Post by MadStepDad on Jun 20, 2012 20:49:12 GMT -5
** VIDEO INTRO **
A fleet of luxury cars rolls into the building as the Black Army arrives… Rob Black is loud, belligerent, chauvinistic and antagonistic as they all make their way into the building and announce their presence… Rob Black meets with Ed Lewis & Toots Mondt and mentions something about an idea he had for the XPW World championship… Lewis & Mondt allude to that being the exact reason they considered Black’s bid so strongly… all three men disappear behind a locked conference room door to discuss it further…
Cut to the in-studio announce team for the evening
Gordon Solie & Matt Striker
Epic-level video recap of the groundbreaking events at “Baptized in Blood 2”… the very foundation of XPW Remixed was rocked that night, and the new direction of the company is clearly apparent… right down the toilet! HUGE fan backlash over the decision to put Rob Black’s Army over Team B&B&B (riding an emotional high into the PPV)… conspiracy theories abound, and while Bowser & Boggs have remained mum on the situation thus far – they promise to address all the rumors later… but for now – Dark days ahead for the talent of XPW Remixed as the Black Army officially signs their contract and takes power today. What kind of demented changes will Rob Black implement into the product? Well for starters, we have a very special “All American Girlz” Glory Hole challenge scheduled for tonight! Plus news on “Sick” Nick Mondo’s shocking win (and immediate disappearance), former tag team partners Ruckus & Sabian clash for the 1st time in company history, and a rematch for the XPW Remixed Tag Team titles! All that and more TONIGHT! Stay tuned!
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"King of the Death Match 4EVA"
"Sick" Nick Mondo took the Tod2 trophy & KotDM belt with him back to the bowels of HELL.
Arena house lights darkened for a sick video recap/music video of "Sick" Nick Mondo's voyage towards embracing ultra-violence and sacrificing himself to prevent twin evil empires from seizing their goal... he may have relinquished the "King of the Death Match" strap into the abyss (where it may yet rise again)... but the "Tournament of Death 2" trophy forever belongs to HIM and nobody can take that away...
CUT! House lights brighten! We have an interuption! Enter new 1/3 partner in XPW Remixed - ROBERT BLACK! And his Black Army!
Rob Black and his Army enter the arena to start the show… flanked by a bunch of prostitute/escort/porn starlets, he and his troops (including Jack Pfefer, Kevin Sullivan & Atsushi Onita) cut an intimidating (and loathsome) sight… he takes the mic for an opening promo, and has to pause to let the “U SUCK D***” and “ROB BLACK SUCKS” chants subside… is this high-quality, Vicky Guerrero-level heel heat? Or “XPac heat”? Jury’s still out… Rob Black gloats about his team’s victory @ “BiB2” because “I TOLD U!!” Nobody could top the Black Army’s offer because their main source of revenue never shrinks… PORNOGRAPHY… in fact it only grows… god bless America.
ROB BLACK: First, it provides the money for us to venture into other things. And I think the porn aspect opened a lot of doors ... if you just strip it down for what it is, meaning entertainment. So you deal with a lot of the same people that a straight-to-video release would deal with, whether it's the mom-pop video stores or the chain stores. We basically deal with everybody except Blockbuster. The nastiest? Probably ... we do a series called "Cocktails" -- it's pretty repugnant. Girls have sex by a couple guys, and the guys and the girl, they have sex with her, and she's giving fellatio and she's hacking up boogies in a bowl. And they're spitting in the bowl. And then she'll think she's vomiting in the bowl, and at the end they come in the bowl. And then she drinks it all down. That's pretty repugnant. (Laughs) Sometimes we do a fellatio line, where the girl's giving fellatio, and she's gagging so much she vomits. ... It's repugnant. It is.
Rob Black goes on to talk about the things his dirty money have bought - including his freedom (from prison), stake in XPW Remixed, and now - he gestures towards "Prince of Darkness" Kevin Sullivan, who removes something from a large black bag (tha snakes were seen slithering in)... it is a NEW "KotDM" belt! A hand-crafted, special edition title belt bought with porn money and ready to display to the masses!
Enter the opposing army - some rappelling in like special ops on their way to kill Obama - others hurtling guard rails like track stars with hunting knives clenched in their teeth - all wearing the same gang colors - CZWO.
The CZWO go on a tear - shredding the ringside area and battling with security and Black Army associates... Absolute anarchy has befallen XPW Remixed arena… Rob Black is protected in the center of the ring, but it’s clear Zandig and troops want his blood… a real life bi-coastal WAR has broken loose! Zandig is being restrained but is bellowing about the disrespect Rob Black is showing Mondo’s sacrifice… Zandig says only he knows where the KotDM championship artifact now rests… with police sirens blaring and mass confusion, it looks like we may be SHUTTING THE SHOW down tonight before it even starts! A near-riot ensues! Thankfully, a voice of reason cuts over the house mic to help quell the madness…
New XPW Remixed Commissioner “The Solid Man” William Muldoon!!
Rob Black acts all happy to see his new “partner”, but Muldoon makes it CLEAR they are not associates whatsoever… Muldoon has his own job to do and it means not letting this land devolve into lawlessness and anarchy… the source of contention between these two warring tribes is the “King of the Death Match” championship (if only all Middle East conflicts could be summarized so succinctly)… Muldoon recognizes this, and lest the entire company be destroyed by this blood feud - he orders a finish. Black Army vs CZWO one more time, in a match they should be familiar with (but brand new to XPW Remixed)... the CAGE OF DEATH!!
CZWO vs Black Army!
"CAGE OF DEATH" match for control of the KotDM Championship!
Only at "Give Me Liberty or Death"!
