Post by MadStepDad on Apr 1, 2012 9:28:17 GMT -5
Cut to the in-studio announce team for the evening:
Gordon Solie & Matt Striker
XPW Remixed‘s return to Los Angeles with ”Night of Champions II” was a rousing success! Reigning champions retained and new leaders were forged in the fire of success! Now - with the road of championship gold behind us we embark upon the latest saga in XPW Remixed… where in Ventura California… we return to the…
SCENE of the CRIME!
TONIGHT - 4 men face off in a “Race To The Gold” tournament to crown the new #1 contender to the XPW Championship at “Scene of the Crime”! Plus - Mildred Burke vs. Chyna in their long awaited rematch, with the stipulation that if Mildred Burke wins she’ll get a title shot! And in the main event - new Boston champion John Cena tangles with Mil Mascaras ONE MORE TIME to settle their differences and determine the real XPW Boston Champion ONCE AND FOR ALL! Let’s get right to the action!!
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”A GORGEOUS TELEVISION CHAMPION”
Show opens with the magnificent Television entrance of “FOCUS”… written & directed by David Otunga (2014)… featuring the beautiful GG… and starring the XPW Television champion of the UNIVERSE… GORGEOUS GEORGE WAGNER (1950)!! Vain, championship-crowning ceremony MC’d by Otunga and valeted by GG… Gorgeous George preens for the crowd, makes the crowd recite his “pledge” over the house mic, before tossing out Golden Bobbi-pins to the adoring (*snicker *) masses… he’s elevating himself beyond Bob Hope, Ryan Seacrest and even the Jersey Shore as THE greatest thing on Television… the “toast of the coast”, et… finally we’re interrupted by the strains of “AWWWEEESOOOOOOME” blaring through the house speakers… enter former TV Champion THE MIZ!
THE MIZ: It’s funny. (polite golf clap) Thank you very much for saying that we’re very good interviews. It’s funny because we’re live. We’re in your face. We only get one take to do it right. If we mess up or do anything wrong, it’s literally like well, I guess that’s the way it’s going to happen. So you HAVE to be good. You HAVE to be on at all times. Back when I was on The Real World, I was doing motivational speeches to colleges, even though I didn’t graduate college. They would still bring me in because Real World is so much like college. You’re taken from wherever you live and you go live somewhere else with new roommates and new environments. It’s so much like college is so colleges used to pay me to come to their schools and motivate their students to do something with their life. That helped a lot… but coming into XPW Remixed and literally going out there and cutting promos left and right and literally knowing that you had to be on, and you don’t want to look stupid, even though half the time you do look stupid. Come on George, I’ve rapped before! I’m not a rapper but I rapped on national television. It’s insane… but not as crazy as you stealing my belt and then calling yourself a “champion”!!
This outrages the FOCUS committee, but before a frazzled Gorgeous George can even dignify Miz with a response… we are interrupted by another entrance theme song… enter SHANE DOUGLAS & LIZZY BORDEN (!?!?)
A cocky Douglas & Borden are on the mic to congratulate themselves on their own victory last night – and rub in Miz’s loss further (announcers remind you of Miz’s quick, humiliating 18-second defeat of Douglas on XPW TV)… all that talk of “real” championship belts… who’s the REAL champion now???
SHANE DOUGLAS: I began to realize that what they were doing, in business vernacular, was using the old talent to give the rub to the new talent. I think Miz missed the lesson. Undertaker has been there for approaching 20 years; Shawn Michaels has been there for a very long time. I think their company has proven that a piece of talent if used properly and written the right way and pushed the right way can have a very long shelf life, and it doesn’t necessitate that because The Undertaker is 40 years old now, we have to move him to the back burner and push this kid on top of him. I think that their feeling was, we’ll have this kid come in and beat Sandman, and that will make him a bigger star than Sandman. It certainly could have been done over the long haul, but I don’t think they had to just give the fans a brief glimpse of The Sandman or Tommy Dreamer and then just shove them aside. There’s a reason that the fans even today chant ”XPW!”. It wasn’t a gimmick and it certainly wasn’t a flash in the pan considering that we lasted nearly a decade. But you, Miz? Definition of “flash in the pan!”
