Post by MadStepDad on Mar 26, 2012 10:20:11 GMT -5
Cut to the in-studio announce team for the evening:
Gordon Solie & Matt Striker
MATT STRIKER: Wrestling and all the antics and fanfare that come with it has been innate in me for as long as I can remember. A wrestler is a special person, when a wrestler walks into a room he/she brings with them a presence that cannot be explained. I generally have an idea as to what I think will entertain the people. As it pertains to XPW Remixed, that character is the closest representation to my real personality. I love wrestling, I have always been enamored with the sport and the athletes and their personalities. I always include the input of my fellow wrestlers whenever there is something that involves them, such as a character or behavior in a match. I just go out there and go with the flow and the fans seem to enjoy it. I enjoy doing "gimmicks" like the upcoming "Money-in-the-Bank" match at "Night of Champions II" (with qualifying matches coming up tonight), but I also really enjoy a contest of strength and skill. Trying to wear down your opponent and defeat him is the real essence of the sport.
Night of Champions II coming soon from an unspecified location in LOS ANGELES CALIFORNIA!!
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** Money-in-the-Bank Qualifying Match **
JON MOXLEY versus
Mystery Opponent (w/ “Wild” Red Berry)
versus ... ?
Jon Moxley enters first to a huge reception… theme song for Berry’s camp kicks in and the entire mood turns sour… “Wild” Red Berry enters alongside the ostensible opponent for the night Bam Bam Bigelow… much like Sheamus is facing TGW’s goon Ken Patera tonight, one can only assume Bam Bam Bigelow is set to compete against Moxley tonight for “MitB” entry… and Berry is quick to play up that perception too… until suddenly announcing Bam Bam Bigelow is NOT competing in this Qualifying Match because he’s ALREADY IN THE Money-in-the-Bank match @ “NoCII”!!! Perks of being the manager of champions! But then what does that mean for Moxley’s opponent tonight!?!? Ladies and gentleman – per “Wild” Red Berry – introducing to XPW Remixed…
”APACHE” BULL RAMOS!!!
Berry and his giant “Beast from the East” Bam Bam Bigelow were already in the ring, crowding Moxley and staring him down before the sudden reveal… which allows the big, burly Indian newcomer to rush Moxley from the rear and begin the beatdown! Ring the bell we’re off! Bull Ramos is a big, mean Bull in a China shop here with Solie & Striker giving you the run-down on commentary: former #1 Contender, Territory Wars debut, “born in an adobe hut on the San Carlo, New Mexico, Indian reservation" and "redskinned dynamite, dressed in an Indian vest and wearing an Indian headhand” and a bigger, badder mercenary-for-hire than Wade Barrett… he clobbers Moxley with Berry & Bigelow watching on from ringside approvingly… until Jon Moxley has the audacity to mount a comeback, and quickly things turn south… soon the deal becomes readily apparent, as Ramos & Bigelow say “F the rulebook” and collapse on Moxley in tandem… under Berry’s guidance, the two monsters unleash a ladder and start pulverizing Moxley with it… It doesn’t even matter if Moxley makes the “Qualifier”… he’ll never make the PPV… at least that was the intention – until none other than SHEAMUS makes the babyface run-in for the save! He clotheslines Bigelow over the top rope and shoulderblocks Bull Ramos through the middle ropes! The bad guys scatter from ringside while the announcer proclaims Moxley the victor by DQ!! Sheamus lingers to make sure Moxley is all right, and offer to help him off the canvas… but Moxley doesn’t accept Sheamus’ hand! Instead he just stands before the Celtic Warrior glaring hard into his eyes before walking out of the ring… leaving Sheamus standing alone with a Poker players blank expression on his face…
Winner (by DQ): JON MOXLEY
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
Back from commercial break and we’ve got our first little backstage tiff… “Wild” Red Berry is in the corridor jawing angrily back-and-forth with The Grand Wizard over the failed miscommunication that allowed Sheamus to bulrush the ring last segment… behind Berry we see the tandem of Bam Bam Bigelow & Bull Ramos (“the NEW Twin Towers!”) as Striker calls them on commentary… backing The Grand Wizard is Ken Patera (1982) and The Sheik… it’s clear through this exchange that the tenuous alliance between Berry & TGW is officially hanging from a thread…
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** Money-in-the-Bank Qualifying Match **
SHEAMUS (2012) versus
versus ... ?
Jon Moxley enters first to a huge reception… theme song for Berry’s camp kicks in and the entire mood turns sour… “Wild” Red Berry enters alongside the ostensible opponent for the night Bam Bam Bigelow… much like Sheamus is facing TGW’s goon Ken Patera tonight, one can only assume Bam Bam Bigelow is set to compete against Moxley tonight for “MitB” entry… and Berry is quick to play up that perception too… until suddenly announcing Bam Bam Bigelow is NOT competing in this Qualifying Match because he’s ALREADY IN THE Money-in-the-Bank match @ “NoCII”!!! Perks of being the manager of champions! But then what does that mean for Moxley’s opponent tonight!?!? Ladies and gentleman – per “Wild” Red Berry – introducing to XPW Remixed…
”APACHE” BULL RAMOS!!!
Berry and his giant “Beast from the East” Bam Bam Bigelow were already in the ring, crowding Moxley and staring him down before the sudden reveal… which allows the big, burly Indian newcomer to rush Moxley from the rear and begin the beatdown! Ring the bell we’re off! Bull Ramos is a big, mean Bull in a China shop here with Solie & Striker giving you the run-down on commentary: former #1 Contender, Territory Wars debut, “born in an adobe hut on the San Carlo, New Mexico, Indian reservation" and "redskinned dynamite, dressed in an Indian vest and wearing an Indian headhand” and a bigger, badder mercenary-for-hire than Wade Barrett… he clobbers Moxley with Berry & Bigelow watching on from ringside approvingly… until Jon Moxley has the audacity to mount a comeback, and quickly things turn south… soon the deal becomes readily apparent, as Ramos & Bigelow say “F the rulebook” and collapse on Moxley in tandem… under Berry’s guidance, the two monsters unleash a ladder and start pulverizing Moxley with it… It doesn’t even matter if Moxley makes the “Qualifier”… he’ll never make the PPV… at least that was the intention – until none other than SHEAMUS makes the babyface run-in for the save! He clotheslines Bigelow over the top rope and shoulderblocks Bull Ramos through the middle ropes! The bad guys scatter from ringside while the announcer proclaims Moxley the victor by DQ!! Sheamus lingers to make sure Moxley is all right, and offer to help him off the canvas… but Moxley doesn’t accept Sheamus’ hand! Instead he just stands before the Celtic Warrior glaring hard into his eyes before walking out of the ring… leaving Sheamus standing alone with a Poker players blank expression on his face…
Winner (by DQ): JON MOXLEY
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
Back from commercial break and we’ve got our first little backstage tiff… “Wild” Red Berry is in the corridor jawing angrily back-and-forth with The Grand Wizard over the failed miscommunication that allowed Sheamus to bulrush the ring last segment… behind Berry we see the tandem of Bam Bam Bigelow & Bull Ramos (“the NEW Twin Towers!”) as Striker calls them on commentary… backing The Grand Wizard is Ken Patera (1982) and The Sheik… it’s clear through this exchange that the tenuous alliance between Berry & TGW is officially hanging from a thread…
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** Money-in-the-Bank Qualifying Match **
SHEAMUS (2012) versus
KEN PATERA (1977) w/ The Grand Wizard
versus w/
Sheamus is already in the ring from the last segment (with his music playing again) when The Grand Wizard enters the stage area ala Vickie Guerrero to triumphantly ring-announce the Olympic strongman KEN PATERA (1977)… they start with a few poses, lock-ups and feats of strength (TGW tosses Patera an apple that he crushes in his hand)… but Sheamus remains thoroughly unimpressed and nonplussed throughout whole scenario… Sheamus kicks the offense up to 2012 with charging shoulder tackles and rapid-fire forearms to the chest, while TGW curses and shakes his fist ringside… finally THEY have enough and attempt to say “F the rulebook” as well… TGW slides Patera a steel chair that he absolutely PASTES Sheamus across the back with – raising a bright red welt… but aside from a slight crumble, Sheamus NO-SELLS the chair shot! Turns around with that wild, great-white-shark-in-a-blood-frenzy look in his eye, and BROGUE KICKS the chair through Patera’s FACE! Sheamus swoops in for the 3-count! But he’s still not finished! With the crowd driven into a frenzy, Sheamus retrieves the steel chair and POUNDS Ken Patera into the mat about a ½ dozen times!!! He drives The Grand Wizard out of the ring! Now “Wild” Red Berry and his twin-tower combination of Bam Bam Bigelow & Bull Ramos have appeared on the entrance ramp to stare down the frenzied barbarian Sheamus… but he only greets them with Irish vinegar, practically begging them to come to the ring and finish this right here and now! But they just stare Sheamus down from across the arena to end the segment, as announcers speculate on the relationships between Berry/TGW and Sheamus/Moxley…
Winner: SHEAMUS
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** BACKSTAGE SKIT **
XPW Remixed champion LOU THESZ has a confrontation with company VP Joseph “Toots” Mondt over the assault he & Bruno suffered at the end of XPW TV Episode #39… Mondt tries to placate Thesz about another potential screwjob (taking Thesz’ threats to leave with the XPW belt and tour the country VERY seriously) by offering a compromise… to ensure absolutely no shenanigans or favoritism occur in tonight’s Main Event #1 Contenders match between “Sick” Nick Mondo (2002) and Ezekiel Jackson (2012)… Lou Thesz has officially been made SPECIAL REFEREE!!! Lou Thesz has basically been given the power to choose his own opponent at “Night of Champions II”… will he call the match down the middle?? Or does he have a hidden agenda?? Find out tonight!