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RUCKUS versus SABIAN
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Former XPW Remixed Tag Team champions torn apart… jealousy appears to be the root cause – Sabian always takes things so seriously, and Ruckus not so much… bringing the big man Michael Tarver into the mix only made things more volatile… Sabian & Tarver refused to believe Ruckus when he had things handled, and instead found themselves defeated and forced to renouncement the “BLKOUT” colors… then they watched Ruckus get handed TV title opportunity after TV title opportunity… and they didn’t like it. So they struck (see XPW TV Episode #45). Now after weeks of underground trash talk, the two fierce rivals are set to square off… they’re first match is good… very good… but you can tell it’s just a teaser of things to come…
Sabian is the arrogant, annoying (sexual harassing) little miscreant and Ruckus the crowd-pleasing, smoked out, High Times hero… but it’s summer 2012 real time now, and in the fantasy wrestling spectrum Sabian has found his stock risen to an all-time new high… Sabian appeared on the June 22nd 2012 episode of Friday Night Smackdown, and followed that up with a win in TNA Impact Wrestling on June 28th 2012… he puts Ruckus futuristic offense over good tonight, but it’s partner Michael Tarver (and their new NON-BLKout affiliated gang colors) that helps Sabian to a victory... Michael Tarver catches Ruckus with a KO punch as he was bounding off the ropes for a springboard move… Ruckus crashed backwards to the mat, and was crushed by a BLKJeez double footstomp off the top rope from Sabian…
Winner: SABIAN
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**BACKSTAGE SKIT #1
Dean Ambrose with Rob Black in the Black Army war room… he was the sole survivor @ “BiB2” and the reason the Black Army stands so strong… he will be rewarded for his service starting tonight… “Gold Assassins” 6-man tag team match… Dean Ambrose and 2 other #1 contenders will team up to face the top 3 singles champions in XPW Remixed tonight in a 6-man tag team match… if a challenger beats a champion to end the match, they receive a future title shot against said champion… Dean Ambrose doesn’t really like the idea of having to share the spotlight again, but agrees when Black convinces him it’s ‘best for the business’…
** 6 man “Gold Assassins” Tag Team match tonight! **
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** "4th of July Flag Match **
WEEDMAN versus... JINDER MAHAL!
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Special attraction “Flag Match” next, in the spirit of 4th of July… Weedman gets his dynamic entrance draped in Americana (in a slightly controversial manner, if you consider the context and content)… He marches to the ring like Corporal Kirchner (he’s still alive) and salutes the fighting forces, both here in the arena and abroad… this is clearly going to be a light-hearted exhibition that relies more on “entertainment” than “sportz”… until Jinder Mahal’s music hits. Then the mood changes… Jinder on the mic – dissects Weedman (and in turn the entire plant-puffing XPW Remixed live audience) – and in turn all of America – before challenging Weedman to fly that flag in his face… stone cold intimidation from the much larger, sleeker Jinder Mahal… but it’s calmly answered by a puff of Grade-A premium American homegrown from Weedman for the defiant “FU”… crowd loves it… But Mahal no-sells that… and absolutely murders Weedman. High impact offense, Muay-Thai knees, Cross arm-breaker into triangle choke… Mahal grabs another one of Weedman’s nearby flags (this one emblazoned with a pot leaf insignia) and BREAKS it over Weedman’s rising back! He tosses the broken flagpole to the side disrespectfully, and locks Weedman in a camel clutch! He gives up!
Winner (by submission): JINDER MAHAL
Big time boos as Jinder Mahal sets up for a post-match promo, once again disparaging the set of loose morals on display here, when suddenly – through the crowd we have a violent distraction – a “fan” is trying to rush the ring and security is holding him back… in true Dudley Boyz 98 style, Jinder Mahal starts taunting and antagonizing the fan further (from the safety of the ring of course), until cameras catch a peek at the assailants face… it’s the GREAT GAMA! Banned from the building, he’s left a wake of devastation on his way to breaking in! He wants Jinder Mahal! Now Mahal’s face turns slightly fearful, but he won’t drop his façade – he orders security to take him away! Police officers ARREST THAT MAN! Instead, Great Gama gets a chance to flex a bunch of insane strong man feats – huge metal barricades gets overturned, entire phalanxes of security guards and off-duty police officers get pitched and tossed (one literally two rows back into the stands), and he KICKS right through the surrounding ring wall! In his rage, Great Gama hurls a set of steel ring steps like a shot-put, taking out a row of guards as they advanced on him! Crowd going rapid, and suddenly Jinder Mahal is trapped! But he still somehow manages to weasel his way out of a physical confrontation and flee back to the bowels of the building! Meanwhile Great Gama has seized the ring and roars his disapproval! He destroys ALL of Jinder Mahal’s ringside accessories! The expensive coat! The glass case with the head piece in it! His fine wooden staff! Chaos in the ring, as the crowd is chanting “XPW! XPW!”
But the wily Mahal uses Gama’s rampage as a distraction, and sneaks upon his former slave from the rear! Great Gama turns around to meet an ELECTRIC TAZER to the abdomen! He shakes and twitches violently as Mahal smiles with sick satisfaction… but after a brief sizzling moment, Great Gama no-sells it! He roars defiantly in Mahal’s face! Crowd cheers! ANOTHER Taser shot to the gut from Mahal! But once again Great Gama no-sells it! But by now, actual uniformed POLICE OFFICERS have collapsed on Gama’s back too… he pitches them off one-by-one like fleas, but eventually they swallow him up – and Mahal digs in with an EXTRA long Taser shot (uncomfortably so) right to Great Gama’s NECK! That’s enough to send the strongman to the mat, convulsing and spitting up with white foam… he quickly taken into custody by police and dragged backstage! Jinder Mahal just sneers and poses for the cameras…
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**BACKSTAGE SKIT #2
Samoa Joe once again clandestinely meeting with XPW Remixed VP Joseph “Toots” Mondt… his brutal victory over Bruno Sammartino @ “BiB2” is reviewed… Bruno has left to do some soul-searching, so that leaves only one… Mister Mondt also extends the “Gold Assassins” Tag Team offer to Samoa Joe as well - reward for his Xtreme victory.
** 6 man “Gold Assassins” Tag Team match tonight! **
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"HOLLYWOOD STRIKE"
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"REAL DEAL" DAMIEN STEELE (w/ Jasmin St. Claire)
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SHEAMUS
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Skits that started throughout the night (depicting Steele's indignant - and comical - reaction to having all this stuff dumped out of the Commissioner's office in favor of Muldoon's trophies) - ends here with William Muldoon obliging Steele's whispered request to "lay a whoop ass on some pale Irish skin" (referring to Muldoon, but twisted by the "Solid Man") and assigning him to a match tonight - against SHEAMUS! About what you'd expect after vignettes and entrances... Sheamus is rightfully PISSED about the ending to his World title match @ BiB2 and takes it all out on Damien Steele... Wham bam Irish Curse - announcers promise words from Mr. Perfect later in the night - pound the chest - Brogue Kick. Sheamus does the do. He also grabs the mic to briskly declare his intention to gain an XPW World Title rematch as soon as later tonight.
Winner: SHEAMUS
Sheamus powders out and Damien Steele & Jasmin St Claire run the post-match *BREAK-UP* angle - slapping each other (St Claire winning, and sending Steele on his ass) before stomping away... he loses the job, the girl and his respect...
