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Kamp Kaufman (Big Bossman and Yokozuna) defeated the Fantastics (Bobby Fulton and Tommy Rogers) by pinfall of Yoko on Rogers via Banzai Drop at 6:05
Terry Funk defeated “The Appalachian Outlaw” Jock Samson at 9:50 by pinfall via piledriver
CCW KaufMania: What’s Causing Aldis - Night 1
Live from the Orange Bowl in Miami Florida
Commentators: Bob Caudle, Dutch Mantel and Sunny
Ring Announcer: Mike McGuirk
Interviewer: SoCal Val
Referees: Tommy Young, Joey Marella and Aubrey Edwards
The camera comes up on Andy Kaufman in a palatial private suite filled with champagne, caviar and fancy call girls. He welcomes everyone to his creation, KaufMania, the greatest night ever in sports entertainment until tomorrow night. Tonight you’ll see…Kaufman goes blank and turns away from the camera. He doesn’t know the card. Why doesn’t he know his own damn card? He storms out of the suite screaming for his management team of Col. Robert Fuller and Ivory.
Lockup to start and Bob shoves his little cousin out of it. Crash rolls to his feet and charges into another lockup and Bob pushes him out of it. Crash rolls to his feet, charges again and eats a standing dropkick. Bob pulls Crash up and whips him to the far ropes and runs in for a high knee. Monkey flip out. Crash goes to the floor. Molly tries to block Bob, but he blows past her and goes for a slingshot splash. Crash sidesteps it. He stomps Bob on the floor and Molly goes out to tell him to move it back inside. Crash with a suplex on the floor and Molly threatens a disqualification. Crash eyes her then rolls Bob back into the ring.
He goes to the top rope from the outside. Crash goes for a flying whatever and Bob meets him with a sledgehammer punch to the gut to flip him over. Bob with a running bulldog. He sets up the Alabama Slam, but Crash wiggles out and turns it into a sunset flip. Bob breaks at two. They both rush up and into standing dropkicks that put both down. Molly with a count and she gets to eight, but Crash makes his feet and nails a springboard missile dropkick on Bob as he stands. Crash tries a running power slam, but Bob slips off the back and shoves Crash into the near corner. Flying clothesline to the back and he rolls Crash up from behind for two. Bob with a discus clothesline, but Crash ducks it and as Bob comes back around, he eats a jawbreaker. Snap suplex for positioning and Crash goes back up top. Bob stands and catches him on a flying crossbody. Crash lands on top for a two count. Bob rolls him over for a two count. Crash rolls him over for another two count. Crash argues the count with Molly. Bob spins Crash around and yells at him for yelling at Molly and bitch slaps him. Molly gets on Bob for getting on Crash. Crash surprises with a back stabber from behind. Cradle shoulder breaker gets a two count. Double arm DDT gets two. Crash Landing for the victory. Post match Molly raises Crash’s arm in victory. Bob recovers, looks like he’s going to slug Crash but hugs him instead. Molly raises his arm too and the Holly family stands triumphantly in the ring together.
Winner: Crash Holly at 12:27 by pinfall
Fuller and Ivory are in front of another luxury box. Ivory says he’s not coming. Fuller says he probably just got stuck in traffic on his way to the stadium. They then both smile as J.R. Ewing (as played by Larry Hagman) enters the scene. The oil tycoon stopped in the concourse area to watch the first match. After all, the Holly Cousins were the runners-up of the Ewing Family King of the Trios Tournament at Destination Dallas last year. Ewing is interested in having Ewing Oil sponsor another pay-per-view. Fuller says they might have a better offer than that for him.
Fuller and Ivory then grimace and push Ewing into the luxury box as Kaufman storms in. He had to come all the way to the other side of the stadium to find them. KaufMania is his show, but he doesn’t know any of the matches. He also doesn’t like that his personal wrestlers in the Big Bossman and Yokozuna were regulated to the pre-show. Fuller is skittish, but Ivory gets in Kaufman’s face about how he hasn’t been around for months. He sends texts and does Zoom calls, but doesn’t listen to anything he’s told. Kaufman puffs himself up and gets in Ivory’s face, but before he starts screaming, he hears sounds from inside the room and pushes past her to see what’s going on.
In the luxury box we not only find J.R. Ewing, but Shane McMahon, Dixie Carter, Billy Corrigan and Tony Khan. Kaufman asks what the hell they are doing here. Fuller said they’re just schmoozing some of the other UWA promoters. Wait…none of these people are currently running any promotions. Shane McMahon then comes over, gives Andy kudos for putting on a hell of show and invites him over to sit with him for the next match.
Lockup to start and Angle gets a rear waistlock. Standing switch by Mero, but Angle blocks a German suplex, drops and flips Mero over into a rear chinlock. Mero works up and breaks with a few elbows to the gut. He goes into the ropes, ducks a clothesline and nails Angle coming back the other way with a flying crossbody. Angle presses him off and scrambles up, but Mero goes arm dragging. Angle slides to the floor for a breather. Mero with a sucide dive and he sends Angle into the ring wall. Mero throws Angle back into the ring and goes up top from the outside. Angle falls into the ropes and Mero crotches himself. Angle with a Frankensteiner and he goes up for the Anglesault, which misses.
Mero with a series of punches and the Kiss that Don’t Miss. Lionsault gets two. Mero pulls Kurt up into a whip, but he reverses and pulls Marc into a knee to the gut. Biel throw. Angle goes for the ankle lock, but Mero scrambles for the ropes. Angle tries anyway, but Edwards backs him off. Mero jumps over Edwards with a forearm to Angle’s head. Mero with a butterfly gutbuster for two. Mero goes up for a Merosault, but Angle catches him with an electric chair drop. T-Bone suplex. He goes for the Angle Slam, but Mero slides out into an inverted DDT for two.