LOU THESZ: First, I do not keep up with the shoot fighting. I found it to be void of wrestling and skill and more brute strength with very little if any "sport" about it. XPW Remixed started with great ideas and good talent, but eventually gave in to the stupidity of performance (which incidentally was their undoing). I have no idea as to the ratio of performance and cometition in the matches. I did lots of coaching and was a spokesperson for the new sport as well as lending the old championship belt to the equation. When the side show started, I dropped out with the belt. As nice a guy as Mondo or Jackson is, I just couldn't tolerate him with the belt....
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** BACKSTAGE SKIT **
Diamond Dynasty balls out of control – all in plush designer wear rocking expensive jewelry and the ever-present Diamond Dynasty Rolex watches… Alex Riley & Matt Morgan will be the face of the new-look XPW Remixed tag team division… Missy Hyatt gets a chance to do a breathless, mock-interview segment with the boys like she’s Maria Menonous and this is EXTRA… skit culminates with Buddy Rogers being so confident in the LA Lakers victory tonight that he puts down a $10k bet on them (“pocket change”)… The Diamond Dynasty IS the glitz, glamour and Hollywood of professional wrestling! And they only make sure bets! Missy closes with a potshot at Jessic Darlin (valet to the former XPW Remixed tag team champion (Real) Kings of Wrestling.
MISSY HYATT: We're going to teach you the meaning of the word respect. Because you're nothing but a low class bimbo! You don't have the education that I do. You learned everything you know in trailer parks while I was going to the finest boarding schools in New England!! The Diamond Dynasty will give you the education you never got...
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”TAG TEAM TURMOIL”
** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
MSD is back after his ruthless power bombing to interview a hyper-active “Wild” Red Berry… he’s with his entire camp, that now includes big Bull Ramos next to Bam Bam Bigelow and the tag team champion FabKangs… first Berry notifies the world that his agreement with TGW is officially OFF! If The Grand Wizard can’t hold up his end of he bargain so be it! It’s every manager for himself in XPW Remixed and we already see who the real manager of champions is! Segue to some brief Australian-tinged words from the FabKangs who (in typical, haughty, condescending, sarcastic fashion) claim the (Real) Kings of Wrestling are “un-American” for their actions during the title rematch (see XPW Online #15)… that was supposed to be a scientific battle! But since (Real) KoW proved they were only savages they DO NOT deserve another title shot! That’s it!
But this decree from Berry only draws XPW President Ed “Strangler” Lewis into the picture for a correction… actually, the (Real) Kings of Wrestling are already signed for a rematch at “Night of Champions II”!!! Berry is outraged at the news!
But before he can flip out completely, we are greeted by “Real Deal” Damien Steele and his entourage… “whoa whoa whoa here”… turns out, as the result of the no-finish from last week, and being the man with the book in XPW Remixed, Damien Steele already sold the Tag Team #1 Contendership spot!!! There is a touch of confusion as Berry & Lewis stop to register Steele’s nervous announcement… who did he sell the spot to?
But before he can answer - XPW VP Joseph “Toots” Mondt enters the picture as well! As official overseer of the Tag Team division in XPW Remixed, Mister Mondt has already signed a team to a title shot at “Night of Champions II”… and it’s NOT Steele’s team or the (Real) Kings of Wrestling! Oh my! A miscommunication between match-making management in XPW Remixed has lead to a FATAL 4-WAY tag team championship match at “Night of Champions II”!!! Fabulous Kangaroos defend against (Real) Kings of Wrestling… and TWO mystery teams!!!
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** BACKSTAGE SKIT **
Arguments can be heard erupting from inside the (Real) Kings of Wrestling locker room... Austin Idol & Gunner are arguing over the accident last Episode (Gunner hit her with a chair) that left Jessica Darlin in a neck brace and acting like more of whiny bitch than usual... it's clear the (Real) KoW are on their last legs... or are they? Does "Night of Champions II" promise redemption? Gunner angrily SLAMS the locker room door to continue their argument when he notices cameras watching on...
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"WHAT A WOMAN'S WORTH"
Press conference skit, addressing Mildred Burke’s decision RE: her contractual stipulations (see XPW Online #15)… Ms. Burke takes the podium to address the press but can only get a few words out before we have an interruption… from the back of the auditorium LIZZY BORDEN & CHYNA have busted through the wall of security to make their presence (loudly) known… Borden hoots and hollers at Burke up on the stage, while Chyna leers menacingly… Borden hijacks the press conference to announce Chyna’s newest film endeavor (the stuff she & Shane Douglas were discussing on XPW Online #14)… such disgusting, graphic, degrading content! The crowd is aghast, horrified and offended and finally Mildred Burke has enough… she’s about to bomb on Lizzy like KRS-One did PM Dawn (aka “throw they lollygagging asses off stage”) but before she can - Chyna steps in – towering over the 5’3” Mildred Burke… Lizzy Borden (on behalf of her Glamazon Chyna) has a few more words for Burke: Lizzy Borden was the evil mastermind behind Burke’s contract to begin with – and before Mildred Burke is forced to slink off into the shadows of fantasy wrestling for good, Borden is offering her one more match – one last payday… a rematch against CHYNA… if Burke wins… SHE WILL GET A TITLE SHOT (!?!?) Chyna is just itching to avenge her loss to Burke and they have seemingly gone to any lengths here to guarantee Burke accepts the rematch… Will Burke * FINALLY * be able to legally compete against other women?? Find out when Burke & Chyna meet on the NEXT XPW TV EPISODE!!
Former WWE diva turned porn star Chyna just filmed another adult movie – and her latest flick is a parody of WWE’s Royal Rumble. Chyna will “perform” with 9 men that all look like famous wrestlers, including Steve Austin, Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair, John Cena, Doink The Clown and of course, her ex-boyfriend, Triple H..
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** King of the Death Match Championship **
”REAL DEAL” DAMIEN STEELE (w/ Lord Humongous)
versus
SABIAN
versus
The advanced power trip of XPW Commissioner and now XPW King of the Death Match champion “REAL DEAL” DAMIEN STEELE continues… now with his championship gold, entourage and renewed working relationship with the bosses, Steele’s ego has grown to tyrannical proportions… he continues to use that power against BLKOUT for what he perceives as gratuitous displays of disrespect… Steele’s blood feud with Nick Gage ended at “Fallout Festival” when he banished the “Future of Hardcore” Nick Gage from XPW Remixed… and Steele won’t stop until he sends the rest of BLKOut to the morgue along with Gage’s fantasy wrestling career… In action, Damien Steele reminds you of a young, long-haired Test – only about a foot shorter in height… his entourage (including the gigantic Lord Humongous & sexy Jasmin St Claire) are just as big a part of Steele’s act as his bluster, office title & championship belt… Steele is using the classic “cowardly heel” gimmick here who in reality HATES defending his championship belt (because Death Match wrestling FUCKING HURTS)… so he carries Lord Humungous around with him now everywhere he goes and the big guys earth-shattering powerbombs usually wind up retaining Steele’s gold belt for him… but that doesn’t mean Steele’s opponents don’t still get their licks in – as seeing him bloody & beaten is one of the primary reasons fans pay for tickets (some of that ol’ “Steve Corino ECW 1999” type juice)…
Tonight – after proudly announcing they injured Michael Tarver (see XPW Online #15) – Damien Steele had Ruckus & Sabian jumped and beaten backstage (throw to video footage of the attack on the big screen perpetuated by Lord Humongous – including a choke slam to Ruckus through a stack of pallets)… Steele says he’s here for his big 30-day title defense, but because his opponent isn’t – he automatically wins by forfeit… big boos… but WAIT! Cue Beanie Sigel through the arena loud speakers! Enter SABIAN!