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**BACKSTAGE SKIT #3
XPW President Ed “Strangler” Lewis meets with RVD… more humorous than the other interludes, with RVD being so calm and cool and “whatever man”, while Ed Lewis totally misconstrues the “RVD 4:20” references and goes off on hilarious sidebars about highway travels in the old days (while RVD just shrugs and rolls and his eyes)… bottom line, Ed Lewis is happy to have RVD as the face of XPW Remixed on TV, but RVD is all like, ‘yeah man whatever, I’m still gonna do things my way”… RVD TV champion will be competing tonight in the “Gold Assassins” Tag match.
** 6 man “Gold Assassins” Tag Team match tonight!
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KILO & HAKUSHI KURO
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HUMAN TORNADO & FRENCH ANGEL (w/ Sammi Lane)
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Atushi Onita (evil, Japanese Sandman-version) is the ringside manager for the night… Kilo comes dangerously close to physically threatening the waaaaaay smaller Sammi Lane on many occasions (driving the usually affable French Angel into a beastly fury)… Hakushi & Human Tornado put on an aerial/top rope/springboard-laden dog fight that has the fans chanting “XPW! XPW!” and clamoring for more… end comes when the referee seemingly IGNORES the bad guys double-team to focus on removing Angel from the ring… meanwhile, Hakushi Kuro scores with the BLACK MIST to Human Tornado’s face! Followed by a sick fat-guy Michinoku Driver from Kilo for the pin! Referee gladly holds the Black Army associates arms in the air in victory.
Winners: KILO & HAKUSHI KURO
Meanwhile post match, Sammi Lane is arguing with the referee about the missed call - when once again Kilo creeps up on her with a bugged-out, dangerous look in his eye… but thankfully we get the theme song for new XPW Commissioner WILLIAM MULDOON! He’s the lone gunman ready to instill law-and-order in a Wild West town, so he has another official decree… as coach of the Olympia fight camp he is bound to finish what he started - and that is Hakushi Kuro! Former pupil turned traitor, who defeated William Muldoon in singles combat before (putting a black mark of shame upon him)! Now Hakushi Kuro is in step with the Black Army and the evil Astushi Onita… for shame. William Muldoon challenges Hakushi Kuro to a match at “Liberty or Death”! Crowd cheers! “One More Match!“ chant erupts… But Muldoon is answered by a vengeful Onita on the mic, who accepts the challenge (on Hakushi Kuro’s behalf) but ups the ante considerably - if Muldoon wins he avenges his honor… but if he LOSES Atsushi Onita will become the official XPW Remixed commissioner! How bad do you want it?? William Muldoon’s manhood is on the line and he accepts!
”Solid Man” William Muldoon versus Hakushi Kuro
** if Muldoon loses, Atsushi Onita becomes XPW Remixed commissioner! **
Only @ “GIVE ME LIBERTY OR DEATH”!!
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"The Path of Rage Begins in XPW Remixed..."
Taz addresses the blackout he sustained in the "BiB2" elimination tag when he choked out his own partner Christian Cage... he's also brought with him a championship belt he's dubbed "FTW" (a state of mind) and has some very personal words for none other than VKMJR & RAVP! The summer is already starting to heat up, boyz!
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"American Girlz"
American-themed, Playboy bunnies abound for the next segment… SUNNY is in the ring with an announcement… she has been given the honor tonight of celebrating Independence Day, XPW-Remixed style by announcing the a new product - available for retail sale in two weeks -
** XPW presents… “The WOMAN of XPW REMIXED!”
Just in time for the holidays, an all-babe themed issue featuring all your favorite XPW Remixed hotties! And even better - Sunny has the news on who has been named the Cover Girl for this very special project… it’s clear Sunny knows it’s HER name in the envelope, but she makes a big mock-surprised act none the less… she’s just about to reach into the envelope and grab the name - when ANNIE SOCIAL’s theme song interrupts us!
The North Killadelphia Hood chick enters the arena totally bad-ass, dressed like late 90’s Lita (with the cargo pants and tank top) and gets a huge pop… she’s just as sexy and sassy as Sunny (as she is quick to remind her) but MUCH more tougher! She’s nose to nose to Sunny and explains how HER definition of an XPW Remixed Diva is much different than Sunny and the Black Army‘s view… (it involves fighting for yourself and getting up off your back - not spreading your legs! Annie Social says to a big pop) Sunny & Social keep jawing at each other until the crowd drives them into performing a competitive strip tease (won by Social much to Sunny’s chagrin)… but before Annie Social can remind us all of what happened at last year’s “Damage Inc” PPV (ask Rav-P and the FCC) MUCH to the crowds satisfaction… we have another theme song interruption…
Enter Phil “Gunner” Shatter (2013) & Jessica Darlin (2001)!!
The newly-minted heel duo swagger to the ring and quickly take it over on the stick… if any bitch around her is gonna be the FACE of XPW Remixed’s Divas (and the new “Woman of XPW Remixed” magazine/blu-ray/DVD)… it’s gonna be the Queen of Xtreme JESSICA DARLIN!! Gunner casually disrespects the anonymous body-painted hoes (knocking one on her ass) but he can’t do that shit to Annie Social!… She bodies right up to Gunner (showing how diminutive she really is) shouting right in his face… but he just gives a sick smirk and GRABS her by her hair! But before any damage can be done… we get our final theme song interruption - enter XPW Remixed President Ed “Strangler” Lewis… he quells the commotion and makes the judicial ruling.
1) Since Gunner wants action, he’s got it - next week on XPW TV he goes one-on-one with MIL MASCARAS (1975)!
2) In honor of Independence Day, it’s a month long celebration in XPW Remixed… starting with the “Woman of XPW Remixed” special issue - and climaxing at “Give Me Liberty or Death PPV” with a live Bikini-Match showdown… featuring:
Sunny
Annie Social
Jessica Darlin…
And the COVER-GIRL of the new “Woman of XPW Remixed” special issue…
SABLE (1998)!!
The announcement sets off a firestorm of action! Sunny is PISSED over the announcement! Annie Social & Sunny get into a clothes-tearing cat fight! Gunner throws Darlin by the hair like an animal down on top of them! 3-way cat fight! "XPW! XPW!"
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** XPW Remixed Tag Team championship **
MOTOR CITY MACHINE GUNS ©
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FABULOUS KANGAROOS (w/ Wild Red Berry)
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Rematch from the PPV... picks up where the last one left off, with action galore - the FabKangs bigger and stronger, but the MCMG just one unified blur... Wild Red Berry tries to interfere but gets double-dropkicked for the effort... Berry henchman Bam Bam Bigelow comes out down to the ring to protest, and winds up distracting the ref... allowing FabKang #1 Al Costello to SMASH a Fosters Beer Bottle over Chris Sabin's head! KO! Uh oh! The referee is just about to count the pinfall... when he's pulled out of the ring by "Road Dogg" Jesse James!?!?