He sets up the TKO, but Angle slides out of that and gets a delayed inverted suplex. Stun Gun. Straps come down and he gets the ankle lock. Mero rolls through and kicks Angle off. He falls into the near corner. Mero with the 10 count punches, but he only gets to nine before Angle brings him out with an inverted atomic drop. Short distance jumping clothesline. Back to the ankle lock. Mero makes the ropes for the break. Angle pulls him off, but Edwards makes him break it. They get into it again. Mero tries the jumping forearm over Edwards again, but Angle pushes her out of the way, catches Marc and delivers an overhead belly to belly suplex. Back to the angle lock. Mero makes it up to one leg and delivers an enzuigiri. He goes up top for the Wild Thing, but Angle pops up top hits a few punches to soften Mero up and wins with the Super Angle Slam.
Winner: Kurt Angle by pinfall at 20:01
SoCal Val is in the back with “The Immortal” Hulk Hogan. He guarantees victory tonight against Nikita Koloff. Old Glory will be raised high above the Orange Bowl and the Star-Spangled Banner will be sung by his old friend, Cyndi Lauper. She enters and declares we’ll see some true colors tonight and those colors are red, white and blue.
Both men charge at each other like boxers and start trading punches in the center of the ring. Graham hits a nice upper cut that sends Garvin into the ropes, but he comes back with a pendulum lariat. Garvin with the ground and pound. Graham covers up and Young pulls Garvin off. Billy is bleeding. Ronnie tries the Superman punch, but Graham delivers a punch to the gut. Garvin collapses to the mat and Graham mounts him from behind and works the kidneys. Young pulls him off. Garvin stumbles up and Graham drives him into the corner with punches. Ronnie fights back, turns Graham around and mounts the corner. He rains down punches, working the cut on his head. Graham takes him out of the corner with a running power bomb. One…two…shoulder up. Graham deadlifts Ronnie into a bear hug. Garvin works the cut and slugs his way out. Superman punch hits this time. One…two…thr…shoulder up. Garvin sets up a side Russian leg sweep, but Graham elbows Garvin in the side of the head. Billy with a full nelson slam. Fist drop. He hits another and another. Now Ronnie is busted open. Dead lift back into a bear hug and Garvin’s got nothing now.
Winner: Billy Graham by submission at 9:30
Everyone is talking in the luxury suite, Kaufman doesn’t look happy as he sits on a couch between Corrigan and Khan. Ewing is chatting up Ivory, naturally, who looks bored. She offhandidly asks him what match he’s looking most forward to. Oh, the spanking match. He’s seen the CCW women’s calendar and knows whoever loses, the fans are the winners. Ivory chastizes him on his sexism. Ewing instead of getting rid of things like that, why not make it even. What does you mean? Do a pinup men’s calendar that’s just the same. Equal while possibly doubling your calendar profits. Ivory actually thinks that’s smart and would work.
vs.
CCW Gulf Coast Tag Team Titles
The Undisputed Era (Kyle O’Reilly and Bobby Fish) vs. Proud and Powerful (Santa and Ortiz)
Referee: Joey Marella
Fish and Santana start with a lockup into a crisscross. Bobby whiffs on a dropkick, when Santana holds onto the ropes. Fish comes up into a bicycle kick. Whip to the corner, but Fish reverses and gets the Space Rolling Elbow. Run to the near ropes and he gets a one handed bulldog as Santana trips out of the corner. Gorilla press into a double knee gutbuster gets two. He controls Santana with an armbar and tags O’Reilly who takes over on it. Arm drag and he works the armbar on the mat, but Santana works up and shoots him off into the ropes. O’Reilly baseball slides under a clothesline, pops up to point at his head on how smart he is and turns around into a dropkick. Tag to Ortiz. He comes in to stomp O’Reilly. Tilt-a-whirl backbreaker and he grinds an elbow into his midsection. Backpack stunner gets two. O’Reilly slips out of a running power slam and dropkicks Ortiz in the back. He falls into the corner and Kyle gets a backstabber. Tag to Fish. Exploder suplex and he works a crossface. Ortiz makes the ropes, but Fish won’t let go.
Santana runs in and Marella backs him off. O’Reilly runs in and they get a double team snap suplex. Marella is out of position for the count and it’s only a two. Tag to O’Reilly. They go for a double team clothesline, but Ortiz ducks it and gets a double flying clothesline. Tag to Santana. He bounces Fish from the ring. O’Reilly eats a roundhouse kick. Tag back to Ortiz and they setup the Street Sweeper. Fish jumps up on the apron to shake the ropes and Santana crotches himself. He shoves him off the top. Ortiz drops O’Reilly to go after Fish. He comes off the top with a flying crossbody and Ortiz catches him, but O’Reilly sweeps the legs and Fish lands on top of him for a two count. Marella tries to get some order, which allows O’Reilly to take Ortiz to dick kick city. Fish bounches Santana from the ring this time. Chasing the Dragon for the victory.
Winners: The Undisputed Era by pinfall of O’Reilly on Ortiz at 18:09
In the luxury box, Khan and Corrigan are debating doing studio shows versus arena tours. Kaufman covers his ears with pillows, rolls his eyes and shouts ‘nerds!” Fuller whispers to Ivory how he likes engaged the Khan and Corrigan are in their product and wrestling basics in general.
Before the match starts, James whispers something to Kamille. Mickie then raves at Blanchard about how she needs to give up now and award her the CCW Women’s Title. Doesn’t she know who her husband is? Blanchard says “yes, and I don’t care” and slaps James in the face. She turns from the blow and Blanchard follows with a hair pulling bulldog. Kamille stalks Martel on the outside and chases her to the back. Butterfly suplex gets a two count and she goes to an octopus hold. Mickie screams for bloody murder, but won’t submit so early. Blanchard lets it go. She pulls Mickie up into a whip into the ropes, but she reverses and gets an arm trap neckbreaker. Flapjack into a kip up. James off the second turnbuckle with a knee drop for a two count. She goes into a cross STF. Blanchard makes the ropes to break.