As the tension rises we are saved from a burst of physicality by the entrance of XPW Remixed President ED “STRANGLER” LEWIS… he has a few announcements for this evening and the future…
** XPW Remixed presents “SCENE of the CRIME”… coming from an undisclosed location in Ventura CA in late May…
** Much like the “Cold Day In Hell” fantasy reunion tour sponsored by XPW last year… there will be a HUGE 10-man WAR GAMES match on the card! And SHANE DOUGLAS & THE MIZ have been named opposing team captains! They will be responsible for picking their 5-person teams over the next month… (Miz & Shane share a tense stare down)…
** But first – MIZ gets his TV Title rematch against Gorgeous George Wagner TONIGHT! Now Miz’s facial expression turns to one of smug content, while Gorgeous George & Otunga nearly go ballistic with rage in the ring! Meanwhile Shane Douglas & Lizzy Borden caress their counterfeit XPW Championship belt as everybody eyes each other warily…
MIZ: It does impact because Gorgeous George is in that match and any time George and myself get in a match together, it’s going to be chaos. You never know what’s going to happen because David Otunga isn’t too happy with me right now… and neither is Shane Douglas because I basically beat him for his fake championship already! People are still calling you a paper champion, that don’t deserve the championship… but the fact is I’m going to prove that at Sunday’s Pay Per View when I enter as THREE TIME Television champion and beat him in the War Games match!!
** War Games @ “Scene of the Crime”! (with opposing teams lead by Miz & Shane Douglas)! **
** XPW Television defense TONIGHT!! **
This is XPW Remixed, muthaphuckkers!!
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** BACKSTAGE SKIT **
Inside the (Real) Kings of Wrestling locker room, the former tag team champions are having it out verbally… Gunner is yelling at Jessica Darlin for being a “mindless tramp and distraction”… Austin Idol is chauvinistically “defending” their valets honor… while both Gunner & Austin Idol argue amongst themselves over Austin Idol getting a shot at the championship tonight in the “Race to the Gold” tourney… but Austin Idol is quick (and arrogant) to remind his partner Gunner that HE wasn’t the one who got pinned at “Night of Champions II”! Gunner was! This just steams Gunner even further, as Idol wraps Jessica Darlin around his arm and saunters out of the scene to get ready for his match… fade out on Phil “Gunner” Shatter’s angry face, contorted with intensity…
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** #1 Contender Semi-Finals Match **
SHEAMUS (2012) versus AUSTIN IDOL w/ Jessica Darlin
versus w/
Stiff, strongman-style match-up… both men have their shit-kickers on tonight for this slobber knocker… Austin Idol (w/ Jessica Darlin) brings the pizzazz, sass & color… Sheamus the raw physical intensity… in the end Jessica Darlin is a distraction to nobody but some lucky ringside fans… Sheamus reverses a piledriver attempt – and winds up running Austin Idol over with a devastating Brogue Kick for the finish… post match, backstage correspondent MSD catches Sheamus in the aisle for a quick postmatch promo – he puts over his disappointment in losing the MitB match @ “NoCII”… and says he won’t take this second chance for granted… and Jon Moxley better stay out of his way too! Sheamus = next XPW Champion!!
