Post by Leo on Oct 30, 2021 10:16:23 GMT -5
CCW Wednesday Warfare Episode 19
Taped at the Andy Kaufman Studios in Dothan, Alabama
Commentators: Bob Caudle and Dutch Mantel
Ring Announcer: SoCal Val
Referees: Tommy Young, Aubrey Edwards and Joey Marella
The CCW Phatomness defeats Leva Bates with Harvey Whippleman at 3:12 by pinfall via crucifix powerbomb. Taya Valkyrie runs out after, the Phantomness slips to the floor and disappears in a cloud of smoke.
Aubrey Edwards finds Jock Samson looking sad in the back. He’s upset that he’s been shuffled down the card again even though he’s still technically undefeated. Edwards tells Jock that he just has to keep fighting to get noticed. She knows some people have noticed him already. She gives him a kiss on the cheek and he perks up.
COMMERCIAL
“The Appalachian Outlaw” Jock Samson defeats The Gambler at 5:54 by pinfall via three point stance. Samson is energized by the clear cut win.
Tony Atlas and Rocky Johnson are getting ready in the back in silence. Johnson finally asks if Atlas is going to talk with him or what. Atlas says they’re supposed to be a team, but he’s not seeing much teamwork out of Rocky lately. Johnson said he thought Atlas was cool with him missing the last show because it was his wife’s birthday. Well, bros before hoes. Hoes! That’s Rocky’s wife you’re talking about. They jump up and Johnson balls up a fist, but Koko B. Ware appears and tells them to get it together.
COMMERCIAL
Marcus Alexander Bagwell with Kamille York defeats Owen Hart with Davey Boy Smith at 9:32 by pinfall. Hart gets a two count on a Northern Light Suplex as Martin Jannetty and Nicholas Nemeth attack Smith on the outside. Hart wipes everyone out with a suicide dive. Owen gets up and takes a Buff Blockbuster by Bagwell coming off the apron. He rolls Hart back in the ring, gets a slingshot splash and makes the pin with his feet on the ropes. The York Foundation do a beat down of the heels until Hulk Hogan makes the save. Commentators mentions how when Hogan first entered CCW he was paired with Smith and Hart as the Machines. Hogan plays to the crowd.
COMMERCIAL
“The Immortal” Hulk Hogan defeats Terry Funk by pinfall at 8:12 to advance in the MUW Men’s Title shot tournament. Hogan backdrops out of a piledriver attempt, hulks up and hits the big boot and leg drop.
Post match promo, Hogan says he’ll smash either Nick Aldis or Chris Jericho like a rotten pumpkin after Halloween, brother, no matter which one wins here tonight. Then it’s onto Thanksgiving Throwdown to stuff the biggest turkey of them all in Samoa Joe, brother. Because what is the MUW Men’s Champion going to do when the largest arms in the world run wild on you.
COMMERCIAL
The Varsity Blondes (Griff Garrison and Brian Pillman Jr.) and “Pretty Boy” Sean Casey with Sunny defeat the Soul Patrol (Rocky Johnson and Tony Atlas) and Koko B. Ware by pinfall of Casey on Ware at 13:30. The heels work over Johnson who makes a hot tag to Ware. Atlas yells at him for not tagging him. He said Ware was closer. They argue on the apron, which leaves Ware isolated in the ring. Casey fights out of the Ghostbuster, turns it into a swinging inverted neckbreaker and finishes with a teardrop suplex. After the match, Johnson yells at Atlas that they have to get it together.
Tom Magee helps Chris Jericho ready for his upcoming match in the MUW Men’s Title tournament. It’s not easy for Jericho to say, but he thanks Magee for helping him the past several months. He’s eating better, he’s working out daily and he feels a lot better. Magee said they have a long way to go yet, but he’s proud of how far Chris has come in a short time. There’s a silence and it looks like they’re going to hug, but Jericho walks off mumbling about T-bone steaks and John Wayne movies.
COMMERCIAL
“National Treasure” Nicholas Aldis with Kamile York defeats “Le Champion” Chris Jericho with “Mega Man” Tom Magee by pinfall at 19:45 to advance in the MUW Men’s Title shot tournament. Aldis makes Jericho chase him to start and then uses a series of wear down holds. Y2J’s conditioning has improved since he started working with Magee, but it still has a lot to be desired. Jericho mounts a comeback late, but is gassed and whiffs on the Judas Effect Elbow. Aldis ducks under and gets a side suplex to setup the Macho Man elbow.
Post match promo, Aldis said Hulk Hogan is good at running his mouth and that’s about it. What’s the old saying, Hogan doesn’t know a wristwatch from a wristlock? Or is it he doesn’t know his ass from a hole in the ground? Come Halloween Hoedown Aldis is going to bury Hogan like he’s buried so many others. Then it’s onto Thanksgiving Throwdown and Samoa Joe for the MUW Men’s Title. Joe’s been ducking him for more than a year and after Thanksgiving everyone can be thankful to have an MUW Men’s Champion to be proud of.
COMMERCIAL
In front of the commentary station is the Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal wheel. There are 10 slots. Matches are coal miner’s glove, Thunderdome Cage, casket, buried alive, hardcore, double tables, pinfalls count anywhere on this mortal coil, submission, champion’s choice and challenger’s choice.
Eddie Kingston and Big E Langston are on either side of the wheel. Eddie wears the CCW World Title around his waist. Ivory stands in the middle in a business suit. She has promises from both men to not fight during the wheel spinning and match selection or they will both be suspended. Ivory spins the wheel, it looks for a moment as if it will stop on coal miner’s glove, but then it takes a tick over to pinfalls count anywhere on this mortal coil.
Big E promises to beat Kingston from one end of the arena to next and back again and then pin him where he damn where feels like it. Kingston said that’s big talk for a man who two months ago was wearing a unicorn horn and tossing out pancakes hoping desperately the fans would like him. The two go nose to nose and stare down with Ivory tries to get in the middle of them as we fade.
All rights reserved. Andy Kaufman Enterprises. 1980-something.