Post by MadStepDad on Jan 29, 2012 15:49:59 GMT -5
Cut to the (NEW) in-studio host for the show
Sunny
I love hosting all the TV shows because it's basically my show – I'm on the whole show for the whole hour. There’s so much stuff! I have a lot of fun here.
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"OCCUPY XPW REMIXED"
Show opens with a wild, cramped crowd shots of fans going crazy in the balcony. There - amongst the rowdy people - is none other than NICK FN GAGE and the BLKOut crew! (Ruckus, Sabian and now Michael Tarver)… Gage has the mic for a rousing profanity-laced promo that gets everybody chanting “XPW! XPW!” Gage is sick of the politics and plays this game (and jeopardizes his freedom) for one thing only - the love of the sport! This is the sport of kings and NICK FN GAGE is the Future of Hardcore!!! He then makes another brazen challenge and threat to XPW Remixed Commissioner “Real Deal” Damien Steele - ordering the Commissioner to give Gage what he wants tonight, or risk a crew of hooded-up, mask-wearing goons kicking down his office door! Gage means business tonight and he ain’t going nowhere until Steele gives him a TITLE SHOT!
Nick Gage does it for the love!
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”SICK” NICK MONDO vs HUMAN TORNADO vs
WEEDMAN vs SAMOA JOE
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”Sick” Nick Mondo’s recreation as a Jr Heavyweight sensation has reinvigorated his XPW Remixed career, and may have forestalled his ultimate destiny had fate not intervened (the stain’s of Mondo’s past with the Cannibal Cartel with haunt him forever)… Mondo gets a chance to deliver his style of high-octane offense, seasoned by Human Tornado’s capoeira/jive dance moves and flavored with Weedman’s extracurricular match antics… but this fight is really just a display for Samoa Joe… who enters as 4th surprise contestant and has little to no problem running through each of his opponents… After Mondo - then Human Tornado - wipe out with crowd pleasing top rope vaults, Samoa Joe winds up alone with Weedman where a muscle buster/ rear naked choke in quick succession squeezes out the tap!!! Weedman submits!
Winner: SAMOA JOE
Post match Samoa Joe is on a rampage, SCREAMING for “competition!” You see why this segment was probably cut from XPW TV, because Joe uses excessive profanity... As he rants, with spittle catching the camera lens, we see the devilish Sami Callihan lurking in the distance! Is he preparing to answer?? Instead, Joe vents his frusteration, throws a few officals aside, and storms backstage... Joe has finally powdered out of the ring, where cameras focus on a recuperating Nick Mondo… who is suddenly blindsided by Sami Callihan!!! “The New Horror” (still in Hot Topic street clothes) lays into Mondo from the rear, and tosses him into set lights and guard rails… finally the switchblade knife comes out and Callihan gigs Mondo’s forehead causing a torrent of bloodshed! XPW Security intervenes but it’s too late… Mondo is wounded and Callihan cuts another close-up, off the cuff promo for the cameras while waving his bloody switchblade knife about…
Sami Callihan makes a case to call himself "Best of the Best"...
SUNNY SAYZ:
"There's just a bunch of back-stabbers [and] nobody likes each other in the locker room."
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"A WORD FROM THE COMPANY"
Cameras catch Lewis & Mondt leaving a city hall meeting with just enough time to answer a few questions... they have a few very interesting contractual caveats concerning the secession of "The Commission" - regardless if whether or not they're able to cash in their championship rematch... and after XPW TV Episode #35, they failed at that too... now GDT Inc has some very important words of advice for TGW, Jack Pfefer and their Commission office come next Episode... get a lawyer... cuz we sure did, and you're bound to meet him next Episode when your Territory Wars fates are SEALED!
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COMING SOON TO XPW REMIXED...