Winner: SHEAMUS
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** #1 Contender Semi-Finals Match **
”SICK” NICK MONDO (2002) versus
THUMBTACK JACK (2010)
versus w/
Sami Callihan was scheduled to compete in this match tonight - but pulled out due to his miraculous Money-in-the-Bank victory at “Night of Champions II’… instead, he lobbied for his henchmen Thumbtack Jack to be included over more luminary and deserving individuals (Messiah, for one, is very upset over the slight)… “Sick” Nick Mondo continues to get huge pops from the crowd as he seeks redemption through his “Best of the Best” victory… he and Jack engage in a tight, Indy match with Sami Callihan stalking ringside and causing a ruckus (treating his MitB briefcase like absolute shit - smashing it everywhere, stomping on it and spitting at it)… announcers discuss the tense relationship between Mondo & Messiah… are they allies? Or enemies? And how will Messiah react to the slight of not being included in the “Race for Gold” challenge tonight? After getting his ass whooped, Thumbtack Jack tries to bring in the chairs but Mondo disarms him and takes him out with a good-old fashioned arm breaker… in the end, Sami Callihan misses the swing of his briefcase - clonking Jack in the head by mistake - and allowing Mondo to hit a “Lifecutter” for the finish! “Sick” Nick Mondo is once again one step away from a championship match! Meanwhile, Sami Callihan abuses and berated Thumbtack Jack on the way back to the locker room - blaming him entirely for the loss…
Winner: “SICK” NICK MONDO
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
MSD is with a very angry Jinder Mahal for an interview... Jinder Mahal of course, is the disadvantaged foreigner being taken advantage of by racist politics... etc... as the result of his settled racial discrimination lawsuit, however, Jinder Mahal has had the "Race to the Gold" competition tonight changed to offer more "favorable conditions"... Mahal has received a first round BYE and will compete in the tournament finals TONIGHT! That's right... it will be Sheamus vs "Sick" Nick Mondo... versus JINDER MAHAL in a Triple Threat match to determine the #1 contender!
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"Diamonds... R 4 GIRLS!"
We start with what appears to be the magnificent entrance of Diamond Dynasty (complete with pyro, laser-light show and “Diamonds from Sierra Leone” instrumental… but it’s really XPW Remixed’s newest tag team sensation the NEW AGE OUTLAWS! And theyre running a classic DX-style parody… some cheap, saggy-boobed hooker leads the pack portraying “Missy Hyatt”… some big stiff with a big silly hand-drawn mock tattoo on his back acting like Matt Morgan… and Road Dogg Jesse James dressed in a suit (with a pompadour wig) like “Nature Boy” Buddy Rogers - and Billy Gunn dressed like Varsity football reject Alex Riley! Crowd loves it - the two do their little shtick - mocking the Dynasty, making them sound like entitled poseurs and chumps - before ripping off the garb and representing NAO style… they want the Dynasty in a match! And if you’re not down with that, they got two words for ya!!!
“SUCK IT!!”
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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CHYNA (w/ Lizzy Borden)
versus
MILDRED BURKE
w/
versus
Video recap of Chyna's debut into their feud, and the horrible depravity Chyna revels in... they hope to drag Burke down to their level... Chyna outmuscles and pounds Burke about, and aside from a few hope spots (usually surprise submission attempts), Chyna has the match in full control... she even finishes with a devastating piledriver that leaves Burke unmoving... but before Chyna can go for the pin - Borden demands she hit ANOTHER piledriver... so Chyna obliges, but at the last minute Burke reverses, and hits a triangle choke! It's air tight! Chyna's about to tap so Borden just rushes the ring to break the hold... instant DQ! Now Burke & Chyna just beat the hell out of Burke... until Shane Douglas arrives (?!?)
Winner (by DQ): MILDRED BURKE
He looks conflicted as he enters the ring to break up the brawl - he actually STOPS Chyna from hitting another piledriver on Burke... is Shane having a change of heart?? Crowd seems receptive to it... but it's just a swerve! Shane Douglas stops them from stomping on Burke so HE can stomp her out! Now the crowd heat is NUCLEAR as an evil, smirking Shane Douglas pulverizes Burke and finishes with a belly-to-belly suplex that leaves her unmoving in the ring... then Shane Douglas straddles her body so he's right in her face... holds up his unofficial XPW championship belt and taunts her... you wanted a title shot? Bitch YOU GOT ONE! Next week - SHANE DOUGLAS versus MILDRED BURKE for the (unofficial) XPW Championship! This is sick!! Is this even legal?!? Abrupt cut as Shane, Lizzy & Chyna hold their arms aloft over Burke's body...