James comes off the ropes for a running Mick Kick, but Blanchard grabs the leg and uses it for a whipping throw into the near corner. Running knee strike. Snap mare into a seated position and Blanchard pushes herself up in the corner for a double pendulum kick to the back. Diving senton misses and James tries to capitalize with a quick jackknife pin for two. Tilt-a-whirl slam and James sets up for the MickieDT, but Blanchard pushes her into the near corner. A couple shoulder thrusts and she brings James out of the corner with an inverted atomic drop. Press slam. James blocks the Buzzsaw, goes for the Mick Kick and gets caught and thrown again into the ropes.
Blanchard charges and James pulls the ropes down. Tessa takes a nasty spill to the floor. James rolls out, stomps the crap out of Blanchard and hits a Micki-DT on the floor. She then pulls up the safety mat to expose the bare concrete and is going to perform another.
Edwards gets in her face about it and backs her off. They go back into the ring still arguing. A woman in a black hoodie and sunglasses jumps the ring wall, grabs the woozy Blanchard and delivers a piledriver onto the concrete with a sickening thud. She then places Blanchard on the ring apron. Mickie brushes past Edwards, acting like Blanchard is coming back in the ring. She kicks Blanchard some and then hits a second Mickie-DT in the ring for the win.
Winner and new CCW Women’s Champion: Mickie James-Aldis by pinfall at 13:17
Post-match, Edwards sees that Blanchard is hurt and calls for paramedics. Tessa isn’t moving much. They get her on a stretcher and the hooded woman comes out from under the ring and knocks Blanchard off the stretcher and kicks at her. Security backs her off and the woman removes her hoodie and sunglasses to reveal…
She gets a microphone: “When I wrestled my last match in WCW I said I was leaving for a better opportunity and that opportunity wasn’t just being Mickie James-Aldis’ insurance policy, it was the opportunity to shut up that bitch Tessa Blanchard. She calls herself the Lone Horsewoman as if she is the only person with a claim to the Four Horsemen legacy. A legacy that had her father carrying my father’s bags at the airport. A legacy that had her father pouring my father’s champagne and saying ‘good match, champ’ at the end of the night. A legacy that saw Tully Blanchard in the back laughing and joking when Ric Flair was in the ring cooking and smoking. Woo! And Tessa Blanchard better pray she has a broken neck and can’t wrestle ever again. Because if she ever steps into the ring with me she won’t leave it on a stretcher next time, she’ll leave it in a body bag.”
SoCal Val has Ivan and Nikita Koloff in the back. Ivan declares it will be the hammer and sickle, not the stars and stripes that will be raised high above the Orange Bowl in a few short minutes. Then he will sing the Soviet National Anthem, not some trash American rock singer. Lauper is glad she doesn’t live in Russia or she’d be wearing dull rags and on her hands and knees scrubbing floors.
Koloff jumps Hogan at the bell and beats on him. Ivan chases Cyndi Lauper around the outside. Hogan fights loose from Nikita and slides to the floor to block Ivan from Lauper. He wags his finger ‘no’ at him. Nikita comes off the apron with a double axe handle to the back of the head. Ivan and Nikita kicks Hogan on the outside and Young threatens a disqualification. The heels roll Hogan back into the ring. Nikita with a knee drop for two. He whips Hogan into the far corner and gets an avalanche. Biel throw out. Another knee drop for two. Koloff with a backbreaker. He holds for a second. Then a third. He shoves Hogan off and covers for one…two…thr…kick out. A frustrated Koloff lines up for a curb stomp, but Hogan gets to his knees and grabs the foot. He shakes his head ‘no’ while standing up. He spins Nikita up and gets a back suplex. Atomic drop. Ivan runs into the ring and breaks the Soviet flag over Hogan’s back. He just turns and snarls at him. Nikita tries to catch Hulk from behind, but he catches him and delivers a double noggin knocker. Ivan flies over the top rope to the floor. Hogan with the punches, whip to the ropes, big boot, leg drop. The U.S. Flag is raised high and Lauper sings the National Anthem.
Winner: Hulk Hogan by pinfall at 10:48
Hobbs and Patriot start with a test of strength. Patriot starts to win, so Will kicks him in the gut and then clobbers him in the back. Double underhook backbreaker. He reaches over to tag Jones with Patriot still on his knee. Jones comes in with an elbow drop. Whip to the ropes for a pop up, turning powerbomb. One…two…thr…shoulder up. Jones whips Patriot into the near corner and charges for an avalanche, but Patriot side steps it. Tag to JYD. Dog with a series of boxing style punches. A windmill right hand puts Odyssey down. Dog with the crawling headbutts and barking. Jones rolls out to the floor to confer with Slick. He comes in near his corner and tags Hobbs.
They grapple into a headlock for Hobbs that Dog pushes out of. They both try a shoulder block and neither move. Hobbs goes into the ropes and tries it again and neither moves. Hobbs tries it again, but this time JYD cuts him off with a standing lariat and Will goes down. Big elbow drop for a two count. Body slam and he tags Patriot back. Patriot with a second rope diving leg drop for two. He goes for Uncle Slam, but Hobbs does a standing switch into his own full nelson and gets a full nelson suplex with bridge for two. Tag to Jones. He hits the World’s Strongest Slam for one…two…thr…shoulder up. Jones with the whip to the corner again and he charges, but when Patriot moves this time, Jones adjusts to spring off the near ropes and catches with a charged big boot to the gut. Belly to belly suplex. Tag to Hobbs and they go for the Power Outage (spinebuster into a big splash), but JYD nails Hobbs in the back as he goes into the ropes. Hobbs turns and smashes JYD. He falls to the floor. Patriot recovers and dropkicks Jones. A dropkick to Hobbs. He goes up top for the Patriot Missile. Slick shakes the ropes and Patriot crotches himself. Hobbs makes the corner so they can do a legal tag and then they take Patriot off the top with a double team superplex.