Winner (by DQ): FABULOUS KANGAROOS
The New Age Outlaw interference gives the FabKangs the match... but it lets MCMG keep the titles... NAO get in a wild brawl with the FabKangs, clearing them out, before tackling and taking Bam Bam Bigelow out with a double clothesline over the top rope! Outlaws clear the ring and force the bad guys to retreat... and just as the MCMG are gathering their senses, the NAO pounce on them too! Rocker Dropper legdrop to Shelley from Gunn! Spinebuster to Sabian from Road Dogg! Grab the mic for the finish! "Ohhhh u didn't KNOW?!?" the New Age Outlaws want an XPW Remixed tag team title shot!! (big cheers and crowd pleasing, go-home "SUCK IT" segment from the NAO to finish)! Everybody wants a chance at the gold!
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** BACKSTAGE SKIT **
The Champ JOHN CENA steps in to meet XPW President Ed “Strangler” Lewis, unannounced! Lewis tries to be as accommodating as possible but it’s clear John Cena sees the “everyman for himself” mentality in operation here… that’s why he’s chosen a new personal advisor to watch his back behind the scenes - thus finding a permanent place in XPW Remixed for… legendary Boston area promoter PAUL BOWSER… something scandalous is afoot in fantasy wrestling and Cena needs someone to watch his back for sabotage… starting tonight when John Cena has 3 challengers throwing shots at him in the “Gold Assassins” tag match…
John Cena & Paul Bowser join forces!
** Gold Assassins 6-man Tag Team match tonight!! **
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"A Brutal Beat Down"
Backstage footage of emergency personnel and security swarming around a downed wrestler... it's SHEAMUS! He been attacked, bloodied and left for dead! Debris around the locker room indicates a struggle, and a dented (bloody) chair nearby looks like a murder weapon... its looks like somebody got to Sheamus before he had a chance to extract his own revenge!! Was it Mr. Perfect? Lou Thesz? Somebody else??
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"Mr. Perfect explains his actions @ BiB2"
Hennig is referring to the “slap heard round Mash-Up Wrestling”… an incident that occurred backstage AFTER the BiB2 cameras had stopped rolling… after being struck from behind with his own XPW World Championship belt, Lou Thesz awoke - stormed backstage (and after a brief argument with Toots Mondt over what happened ) Lou Thesz found Mr Perfect and SLAPPED him! The wrestling death duel declared!
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"ARRIVING NOW in XPW Remixed..."
Introducing to XPW Remixed...
CARLITO MONTANA!!
After weeks of hype for this new debuting force… we are greeted with another OG XPW surprise (in the same vein as XPW Original Supreme - whoopee)… in this case, it’s XPW Original (and Tony Montana rip-off) CARLITO MONTANA! Moderate boos for this one… IF people even care at all, as most seem disappointed in the grand reveal… Carlito Montana takes the ring for his introductory promo… blah blah blah.. .when all the sudden, he’s interrupted by the frantic sound of a car horn blaring… and an exotic car rolls out on the entrance ramp… OMGeezy is that..!?!? IT IS!!
Introducing to XPW Remixed ALBERTO DEL RIO!!
What a post-BiB2 surprise! Alberto Del Rio makes the smiling, winking entrance and extends his hand to fellow Mexican superstar Carlito Montana… only to have Del Rio’s expression darken at the last moment - his smile dropping in favor of a Cartel leader’s sneer… Carlito Montana senses the shift in alignment but it’s too late… he’s dead on arrival…
Alberto Del Rio dismantles Carlito in a matter of moments, finishing with his devastating Cross Arm Breaker (visibility snapping Montana’s arm at one point)… the message is clear - in XPW Remixed there will be no imposters.
His name is Alberto Del Rio (but you knew that already)… but what you DON’T know, is why he came…
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** BACKSTAGE PROMO **
XPW Remixed World Champion LOU THESZ discussing the Mr. Perfect screwjob @ "BiB2", the "slap heard round Mash-Up Wrestling" and the scandalous new book that's come out detailing the inner workings of Mash-Up Wrestling (as provided by the snitch Jack Pfefer, as recently revealed)... the books title is "Fall Guys"...
LOU THESZ: The book was based in truth, due to Pfefer feeding info to Dan Parker, sports editor of the NY Mirror, and thus to Griffin. Mondt was a major player behind the scenes of the book. The initial effect of the book was devastating to box office. "Mr. Perfect" Curt Henng for example... he was a terrific wrestler and great guy. It was a shame to have him suffer financially to feed egos and private wars. The book told many truths that contradicted other truths. Each of us sees a different picture because we are standing at a different angle. It had little or no effect on my career. But Hennig, that grevious breach of disrespect you displayed towards me at "BiB2"will be repayed in full...
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LOU THESZ, JOHN CENA & ROB VAN DAM
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DEAN AMBROSE, SHANE DOUGLAS & SAMOA JOE
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Main event 6-man "Gold Assassins" tag team match... any challenger who pins or submits a champion automatically gets a title shot against them... if the champs retain they get to pick their own challenger... at first the bad guys work together, but when the stakes get high - individual glory supercedes all... Shane Douglas argues with Samoa Joe... Dean Ambrose disrespects both of them... meanwhile, RVD elevates himself and Thesz/Cena display the friction and tension that has been a constant between them during their entire fantasy wrestling careers... In the end, Samoa Joe finally snaps and attacks his partner Shane Douglas - triggering a wild 3-way brawl between them and John Cena... RVD misses a 5-Star frogsplash attempt off top as Ambrose rolled away - and answered with a vicious spike DDT that nearly impaled RVD... but before Ambrose could get the pin, he was rolled upon from the rear by Thesz (the legal man) and trapped in an STF! Dean Ambrose tapped out!!
Winner(s): Lou Thesz, John Cena & RVD
Lou Thesz gets to pick his challenger. He is a fighting champion with a duel to settle! Sheamus, you'll get your rematch free from outside shenanigans.. but first - LOU THESZ WANTS MR PERFECT ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF XPW TV!! What a huge announcement!
Lou Thesz vs Mr. Perfect for the XPW World Title!
Next XPW TV Episode!
"Give Me Liberty or Death" coming end of July!