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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** XPW Television Title **
THE MIZ versus GORGEOUS GEORGE ©
II
versus w/ &
Back from break and Miz is already in the ring - during commercial he came down to clear the ring and aid paramedics in tending to Burke... he has some harsh words for Shane Douglas - before he's cut off on the mic by David Otunga - who introduces FOCUS in a lavish entrance ceremony... this is a continuation of their match at "NoC" with Otunga sending out live tweets during it and Miz hijacking a video camera to close-up on GG's ass (which drives the fans wild but pisses Gorgeous George off)... in the end Miz has things well in hand, until distraction allows David Otunga to BASH Miz with the television camera... Gorgeous George hits another insulting "Skull Crushing Finale" on MIZ to seal the deal... Postmatch, Focus celebrate while an angry Miz sells the camera shot... and Douglas and crew show up on the ring entrance ramp to smirk, make fun of Miz and hold his championship aloft as if to say "I'm better than you"...
Winner (and STILL Television Champion): GORGEOUS GEORGE (1950)
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** #1 Contender Match **
”SICK” NICK MONDO vs JINDER MAHAL vs SHEAMUS
vs vs
Main event TV entrances for all 3 men… XPW Champion LOU THESZ introduced last to assume guest commentary duties alongside Solie & Striker… Mondo & Sheamus team up to take out Jinder, before attacking each other… Sheamus tosses the much skinnier Mondo about in a series of hellacious bumps that only “Sick” Nick Mondo could pull off.. But he never dies or gives up… Mahal takes over with some cheating as Thesz goes off on him on commentary… Sheamus eats a superplex from Mahal at the same time Mondo is sailing off the top rope with a leg drop to Sheamus’ throat… he rolls from the ring and Mondo & Mahal go at it… as Sheamus is about to roll into the ring however… suddenly a “FAN” from the barricade SPITS BEER in Sheamus face! Oooo the disrespect! Sheamus is pissed! Wait a minute, that’s no fan… that’s JON MOXLEY! And he smirks at Sheamus and gives him the middle finger! SNAP! Sheamus takes off over the barricade into the fans to tackle Moxley and begin a wild brawl!!! With the crowds attention turned, the referee distracted - even the announcers focusing on the commotion - nobody notices the man in black slipping to ringside until it’s too late… out of nowhere - the MESSIAH turns up and KILLS MONDO WITH AN UNPROTECTED CHAIR SHOT TO THE HEAD!!! WTF?? Even the announcers are incredulous over the act! But it allows Jinder Mahal to lock in a Camel Clutch on Mondo in the center of the ring! Mondo can’t escape and is barely conscious… his arm drops 3 times! Jinder Mahal has DONE IT! He’s the new #1 contender! Thesz rises to his feet on commentary to meet Jinder Mahal’s evil glare.. The two men have a staredown as cameras linger on Messiah’s satisfied face… meanwhile Sheamus & Moxley have brawled all the way backstage…
Winner (and #1 Contender): JINDER MAHAL
XPW Champion Lou Thesz is ready to defend his crown against Jinder Mahal (2014).
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
Smug, defiant words from Joe after his victory over Bruno Sammartino at "NoCII"... but Joe isn't done yet... he still has something to prove and that's why - with the score tied 1 to 1 between them - Joe wants a rubber match NEXT XPW TV EPISODE! Samoe Joe vs Sammartino III! Epic level! But will Bruno accept??