Winners: Power Station by pinfall of Hobbs on Patriot at 10:39
In the luxury box, Sherri Martel, Charlotte Flair and Mickie James-Aldis are all screaming at Robert Fuller, Ivory and Andy Kaufman. Kaufman rubs his temples and keeps saying “I can’t even.” Sherri wants the decision of the title match earlier reversed. Mickie protests that, don’t you know who her husband is? Charlotte demands Sherri give a health update on Blanchard. We all know she won’t be able to wrestle Sasha Banks tomorrow night for the UWA Women’s Title. You need a substitute and that should be her. Ivory doesn’t want to reward Charlotte for her sneak attack. Charlotte said she’s willing to take Ivory on right now and Ivory says lets go.
Shane McMahon then calms everybody down. Let him make a phone call and he’s sure he can produce a suitable, neutral replacement for Blanchard in the title match on night two. After a moment, Charlotte says okay, but she better be in line for future title shots. Mickie says okay, if she’s keeping the newly won CCW Women’s Title. Sherri tells Shane to make his call only as a precautionary measure. She understands the show must go on, but if Tessa Blanchard has to crawl on her hands and knees to that ring tomorrow night to fight Sasha Banks, she will.
Carmella is live tweeting and is all smiles until she sees Taya behind her on the camera screen. Valkyrie nails Carmella in the back of the head and she drops her phone. Taya steps on the phone and grinds it with the heel of her boot. Carmella freaks out and jumps Valkyrie with a Thesz Press into a ground and pound. Taya throws Carmella off. She throws her into the corner and follow with a double knee attack. Whip to the far corner and another double knee attack. Snap mare out of the corner and then a running neck snap. Road to Valhalla. After the match, Taya gets a chair, sits in the middle of the ring, puts Carmella over her knee and then moves her singlet aside to expose her rear end. She smacks her several times. She then lets Aubrey Edwards smack her once. Mike McGuirk smacks her once. Carmella cries and struggles free and runs off rubbing her sore butt.
Winner: Taya Valkyrie at 5:17 by pinfall
Hulk Hogan tries to barge into the luxury box, because he wants that weasel Andy Kaufman. In a voice that sounds like the maid from “Family Guy,” Andy says “Mr. Kaufman, he no here.” Dixie Carter, who knows Hogan from TNA, comes out and asks what’s going on. Hogan recaps how Kaufman has messed with him since coming to CCW. Carter tells Hogan it’s not the time or place, why doesn’t she walk and talk with him. Fuller and Ivory watches them go and whispers how all the possible investors have troubleshot problems on the night way better than Kaufman.
Jawing at each other to start. Punk with a bitch slap. Kingston with a bitch slap back. Wild brawling and they spill to the floor. Punk ducks a charge and Kingston nails his shoulder to the outside post. Punk with a high knee to the back and Kingston posts his shoulder a second time. Punk brings a kendo stick out from under the apron and whacks Kingston in the shoulder with it several times. The commentators note under Punk’s make up X Division rules the weapon use and long time outside the ring is legal. Kingston goes back into the ring and into the ropes, he catches Punk with a sliding big boot as he slides under the bottom rope. Kingston is favoring the shoulder. Side slam backbreaker. Eddie goes outside the ring and pulls Punk to the corner to crotch him into the ring post. Kingston with a ring post figure four. He gets to 17 on the ring out count before letting go and breaking the plane of the ring to restart the count. Eddie gets a chair and nails Punk in the knee with it.
He goes into the ring with the chair. Samoan drop. Kingston sits Punk in the chair and gets a running, arched big boot. Springboard elbow drop for two. He gets the Blackout Lariat, but hurts the bad arm and can’t capitalize. Punk with a knee clip and he kicks the bad shoulder. Double underhook backbreaker. He goes for the springboard clothesline, but gets tied up in the ropes because of the injured knee. Kington with a rope assisted inverted stunner. Punk elbows out of an uranage and spins into a side Russian leg sweep to the chair. He tries the Go To Sleep, but the bad knee holds him up. Kingston slides out into an inverted DDT on the chair. Kington with a diving leg drop with the chair off the second turnbuckle. One…two…thr…shoulder up.
Kingston can’t get full extension on the Back Fist to the Future, so Punk ducks it and gets the Devil’s Lock DDT. He holds onto the hammerlock and pulls Eddie into the Pepsi Twist for a two count. Into the Anaconda Vice and Punk makes sure to really crank the shoulder. Kingston makes the ropes, but that’s not a break in this match. So, he keeps pulling and both men fall to the floor. Punk charges and takes a turning pop up powerbomb onto the ring stairs. Kingston with a running knee drop from the apron. He throws Punk into the ring and goes to the top turnbuckle from the outside. Punk ducks the flying Sliding D forearm smash. He nails a roundhouse kick as Kingston stands and then nails the Crooked Moonsault for a two count. Another Go to Sleep attempt, but Kingston slides off to the front this time for an uranage. One…two…kick out.
Royal Flush spinning DDT for two. Kingston wants the Back Fist to the Future, but Punk rises with the chair and Eddie nails it with his hand. Punk waffles him with the chair. Go to Sleep. One…two…thre…shoulder barely up. Punk argues the count, almost hits Young, but knows that would be a DQ in this bout. He turns around and Eddie catches him with a few punches to the gut with the good arm. Saito suplex. He goes to an inverted Texas Cloverleaf to work the bad knee, but Punk gets up on his hands and grabs an ankle with both hands to basically yank his way out of it. He keeps hold of the leg twists into an STF and then into the anaconda vice. Kingston is out of gas and hurting bad. He taps.
Winner and new Unified CCW World Heavyweight Champion: CM Punk by submission at 22:07
Kurt Angle and the Undisputed Era come to the ring with their title belts. Punk stands in front with Fish and O’Reilly back and to the left and Angle back and to the right, so they’re in a triangle shape. Punk gets a microphone.
“We came, we saw, we kicked ass. We did it tonight and we’ll do it every night. Andy Kaufman can run whatever bad comedy routine he wants because it doesn’t change the most important element he’s going to have to live with. CCW is now run by P…(Undisputed Era raises their belts)...W…(Angle raises his belt)...X…(Punk raises his belt).”