A little worse for the wear after the beatdown, but as he reminds you on the mic, he’s survived GUNSHOT WOUNDS in XPW Remixed canon (see XPW TV Episode #23) so he can survive a little roughing up from the “biggest pussy in Death Match wrestling today” Damien Steele!!! Those are fighting words and little Sabian has no fear – rushing the ring, vaulting over Lord Humongous onto the ring apron – then bounding off the top rope with a flying Lou Thesz press to Steele, jumpstarting the match in exciting fashion! Chairs, guardrails, ring posts and a broken 40 oz bottle all get brought into play (but nothing TOO Xtreme like fire, hooks, needles or weed wackers)… Sabian gets the quick burst of offense and close near fall, but predictably the injuries and numbers game becomes too much… distracted by Jasmin St Claire’s cleavage (and stuffing his face in there in a hilariously perverted display) Sabian falls prey to a choke slam on the arena floor from Lord Humongous… followed by a “Deal Breaker” (similar to a “Shake-Rattle-n-Roll” neckbreaker) from Damien for the gloating pin fall cover… postmatch Steele and his crew are in the process of setting up a table and putting Sabian through it – when his partner Ruckus makes the desperate run-in… Ruckus calls Steele a poseur just like his jacked-up bodyguard… HE’S NOT THE REAL THING! But before Ruckus can go any further, or protect Sabian, or unmask Lord Humungous, he’s set upon by Steele’s crew and viciously dismantled… ends with a hellacious powerbomb from Lord Humungous that drives Ruckus through the wooden table in the middle of the ring… Steele poses with his belt and crew like they rule the world… another successful title defense…
Winner (and STILL XPW KotDM): “Real Deal” Damien Steele
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** #1 Contenders Match **
ANNIE SOCIAL versus ALEXXIS NEVEAH
versus
The sound of disturbance backstage draws cameras near… somewhere in the locker room area, we find a vicious unrestrained brawl has broken out between Alexxis Nevaeh & Natalya Neidhart!?!? Less of a “brawl” and more of a thorough ass-whoopin, it ends with Natalya nearly snapping Alexxis’ back with a Sharpshooter while officials try to pry her off! What is going on here? What has come over Natalya?! Now she says she’s coming for Annie Social! We cut to the ring where Annie Social is already there awaiting her opponent (Alexxis) but instead we get the defiant march of Natalya Neidhart! They go face to face in the ring, before Social unleashes a wicked SLAP to the face… that Natalya just slowly no-sells and smiles to… before unleashing hell upon Annie Social… quick strikes, spinning lariat, Samoan drop, Sharpshooter… quick tap… just like that Natalya has “WON” the #1 Contendership!
Winner (by submission): NATALYA NEIDHART
Post match – none other than MTV celebrity and XPW Remixed celebrity superstar CYNDI LAUPER makes the run-in! She angrily confronts Natalya, demanding to know why she attacked Alexxis – and why she’s taking a match against the champion Wendi Richter like this?? But Natalya doesn’t flinch… she only smiles, and ATTACKS Cyndi Lauper! Within moments the skinny musician is on the mat SCREAMING while locked in Natalya’s sharpshooter! There aren’t enough XPW officials in the WORLD to pry Neidhart off Lauper! She doesn’t stop until Cyndi Lauper is removed on a stretcher from XPW Remixed for GOOD! Cuz Natalya Neidhart didn’t come to XPW Remixed “to have fun”! SHE CAME TO DOMINATE!!! Wendi Richter – you’re next at “Night of Champions II”!!
Natalya Neidhart doesn't play - she came to dominate!
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** BACKSTAGE SKIT **
The sounds of violent destruction draw TV cameras near… there is a disturbance in the locker room area… there, in the private dressing room of Bruno Sammartino, is the enraged Samoa Joe… he’s ripping apart the locker room seam by seam, while yelling for Bruno to fight him… when the cameras catch him in the act, Joe cuts a quick, shouting promo crackling with intensity as he regales us of his attack on Bruno last week – and his intention to draw Bruno out of hiding for “ONE MORE MATCH!” Joe needs to avenge is loss to da Brune from “MBVII”… but is Sammartino man enough to answer the challenge?
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B-BOY versus
versus w/
Sheamus is already in the ring from the last segment (with his music playing again) when The Grand Wizard enters the stage area ala Vickie Guerrero to triumphantly ring-announce the Olympic strongman KEN PATERA (1977)… they start with a few poses, lock-ups and feats of strength (TGW tosses Patera an apple that he crushes in his hand)… but Sheamus remains thoroughly unimpressed and nonplussed throughout whole scenario… Sheamus kicks the offense up to 2012 with charging shoulder tackles and rapid-fire forearms to the chest, while TGW curses and shakes his fist ringside… finally THEY have enough and attempt to say “F the rulebook” as well… TGW slides Patera a steel chair that he absolutely PASTES Sheamus across the back with – raising a bright red welt… but aside from a slight crumble, Sheamus NO-SELLS the chair shot! Turns around with that wild, great-white-shark-in-a-blood-frenzy look in his eye, and BROGUE KICKS the chair through Patera’s FACE! Sheamus swoops in for the 3-count! But he’s still not finished! With the crowd driven into a frenzy, Sheamus retrieves the steel chair and POUNDS Ken Patera into the mat about a ½ dozen times!!! He drives The Grand Wizard out of the ring! Now “Wild” Red Berry and his twin-tower combination of Bam Bam Bigelow & Bull Ramos have appeared on the entrance ramp to stare down the frenzied barbarian Sheamus… but he only greets them with Irish vinegar, practically begging them to come to the ring and finish this right here and now! But they just stare Sheamus down from across the arena to end the segment, as announcers speculate on the relationships between Berry/TGW and Sheamus/Moxley…
Winner: SHEAMUS
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** BACKSTAGE SKIT **
XPW Remixed champion LOU THESZ has a confrontation with company VP Joseph “Toots” Mondt over the assault he & Bruno suffered at the end of XPW TV Episode #39… Mondt tries to placate Thesz about another potential screwjob (taking Thesz’ threats to leave with the XPW belt and tour the country VERY seriously) by offering a compromise… to ensure absolutely no shenanigans or favoritism occur in tonight’s Main Event #1 Contenders match between “Sick” Nick Mondo (2002) and Ezekiel Jackson (2012)… Lou Thesz has officially been made SPECIAL REFEREE!!! Lou Thesz has basically been given the power to choose his own opponent at “Night of Champions II”… will he call the match down the middle?? Or does he have a hidden agenda?? Find out tonight!
LOU THESZ: First, I do not keep up with the shoot fighting. I found it to be void of wrestling and skill and more brute strength with very little if any "sport" about it. XPW Remixed started with great ideas and good talent, but eventually gave in to the stupidity of performance (which incidentally was their undoing). I have no idea as to the ratio of performance and cometition in the matches. I did lots of coaching and was a spokesperson for the new sport as well as lending the old championship belt to the equation. When the side show started, I dropped out with the belt. As nice a guy as Mondo or Jackson is, I just couldn't tolerate him with the belt....
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** BACKSTAGE SKIT **
Diamond Dynasty balls out of control – all in plush designer wear rocking expensive jewelry and the ever-present Diamond Dynasty Rolex watches… Alex Riley & Matt Morgan will be the face of the new-look XPW Remixed tag team division… Missy Hyatt gets a chance to do a breathless, mock-interview segment with the boys like she’s Maria Menonous and this is EXTRA… skit culminates with Buddy Rogers being so confident in the LA Lakers victory tonight that he puts down a $10k bet on them (“pocket change”)… The Diamond Dynasty IS the glitz, glamour and Hollywood of professional wrestling! And they only make sure bets! Missy closes with a potshot at Jessic Darlin (valet to the former XPW Remixed tag team champion (Real) Kings of Wrestling.
MISSY HYATT: We're going to teach you the meaning of the word respect. Because you're nothing but a low class bimbo! You don't have the education that I do. You learned everything you know in trailer parks while I was going to the finest boarding schools in New England!! The Diamond Dynasty will give you the education you never got...
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”TAG TEAM TURMOIL”
** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
MSD is back after his ruthless power bombing to interview a hyper-active “Wild” Red Berry… he’s with his entire camp, that now includes big Bull Ramos next to Bam Bam Bigelow and the tag team champion FabKangs… first Berry notifies the world that his agreement with TGW is officially OFF! If The Grand Wizard can’t hold up his end of he bargain so be it! It’s every manager for himself in XPW Remixed and we already see who the real manager of champions is! Segue to some brief Australian-tinged words from the FabKangs who (in typical, haughty, condescending, sarcastic fashion) claim the (Real) Kings of Wrestling are “un-American” for their actions during the title rematch (see XPW Online #15)… that was supposed to be a scientific battle! But since (Real) KoW proved they were only savages they DO NOT deserve another title shot! That’s it!
But this decree from Berry only draws XPW President Ed “Strangler” Lewis into the picture for a correction… actually, the (Real) Kings of Wrestling are already signed for a rematch at “Night of Champions II”!!! Berry is outraged at the news!
But before he can flip out completely, we are greeted by “Real Deal” Damien Steele and his entourage… “whoa whoa whoa here”… turns out, as the result of the no-finish from last week, and being the man with the book in XPW Remixed, Damien Steele already sold the Tag Team #1 Contendership spot!!! There is a touch of confusion as Berry & Lewis stop to register Steele’s nervous announcement… who did he sell the spot to?
But before he can answer - XPW VP Joseph “Toots” Mondt enters the picture as well! As official overseer of the Tag Team division in XPW Remixed, Mister Mondt has already signed a team to a title shot at “Night of Champions II”… and it’s NOT Steele’s team or the (Real) Kings of Wrestling! Oh my! A miscommunication between match-making management in XPW Remixed has lead to a FATAL 4-WAY tag team championship match at “Night of Champions II”!!! Fabulous Kangaroos defend against (Real) Kings of Wrestling… and TWO mystery teams!!!
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** BACKSTAGE SKIT **
Arguments can be heard erupting from inside the (Real) Kings of Wrestling locker room... Austin Idol & Gunner are arguing over the accident last Episode (Gunner hit her with a chair) that left Jessica Darlin in a neck brace and acting like more of whiny bitch than usual... it's clear the (Real) KoW are on their last legs... or are they? Does "Night of Champions II" promise redemption? Gunner angrily SLAMS the locker room door to continue their argument when he notices cameras watching on...
