Post by MadStepDad on Jan 29, 2012 15:45:02 GMT -5
Cut to the in-studio announce team for the evening
Gordon Solie & Matt Striker
Ladies and gentleman we are broadcasting LIVE from an undisclosed location on the East Coast! We are fresh on the heels of the best Territory Wars PPV of the year so far with XPW Remixed presents “(Another) New Years Revolution”! A historic triple threat unification match went down and a new champion for the ages was crowned! Plus, a new Television champion, Terry Funk was forcefully removed from XPW, the French Angel was unmasked and JOHN CENA debuted as new Boston Champion! We’ll here from all of those players on their game-changing moments later, as the march to “My Bloody Valentine II” begins!!! Show some love!!!
XPW Remixed presents...
"MY BLOODY VALENTINE II"
Coming late Feb!!!
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”ONE KING TO RULE THEM ALL”
New unified XPW Remixed champion LOU THESZ opens the show… official championship coronation… congratulatory promo thanking God, his training partners, family and fans… huge cheers and “THANK U LOU!” chants… segues towards his future goals of being a fighting champion and unifying ALL the championships in the Mash-Up Wrestling universe!... this elicits huge cheers, but also brings out XPW Remixed East Coast VP JOE “TOOTS” MONDT!!! (light boos)…
His stake in the XPW Remixed championship remains unchanged, as the result of Thesz’ victory at “(Another) New Years Revolution”, therefore Gold Dust Trio Inc. still reserve the right to name the #1 contender… suddenly “Black & Yellow” by Wiz Khalifa interrupts his patronizing announcement – enter BRUNO SAMMARTINO (big pop)!!!...
Quick, impassioned promo from Sammartino where he straddles the line between respecting Thesz but not his win… da Brune should be the #1 Contender!!! Sammartino rages against Buddy Rogers (who chair shot to Bruno @ “(Another) New Years Revolution” turned the tide of their battle)… ultimately drawing forth the “Nature Boy” himself!!!...
“Diamonds from Sierra Leone” instrumental by Kanye West brings forth the charismatic Godfather himself, in all his glory… thousand dollar tailor-made suits, million dollar entourage (including Alex Riley, Missy Hyatt and big Matt Morgan), and alongside his manager and agent Jack Pfefer – enter “NATURE BOY” BUDDY ROGERS! On the stick, Rogers states HIS case and claim to glory and Pfefer concludes by demanding that Rogers be granted the #1 Contendership against Thesz…
Finally, this brings out East Coast President himself ED “STRANGLER” LEWIS… with the loss of their West Coast title, the Commission has been weakened and will subsequently be ousted from XPW Remixed completely!... Gold Dust Trio Inc alone rules XPW Remixed now... But the "Commission" are still legally bound to a championship rematch... so the first order of their new GDT Inc regime will be the christening of a new #1 Contender… so TONIGHT… in this very ring… we will have a #1 Contenders match… Bruno Sammartino versus “Nature Boy” Buddy Rogers… versus this man…
Ezekiel Jackson!!!
BRUNO SAMMARTINO vs BUDDY ROGERS vs EZEKIEL JACKSON!!!
(#1 Contenders Match)
TONIGHT!!!
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GENERATION ME versus
JUGGALO NINJAS (w/ Insane Clown Posse)
versus
Back from commercial and the fluorescent tights-wearing GenME pretty boys are already in the ring with a microphone and mean scowls… the fans boo them as Gen Me whine and complain about being misused and held down… this raises the crowd boo quotient, but it also (surprisingly) draws out none other than the INSANE CLOWN POSSE for a retort!!!... Violent J (with Shaggy as his hype man) cuts a quick promo on those two ungrateful little “bitch boys” to huge cheers, before unleashing their JUGGALO NINJAS stable upon them!!! The new ICP-attired and inspired combo of Necro Butcher & MadMan Pondo make the weapon-filled run in to big cheers… GenME are still able to dazzle with a few spots (using tables and chairs as weapons and propellants), but ultimately the element of surprise proves too much and the Juggalo Ninjas win after a wild spot in which Necro Butcher lights HIS OWN LEG ON FIRE before hitting a flaming leg drop from the top rope on one of the Jackson bros!!! HUGE pop for that as the Juggalo Ninjas continue their rise up the card. During commercial break, ICP actually regales the live audience with an in-ring concert!!!
Winners: JUGGALO NINJAS
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** BACKSTAGE SKIT **
Cameras catch JTG (formerly of “Cryme Tyme” fame) parlaying with his entourage and hanger-on’s JC Ice Baby & Wolfie D… aka “PG-13”… the arrogant, ignorant, completely-oblivious white boys talk with outdated slang and use ridiculously exaggerated body language and keep tugging their black Raider hats (and pulling on their Black Raider coats)… they’re “keeping it real” to JTG how much better rappers PG-13 are than ICP… JTG nods his head in agreement… PG-13 go on and on with fake macho bluster about how they should call out ICP for a rap-off (as the entire audiences lets out a collective groan)… but instead, former XPW Tag Team champions RUCKUS & SABIAN enter the picture! BLKOUT! And they’ve brought with them another scary, bandanna-covered goon almost twice their size… BLKOut mock and patronize PG-13 about their “rapping skills”, even encouraging JC Ice Baby to bust a rhyme… but just as he’s about to spit - BAM! - BLKOut’s 3rd man knocks him out with one punch! DAAAAAYUUUUMMMM!!!! Is all JTG can say. “U JUST GOT KNOCKED THE F OUT!!!” Introducing to XPW Remixed, “Mister 1.9” Michael Tarver! And he’s the heavyweight firepower riding with BLKOut!!!
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** BACKSTAGE SKIT **
In "The Commission" office, "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers is giving his Diamond Dynasty the pep talk about doing something "BIG" and keeping their name in lights tonight on Rogers way to victory in the main event. The Dynasty disperses to leave Commission VP Jack Pfefer alone in the office to field a phone call... it's the annoying, grating voice of The Grand Wizard again... they briefly argue before Pfefer once again hangs up on TGW... but this time, TGW's voice doesn't stop!!! Pfefer looks around, momentarily confused, as none other than THE GRAND WIZARD himself walks in the background, still "talking" into his cell phone while eyeing down his ungrateful little underling!!! When Pfefer turns around and sees TGW has returned his jaw drops! The two former associates go nose to nose, finger to finger as we witness the dissolution of the Commission once and for all. TGW warns Pfefer he better make good on his #1 Contendership match tonight... or else he's FIRED!!! Both men throw a tantrum as cameras cut away!
