Post by sethisthegoat on Sept 7, 2022 6:43:16 GMT -5
AEW Dynamite
Sept. 7, 2022
AEW Dark matches -
Taynara Melo (3-0) w/ Sammy Guevara def. Michelle McCool (4-3) at 6:13
Jungle Boy (3-1) w/ Luchasaurus def. The Blade (1-0) w/ The Butcher at 8:44
The Chosen Bros (Jeff Cobb & Matt Riddle) (3-1) def. 5150 (1-5) at 7:10
Dynamite -
Taynara Melo (3-0) w/ Sammy Guevara def. Michelle McCool (4-3) at 6:13
Jungle Boy (3-1) w/ Luchasaurus def. The Blade (1-0) w/ The Butcher at 8:44
The Chosen Bros (Jeff Cobb & Matt Riddle) (3-1) def. 5150 (1-5) at 7:10
Dynamite -
Dynamite opens with an All Out promo centered on the title match of Jeff Jarrett vs. Cody Rhodes. We then get both competitors entering, getting ready for a face-to-face. Jarrett is flanked by the rest of The Apex.
Jeff - “Where were you last week, Cody? Running scared?”
Cody smirks, then continues. “Frankly, it’s none of your business. However, I was on a bit of a recruiting mission for AEW."
Jeff - "Well, while you've been galavanting around the country, I've been getting ready for our match. You talk a lot about destiny. All I see is nepotism. You're only in your spot because of your last name."
Cody - "Look who's talking. If your last name wasn't Jarrett, you'd basically be the Honky Tonk Man."
Jarrett took a swing at Cody, who dodged it. The rest of the Apex quickly jumped on Rhodes. This brought out Matt Riddle, Jeff Cobb, Hurricane and Gable Steveson. The Apex scatters and retreats up the ramp.
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Match 1 - American Wolves (5-3) vs. The Acclaimed (1-0)
Before the match, Max Caster raps about beating the Wolves again just like two weeks ago, and sending Eddie Edwards over the edge.
The Wolves attack with a faster pace and eventually wear The Acclaimed down. Davey gets the pin on Bowens at 8:48.
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Samoa Joe comes to the ring to give a promo. "Jake Hager, you're really starting to get on my nerves. I'm really not sure where you get off with thinking you have a shot at beating me, a former UWA Champion. I've held titles all over the world. And what have you done? You've carried champions' bags."
While Joe was talking, the cameraman behind him in the ring took the camera down…and it's Jake Hager! He yells at Joe, who turns and gets hit in the face by the camera. Joe is out cold and bleeding. Hager grabs the mic.
Hager - "You're washed up, old man. What you've done before doesn't matter. The only thing that matters is what happens on Saturday when I make you tap out!"
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Match 2 - Hook (6-1) w/ Taz vs. Dean Malenko (2-9) w/ Peter Avalon
Hook loses to a Malenko roll-up at 6:11 after Taz was trying to give Hook pointers. Malenko and Avalon vacated the ring quickly, while Taz got in the ring and started berating Hook, saying he’s letting the family down. This brings out Raven, who is holding a metal trash can! He gets in the ring and swings it at Taz, who ducks and slides out of the ring. Raven helps Hook up, and they glare toward Taz as we cut to commercial.
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Gable Steveson promo from the weight room - "I've now been a professional wrestler for six months. It's an honor to lace up my boots for these AEW fans. I love representing AEW as the All-Atlantic Champion. But the truth is that I came here to face different challengers and hone my craft. Somehow, Shawn Spears earned another title shot. This is your last one, as long as I'm champion."
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Match 3 - Sammy Guevara vs. Andrade El Idolo vs. Jeff Cobb vs. Bobby Roode - winner enters next-to-last at Casino Battle Royale
Cobb and Roode square off, while Guevara and Idolo fight. Later, Cobb hit Tour of the Islands on Idolo, but Roode then tackled Cobb out of the ring. Guevara hit the 630 Senton on Idolo and pulled off the win.
Riddle came out on stage to announce the next 5 participants in the Casino Battle Royale: Hijo de la Park, Davey Richards, Danny Rivera, Homicide and JBL.
These 5 join Sammy Guevara, Andrade El Idolo, Malakai Black, Luchasaurus, Dean Malenko, Matt Riddle, Jeff Cobb, Hurricane, Robert Roode and James Storm. The final 6 participants, including the Joker at 21, will be revealed during the match.
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Match 4 - Ronda Rousey (0-0) vs. Angelina Love (1-0)
Rousey goes straight after Love. She’s able to get a handful of shots in, but Love eventually slides out of the ring. Rousey chases after her up the ramp as the ref counts them both out at 6:12.
Rousey is upset and heads back to the ring, where she grabs a mic. “You so-called Beautiful People are getting on my last nerve, and you clearly have a thing for Paige VanZant and I. So how about we cut to the chase and face each other at All Out. The Beautiful People vs. Paige and Ronda!”
The Beautiful People appear on screen. Love has the mic. She agrees to the match only if Paige and Ronda can find a third person. “Good luck finding another loser to team up with the likes of you!”
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Match 5 - Malakai Black (5-1) vs. Luchasaurus (0-1)
Black wins with the Black Mass at 9:28 after a competitive match. He sprayed Luchasaurus with the black mist before kicking him in the head.
—
Jade Cargill is backstage, preparing to give a promo, when the lights flicker. When they come back on, the following is written in a runny dark red lettering on the wall: "They're coming to get you, Cargill!"
Jade takes a look at that, says, "Oh, hell no," and leaves the arena. As she's driving away, Alexa Bliss is sitting cross-legged on top of another car, smiling and playing with Lily.
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Main Event - Steiners & Los Parks vs. LAX/5150
Steiners and Parks win after a spear from L.A. Park onto Slice Boogie at 10:33. During the match, Park Jr. accidentally speared Rick. After the win, the Steiners quickly walked up the ramp, while LAX and 5150 beat down the Parks. They looked back at the ring for a moment, but continued walking toward the back.
Big E ran out to make the save, and the show ended with E and Hernandez staring each other down as we get a final preview for this weekend's All Out.
All Out Card (Sept. 10)
World Title: Jeff Jarrett © vs. Cody Rhodes
Casino Battle Royale (for shot at world title)
Women’s Title: Jade Cargill © vs. Alexa Bliss
Tag Titles: Steiner Bros. © vs. Los Parks
Big E vs. Hernandez
All-Atlantic Title: Gable Steveson © vs. Shawn Spears
Falls Count Anywhere: Raven vs. Taz
Samoa Joe vs. Jake Hager (if Joe uses Coquina Clutch, he is DQ’d)
Ronda Rousey, Paige VanZant & Mystery Partner vs. The Beautiful People