Post by MadStepDad on May 11, 2012 13:31:48 GMT -5
Cut to the in-studio announce team for the evening:
Gordon Solie & Matt Striker
The march to BiB2 continues and the future of XPW Remixed comes closer into focus… on tonight’s very special episode, new GDT Inc partners B&B&B (“Triple B”) Enterprises dress to impress with their vision of XPW Remixed’s future… also in groundbreaking territorial news LOU THESZ has accomplished something no other athlete in company history could when he legitimized the XPW championship into a world title… Thesz’ long time goal has been to be known as a “fighting champion”, and that if that means defending his title outside traditional territory limits - then so be it… this promises to be a VERY hot summer for XPW Remixed… and it all begins (again) at “Baptized in Blood 2”!
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Show starts with an immediate interruption from Samoa Joe… and he’s PISSED… mean, foul-mouthed, shouting promo referencing his (BARELY) loss to Sammartino @ “Scene of the Crime”… score tied, Joe wants to finish it RIGHT NOW! He can beat Bruno, he can make him tap… and he can make the Italian Strongman BLEED too!!!
** Best of 7 Series (Match #5) **
SAMOA JOE versus BRUNO SAMMARTINO
("First Blood Match")
versus
Sammartino charges the ring and goes after Samoa Joe right away… but Joe bails to regroup! Big boos for that move, but he’s smirking and making Bruno’s blood boil even further… so Bruno starts posing and taunting, driving the crowd into a frenzy and infuriating Joe! Joe rolls into the ring, misses a charge and eats a clothesline in return! A brawl begins to ensue… Joe with big right hands to Bruno in the corner... Samoa Joe starts choking Sammartino with his boot… then he starts biting the forehead of Bruno, trying to draw blood… But Bruno counters with a double leg takedown and some ground-and-pound (specifically the point of his elbow, trying to split Joe open)… They scramble on the mat, both men spring to their feet - and Joe hits a wicked flying shoulder tackle that sends Bruno flying to the outside against the ring barricade…. Samoa Joe is so pissed he executes a WILD suicide plancha right over the top rope to the floor on Bruno! “XPW! XPW!” chants for that… Samoa Joe sends Bruno hard into the steel steps... The crowd starts a loud “BRUUUUNOOOO!” chant, but Samoa Joe just smiles and raises his arms in the air… Samoa Joe with a suplex on Sammartino over the end of the entrance ramp… Joe tries to open up Bruno by dragging his head across the ring barricade… but Bruno fights back! Backdrops Joe over the guard rail into the crowd! Both men down… commercial break.
Back from commercial - Samoa Joe grabs a trash can from nearby and bashes Bruno with it… he throws the can inside the ring and rolls Bruno back in after… Samoa Joe with a belly-to-belly suplex on Sammartino… Samoa Joe wedges the trash can in the corner between the top and middle turnbuckle pad... as Bruno is struggling to his feet, Samoa Joe floors him again with a big spinebuster… but Bruno HANGS on and locks in another arm/triangle choke! Same hold Joe tapped out to on the PPV! But this time, Bruno grabs a nearby trash can lid and WHACKS Joe repeatedly on the top of the head as he holds him in place! Now Bruno with right hands to Samoa Joe in the corner… but Joe reverses an Irish Whip (shout out Danno O’Mahoney!) and Sammartino crashes hard into the trash can wedged in the corner… Samoa Joe with a spike DDT on Bruno… Sammartino seems limp, but counters a powerbomb attempt by Samoa Joe with a backdrop… then he picks up a trash can lid and hurls it like a Frisbee right at Joe’s FACE! BLANG!! The referee checks to see if Samoa Joe was busted open, but no blood yet… Bruno goes to scoop Joe off the mat but gets lowblowed! OOOOOOH! Roaring elbow from Joe puts Bruno back in the corner, where he slumps into sitting position… Joe wedges a chair over Bruno’s face in between the buckles – takes a running start – and BLASTS him with a running dropkick! BLAM! Bruno is busted open! Ref calls for the bell! Joe attacks Bruno after the mat, opens the cut wider, before smearing Sammartino’s blood over his chest in a sign of barbaric victory… Joe holds his arms aloft with an evil glare in his eyes as the crowd serenades him with boos… blood is streaming down Bruno’s face now…
Winner: SAMOA JOE
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** “Business Salutation” **
B&B&B Enterprises enter the building and are warmly received… Ed “Strangler” Lewis (President of XPW) assures them the contracts should be finalized by tonight… in the meantime, enjoy your stay as booker and illustrate the vision you have for XPW Remixed in the future… Suddenly - Jon Moxley saunters into the scene to break up the pleasant repartee… similar to his altercation with Foley at WM Axcess, Moxley gets uncomfortably in the space of Bowser, Boggs & Beane - uttering obscure threats under their breath - all with a sarcastic, evil smirk upon his face… Paul Bowser says Triple B has some great ideas for tonight‘s show - and since this is the age of the “Big Three” (GDT Inc, B&B&B, KG/Pierce/Allen, Bosh/LBJ/Wade, etc…) Triple B Enterprises is announcing a star-studded 6 man tag team main event match… three guys who really need their comeuppance (Jon Moxley, Jinder Mahal & Hakushi Kuro) will be teaming up to go against the “Big Three” of XPW Remixed…
”The Celtic Warrior” SHEAMUS!