The Grand Wizard has returned with a business ultimatum for his partner Jack Pfefer!!!
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”SHOOTER” TONY JONES versus SAMI CALLIHAN
versus
Cut to the Cali Cripplers locker room, where Ad Santel (arm still in a sling/cast) oversees his team… the Uso’s and Tamina linger… B-Boy stands disinterested and looking hard… Adam Pearce is stretching and getting ready for his match… he's all talk about his greatness and willingness to get the Cripplers training camp back on the map... but when the note comes in with his opponents name for the evening (and Pearce gets an eyeful), suddenly Adam Pearce has a “muscle pull”… and has to withdraw from the match because of injury! This leaves rarely-used, reserve Cali Cripplers trainee “The Shooter” Tony Jones to be the substitute! In the ring, Sami Callihan’s theme reveals him to be the opponent and the crowd cheers voraciously… “Shooter” Tony Jones, believe it or not, is an XPW Original and even had a very famous try-out with the WWF filmed for “Beyond the Mat”… so that’s why he’s on the roster… but he’s just enhancement talent… squash for Sami Callihan tonight as the “New Horror” runs through all his favorite spots and cuts through the unprepared “Shooter” like a hot knife through butter… Sami forces Jones to tap with his “Stretch Muffler” finisher… speaking of violent similes, Sami Callihan has driven himself into such a frenzy that post match he actually unsheashes a switchblade and slices Jones up!!! Later Callihan gets to cut an eerie, close-up promo in the aisleway while waving the bloody switchblade knife about... his wild eyed, manicial rantings are profoundly intense and distressed...
Winner (by submission): SAMI CALLIHAN
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"THE STREET DOG SPEAKS"
"CZW" = XPW Remixed
Jon Moxley touches on his historic "Loser Leaves XPW" match against Terry Funk at "(Another) New Years Revolution" and why he is the future of Fantasy Wrestling.
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”CHAMPIONSHIP 3-WAY DANCE: XPW style”
Reigning and defending XPW Remixed tag team champions the (Real) Kings of Wrestling (Austin Idol & Phil “Gunner” Shatter) are featured in a celebratory skit. They are men’s men, real champions and kings of the world… Idol & Shatter continue to prove they are the best tag team in fantasy wrestling TODAY… their championship valet and escort JESSICA DARLIN has a final word of all you “haterz” out there, as the bedroom door shuts on their party…
Jessica Darlin
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** XPW Television Championship **
THE MIZ versus OFFICER CABANA
versus
Championship rematch from the PPV… Officer Cabana has been one of the most flat-out entertaining heels in recent XPW Remixed history… the MIZ is perfect in his role as Champion of all TV land… their mic work to start the match picks up where their last fight ended, before they embark upon the physical sequel… entertaining bump-filled brawl in and around the ringside area… more pop culture references from “Dukes of Hazzard” to “Cops”… loud “F*** the Police” chants are edited out for TV… Miz retains clean with a Skull-Crushing finale… but before Officer Cabana can extract his postmatch revenge (including handcuffs and a taser) – the MESSIAH returns to give Officer Cabana his long-awaited comeuppance!... Miz retains… Messiah returns… and Officer Cabana pays for his wrestling sins… fans applaud the decision.
Winner (and STILL XPW Television Champion): THE MIZ
Messiah returns to wreak vengeance upon the corrupt Officer Cabana
(Post match – after the Messiah has cleared Officer Cabana from the ring and disappeared from view… Miz is left to soak in his victory… but he is blindsided and attacked by none other than former Diamond Dynasty associate ALEX RILEY 2010 (alongside his girlfriend Missy Hyatt circa 1990)!!!! They beat, stomp and humiliate MIZ – using a loaded Gucci purse and his own TV belt against him… Riley & Hyatt (in their street chic finest) pose with the belt over Miz’s prone body to hellacious boos!!!)
"Diamonds are forever, baby!!!"
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"SERIOUS ALLEGATIONS"
NEW JACK is in the ring!!! The Original Gangsta is BACK in XPW Remixed!!! But where's he been?? New Jack cuts a crowd-pleasing welcome back promo that quickly veers off into uncharted and disturbing waters. New Jack is accusing his former tag team partner Pogo the Clown of all kinds of sick and disturbing things! (child molestation is inferred)! New Jack is disgusted, repulsed and filled with hatred! Calls out his former partner Pogo the Clown to answer the charges! The sick mad man and New Jack wind up getting in a violent brawl all around the arena!!! The crowd heat is intense as people (and New Jack) now have murderous intentions for Pogo the Clown!!!
POGO the CLOWN: one sick man
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Cameras cut backstage to the former Triple Threat locker room where a shouting match between Shane Douglas and Eddie Gilbert has escalated into a brawl! The former partners blame each other for everything (bringing it all the way back to Gilbert's wayward roll of quarters shot at "GENOCIDE") and destroy the locker room in their struggle. Finally security breaks them up and Gilbert throws out the challenge (which Douglas quickly accepts) - Next Episode! Douglas vs Gilbert! Dog Collar Match!!!
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FRENCH ANGEL versus
versus
Back from commercial and the fluorescent tights-wearing GenME pretty boys are already in the ring with a microphone and mean scowls… the fans boo them as Gen Me whine and complain about being misused and held down… this raises the crowd boo quotient, but it also (surprisingly) draws out none other than the INSANE CLOWN POSSE for a retort!!!... Violent J (with Shaggy as his hype man) cuts a quick promo on those two ungrateful little “bitch boys” to huge cheers, before unleashing their JUGGALO NINJAS stable upon them!!! The new ICP-attired and inspired combo of Necro Butcher & MadMan Pondo make the weapon-filled run in to big cheers… GenME are still able to dazzle with a few spots (using tables and chairs as weapons and propellants), but ultimately the element of surprise proves too much and the Juggalo Ninjas win after a wild spot in which Necro Butcher lights HIS OWN LEG ON FIRE before hitting a flaming leg drop from the top rope on one of the Jackson bros!!! HUGE pop for that as the Juggalo Ninjas continue their rise up the card. During commercial break, ICP actually regales the live audience with an in-ring concert!!!
