Post by Leo on Dec 5, 2021 11:59:21 GMT -5
CCW Wednesday Warfare Episode 23
Commentators: Bob Caudle and Dutch Mantel
Ring Announcer: Mike McGuirk
Interviewer: SoCal Val
Referees: Tommy Young, Aubrey Edwards and Joey Marella
Caudle and Mantel rundown the show and then welcome Col. Robert Fuller, Vice President of Operations. Fuller said “Sensational” Sherri Martel’s accusations that their previous relationship is causing Fuller to be biased against her man, Eli Drake, is false. However, Drake purposely took a count out loss to keep the CCW Television Title on the last Superstar Saturday. So, on the next episode, Drake will defend against Jock Samson again, with no count out.
Taya Valkyrie defeated Leva Bates with Harvey Whippleman at 5:10 by pinfall. Taya ducks the Roaring Twenties Elbow, hits a slingshot back suplex and then finishes with the Road to Valhalla.
Carmella is in the back with SoCal Val. Carmella talks away about surveys she put up on her Instagram page to see who is the hottest woman in CCW. Let’s see the results so far, best face…Carmella, best chest…Carmella, best butt…Taya Valkyrie! How can that be? Val mentions how a few months ago during the King of the Trios Tournament how the New Day selected Taya as their partner because of her slammin’ badonkadonk. Carmella walks off miffed.
COMMERCIAL
Tony Atlas is out at the commentary position and is asked about how he’s doing since Thanksgiving Throwdown. The end of the match is shown where Tommy Young stopped the match as Atlas was in the Boston Crab by Rocky Johnson and refused to submit. Atlas admitted he had to take a couple weeks off, but he’s good as new and ready for another shot at Johnson. Caudle asks about Slick’s claim that Young stopping the match saved Tony’s career. He disagrees with the stoppage, but he understands Young did what he felt was appropriate.
“Mr. USA” Tony Atlas defeated Col. DeBeers by pinfall at 7:21. DeBeers went for the running slam, but Atlas slipped out of the back, shoved DeBeers into the ropes and caught him coming off with a scoop slam. He finishes with a gorilla press slam.
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Dr. Britt Baker, DMD, and Molly Holly defeated Carmella and Nikki Cross by pinfall at 9:16 of Baker on Carmella. Cross works most of the match as Carmella stands on the apron and keeps refreshing her Instagram page on her cell phone, incredulous about the results. Cross finally slaps Carmella for the tag and flips her into the ring herself. Cross takes a walk. Carmella loses to the Baker Buster.
A pre-taped interview with Owen Hart and Davey Boy Smith has them tired of the York Foundation continuing to throw different combinations at them for the tag team titles. They need to learn that no matter how they come at them, the results will always be the same. Slick keeps saying Hart and Smith are ducking his new team, Power Station. They’ve had some good wins, but they’re not at the tag title level yet. Keep plugging away. They also mention how them coming to CCW coincided with Strike Force leaving it, who are now the new UWA Universal Tag Team Champions. Hart and Bulldog weren’t in that tournament and they would like a shot at those Universal belts anywhere, any time.
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Brad Armstrong defeated the Big Bossman by disqualification at 10 seconds. At the bell, Bossman just said screw it and attacked Armstrong with the nightstick. Hulk Hogan ran out, not so much for the save, but to get at Bossman. BB leaves, yelling at Hogan he’ll get his later.
Hogan gets a microphone, with Armstrong still half dead in the ring, and complains about how that disgusting, putrid troll Andy Kaufman is purposely keeping him out of the Terrific Tussle match so he can’t fulfill his destiny of becoming the next UWA Universal Champion to the delight of the 2.75 million Hulkamaniacs. He demands the nightstick match Kaufman booked for Terrific Tussle be moved and for Hogan to be in the Terrific Tussle match.
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“Le Champion” Chris Jericho and “Mega Man” Tom Magee defeated The Vaudevillains of Aiden English and Simon Gotch with Harvey Whippleman by pinfall of Magee on Gotch at 13:49. The Vaudevillains isolate Jericho and work him over, but he nails Gotch with a desperation enzuigiri and makes the hot tag. Magee cleans house and finishes with the Mega Driver (spinning power slam).
Col. Robert Fuller is on the phone in the back. We can’t hear who’s he’s talking to, but it sounds like he’s working on a possible trade for a new female talent and the person on the other line is very adamant about who they want in exchange…Lita!
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“Pretty Boy” Sean Casey with Sunny defeated Bob Holly with Crash Holly via pinfall at 10:35. Sunny flirts with Crash at ringside. Bob yells at him about it and turns around into a superkick by Casey. Bob and Crash argue afterward.
Ivory, Associate Vice President of Talent Relations, comes out for two announcements. Like last year, each established team in CCW will be allowed one spot in the Terrific Tussle and it will be up to the teams themselves to pick their man.
Second, Andy Kaufman is not in studio today, but he texted Ivory about Hulk Hogan’s earlier demand. She reads, “haha, eat a bag of dicks, rot in hell.”
COMMERCIAL
Prior to the match, Graham goes to the commentary position. He wishes Jock Samson good luck on Superstar Saturday and hopes he destroys that punk Eli Drake. Caudle asks if Graham wants another shot at the TV Title himself. Sure, but right now he’s focused on the Terrific Tussle and getting a shot at the UWA Universal Men’s Title and that no good Nicholas Aldis.
“Superstar” Billy Graham defeated Big Bully Busick with Harvey Whippleman by submission at 10:04. Busick jumps Graham at the bell and beats him around the ring to start. Graham comes back and hits three axe bombers. Busick goes down on the third one. Whippleman gets on the apron, so Billy breaks the cover and goes over to him. Busick tries to attack from behind, but Graham dodges and Bully nails his own manager. Graham gets a German suplex. Discuss clothesline. Bear hug. Busick gives up.
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Scheduled for next Superstar Saturday
The Fantastics (Bobby Fulton and Tommy Rogers) vs. Legion of Doinks (Steve Lombardi and Steve Keirn)
Nikki Cross vs. Carmella
“The Man with the Hands of Stone” Ronnie Garvin vs. Matt Borne – Doink
Funk Brothers (Terry and Dory Jr.) vs. Holly Cousins (Bob and Crash)
CCW Television Title – No Count Out
Eli Drake (c) with “Sensational” Sherri Martel vs. Jock Samson
Power Station (Will Hobbs and Odyssey Jones) and “Soulman” Rocky Johnson vs. “Mr. USA” Tony Atlas, The Patriot and Junkyard Dog
“The Immortal” Hulk Hogan in a handicapped match against a mystery tag team