Post by Leo on Mar 4, 2022 19:55:26 GMT -5
CCW Wednesday Warfare Episode 29
Commentators: Bob Caudle and Dutch Mantel
Ring Announcer: Mike McGuirk
Interviewer: SoCal Val
Referees: Tommy Young, Joey Marella and Aubrey Edwards
Bob Caudle welcomes everyone to the show and says it will be filled with updates and fallout from both nights of KaufMania. However, he’s unsure where his regular broadcast partner, Dutch Mantel, is. Shane McMahon then comes out. He says Dutch is sick and since he was just hanging out backstage, McMahon is happy to fill in. Andy Kaufman then storms out and says he’s tired of McMahon trying to weasel his way into CCW. It’s recapped how McMahon was a special guest at KaufMania of Col. Robert Fuller and Ivory and how he was the one who brought in Ronda Rousey to face Sasha Banks when Tessa Blanchard couldn’t compete. Shane says he just wants to help since he’s not got a home promotion now with the folding of PWX. Hey, why doesn’t Andy stay out here and they can do a three man booth. Caudle rolls his eyes.
COMMERCIAL
Footage is show of Braun Strowman winning a stretcher match over Big E Langston at KaufMania.
Braun Strowman defeats “The Appalachian Outlaw” Jock Samson at 5:40 with the reverse choke slam. SoCal Val catches him for a post match interview.
“I put on a dominant performance at KaufMania and all I’ve heard about since is Bill Goldberg showing up on night two. All my career I’ve heard about who would win in a match between me and Oldberg. The answer should be clear to anyone with half a brain. I’m bigger, badder, meaner and tougher than any NFL flame out. Goldberg says PWX is next, well not if he gets these hands first.”
COMMERCIAL
Footage is shown of Billy Graham winning a taped fist match against Ronnie Garvin at KaufMania.
“Superstar” Billy Graham defeated the debuting Curt Hawkins at 4:11 by submission via bearhug. SoCal Val catches him for an interview after.
“I don’t want to talk about the Man with Hands like Wet Noodles, Ronnie Garvin. I’ve beat him to a bloody pulp and asserted my dominance here in CCW again. Now, I’ve got my eyes set on the real enemy I’ve never been able to vanquish - Hulk Hogan. Hogan has long blonde hair, I did it first. Hogan is tanned with big muscles, I did it first. Hogan wears shirts with no sleeves and rips them off, I did it first (rips off shirt and flexes). Hulk Hogan is a pale imitation of the Superstar and always has been and, finally, finally, I get to prove it.”
In a pre-tape, “Voodoo Queen” Roxxi Leveaux is sitting in a pentagram with her eyes closed and chanting. In voiceover, Leveaux said she must now go it alone in CCW with her tag team partner and friend, Katarina Winter, leaving. However, she hopes it’s not for long. Leveaux is channeling her voodoo powers to call forth new friends from the ether. But that’s the thing about dark voodoo, you never who is coming to come out of the mist.
COMMERCIAL
Footage is shown from KaufMania of Charlotte Flair’s debut and her injuring of Tessa Blanchard.
Charlotte Flair defeated the debuting Chelsea Green at 7:40 by submission via figure eight leglock.
After the match, SoCal Val is talking with “Sensational” Sherri Martel on an update about Blanchard’s condition. She’s in a neckbrace with no timeline to return. Doctors say it’s day by day. Charlotte Flair interrupts and tells Sherri that if Tessa had any brains, she’d retire from the ring right now. Martel gets in Flair’s face and says she’s pretty good jumping people from behind, how about when she’s straight looking at someone. Flair lowers her head and turns away. Sherri says that’s what I thought, when Charlotte spins and sucker punches her. Flair with a handful of hair throws Sherri into the ring wall and kicks her several times. Flair says she wanted that bitch Tessa Blanchard, but she guesses she’ll settle for the bitch’s bitch in Sherri.