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A fleet of luxury cars rolls into the building as the Black Army arrives… Rob Black is loud, belligerent, chauvinistic and antagonistic as they all make their way into the building and announce their presence… Rob Black meets with Ed Lewis & Toots Mondt and mentions something about an idea he had for the XPW World championship… Lewis & Mondt allude to that being the exact reason they considered Black’s bid so strongly… all three men disappear behind a locked conference room door to discuss it further…
Cut to the in-studio announce team for the evening
Gordon Solie & Matt Striker
Epic-level video recap of the groundbreaking events at “Baptized in Blood 2”… the very foundation of XPW Remixed was rocked that night, and the new direction of the company is clearly apparent… right down the toilet! HUGE fan backlash over the decision to put Rob Black’s Army over Team B&B&B (riding an emotional high into the PPV)… conspiracy theories abound, and while Bowser & Boggs have remained mum on the situation thus far – they promise to address all the rumors later… but for now – Dark days ahead for the talent of XPW Remixed as the Black Army officially signs their contract and takes power today. What kind of demented changes will Rob Black implement into the product? Well for starters, we have a very special “All American Girlz” Glory Hole challenge scheduled for tonight! Plus news on “Sick” Nick Mondo’s shocking win (and immediate disappearance), former tag team partners Ruckus & Sabian clash for the 1st time in company history, and a rematch for the XPW Remixed Tag Team titles! All that and more TONIGHT! Stay tuned!
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"King of the Death Match 4EVA"
"Sick" Nick Mondo took the Tod2 trophy & KotDM belt with him back to the bowels of HELL.
Arena house lights darkened for a sick video recap/music video of "Sick" Nick Mondo's voyage towards embracing ultra-violence and sacrificing himself to prevent twin evil empires from seizing their goal... he may have relinquished the "King of the Death Match" strap into the abyss (where it may yet rise again)... but the "Tournament of Death 2" trophy forever belongs to HIM and nobody can take that away...
CUT! House lights brighten! We have an interuption! Enter new 1/3 partner in XPW Remixed - ROBERT BLACK! And his Black Army!
Rob Black and his Army enter the arena to start the show… flanked by a bunch of prostitute/escort/porn starlets, he and his troops (including Jack Pfefer, Kevin Sullivan & Atsushi Onita) cut an intimidating (and loathsome) sight… he takes the mic for an opening promo, and has to pause to let the “U SUCK D***” and “ROB BLACK SUCKS” chants subside… is this high-quality, Vicky Guerrero-level heel heat? Or “XPac heat”? Jury’s still out… Rob Black gloats about his team’s victory @ “BiB2” because “I TOLD U!!” Nobody could top the Black Army’s offer because their main source of revenue never shrinks… PORNOGRAPHY… in fact it only grows… god bless America.
ROB BLACK: First, it provides the money for us to venture into other things. And I think the porn aspect opened a lot of doors ... if you just strip it down for what it is, meaning entertainment. So you deal with a lot of the same people that a straight-to-video release would deal with, whether it's the mom-pop video stores or the chain stores. We basically deal with everybody except Blockbuster. The nastiest? Probably ... we do a series called "Cocktails" -- it's pretty repugnant. Girls have sex by a couple guys, and the guys and the girl, they have sex with her, and she's giving fellatio and she's hacking up boogies in a bowl. And they're spitting in the bowl. And then she'll think she's vomiting in the bowl, and at the end they come in the bowl. And then she drinks it all down. That's pretty repugnant. (Laughs) Sometimes we do a fellatio line, where the girl's giving fellatio, and she's gagging so much she vomits. ... It's repugnant. It is.
Rob Black goes on to talk about the things his dirty money have bought - including his freedom (from prison), stake in XPW Remixed, and now - he gestures towards "Prince of Darkness" Kevin Sullivan, who removes something from a large black bag (tha snakes were seen slithering in)... it is a NEW "KotDM" belt! A hand-crafted, special edition title belt bought with porn money and ready to display to the masses!
Enter the opposing army - some rappelling in like special ops on their way to kill Obama - others hurtling guard rails like track stars with hunting knives clenched in their teeth - all wearing the same gang colors - CZWO.
The CZWO go on a tear - shredding the ringside area and battling with security and Black Army associates... Absolute anarchy has befallen XPW Remixed arena… Rob Black is protected in the center of the ring, but it’s clear Zandig and troops want his blood… a real life bi-coastal WAR has broken loose! Zandig is being restrained but is bellowing about the disrespect Rob Black is showing Mondo’s sacrifice… Zandig says only he knows where the KotDM championship artifact now rests… with police sirens blaring and mass confusion, it looks like we may be SHUTTING THE SHOW down tonight before it even starts! A near-riot ensues! Thankfully, a voice of reason cuts over the house mic to help quell the madness…
New XPW Remixed Commissioner “The Solid Man” William Muldoon!!
Rob Black acts all happy to see his new “partner”, but Muldoon makes it CLEAR they are not associates whatsoever… Muldoon has his own job to do and it means not letting this land devolve into lawlessness and anarchy… the source of contention between these two warring tribes is the “King of the Death Match” championship (if only all Middle East conflicts could be summarized so succinctly)… Muldoon recognizes this, and lest the entire company be destroyed by this blood feud - he orders a finish. Black Army vs CZWO one more time, in a match they should be familiar with (but brand new to XPW Remixed)... the CAGE OF DEATH!!
CZWO vs Black Army!
"CAGE OF DEATH" match for control of the KotDM Championship!
Only at "Give Me Liberty or Death"!
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RUCKUS versus SABIAN
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Former XPW Remixed Tag Team champions torn apart… jealousy appears to be the root cause – Sabian always takes things so seriously, and Ruckus not so much… bringing the big man Michael Tarver into the mix only made things more volatile… Sabian & Tarver refused to believe Ruckus when he had things handled, and instead found themselves defeated and forced to renouncement the “BLKOUT” colors… then they watched Ruckus get handed TV title opportunity after TV title opportunity… and they didn’t like it. So they struck (see XPW TV Episode #45). Now after weeks of underground trash talk, the two fierce rivals are set to square off… they’re first match is good… very good… but you can tell it’s just a teaser of things to come…
Sabian is the arrogant, annoying (sexual harassing) little miscreant and Ruckus the crowd-pleasing, smoked out, High Times hero… but it’s summer 2012 real time now, and in the fantasy wrestling spectrum Sabian has found his stock risen to an all-time new high… Sabian appeared on the June 22nd 2012 episode of Friday Night Smackdown, and followed that up with a win in TNA Impact Wrestling on June 28th 2012… he puts Ruckus futuristic offense over good tonight, but it’s partner Michael Tarver (and their new NON-BLKout affiliated gang colors) that helps Sabian to a victory... Michael Tarver catches Ruckus with a KO punch as he was bounding off the ropes for a springboard move… Ruckus crashed backwards to the mat, and was crushed by a BLKJeez double footstomp off the top rope from Sabian…
Winner: SABIAN
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**BACKSTAGE SKIT #1
Dean Ambrose with Rob Black in the Black Army war room… he was the sole survivor @ “BiB2” and the reason the Black Army stands so strong… he will be rewarded for his service starting tonight… “Gold Assassins” 6-man tag team match… Dean Ambrose and 2 other #1 contenders will team up to face the top 3 singles champions in XPW Remixed tonight in a 6-man tag team match… if a challenger beats a champion to end the match, they receive a future title shot against said champion… Dean Ambrose doesn’t really like the idea of having to share the spotlight again, but agrees when Black convinces him it’s ‘best for the business’…
** 6 man “Gold Assassins” Tag Team match tonight! **
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** "4th of July Flag Match **
WEEDMAN versus... JINDER MAHAL!