The Famous, Fantastic, Fantasy-wrestling debut of the FABULOUS KANGAROOS
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USO’s (2010) w/ Ad Santel & Tamina versus
versus versus versus
”Sick” Nick Mondo’s recreation as a Jr Heavyweight sensation has reinvigorated his XPW Remixed career, and may have forestalled his ultimate destiny had fate not intervened (the stain’s of Mondo’s past with the Cannibal Cartel with haunt him forever)… Mondo gets a chance to deliver his style of high-octane offense, seasoned by Human Tornado’s capoeira/jive dance moves and flavored with Weedman’s extracurricular match antics… but this fight is really just a display for Samoa Joe… who enters as 4th surprise contestant and has little to no problem running through each of his opponents… After Mondo - then Human Tornado - wipe out with crowd pleasing top rope vaults, Samoa Joe winds up alone with Weedman where a muscle buster/ rear naked choke in quick succession squeezes out the tap!!! Weedman submits!
Winner: SAMOA JOE
Post match Samoa Joe is on a rampage, SCREAMING for “competition!” You see why this segment was probably cut from XPW TV, because Joe uses excessive profanity... As he rants, with spittle catching the camera lens, we see the devilish Sami Callihan lurking in the distance! Is he preparing to answer?? Instead, Joe vents his frusteration, throws a few officals aside, and storms backstage... Joe has finally powdered out of the ring, where cameras focus on a recuperating Nick Mondo… who is suddenly blindsided by Sami Callihan!!! “The New Horror” (still in Hot Topic street clothes) lays into Mondo from the rear, and tosses him into set lights and guard rails… finally the switchblade knife comes out and Callihan gigs Mondo’s forehead causing a torrent of bloodshed! XPW Security intervenes but it’s too late… Mondo is wounded and Callihan cuts another close-up, off the cuff promo for the cameras while waving his bloody switchblade knife about…
Sami Callihan makes a case to call himself "Best of the Best"...
SUNNY SAYZ:
"There's just a bunch of back-stabbers [and] nobody likes each other in the locker room."
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"A WORD FROM THE COMPANY"
Cameras catch Lewis & Mondt leaving a city hall meeting with just enough time to answer a few questions... they have a few very interesting contractual caveats concerning the secession of "The Commission" - regardless if whether or not they're able to cash in their championship rematch... and after XPW TV Episode #35, they failed at that too... now GDT Inc has some very important words of advice for TGW, Jack Pfefer and their Commission office come next Episode... get a lawyer... cuz we sure did, and you're bound to meet him next Episode when your Territory Wars fates are SEALED!
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COMING SOON TO XPW REMIXED...
The Famous, Fantastic, Fantasy-wrestling debut of the FABULOUS KANGAROOS
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USO’s (2010) w/ Ad Santel & Tamina versus
HAVANA PITBULLS (2004)
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Ad Santel name is linked to the evolution of pro wrestling, both as a trainer and as a competitor. In XPW Remixed, he’s come to play a character somewhere in between John Tolos’ brash “Coach” (circa early 90s WWF and manager to Mr Perfect) and Cowboy Bob Orton (with his ever present arm cast)… The Uso’s are college-educated, streetwise athletes who lean on their pre-match war dance as a character-defining trait as well as an adrenaline-pumping warm up… They have the slight size advantage on Reyes and Romero, but the Pitbulls bring that raw Indy-feel that leaves the Uso’s with stiff chop marks and mat burns… this is revenge for the Uso’s humiliating victory over them previously (see XPW Online #10)… now fully prepared and fresh, the Pitbulls take advantage of the Uso’s and even overcome an interference attempt by Santel to catch Jey Uso in their tag team finisher (like a Demolition Decapitation but with a diving knee drop instead of an elbow). Good, highly competitive match between two young teams looking to become viable contenders for the XPW Tag Team straps.
Winner: HAVANA PITBULLS
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versus
Ad Santel name is linked to the evolution of pro wrestling, both as a trainer and as a competitor. In XPW Remixed, he’s come to play a character somewhere in between John Tolos’ brash “Coach” (circa early 90s WWF and manager to Mr Perfect) and Cowboy Bob Orton (with his ever present arm cast)… The Uso’s are college-educated, streetwise athletes who lean on their pre-match war dance as a character-defining trait as well as an adrenaline-pumping warm up… They have the slight size advantage on Reyes and Romero, but the Pitbulls bring that raw Indy-feel that leaves the Uso’s with stiff chop marks and mat burns… this is revenge for the Uso’s humiliating victory over them previously (see XPW Online #10)… now fully prepared and fresh, the Pitbulls take advantage of the Uso’s and even overcome an interference attempt by Santel to catch Jey Uso in their tag team finisher (like a Demolition Decapitation but with a diving knee drop instead of an elbow). Good, highly competitive match between two young teams looking to become viable contenders for the XPW Tag Team straps.