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"WHAT A WOMAN'S WORTH"
Press conference skit, addressing Mildred Burke’s decision RE: her contractual stipulations (see XPW Online #15)… Ms. Burke takes the podium to address the press but can only get a few words out before we have an interruption… from the back of the auditorium LIZZY BORDEN & CHYNA have busted through the wall of security to make their presence (loudly) known… Borden hoots and hollers at Burke up on the stage, while Chyna leers menacingly… Borden hijacks the press conference to announce Chyna’s newest film endeavor (the stuff she & Shane Douglas were discussing on XPW Online #14)… such disgusting, graphic, degrading content! The crowd is aghast, horrified and offended and finally Mildred Burke has enough… she’s about to bomb on Lizzy like KRS-One did PM Dawn (aka “throw they lollygagging asses off stage”) but before she can - Chyna steps in – towering over the 5’3” Mildred Burke… Lizzy Borden (on behalf of her Glamazon Chyna) has a few more words for Burke: Lizzy Borden was the evil mastermind behind Burke’s contract to begin with – and before Mildred Burke is forced to slink off into the shadows of fantasy wrestling for good, Borden is offering her one more match – one last payday… a rematch against CHYNA… if Burke wins… SHE WILL GET A TITLE SHOT (!?!?) Chyna is just itching to avenge her loss to Burke and they have seemingly gone to any lengths here to guarantee Burke accepts the rematch… Will Burke * FINALLY * be able to legally compete against other women?? Find out when Burke & Chyna meet on the NEXT XPW TV EPISODE!!
Former WWE diva turned porn star Chyna just filmed another adult movie – and her latest flick is a parody of WWE’s Royal Rumble. Chyna will “perform” with 9 men that all look like famous wrestlers, including Steve Austin, Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair, John Cena, Doink The Clown and of course, her ex-boyfriend, Triple H..
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** King of the Death Match Championship **
”REAL DEAL” DAMIEN STEELE (w/ Lord Humongous)
versus
SABIAN
versus
The advanced power trip of XPW Commissioner and now XPW King of the Death Match champion “REAL DEAL” DAMIEN STEELE continues… now with his championship gold, entourage and renewed working relationship with the bosses, Steele’s ego has grown to tyrannical proportions… he continues to use that power against BLKOUT for what he perceives as gratuitous displays of disrespect… Steele’s blood feud with Nick Gage ended at “Fallout Festival” when he banished the “Future of Hardcore” Nick Gage from XPW Remixed… and Steele won’t stop until he sends the rest of BLKOut to the morgue along with Gage’s fantasy wrestling career… In action, Damien Steele reminds you of a young, long-haired Test – only about a foot shorter in height… his entourage (including the gigantic Lord Humongous & sexy Jasmin St Claire) are just as big a part of Steele’s act as his bluster, office title & championship belt… Steele is using the classic “cowardly heel” gimmick here who in reality HATES defending his championship belt (because Death Match wrestling FUCKING HURTS)… so he carries Lord Humungous around with him now everywhere he goes and the big guys earth-shattering powerbombs usually wind up retaining Steele’s gold belt for him… but that doesn’t mean Steele’s opponents don’t still get their licks in – as seeing him bloody & beaten is one of the primary reasons fans pay for tickets (some of that ol’ “Steve Corino ECW 1999” type juice)…
Tonight – after proudly announcing they injured Michael Tarver (see XPW Online #15) – Damien Steele had Ruckus & Sabian jumped and beaten backstage (throw to video footage of the attack on the big screen perpetuated by Lord Humongous – including a choke slam to Ruckus through a stack of pallets)… Steele says he’s here for his big 30-day title defense, but because his opponent isn’t – he automatically wins by forfeit… big boos… but WAIT! Cue Beanie Sigel through the arena loud speakers! Enter SABIAN!
A little worse for the wear after the beatdown, but as he reminds you on the mic, he’s survived GUNSHOT WOUNDS in XPW Remixed canon (see XPW TV Episode #23) so he can survive a little roughing up from the “biggest pussy in Death Match wrestling today” Damien Steele!!! Those are fighting words and little Sabian has no fear – rushing the ring, vaulting over Lord Humongous onto the ring apron – then bounding off the top rope with a flying Lou Thesz press to Steele, jumpstarting the match in exciting fashion! Chairs, guardrails, ring posts and a broken 40 oz bottle all get brought into play (but nothing TOO Xtreme like fire, hooks, needles or weed wackers)… Sabian gets the quick burst of offense and close near fall, but predictably the injuries and numbers game becomes too much… distracted by Jasmin St Claire’s cleavage (and stuffing his face in there in a hilariously perverted display) Sabian falls prey to a choke slam on the arena floor from Lord Humongous… followed by a “Deal Breaker” (similar to a “Shake-Rattle-n-Roll” neckbreaker) from Damien for the gloating pin fall cover… postmatch Steele and his crew are in the process of setting up a table and putting Sabian through it – when his partner Ruckus makes the desperate run-in… Ruckus calls Steele a poseur just like his jacked-up bodyguard… HE’S NOT THE REAL THING! But before Ruckus can go any further, or protect Sabian, or unmask Lord Humungous, he’s set upon by Steele’s crew and viciously dismantled… ends with a hellacious powerbomb from Lord Humungous that drives Ruckus through the wooden table in the middle of the ring… Steele poses with his belt and crew like they rule the world… another successful title defense…
Winner (and STILL XPW KotDM): “Real Deal” Damien Steele
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** #1 Contenders Match **
ANNIE SOCIAL versus ALEXXIS NEVEAH
versus
The sound of disturbance backstage draws cameras near… somewhere in the locker room area, we find a vicious unrestrained brawl has broken out between Alexxis Nevaeh & Natalya Neidhart!?!? Less of a “brawl” and more of a thorough ass-whoopin, it ends with Natalya nearly snapping Alexxis’ back with a Sharpshooter while officials try to pry her off! What is going on here? What has come over Natalya?! Now she says she’s coming for Annie Social! We cut to the ring where Annie Social is already there awaiting her opponent (Alexxis) but instead we get the defiant march of Natalya Neidhart! They go face to face in the ring, before Social unleashes a wicked SLAP to the face… that Natalya just slowly no-sells and smiles to… before unleashing hell upon Annie Social… quick strikes, spinning lariat, Samoan drop, Sharpshooter… quick tap… just like that Natalya has “WON” the #1 Contendership!
Winner (by submission): NATALYA NEIDHART
Post match – none other than MTV celebrity and XPW Remixed celebrity superstar CYNDI LAUPER makes the run-in! She angrily confronts Natalya, demanding to know why she attacked Alexxis – and why she’s taking a match against the champion Wendi Richter like this?? But Natalya doesn’t flinch… she only smiles, and ATTACKS Cyndi Lauper! Within moments the skinny musician is on the mat SCREAMING while locked in Natalya’s sharpshooter! There aren’t enough XPW officials in the WORLD to pry Neidhart off Lauper! She doesn’t stop until Cyndi Lauper is removed on a stretcher from XPW Remixed for GOOD! Cuz Natalya Neidhart didn’t come to XPW Remixed “to have fun”! SHE CAME TO DOMINATE!!! Wendi Richter – you’re next at “Night of Champions II”!!
Natalya Neidhart doesn't play - she came to dominate!
** CUT **
** BACKSTAGE SKIT **
The sounds of violent destruction draw TV cameras near… there is a disturbance in the locker room area… there, in the private dressing room of Bruno Sammartino, is the enraged Samoa Joe… he’s ripping apart the locker room seam by seam, while yelling for Bruno to fight him… when the cameras catch him in the act, Joe cuts a quick, shouting promo crackling with intensity as he regales us of his attack on Bruno last week – and his intention to draw Bruno out of hiding for “ONE MORE MATCH!” Joe needs to avenge is loss to da Brune from “MBVII”… but is Sammartino man enough to answer the challenge?
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B-BOY versus
ADAM PEARCE (w/ Ad Santel)
("Loser Leaves XPW Remixed" Match)
versus w/
Gang warfare in pro wrestling… a throwback to late 90s WWF, mid 90s ECW, late 80s Los Angeles, Prohibition-era cool… “New Age Punisher” B-BOY and his band of faceless, bandanna’d-up OGz from the barrio – versus Ad Santel’s school of classically trained shooters and hookers… each camp separated by decades and generations and entire cultures… yet each still stakes a claim to the West Coast territory like it’s wrestling Holy Land… Adam Pearce had his run in XPW Remixed – culminating in a run with the Midwestern Championship – but that ride comes to an end tonight… because B-Boy is in the midst of a revolution, resurrection & rebirth… match style varies from the others you’ve seen tonight, and features more stiff shoot strikes and hard-style suplexes… Pearce & B-Boy exhibit exceptional mat wrestling as well, showcasing futuristic submission holds and counters… in the end it turns into a lumberjack match when both sides finally clash… Adam Pearce gets a chair tossed to him by his coach Ad Santel, but misses the swing and gets caught in a Delikado-finisher (on the steel chair) for the climatic pin! B-Boy has banished Ad Santel’s top West Coast lieutenant from XPW Remixed for GOOD! Security has a hard time separating the two warring camps at ringside, but B-Boy has enough time to grab a mic and challenge Ad Santel head-on… B-Boy is just going to keep running through his camp like a buzzsaw until he gets what he WANTS… head coach Ad Santel one-on-one!!!
