Post by Leo on Nov 25, 2021 22:41:23 GMT -5
CCW Thanksgiving Throwdown 11/28/21
Live from the Hirsch Memorial Coliseum in Shreveport, LouisianaCommentators: Bob Caudle and Dutch Mantel
Interviews: Honky Tonk Man
Ring Announcer: SoCal Val
Referees: Tommy Young, Aubrey Edwards and Joey Marella
vs.
Evening Gown Match for the cover of the Ladies of CCW calendar
Carmella vs. Molly Holly
Referee: Joey Marella
Molly is wearing a black dress that goes to the floor with a high neck and is form fitting. Carmella is wearing a red dress with a plunging neckline and a slit up the side.
Lockup to start into a crisscross sequence that ends when Molly telegraphs a backdrop and Carmella gets a big flip showing panties for a sunset flip for two. Into the corner and Carmella does the Kevin Nash foot choke. Molly reverses a whip to the other corner. Somersault back elbow to a snap mare into a rear chinlock. Molly tries to get the straps down of Carmella’s dress. She wiggles out. They get up and Carmella gets a tilt-a-whirl head scissors. She goes to a rear body scissors on the mat and unzips the back of Holly’s dress. She starts working the top of the dress down. Molly powers up and slam Carmella into the near corner for the break. Molly works a series of European uppercuts in the corner and goes to a monkey flip, where she hooks the slit on the dress and it tears all the way up and off Carmella. She’s wearing a bright red bra and panties. She struts around, not ashamed. Carmella says maybe she lost the match, but the fans are the real winners.
Winner: Molly Holly by dress removal at 6:40
Honky Tonk Man is in the back with Col. Robert Fuller and Jack Tunney. Tunney is holding the new UWA Universal Men’s Title. He talks about being honored to the present the new belt and really kicking off the UWA era to the winner of tonight’s main event between Samoa Joe and Nicholas Aldis.
Fuller starts talking about how pleased CCW is to be the promotion to unveil the new title. He’s interrupted by “Sensational” Sherri Martel. Martel is upset that Eli Drake wasn’t booked on the pay-per-view to defend the CCW Television Title. He had to defend it on the special house show the night before. The television title defended not on television is ridiculous. Sherri claims Fuller being biased against Drake because of their past dating history. Fuller says that’s silly. Drake will get what’s coming to him and that’s a fact of life.
vs. with
“Mr. USA” Tony Atlas vs. “Soulman” Rocky Johnson with the Dr. of Style, Slick
Referee: Tommy Young
Pose down to start. The fans are with Atlas, so Johnson kicks him in the gut and starts working him over. Johnson Shuffle leads to a standing dropkick. Knee drop leads to a two count. Rocky picks Tony up in a fireman’s carry. Atlas fights and into an inverted suplex. Whip to the ropes and Atlas eats foot on a blind charge. Johnson off the second turnbuckle with a double axe handle, but he lands into a bear hug. Slick gets on the apron. Atlas delivers a belly to belly suplex and goes over to Slick on the apron. They jaw at each other. Johnson tries to attack from behind, but Tony sidesteps and he nails Slick, who falls to the floor. Atlas with a Dominator. He lines up a running power slam, but Johnson slips out the back into a back stabber. Rocky beats on the back and gets a fireman’s carry backbreaker. He locks in the Boston Crab. Atlas crawls and makes the ropes to break, but Young is out of position to see it. Slick raps Atlas’ hands with his cane. He releases the ropes and Johnson pulls Atlas into the center of the ring. He’s really leaning back on it. Atlas refuses to submit. He screams and pounds the mat. Caudle says you can hear tendons and bones popping and snapping. Young calls for the bell, saying he’s stopping the match for Atlas’ own good. Slick raises his man’s hand in victory while Atlas is on the mat. He tries to stand, but can’t.
Winner: Rocky Johnson by referee stoppage at 10:17
Andy Kaufman is in the back with Yokozuna and Underfaker. Tonight, Hulk Hogan will tremble before the Three Faces of Evil. If Hogan can survive the Undertaker…err, Underfaker…no he was right the first time…and then survive Yokozuna then he gets Andy Kaufman. If Hogan can make it that far, it will be hard times for him. When you see me coming up the aisle Hogan, if you make it that far, you won’t like what’s coming for you.
vs. with
“Le Champion” Chris Jericho vs. Chris Candido with Sunny
Jericho loses and ends his training with Magee.
Candido loses and Jericho gets one night with Sunny.