Winner: HAVANA PITBULLS
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"XPW OCCUPIED"
** BACKSTAGE SKIT **
In the office with Commissioner Steele (and his secretary Jasmine St. Claire)... they are surrounded by XPW security and well aware of Gage's threats... Steele is barking orders on his cell phone, when Cali Cripplers head coach AD SANTEL bustles into the office, still hot from the previous match... the old school hooker expresses his extreme discontent with the finish of the previous match (on some "Mark Cuban versus NBA Referees" type shit)... Steele placates him, while still maintaining a working relationship with Santel's California-based training camp (should the BLKOut thing get too out of hand)... next XPW Online, the Havana Pitbulls versus 3 of Ad Santel's chosen cripplers!.. and that's the REAL DEAL!!!
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"JUICE"
Jon WHO?
JON MOXLEY catches roving cameras backstage, and demands they capture his next interaction… as he leads the camera down the office hallways of the building, he regales us on tales of his previous conquests and victories – including driving Terry Funk from XPW Remixed for good (see “(Another) New Years Revolution”)… but just as he’s approaching the office door of his destination, THE GRAND WIZARD is seen hustling out… It’s the Commission office, and Jon Moxley (still high off his victory over Funk) is planning on formerly introducing himself to The Grand Wizard and seeking his master guidance and tutelage… but these best laid plans go awry, when TGW (already surrounded by yes men and his mouth running a mile-a-minute with his own legal problems) completely snubs Moxley! TGW rudely acts like he doesn’t know Moxley, never heard of him, and dismisses him harshly – indicating he has MORE important fish to fry… cue entry of the Original SHEIK with his gleaming piece of championship hardware (the KotDM title)… Moxley eyes the Sheik, and then his belt… apparently each worth more than his own career… TGW waves him out of the way and leaves with his procession, still barking orders and demands… leaving a disgruntled, outraged Jon Moxley left to stew and fume in his own obscurity as cameras fade out…
The Grand Wizard has just returned to XPW Remixed and has too much on his plate to acknowledge a mere "underground Indy" wrestler...
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DANNY HAVOC
Welcome to the online ("not a fucking") blog by XPW Remixed Fantasy Superstar Danny Havoc... (aka "a reprint of all his awesome web rants"). Tonight, the the 2nd episode...
"I'VE DISCOVERED MY DESTINY.
(Finally; Purpose...)"
In life, it’s important to have goals. Without them, you’ll find yourself feeling lost and empty. You need to set realistic, reachable goals, so that you always have something to work toward. This creates a sense of purpose for the mindless, day-to-day routine. With that in mind, I’ve finally decided on my life’s goal: I’m going to turn the classic late '80s arcade game “BAD DUDES” into a feature-length film.