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MSD is with Bruno right away to get his reaction - he is justifiably upset over the loss and accepts the challenge - but ups the ante considerably... 3 matches?... that's childs play... in Bruno's day men engaged in series of matches... that's why Bruno is accepting Joe's challenge... but upping it to a "BEST of SEVEN" series! Oh my, the Best of 7 is back! Used only in deadly cases in which opponents blood lust is so great that one match can't settle their differences! Bruno vs Joe "BEST OUT OF 7" series! With Match #3 on the NEXT EPISODE OF XPW TV! Oh my this is a landmark announcement!!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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** XPW Boston Championship **
JOHN CENA © versus MIL MASCARAS
vs
Bell tolls, and we get the slow walk across the ring from both men into the dramatic staredown… Mascaras puts his hands on his hips and puffs his chest out in a trademark pose… that is answered by Cena’s “you can’t see me” hand gesture right in his face! Pissed! Both men aggressively lock up to start… They run the ropes and Cena takes Mil down with a shoulder… but on the rebound a second time, Mascaras counters a running Cena with a rolling Boston Crab! Cena breaks the hold and rolls to the floor to regroup… Mascaras beats Cena around the ring with punches and chops… They come back in but Cena goes on the offense and pounds Mascaras out… Cena buries Mascaras in the buckles with shoulder thrusts, and then suplexes him for a 2 count… Mascaras gets up but Cena knocks him back down for another 2 count.. Cena with a waistlock from behind, but Mascaras fights free with elbows… but the last one misses – and Mascaras spins around into John’s spinning sitout slam… another 2 count! Cena sets up for the 5 knuckle shuffle, but gets dropkicked by Mascaras over the top rope before he can complete it! Cena lands hard on the back of his head… both men down as we hit commercial break…
Back from commercial and the two men are trading shots in the center of the ring… Mil ducks a clothesline and takes Cena down with a picture-perfect flying forearm and a head-scissor takedown… “Let’s Go Cena!” versus “Cena Sucks!” chants now… Mascaras comes off the second rope with a high cross-body block and goes for a pin attempt… Mascaras starts chopping away, but Cena hits a belly to belly suplex to end that rally… Cena scoops Mascaras up in bodyslam position, but Mil counters with a tornado DDT… Mascaras climbs back up to the top but Cena runs up and stops him… Cena superplexes Mascaras off the top and… slowly… drags himself over for the cover… but only 2! So Cena twists Mascaras into an STFU! But Mascaras rolls through immediately and gets to the ropes… Cena rolls Mascaras up for a 2 count… Mascaras then gets a roll-up for two… Cena to his feet up and charges but Mascaras applies an armbreaker submission! Cena rolls out of the hold and hoists Mascaras into FU position… but he slips out into a waistlock behind Cena… John powers out of the grip and hurls Mascaras towards the turnbuckles with an Irish Whip… but Mil jumps UP on the top turnbuckle and twists his body in mid-air to strike at Cena with a cross body block! But in an AMAZING display of superhuman strength – Cena CATCHES the heavyweight Mascaras in mid-air and hoists him up on his shoulders into FU position! And he finally HITS his finisher! John plants Mascaras in the center of the ring with a heavy-duty Attitude Adjustment and gets the pin! 1!.. 2!.. 3! Cena retains!
Winner (and STILL XPW Boston Champion): JOHN CENA
Postmatch - we have a disturbance on the ramp – as none other than HAKUSHI KURO is making his way to ringside!! Cena & Mascaras don’t see him coming – they’re still selling the magnitude of their match… now Hakushi’s up on the ring apron! Cena spins around just in time to see Hakushi… who attempts to BLAST Cena in the face with Green Mist! But Cena DUCKS the spray and it winds up catching Mil Mascaras right in the face!!! But… Mil just no-sells it and shakes his head! He’s wearing a mask, therefore unaffected! Cena smirks cruelly as his eyes dial in on Hakushi… it looks like Cena and Mil are finally on the same page after all… Cena grabs Hakushi and slingshots him over the rope into the ring where both Cena and Mascaras take him out with a combination of crowd-pleasing double-teams and finishing moves – uniting completely in their destruction of the traitor Hakushi Kuro! With the fans going wild, and Hakushi Kuro destroyed… Cena and Mascaras have one more tense staredown –culminating in the handshake of mutual respect! They embrace to cheers! Even “The Solid Man” William Muldoon has to come down to the ring and congratulate both men! And in the final sign of deep respect, Mil Mascaras presents Cena with his OWN gift mask! Juan Cena lives!!
** FADE OUT **
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XPW Remixed presents...