COMMERCIAL
Carmella, with another new cell phone, is live streaming in the back when she comes upon a dejected Chelsea Green who lost in her debut. Carmella calls her a hot mess. Green calls Carmella a painted harlot and reminds Carmella of her loss and butt spanking at KaufMania. Hers was an ass everybody wanted to see, unlike the pancake ass Green is carrying around. Carmella out, and she walks off.
Owen Hart defeated Ron “The Truth” Killings by pinfall via bridging northern lights suplex at 13:45. SoCal Val grabs Hart post match. The loss against Strike Force at KaufMania for the Universal Titles was a tough one, but fair. He and Davey Boy Smith are going to regroup, figure out what’s next for them and come back stronger and better than ever.
COMMERCIAL
Eli Drake is out and berating Andy Kaufman about wanting a title rematch against Bob Backlund for the Television Title. A recap is shown of him losing to Backlund at KaufMania. McMahon asks if Drake should be checking on his manager, Sherri. Sherri can take care of herself. Kaufman books the rematch for Superstar Saturday.
Footage is shown of the Jericho vs. Nick Aldis match at KaufMania.
“Lionheart” Chris Jericho and “Mega Man” Tom Magee defeated the Funk Brothers of Terry and Dory Jr. at 12:30 by pinfall of Jericho on Dory via Breakdown.
SoCal Val gets the winners post match. Jericho says it’s not over between him and Nicholas Aldis. He thanks Magee and Ronda Rousey for having his back at KaufMania. It’s just a matter of time before the York Foundation gets theirs and the 1 million year galactic reign of Nick Aldis as Universal Champion is a bitter, distant memory.
COMMERCIAL
PWX comes out and takes the ring, all wearing their title belts from KaufMania. This is CM Punk, Kurt Angle and the Undisputed Era of Kyle O’Reilly and Bobby Fish. CM Punk speaks: “Hey, if we’re not coming out first, then we’re coming out last. CCW can have their play acting wrestling show, but now we get serious. PWX has all the gold and we make all the rules…”
Punk is interrupted by Eddie Kingston, Marc Mero and Santana and Ortiz. Kingston says KaufMania didn’t finish anything between them and they all want rematches at March Madness. Before Punk speaks, Angle whispers something in his ear. Punk smiles. “You’re crazy, Kurt, it’s why I’m starting to like you.”
Punk says they an all have title matches at March Madness, but not the ones they want, the ones PWX says they can have. CM Punk will put his CCW World Title on the line against Marc Mero. Angle will face Kingston for the Gulf Coast Title and Undisputed Era will defend against The Patriot and Junkyard Dog, who lost their world tag team title shot at KaufMania. Sanana and Ortiz can face Power Station for the CCW World Tag Team Title.
Punk: “We probably have to clear that with their manager, Slick.”
Angle: “No problem, I speak jive.”
Kaufman stands up from commentary and tells Punk he can’t dictate matches, he says what’s what around here and March Madness won’t just be some KaufMania switcheroo. Shane tells Andy good move, don’t do what Punk wants. Andy eyes Shane and then says “at March Madness it will be Power Station defending the CCW Tag Team Titles against Proud and Powerful, the Undisputed Era will put the Gulf Coast Titles against Patriot and Junkyard Dog, Kurt Angle will face Eddie Kingston for the Gulf Coast Title and Marc Mero will battle CM Punk for the CCW Title.”
Punk: “Isn’t that what I said?”
Kaufman: “I said it in a different order.”
Goldberg then comes out and reiterates he wants PWX and he doesn’t care in what order. Hell, he’ll take them all on at the same time. Apparently Kaufman didn’t hear what he said at KaufMania…Goldberg is then jumped from behind by Braun Strowman and beaten down. Apparently, Goldberg didn’t hear what Strowman said earlier. He’s claiming next and Goldberg is getting these hands. Kaufman looks at Shane. McMahon says that would be an awful match for March Madness. Kaufman books Strowman vs. Goldberg. Everyone stares down, Strowman stands over Goldberg and we fade.
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