If you’re not familiar with “BAD DUDES,” you must be a douchebag. It’s the epic tale of two brothers (if not by blood, then at least brothers in “badness”) who are called upon by the US Government to save the President (“President Ronnie,” that is) from the evil Dragon Ninja, and his hordes of martial artist minions. That’s right, these two bandana-sporting street tuffs are the last hope that the inept American government has of saving the leader of the free world. The Secret Service, the CIA, the FBI, the entire US Armed Forces…none of them could stand against Dragon Ninja, and they knew it. So, in lieu of even trying to save the President by themselves, the Pentagon decided to call upon two of the baddest dudes your sorry ass will ever see, Striker and Blade, to reclaim Democracy from those scumfuck Asian bastards. Together, they battle their way through thousands of ninja, several Fire-breathing Russian strongmen, and the Dragon Ninja himself, to recapture Pres. Ronnie; and it’s not because they care about the government, either—hell no, they’d just as soon break their foot off in the asses of everyone in congress, and they would, too—they just did the whole thing for a kick, just to show everybody how goddamn bad they are. That’s the kind of quality storytelling that needs to make the transition to the big screen in the worst way. The tagline for the movie would be the same as that of the game, of course; “Rampant ninja-related crime these days. White House is NOT the exception!” Seriously, is that not fucking brilliant? It reads like a VCR instruction manual translated from Japanese. Awesome. As to the movie, the cast is the only thing that might prove difficult. Who possesses the necessary badness to portray these two heroes? Stallone and Chuck Norris? No, too geriatric. Jackie Chan and Vin Diesel? No, too ethnic. Matt Damon and Ben Affleck? Possibly…
In order to be done properly, it would have to be filmed as if it were a low-end 1980s street gang film, in the vein of “Tuff Turf” or even “The Warriors.” Our heroes, like in the game, would have to dress in matching tank tops, high-top sneakers, stylishly-tattered jeans, weight-lifting gloves, and red headbands. Also, as in the game, there would have to be a long, drawn-out fight scene atop a city bus, where ninja keep popping up from everywhere, and none of the people in the bus or around the town seem to notice (or perhaps they’re street smart, and know how “Bad” these “Dudes” are, and know not to get involved). Obviously, there would need to be a lot of power ballads, and at least one main character would need to carry an oversized boombox and spontaneously break into the “Robot” at some point.
This movie’s going to be fucking sweet…
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”OCCUPY XPW REMIXED Part 2”
More shots of Nick Gage and his crew partying with the fans in the stands and causing mosh pits, breast flashing, fights and general disturbances… the ringleader (and escaped fugitive on the run) Nick FN Gage catches the camera for another quick, up and close promo… still rocking his bandanna over the face he tells Commissioner Steele the clock is ticking on his reign and that he better answer Gage’s title shot ultimatum or run the risk of getting GOT! BLKOut are coming for U!!! More “Nick FN Gage!” and “XPW! XPW!” chants from the rowdy, drunk crowds around them...
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RAISHA SAEED versus ALEXXIS NEVAEH
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Revenge for the weeks of stalking and harassment levied upon the Olympia by Raisha Saeed’s Evil Empire… Saeed gets the ominous solo entrance portraying the role of masked terrorist… Nevaeh is the perky, no-nonsense mat technician… short, but dense encounter between the two competitors with each getting equal offense, but Nevaeh overcoming the nefarious illegal tactics in the end to win with a spinning implant DDT! Chalk another one up for the Olympia!!!
Winner: ALEXXIS NEVAEH
SUNNY SAYZ:
" I think they do have a crop of girls that have a lot more talent than the WWE girls because they have been schooled in the business. They either went to wrestling schools or they studied the business before they got into it, and they actually have respect for it and they want to be in the business because they like wrestling."
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"A SOLUTION FOR THE OCCUPATION"
** BACKSTAGE SKIT **
In the office with Commissioner Damien Steele (w/ his secretary Jasmine St. Claire)… he has received word of Nick Gage’s BLKOut threat - and while St Claire seemingly frets about being manhandled by groups of Black men at a time (with all the humorous innuendo that comes with that) - Steele is more than confident of his own protection… he has a plan, and he has indeed granted Nick Gage his coveted title shot… that way, we can continue to do business the XPW-way… WITHOUT legal interference…
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MATT MORGAN challenges EZEKIEL JACKSON to a rubber match at
"MY BLOODY VALENTINE II"
XPW Online - the place for exclusive, uncut XPW Remixed footage… after the cameras stopped rolling at Episode #35, this amazing video was captured… cut to darkened backstage entrance ramp, where a defeated and sore Ezekiel Jackson is re-emerging back into the gorilla position, after his grueling triple threat main event… there he is ambushed and attacked by Matt Morgan! The huge “Blueprint” actually winds up spearing Ezekiel Jackson THROUGH the entrance ramp wall, leaving him in the rubble!!! Matt Morgan flaunts his Diamond Dynasty Rolex and challenges Jackson to end their feud once and for all with a rubber match… Matt Morgan vs. Ezekiel Jackson… WALL OF STONE match!!! Only at “My Bloody Valentine II”!!!