XPW Boston champion JOHN CENA!
And XPW WORLD Champion LOU THESZ!
A virtual fantasy all-star team! Brought to you for the one and only time by B&B&B Enterprises! 6-man tag team main event TONIGHT!
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"Anarchy Rulez"
Live footage of hype for the “Road to BiB2” tour, including a Make-a-Wish appearance from XPW Remixed superstar Haystacks Calhoun – but something goes horrifyingly wrong, when the autograph signing is interrupted by a rapid banging at the auditorium door… it is none other than the child-molesting (inferred by New Jack) sado-masochist Pogo the Clown with a muthaphuckkin fire axe chopping the door down! Needless to say, children and adults scatter… a stunned (yet resolute) Haystacks Calhoun is left behind – he knocks over the autograph table and stands ready with a pitchfork in his hands! Amidst a sea of screams and fleeing children, the camera is knocked askew into static! It goes without saying this terrible incident nearly brought a lawsuit, and XPW Remixed is no longer allowed to make Make-a-Wish donations!
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Messiah gets his TV entrance (big boos)… explains his weird, bizarre reasons for crucifying Mondo and throwing his lot in with the “Savior of Xtreme”… introduces John Zandig who gets HUGE boos from the West Coast audience… crazy promo from Zandig completely disparaging the West Coast, “Sick” Nick Mondo & XPW Original (Zandig claims HE was the guy who put Rob Black in jail on smut charges)… he’s here in XPW Remixed to make a SACRIFICE! He says he’s the toughest, scariest, most Xtreme SOB in the entire industry… but this bold, brazen statement draws the theme song of… SAMI CALLIHAN? “The New Horror” enters the arena alongside his loyal foot soldiers Thumbtack Jack & Madman Pondo…
JOHN ZANDIG versus THUMBTACK JACK
(Xtreme Rulez)
versus
Sami Callihan meets Zandig head-to-head on the mic and carries the mantle of “Xtreme” upon himself - the “Anti-Christ of Fantasy Wrestling!” Sami Callihan - he offers up his loyal subject Thumbtack Jack into competition… but as we are quick to see - it is a SACRIFICE! Sami Callihan has literally (had Gorilla Monsoon would say) thrown Thumbtack Jack to the wolves here, as the much bigger, stiff, don’t-give-a-fuck John Zandig bodies Thumbtack Jack with an assortment of punishing, glass-assisted suplexes, slams and piledrivers… in the matches dramatic conclusion, Sami Callihan & Madman Pondo come face-to-face with Zandig & Messiah (over Thumbtack Jack’s broken, bloody body)… and grin?!? The maniacs embrace in an act of mutual self accord - Sami Callihan presents the ceremonial cinder block - and Thumbtack Jack is driven mercilessly into it with a bone-crunching tiger driver… the result is academic… the Savior of Xtreme & the “Anti-Christ of Fantasy Wrestling”… CZW! BIG TIME boos from the West Coast audience… anything associated with the East Coast, particularly this very-specific timeline enemy (CZW Original), is met with Xtreme derision from the rowdy audiences…
Winner: JOHN ZANDIG
Postmatch, Sami Callihan gets the show-stealing mic finale where he predicts an apocalypse and declares the new alliance... Xtreme rises in the East... starting at "Baptized in Blood" when CZWO run the Tournament of Death!!! Sami Callihan, John Zandig & MESSIAH have all secured entry! CZWO owns the ToD (Tournament of Death) and are taking it back to the East Coast by any means necessary!!