Referee: Aubrey Edwards
Candido gets Jericho to chase him at the start, but he’s able to keep up. They go to the floor. Sunny gets in the way, so Jericho kisses her. Candido takes exception to this and tries to attack, but Jericho spins him around with a wild punch and gets an atomic drop. He bounces into Sunny and they go down. Jericho breaks the count, then comes off the apron with a drive by kick as Candido gets up. Suplex on the floor. Jericho is feeling it. He rolls back into the ring and Candido follows to the apron. Chris goes to grab him, but other Chris catches him through the ropes with several punches. Slingshot sunset flip. Jericho blocks and drops a fist but Candido rolls out of the way. Candido with a back suplex. Rocker Dropper for two. Knee breaker, rolling leg snap. Candido drapes the leg on the bottom rope and works it over for the full five count. Candido with a figure four leglock. He leans back and Sunny grabs his hands from the floor and pulls for leverage. Candido lets go before Edwards can catch him. Jericho gets a second wind and turns it over. Candido turns it back over and they go into the ropes. Candido is up first and goes back to working on the leg. Teardrop suplex. Candido up top for the diving leg drop, but Jericho moves. One-handed bulldog. Lionsault gets a big pop for two. He lines up the Judas Effect elbow. Sunny gets on the apron and Jericho goes over to her and teases another kiss. Candido attacks from behind, but Jericho moves and he slams into Sunny. Roll up gets a two count. They come up into a step-up enzuigiri for Jericho. Judas Effect.
Winner: Chris Jericho by pinfall at 16:37
Jericho gets on the microphone and tells Sunny he’s going to work her all night long like she’s never been worked before. He orders her to go out into the parking and wash everybody’s car. Sunny is livid and refuses. Col. Robert Fuller comes out and says if she doesn’t, then her and all her men are fired. Sunny is fuming.
Honky Tonk Man has “Sensational” Sherri in the back. Eli Drake will not be disgraced like this in the future, but now her focus is on Tessa Blanchard. A first blood elimination match is just what they wanted. All of Blanchard’s most hated foes in one place and the only way to win is to make them all bleed like stuck pigs. Lita, Nikki Cross and Britt Baker will be stained red by the end of the match while Tessa Blanchard will be clear, clean and still the CCW Women’s Champion.
vs.
“The Man with the Hands of Stone” Ronnie Garvin vs. Big E Langston
Referee: Joey Marella
Winner: Big E Langston by pinfall at 13:49
Cut to the back where Hogan by himself cuts a promo for the Three Faces of Evil match. Hogan fears no evil, because the Hulkamaniacs will walk with him through the valley of the shadow of death. The 9-foot Underfaker will be laid to rest. The 1,500 pound Yokozuna will be wasted and destroyed. And, then, Andy Kaufman will have nobody to guard him and Hogan will have the power of a trillion Hulkamaniacs behind him as he body slams Andy Kaufman straight through the ring and into the ground.
vs. vs. vs.
CCW Women’s Title First Blood Elimination Four-Way
Tessa Blanchard (c) vs. Lita vs. Nikki Cross vs. Dr. Britt Baker, DMD
Referee: Aubrey Edwards
Lita spears old nemesis Blanchard at the bell. They fight on the mat and roll to the floor. Cross and Baker mix it up in the ring. Sherri grabs Lita by her hair and pulls her off of Tessa. Lita body slams Sherri onto Blanchard. Cross does a slingshot plancha out onto Lita. As the women get up, Baker comes out with a suicide dive and wipes out everybody. All five women are fighting on the floor. Since it’s first blood elimination, Edwards really can’t back Sherri off. Martel holds Lita and Tessa charges, but Lita fights out and Blanchard strikes her manager. Lita gets a Twist of Fate on Blanchard. She comes up into a super kick by Baker. Baker eats a sit out facebuster by Cross. Cross grabs the top half of the ring steps and does a jumping attack off the apron onto all the women. Blanchard recovers and starts rubbing Lita’s face on the ring stairs trying to get her to bleed. Lita elbows out. Double underhook swinging DDT to the ring stairs. Sherri attacks Lita and is riding her back. She’s clawing at her eyes and mouth. Blanchard comes up underneath with a hot shot to the edge of the stairs. Lita catches her open mouth on the steps, loses a couple teeth and is bleeding. Lita eliminated.