Winners: JUGGALO NINJAS
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** BACKSTAGE SKIT **
Cameras catch JTG (formerly of “Cryme Tyme” fame) parlaying with his entourage and hanger-on’s JC Ice Baby & Wolfie D… aka “PG-13”… the arrogant, ignorant, completely-oblivious white boys talk with outdated slang and use ridiculously exaggerated body language and keep tugging their black Raider hats (and pulling on their Black Raider coats)… they’re “keeping it real” to JTG how much better rappers PG-13 are than ICP… JTG nods his head in agreement… PG-13 go on and on with fake macho bluster about how they should call out ICP for a rap-off (as the entire audiences lets out a collective groan)… but instead, former XPW Tag Team champions RUCKUS & SABIAN enter the picture! BLKOUT! And they’ve brought with them another scary, bandanna-covered goon almost twice their size… BLKOut mock and patronize PG-13 about their “rapping skills”, even encouraging JC Ice Baby to bust a rhyme… but just as he’s about to spit - BAM! - BLKOut’s 3rd man knocks him out with one punch! DAAAAAYUUUUMMMM!!!! Is all JTG can say. “U JUST GOT KNOCKED THE F OUT!!!” Introducing to XPW Remixed, “Mister 1.9” Michael Tarver! And he’s the heavyweight firepower riding with BLKOut!!!
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** BACKSTAGE SKIT **
In "The Commission" office, "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers is giving his Diamond Dynasty the pep talk about doing something "BIG" and keeping their name in lights tonight on Rogers way to victory in the main event. The Dynasty disperses to leave Commission VP Jack Pfefer alone in the office to field a phone call... it's the annoying, grating voice of The Grand Wizard again... they briefly argue before Pfefer once again hangs up on TGW... but this time, TGW's voice doesn't stop!!! Pfefer looks around, momentarily confused, as none other than THE GRAND WIZARD himself walks in the background, still "talking" into his cell phone while eyeing down his ungrateful little underling!!! When Pfefer turns around and sees TGW has returned his jaw drops! The two former associates go nose to nose, finger to finger as we witness the dissolution of the Commission once and for all. TGW warns Pfefer he better make good on his #1 Contendership match tonight... or else he's FIRED!!! Both men throw a tantrum as cameras cut away!
The Grand Wizard has returned with a business ultimatum for his partner Jack Pfefer!!!
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”SHOOTER” TONY JONES versus SAMI CALLIHAN
versus
Cut to the Cali Cripplers locker room, where Ad Santel (arm still in a sling/cast) oversees his team… the Uso’s and Tamina linger… B-Boy stands disinterested and looking hard… Adam Pearce is stretching and getting ready for his match… he's all talk about his greatness and willingness to get the Cripplers training camp back on the map... but when the note comes in with his opponents name for the evening (and Pearce gets an eyeful), suddenly Adam Pearce has a “muscle pull”… and has to withdraw from the match because of injury! This leaves rarely-used, reserve Cali Cripplers trainee “The Shooter” Tony Jones to be the substitute! In the ring, Sami Callihan’s theme reveals him to be the opponent and the crowd cheers voraciously… “Shooter” Tony Jones, believe it or not, is an XPW Original and even had a very famous try-out with the WWF filmed for “Beyond the Mat”… so that’s why he’s on the roster… but he’s just enhancement talent… squash for Sami Callihan tonight as the “New Horror” runs through all his favorite spots and cuts through the unprepared “Shooter” like a hot knife through butter… Sami forces Jones to tap with his “Stretch Muffler” finisher… speaking of violent similes, Sami Callihan has driven himself into such a frenzy that post match he actually unsheashes a switchblade and slices Jones up!!! Later Callihan gets to cut an eerie, close-up promo in the aisleway while waving the bloody switchblade knife about... his wild eyed, manicial rantings are profoundly intense and distressed...
Winner (by submission): SAMI CALLIHAN
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"THE STREET DOG SPEAKS"
"CZW" = XPW Remixed
Jon Moxley touches on his historic "Loser Leaves XPW" match against Terry Funk at "(Another) New Years Revolution" and why he is the future of Fantasy Wrestling.
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”CHAMPIONSHIP 3-WAY DANCE: XPW style”
Reigning and defending XPW Remixed tag team champions the (Real) Kings of Wrestling (Austin Idol & Phil “Gunner” Shatter) are featured in a celebratory skit. They are men’s men, real champions and kings of the world… Idol & Shatter continue to prove they are the best tag team in fantasy wrestling TODAY… their championship valet and escort JESSICA DARLIN has a final word of all you “haterz” out there, as the bedroom door shuts on their party…
Jessica Darlin
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** XPW Television Championship **
THE MIZ versus OFFICER CABANA
versus
Championship rematch from the PPV… Officer Cabana has been one of the most flat-out entertaining heels in recent XPW Remixed history… the MIZ is perfect in his role as Champion of all TV land… their mic work to start the match picks up where their last fight ended, before they embark upon the physical sequel… entertaining bump-filled brawl in and around the ringside area… more pop culture references from “Dukes of Hazzard” to “Cops”… loud “F*** the Police” chants are edited out for TV… Miz retains clean with a Skull-Crushing finale… but before Officer Cabana can extract his postmatch revenge (including handcuffs and a taser) – the MESSIAH returns to give Officer Cabana his long-awaited comeuppance!... Miz retains… Messiah returns… and Officer Cabana pays for his wrestling sins… fans applaud the decision.
Winner (and STILL XPW Television Champion): THE MIZ
Messiah returns to wreak vengeance upon the corrupt Officer Cabana
(Post match – after the Messiah has cleared Officer Cabana from the ring and disappeared from view… Miz is left to soak in his victory… but he is blindsided and attacked by none other than former Diamond Dynasty associate ALEX RILEY 2010 (alongside his girlfriend Missy Hyatt circa 1990)!!!! They beat, stomp and humiliate MIZ – using a loaded Gucci purse and his own TV belt against him… Riley & Hyatt (in their street chic finest) pose with the belt over Miz’s prone body to hellacious boos!!!)
"Diamonds are forever, baby!!!"