Matt Morgan is the "Blueprint" of the Diamond Dynasty!
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"AN ANSWER TO THE FLUFF BOWL"
Impassioned, backstage "shoot" interview with Annie Social where she denounces Lizzy Borden as a power-mad floozy who's blocking Social's rematch with all this "fluff bowl BS"... Annie Social is gonna show Lizzy Borden who is boss... just watch...
Former XPW Remixed Woman's champion ANNIE SOCIAL wants her fn belt back.
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"WRESTLER HARDBODY HARRISON GUILTY IN SEX SLAVE TRIAL"
ATLANTA — A federal jury found former pro wrestler "Hardbody Harrison" guilty of multiple counts of sex trafficking and forced labor Wednesday in a scheme to force women into prostitution.Prosecutors said the former wrestler, whose real name is Harrison Norris, forced women into prostitution, holding them prisoner at two homes he owned in Cartersville. Norris acted as his own attorney during his trial in federal court. He was convicted of charges including conspiracy, witness tampering, aggravated sexual abuse, forced labor, and sex trafficking involving eight women. He has been sentenced to LIFE in prison. The case was handled by federal prosecutors because the suspects transported the women on interstate highways, provided them with condoms that were manufactured outside Georgia and used mobile phones.
Norris claimed he was just training the women to be professional wrestlers. He said many of them arrived on drugs and left in the best shape of their lives. During a two-week trial, prosecutors portrayed him as a predator who used his wrestling business to lure poor and vulnerable women into prostitution and forced labor. "I think the jury's verdict vindicates the rights of the victims who were brave enough to come forward and confront this man who abused them," Assistant U.S. Attorney Susan Coppedge said. Witnesses testified that Norris, a former Army sergeant and veteran of the Persian Gulf War, imposed a strict military structure, with each of the women assigned to a squad overseen by an "enforcer." One witness testified that Norris beat or threatened them to keep control and that he threatened to throw one through a hotel window when she would not engage in sex with two customers. In addition to forcing the victims to work as prostitutes, Norris made them work in and around his houses, requiring them to haul trees, lay sod and paint, according to testimony. Norris wrestled for the now-defunct World Championship Wrestling organization in the 1990s. In 2000, after leaving WCW, Norris, who is black, joined other wrestlers in a lawsuit against the company and its parent, Turner Sports. The lawsuit alleged racial discrimination, saying WCW cast nonwhite wrestlers in unflattering stereotypical roles. Norris settled out of court for a sum his family said was upward of $1 million.
SUNNY SAYZ:
"To bring girls in off the street that know nothing about this business and giving them a job when there are so many girls that really respect this business and have learned their craft that can’t get a job, I think that’s the wrong way to go about hiring girls."
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"STATE of the UNION"
(aka "the Shoot heard round Mash-Up Wrestling")
”Real Deal” Damien Steele (on-screen Commissioner of XPW Remixed) starts the segment in the ring, wearing his business-suit finest… calls for Gage who answers him from the balcony, wary of the security guards and riot officers Steele has surrounded the ring with… Steele bargains with Gage… nobody wants the cops called cuz then the entire XPW Remixed party gets shut down… so let’s keep things moving… Industry current events: Sheik survived his terrifying encounter with Jun Kasai at “(Another) New Years Revolution”, retaining his KotDM title… ladies & gentleman, introducing the reigning KING OF THE DEATH MATCH, the Original Sheik!!!