Winner: B-BOY
Post match, XPW Commissioner Damien Steele arrives with reinforcements and has B-Boy’s gang hustled away and out of the building… but doesn’t have the remaining Cali Cripplers ejected as well… that leaves Ad Santel unencumbered, taunting B-Boy from the ring apron – allowing his tag team sensation the USO’s to blindside and double team B-Boy!!! Stereo top rope splashes from the Uso’s. In a shocking turn of events, Ad Santel actually calls for the wheel barrel of cement and gives B-Boy the head dunk treatment! Lays the dead fish on B-Boy’s chest! Ad Santel on the mic for the close – he ACCEPTS B-Boy’s challenge… at “Night of Champions II”… but ONLY if it’s the FINAL chapter of their West Coast feud… “Loser Leaves XPW Remixed Match”!!! At “NoCII”, Ad Santel takes B-Boy out of fantasy wrestling for GOOD! Close with the shot of Santel and the Uso’s standing over B-Boy’s unconscious body (head soaked with cement), dead fish on his chest, with their arms stretched aloft in victory… Ad Santel runs the muthaphuckkin WEST COAST!!!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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"WAR IS MY DESTINY"
After being besmirched, disrespected, attacked and called out - Bruno Sammartino has enough... he acknowledges his stalker Samoa Joe and ACCEPTS his challenge for a rematch at "Night of Champions II"!!!
SAMOA JOE: Is wrestling the greatest moral compass and example of how to live your life? Absolutely not, because we solve almost everything through violence! But at the same time, if you’re looking at it that seriously, then I think you’re missing the plot. I think when companies hire me they know what they are hiring, and they get me for that reason. I think the biggest change that I’ve made is that I make an effort not to do things that some people may not be able to defend themselves against – but that’s more along the lines of professional courtesy. There hasn’t been much adaptation whatsoever for me to be honest – they hired me to be a hard-hitting, no-nonsense ass-kicker and that’s what I tend to be!
BRUNO SAMMARTINO: From what I've seen, there is no nudity, no vulgarity and no profanity here in my realm of fantasy wrestling. These guys go out and bust their butts and keep it clean. That's how wrestling should be. Why do we need the vulgarity in the first place? People need a reason to become interested in a product and if profanity is the way to go, then I just don't see it. Samoa Joe, he just doesn't care. He'll do whatever he wants. He's just a sick-minded idiot. How low can you go? It's disgusting. People would always tell me that if I didn't like the product to stop being involved. So I have, for the most part. But I had to come back to XPW Remixed to right the wrongs of the past once and for all. If I do watch a show nowadays, they say it's a sellout, but you block off a third of the arena for lighting and what not, plus you tarp off another section and what do you have left? We turned people away back when I wrestled. We drew the fans for the pure wrestling, not for the sex and vulgarity thrown at you now. It's just ridiculous. Joe, you want some? At "Night of Champions II" you got some... tis the season for sportsmanship in Mash-Up Wrestling and I'm taking you OUT for good!
Bruno Sammartino vs Samoa Joe - THE REMATCH!!
Only at "Night of Champions II"!!!
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"Global relocation of the work force"
** BACKSTAGE SKIT **
XPW President Ed “Strangler” Lewis in his office wrapping up a phone call… his secretary knocks on the door and allows in “Boston Bad Boy” Tony Rumble… brief confrontation between him & Lewis, in which the Boston-area Tony Rumble is complaining vehemently about XPW Remixed’s permanent re-location to California… doesn’t Lewis know that makes it IMPRACTICAL for people on the RIGHT coast of the country!?!? Lewis calmly listens and offers a very viable solution to Rumble’s travel woes… contract termination… if you don’t like the move, then don’t take the job. Rumble says FINE! I QUIT! He slams his managers license onto President Lewis' desk and storms out of the office! Ed Lewis just shrugs his shoulders nonchalantly and goes back to his phone… but then Rumble slowly sneaks back in, tail between legs… oh gosh, he was just kidding about quitting… he tries discreetly reaching for his license BACK off the desk, but Lewis humorously keeps it from him... Rumble is full-blown sleaze mode, maybe Lewis can break him off with a little re-location fee or something? Just to ease his transition?... instead, Lewis flies into a fury and completely buries Rumble before calling security to escort him from the building!! Tony Rumble YOU’RE FIRED!!! He rips up Tony's managers license! Oh no! The Boston Bad Boy flies into a comical, over-exaggerated fluster as he begs and pleads to keep his job while security muscles him around and forces him out of the office… Ed Lewis just says GOOD RIDDANCE! Then he shuts his office door to have some peace and quiet, as Rumble is dragged kicking and screaming out of XPW Remixed for good…
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** BACKSTAGE SKIT **
Intrepid backstage correspondent MSD spots Olympia head coach William Muldoon arriving in the building and rushes over for a quick interview… Muldoon is more distraught than outright incensed over his loss to turncoat student Hakushi Kuro (see “Fallout Festival”)… and he’s here tonight with a few words for fellow comrades-in-arms Mil Mascaras and John Cena… Muldoon wants to make sure the true spirit of competition remains, and that the black incorrigible taint of Hakushi Kuro doesn’t linger over the Boston championship and tarnish that…
** CUT TO RING **
** Winning team becomes PERMANENT hosts of XPW Online **
SHANE DOUGLAS & LIZZY BORDEN
vs
SHAD GASPARD & SUNNY
vs
FRENCH ANGEL & SAMMI LANE
(Intergender Triple Threat Tag Match)
versus
versus
In XPW Remixed battles are fought over lust, pride, jealously, resentment, respect – but most of all – for money. The title of XPW Online Host is certainly a boost to one’s respective ego & TV time (which impacts sponsorships and promos, etc..) but most importantly it means a serious hike in pay… just like any job there is a long line of treacherous cut throats waiting to take that spot by any means necessary… this match here is no exception… Sammi Lane was actually original host of the series, before being yanked in a political power play by Sunny (part of her arrival in XPW Remixed required specialized camera time for her)… but karma is a bitch and Sunny found herself muscled out of the position by Lizzy Borden and her man (the Unofficial XPW Champion) Shane Douglas…
This match helps fulfill the “sportz entertainment” quota of our show tonight, with plenty of shenanigans involved with all 3 teams (who all hate and despise each other equally)… Shad Gaspard out muscles Shane - Douglas tries to avoid Angel - Angel roars through Shad – Shane takes out Angel with Lizzy’s distraction… in the darkest moment of the match, poor Sammi Lane is trying to revive French Angel only to find herself the last one remaining in the ring with both Douglas & Borden inching closer to her with obviously evil intentions… Shane Douglas actually grabs Sammi by her hair at one point, but that’s enough to revive French Angel from the dead and act like a can of spinach to Popeye… while Sunny & Lizzy Borden wind up on the arena floor tearing each other’s clothes off, French Angel plows through Douglas with a series of charging shoulder tackles before finishing with a bearhug into an overhead suplex toss that puts Douglas through the wooden table HE propped up in the corner!! French Angel gestures for Sammi Lane to enter the ring, and protects her as she hooks Shane’s leg and gets the pinfall victory! Angel & Lane have done it! They’re the new & permanent hosts of XPW Online! Angel hoists her on his shoulder Macho Man & Elizabeth-style, while the rest of the bad guys are separated and fume…
Winners: FRENCH ANGEL & SAMMI LANE
Postmatch, as Borden is helping Shane back to the dressing room – Sammi Lane is on the mic for the match-closing finale… where she CHALLENGES both Douglas & Borden to finish this once and for all at “Night of Champions II”… when her man French Angel will be challenging Douglas for his FAKE GOLD BELT! And when they win they’re tossing it in the Pacific Ocean with the rest of the garbage and sewage!!!
** Unofficial XPW Championship **
Shane Douglas © & Lizzy Borden vs French Angel & Sammi Lane
only at "Night of Champions II"!!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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"THREE SIDES OF DANGER"
William Muldoon returns as attempted peace keeper but his conversation with Mil Mascaras and John Cena turns abruptly south when Cena & Mascaras' respective machismo turns them against each other... something Muldoon warns is Hakushi Kuro's whole intent... for at "Night of Champions II" a triple threat match has been signed... Mil Mascaras defends his XPW Boston championship against John Cena... AND Hakushi Kuro... they must remain united to dispose of the evil Hakushi before contesting the championship with honor... but the way Cena & Mascaras' relationship has progressed since "Fallout Festival", it's clear they are not on the same page... especially when John Cena abruptly walks out on their little exchange, before Mascaras does the same... leaving William Muldoon alone to shake his head grimly in dismay...
** XPW Boston Championship **
Mil Mascaras (1975) © versus John Cena (2005) versus Hakushi Kuro (1995)
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"A TV STAR IS BORN"
The Miz finally responds to Gorgeous George, Focus & David Otunga (2014)’s recent tirades against him… and in typical grandiose Miz fashion, he did it on some of the biggest stages in Television… YES the MIZ thinks Gorgeous George is all pomp and no circumstance… YES the Miz says David Otunga (2014) is a Red Carpet wannabe… YES the MIZ has seen GG’s naughty pictures and is not impressed!... and finally, YES the MIZ will accept Gorgeous George’s TV title challenge – if not only to knock George off his high-horse and back into the black-and-white era! And the MIZ will do that in HD because he’s AWWWEESSSOOOMMMEEE!!!!
MIZ versus Gorgeous George for the XPW Television Title!!!