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"SERIOUS ALLEGATIONS"
NEW JACK is in the ring!!! The Original Gangsta is BACK in XPW Remixed!!! But where's he been?? New Jack cuts a crowd-pleasing welcome back promo that quickly veers off into uncharted and disturbing waters. New Jack is accusing his former tag team partner Pogo the Clown of all kinds of sick and disturbing things! (child molestation is inferred)! New Jack is disgusted, repulsed and filled with hatred! Calls out his former partner Pogo the Clown to answer the charges! The sick mad man and New Jack wind up getting in a violent brawl all around the arena!!! The crowd heat is intense as people (and New Jack) now have murderous intentions for Pogo the Clown!!!
POGO the CLOWN: one sick man
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Cameras cut backstage to the former Triple Threat locker room where a shouting match between Shane Douglas and Eddie Gilbert has escalated into a brawl! The former partners blame each other for everything (bringing it all the way back to Gilbert's wayward roll of quarters shot at "GENOCIDE") and destroy the locker room in their struggle. Finally security breaks them up and Gilbert throws out the challenge (which Douglas quickly accepts) - Next Episode! Douglas vs Gilbert! Dog Collar Match!!!
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FRENCH ANGEL versus
MONDO KLEEN (w/ Tony Rumble)
versus w/
The rise of the tormented ANGEL is depicted in beautiful video form; framing his quest for acceptance amid the backdrop of Tony Rumble’s grimy and demeaning “WHACK PACK”… the Boston Bad Boy’s mean, bullying and belittling ways shed Angel in a sympathetic light… then the braggadocios challenge that changed Angel’s life for the worst when he was forced to unmask at “(Another) New Years Revolution”… the HORROR!!!... now the segment starts with Rumble berating and screaming at Angel in the locker room, driving him into the ring to humiliate him further… in the ring, Rumble is like the evil Dr Frankestein to Angel’s poor, pathetic mentally-enslaved monster… Angel boils with misplaced rage but can’t bring himself to strike Rumble, even as Tony yells, screams and slaps the shambling man-beast… finally Angel has enough and grasps Rumble firmly around the throat, shaking him! Crowd cheers! But now Rumble’s goon MONDO KLEEN makes the run-in and attacks from behind… we get a bell finally as a match is beginning… Kleen dominates Angel and Rumble loves every minute of it… but when Angel makes the superhuman comeback (with the crowd cheering), Rumble interferes and stops Angel’s surge… Now Rumble has a steel chair and is preparing to slide it to Kleen for the finishing blow… none other than SAMMI LANE has run down to ringside to intercept the weapon!!! Instead, she redirects the chair to Angel who winds up CLUBBING Mondo Kleen and Tony Rumble with it!!! Angel gets the pin! But he is still ashamed to show his face post match, until Sammi Lane embraces and encourages him! She sees Angel for the beautiful person he is on the inside. The French Angel & Sammi Lane celebrate for the crowd, with Sammi further urging Angel from his shy, unconfident shell…
Winner: FRENCH ANGEL (w/ Sammi Lane)
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HARDBODY HARRISON versus MILDRED BURKE
(Steel Cage Match)
versus
Segment starts with another self-financed commercial for Hardbody Harrison’s female “wrestling academy”… video recap of his feud with Mildred Burke that paints a very dark and disturbing picture… then MILDRED BURKE gets the backstage interview treatment with MSD… “Depression” era hardcore from Burke who has survived countless untold horrors in her rise through pro wrestling… and that road to salvation continues tonight when Burke is locked in a steel cage with Harrison… Hardbody represents every degrading facet of sexism in the ring; from jello and apartment wrestling to (as it is rumored) outright prostitution… Burke stands up for woman’s rights tonight, or dies trying… Cut to ring for Hardbody Harrison’s pimptastic entrance… part D’Angelo Dinero / part Funkasaurus… procession of street walkers and scantily clad strippers accompany him to the ring and hold his walkout gear (colorful pimp hat, cane, necklace etc…) Mildred Burke gets her rousing walk-out before commercial break… Locked in the cage (in itself a great visual), the muscular Burke is underestimated early by the flashy, showy (and downright MEAN) Hardbody… but when she starts flexing the surprise takedowns and shoot holds made famous by the REAL “hookers” of her generation, Mildred Burke lets Harrison knows what it feels like to be pimped! But finally his temper takes over and Hardbody just gets nasty with the steel cage assaults… even Gordon Solie on commentary is pleading for someone to end the match… but Burke never submits and winds up almost winning the match by scaling the cage (after lowblowing Hardbody and stripping him to his G-string)… but the “wrestling trainees” outside the ring interfere and stop Burke from lowering herself to the ground… Hardbody drags her back in and goes for the finish… but a series of reversals finds Hardbody trapped in a devastating triangle choke in the middle of the ring!!! He tries tapping out but this is a steel cage match! Soon he goes unconscious! Burke releases the hold and tries going out the door but AGAIN the hoes (aka “wrestling trainees”) are upon her! Now Burke just goes berserk, clearing the hoes out black ninja-style! Harrison has staggered back to his feet just in time to meet an airplane spin from Burke that twirls him right into a stunner! Burke walks out the cage the victor!!!
Winner: MILDRED BURKE
Post match Hardbody Harrison and his hoes attack Mildred Burke and start beating her down again… but this time she fights back, and none other than XPW Remixed president ED “STRANGLER” LEWIS makes the run-in with a few dozen security guards to restore order!... Lewis on the house mic… he says they “know what kind of business” Harrison has been running… more ominous words from Lewis as an angry and raging Hardbody is now HANDCUFFED and arrested by a crew of uniformed police officers!!! They’re picking up the hoes too! Crowd sings the “hey hey hey GOODBYE” song as Harrison is ushered out of the building! Burke gets a standing ovation in the center of the ring as she soaks in her victory!!!
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"THE FLUFF BOWL"
XPW Remixed Woman's Champion LIZZY BORDEN
Cameras cut backstage to find XPW Remixed Woman's Champion (and division president) LIZZY BORDEN watching the Burke match intently on the moniter. Burke's victory has seemingly warmed Borden's juices and now she's itching for some competition for herself. Borden declares her intent for next episode - a random drawing lottery called "The Fluff Bowl". Lizzy Borden (depending on her mood) will draw 1, 2 or maybe even 3 names from her "fluff bowl" (rolodex of contact information for a bunch of floozies, hoes and "apartment wrestlers") to compete with her (the Woman's Champion) on XPW TV!!!
