Post by Leo on Nov 2, 2021 19:23:58 GMT -5
CCW Superstar Saturday Episode 38
Taped at the Andy Kaufman Studios in Dothan, AlabamaCommentators: Bob Caudle and Dutch Mantel
Ring Announcer: SoCal Val
Referees: Tommy Young, Aubrey Edwards and Joey Marella
Col. DeBeers and Taya Valkyrie defeat The Patriot and Nikki Cross at 9:10 via pinfall of DeBeers on Patriot. A loaded boot kick to the gut sets up a double team swinging neckbreaker by the heels.
Carmella finds Molly Holly in the back and yells at her for taking away her Ladies of CCW calendar cover. Molly had no say in that, but she’s happy the company is focusing on a real woman with a real body. Carmella is all natural, baby. Oh, are those implants biodegradable? Carmella slaps Molly and makes a special six man challenge for the mixed match challenge series tonight. Molly and her two cousins against her and…uh, Carmella didn’t think this through. Molly says good luck, because only total clowns would join up with her. Molly walks off and the camera pans over to find the Legion of Doinks. Carmella sighs deeply as she goes over to them.
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Junkyard Dog and Layla El defeat Big Bully Busick and Leva Bates with Harvey Whippleman by pinfall at 7:50 of JYD on Busick via Big Thump.
Ronnie Garvin and Big E Langston meet up in the back. Langston just stands there with his arms crossed and stares at him. Garvin said he was all big talk before losing to Kington at Halloween Hoedown. What’s the problem, cat got his tongue? Big E points out toward the ring. Well, Garvin has a match tonight in the Mixed Match Challenge series, but any other time and he’s down.
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“National Treasure” Nicholas Aldis and Kamille York defeat “The Man with the Hands of Stone” Ronnie Garvin and Cherry Bomb at 5:43 via pinfall of Aldis on Bomb. Big E Langston comes out, yanks Garvin off the apron and beats the crap out of him. An isolated Bomb takes a spear from Kamille and then Aldis finishes with the Macho Man elbow.
Pre-taped promo with Andy Kaufman flanked by the Underfaker and Yokozuna. Kaufman makes a special Three Faces of Evil match challenge to Hulk Hogan at Thanksgiving Throwdown. Get through his Underfaker…er, Undertaker and then if he survives that, his Yokozuna and then Hogan can have Kaufman in the ring all by himself. Kaufman is going to allow Hogan to crush himself under the weight of his own hubris.
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The Holly Cousins of Bob, Crash and Molly defeat Carmella and the Legion of Doinks of Steve Lombardi and Steve Keirn at 14:38 via pinfall of Molly on Lombardi. Bob hits the Alabama Slam on Lombardi and then Molly gets a rocket launcher off of Crash’s shoulders for the pin. Carmella throws a big temper tantrum afterward.
Hulk Hogan is the guest on Honky’s Chateau with the Honky Tonk Man. He heard what Kaufman said earlier. Hogan would walk 5,000 miles and then 5,000 more through burning deserts, frozen tundra and vast plains of nothing to get his 24-inch pythons wrapped around Kaufman’s scrawny neck, brother. No wannabe Undertaker, no 900 pound Yokozuna is going to stop him, jack, and that’s a fact. With all the Hulkamaniacs behind him there is no mountain too high to climb, no ocean to wide to swim and no Andy Kaufman that can’t be body slammed straight to hell, brother.
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“Superstar” Billy Graham and Dr. Britt Baker, DMD, defeat Eli Drake and Tessa Blanchard with “Sensational” Sherri Martel at 8:30 via disqualification. Graham is rag dolling Blanchard in a bear hug and Sherri gets up on the apron. Baker takes her off and wails on her. Drake is then forced to run in and attack Graham, drawing the disqualification. The heels beat feet after.
In a pre-taped promo, Owen Hart and Davey Boy Smith said it doesn’t surprise them that Nicholas Nemeth found a loophole from the stipulation at Halloween Hoedown. He and Jannetty lost, but now he’s coming at them with Marcus Alexander Bagwell. The York Foundation can throw anything they want at them all day, the tag belts aren’t going anywhere.
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Pre-taped promo from Samoa Joe. So, Nick Aldis has earned himself an MUW Men’s Title shot. Big whoop. It’s not the first time they’ve faced, but he hopes it’s the last. Aldis is right in saying he has a lot of challengers lined up later this month, but that’s because he’s got a huge targe on his back. That’s what you get when you’re the most dominant MUW Men’s Champion in recent memory. Get in the ring with the best, Aldis, and you’ll wind up like the rest.
Terry Funk and Serena Funk defeat Eddie Kingston and Lita by pinfall at 15:15 of Serena on Lita. Eddie and Terry are fighting on the floor and the referee tries to break it up. This allows Serena to get the Funk Family Ranch branding iron and nail Lita in the head with it. Jumping brainbuster finishes.
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