The audience heat is at near-white hot level when suddenly - to break the tension - Papa Roach’s “Last Resort”! FINALLY! “Sick” Nick Mondo in the house! CZWO prep for action in the middle of the ring, but where is he?? He enters through the surging crowd, strapped like an urban Rambo - or maybe Casey from the TMNT… he answers CZWO on the mic - addresses Messiah’s crooked win over him at “Scene of the Crime” (when a debuting Zandig interfered) and concludes - if they want it, they got it! And the crowd gets it too, cheering wildly as Mondo bursts into action with an assortment of Xtreme weaponry including what appears to be a chainsaw of some kind, and a muthaphuckkin weed whacker! Death becomes you as Mondo finally snaps and returns to what made him “Sick”… Death match ninjitsu - combined with the element of surprise and an Xtreme cache of weaponry - combines to drive all 4 of the evil goons from the ring, with Madman Pondo suffering defensive weed whacker slices to the forearms and Zandig powering through a fluorescent glass tube assault - but falling victim to a swing from Mondo’s electric handsaw that he barely deflects with a steel chair at the last moment (setting off a brief blast of sparks) before diving to the floor for safety… Thumbtack Jack has dragged himself to his feet to stand beside Mondo against the new dark alliance... CZWO on the retreat… Mondo on the mic to close - he is the 4th man in ToD! Win or die! And with that brazen statement, "Sick" Nick Mondo suddenly scoops Thumbtack Jack into a Lifecutter finisher (through a bundle of glass tubes) to a huge pop! Shades of a Stone Cold Stunner circa 1997, Mondo has embraced Xtreme and will use it to drive back the evil invaders!!!
"Sick" Nick Mondo!
John Zandig!
MESSIAH!
Sami Callihan!
"Baptized in Blood" Tournament of DEATH!!
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"The Counter-Offer"
Brief backstage business skit with Mister Mondt and Ed Lewis... XPW VP Toots Mondt has convinced President Lewis to wait and hear the particulars on this new bid before signing off on the contracts... the rival buyer's agent will be here later tonight and is eager to meet with GDT Inc to discuss this... Ed Lewis gives the mystery buyer until the end of the night, but if they don't show - B&B&B get the contract tonight... Ed Lewis exits stage left, and Toots Mondt reaches for his cellphone as we fade out...
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BILLY GUNN versus ALEX RILEY (w/ Missy Hyatt)
versus w/
Diamond Dynasty continue to make a spectacle of themselves – in the spoiled, multi-million dollar Varsity-athlete variety… they are justly OUTRAGED over Road Dogg stealing $25k from them (see XPW TV Episode #42) and react accordingly… in-ring promo with stick work from all 3 men that segues into a New Age Outlaws crowd-pleasing rebuttal and the following “on consignment” challenges… Alex Riley is eager to go first – to continuously prove his worth to his teammates (being the naturally-smaller man) and to defend the “honor” of his girlfriend Missy Hyatt (1990) who didn’t take too kindly to getting MOONED by “Mr Ass” Billy Gunn (or did she??) Good, brisk TV match with just enough “pro wrestling” extra curricular’s to keep it moving… Billy Gunn continues to project that undeniable aura of potential that he exuded in the late 90s (leading to countless singles pushes, IC title reigns and a KotR victory amongst other things) that is expertly contrasted by the 2010’s version of the same wrestling archetype – Alex Riley… supremely athletic, charismatic (arguably) and cocky – both Gunn & Riley string together a believable match that ends with Gunn out-leaping Riley, landing a fameasser, and finishing with another full moon to Hyatt to boot. New Age Outlaws out the gate strong…
Winner: BILLY GUNN
** MATCH SEGUE **
ROAD DOGG versus MATT MORGAN (w/ Buddy Rogers)
versus w/
… but aside from another crowd-pleasing sing along hosted by MC Road Dogg on the mic, that’s where the NAO run ends tonight… in competition, Road Dogg is met head-on by the “Blueprint” Matt Morgan… tearing his own suit off eagerly piece by piece to begin the fight, Morgan is like a buzzsaw cutting through the Dogg with high-impact power moves… Carbon Footprint running boot ends things emphatically for Morgan – with the OG “Nature Boy” Buddy Rogers himself happily buzzing about in victory, puffing his cigar…
Winner: “BLUEPRINT” MATT MORGAN
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
Words from conterfeit XPW champion Shane Douglas & Lizzy Borden... despite his victory at War Game (which he brags about incessantly) he is still PISSED! Nobody is giving him the credit he deserves! This whole B&B&B thing is a JOKE! They won't give Douglas & Borden the time of the day?? Then Shane Douglas is going to do something to make sure EVERYBODY takes notice of him - and his REAL world championship!!