THE SHEIK (1969)
OG Sheik gets his elaborate championship entrance, alongside the now-returning TGW! Gage & his BLKOut crew watch on stoically as Sheik takes the ring (doing his prayer rug ritual) and The Grand Wizard greets Damien Steele on the mic… Crowd boos and vulgar chants almost drown out TGW, but his voice is a mighty sword cutting through their vitriol… TGW is BACK!!! Mission statement promo; he alone is the voice of power within the Commission and he alone commands their last claim to championship validation… but with that said, OG Sheik will be removed from action for an indefinite amount of time due to injuries suffered during his title match at “(A)NYR”… big time boos… but now Gage has a mic up in the stands to cut all the TGW’s self-aggrandizing, egotistical rantings in half…
This is it; the big one… Crowd-pleasing, chant-inducing promo from Gage that elevates the “KotDM” title to mythical proportions, while simultaneously ripping down TGW and the evil foreign menace Sheik’s involvement with it… this is “CM Punk shoots on Vince; WWE - summer 2011” type stuff… enough snaky “insider” references (including mentioning “CZW”, “the Philly Wars” and that “m******** c******* scumbag Rob Black” by name) to convince even the staunchest smart fan what they just witnessed was an off-the-cuff “shoot“… XPW Remixed went with that vibe of “uncut raw” by slicing Gage’s segment from the original TV broadcast reel, and instead relegating to XPW Online - where only the uncensored, too-hot-for-TV shenanigans transpire… Gage winds up talking himself into a 3-way dance TONIGHT for the “INTERIM” King of the Death Match championship! But not only that, since this is the East Coast and BLKOut RUN the muthaphuckkin East Coast, this match gets turned into a “Killadelphia’z Finest” Street Wars match!!! Featuring 3 of Philly’s most wanted, adopted Death Match wrestlers!… In XPW Remixed, such an emphasis is put on fan involvement that it always winds up putting the heels in embarrasing situations by playing on their macho bluster... Oh my, cue the FANS CHOICE entrances of Gage's two opponents tonight, and cue the look of unholy disgust from TGW and his crew!
** INTERIM King of the Death Match Championship match **
JUN KASAI (2012) versus SABU (1997) versus
NICK GAGE (2010)
("Killadelphia'z Finest Street Fight")
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Main event match is a sleeper hit of the year… all 3 men received thunderous ovations from the crowd, climaxing with Sabu’s big welcome home… TGW (once again his bluster and ego getting the better of him in a testosterone-driven public setting) finds himself on commentary beside Solie & Striker, trying to rationalize his decision to allow this match to be for the “INTERIM” championship… all the while, Original Sheik sits nearby with the REAL KotDM title still over his shoulder…
All 3 men get off their most daring, crowd pleasing spots and dueling chants provide an almost international soccer-like level of involvement from the fans… barricades, chairs, tables, and then panes of glass all get used in devastating (and rousing) fashion… By linking the lineage of the KotDM title all the way back to the 60s, and forward through ECW, IWA, CZW and now XPW Remixed (and even mentioning XPW Remixed alumni like JC Bailey & Lil Chief as hardcore delegates) in his shoot promo, Nick Gage somehow managed to make this match feel like the most important fight in hardcore wrestling’s history… and all 3 men deliver; in return the crowd frenzy just feeds the flames further until you have this incredible photosynthesis of energy that can only be coined “pro wrestling nirvana”… top rope high wire acts, two ladders and a razor-board (thank u Jun Kasai) bring the match to it’s conclusion… Kasai misses a Kamikaze dive through light tubes - Sabu misses an Arabian face buster through a table… Gage catches Kasai with a brain buster on a cinderblock… 1!… 2!… 3!!! Nick Gage has done it!!! He takes hold of the belt, and immediately rechristens it the “Ultra violent Underground” championship - the only title that matters in Xtreme wrestling!!! (directed right at Sheik and TGW still watching from the announce table - a wall of security guards standing between them and the ring)
Winner (and NEW (Interim) KotDM Champion): NICK FN GAGE!!!
Post match, cameras linger on a longshot of the ring, where Gage clutches his belt (with his BLKOut crew watching his back)... he's shouting over a wall of XPW security that stand between the ring and the announce table, where TGW is running his mouth... but just as we're rolling credits and about to fade out, an unruly "fan" jumps the guard rail and attacks the Sheik!?!? That's no fan - that's JON MOXLEY! Who has just assaulted and bloodied the Sheik before security can even act!!! Now Jon Moxley has STOLEN the Sheik's physical title belt and is fleeing back through the stands!!! With the crowd in near-riot mode, Gage and crew watching on from the ring, and TGW ranting and storming at ringside - Moxley holds up the REAL KotDM championship and taunts TGW with angry, tantrum-like cries of "DO U KNOW ME NOW!!! WHAT'S MY NAME NOW??" He even gives the finger to Gage and his crew! Oh my, we're out of time for the night! "MY BLOODY VALENTINE II" coming soon! Show some love!!!