"SCENE of the CRIME"
** XPW Championship **
Lou Thesz © vs Jinder Mahal
** WAR GAMES MATCH **
Captains Shane Doulgas vs The MIZ
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CREDITS:
SHANE DOUGLAS: Baltimore Sun Interview
MIZ: CraveOnline Interview (December 19, 2010)
versus w/
Sami Callihan was scheduled to compete in this match tonight - but pulled out due to his miraculous Money-in-the-Bank victory at “Night of Champions II’… instead, he lobbied for his henchmen Thumbtack Jack to be included over more luminary and deserving individuals (Messiah, for one, is very upset over the slight)… “Sick” Nick Mondo continues to get huge pops from the crowd as he seeks redemption through his “Best of the Best” victory… he and Jack engage in a tight, Indy match with Sami Callihan stalking ringside and causing a ruckus (treating his MitB briefcase like absolute shit - smashing it everywhere, stomping on it and spitting at it)… announcers discuss the tense relationship between Mondo & Messiah… are they allies? Or enemies? And how will Messiah react to the slight of not being included in the “Race for Gold” challenge tonight? After getting his ass whooped, Thumbtack Jack tries to bring in the chairs but Mondo disarms him and takes him out with a good-old fashioned arm breaker… in the end, Sami Callihan misses the swing of his briefcase - clonking Jack in the head by mistake - and allowing Mondo to hit a “Lifecutter” for the finish! “Sick” Nick Mondo is once again one step away from a championship match! Meanwhile, Sami Callihan abuses and berated Thumbtack Jack on the way back to the locker room - blaming him entirely for the loss…
Winner: “SICK” NICK MONDO
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
MSD is with a very angry Jinder Mahal for an interview... Jinder Mahal of course, is the disadvantaged foreigner being taken advantage of by racist politics... etc... as the result of his settled racial discrimination lawsuit, however, Jinder Mahal has had the "Race to the Gold" competition tonight changed to offer more "favorable conditions"... Mahal has received a first round BYE and will compete in the tournament finals TONIGHT! That's right... it will be Sheamus vs "Sick" Nick Mondo... versus JINDER MAHAL in a Triple Threat match to determine the #1 contender!
** CUT **
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"Diamonds... R 4 GIRLS!"
We start with what appears to be the magnificent entrance of Diamond Dynasty (complete with pyro, laser-light show and “Diamonds from Sierra Leone” instrumental… but it’s really XPW Remixed’s newest tag team sensation the NEW AGE OUTLAWS! And theyre running a classic DX-style parody… some cheap, saggy-boobed hooker leads the pack portraying “Missy Hyatt”… some big stiff with a big silly hand-drawn mock tattoo on his back acting like Matt Morgan… and Road Dogg Jesse James dressed in a suit (with a pompadour wig) like “Nature Boy” Buddy Rogers - and Billy Gunn dressed like Varsity football reject Alex Riley! Crowd loves it - the two do their little shtick - mocking the Dynasty, making them sound like entitled poseurs and chumps - before ripping off the garb and representing NAO style… they want the Dynasty in a match! And if you’re not down with that, they got two words for ya!!!
“SUCK IT!!”
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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CHYNA (w/ Lizzy Borden)
versus
MILDRED BURKE
w/
versus
Video recap of Chyna's debut into their feud, and the horrible depravity Chyna revels in... they hope to drag Burke down to their level... Chyna outmuscles and pounds Burke about, and aside from a few hope spots (usually surprise submission attempts), Chyna has the match in full control... she even finishes with a devastating piledriver that leaves Burke unmoving... but before Chyna can go for the pin - Borden demands she hit ANOTHER piledriver... so Chyna obliges, but at the last minute Burke reverses, and hits a triangle choke! It's air tight! Chyna's about to tap so Borden just rushes the ring to break the hold... instant DQ! Now Burke & Chyna just beat the hell out of Burke... until Shane Douglas arrives (?!?)
Winner (by DQ): MILDRED BURKE
He looks conflicted as he enters the ring to break up the brawl - he actually STOPS Chyna from hitting another piledriver on Burke... is Shane having a change of heart?? Crowd seems receptive to it... but it's just a swerve! Shane Douglas stops them from stomping on Burke so HE can stomp her out! Now the crowd heat is NUCLEAR as an evil, smirking Shane Douglas pulverizes Burke and finishes with a belly-to-belly suplex that leaves her unmoving in the ring... then Shane Douglas straddles her body so he's right in her face... holds up his unofficial XPW championship belt and taunts her... you wanted a title shot? Bitch YOU GOT ONE! Next week - SHANE DOUGLAS versus MILDRED BURKE for the (unofficial) XPW Championship! This is sick!! Is this even legal?!? Abrupt cut as Shane, Lizzy & Chyna hold their arms aloft over Burke's body...