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** BACKSTAGE SKIT **
More horror-movie sounds -another attack is imminent; drawing cameras around a backstage corner in the locker room area… there at the far end of the hall, woman & backstage personnel flee past the camera in terror!… a large masked man can be seen exiting the far locker room on the left, with a crowbar in his hands… he is bare-chested with a black leather mask and leather suit like a dominator – something straight out of a Nicholas Gage 8MM movie or snuff film… cameras catch but a shaky-cam, blurry glimpse of him (like Bigfoot) before he’s gone… cameras run down to catch the aftermath, pan into the (now destroyed) locker room – and find two men hopelessly laid out – THE GRAND WIZARD & KEN PATERA! The Olympic strongman and his manager have been laid to dust, and the locker room wreckage (blood smeared) around them indicates the huge struggle that preceded it… regardless, TGW & Patera are OUT… call the paramedics…
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** Triple B Rule Decree #1 **
Backstage skit with XPW Remixed VP Joseph “Toots” Mondt straining to be nice and put on a fake business-man smile for new potential partner Carl Beane… he welcomes the famed Red Sox commentator into the fold, and introduces the man Mister Mondt was just speaking with – world renowned manager of champions “Wild” Red Berry… gracious introductions abound… they briefly discuss the mysterious attack upon TGW & Patera earlier (Berry adamantly DENIES involvement) and notify the viewer they were scheduled opponents for Berry’s men tonight, but now are left without an opponent (which is fine with them)… but when Berry goes over the top with his long-winded, wordy, nerdy butt-kissing soliloquy, Carl Beane has had enough… the state of XPW Remixed’s tag team division is atrocious (Mondt’s face drops) and Beane blames Berry’s managerial antics and grip upon the belts… he’s smothering all the competition in the division… it’s a shame his original opponents can’t compete tonight, but that doesn’t mean they get the night off… in his classic Red Sox homerun delivery, he announces a homerun opponent for Berry’s NEW Twin Towers TONIGHT! Right now! Berry is suddenly at a loss of words and storms off, Beane winks at a stoic Mister Mondt, and the VP just stares bullet holes through him…
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MOTOR CITY MACHINE GUNS
versus
NEW TWIN TOWERS w/ Wild Red Berry
versus
w/
Wild Red Berry starts segment in the ring, complete indignant, and unleashes a great heel promo – drives the fans (and his tag team stable behind him) into a frenzy with his words… Bam Bam Bigelow & Bull Ramos as a team are reminiscent of a more hardcore version of the original Million Dollar Corporation (feat. Bam Bam & Tatanka), with a twist of mid-90s ECW attitude (flipping off the fans and nearly inciting a riot)… his tag team champion Fabulous Kangaroos get time to put themselves over on the mic, before settling into guest commentary duty alongside Solie & Stiriker (where their obnoxious Australian accent, and fake love for all things Americana shines beautifully)… thankfully, the managers rant is answered by machine gun fire – enter ALEX SHELLEY & CHRIS SABIN! They don’t even give the bad guys time to get their bearings… lighting fast synchronization, deadly striking barrages, and creative double team moves astound the fans and dazzle the NEW Twin Towers! Bam Bam runs into Berry, knocking him off the apron! Bam Bam & Ramos run into each other! Double missile dropkick ejects Bam Bam! Series of double-team moves drops Ramos to his knees where the huge man becomes pickings for a concussive series of match-ending strikes! 1!.. 2!.. 3! The Guns earn the victory and run into the crowds embrace to avoid the angry leviathans… with the FabKangs in the ring helping Berry regroup, the Guns get a mic to retort – show stealing sassiness from both that concludes with a challenge and a dare for the Tag team titles @ “BiB2”! The fans want! Carl Beane makes his final cameo to approve the call! Fans go wild! Berry goes crazy! It’s going down at “BiB2”!!