Only at “Night of Champions II”!!!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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** XPW #1 Contenders Match **
”SICK” NICK MONDO (2002) versus EZEKIEL JACKSON (2012)
(w/ special referee Lou Thesz)
versus
Special Referee
Ezekiel Jackson tries to roll high on his intimidation check by flexing his muscles and rolling his shoulders, as Nick Mondo looks thoroughly unimpressed… but looks can be deceiving. Jackson stalks Mondo at the start of the bell, but Mondo avoids him and tries sticking and moving (light jabs, leg kicks etc)… Until Jackson just rips through his defense – reverses, and stomps the shit out of Mondo in the corner. Big Zeke choke tosses Mondo into the turnbuckles (REALLY putting over the size and strength difference) and lays into him in the corner. Special ref Lou Thesz counts to 10 and admonishes Jackson for not breaking earlier… intense stare down between Thesz & Jackson…
Jackson tries to intimidate Lou Thesz to no avail… Jackson whips Mondo cross-corner but the follow up charge meets Nick’s feet… and “Sick” Nick Mondo makes the brief comeback – before getting cut off by a wicked short-arm clothesline… But Big Zeke misses an elbow drop and, Nick Mondo immediately scrambles into a submission attempt… Jackson just kicks him off and sits-up… so Mondo running dropkicks him back down… A wild suicide flying clothesline sends Jackson to the floor and Mondo follows up with a slingshot con hilo! “XPW! XPW!” Even Lou Thesz looked impressed… Mondo recovers, and tries to come off the apron (announcers say his high-flying dexterity is the key to beating Jackson tonight)… but gets caught in a spinebuster onto the floor!!! BIG POP and minor “HOLY S***!” chant for that. Jackson’s in full control and rams Mondo’s back into the post, “Sick” Nick hobbles into the aisle, and they fight there and onto the stage where Jackson bodyslams him onto the ramp.
They continue to battle in the aisle and back into the ring (Thesz follows but does not administer the double-count… he’s just trying to direct them back into the ring); Jackson pummels “Sick” Nick for a brief period until Mondo hits a surprise (and desperation) DDT on the ramp… Jackson tries to get up so Mondo drops legs and diving elbow drops into Jackson’ body to keep him there… but Big Zeke won’t stay down and Mondo’s frustration is starting to show… Now Thesz & Mondo exchange a few words as action moves back into the ring… Mondo gets an Irish whip reversed and goes sternum first into the turnbuckles… Jackson works the chest using a heart punch, dropping elbows and applying a bow-and-arrow on Mondo – looking for the submission… but Mondo won’t quit… “Sick” Nick Mondo struggles to his feet where Jackson tries to catch his own breath by holding onto a bear hug… “Sick” Nick stomps the toes of the Jackson, trying to create distance, but one stiff lariat puts Mondo back down on the mat… Jackson hoists Mondo up in his torture rack submission! But Mondo won’t quit and tangles his own legs in the ropes for the break… Thesz forces Jackson to drop Mondo’s body, and once again champion and potential challenger have a tense show down… Jackson tries to cover but only gets 2. He stares hard at Thesz again, allowing Mondo to unleash a few more leg kicks… Jackson counters a whip into an elbow out of the corner; but misses a knee in the buckles - damaging his leg and giving “Sick” Nick Mondo something to work on (Zeke is still suffering from the affects of Buddy Rogers crowbar shot to the knee, which is why his match with Rogers at “Fallout Festival” was so short – or so say Solie & Striker on commentary) …
“Sick” Nick zooms in on the leg - stomping away on Jackson’s appendage… he tenaciously works the leg and eventually applies a ringpost figure-four! Thesz counts him and forces the break… Back in the ring, “Sick” Nick applies a traditional figure-four leglock – and after what seems like an eternity - Jackson turns Mondo over forcing him to break the hold. Jackson hobbles over to “Sick” Nick and keeps him boxed in the corner and along the ropes – opening up with a salvo of pulverizing body shots (shades of his past battles with Primo Carnera)… but Big Zeke overcalculates and misses a big kick – this allows “Sick” Nick Mondo to counter and ground Jackson with a leg grapevine… “Sick” Nick keeps the advantage by avoiding a standing clothesline and hits a side-Russian leg sweep for two… snap-suplex and backbreaker follows, but Mondo’s second-rope legdrop finds only mat… both men struggle to their feet and clothesline each other for a double KO… Back up, Mondo kicks the leg out but Jackson pummels his midsection from his knees and moves into full-mount, ground-and-pound… Jackson hits a MASSIVE dominator for the finish… but Mondo surprisingly kicks out! Even Thesz looks a little surprised, and Jackson jaws with him over the speed of the count… but now, we’ve got our first sign of a disturbance as SAMI CALLIHAN & THUMBTACK JACK are making their way to ringside!!! Uh oh! Cut to commercial!!!
“Sick” Nick Mondo hits a series of rope-assisted dives and planchas – keeping Jackson immobile and off base… until Jackson finally CATCHES him in mid-air, and in a rage BENCHPRESSES Mondo over the top rope onto an XPW Camera man below!!! OMG “HOLY S***T” and “XPW!” chants for that! Lou Thesz seriously admonishes Jackson while the evil Sami Callihan and Thumbtack Jack still lurk at ringside… Big Zeke brushes Thesz off and follows Mondo to the floor where he launches him into the ring steps... Back in the ring, Jackson tries to Irish-whip (shout out Danno O’Mahoney!) Mondo into the turnbuckles, but Mondo actually hops ONTO the top turnbuckle and executes a rope-walk flying Superman punch!! It only gets a two count! Big Zeke reverses into a powerbomb attempt, but Mondo counters into a sunset flip… another CLOSE two count! Now we have our first attempted distraction at ringside, as Sami Callihan directs Thumbtack Jack onto the ring apron where he begins arguing with special ref Lou Thesz… this allows Sami Callihan to sneak into the ring with a steel chair… but when Ezekiel Jackson turns around and just STARES HIM DOWN… he slowly retreats – eyes wide – from the ring! Busted! And now… we’ve got another unannounced visitor from the locker room… THE MESSIAH!!! He’s here to keep an eye on the treacherous duo of Callihan and Jack!
Things are getting tense as Jackson & Mondo battle down to the wire (and TV time limit)… sure enough – a shouting match at ringside erupts into fisticuffs when Callihan whips Thumbtack Jack into a brawl with Messiah… chaos at ringside! The Messiah slips free momentarily from the confusion to retrieve a barbed wire-wrapped steel chair and slide it into the ring… right towards Mondo’s feet… Messiah fervently implores Mondo to USE the weapon against Jackson! It’s the only way to slay the monster! But instead, Mondo declines! With a moody, somber look in his eyes he kicks the chair back in Messiah’s direction, seemingly offending him greatly… Mondo then turns around right into the winds of fate (aka “Book of Ezekiel” standing uranage) that bounces his body off the mat with concussive force… special referee Lou Thesz is right in position to make the 3 – count… he does, only inches away from Jackson’s face – both men staring each down the entire time. Big Zeke is the new #1 Contender! He and Lou Thesz rise to their feet – both almost the same height, but Jackson MUCH wider and more ripped… face-off! Stare down! Finger point and chest pound! These two fierce competitors are ready to unleash their FURY at “Night of Champions II”!!! Meanwhile, security forcefully remove Sami Callihan & Thumbtack Jack from the building (again) as Messiah just stares a hole through Mondo’s skull with dark, hypnotic eyes…
Winner (and #1 Contender): EZEKIEL JACKSON
** FADE OUT **
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XPW Remixed presents...
** XPW Championship **
Lou Thesz (1955) © versus Ezekiel Jackson (2012)
** Money-in-the-Bank Ladder Match **
Sheamus vs Jon Moxley vs Bam Bam Bigelow vs ? vs ? vs ?
** Unofficial XPW Championship **
Shane Douglas © & Lizzy Borden vs French Angel & Sammi Lane
** XPW Television Championship **
The MIZ (2011) © versus Gorgeous George ** DEBUT **
Bruno Sammartino versus Samoa Joe
II
** XPW Tag Team Championship **
Fabulous Kangaroos © w/ Wild Red Berry vs (Real) Kings of Wrestling w/ Jessica Darlin
versus ?? versus ??
** XPW Boston Championship **
Mil Mascaras (1975) © versus John Cena (2005) versus Hakushi Kuro (1995)
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CREDITS:
SAMOA JOE: Guru Magazine Interview (2/9/12)
BRUNO SAMMARTINO: SLAM! Magazine articles (2007)
MATT STRIKER: Declaration of Independents interview (2004)
MISSY HYATT: "First Lady of Wrestling" autobiography
LOU THESZ: Wrestling Classics messageboard
("Loser Leaves XPW Remixed" Match)
versus w/
Gang warfare in pro wrestling… a throwback to late 90s WWF, mid 90s ECW, late 80s Los Angeles, Prohibition-era cool… “New Age Punisher” B-BOY and his band of faceless, bandanna’d-up OGz from the barrio – versus Ad Santel’s school of classically trained shooters and hookers… each camp separated by decades and generations and entire cultures… yet each still stakes a claim to the West Coast territory like it’s wrestling Holy Land… Adam Pearce had his run in XPW Remixed – culminating in a run with the Midwestern Championship – but that ride comes to an end tonight… because B-Boy is in the midst of a revolution, resurrection & rebirth… match style varies from the others you’ve seen tonight, and features more stiff shoot strikes and hard-style suplexes… Pearce & B-Boy exhibit exceptional mat wrestling as well, showcasing futuristic submission holds and counters… in the end it turns into a lumberjack match when both sides finally clash… Adam Pearce gets a chair tossed to him by his coach Ad Santel, but misses the swing and gets caught in a Delikado-finisher (on the steel chair) for the climatic pin! B-Boy has banished Ad Santel’s top West Coast lieutenant from XPW Remixed for GOOD! Security has a hard time separating the two warring camps at ringside, but B-Boy has enough time to grab a mic and challenge Ad Santel head-on… B-Boy is just going to keep running through his camp like a buzzsaw until he gets what he WANTS… head coach Ad Santel one-on-one!!!