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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** XPW Television Title **
THE MIZ versus GORGEOUS GEORGE ©
II
versus w/ &
Back from break and Miz is already in the ring - during commercial he came down to clear the ring and aid paramedics in tending to Burke... he has some harsh words for Shane Douglas - before he's cut off on the mic by David Otunga - who introduces FOCUS in a lavish entrance ceremony... this is a continuation of their match at "NoC" with Otunga sending out live tweets during it and Miz hijacking a video camera to close-up on GG's ass (which drives the fans wild but pisses Gorgeous George off)... in the end Miz has things well in hand, until distraction allows David Otunga to BASH Miz with the television camera... Gorgeous George hits another insulting "Skull Crushing Finale" on MIZ to seal the deal... Postmatch, Focus celebrate while an angry Miz sells the camera shot... and Douglas and crew show up on the ring entrance ramp to smirk, make fun of Miz and hold his championship aloft as if to say "I'm better than you"...
Winner (and STILL Television Champion): GORGEOUS GEORGE (1950)
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** #1 Contender Match **
”SICK” NICK MONDO vs JINDER MAHAL vs SHEAMUS
vs vs
Main event TV entrances for all 3 men… XPW Champion LOU THESZ introduced last to assume guest commentary duties alongside Solie & Striker… Mondo & Sheamus team up to take out Jinder, before attacking each other… Sheamus tosses the much skinnier Mondo about in a series of hellacious bumps that only “Sick” Nick Mondo could pull off.. But he never dies or gives up… Mahal takes over with some cheating as Thesz goes off on him on commentary… Sheamus eats a superplex from Mahal at the same time Mondo is sailing off the top rope with a leg drop to Sheamus’ throat… he rolls from the ring and Mondo & Mahal go at it… as Sheamus is about to roll into the ring however… suddenly a “FAN” from the barricade SPITS BEER in Sheamus face! Oooo the disrespect! Sheamus is pissed! Wait a minute, that’s no fan… that’s JON MOXLEY! And he smirks at Sheamus and gives him the middle finger! SNAP! Sheamus takes off over the barricade into the fans to tackle Moxley and begin a wild brawl!!! With the crowds attention turned, the referee distracted - even the announcers focusing on the commotion - nobody notices the man in black slipping to ringside until it’s too late… out of nowhere - the MESSIAH turns up and KILLS MONDO WITH AN UNPROTECTED CHAIR SHOT TO THE HEAD!!! WTF?? Even the announcers are incredulous over the act! But it allows Jinder Mahal to lock in a Camel Clutch on Mondo in the center of the ring! Mondo can’t escape and is barely conscious… his arm drops 3 times! Jinder Mahal has DONE IT! He’s the new #1 contender! Thesz rises to his feet on commentary to meet Jinder Mahal’s evil glare.. The two men have a staredown as cameras linger on Messiah’s satisfied face… meanwhile Sheamus & Moxley have brawled all the way backstage…
Winner (and #1 Contender): JINDER MAHAL
XPW Champion Lou Thesz is ready to defend his crown against Jinder Mahal (2014).
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
Smug, defiant words from Joe after his victory over Bruno Sammartino at "NoCII"... but Joe isn't done yet... he still has something to prove and that's why - with the score tied 1 to 1 between them - Joe wants a rubber match NEXT XPW TV EPISODE! Samoe Joe vs Sammartino III! Epic level! But will Bruno accept??