Winners: MOTOR CITY MACHINE GUNS
MCMG vs FabKangs for the XPW Tag Titles!
Only @ "BiB2"!!
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"King of the Jungle"
XPW Remixed commissioner “Real Deal” Damien Steele enters in exaggerated-injury mode; remains of his PPV battle @ “Scene of the Crime” (where he was taped to a table by Sid and balcony dived by New Jack)… he has Jasmin St Claire & a wave of riot-gear ready security with him… obnoxious woe is me promo draws heat, he refreshes us on his attack, and calls out Sid for his transgressions at the PPV… crowd chants his name and he arrives… SID… with KotDM title hanging in his hand like one would carry a dead cat…
Steele (mic in one hand, crutch in the other) goes off on an egotistical power trip rant and totally & legally denies Sid his KotDM “victory” @ “Scene of the Crime”… Damien Steele is demanding the title BACK – and as XPW Remixed commissioner, if Sid lays a hand on him he will be FIRED! Steele calls himself the "king of the jungle"... Slow burn hesitation from Sid, ratcheting up the crowd heat… he stares at the KotDM belt - hands it over to Steele (HUGE boos) and solemnly walks out of the building... Steele of course, is beside himself with glee (and drunk with power) when suddenly – we are interrupted by Triple B Enterprises theme song! Enter legendary promoter (making his Mash-Up Wrestling debut) PAUL BOWSER!
** “Triple B Rule Decree #2 **
XPW Remixed is an absolute zoo – madness… the inmates run the asylum, and Paul Bowser thinks the company needs more order to the anarchy in order to succeed… this order starts all the way at the top, in upper management… therefore as Paul Bowsers order of business tonight he is officially VACATING the KotDM title (giving it the props it earned with men like Nick Gage defended it)… now, the winner of the prestigious ToD at BiB2 not only earns that blood-stained honor – he will also be crowned new KotDM champion! A true fighting champion! Crowd loves that! Steele hates it! He duels Bowser on the mic, arrogantly and obnoxiously… but Bowser is ready with an easy smile and a final proclamation… fantasy wrestling is driven by the fans – and after a brief call and response routine with the live crowd (in which Bowser’s questions are cheered and Steele’s desperate rebuttals are soundly booed) Paul Bowser is given the fan incentive to book a PPV competition for Damien Steele… a match in which the office of XPW Remixed Commissioner will be on the line… Paul Bowser (and the fans) choice for Steele’s opponent, and next potential Commissioner? A man with knowledge, integrity and experience… how about (cue “Olympus” by Raekwon)…
”THE SOLID MAN” WILLIAM MULDOON!!
Steele is outraged! Fans rejoice! Muldoon strides out upon the entrance ramp to shake Bowsers hand and pose for the crowd! Final parting shot from Muldoon to Steele on the mic! There’s gonna be a NEW sheriff in town, post BiB2! And his name is the “Solid Man”! CHEERS!