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Special attraction “Flag Match” next, in the spirit of 4th of July… Weedman gets his dynamic entrance draped in Americana (in a slightly controversial manner, if you consider the context and content)… He marches to the ring like Corporal Kirchner (he’s still alive) and salutes the fighting forces, both here in the arena and abroad… this is clearly going to be a light-hearted exhibition that relies more on “entertainment” than “sportz”… until Jinder Mahal’s music hits. Then the mood changes… Jinder on the mic – dissects Weedman (and in turn the entire plant-puffing XPW Remixed live audience) – and in turn all of America – before challenging Weedman to fly that flag in his face… stone cold intimidation from the much larger, sleeker Jinder Mahal… but it’s calmly answered by a puff of Grade-A premium American homegrown from Weedman for the defiant “FU”… crowd loves it… But Mahal no-sells that… and absolutely murders Weedman. High impact offense, Muay-Thai knees, Cross arm-breaker into triangle choke… Mahal grabs another one of Weedman’s nearby flags (this one emblazoned with a pot leaf insignia) and BREAKS it over Weedman’s rising back! He tosses the broken flagpole to the side disrespectfully, and locks Weedman in a camel clutch! He gives up!
Winner (by submission): JINDER MAHAL
Big time boos as Jinder Mahal sets up for a post-match promo, once again disparaging the set of loose morals on display here, when suddenly – through the crowd we have a violent distraction – a “fan” is trying to rush the ring and security is holding him back… in true Dudley Boyz 98 style, Jinder Mahal starts taunting and antagonizing the fan further (from the safety of the ring of course), until cameras catch a peek at the assailants face… it’s the GREAT GAMA! Banned from the building, he’s left a wake of devastation on his way to breaking in! He wants Jinder Mahal! Now Mahal’s face turns slightly fearful, but he won’t drop his façade – he orders security to take him away! Police officers ARREST THAT MAN! Instead, Great Gama gets a chance to flex a bunch of insane strong man feats – huge metal barricades gets overturned, entire phalanxes of security guards and off-duty police officers get pitched and tossed (one literally two rows back into the stands), and he KICKS right through the surrounding ring wall! In his rage, Great Gama hurls a set of steel ring steps like a shot-put, taking out a row of guards as they advanced on him! Crowd going rapid, and suddenly Jinder Mahal is trapped! But he still somehow manages to weasel his way out of a physical confrontation and flee back to the bowels of the building! Meanwhile Great Gama has seized the ring and roars his disapproval! He destroys ALL of Jinder Mahal’s ringside accessories! The expensive coat! The glass case with the head piece in it! His fine wooden staff! Chaos in the ring, as the crowd is chanting “XPW! XPW!”
But the wily Mahal uses Gama’s rampage as a distraction, and sneaks upon his former slave from the rear! Great Gama turns around to meet an ELECTRIC TAZER to the abdomen! He shakes and twitches violently as Mahal smiles with sick satisfaction… but after a brief sizzling moment, Great Gama no-sells it! He roars defiantly in Mahal’s face! Crowd cheers! ANOTHER Taser shot to the gut from Mahal! But once again Great Gama no-sells it! But by now, actual uniformed POLICE OFFICERS have collapsed on Gama’s back too… he pitches them off one-by-one like fleas, but eventually they swallow him up – and Mahal digs in with an EXTRA long Taser shot (uncomfortably so) right to Great Gama’s NECK! That’s enough to send the strongman to the mat, convulsing and spitting up with white foam… he quickly taken into custody by police and dragged backstage! Jinder Mahal just sneers and poses for the cameras…
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**BACKSTAGE SKIT #2
Samoa Joe once again clandestinely meeting with XPW Remixed VP Joseph “Toots” Mondt… his brutal victory over Bruno Sammartino @ “BiB2” is reviewed… Bruno has left to do some soul-searching, so that leaves only one… Mister Mondt also extends the “Gold Assassins” Tag Team offer to Samoa Joe as well - reward for his Xtreme victory.
** 6 man “Gold Assassins” Tag Team match tonight! **
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"HOLLYWOOD STRIKE"
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"REAL DEAL" DAMIEN STEELE (w/ Jasmin St. Claire)
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SHEAMUS
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Skits that started throughout the night (depicting Steele's indignant - and comical - reaction to having all this stuff dumped out of the Commissioner's office in favor of Muldoon's trophies) - ends here with William Muldoon obliging Steele's whispered request to "lay a whoop ass on some pale Irish skin" (referring to Muldoon, but twisted by the "Solid Man") and assigning him to a match tonight - against SHEAMUS! About what you'd expect after vignettes and entrances... Sheamus is rightfully PISSED about the ending to his World title match @ BiB2 and takes it all out on Damien Steele... Wham bam Irish Curse - announcers promise words from Mr. Perfect later in the night - pound the chest - Brogue Kick. Sheamus does the do. He also grabs the mic to briskly declare his intention to gain an XPW World Title rematch as soon as later tonight.
Winner: SHEAMUS
Sheamus powders out and Damien Steele & Jasmin St Claire run the post-match *BREAK-UP* angle - slapping each other (St Claire winning, and sending Steele on his ass) before stomping away... he loses the job, the girl and his respect...
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**BACKSTAGE SKIT #3
XPW President Ed “Strangler” Lewis meets with RVD… more humorous than the other interludes, with RVD being so calm and cool and “whatever man”, while Ed Lewis totally misconstrues the “RVD 4:20” references and goes off on hilarious sidebars about highway travels in the old days (while RVD just shrugs and rolls and his eyes)… bottom line, Ed Lewis is happy to have RVD as the face of XPW Remixed on TV, but RVD is all like, ‘yeah man whatever, I’m still gonna do things my way”… RVD TV champion will be competing tonight in the “Gold Assassins” Tag match.