Cross and Baker are in the ring while Blanchard takes a breather on the outside. Cross with a tornado DDT. She removes the top turnbuckle pad of the near corner. She goes to whip Baker into it but she reverses and Cross takes it in the back of the head. Baker rushes in with a flying knee to the face. Hair drag out of the corner. Blanchard enters and attacks Baker from behind and gets a double arm suplex. She tries to catapult Britt into the exposed turnbuckle, but as she flies, Cross kips up into a clothesline that flips Baker over. Tessa and Nikki brawls. Sherri tosses Blanchard the pliers they’ve been carrying around. She comes around with a high angle shot to the forehead. Cross goes down. She’s bleeding and eliminated.
Blanchard tries to dig the pliers into Baker’s eye. Baker flips up, hooks a head scissors and flips Tessa over. Britt comes back with a swinging side slam. Sherri runs in and right into a Codebreaker. Blanchard tries to attach with the pliers, but Baker spins around and catches Tessa with a kick to the gut. DDT. The pliers goes flying. Sherri rolls to the floor. Baker Buster to Blanchard. Baker drags Tessa over to the exposed corner, opens her mouth and makes her suck the turnbuckle screw. Britt goes for a roaring elbow to the back of the head, but Tessa moves and she nails the pin with her elbow. The elbow pad saves her from a nasty injury, but it’s hurting. Tessa with the Magnum, diving double knee facebreaker. Catapult to the exposed corner, but Baker manages to cover her face. Blanchard runs in with a high knee and Britt moves. She jams the knee, so it’s a good thing she had knee pads on. Baker Buster. She goes to the Lockjaw. Baker is clawing away. Tessa is flailing. She blindingly grabs Edwards and pulls her shirt over her head. Sherri runs in and nails Baker with the pliers in the back of the head. Blanchard is bleeding from the mouth. She spits her blood onto Baker and then grabs the pliers. Aubrey gets her shirt in order and can see again. She sees the blood on Baker and Blanchard with the pliers and calls it.
Winner: Tessa Blanchard by being last not bleeding at 25:12
Nicholas Aldis is with the Honky Tonk Man in the back. The Universal Wrestling Alliance is the new standard in professional wrestling today. And when Aldis beats fat, slow, running on fumes Samoa Joe he will become the new UWA Universal Men’s Champion and the standard for all wrestlers everywhere. The National Treasure becomes the Universal Treasure tonight as this is day one of the 1 million year galactic reign of the new Universal Men’s Champion.
vs.
Three Faces of Evil Gauntlet Match
Hulk Hogan vs. Underfaker vs. Yokozuna vs. Andy Kaufman
Referee: Tommy Young
Hogan is posing and gets jumped by Underfaker at the bell. He rocks Hogan around the ring with a series of upper cut thrusts. Flying clothesline. He goes for the Tombstone Piledriver, but Hogan backdrops out and hulks up. He punches UF around the ring. Axe Bomber off the ropes. Underfaker sits up. Hogan is amazed. They slug it out. UF with a sidewalk slam and he goes for the Snake Eyes, but Hogan slips out the back and drives him into the corner with a knee to the back. He brings UF out of the corner with a back suplex. Big boot, leg drop.
Yokozuna out. Hogan attacks him coming in through the ropes, but Yoko fights back with chops and kicks. He gets Hogan down and works a nerve hold. Hulk up, but Yoko chops Hogan back into the corner. Hogan charges into a savat kick and takes a butt drop. Yoko drags Hogan over to the corner and climbs for the Banzai Drop. Hogan moves. Second Hulk Up. He beats Yoko around the ring, gets a body slam and pins him with a leg drop.
Now, Hogan motions for Andy Kaufman to come out. A beefy dude comes out in Kaufman’s wrestling clothes and an Andy Kaufman mask. Hogan protests this isn’t Kaufman to the referee. The man produces a nightstick and beats the crap out of Hogan with it. Young disqualifies him.
Winner: Hulk Hogan by disqualification at 16:08 total time
The real Andy Kaufman then comes out, gets in Hogan’s face and yells at him. The man removes his mask to reveal…
The Big Bossman
Cut to the parking lot where Jericho is overseeing Sunny washing cars. He tells her she missed a spot. Oh, you missed a spot here too. Did you do the headlights? You know what, just start over on this one.
vs.
with
CCW World Tag Team Titles
Owen Hart and Davey Boy Smith (c) vs. the York Foundation (Nicholas Nemeth and Marcus Alexander Bagwell) with Kamille York
Referee: Joey Marella
Bagwell and Smith start. Smith controls early with power moves. Body slam. Buff rolls into his corner and tags Nemeth. Nick with a shoulder tackle off the ropes, but Smith just stands there and takes it. He tries again, no response. He tries a third time and eats a clothesline. Long, delayed vertical suplex. Tag to Hart. Long crisscross sequence ends with them smashing into each other on a crossbody and a double down. Tags all around. Smith runs into a jumping neckbreaker. Yellowjacket suplex. He goes up top for the Buff Blockbuster, but Smith catches him high as he comes off and turns it into a hellacious spinebuster.