Winner: B-BOY
Post match, XPW Commissioner Damien Steele arrives with reinforcements and has B-Boy’s gang hustled away and out of the building… but doesn’t have the remaining Cali Cripplers ejected as well… that leaves Ad Santel unencumbered, taunting B-Boy from the ring apron – allowing his tag team sensation the USO’s to blindside and double team B-Boy!!! Stereo top rope splashes from the Uso’s. In a shocking turn of events, Ad Santel actually calls for the wheel barrel of cement and gives B-Boy the head dunk treatment! Lays the dead fish on B-Boy’s chest! Ad Santel on the mic for the close – he ACCEPTS B-Boy’s challenge… at “Night of Champions II”… but ONLY if it’s the FINAL chapter of their West Coast feud… “Loser Leaves XPW Remixed Match”!!! At “NoCII”, Ad Santel takes B-Boy out of fantasy wrestling for GOOD! Close with the shot of Santel and the Uso’s standing over B-Boy’s unconscious body (head soaked with cement), dead fish on his chest, with their arms stretched aloft in victory… Ad Santel runs the muthaphuckkin WEST COAST!!!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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"WAR IS MY DESTINY"
After being besmirched, disrespected, attacked and called out - Bruno Sammartino has enough... he acknowledges his stalker Samoa Joe and ACCEPTS his challenge for a rematch at "Night of Champions II"!!!
SAMOA JOE: Is wrestling the greatest moral compass and example of how to live your life? Absolutely not, because we solve almost everything through violence! But at the same time, if you’re looking at it that seriously, then I think you’re missing the plot. I think when companies hire me they know what they are hiring, and they get me for that reason. I think the biggest change that I’ve made is that I make an effort not to do things that some people may not be able to defend themselves against – but that’s more along the lines of professional courtesy. There hasn’t been much adaptation whatsoever for me to be honest – they hired me to be a hard-hitting, no-nonsense ass-kicker and that’s what I tend to be!
BRUNO SAMMARTINO: From what I've seen, there is no nudity, no vulgarity and no profanity here in my realm of fantasy wrestling. These guys go out and bust their butts and keep it clean. That's how wrestling should be. Why do we need the vulgarity in the first place? People need a reason to become interested in a product and if profanity is the way to go, then I just don't see it. Samoa Joe, he just doesn't care. He'll do whatever he wants. He's just a sick-minded idiot. How low can you go? It's disgusting. People would always tell me that if I didn't like the product to stop being involved. So I have, for the most part. But I had to come back to XPW Remixed to right the wrongs of the past once and for all. If I do watch a show nowadays, they say it's a sellout, but you block off a third of the arena for lighting and what not, plus you tarp off another section and what do you have left? We turned people away back when I wrestled. We drew the fans for the pure wrestling, not for the sex and vulgarity thrown at you now. It's just ridiculous. Joe, you want some? At "Night of Champions II" you got some... tis the season for sportsmanship in Mash-Up Wrestling and I'm taking you OUT for good!
Bruno Sammartino vs Samoa Joe - THE REMATCH!!
Only at "Night of Champions II"!!!
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"Global relocation of the work force"
** BACKSTAGE SKIT **
XPW President Ed “Strangler” Lewis in his office wrapping up a phone call… his secretary knocks on the door and allows in “Boston Bad Boy” Tony Rumble… brief confrontation between him & Lewis, in which the Boston-area Tony Rumble is complaining vehemently about XPW Remixed’s permanent re-location to California… doesn’t Lewis know that makes it IMPRACTICAL for people on the RIGHT coast of the country!?!? Lewis calmly listens and offers a very viable solution to Rumble’s travel woes… contract termination… if you don’t like the move, then don’t take the job. Rumble says FINE! I QUIT! He slams his managers license onto President Lewis' desk and storms out of the office! Ed Lewis just shrugs his shoulders nonchalantly and goes back to his phone… but then Rumble slowly sneaks back in, tail between legs… oh gosh, he was just kidding about quitting… he tries discreetly reaching for his license BACK off the desk, but Lewis humorously keeps it from him... Rumble is full-blown sleaze mode, maybe Lewis can break him off with a little re-location fee or something? Just to ease his transition?... instead, Lewis flies into a fury and completely buries Rumble before calling security to escort him from the building!! Tony Rumble YOU’RE FIRED!!! He rips up Tony's managers license! Oh no! The Boston Bad Boy flies into a comical, over-exaggerated fluster as he begs and pleads to keep his job while security muscles him around and forces him out of the office… Ed Lewis just says GOOD RIDDANCE! Then he shuts his office door to have some peace and quiet, as Rumble is dragged kicking and screaming out of XPW Remixed for good…
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** BACKSTAGE SKIT **
Intrepid backstage correspondent MSD spots Olympia head coach William Muldoon arriving in the building and rushes over for a quick interview… Muldoon is more distraught than outright incensed over his loss to turncoat student Hakushi Kuro (see “Fallout Festival”)… and he’s here tonight with a few words for fellow comrades-in-arms Mil Mascaras and John Cena… Muldoon wants to make sure the true spirit of competition remains, and that the black incorrigible taint of Hakushi Kuro doesn’t linger over the Boston championship and tarnish that…
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** Winning team becomes PERMANENT hosts of XPW Online **
SHANE DOUGLAS & LIZZY BORDEN
vs
SHAD GASPARD & SUNNY
vs
FRENCH ANGEL & SAMMI LANE
(Intergender Triple Threat Tag Match)
versus
versus
In XPW Remixed battles are fought over lust, pride, jealously, resentment, respect – but most of all – for money. The title of XPW Online Host is certainly a boost to one’s respective ego & TV time (which impacts sponsorships and promos, etc..) but most importantly it means a serious hike in pay… just like any job there is a long line of treacherous cut throats waiting to take that spot by any means necessary… this match here is no exception… Sammi Lane was actually original host of the series, before being yanked in a political power play by Sunny (part of her arrival in XPW Remixed required specialized camera time for her)… but karma is a bitch and Sunny found herself muscled out of the position by Lizzy Borden and her man (the Unofficial XPW Champion) Shane Douglas…
This match helps fulfill the “sportz entertainment” quota of our show tonight, with plenty of shenanigans involved with all 3 teams (who all hate and despise each other equally)… Shad Gaspard out muscles Shane - Douglas tries to avoid Angel - Angel roars through Shad – Shane takes out Angel with Lizzy’s distraction… in the darkest moment of the match, poor Sammi Lane is trying to revive French Angel only to find herself the last one remaining in the ring with both Douglas & Borden inching closer to her with obviously evil intentions… Shane Douglas actually grabs Sammi by her hair at one point, but that’s enough to revive French Angel from the dead and act like a can of spinach to Popeye… while Sunny & Lizzy Borden wind up on the arena floor tearing each other’s clothes off, French Angel plows through Douglas with a series of charging shoulder tackles before finishing with a bearhug into an overhead suplex toss that puts Douglas through the wooden table HE propped up in the corner!! French Angel gestures for Sammi Lane to enter the ring, and protects her as she hooks Shane’s leg and gets the pinfall victory! Angel & Lane have done it! They’re the new & permanent hosts of XPW Online! Angel hoists her on his shoulder Macho Man & Elizabeth-style, while the rest of the bad guys are separated and fume…
Winners: FRENCH ANGEL & SAMMI LANE
Postmatch, as Borden is helping Shane back to the dressing room – Sammi Lane is on the mic for the match-closing finale… where she CHALLENGES both Douglas & Borden to finish this once and for all at “Night of Champions II”… when her man French Angel will be challenging Douglas for his FAKE GOLD BELT! And when they win they’re tossing it in the Pacific Ocean with the rest of the garbage and sewage!!!
** Unofficial XPW Championship **
Shane Douglas © & Lizzy Borden vs French Angel & Sammi Lane
only at "Night of Champions II"!!
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"THREE SIDES OF DANGER"
William Muldoon returns as attempted peace keeper but his conversation with Mil Mascaras and John Cena turns abruptly south when Cena & Mascaras' respective machismo turns them against each other... something Muldoon warns is Hakushi Kuro's whole intent... for at "Night of Champions II" a triple threat match has been signed... Mil Mascaras defends his XPW Boston championship against John Cena... AND Hakushi Kuro... they must remain united to dispose of the evil Hakushi before contesting the championship with honor... but the way Cena & Mascaras' relationship has progressed since "Fallout Festival", it's clear they are not on the same page... especially when John Cena abruptly walks out on their little exchange, before Mascaras does the same... leaving William Muldoon alone to shake his head grimly in dismay...