** 6 man “Gold Assassins” Tag Team match tonight!
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KILO & HAKUSHI KURO
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HUMAN TORNADO & FRENCH ANGEL (w/ Sammi Lane)
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Atushi Onita (evil, Japanese Sandman-version) is the ringside manager for the night… Kilo comes dangerously close to physically threatening the waaaaaay smaller Sammi Lane on many occasions (driving the usually affable French Angel into a beastly fury)… Hakushi & Human Tornado put on an aerial/top rope/springboard-laden dog fight that has the fans chanting “XPW! XPW!” and clamoring for more… end comes when the referee seemingly IGNORES the bad guys double-team to focus on removing Angel from the ring… meanwhile, Hakushi Kuro scores with the BLACK MIST to Human Tornado’s face! Followed by a sick fat-guy Michinoku Driver from Kilo for the pin! Referee gladly holds the Black Army associates arms in the air in victory.
Winners: KILO & HAKUSHI KURO
Meanwhile post match, Sammi Lane is arguing with the referee about the missed call - when once again Kilo creeps up on her with a bugged-out, dangerous look in his eye… but thankfully we get the theme song for new XPW Commissioner WILLIAM MULDOON! He’s the lone gunman ready to instill law-and-order in a Wild West town, so he has another official decree… as coach of the Olympia fight camp he is bound to finish what he started - and that is Hakushi Kuro! Former pupil turned traitor, who defeated William Muldoon in singles combat before (putting a black mark of shame upon him)! Now Hakushi Kuro is in step with the Black Army and the evil Astushi Onita… for shame. William Muldoon challenges Hakushi Kuro to a match at “Liberty or Death”! Crowd cheers! “One More Match!“ chant erupts… But Muldoon is answered by a vengeful Onita on the mic, who accepts the challenge (on Hakushi Kuro’s behalf) but ups the ante considerably - if Muldoon wins he avenges his honor… but if he LOSES Atsushi Onita will become the official XPW Remixed commissioner! How bad do you want it?? William Muldoon’s manhood is on the line and he accepts!
”Solid Man” William Muldoon versus Hakushi Kuro
** if Muldoon loses, Atsushi Onita becomes XPW Remixed commissioner! **
Only @ “GIVE ME LIBERTY OR DEATH”!!
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"The Path of Rage Begins in XPW Remixed..."
Taz addresses the blackout he sustained in the "BiB2" elimination tag when he choked out his own partner Christian Cage... he's also brought with him a championship belt he's dubbed "FTW" (a state of mind) and has some very personal words for none other than VKMJR & RAVP! The summer is already starting to heat up, boyz!
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"American Girlz"
American-themed, Playboy bunnies abound for the next segment… SUNNY is in the ring with an announcement… she has been given the honor tonight of celebrating Independence Day, XPW-Remixed style by announcing the a new product - available for retail sale in two weeks -
** XPW presents… “The WOMAN of XPW REMIXED!”
Just in time for the holidays, an all-babe themed issue featuring all your favorite XPW Remixed hotties! And even better - Sunny has the news on who has been named the Cover Girl for this very special project… it’s clear Sunny knows it’s HER name in the envelope, but she makes a big mock-surprised act none the less… she’s just about to reach into the envelope and grab the name - when ANNIE SOCIAL’s theme song interrupts us!
The North Killadelphia Hood chick enters the arena totally bad-ass, dressed like late 90’s Lita (with the cargo pants and tank top) and gets a huge pop… she’s just as sexy and sassy as Sunny (as she is quick to remind her) but MUCH more tougher! She’s nose to nose to Sunny and explains how HER definition of an XPW Remixed Diva is much different than Sunny and the Black Army‘s view… (it involves fighting for yourself and getting up off your back - not spreading your legs! Annie Social says to a big pop) Sunny & Social keep jawing at each other until the crowd drives them into performing a competitive strip tease (won by Social much to Sunny’s chagrin)… but before Annie Social can remind us all of what happened at last year’s “Damage Inc” PPV (ask Rav-P and the FCC) MUCH to the crowds satisfaction… we have another theme song interruption…
Enter Phil “Gunner” Shatter (2013) & Jessica Darlin (2001)!!
The newly-minted heel duo swagger to the ring and quickly take it over on the stick… if any bitch around her is gonna be the FACE of XPW Remixed’s Divas (and the new “Woman of XPW Remixed” magazine/blu-ray/DVD)… it’s gonna be the Queen of Xtreme JESSICA DARLIN!! Gunner casually disrespects the anonymous body-painted hoes (knocking one on her ass) but he can’t do that shit to Annie Social!… She bodies right up to Gunner (showing how diminutive she really is) shouting right in his face… but he just gives a sick smirk and GRABS her by her hair! But before any damage can be done… we get our final theme song interruption - enter XPW Remixed President Ed “Strangler” Lewis… he quells the commotion and makes the judicial ruling.
1) Since Gunner wants action, he’s got it - next week on XPW TV he goes one-on-one with MIL MASCARAS (1975)!
2) In honor of Independence Day, it’s a month long celebration in XPW Remixed… starting with the “Woman of XPW Remixed” special issue - and climaxing at “Give Me Liberty or Death PPV” with a live Bikini-Match showdown… featuring:
Sunny
Annie Social
Jessica Darlin…
And the COVER-GIRL of the new “Woman of XPW Remixed” special issue…
SABLE (1998)!!
The announcement sets off a firestorm of action! Sunny is PISSED over the announcement! Annie Social & Sunny get into a clothes-tearing cat fight! Gunner throws Darlin by the hair like an animal down on top of them! 3-way cat fight! "XPW! XPW!"
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** XPW Remixed Tag Team championship **
MOTOR CITY MACHINE GUNS ©
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FABULOUS KANGAROOS (w/ Wild Red Berry)
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Rematch from the PPV... picks up where the last one left off, with action galore - the FabKangs bigger and stronger, but the MCMG just one unified blur... Wild Red Berry tries to interfere but gets double-dropkicked for the effort... Berry henchman Bam Bam Bigelow comes out down to the ring to protest, and winds up distracting the ref... allowing FabKang #1 Al Costello to SMASH a Fosters Beer Bottle over Chris Sabin's head! KO! Uh oh! The referee is just about to count the pinfall... when he's pulled out of the ring by "Road Dogg" Jesse James!?!?