Lizzy Borden's "Fluff Bowl"! Next Episode of XPW TV!
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SHEAMUS versus
versus w/
The rise of the tormented ANGEL is depicted in beautiful video form; framing his quest for acceptance amid the backdrop of Tony Rumble’s grimy and demeaning “WHACK PACK”… the Boston Bad Boy’s mean, bullying and belittling ways shed Angel in a sympathetic light… then the braggadocios challenge that changed Angel’s life for the worst when he was forced to unmask at “(Another) New Years Revolution”… the HORROR!!!... now the segment starts with Rumble berating and screaming at Angel in the locker room, driving him into the ring to humiliate him further… in the ring, Rumble is like the evil Dr Frankestein to Angel’s poor, pathetic mentally-enslaved monster… Angel boils with misplaced rage but can’t bring himself to strike Rumble, even as Tony yells, screams and slaps the shambling man-beast… finally Angel has enough and grasps Rumble firmly around the throat, shaking him! Crowd cheers! But now Rumble’s goon MONDO KLEEN makes the run-in and attacks from behind… we get a bell finally as a match is beginning… Kleen dominates Angel and Rumble loves every minute of it… but when Angel makes the superhuman comeback (with the crowd cheering), Rumble interferes and stops Angel’s surge… Now Rumble has a steel chair and is preparing to slide it to Kleen for the finishing blow… none other than SAMMI LANE has run down to ringside to intercept the weapon!!! Instead, she redirects the chair to Angel who winds up CLUBBING Mondo Kleen and Tony Rumble with it!!! Angel gets the pin! But he is still ashamed to show his face post match, until Sammi Lane embraces and encourages him! She sees Angel for the beautiful person he is on the inside. The French Angel & Sammi Lane celebrate for the crowd, with Sammi further urging Angel from his shy, unconfident shell…
Winner: FRENCH ANGEL (w/ Sammi Lane)
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HARDBODY HARRISON versus MILDRED BURKE
(Steel Cage Match)
versus
Segment starts with another self-financed commercial for Hardbody Harrison’s female “wrestling academy”… video recap of his feud with Mildred Burke that paints a very dark and disturbing picture… then MILDRED BURKE gets the backstage interview treatment with MSD… “Depression” era hardcore from Burke who has survived countless untold horrors in her rise through pro wrestling… and that road to salvation continues tonight when Burke is locked in a steel cage with Harrison… Hardbody represents every degrading facet of sexism in the ring; from jello and apartment wrestling to (as it is rumored) outright prostitution… Burke stands up for woman’s rights tonight, or dies trying… Cut to ring for Hardbody Harrison’s pimptastic entrance… part D’Angelo Dinero / part Funkasaurus… procession of street walkers and scantily clad strippers accompany him to the ring and hold his walkout gear (colorful pimp hat, cane, necklace etc…) Mildred Burke gets her rousing walk-out before commercial break… Locked in the cage (in itself a great visual), the muscular Burke is underestimated early by the flashy, showy (and downright MEAN) Hardbody… but when she starts flexing the surprise takedowns and shoot holds made famous by the REAL “hookers” of her generation, Mildred Burke lets Harrison knows what it feels like to be pimped! But finally his temper takes over and Hardbody just gets nasty with the steel cage assaults… even Gordon Solie on commentary is pleading for someone to end the match… but Burke never submits and winds up almost winning the match by scaling the cage (after lowblowing Hardbody and stripping him to his G-string)… but the “wrestling trainees” outside the ring interfere and stop Burke from lowering herself to the ground… Hardbody drags her back in and goes for the finish… but a series of reversals finds Hardbody trapped in a devastating triangle choke in the middle of the ring!!! He tries tapping out but this is a steel cage match! Soon he goes unconscious! Burke releases the hold and tries going out the door but AGAIN the hoes (aka “wrestling trainees”) are upon her! Now Burke just goes berserk, clearing the hoes out black ninja-style! Harrison has staggered back to his feet just in time to meet an airplane spin from Burke that twirls him right into a stunner! Burke walks out the cage the victor!!!
Winner: MILDRED BURKE
Post match Hardbody Harrison and his hoes attack Mildred Burke and start beating her down again… but this time she fights back, and none other than XPW Remixed president ED “STRANGLER” LEWIS makes the run-in with a few dozen security guards to restore order!... Lewis on the house mic… he says they “know what kind of business” Harrison has been running… more ominous words from Lewis as an angry and raging Hardbody is now HANDCUFFED and arrested by a crew of uniformed police officers!!! They’re picking up the hoes too! Crowd sings the “hey hey hey GOODBYE” song as Harrison is ushered out of the building! Burke gets a standing ovation in the center of the ring as she soaks in her victory!!!
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"THE FLUFF BOWL"
XPW Remixed Woman's Champion LIZZY BORDEN
Cameras cut backstage to find XPW Remixed Woman's Champion (and division president) LIZZY BORDEN watching the Burke match intently on the moniter. Burke's victory has seemingly warmed Borden's juices and now she's itching for some competition for herself. Borden declares her intent for next episode - a random drawing lottery called "The Fluff Bowl". Lizzy Borden (depending on her mood) will draw 1, 2 or maybe even 3 names from her "fluff bowl" (rolodex of contact information for a bunch of floozies, hoes and "apartment wrestlers") to compete with her (the Woman's Champion) on XPW TV!!!
Lizzy Borden's "Fluff Bowl"! Next Episode of XPW TV!