Kamp Kaufman (Big Bossman and Yokozuna) defeated the Fantastics (Bobby Fulton and Tommy Rogers) by pinfall of Yoko on Rogers via Banzai Drop at 6:05
Terry Funk defeated “The Appalachian Outlaw” Jock Samson at 9:50 by pinfall via piledriver
CCW KaufMania: What’s Causing Aldis - Night 1
Live from the Orange Bowl in Miami Florida
Commentators: Bob Caudle, Dutch Mantel and Sunny
Ring Announcer: Mike McGuirk
Interviewer: SoCal Val
Referees: Tommy Young, Joey Marella and Aubrey Edwards
The camera comes up on Andy Kaufman in a palatial private suite filled with champagne, caviar and fancy call girls. He welcomes everyone to his creation, KaufMania, the greatest night ever in sports entertainment until tomorrow night. Tonight you’ll see…Kaufman goes blank and turns away from the camera. He doesn’t know the card. Why doesn’t he know his own damn card? He storms out of the suite screaming for his management team of Col. Robert Fuller and Ivory.
Bob Holly vs. Crash Holly
Special Guest Referee: Molly Holly
Lockup to start and Bob shoves his little cousin out of it. Crash rolls to his feet and charges into another lockup and Bob pushes him out of it. Crash rolls to his feet, charges again and eats a standing dropkick. Bob pulls Crash up and whips him to the far ropes and runs in for a high knee. Monkey flip out. Crash goes to the floor. Molly tries to block Bob, but he blows past her and goes for a slingshot splash. Crash sidesteps it. He stomps Bob on the floor and Molly goes out to tell him to move it back inside. Crash with a suplex on the floor and Molly threatens a disqualification. Crash eyes her then rolls Bob back into the ring.
He goes to the top rope from the outside. Crash goes for a flying whatever and Bob meets him with a sledgehammer punch to the gut to flip him over. Bob with a running bulldog. He sets up the Alabama Slam, but Crash wiggles out and turns it into a sunset flip. Bob breaks at two. They both rush up and into standing dropkicks that put both down. Molly with a count and she gets to eight, but Crash makes his feet and nails a springboard missile dropkick on Bob as he stands. Crash tries a running power slam, but Bob slips off the back and shoves Crash into the near corner. Flying clothesline to the back and he rolls Crash up from behind for two. Bob with a discus clothesline, but Crash ducks it and as Bob comes back around, he eats a jawbreaker. Snap suplex for positioning and Crash goes back up top. Bob stands and catches him on a flying crossbody. Crash lands on top for a two count. Bob rolls him over for a two count. Crash rolls him over for another two count. Crash argues the count with Molly. Bob spins Crash around and yells at him for yelling at Molly and bitch slaps him. Molly gets on Bob for getting on Crash. Crash surprises with a back stabber from behind. Cradle shoulder breaker gets a two count. Double arm DDT gets two. Crash Landing for the victory. Post match Molly raises Crash’s arm in victory. Bob recovers, looks like he’s going to slug Crash but hugs him instead. Molly raises his arm too and the Holly family stands triumphantly in the ring together.
Winner: Crash Holly at 12:27 by pinfall
Fuller and Ivory are in front of another luxury box. Ivory says he’s not coming. Fuller says he probably just got stuck in traffic on his way to the stadium. They then both smile as J.R. Ewing (as played by Larry Hagman) enters the scene. The oil tycoon stopped in the concourse area to watch the first match. After all, the Holly Cousins were the runners-up of the Ewing Family King of the Trios Tournament at Destination Dallas last year. Ewing is interested in having Ewing Oil sponsor another pay-per-view. Fuller says they might have a better offer than that for him.
Fuller and Ivory then grimace and push Ewing into the luxury box as Kaufman storms in. He had to come all the way to the other side of the stadium to find them. KaufMania is his show, but he doesn’t know any of the matches. He also doesn’t like that his personal wrestlers in the Big Bossman and Yokozuna were regulated to the pre-show. Fuller is skittish, but Ivory gets in Kaufman’s face about how he hasn’t been around for months. He sends texts and does Zoom calls, but doesn’t listen to anything he’s told. Kaufman puffs himself up and gets in Ivory’s face, but before he starts screaming, he hears sounds from inside the room and pushes past her to see what’s going on.
In the luxury box we not only find J.R. Ewing, but Shane McMahon, Dixie Carter, Billy Corrigan and Tony Khan. Kaufman asks what the hell they are doing here. Fuller said they’re just schmoozing some of the other UWA promoters. Wait…none of these people are currently running any promotions. Shane McMahon then comes over, gives Andy kudos for putting on a hell of show and invites him over to sit with him for the next match.
vs.
CCW Gulf Coast Title
Kurt Angle © vs. “Marvelous” Marc Mero
Referee: Aubrey Edwards
Lockup to start and Angle gets a rear waistlock. Standing switch by Mero, but Angle blocks a German suplex, drops and flips Mero over into a rear chinlock. Mero works up and breaks with a few elbows to the gut. He goes into the ropes, ducks a clothesline and nails Angle coming back the other way with a flying crossbody. Angle presses him off and scrambles up, but Mero goes arm dragging. Angle slides to the floor for a breather. Mero with a sucide dive and he sends Angle into the ring wall. Mero throws Angle back into the ring and goes up top from the outside. Angle falls into the ropes and Mero crotches himself. Angle with a Frankensteiner and he goes up for the Anglesault, which misses.
Mero with a series of punches and the Kiss that Don’t Miss. Lionsault gets two. Mero pulls Kurt up into a whip, but he reverses and pulls Marc into a knee to the gut. Biel throw. Angle goes for the ankle lock, but Mero scrambles for the ropes. Angle tries anyway, but Edwards backs him off. Mero jumps over Edwards with a forearm to Angle’s head. Mero with a butterfly gutbuster for two. Mero goes up for a Merosault, but Angle catches him with an electric chair drop. T-Bone suplex. He goes for the Angle Slam, but Mero slides out into an inverted DDT for two.
