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CCW In Your House: Sliding Down to Slidell
Live from the Harbor Center in Slidell, Louisiana
Commentators: Bob Caudle and Shane McMahon
Ring Announcer: Mike McGuirk
Interviewer: SoCal Val
Referees: Tommy Young, Joey Marella and Aubrey Edwards
Hardcore Battle Royale
Nikki Cross vs. Dr. Britt Baker, DMD vs. Layla El vs. Carmella vs. “Hot Mess” Chelsea Green vs. Taya Valkyrie vs. Medusa Micelli vs. “Voodoo Queen” Roxxi Leveaux vs. Cherry Bomb vs. Molly Holly
All Referees at Ringside
The ring is filled with plunder and everybody fights. Valkyrie and Micelli team up and dump Layla El and Cherry Bomb. Then Medusa turns on Taya with a trash can shot to the head and gets rid of her. Cross is taking out everyone with a chair. Leveaux ducks the chair shot and surprises Cross with an open mouth kiss. She exhales the purple smoke, signifying she’s stolen some of Nikki’s essence. Roxxi steals the chair, nails Cross with it and delivers a Voodoo Drop on the chair. Cross is gone.
Carmella and Green eliminate each other and have a cat fight on the floor. This distraction allows Cross to run back in and nail Roxxi with a stop sign. Micelli tosses Leveaux. Molly and Britt team up on Micelli. Double snap suplex through a table. Micelli is gone. Holly and Baker shake hands and fight clean. Baker Buster and Molly goes out with an atomic throw.
Winner: Baker by last eliminating Holly at 10:10
A video package is shown detailing the issues between Demolition and Holly Cousins.
vs.
Demolition (Ax and Smash) vs. the Holly Cousins (Bob and Crash)
Referee: Joey Marella
Bob lets Crash start with Ax. Crash uses his speed to befuddle Ax and takes him down with a flying head scissors. He works the head scissors on the mat, but Ax powers up and muscles Crash into his corner to tag Smash. They double team him in the corner until Marella gets Ax out. Smash with a hiptoss out of the corner and an elbow drop. Running shoulder breaker and he takes time to taunt Bob on the apron. But this allows Crash to get a flash small package. Standing dropkick as they rise. Crash tags Bob.
He brawls Smash into the corner, whips him to the opposite corner and gets a Stinger splash. Monkey flip out. Diving legdrop for two. Pumphandle slam for two. Smash fights out of the Hollycaust and gets a sidewalk slam. Tag to Ax. Diving double ax handle for two. He drives the knees into Bob on the mat. Spinning side slam for two. Tag back to Smash for a double suplex, but Holly blocks and reverses. Tag to Crash. Crash with a rolling clothesline to Smash. Sitout Face Buster. He goes up top, but Ax shakes the ropes. Bob goes after Ax and they brawl on the floor. Smash with a superplex. Bob just makes the save. The heels whip the faces into the ropes and go for stereo backdrops, but it becomes stereo sunset flips for the faces. Marella tries to regain order, and in the mess Crash takes a low blow from Smash. Cradle shoulderbreaker and Ax cuts off Bob from the save. Bob uses a chair to stave off a post match beatdown.
Winner: Demolition of Smash on Crash by pinfall via Demolition Decapitation at 10:57
Shane McMahon from the commentary position says how the opening battle royal showed the depth of female talent in CCW. He’s decided to make the April In Your House, which he’s in charge of again, to be centered around the women’s division. He said with Britt Baker winning the battle royal, she’ll get a shot at UWA Universal Women’s Champion Sasha Banks. Mickie James-Aldis will put her CCW Women’s Title on the line against Ronda Rousey. And, if Tessa Blanchard is medically cleared, she’ll get revenge on Charlotte Flair.
A video package is shown detailing the Atlas vs. Johnson feud and the arrival of the Ultra Black Scorpion.
vs.
Mask vs. Afro
The Ultra Black Scorpion vs. “Soulman” Rocky Johnson with Dr. of Style, Slick
Referee: Tommy Young
Slick talks trash on the Scorpion about how everybody knows how he’s really Tony Atlas. UBS picks Slick up by his jacket, allowing Johnson to attack him from behind. Slick goes to the floor. Johnson gets the boxing punches and puts the Scorpion down with a rising uppercut. Elbow drop for a two count. Whip to the ropes and Johnson wipes out on a dropkick as Scorpion grabs the ropes. Jumping knee drop. Whip to the corner and an avalanche. Belly to belly suplex out of the corner for a two count. Scorpion tries a Torture Rack, but Johnson slips out behind and pushes his opponent into the ropes and nails the dropkick this time. Double knee drop for a two. Johnson goes to the Boston Crab. The Scorpion struggles to make the ropes. Slick uses his cane to wrap UBS’ hands. Young sees and makes Johnson break the hold. He grabs Scorpion by the legs and pulls him out to the center of the ring, but Scorpion kicks Johnson off. He stands as Johnson charges, right into a clothesline. Body slam. Elbow drop for two. Butterfly powerbomb attempt, but Johnson struggles into a rana.