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SHEAMUS versus
CHRIS CANDIDO (w/ Sunny & Big Shad G)
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Segment starts with a soured Chris Candido having a heart-to-heart with his girlfriend Sunny in the locker room… the Triple Threat era is over and it’s time to go solo… Candido still wants his girlfriend Sunny to escort him to the ring… and she’s fine with that, as long as she gets to bring her PERSONAL bodyguard Big Shad G! That’s right, after the Triple Threat disbanded at “(Another) New Years Revolution” she BOUGHT Big Shad’s contract! (w/ Candido’s winnings, mind you)! Candido is shocked and appalled but there’s nothing he can do as Big Shad G enters the scene and shares some hilarious obvious flirtations with Sunny! Meanwhile in the Sheamus locker room, he cuts one of his old Irish family stories that tips his hat to Danno O’Mahoney’s memory while still promising to kick Candido’s arse… Sheamus won’t stop until every member of the Triple Threat has been removed from XPW Remixed… Back from commercial and we are joined on guest commentary by BAM BAM BIGELOW!!! During the following TV match we cover the following intersecting story arcs: Sheamus’ pro-Irish crusade in O’Mahoney’s memory… the sexual tension between Sunny and Big Shad G… and Bam Bam’s “welcome to XPW Remixed” mission statement… Bigelow is now being recruited by all the top managers in XPW and will make his decision in time… but first he had to settle some old scores and show he had a heart… Bigelow respects Sheamus and was inspired by his mission (this is coming from the same guy who risked his life to save children from a burning building)… Eventually Sheamus runs over Candido with the Brogue Kick and finishes with his Celtic Cross crucifix powerbomb!!!
Winner: SHEAMUS
Postmatch an angry and dejected Candido tries confronting Sunny, but EATS a Timberland boot from Big Shad G instead!!! Shad lays out Candido and startes leaving with Sunny... but not before exchanging a few angry words with Sheamus... while Bam Bigelow applauds Sheamus victory, Big Shad G tries attacking Sheamus from behind!!!... but Bam Bam runs in and teams with Sheamus to run Gaspard out of the ring for good! Gaspard & Sunny retreat backstage while Sheamus and Bam Bam pose in the ring together... the beginning of a devestating new tag team union?
Bam Bam Bigelow comes highly recruited.
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"THE CHAMP IS HERE"
Backstage, new Boston champion JOHN CENA (huge cheers) makes his XPW TV debut!!! He’s standing with MSD and cuts an entertaining, exciting, patriotic and intense promo – initiating himself into XPW Remixed by taking OUT the Evil Empire!... Tonight he continues that fight for Hustle. Loyalty. Respect. Alongside the legendary Olympia! Tonight he teams with Mil Mascaras and Tommaso Ciampa in a 6 man tag team match!!! The masked Luchadore legend Mil Mascaras strolls into the scene and cuts a crowd rousing Spanglish promo! Just then, we are alerted to the sounds of ruckus coming from the Olympia dressing room… cameras, Cena, Mascaras and MSD rush to the scene where we find a darkened locker room and Tommaso Ciampa’s unconscious body!!! The young Olympia trainee has been attacked and disabled! Cena and Mascaras swear vengeance, but cameras linger on an unfamiliar logo branded on the locker room door…
THE EVIL EMPIRE versus
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Segment starts with a soured Chris Candido having a heart-to-heart with his girlfriend Sunny in the locker room… the Triple Threat era is over and it’s time to go solo… Candido still wants his girlfriend Sunny to escort him to the ring… and she’s fine with that, as long as she gets to bring her PERSONAL bodyguard Big Shad G! That’s right, after the Triple Threat disbanded at “(Another) New Years Revolution” she BOUGHT Big Shad’s contract! (w/ Candido’s winnings, mind you)! Candido is shocked and appalled but there’s nothing he can do as Big Shad G enters the scene and shares some hilarious obvious flirtations with Sunny! Meanwhile in the Sheamus locker room, he cuts one of his old Irish family stories that tips his hat to Danno O’Mahoney’s memory while still promising to kick Candido’s arse… Sheamus won’t stop until every member of the Triple Threat has been removed from XPW Remixed… Back from commercial and we are joined on guest commentary by BAM BAM BIGELOW!!! During the following TV match we cover the following intersecting story arcs: Sheamus’ pro-Irish crusade in O’Mahoney’s memory… the sexual tension between Sunny and Big Shad G… and Bam Bam’s “welcome to XPW Remixed” mission statement… Bigelow is now being recruited by all the top managers in XPW and will make his decision in time… but first he had to settle some old scores and show he had a heart… Bigelow respects Sheamus and was inspired by his mission (this is coming from the same guy who risked his life to save children from a burning building)… Eventually Sheamus runs over Candido with the Brogue Kick and finishes with his Celtic Cross crucifix powerbomb!!!
Winner: SHEAMUS
Postmatch an angry and dejected Candido tries confronting Sunny, but EATS a Timberland boot from Big Shad G instead!!! Shad lays out Candido and startes leaving with Sunny... but not before exchanging a few angry words with Sheamus... while Bam Bigelow applauds Sheamus victory, Big Shad G tries attacking Sheamus from behind!!!... but Bam Bam runs in and teams with Sheamus to run Gaspard out of the ring for good! Gaspard & Sunny retreat backstage while Sheamus and Bam Bam pose in the ring together... the beginning of a devestating new tag team union?
Bam Bam Bigelow comes highly recruited.
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"THE CHAMP IS HERE"
Backstage, new Boston champion JOHN CENA (huge cheers) makes his XPW TV debut!!! He’s standing with MSD and cuts an entertaining, exciting, patriotic and intense promo – initiating himself into XPW Remixed by taking OUT the Evil Empire!... Tonight he continues that fight for Hustle. Loyalty. Respect. Alongside the legendary Olympia! Tonight he teams with Mil Mascaras and Tommaso Ciampa in a 6 man tag team match!!! The masked Luchadore legend Mil Mascaras strolls into the scene and cuts a crowd rousing Spanglish promo! Just then, we are alerted to the sounds of ruckus coming from the Olympia dressing room… cameras, Cena, Mascaras and MSD rush to the scene where we find a darkened locker room and Tommaso Ciampa’s unconscious body!!! The young Olympia trainee has been attacked and disabled! Cena and Mascaras swear vengeance, but cameras linger on an unfamiliar logo branded on the locker room door…
THE EVIL EMPIRE versus
JOHN CENA, MIL MASCARAS… and WILLIAM MULDOON!!!