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”The Color Green”
Sick video recap of the entire (Real) Kings of Wrestling rise - reign with Jessica Darlin - reaching iconic status in fantasy wrestling - and finally, the dissension (and losing streak) as of late… throughout the video highlight there is an undercurrent of redemption, promising greater things on the horizon should the stars realign correctly… in-arena, “Universal Hearthrob” Austin Idol enters first… he addresses the dissension on the mic, says he told Jessica to stay home because this is man business, and his calling out his tag team partner Phil “Gunner” Shatter to iron out their differences right now… soon enough Phil “Gunner” Shatter gets his entrance, looking more intense than usual… Idol gives him the pep talk on the mic, but it’s dotted with enough egotistical self-delusion from Idol that it comes off very transparent and condescending (and humorous, in a “Rocky Maivia in the NOD” kind of way)… Gunner gets a few moments on the mic to soak it all in and return the self-indulgent “gratitude” to his partner Austin Idol… all is good in the ranks… but just like Rockers on the Barber Shop something is clearly amiss - and with Austin Idol’s heads in the clouds, grinning and preening for the audiences - Gunner ends the (Real) Kings forever… blind shot from the rear! Beat down on Idol from Gunner! F5 onto a steel chair! Tear up the ring mats up outside, exposing concrete! But before Gunner can DDT his former partner’s skull into the cement - Jessica Darlin runs out! She’s pleading and begging with Gunner to lay off… and he does, dropping Idol’s unconscious body to approach Darlin… where he GRABS her by her hair - screams and SPITS in her face - before SHOVING her down flat on her ass! She’s nearly in tears! Gunner bursts into sick laughter! And finishes the job on Austin Idol! SPIKE DDT ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR! Austin Idol is out! Stretcher job for him, as security keeps Gunner away… he soaks up his now clearly-defined heel heat as Jessica Darlin weeps and sobs dramatically…
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** Triple B Rule Decree #3 **
FOCUS magnate David Otunga (Lawyer suit-style) and the beautiful GG have stopped Logan Boggs in the hallway for conversation… Otunga is of course bigging himself up, mentioning TV champion Gorgeous George multiple times and embracing his inner relationship with GDT Inc… he can of course counsel Logan Boggs, and has a litany of ratings and TV based stats to back FOCUS prime selling… but Boggs wants nothing to do with it… he yawns off Otunga’s attempts to “bore” him, and discusses his own ideas of “branding” in fantasy wrestling… and with that makes a decree… because everybody is supposedly so eager to see Otunga & FOCUS, then tonight – let ‘em have it… Otunga & Gorgeous George in a tag match – against RUCKUS & MIL MASCARAS! And oh yeah – whoever wins the fall for that team will become the NEW XPW TELEVISION CHAMPION! (cheeeers!!!) With that decree, Logan Boggs removes a baseball hat from his back pocket – slaps it on his head – and flaunts the logo in Otunga’s stunned, annoyed face – BLKOUT! Focus on THAT, brother! Logan Boggs struts out of the scene, leaving Otunga shaking his head in disgust and amazement… then Gorgeous George stomps into the scene (loud Hawaiin shirt and sunglasses), revealing he was just hiding behind the potting plant making sure Otunga put him over enough in the conversation, and he’s pissed! They humorously jaw amongst themselves in mock heelish indignation as cameras fade out.
David Otunga & Gorgeous George vs Ruckus & Mil Mascaras!
If Ruckus or Mascaras win the bout they become new XPW TV Champion!
**TONIGHT!!**
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
Ruckus is smoking backstage in the locker room when he's approached by Sabian & Michael Tarver... they have some words of "congratulations" for him (being the "chosen" one and "favorite house n****" amongst other things) that are borderline sarcastic and insulting... are Sabian & Tarver jealous of Ruckus?? Regardless, he just laughs them off good-naturedly - accepts their well wishes - and exits to ready for his match... Sabian & Tarver just exchange glances and watch him go silently... secretly they brood...
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** XPW Television Championship**
DAVID OTUNGA & GORGEOUS GEORGE (w/ GG)
versus
RUCKUS & MIL MASCARAS
w/
versus
Tag team gold - with the shenanigans and antics of Gorgeous George & Otunga being expertly contrasted by the serious skill of Ruckus & Mil… the FOCUS team is no match for the high-flying generational one-time team of Mascaras & Ruck, but soon individual greed and glory sets in - and the true weight of the match becomes apparent… Ruckus & Mascaras were willing to work together - but only one can win… so in the end, the dissension between Ruckus & Mil becomes too much - a miscommunication ensues - and Gorgeous George gets a roll-up (with a hand on the trunks) on Ruckus! Unbelievable! Gorgeous George & Otunga maintain focus!! Meanwhile Ruckus & Mascaras get into a shoving and shouting match after the bell that requires referees and security to seperate.
Winner (and STILL XPW Television champion): GORGEOUS GEORGE
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
Lou Thesz is being interviewed about his newly-recognized World Title status, and he gives a stern, professional promo on the value and importance of his training and ideals - and how he vows to be a fighting champion... but this statement brings his tag team partner (for the evening) SHEAMUS into the picture! The smirking, swaggering Sheamus interjects with some good 'ol Irish tales that prove in a metaphorical way that Sheamus is eager to test Thesz' "fighting champion" words out personally... but THIS subliminal challenge draws another man onto the scene - XPW Boston champion JOHN CENA! He puts over Thesz accomplishment, but also reiterates the hell he suffered through for the sake of the XPW Boston title - and the "spirit of competition"... a tense 3 way standoff between all three men ensues, before Sheamus jovially breaks the tension - and Thesz gets everybody focused on the immediate task at hand (the 6 man tag tonight)... but the point is clear - everybody is gunning for the XPW WORLD championship!!