He sets up the TKO, but Angle slides out of that and gets a delayed inverted suplex. Stun Gun. Straps come down and he gets the ankle lock. Mero rolls through and kicks Angle off. He falls into the near corner. Mero with the 10 count punches, but he only gets to nine before Angle brings him out with an inverted atomic drop. Short distance jumping clothesline. Back to the ankle lock. Mero makes the ropes for the break. Angle pulls him off, but Edwards makes him break it. They get into it again. Mero tries the jumping forearm over Edwards again, but Angle pushes her out of the way, catches Marc and delivers an overhead belly to belly suplex. Back to the angle lock. Mero makes it up to one leg and delivers an enzuigiri. He goes up top for the Wild Thing, but Angle pops up top hits a few punches to soften Mero up and wins with the Super Angle Slam.
Winner: Kurt Angle by pinfall at 20:01
SoCal Val is in the back with “The Immortal” Hulk Hogan. He guarantees victory tonight against Nikita Koloff. Old Glory will be raised high above the Orange Bowl and the Star-Spangled Banner will be sung by his old friend, Cyndi Lauper. She enters and declares we’ll see some true colors tonight and those colors are red, white and blue.
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Taped Fist Match
“The Man with the Hands of Stone” Ronnie Garvin vs. “Superstar” Billy Graham
Referee: Tommy Young
Both men charge at each other like boxers and start trading punches in the center of the ring. Graham hits a nice upper cut that sends Garvin into the ropes, but he comes back with a pendulum lariat. Garvin with the ground and pound. Graham covers up and Young pulls Garvin off. Billy is bleeding. Ronnie tries the Superman punch, but Graham delivers a punch to the gut. Garvin collapses to the mat and Graham mounts him from behind and works the kidneys. Young pulls him off. Garvin stumbles up and Graham drives him into the corner with punches. Ronnie fights back, turns Graham around and mounts the corner. He rains down punches, working the cut on his head. Graham takes him out of the corner with a running power bomb. One…two…shoulder up. Graham deadlifts Ronnie into a bear hug. Garvin works the cut and slugs his way out. Superman punch hits this time. One…two…thr…shoulder up. Garvin sets up a side Russian leg sweep, but Graham elbows Garvin in the side of the head. Billy with a full nelson slam. Fist drop. He hits another and another. Now Ronnie is busted open. Dead lift back into a bear hug and Garvin’s got nothing now.
Winner: Billy Graham by submission at 9:30
Everyone is talking in the luxury suite, Kaufman doesn’t look happy as he sits on a couch between Corrigan and Khan. Ewing is chatting up Ivory, naturally, who looks bored. She offhandidly asks him what match he’s looking most forward to. Oh, the spanking match. He’s seen the CCW women’s calendar and knows whoever loses, the fans are the winners. Ivory chastizes him on his sexism. Ewing instead of getting rid of things like that, why not make it even. What does you mean? Do a pinup men’s calendar that’s just the same. Equal while possibly doubling your calendar profits. Ivory actually thinks that’s smart and would work.
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CCW Gulf Coast Tag Team Titles
The Undisputed Era (Kyle O’Reilly and Bobby Fish) vs. Proud and Powerful (Santa and Ortiz)
Referee: Joey Marella
Fish and Santana start with a lockup into a crisscross. Bobby whiffs on a dropkick, when Santana holds onto the ropes. Fish comes up into a bicycle kick. Whip to the corner, but Fish reverses and gets the Space Rolling Elbow. Run to the near ropes and he gets a one handed bulldog as Santana trips out of the corner. Gorilla press into a double knee gutbuster gets two. He controls Santana with an armbar and tags O’Reilly who takes over on it. Arm drag and he works the armbar on the mat, but Santana works up and shoots him off into the ropes. O’Reilly baseball slides under a clothesline, pops up to point at his head on how smart he is and turns around into a dropkick. Tag to Ortiz. He comes in to stomp O’Reilly. Tilt-a-whirl backbreaker and he grinds an elbow into his midsection. Backpack stunner gets two. O’Reilly slips out of a running power slam and dropkicks Ortiz in the back. He falls into the corner and Kyle gets a backstabber. Tag to Fish. Exploder suplex and he works a crossface. Ortiz makes the ropes, but Fish won’t let go.
Santana runs in and Marella backs him off. O’Reilly runs in and they get a double team snap suplex. Marella is out of position for the count and it’s only a two. Tag to O’Reilly. They go for a double team clothesline, but Ortiz ducks it and gets a double flying clothesline. Tag to Santana. He bounces Fish from the ring. O’Reilly eats a roundhouse kick. Tag back to Ortiz and they setup the Street Sweeper. Fish jumps up on the apron to shake the ropes and Santana crotches himself. He shoves him off the top. Ortiz drops O’Reilly to go after Fish. He comes off the top with a flying crossbody and Ortiz catches him, but O’Reilly sweeps the legs and Fish lands on top of him for a two count. Marella tries to get some order, which allows O’Reilly to take Ortiz to dick kick city. Fish bounches Santana from the ring this time. Chasing the Dragon for the victory.
Winners: The Undisputed Era by pinfall of O’Reilly on Ortiz at 18:09
In the luxury box, Khan and Corrigan are debating doing studio shows versus arena tours. Kaufman covers his ears with pillows, rolls his eyes and shouts ‘nerds!” Fuller whispers to Ivory how he likes engaged the Khan and Corrigan are in their product and wrestling basics in general.
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CCW Women’s Title
“The Lone Horsewoman” Tessa Blanchard © with “Sensational” Sherri Martel vs. Mickie James-Aldis with Kamille York
Referee: Aubrey Edwards
Before the match starts, James whispers something to Kamille. Mickie then raves at Blanchard about how she needs to give up now and award her the CCW Women’s Title. Doesn’t she know who her husband is? Blanchard says “yes, and I don’t care” and slaps James in the face. She turns from the blow and Blanchard follows with a hair pulling bulldog. Kamille stalks Martel on the outside and chases her to the back. Butterfly suplex gets a two count and she goes to an octopus hold. Mickie screams for bloody murder, but won’t submit so early. Blanchard lets it go. She pulls Mickie up into a whip into the ropes, but she reverses and gets an arm trap neckbreaker. Flapjack into a kip up. James off the second turnbuckle with a knee drop for a two count. She goes into a cross STF. Blanchard makes the ropes to break.