(6-Man Tag Team Madness)
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The Evil Empire are already in the ring – but (perhaps surprisingly) claim NO responsibility this time for the attack upon Tommaso Ciampa!... now Jinder Mahal is preaching racial profiling and other complaints, concerning these assumptions and the loss of his Boston championship at “(Another) New Years Revolution”… behind him the brick wall of GAMA stands beside the lumbering freak of nature Great Khali. Raisha Saeed shadows them all mysteriously… Mahal continues his anti-American tirade, but because of Ciampa’s “accident” he graciously offers to step aside in this fight, lest it become a handicap match… so Cena & Mascaras vs Gama & Khali!... but Cena and Mascaras get their big heroes entrance and Cena has a mic… DECLINES Mahal’s offer! They want him in the ring TONIGHT! Handicap match rules if necessary! Mahal is outraged by their brazen challenge and accepts! The Evil Empire fall to the titanic forces of Cena & Mascaras, until the numbers game (and Saeed) ultimately become too much… extended heel beatdown segment on Cena (cuz Mascaras don’t sell shit)… Great Gama in particular is just a beast and nearly breaks Cena’s neck with a release suplex… But with Mascaras (and his still injured arm) on the outside, and Cena about to be locked in Mahal’s deadly arm breaker Inside the ring – none other than “The Solid Man” WILLIAM MULDOON makes his surprise return!!! He’s clearly in rough shape, but is willing to risk it all to save the day… the fans cheer and ultimately he gets the dramatic hot tag… Muldoon clears house and we’ve got a donnybrook!... After a series of rapid-fire finishing sequences from each of the men (starting with a Great Khali chop to Muldoon’s forehead) ends with William Muldoon trapping Jinder Mahal in his Anaconda Vice dead center in the ring! Khali tries to run interference but Mascaras cross bodyblocks him out of the ring!... Great Gama tries to save but Cena FU’s the prehistoric savage right out of the ring!... Mahal still trapped in the vice, ready to tap!... Saeed tries the last desperation run-in but is intercepted by Olympia trainee and former XPW Woman’s champion ALEXXIS NEVAEH!!! Jinder Mahal has no choice but to tap! The crowd ROARS at the decision! The Empire has been defeated again, and driven from the ring! Muldoon, Mascaras, Nevaeh and JOHN CENA regroup and celebrate proudly in THEIR squared circle!!!
Winners: OLYMPIA & JOHN CENA
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BRUNO SAMMARTINO vs BUDDY ROGERS vs EZEKIEL JACKSON
(#1 Contenders Match)
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Thesz gets the champions entrance and joins Solie & Striker on commentary. “Nature Boy” Buddy Rogers out first (escorted by a bevy of beautiful woman), then Ezekiel Jackson and finally Bruno Sammartino. Rogers bails as da Brune hits the ring. The three men start in three separate corners but Big Zeke gets the upper hand in a brawl with Bruno while Rogers avoids confrontation. Jackson bodyslams Bruno as Thesz and the announcers recall Big Zeke’s shocking championship victory over Bruno last year (see “Fall Out”). Rogers knocks both of them into the ropes and goes for the shoulderblock but Big Zeke just runs right through him! Rogers gets thrown out of the ring, and Sammartino and Jackson have another exchange – this time with Sammartino getting the better. A dominator from Bruno gets a nearfall. Rogers ends up in the corner with Sammartino and Jackson follows up with a Big Clothesline and boot combination to both Bruno and Rogers. Jackson starts grounding & pounding Rogers but the “Nature Boy” gets a reversal and starts to develop some offense on Jackson (focusing on his leg and ankle). Rogers sets up for a backstabber on Jackson but Bruno catches HIM in an over-the-shoulder backbreaker!!! Rogers almost taps but Big Zeke spears Sammartino and both men go tumbling from the ring. Sammartino & Jackson hit the arena floor, while Buddy Rogers recuperates inside it. All three men are shown on the ground as XPW TV goes to commercial.
We come back and Bruno is trying to get back in the Ring while Rogers has the better of Big Zeke. Rogers goes for the whip into the corner, Jackson reverses - shoots out and FLATTENS Rogers with a clothesline… but then walks right into a Bruno powerslam for two! Sammartino gets the backbreaker, then he drives Rogers into the post before resuming his attack on Jackson. But Big Zeke starts to get some space by throwing elbows which Bruno answers with a kick and some Muay Thai knees. Sammartino goes for a shot off the rope but Rogers pulls down the top rope! Now Rogers catches Big Zeke with a chopping block, and rolls up him for a near fall. Rogers baits Jackson into the corner and almost pins him with his feet on the ropes, but Bruno throws him off at the last moment. Bruno goes for another clothesline that takes out both Jackson and Rogers. All three men are down outside. Rogers gets back in the ring and encourages a double count-out from the ref. Rogers hits a sliding dropkick on Bruno. Big Zeke gets up and counters a Rogers charge into a “Book of Ezekiel” standing uranage!!! Very loud two count that got the crowd going! Whip into the ropes from Jackson, but Rogers ducks under and runs into a Sammartino lariat on the other side of the ring! Bruno throws Rogers into Jackson, but Big Zeke CATCHES Rogers in the air and military press slams to a HUGE pop!!! Sammartino and Jackson are jawing back and forth, snorting, pounding their chests and flexing their muscles! The crowd is exploding now as the two strongman start swinging wildly!
Rogers spins out of nowhere and knocks Sammartino from the ring before cinching in the Figure-4 leglock on Jackson!!! All the sudden now Matt Morgan comes out of nowhere to antagonize a flailing Jackson, and distract the referee. With the referee now distracted by Matt Morgan (and Bruno angrily exchanging words with him), Alex Riley appears outside the ring and he grabs Rogers hands and leans back, giving his Figure-4 extra bone-breaking leverage! But now LOU THESZ is up from his seat at commentary and fighting off Alex Riley!!! Jackson catches Buddy Rogers with a spinebuster but his knee is still hurting! Bruno spins Jackson around into a sit-out Dominator! Over-the-Shoulder Backbreaker on Buddy Rogers and the “Nature Boy” submits!!!! Bruno has coaxed a submission from his eternal arch-nemesis! The Diamond Dynasty regroup and argue on the floor… Big Zeke looks despondent and in pain on the arena floor… while Thesz and Sammartino have the epic level staredown to end the show!!!
Winner (and NEW #1 Contender): BRUNO SAMMARTINO
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XPW Remixed presents...