Nick Gage is the "Interim" champion... Sheik is the KotDM champ...
but JON MOXLEY has the belt!!!
("Killadelphia'z Finest Street Fight")
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Main event match is a sleeper hit of the year… all 3 men received thunderous ovations from the crowd, climaxing with Sabu’s big welcome home… TGW (once again his bluster and ego getting the better of him in a testosterone-driven public setting) finds himself on commentary beside Solie & Striker, trying to rationalize his decision to allow this match to be for the “INTERIM” championship… all the while, Original Sheik sits nearby with the REAL KotDM title still over his shoulder…
All 3 men get off their most daring, crowd pleasing spots and dueling chants provide an almost international soccer-like level of involvement from the fans… barricades, chairs, tables, and then panes of glass all get used in devastating (and rousing) fashion… By linking the lineage of the KotDM title all the way back to the 60s, and forward through ECW, IWA, CZW and now XPW Remixed (and even mentioning XPW Remixed alumni like JC Bailey & Lil Chief as hardcore delegates) in his shoot promo, Nick Gage somehow managed to make this match feel like the most important fight in hardcore wrestling’s history… and all 3 men deliver; in return the crowd frenzy just feeds the flames further until you have this incredible photosynthesis of energy that can only be coined “pro wrestling nirvana”… top rope high wire acts, two ladders and a razor-board (thank u Jun Kasai) bring the match to it’s conclusion… Kasai misses a Kamikaze dive through light tubes - Sabu misses an Arabian face buster through a table… Gage catches Kasai with a brain buster on a cinderblock… 1!… 2!… 3!!! Nick Gage has done it!!! He takes hold of the belt, and immediately rechristens it the “Ultra violent Underground” championship - the only title that matters in Xtreme wrestling!!! (directed right at Sheik and TGW still watching from the announce table - a wall of security guards standing between them and the ring)
Winner (and NEW (Interim) KotDM Champion): NICK FN GAGE!!!
Post match, cameras linger on a longshot of the ring, where Gage clutches his belt (with his BLKOut crew watching his back)... he's shouting over a wall of XPW security that stand between the ring and the announce table, where TGW is running his mouth... but just as we're rolling credits and about to fade out, an unruly "fan" jumps the guard rail and attacks the Sheik!?!? That's no fan - that's JON MOXLEY! Who has just assaulted and bloodied the Sheik before security can even act!!! Now Jon Moxley has STOLEN the Sheik's physical title belt and is fleeing back through the stands!!! With the crowd in near-riot mode, Gage and crew watching on from the ring, and TGW ranting and storming at ringside - Moxley holds up the REAL KotDM championship and taunts TGW with angry, tantrum-like cries of "DO U KNOW ME NOW!!! WHAT'S MY NAME NOW??" He even gives the finger to Gage and his crew! Oh my, we're out of time for the night! "MY BLOODY VALENTINE II" coming soon! Show some love!!!
Nick Gage is the "Interim" champion... Sheik is the KotDM champ...
but JON MOXLEY has the belt!!!
SUNNY SAYZ:
"I’m not an advocate of it, but I’m not the kind of person who says, “Oh, deathmatches are bad. Don’t do them.” So in that sense, I really don’t think they should be so hard on that."
** FADE OUT **
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XPW Remixed presents...
"MY BLOODY VALENTINE II"
** XPW Championship **
Lou Thesz versus Bruno Sammartino
Ezekiel Jackson versus Matt Morgan III
("Wall of Stone" Match)
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CREDITS:
DANNY HAVOC: dannyhavoc.tripod.com/id8.html
SUNNY: Baltimore Sun Interview 2008
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