** XPW Boston Championship **
Mil Mascaras (1975) © versus John Cena (2005) versus Hakushi Kuro (1995)
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"A TV STAR IS BORN"
The Miz finally responds to Gorgeous George, Focus & David Otunga (2014)’s recent tirades against him… and in typical grandiose Miz fashion, he did it on some of the biggest stages in Television… YES the MIZ thinks Gorgeous George is all pomp and no circumstance… YES the Miz says David Otunga (2014) is a Red Carpet wannabe… YES the MIZ has seen GG’s naughty pictures and is not impressed!... and finally, YES the MIZ will accept Gorgeous George’s TV title challenge – if not only to knock George off his high-horse and back into the black-and-white era! And the MIZ will do that in HD because he’s AWWWEESSSOOOMMMEEE!!!!
MIZ versus Gorgeous George for the XPW Television Title!!!
Only at “Night of Champions II”!!!
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** XPW #1 Contenders Match **
”SICK” NICK MONDO (2002) versus EZEKIEL JACKSON (2012)
(w/ special referee Lou Thesz)
versus
Special Referee
Ezekiel Jackson tries to roll high on his intimidation check by flexing his muscles and rolling his shoulders, as Nick Mondo looks thoroughly unimpressed… but looks can be deceiving. Jackson stalks Mondo at the start of the bell, but Mondo avoids him and tries sticking and moving (light jabs, leg kicks etc)… Until Jackson just rips through his defense – reverses, and stomps the shit out of Mondo in the corner. Big Zeke choke tosses Mondo into the turnbuckles (REALLY putting over the size and strength difference) and lays into him in the corner. Special ref Lou Thesz counts to 10 and admonishes Jackson for not breaking earlier… intense stare down between Thesz & Jackson…
Jackson tries to intimidate Lou Thesz to no avail… Jackson whips Mondo cross-corner but the follow up charge meets Nick’s feet… and “Sick” Nick Mondo makes the brief comeback – before getting cut off by a wicked short-arm clothesline… But Big Zeke misses an elbow drop and, Nick Mondo immediately scrambles into a submission attempt… Jackson just kicks him off and sits-up… so Mondo running dropkicks him back down… A wild suicide flying clothesline sends Jackson to the floor and Mondo follows up with a slingshot con hilo! “XPW! XPW!” Even Lou Thesz looked impressed… Mondo recovers, and tries to come off the apron (announcers say his high-flying dexterity is the key to beating Jackson tonight)… but gets caught in a spinebuster onto the floor!!! BIG POP and minor “HOLY S***!” chant for that. Jackson’s in full control and rams Mondo’s back into the post, “Sick” Nick hobbles into the aisle, and they fight there and onto the stage where Jackson bodyslams him onto the ramp.
They continue to battle in the aisle and back into the ring (Thesz follows but does not administer the double-count… he’s just trying to direct them back into the ring); Jackson pummels “Sick” Nick for a brief period until Mondo hits a surprise (and desperation) DDT on the ramp… Jackson tries to get up so Mondo drops legs and diving elbow drops into Jackson’ body to keep him there… but Big Zeke won’t stay down and Mondo’s frustration is starting to show… Now Thesz & Mondo exchange a few words as action moves back into the ring… Mondo gets an Irish whip reversed and goes sternum first into the turnbuckles… Jackson works the chest using a heart punch, dropping elbows and applying a bow-and-arrow on Mondo – looking for the submission… but Mondo won’t quit… “Sick” Nick Mondo struggles to his feet where Jackson tries to catch his own breath by holding onto a bear hug… “Sick” Nick stomps the toes of the Jackson, trying to create distance, but one stiff lariat puts Mondo back down on the mat… Jackson hoists Mondo up in his torture rack submission! But Mondo won’t quit and tangles his own legs in the ropes for the break… Thesz forces Jackson to drop Mondo’s body, and once again champion and potential challenger have a tense show down… Jackson tries to cover but only gets 2. He stares hard at Thesz again, allowing Mondo to unleash a few more leg kicks… Jackson counters a whip into an elbow out of the corner; but misses a knee in the buckles - damaging his leg and giving “Sick” Nick Mondo something to work on (Zeke is still suffering from the affects of Buddy Rogers crowbar shot to the knee, which is why his match with Rogers at “Fallout Festival” was so short – or so say Solie & Striker on commentary) …
“Sick” Nick zooms in on the leg - stomping away on Jackson’s appendage… he tenaciously works the leg and eventually applies a ringpost figure-four! Thesz counts him and forces the break… Back in the ring, “Sick” Nick applies a traditional figure-four leglock – and after what seems like an eternity - Jackson turns Mondo over forcing him to break the hold. Jackson hobbles over to “Sick” Nick and keeps him boxed in the corner and along the ropes – opening up with a salvo of pulverizing body shots (shades of his past battles with Primo Carnera)… but Big Zeke overcalculates and misses a big kick – this allows “Sick” Nick Mondo to counter and ground Jackson with a leg grapevine… “Sick” Nick keeps the advantage by avoiding a standing clothesline and hits a side-Russian leg sweep for two… snap-suplex and backbreaker follows, but Mondo’s second-rope legdrop finds only mat… both men struggle to their feet and clothesline each other for a double KO… Back up, Mondo kicks the leg out but Jackson pummels his midsection from his knees and moves into full-mount, ground-and-pound… Jackson hits a MASSIVE dominator for the finish… but Mondo surprisingly kicks out! Even Thesz looks a little surprised, and Jackson jaws with him over the speed of the count… but now, we’ve got our first sign of a disturbance as SAMI CALLIHAN & THUMBTACK JACK are making their way to ringside!!! Uh oh! Cut to commercial!!!
“Sick” Nick Mondo hits a series of rope-assisted dives and planchas – keeping Jackson immobile and off base… until Jackson finally CATCHES him in mid-air, and in a rage BENCHPRESSES Mondo over the top rope onto an XPW Camera man below!!! OMG “HOLY S***T” and “XPW!” chants for that! Lou Thesz seriously admonishes Jackson while the evil Sami Callihan and Thumbtack Jack still lurk at ringside… Big Zeke brushes Thesz off and follows Mondo to the floor where he launches him into the ring steps... Back in the ring, Jackson tries to Irish-whip (shout out Danno O’Mahoney!) Mondo into the turnbuckles, but Mondo actually hops ONTO the top turnbuckle and executes a rope-walk flying Superman punch!! It only gets a two count! Big Zeke reverses into a powerbomb attempt, but Mondo counters into a sunset flip… another CLOSE two count! Now we have our first attempted distraction at ringside, as Sami Callihan directs Thumbtack Jack onto the ring apron where he begins arguing with special ref Lou Thesz… this allows Sami Callihan to sneak into the ring with a steel chair… but when Ezekiel Jackson turns around and just STARES HIM DOWN… he slowly retreats – eyes wide – from the ring! Busted! And now… we’ve got another unannounced visitor from the locker room… THE MESSIAH!!! He’s here to keep an eye on the treacherous duo of Callihan and Jack!
Things are getting tense as Jackson & Mondo battle down to the wire (and TV time limit)… sure enough – a shouting match at ringside erupts into fisticuffs when Callihan whips Thumbtack Jack into a brawl with Messiah… chaos at ringside! The Messiah slips free momentarily from the confusion to retrieve a barbed wire-wrapped steel chair and slide it into the ring… right towards Mondo’s feet… Messiah fervently implores Mondo to USE the weapon against Jackson! It’s the only way to slay the monster! But instead, Mondo declines! With a moody, somber look in his eyes he kicks the chair back in Messiah’s direction, seemingly offending him greatly… Mondo then turns around right into the winds of fate (aka “Book of Ezekiel” standing uranage) that bounces his body off the mat with concussive force… special referee Lou Thesz is right in position to make the 3 – count… he does, only inches away from Jackson’s face – both men staring each down the entire time. Big Zeke is the new #1 Contender! He and Lou Thesz rise to their feet – both almost the same height, but Jackson MUCH wider and more ripped… face-off! Stare down! Finger point and chest pound! These two fierce competitors are ready to unleash their FURY at “Night of Champions II”!!! Meanwhile, security forcefully remove Sami Callihan & Thumbtack Jack from the building (again) as Messiah just stares a hole through Mondo’s skull with dark, hypnotic eyes…
Winner (and #1 Contender): EZEKIEL JACKSON
** FADE OUT **
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XPW Remixed presents...
** XPW Championship **
Lou Thesz (1955) © versus Ezekiel Jackson (2012)
** Money-in-the-Bank Ladder Match **
Sheamus vs Jon Moxley vs Bam Bam Bigelow vs ? vs ? vs ?
** Unofficial XPW Championship **
Shane Douglas © & Lizzy Borden vs French Angel & Sammi Lane
** XPW Television Championship **
The MIZ (2011) © versus Gorgeous George ** DEBUT **
Bruno Sammartino versus Samoa Joe
II
** XPW Tag Team Championship **
Fabulous Kangaroos © w/ Wild Red Berry vs (Real) Kings of Wrestling w/ Jessica Darlin
versus ?? versus ??
** XPW Boston Championship **
Mil Mascaras (1975) © versus John Cena (2005) versus Hakushi Kuro (1995)
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CREDITS:
SAMOA JOE: Guru Magazine Interview (2/9/12)
BRUNO SAMMARTINO: SLAM! Magazine articles (2007)
MATT STRIKER: Declaration of Independents interview (2004)
MISSY HYATT: "First Lady of Wrestling" autobiography
LOU THESZ: Wrestling Classics messageboard