The crowd pops as Tony Atlas in street clothes appears out of the audience at the ring wall near Slick. Slick hears the noise, turns and acts like he’s just seen a ghost. Atlas comes over the wall, grabs Slick by his jacket and shakes the crap out of him. Johnson sees this from the ring and has no idea what’s going on. This allows the Scorpion to get Rocky from behind in a sleeperhold. He passes out.
Winner: Scorpion by submission via sleeperhold at 9:40
Post match, Scorpion gets a pair of clippers and holds them up. Slick tries to jump him. But, Atlas enters the ring and holds Slick down. They shave his head bald while he kicks and screams. This allows Johnson time to wake up. He grabs Slick and they run off with Atlas and the Scorpion lunging at them. The faces signal that Johnson has a haircut still coming.
SoCal Val is with “Superstar” Billy Graham. “Hulk Hogan is the great pretender. He saw the Superstar on television and said ‘I can do that.’ You might be able to duplicate, but you’ll never replicate the Superstar. I eat T-Bone steaks, I lift barbell plates and I’m sweeter than a chocolate cake. The men want to be me and the women want to be with me. You got the millions of Hulkamaniacs, well I’ve got millions of pretty women begging for the Superstar to just look their way once. I’ve slapped this bearhug of mine on everybody from Superman to a grizzly bear and nobody could break it. I’ve put a full nelson on an octopus and that sucker had eight arms, jack. Hulk Hogan talks about the 24-inch pythons, I’ve got muscles I haven’t even flexed yet. And when I get done tonight, Val, I’ll come back and get you and I know you’ll give me a better tussle than the orange goblin pretender will in that ring tonight.”
Video package for the next match.
Vs.
The Varsity Blondes (Griff Garrison and Brian Pillman Jr.) vs. Chris Candido and “Pretty Boy” Sean Casey with Sunny
Referee: Aubrey Edwards
Garrison and Casey start with a lockup into a crisscross. Casey with a roundhouse kick. Snap suplex. Armbar and he tags Candido who takes over on the armbar. He walks the near corner for a rolling arm snap. Dropkick to the arm. Single arm DDT. Candido works an armlock while standing with Garrison on the mat. He manages to work out, push Chris into the ropes and flips him over with a knee lift. Tag to Pillman. Dropkick and Chris falls back into his corner to tag Casey. Crisscross and Pillman ducks the roundhouse kick. Casey comes up into a dragon screw legwhip. Leg snap. Knee breaker. Pillman with a single leg crab. He’s close enough to tag Garrison and he trades off on the crab. Eventually, Griff lets go, because he knows that’s going to get the win. He slings Casey into the ropes and goes for a spear, but whiffs as Sunny pulls down the ropes so Casey backflips to the outside. Candido comes over to confer. Tag to Pillman and stereo suicide dives. Sunny is also wiped out. Back into the ring, the faces get stereo dropkicks. Pillman works on Casey and gets a tornado DDT for two. He goes for the Air Pillman, but Casey dodges it and tags Candido.
Chris lights Pillman up with chops. Whip to the far corner. Brian reverses and charges into an outstretched boot. Candido with a double axehandle off the second turnbuckle. Tiger suplex. One…two…thre…shoulder up. Candido misses the top rope diving headbutt. Tags all around. Garrison baseball slides under the superkick try by Casey and pulls his other leg to upend him. Cradle brainbuster for two. Garrison with a figure four leglock. While Edwards is checking on Casey, Sunny reaches into the ring and rakes Griff’s eyes. This allows Casey to turn it over. They break off. Tag to Candido. Slingshot senton. Slingshot suplex for two. Swinging neckbreaker for two. Candido up top again. Garrison meets him up there and they fight. Garrison with a superplex. Casey breaks up the pin. Pillman comes in and takes him to the floor. Sunny jumps on Pillman’s back, but he swings her off to take out Casey. Garrison catches Candido on a Thesz Press try and turns it into a spinebuster. Tag to Brian back on the apron. Garrison gets Casey up for a powerbomb and Pillman hits a springboard clothesline on the powerbomb for the victory. Post match, Sunny comes onto the Varsity Blondes, saying she knew they would win the whole time. While Griff is seeming to be wooed by her, Pillman pants her from behind. The faces leave without her.