Nemeth breaks up the cover. Tag to Hart. Owen comes in with a diving elbow drop. Into the ropes, but Nemeth knees Owen in the back. Buff with a diving shoulder tackle off the second turnbuckle. Arm wringer. He tags Nemeth who comes in with an elbow to the arm and he takes over on the arm wringer. Series of arm drags. He works an armbar on the mat. Hart gets his legs up, flips Nemeth over and goes to a leg scissors. Nick manages to grab the bottom rope with his feet to break. Criss cross again. This time as Nemeth goes high on the crossbody, Hart baseball slides under and Nick wipes out. Nemeth comes up into a superkick and Hart goes for a jackknife pin. Bagwell breaks it up. Nemeth grabs Hart’s foot to prevent him from tagging and brings in Buff. Bagwell with stomps and kicks. Belly to belly suplex. He talks crap on Smith, who tries to come in. This allows Nemeth to run in for the Zig Zag. Bagwell goes up top and waits for the Blockbuster. He goes for it and eats an enzuigiri from Hart. Tags all around. Smith is a house of fire. Hard whip to the corner and running shoulder tackle. Double underhook toss to the center of the ring. Running big boot to Bagwell as he comes in and is gone. Nemeth jumps on Davey Boy’s back with a sleeperhold. Smith slams him hard three times into the near corner. He sits on the turnbuckle. Smith with a belly to belly suplex off the second turnbuckle. Tag to Hart for a frog splash and pinfall.
Winners: Owen Hart and Davey Boy Smith at 18:30
Honky Tonk Man is with Samoa Joe about the main event. Joe has wrestled several times in the past week against the greatest competition the new Universal Wrestling Alliance has to offer. The difference tonight is that Nicholas Aldis just thinks he’s great. The more you talk about how great you are, the less great you really are. Aldis needs to shut his mouth and Joe will do it for him tonight.
vs.
CCW World Heavyweight Title
Eddie Kingston (c) vs. Terry Funk
Referee: Aubrey Edwards
Brawling to start that spills to the floor. Kingston rocks Funk with a discuss punch followed by the flip flop and fly. Funk does the wobbly leg selling with his dukes up and he takes a seat on the floor. Kingston breaks the count out and then suplexes Funk on the floor. He throws Funk back in the ring, follows, drops an elbow and covers for two. Head and arm suplex gets two. He whips Funk to the corner and charges in with an arched big boot, but Funk falls out of the way. Kingston gets hung up in the ropes. Funk pounds on him from behind and then hangs Eddie in the tree of woe. He stomps a mudhole in Kingston and finishes with a baseball slide into his face. Funk pulls Kingston out of the corner and into a hangman’s neckbreaker for two. He sets up the piledriver and Eddie backdrops out. They trade hellacious chops back and forth. They eventually drop to their knees still chopping away. Eddie gets the best of that and he falls on top of Funk for a two count. He pulls Funk up and goes for Backfist to the Future, but Funk ducks and grabs Eddie around the waist for a back suplex. Pump handle slam and Terry goes up for the Funkersault. Kington comes up and takes him off the top with an electric chair drop. Knee drop for a two count. Funk to a sleeper hold, but Kington nails a jaw breaker. American D gets a two count. He tries for an inverted cloverleaf, but Funk grabs his head and small packages him for a two count. They race up and Funk nails a kick to the gut to setup a snap DDT. He covers, but Eddie gets his foot on the ropes. Terry pulls the leg off and this time Kingston rolls the shoulder up. Funk lifts Kingston for a piledriver, but Edwards gets kicked by Kingston’s legs on the way up and she’s down. Kingston fights his way back down and backdrops out. He checks on Edwards. Funk gets the branding iron and nails Kingston with it. Piledriver. He covers and Edwards recovers…but she waves it off. She saw the branding iron shot.
Winner: Eddie Kingston by disqualification at 16:45
Funk shoves Edwards down and then workers over Kingston more with the bell ringing. Owen Hart and Davey Boy Smith run out to chase Terry off.