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** “Baptized in Blood Multi-Tag **
LOU THESZ, JOHN CENA & SHEAMUS
Versus
JINDER MAHAL, HAKUSHI KURO & JON MOXLEY
versus
Spans two commercial breaks... Thesz/Cena/Sheamus are a legendary union and are treated as such on commentary by Solie & Striker... the bad guys draw massive heat... an already (and still) wounded Cena (see "Scene of the Crime") plays face in peril for the most part, while the bad guys dissect him and taunt the others.. Sheamus & Thesz argue a little over the hot tag, and the minor dissension allows Jon Moxley to take over on the Irishman... a donnybrook breaks out in the end that becomes increasingly hard to control... a referee accidentally gets Brogue kicked by Sheamus! Now Moxley has broken out the steel chairs! All hell is breaking loose! The bell begins to toll frantically, indicating a no-finish. Refs & officials storm the ring to no avail! Moxley takes them out with a chair! Lou Thesz & Sheamus are left alone in the ring arguing viciously amongst each other! Neither will back down from the other! But when Jinder Mahal tries to creep up on them with a chair, they both unite to destroy him with double-teams and eject him over the top rope! Then they continue to argue, escalating to pushes and shoves! Sheamus is pointing at the belt Thesz is holding in his face! Sheamus wants the XPW World title!
Winners: NONE (no finish)
Suddenly - SHANE DOUGLAS makes the run-in! He uses his counterfeit XPW title to BLAST John Cena in the head with, opening up a torrent of blood! Shane Douglas stomps down Cena while his manager Lizzy Borden cheers approvingly! Doulgas has made his statement - layed out Cena - and then smeared the champs blood along the XPW Title, giving it a gory golden faceplate! Shane Douglas rises up over Cena with the bloody belt!
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"Show-Closing Finale"
Ed Lewis backstage with B&B&B celebrating the great episode... they are about to pass off the paperwork, when Toots Mondt finally enters the room with a dour expression on his face... the mystery buyers agent has arrived... enter...
JACK PFEFER!
The evil conman has returned from exile! But as Ed Lewis is quick to remind him, he was BANNED from XPW Remixed! Therefore he can no longer legally stake any claim to business affairs! BUT Jack Pfefer has a legal retort (imagine a sleazy, NY Jim Cornette meets Paul Heyman kind of business man)... he is only the front man and advisor to the new potential buyers - NOT an owner - therefore can continue to advise the new owners without legal recourse...
Well, this is quite a conundrum... both potential buyers (B&B&B and now Pfefer's org) have put together quite the package... and this being fantasy pro wrestling, there really is only one solution - and Paul Bowser offers it up... athletic competition. In the spirit of competition allow B&B&B to put together a team of 5 to combat the other buyers team of 5... at "BiB2"... a 10-man Survivor Series match... winning team gets the right to purchase the 3rd stake in GDT Inc (parent company of XPW Remixed)! Ed Lewis the sportsman loves this idea... Toots Mondt the gambler loves this idea as well... and so does Jack Pfefer as well, but he has one final caveat...
Since Ed Lewis has agreed to give B&B&B operating and booking powers for one night (as a sign of good business faith) - then Jack Pfefer's organization is demanding the same courtesy... next week on XPW TV Jack Pfefer reveals his mystery buyer and they will receive full booking autonomy over the show... Mister Mondt agrees this is only fair, and so it's set... meanwhile (Bowser, Boggs & Beane shake everybody's hand) may the best team win at "BiB2"! Pfefer & Mondt give each other a secret wink on the sly...
** FADE OUT **
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XPW Remixed
presents…
BAPTIZED IN BLOOD 2
"Real Deal" Damien Steele vs William Muldoon
(XPW Commissioner office on the line)
** XPW Tag Team titles **
Fabulous Kangaroos (w/ Wild Red Berry) vs Motor City Machine Guns
** Tournament of DEATH **
Feat: "Sick" Nick Mondo, Messiah, John Zandig, Sami Callihan and MORE!
Team B&B&B versus Pfefer's Army
(Control of XPW Remixed)
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