Winner: Varsity Blondes by pinfall of Pillman on Casey via powerbomb and springboard clothesline combination at 16:44
SoCal Val has Hulk Hogan. “Superstar Billy Graham likes to run his mouth and he makes a lot of claims, brother. He calls me the great pretender. Now, did I see Billy Graham on TV and say ‘that’s a dude who knows what’s going on.’ I did. But Hulk Hogan went 223% above anything Billy Graham ever did inside that ring or outside it, jack. Graham came after me, I didn’t go after him, because Hulk Hogan is the top of the mountain, brother. You want to climb that mountain, Billy Graham, I’ll give you the big boot right off it. You’ll roll down that hill collecting all the snow and ice until you’re just a big snowball at the bottom and then I’ll jump off the mountain and knock off all that snow and ice with the massive leg drop, brother. Your bearhug is bad, brother. Your full nelson is bad, brother. But, the big boot of the Hulkster is the baddest and my leg drop is badder than the baddest, jack. Billy Graham, whatcha gonna when Hulkamania and the largest arms in the world run wild on you?”
Video package for the next match, highlighting the long championship history of both men. (It should be noted Shane McMahon’s connections with WWE probably led to use of older footage.)
vs.
“The Man With the Hands of Stone” Ronnie Garvin vs. Terry Funk
Referee: Tommy Young
Lockup to start and Garvin pushes Funk back into the corner. Young calls for a clean break and Garvin gives it. They lock up again and Funk pushes his opponent into the corner. Young calls for the clean break and Terry fakes the clean break and then nails Garvin with a few punches. Funk goes for a cross corner whip, Garvin reverses, Funk reverses into a short-arm clothesline. Elbow drop misses. Funk pops up into a body slam and Ronnie with a fist drop for two. Ronnie with a butterfly suplex for two. Half nelson slam for two.
Funk doges the Superman punch and comes back with chops. They trade chops and the crowd woos. Funk bails to the floor. Garvin follows and tries to slam him into the ring post, but Funk blocks and throws Ronnie into it. Funk with a back suplex on the floor. Back in the ring he gets a hangman’s neckbreaker for two. Snap DDT for two. Garvin backdrops out of a piledriver. Funk walks into a rising uppercut. Superman punch. Garvin Stomp. Ronnie with a second rope knee drop. Funk moves, but Garvin rolls through it to his feet and Funk turns around into a second Superman punch. Stonecutter reverse stunner.
Winner: Garvin by pinfall via Stonecutter at 7:25
Slick comes back out wearing a mop bucket on his head, because it’s all he could find in the back to cover his bald head. Since Shane is the defacto authority figure in the house, he wants to know what the hell he’s going to do about Tony Atlas showing up. Shane says it’s obvious the Ultra Black Scorpion isn’t Tony Atlas as Slick claimed. Forget all that, Atlas lost a loser leaves town match, he’s barred from CCW. Well, it’s obvious Atlas bought a ticket. Ticket or no ticket, he’s supposed to be gone. Due to that violation he wants the match stricken from the record and, while it’s too late for his hair, Rocky Johnson’s should remain on his head. McMahon agrees only if Slick agrees to Atlas’ reinstatement. That’s blackmail. Think it over and let Shane know by Superstar Saturday, or it’s a snip and clip for the Soulman.
Vs.
The Miracle Workers (Eli Drake and Mike Bennett) with Maria Kanellis-Bennett vs. Bob Backlund and “The Appalachian Outlaw” Jock Samson
Referee: Joey Marella
Backlund and Bennett start with a lockup. They exchange a rear waistlock and then a hammerlock. Bennett goes for a hammerlock DDT, but Backlund blocks and gets a leg trip. He works a fujiawara armbar on the mat. He’s close enough to his corner to tag Jock, who comes in with an elbow drop to the prone Mike. Whip to the ropes and Bennet ducks a spinning backfist and gets a crossbody, but Jock catches him and delivers a fallaway slam. Bennett slides to the floor, confers with his wife and comes back in to tag Drake. Eli trash talks his old foe and slaps him. Jocks turns his head hard, but comes back with a slap of his own that turns Drake all the way around. Samson with an atomic drop. Eli bumps the corner, spins and as he comes out and eats a lariat. Wind up elbow drop for two. Whip to the corner and Samson charges into a big boot. Drake off the second turnbuckle with a double axehandle. Drake then chops at Jock like a tree and he timbers. Drake mocks the winding elbow drop and gets a two count. Side Russian legsweep for another two count. Armbar and he tags Bennet who comes off the second rope with a double axehandle to the arm. He takes over with an armringer. He pulls Jock in for three short-arm shoulder blocks. Heel trip and he works on the arm with Jock on the mat. Samson kicks Bennett away. Mike charges into a backdrop. Pops up into a body slam. Backlund makes a blind tag as Jock hits the ropes. Jack splashes Bennett, rolls out of the way and Backlund hits a second rope elbow drop. Drake breaks up the cover.