James comes off the ropes for a running Mick Kick, but Blanchard grabs the leg and uses it for a whipping throw into the near corner. Running knee strike. Snap mare into a seated position and Blanchard pushes herself up in the corner for a double pendulum kick to the back. Diving senton misses and James tries to capitalize with a quick jackknife pin for two. Tilt-a-whirl slam and James sets up for the MickieDT, but Blanchard pushes her into the near corner. A couple shoulder thrusts and she brings James out of the corner with an inverted atomic drop. Press slam. James blocks the Buzzsaw, goes for the Mick Kick and gets caught and thrown again into the ropes.
Blanchard charges and James pulls the ropes down. Tessa takes a nasty spill to the floor. James rolls out, stomps the crap out of Blanchard and hits a Micki-DT on the floor. She then pulls up the safety mat to expose the bare concrete and is going to perform another.
Edwards gets in her face about it and backs her off. They go back into the ring still arguing. A woman in a black hoodie and sunglasses jumps the ring wall, grabs the woozy Blanchard and delivers a piledriver onto the concrete with a sickening thud. She then places Blanchard on the ring apron. Mickie brushes past Edwards, acting like Blanchard is coming back in the ring. She kicks Blanchard some and then hits a second Mickie-DT in the ring for the win.
Winner and new CCW Women’s Champion: Mickie James-Aldis by pinfall at 13:17
Post-match, Edwards sees that Blanchard is hurt and calls for paramedics. Tessa isn’t moving much. They get her on a stretcher and the hooded woman comes out from under the ring and knocks Blanchard off the stretcher and kicks at her. Security backs her off and the woman removes her hoodie and sunglasses to reveal…
Charlotte Flair!
She gets a microphone: “When I wrestled my last match in WCW I said I was leaving for a better opportunity and that opportunity wasn’t just being Mickie James-Aldis’ insurance policy, it was the opportunity to shut up that bitch Tessa Blanchard. She calls herself the Lone Horsewoman as if she is the only person with a claim to the Four Horsemen legacy. A legacy that had her father carrying my father’s bags at the airport. A legacy that had her father pouring my father’s champagne and saying ‘good match, champ’ at the end of the night. A legacy that saw Tully Blanchard in the back laughing and joking when Ric Flair was in the ring cooking and smoking. Woo! And Tessa Blanchard better pray she has a broken neck and can’t wrestle ever again. Because if she ever steps into the ring with me she won’t leave it on a stretcher next time, she’ll leave it in a body bag.”
SoCal Val has Ivan and Nikita Koloff in the back. Ivan declares it will be the hammer and sickle, not the stars and stripes that will be raised high above the Orange Bowl in a few short minutes. Then he will sing the Soviet National Anthem, not some trash American rock singer. Lauper is glad she doesn’t live in Russia or she’d be wearing dull rags and on her hands and knees scrubbing floors.
vs.
Winner Gets Their Flag Raised and Anthem Played
“The Immortal” Hulk Hogan vs. “The Russian Nightmare” Nikita Koloff with “The Russian Bear” Ivan Koloff
Referee: Tommy Young
Koloff jumps Hogan at the bell and beats on him. Ivan chases Cyndi Lauper around the outside. Hogan fights loose from Nikita and slides to the floor to block Ivan from Lauper. He wags his finger ‘no’ at him. Nikita comes off the apron with a double axe handle to the back of the head. Ivan and Nikita kicks Hogan on the outside and Young threatens a disqualification. The heels roll Hogan back into the ring. Nikita with a knee drop for two. He whips Hogan into the far corner and gets an avalanche. Biel throw out. Another knee drop for two. Koloff with a backbreaker. He holds for a second. Then a third. He shoves Hogan off and covers for one…two…thr…kick out. A frustrated Koloff lines up for a curb stomp, but Hogan gets to his knees and grabs the foot. He shakes his head ‘no’ while standing up. He spins Nikita up and gets a back suplex. Atomic drop. Ivan runs into the ring and breaks the Soviet flag over Hogan’s back. He just turns and snarls at him. Nikita tries to catch Hulk from behind, but he catches him and delivers a double noggin knocker. Ivan flies over the top rope to the floor. Hogan with the punches, whip to the ropes, big boot, leg drop. The U.S. Flag is raised high and Lauper sings the National Anthem.
Winner: Hulk Hogan by pinfall at 10:48
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Vs.
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CCW World Tag Team Titles
Power Station (Will Hobbs and Odyssey Jones) © with Dr. of Style, Slick vs. Junkyard Dog and the Patriot
Referee: Joey Marella
They grapple into a headlock for Hobbs that Dog pushes out of. They both try a shoulder block and neither move. Hobbs goes into the ropes and tries it again and neither moves. Hobbs tries it again, but this time JYD cuts him off with a standing lariat and Will goes down. Big elbow drop for a two count. Body slam and he tags Patriot back. Patriot with a second rope diving leg drop for two. He goes for Uncle Slam, but Hobbs does a standing switch into his own full nelson and gets a full nelson suplex with bridge for two. Tag to Jones. He hits the World’s Strongest Slam for one…two…thr…shoulder up. Jones with the whip to the corner again and he charges, but when Patriot moves this time, Jones adjusts to spring off the near ropes and catches with a charged big boot to the gut. Belly to belly suplex. Tag to Hobbs and they go for the Power Outage (spinebuster into a big splash), but JYD nails Hobbs in the back as he goes into the ropes. Hobbs turns and smashes JYD. He falls to the floor. Patriot recovers and dropkicks Jones. A dropkick to Hobbs. He goes up top for the Patriot Missile. Slick shakes the ropes and Patriot crotches himself. Hobbs makes the corner so they can do a legal tag and then they take Patriot off the top with a double team superplex.