"MY BLOODY VALENTINE II"
** XPW Championship **
Lou Thesz versus Bruno Sammartino
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(6-Man Tag Team Madness)
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The Evil Empire are already in the ring – but (perhaps surprisingly) claim NO responsibility this time for the attack upon Tommaso Ciampa!... now Jinder Mahal is preaching racial profiling and other complaints, concerning these assumptions and the loss of his Boston championship at “(Another) New Years Revolution”… behind him the brick wall of GAMA stands beside the lumbering freak of nature Great Khali. Raisha Saeed shadows them all mysteriously… Mahal continues his anti-American tirade, but because of Ciampa’s “accident” he graciously offers to step aside in this fight, lest it become a handicap match… so Cena & Mascaras vs Gama & Khali!... but Cena and Mascaras get their big heroes entrance and Cena has a mic… DECLINES Mahal’s offer! They want him in the ring TONIGHT! Handicap match rules if necessary! Mahal is outraged by their brazen challenge and accepts! The Evil Empire fall to the titanic forces of Cena & Mascaras, until the numbers game (and Saeed) ultimately become too much… extended heel beatdown segment on Cena (cuz Mascaras don’t sell shit)… Great Gama in particular is just a beast and nearly breaks Cena’s neck with a release suplex… But with Mascaras (and his still injured arm) on the outside, and Cena about to be locked in Mahal’s deadly arm breaker Inside the ring – none other than “The Solid Man” WILLIAM MULDOON makes his surprise return!!! He’s clearly in rough shape, but is willing to risk it all to save the day… the fans cheer and ultimately he gets the dramatic hot tag… Muldoon clears house and we’ve got a donnybrook!... After a series of rapid-fire finishing sequences from each of the men (starting with a Great Khali chop to Muldoon’s forehead) ends with William Muldoon trapping Jinder Mahal in his Anaconda Vice dead center in the ring! Khali tries to run interference but Mascaras cross bodyblocks him out of the ring!... Great Gama tries to save but Cena FU’s the prehistoric savage right out of the ring!... Mahal still trapped in the vice, ready to tap!... Saeed tries the last desperation run-in but is intercepted by Olympia trainee and former XPW Woman’s champion ALEXXIS NEVAEH!!! Jinder Mahal has no choice but to tap! The crowd ROARS at the decision! The Empire has been defeated again, and driven from the ring! Muldoon, Mascaras, Nevaeh and JOHN CENA regroup and celebrate proudly in THEIR squared circle!!!
Winners: OLYMPIA & JOHN CENA
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BRUNO SAMMARTINO vs BUDDY ROGERS vs EZEKIEL JACKSON
(#1 Contenders Match)
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Thesz gets the champions entrance and joins Solie & Striker on commentary. “Nature Boy” Buddy Rogers out first (escorted by a bevy of beautiful woman), then Ezekiel Jackson and finally Bruno Sammartino. Rogers bails as da Brune hits the ring. The three men start in three separate corners but Big Zeke gets the upper hand in a brawl with Bruno while Rogers avoids confrontation. Jackson bodyslams Bruno as Thesz and the announcers recall Big Zeke’s shocking championship victory over Bruno last year (see “Fall Out”). Rogers knocks both of them into the ropes and goes for the shoulderblock but Big Zeke just runs right through him! Rogers gets thrown out of the ring, and Sammartino and Jackson have another exchange – this time with Sammartino getting the better. A dominator from Bruno gets a nearfall. Rogers ends up in the corner with Sammartino and Jackson follows up with a Big Clothesline and boot combination to both Bruno and Rogers. Jackson starts grounding & pounding Rogers but the “Nature Boy” gets a reversal and starts to develop some offense on Jackson (focusing on his leg and ankle). Rogers sets up for a backstabber on Jackson but Bruno catches HIM in an over-the-shoulder backbreaker!!! Rogers almost taps but Big Zeke spears Sammartino and both men go tumbling from the ring. Sammartino & Jackson hit the arena floor, while Buddy Rogers recuperates inside it. All three men are shown on the ground as XPW TV goes to commercial.
We come back and Bruno is trying to get back in the Ring while Rogers has the better of Big Zeke. Rogers goes for the whip into the corner, Jackson reverses - shoots out and FLATTENS Rogers with a clothesline… but then walks right into a Bruno powerslam for two! Sammartino gets the backbreaker, then he drives Rogers into the post before resuming his attack on Jackson. But Big Zeke starts to get some space by throwing elbows which Bruno answers with a kick and some Muay Thai knees. Sammartino goes for a shot off the rope but Rogers pulls down the top rope! Now Rogers catches Big Zeke with a chopping block, and rolls up him for a near fall. Rogers baits Jackson into the corner and almost pins him with his feet on the ropes, but Bruno throws him off at the last moment. Bruno goes for another clothesline that takes out both Jackson and Rogers. All three men are down outside. Rogers gets back in the ring and encourages a double count-out from the ref. Rogers hits a sliding dropkick on Bruno. Big Zeke gets up and counters a Rogers charge into a “Book of Ezekiel” standing uranage!!! Very loud two count that got the crowd going! Whip into the ropes from Jackson, but Rogers ducks under and runs into a Sammartino lariat on the other side of the ring! Bruno throws Rogers into Jackson, but Big Zeke CATCHES Rogers in the air and military press slams to a HUGE pop!!! Sammartino and Jackson are jawing back and forth, snorting, pounding their chests and flexing their muscles! The crowd is exploding now as the two strongman start swinging wildly!
Rogers spins out of nowhere and knocks Sammartino from the ring before cinching in the Figure-4 leglock on Jackson!!! All the sudden now Matt Morgan comes out of nowhere to antagonize a flailing Jackson, and distract the referee. With the referee now distracted by Matt Morgan (and Bruno angrily exchanging words with him), Alex Riley appears outside the ring and he grabs Rogers hands and leans back, giving his Figure-4 extra bone-breaking leverage! But now LOU THESZ is up from his seat at commentary and fighting off Alex Riley!!! Jackson catches Buddy Rogers with a spinebuster but his knee is still hurting! Bruno spins Jackson around into a sit-out Dominator! Over-the-Shoulder Backbreaker on Buddy Rogers and the “Nature Boy” submits!!!! Bruno has coaxed a submission from his eternal arch-nemesis! The Diamond Dynasty regroup and argue on the floor… Big Zeke looks despondent and in pain on the arena floor… while Thesz and Sammartino have the epic level staredown to end the show!!!
Winner (and NEW #1 Contender): BRUNO SAMMARTINO
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XPW Remixed presents...
"MY BLOODY VALENTINE II"
** XPW Championship **
Lou Thesz versus Bruno Sammartino
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