Winner (by DQ): FABULOUS KANGAROOS
The New Age Outlaw interference gives the FabKangs the match... but it lets MCMG keep the titles... NAO get in a wild brawl with the FabKangs, clearing them out, before tackling and taking Bam Bam Bigelow out with a double clothesline over the top rope! Outlaws clear the ring and force the bad guys to retreat... and just as the MCMG are gathering their senses, the NAO pounce on them too! Rocker Dropper legdrop to Shelley from Gunn! Spinebuster to Sabian from Road Dogg! Grab the mic for the finish! "Ohhhh u didn't KNOW?!?" the New Age Outlaws want an XPW Remixed tag team title shot!! (big cheers and crowd pleasing, go-home "SUCK IT" segment from the NAO to finish)! Everybody wants a chance at the gold!
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** BACKSTAGE SKIT **
The Champ JOHN CENA steps in to meet XPW President Ed “Strangler” Lewis, unannounced! Lewis tries to be as accommodating as possible but it’s clear John Cena sees the “everyman for himself” mentality in operation here… that’s why he’s chosen a new personal advisor to watch his back behind the scenes - thus finding a permanent place in XPW Remixed for… legendary Boston area promoter PAUL BOWSER… something scandalous is afoot in fantasy wrestling and Cena needs someone to watch his back for sabotage… starting tonight when John Cena has 3 challengers throwing shots at him in the “Gold Assassins” tag match…
John Cena & Paul Bowser join forces!
** Gold Assassins 6-man Tag Team match tonight!! **
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"A Brutal Beat Down"
Backstage footage of emergency personnel and security swarming around a downed wrestler... it's SHEAMUS! He been attacked, bloodied and left for dead! Debris around the locker room indicates a struggle, and a dented (bloody) chair nearby looks like a murder weapon... its looks like somebody got to Sheamus before he had a chance to extract his own revenge!! Was it Mr. Perfect? Lou Thesz? Somebody else??
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"Mr. Perfect explains his actions @ BiB2"
Hennig is referring to the “slap heard round Mash-Up Wrestling”… an incident that occurred backstage AFTER the BiB2 cameras had stopped rolling… after being struck from behind with his own XPW World Championship belt, Lou Thesz awoke - stormed backstage (and after a brief argument with Toots Mondt over what happened ) Lou Thesz found Mr Perfect and SLAPPED him! The wrestling death duel declared!
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"ARRIVING NOW in XPW Remixed..."
Introducing to XPW Remixed...
CARLITO MONTANA!!
After weeks of hype for this new debuting force… we are greeted with another OG XPW surprise (in the same vein as XPW Original Supreme - whoopee)… in this case, it’s XPW Original (and Tony Montana rip-off) CARLITO MONTANA! Moderate boos for this one… IF people even care at all, as most seem disappointed in the grand reveal… Carlito Montana takes the ring for his introductory promo… blah blah blah.. .when all the sudden, he’s interrupted by the frantic sound of a car horn blaring… and an exotic car rolls out on the entrance ramp… OMGeezy is that..!?!? IT IS!!
Introducing to XPW Remixed ALBERTO DEL RIO!!
What a post-BiB2 surprise! Alberto Del Rio makes the smiling, winking entrance and extends his hand to fellow Mexican superstar Carlito Montana… only to have Del Rio’s expression darken at the last moment - his smile dropping in favor of a Cartel leader’s sneer… Carlito Montana senses the shift in alignment but it’s too late… he’s dead on arrival…
Alberto Del Rio dismantles Carlito in a matter of moments, finishing with his devastating Cross Arm Breaker (visibility snapping Montana’s arm at one point)… the message is clear - in XPW Remixed there will be no imposters.
His name is Alberto Del Rio (but you knew that already)… but what you DON’T know, is why he came…
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** BACKSTAGE PROMO **
XPW Remixed World Champion LOU THESZ discussing the Mr. Perfect screwjob @ "BiB2", the "slap heard round Mash-Up Wrestling" and the scandalous new book that's come out detailing the inner workings of Mash-Up Wrestling (as provided by the snitch Jack Pfefer, as recently revealed)... the books title is "Fall Guys"...
LOU THESZ: The book was based in truth, due to Pfefer feeding info to Dan Parker, sports editor of the NY Mirror, and thus to Griffin. Mondt was a major player behind the scenes of the book. The initial effect of the book was devastating to box office. "Mr. Perfect" Curt Henng for example... he was a terrific wrestler and great guy. It was a shame to have him suffer financially to feed egos and private wars. The book told many truths that contradicted other truths. Each of us sees a different picture because we are standing at a different angle. It had little or no effect on my career. But Hennig, that grevious breach of disrespect you displayed towards me at "BiB2"will be repayed in full...
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LOU THESZ, JOHN CENA & ROB VAN DAM
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DEAN AMBROSE, SHANE DOUGLAS & SAMOA JOE
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Main event 6-man "Gold Assassins" tag team match... any challenger who pins or submits a champion automatically gets a title shot against them... if the champs retain they get to pick their own challenger... at first the bad guys work together, but when the stakes get high - individual glory supercedes all... Shane Douglas argues with Samoa Joe... Dean Ambrose disrespects both of them... meanwhile, RVD elevates himself and Thesz/Cena display the friction and tension that has been a constant between them during their entire fantasy wrestling careers... In the end, Samoa Joe finally snaps and attacks his partner Shane Douglas - triggering a wild 3-way brawl between them and John Cena... RVD misses a 5-Star frogsplash attempt off top as Ambrose rolled away - and answered with a vicious spike DDT that nearly impaled RVD... but before Ambrose could get the pin, he was rolled upon from the rear by Thesz (the legal man) and trapped in an STF! Dean Ambrose tapped out!!
Winner(s): Lou Thesz, John Cena & RVD
Lou Thesz gets to pick his challenger. He is a fighting champion with a duel to settle! Sheamus, you'll get your rematch free from outside shenanigans.. but first - LOU THESZ WANTS MR PERFECT ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF XPW TV!! What a huge announcement!
Lou Thesz vs Mr. Perfect for the XPW World Title!
Next XPW TV Episode!
"Give Me Liberty or Death" coming end of July!
** FADE OUT **
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XPW Remixed sayz...
The July PPV Extravaganza!
William Muldoon versus Hakushi Kuro
(if Muldoon loses, Atushi Onita becomes Commissioner)
** Bikini Brawl **
Sunny (1995) versus Annie Social (2010) versus Jessica Darlin (2001)
versus
SABLE (1998)!!
CZWO versus Black Army ("Cage of Death" match)
(for control of the "King of the Death Match" championship)
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