As Marella backs him out, Maria slides a foreign object to Bennett. He takes a wild swing at Backlund who ducks it and hits a release German suplex. The foreign object goes flying and Drake hides it in his trunks. Backlund with a T-bone suplex for a two count. He goes for the crossface chickenwing but Bennett makes the ropes to prevent it. Crisscross sequence and Backlund gets a sunset flip for two. Backlund goes arm dragging and gets an arm bar. Bennett shoots him off into the ropes and goes for a backdrop, but Backlund turns it into a sliding DDT for two. Tag to Jock he runs through Bennett and nails Drake on the apron for good measure. Drake lets the foreign object fly on the hit and Bennett gets it back. Bennett with a rabbit punch to the back of the head with the foreign object. Jock falls face first into the corner and Bennett brings him out with a German suplex for two, because he can’t hold the bridge.
Photo Finish fireman’s carry cutter for one…two…thr…Jock gets a foot on the ropes. Drake knocks it off, but Marella saw it and chews out Drake. Backlund comes around to chase Drake and he puts Maria in front of him as a shield. Bennet with a suicide dive out into Backlund. Heel double team on Backlund. Jock looks poised for a suicide dive himself, but just steps to the apron and comes off with a double axehandle. Brawling on the floor. Samson and Bennett brawl back inside the ring. Bennett goes for a Pedigree, but Jock backdrops out. Power slam. Samson sets up the three-point stance clothesline, but Drake and Backlund brawl into the ring to block it. In the melee, Bennett nails Jock with the foreign object again. Samoan Driver. One…two…thre…Backlund breaks up the pin. Bennet tags Drake. Eli misses a Polish Hammer with the object in his hands. Samson with a flying crossbody off the ropes. He tags Backlund. Bob goes with the crossface chicken wing. Drake kind of backs him toward his corner and with Maria distracting the referee Mike nails Bob with the foreign object. Eli fights out to get the Bottom Rung. Tag to Bennett who runs across the ring to nail Jock with the foreign object for a third time. Spiked Gravy Train. Post match, Samson wanders off, shaking his head, not worrying about Bob. Maria hides the foreign object in her cleavage.
Winner: Miracle Workers by pinfall of Bennett on Backlund via spiked Gravy Train at 15:03.
Video package for the next match, highlighting the long championship history of both men.
vs.
“The Immortal” Hulk Hogan vs. “Superstar Billy Graham
Referee: Tommy Young
Graham brings Hulk up into a full nelson. They work that for a bit until Hogan powers out. Graham kicks Hogan in the back of the knee and delivers Mongolian chops to the shoulders. He works a trapezes hold with Hogan on his knees, but he powers up. He turns around and slugs Graham. Whip to the ropes, Hogan goes for the big boot, but Billy grabs the foot, spins him around and delivers a back suplex. Graham with weak looking karate backs Hogan into the near corner. Hogan fights back, flips Graham around and mounts him for punches. The fans count along to seven until Graham brings Hogan out of the ring with a reverse atomic drop. Clothesline to the back of the head.
Graham whips Hogan to the ropes and delivers the big boot. He then makes a show out of going for a leg drop and Hogan moves. Hulk up. Punches. Body slam. Hogan goes for the Ax Bomber again, but Graham ducks and delivers a thumb to the throat. Young warns Graham. He goes to the bearhug. He grinds it in and has it on for awhile. Hogan is fading, fading, fading…he starts shaking his arms and his head. Hogan hulks up again. Slugs out. He hits the Ax Bomber. He goes for the big boot and Graham slides under it again, but this time he goes all the way to the floor. Hogan follows. Graham grabs the ring bell, which Hulk doesn’t see. Billy comes around as Hogan approaches and smashes him with the ring bell. Hogan turns away covering his head and wanders back into the ring. Graham follows and belts him with the bell a couple more times. Young disqualifies Graham, but there’s no bell to ring. Hogan is bleeding. Graham then locks in the bearhug and starts rag dolling Hogan. Security and backstage personnel run out. Graham drops Hogan and starts slugging away on everyone coming at him. The faces come out of the back and Graham is fighting everybody off as the show fades, being desperately out of time.
Winner: Hogan via disqualification at 15:30
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