Winners: Power Station by pinfall of Hobbs on Patriot at 10:39
In the luxury box, Sherri Martel, Charlotte Flair and Mickie James-Aldis are all screaming at Robert Fuller, Ivory and Andy Kaufman. Kaufman rubs his temples and keeps saying “I can’t even.” Sherri wants the decision of the title match earlier reversed. Mickie protests that, don’t you know who her husband is? Charlotte demands Sherri give a health update on Blanchard. We all know she won’t be able to wrestle Sasha Banks tomorrow night for the UWA Women’s Title. You need a substitute and that should be her. Ivory doesn’t want to reward Charlotte for her sneak attack. Charlotte said she’s willing to take Ivory on right now and Ivory says lets go.
Shane McMahon then calms everybody down. Let him make a phone call and he’s sure he can produce a suitable, neutral replacement for Blanchard in the title match on night two. After a moment, Charlotte says okay, but she better be in line for future title shots. Mickie says okay, if she’s keeping the newly won CCW Women’s Title. Sherri tells Shane to make his call only as a precautionary measure. She understands the show must go on, but if Tessa Blanchard has to crawl on her hands and knees to that ring tomorrow night to fight Sasha Banks, she will.
vs.
Loser Gets Her Bare Bottom Spanked
Carmella vs. Taya Valkyrie
Referee: Aubrey Edwards
Winner: Taya Valkyrie at 5:17 by pinfall
Hulk Hogan tries to barge into the luxury box, because he wants that weasel Andy Kaufman. In a voice that sounds like the maid from “Family Guy,” Andy says “Mr. Kaufman, he no here.” Dixie Carter, who knows Hogan from TNA, comes out and asks what’s going on. Hogan recaps how Kaufman has messed with him since coming to CCW. Carter tells Hogan it’s not the time or place, why doesn’t she walk and talk with him. Fuller and Ivory watches them go and whispers how all the possible investors have troubleshot problems on the night way better than Kaufman.
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X Division Rules to unify the CCW World Heavyweight Title and PWX X Division Title
(X Division Rules: Ring out count of 20, disqualification only for intentional contact with the referee or outside interference and the ropes can’t break a submission or pinfall)
Eddie Kingston © vs. CM Punk ©
Referee: Tommy Young
Jawing at each other to start. Punk with a bitch slap. Kingston with a bitch slap back. Wild brawling and they spill to the floor. Punk ducks a charge and Kingston nails his shoulder to the outside post. Punk with a high knee to the back and Kingston posts his shoulder a second time. Punk brings a kendo stick out from under the apron and whacks Kingston in the shoulder with it several times. The commentators note under Punk’s make up X Division rules the weapon use and long time outside the ring is legal. Kingston goes back into the ring and into the ropes, he catches Punk with a sliding big boot as he slides under the bottom rope. Kingston is favoring the shoulder. Side slam backbreaker. Eddie goes outside the ring and pulls Punk to the corner to crotch him into the ring post. Kingston with a ring post figure four. He gets to 17 on the ring out count before letting go and breaking the plane of the ring to restart the count. Eddie gets a chair and nails Punk in the knee with it.
He goes into the ring with the chair. Samoan drop. Kingston sits Punk in the chair and gets a running, arched big boot. Springboard elbow drop for two. He gets the Blackout Lariat, but hurts the bad arm and can’t capitalize. Punk with a knee clip and he kicks the bad shoulder. Double underhook backbreaker. He goes for the springboard clothesline, but gets tied up in the ropes because of the injured knee. Kington with a rope assisted inverted stunner. Punk elbows out of an uranage and spins into a side Russian leg sweep to the chair. He tries the Go To Sleep, but the bad knee holds him up. Kingston slides out into an inverted DDT on the chair. Kington with a diving leg drop with the chair off the second turnbuckle. One…two…thr…shoulder up.
Kingston can’t get full extension on the Back Fist to the Future, so Punk ducks it and gets the Devil’s Lock DDT. He holds onto the hammerlock and pulls Eddie into the Pepsi Twist for a two count. Into the Anaconda Vice and Punk makes sure to really crank the shoulder. Kingston makes the ropes, but that’s not a break in this match. So, he keeps pulling and both men fall to the floor. Punk charges and takes a turning pop up powerbomb onto the ring stairs. Kingston with a running knee drop from the apron. He throws Punk into the ring and goes to the top turnbuckle from the outside. Punk ducks the flying Sliding D forearm smash. He nails a roundhouse kick as Kingston stands and then nails the Crooked Moonsault for a two count. Another Go to Sleep attempt, but Kingston slides off to the front this time for an uranage. One…two…kick out.
Royal Flush spinning DDT for two. Kingston wants the Back Fist to the Future, but Punk rises with the chair and Eddie nails it with his hand. Punk waffles him with the chair. Go to Sleep. One…two…thre…shoulder barely up. Punk argues the count, almost hits Young, but knows that would be a DQ in this bout. He turns around and Eddie catches him with a few punches to the gut with the good arm. Saito suplex. He goes to an inverted Texas Cloverleaf to work the bad knee, but Punk gets up on his hands and grabs an ankle with both hands to basically yank his way out of it. He keeps hold of the leg twists into an STF and then into the anaconda vice. Kingston is out of gas and hurting bad. He taps.
Winner and new Unified CCW World Heavyweight Champion: CM Punk by submission at 22:07
Kurt Angle and the Undisputed Era come to the ring with their title belts. Punk stands in front with Fish and O’Reilly back and to the left and Angle back and to the right, so they’re in a triangle shape. Punk gets a microphone.
“We came, we saw, we kicked ass. We did it tonight and we’ll do it every night. Andy Kaufman can run whatever bad comedy routine he wants because it doesn’t change the most important element he’s going to have to live with. CCW is now run by P…(Undisputed Era raises their belts)...W…(Angle raises his belt)...X…(Punk raises his belt).”
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