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MSD is with Bruno right away to get his reaction - he is justifiably upset over the loss and accepts the challenge - but ups the ante considerably... 3 matches?... that's childs play... in Bruno's day men engaged in series of matches... that's why Bruno is accepting Joe's challenge... but upping it to a "BEST of SEVEN" series! Oh my, the Best of 7 is back! Used only in deadly cases in which opponents blood lust is so great that one match can't settle their differences! Bruno vs Joe "BEST OUT OF 7" series! With Match #3 on the NEXT EPISODE OF XPW TV! Oh my this is a landmark announcement!!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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** XPW Boston Championship **
JOHN CENA © versus MIL MASCARAS
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Bell tolls, and we get the slow walk across the ring from both men into the dramatic staredown… Mascaras puts his hands on his hips and puffs his chest out in a trademark pose… that is answered by Cena’s “you can’t see me” hand gesture right in his face! Pissed! Both men aggressively lock up to start… They run the ropes and Cena takes Mil down with a shoulder… but on the rebound a second time, Mascaras counters a running Cena with a rolling Boston Crab! Cena breaks the hold and rolls to the floor to regroup… Mascaras beats Cena around the ring with punches and chops… They come back in but Cena goes on the offense and pounds Mascaras out… Cena buries Mascaras in the buckles with shoulder thrusts, and then suplexes him for a 2 count… Mascaras gets up but Cena knocks him back down for another 2 count.. Cena with a waistlock from behind, but Mascaras fights free with elbows… but the last one misses – and Mascaras spins around into John’s spinning sitout slam… another 2 count! Cena sets up for the 5 knuckle shuffle, but gets dropkicked by Mascaras over the top rope before he can complete it! Cena lands hard on the back of his head… both men down as we hit commercial break…
Back from commercial and the two men are trading shots in the center of the ring… Mil ducks a clothesline and takes Cena down with a picture-perfect flying forearm and a head-scissor takedown… “Let’s Go Cena!” versus “Cena Sucks!” chants now… Mascaras comes off the second rope with a high cross-body block and goes for a pin attempt… Mascaras starts chopping away, but Cena hits a belly to belly suplex to end that rally… Cena scoops Mascaras up in bodyslam position, but Mil counters with a tornado DDT… Mascaras climbs back up to the top but Cena runs up and stops him… Cena superplexes Mascaras off the top and… slowly… drags himself over for the cover… but only 2! So Cena twists Mascaras into an STFU! But Mascaras rolls through immediately and gets to the ropes… Cena rolls Mascaras up for a 2 count… Mascaras then gets a roll-up for two… Cena to his feet up and charges but Mascaras applies an armbreaker submission! Cena rolls out of the hold and hoists Mascaras into FU position… but he slips out into a waistlock behind Cena… John powers out of the grip and hurls Mascaras towards the turnbuckles with an Irish Whip… but Mil jumps UP on the top turnbuckle and twists his body in mid-air to strike at Cena with a cross body block! But in an AMAZING display of superhuman strength – Cena CATCHES the heavyweight Mascaras in mid-air and hoists him up on his shoulders into FU position! And he finally HITS his finisher! John plants Mascaras in the center of the ring with a heavy-duty Attitude Adjustment and gets the pin! 1!.. 2!.. 3! Cena retains!
Winner (and STILL XPW Boston Champion): JOHN CENA
Postmatch - we have a disturbance on the ramp – as none other than HAKUSHI KURO is making his way to ringside!! Cena & Mascaras don’t see him coming – they’re still selling the magnitude of their match… now Hakushi’s up on the ring apron! Cena spins around just in time to see Hakushi… who attempts to BLAST Cena in the face with Green Mist! But Cena DUCKS the spray and it winds up catching Mil Mascaras right in the face!!! But… Mil just no-sells it and shakes his head! He’s wearing a mask, therefore unaffected! Cena smirks cruelly as his eyes dial in on Hakushi… it looks like Cena and Mil are finally on the same page after all… Cena grabs Hakushi and slingshots him over the rope into the ring where both Cena and Mascaras take him out with a combination of crowd-pleasing double-teams and finishing moves – uniting completely in their destruction of the traitor Hakushi Kuro! With the fans going wild, and Hakushi Kuro destroyed… Cena and Mascaras have one more tense staredown –culminating in the handshake of mutual respect! They embrace to cheers! Even “The Solid Man” William Muldoon has to come down to the ring and congratulate both men! And in the final sign of deep respect, Mil Mascaras presents Cena with his OWN gift mask! Juan Cena lives!!
** FADE OUT **
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XPW Remixed presents...
"SCENE of the CRIME"
** XPW Championship **
Lou Thesz © vs Jinder Mahal
** WAR GAMES MATCH **
Captains Shane Doulgas vs The MIZ
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CREDITS:
SHANE DOUGLAS: Baltimore Sun Interview
MIZ: CraveOnline Interview (December 19, 2010)