidance and suggestions Shane Douglas re-emerged with the XPW Original title and engaged in his current day feud with John Cena over the Boston title)… whether serving as director, eye-candy or even in-ring opponent herself, Lizzy Borden always stands upon the precipice of danger… and she proved a long time ago there is only one “Queen of Xtreme”…



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CHYNA



Pure porn debauchery at it's finest (and worst)... "Gangbang Queen" Jasmin St Claire has her giant gap and footsteps filled by the "9th Wonder of the World" and former female role model Chyna... seduced by the wonderful world of drugs, money and sex, these woman represent but a fraction of the debased, traumatized, off-beat sex slaves that populate the world of porn/wrestling... whether you love them or hate them they serve an integral part of the machine that feeds American desires and fattens American pockets (in more ways than one)...

JASMIN ST. CLAIRE



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JESSICA DARLIN



Jessica Darlin too is another random, underground Xtreme pornography veteran… but she gets more shine for her homegrown roots… Jessica Darlin (as part of “Extreme Associates”) was also a part of the original XPW product (as well as their porn output) in the late 90s/early 2000s. Her hilarious (and terrible) acting in the original XPW TV vignettes (her white trash infatuation with Johnny Webb years before AJ Lee showed us crazy chicks were cool… all the way to the Snuff stalking and revelation of her porn past was TV gold)… so she gets more love just for being an XPW Original… in XPW Remixed she served an integral part in the disintegration of the (Real) Kings of Wrestling (Gunner & Idol) when she betrayed Austin Idol to be disrespected and degraded by Phil “Gunner” Shatter… she’s proven time and time again why she’s called the “Anal Queen”…



GG



The beautiful GG is another thin slice of pro wrestling cheesecake represented in full pin-up glory in XPW Remixed… she is the literal face (and ass) of “FOCUS”… the entertainment conglomerate fronted by David Otunga, and starring Gorgeous George Wagner… Otunga always takes cover placement of course - but GG always takes up the rear, or appears a centerfold in any FOCUS related pamphlet or flyer… because Sex sells, and while most red-blooded American males hate to see GG leave… they love to watch her go. FOCUS.



GG keeps all eyes in FOCUS


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MISSY HYATT



If Sunny is billed as the “original Diva”… what does that make Missy Hyatt? The hottest bombshell in wrestling in the late 80s early 90s, she was a much more vocal, shapely and blonder Ms Elizabeth… plucked from her early 90s tenure in WCW, she arrived in XPW Remixed alongside XPW Original “Rockstar” Joey Kaos - before spurning him for the glitz and glamour of the Diamond Dynasty… she lives the high life, with a loaded Gucci purse nearby to help her boyfriend Alex Riley (2010) and a privileged, entitled, pampered attitude that drives the fans wild… she’s with Riley only cuz he’s a certified winner… and she has a habit of turning around to powder her nose, or put on her lipstick whenever he’s in trouble in the ring! She can’t be bothered with anything less, as Missy Hyatt has proven there is only one position for her… on top.



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