An ad is shown for Terrific Tussle on New Year’s Eve. Similar to the Royal Rumble, 30 men in an over the top battle royal with entrants at every two minutes. Winner gets an UWA Universal Men’s Title match at Kaufmania in February.
vs. with
UWA Universal Men’s Title
Samoa Joe (c) vs. “National Treasure” Nicholas Aldis with Kamille York
Referee: Tommy Young
The two jaw at each other to start. Aldis slaps Joe. Joe slaps Aldis back and he oversells it, falling out of the ring. Joe goes after him. They run two laps around the ring, Aldis slides back into the ring as Kamille trips Joe on the outside. Young accuses Kamille of tripping Joe. Aldis comes off the apron with a double stomp and then throws Joe into the ring steps. Aldis gets back into the ring and distracts Young, so Kamille can lay the boots to Joe. Mantel said Aldis is going after Joe hard and fast and wants to wear him out since he’s had such a heavy schedule lately.
Joe makes it back to the apron. Nick tries to grabs him, but Joe nails three shoulder thrusts through the ropes and comes back in with a buckshot lariat. Whip to the ropes for a big boot, but Aldis baseball slides under it, comes up, but eats a spinning heel kick. Joe goes to a rear chinlock with a knee to the back. Caudle says he’s trying to slow it down and Joe looks tired already. Aldis works his way up and uses three elbow strikes to get loose. He goes to the ropes and hits a basement dropkick to the knee. Rolling leg snap. He drapes the leg on the bottom rope and works it over until Young reaches five on the disqualification count. Aldis breaks off and argues with Young, allowing Kamille to pull on the foot from the floor. Aldis brings Joe to the center of the ring and gets the sharpshooter.
Joe crawls and crawls and crawls and finally makes the ropes to break. Aldis holds it for the five count again. He lets it go and argues with Young, allowing Kamille to choke Joe on the bottom rope. Nick drags him back to the center of the ring by the bad leg, drops an elbow to the knee and then works a grapevine while pounding on the knee. Joe breaks by raking the face from behind. Joe limps up and catches Aldis coming at him with a couple punches. Whip to the ropes and he hits the one legged dropkick, but he came off the bad leg and can’t capitalize. Joe pounds the knee to get feeling in it. Aldis kicks the knee and hits a kneebreaker. He goes back to the sharpshooter. Joe gets a second wind, Samoas up and powers out.
He chops Aldis into the corner, then does the mounted punches for a 10 count. Hip toss out of the corner and Joe gets a single legged basement dropkick, using the good leg, to the back of the head. He brings Nick up with a full nelson into a full nelson suplex, but he can’t hold the bridge. Samoan Drop gets two. He goes for a uranage, but Aldis elbows out. He goes to the ropes and eats a big boot. Sidewalk slam gets two. Joe goes for the Muscle Buster, but Aldis fights out and gets a jumping neckbreaker. Pump handle suplex. Aldis goes up for the Macho Man elbow drop. Joe meets him up there and tosses him off. Joe with a second rope leg, diving leg drop. He covers for two. German suplex, but he can’t hold the bridge. Joe pounds on the knee some more for feeling. He goes for the Muscle Buster again, but Kamille gets on the apron. This stops Joe from snapping it off, his leg gives out and he collapses. Aldis drops several elbows to the knee. He gets the sharpshooter for the third time. He cranks it on. Joe is spent. He can’t power out, he can’t make the ropes. Joe hangs on for what feels like an eternity. He finally raises a limp arm and slaps the mat to tap out.
Winner and NEW UWA Universal Men’s Champion: Nicholas Aldis by submission at 30:23
Jack Tunney enters and presents Aldis with the new UWA Universal Men’s Title. Aldis basically rips it from him and holds it up for the crowd. The York Foundation come into the ring to celebrate with their leader. SoCal Val announces Aldis as the winner and first ever Universal Men’s Champion. He steals the microphone from her.
“Let me correct that. I’m the first ever and only Universal Men’s Champion. Now that I have this belt, nobody is taking it from me. This is day one of the 1 million year galactic reign of the ‘Universal Treasure’ Nicholas Aldis. From New Japan to WWE in the northeast and every territory in between, I will defend this title against all comers whenever and wherever. I won’t be like Samoa Joe where I show up where I’m told and that’s it. This is my passport to the universe and I’m going to take it. I might show up on AWA All-Star Wrestling, I might show up on Monday Night RAW, I might just sit in the crowd and eat popcorn at ETW Thunder and there’s not a damn thing anybody can do about it, because I am your Universal Champion now and forever.”
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