Post by Leo on Jul 18, 2021 12:27:46 GMT -5
CCW: Phoenix Re-Rising
Live from the Mobile Municipal Auditorium in Mobile, Alabama
Commentators: Bob Caudle and Dutch MantelRing Announcer: SoCal Val
vs.
Mask vs. Mask
The Patriot vs. The Patriot
Referee: Aubrey Edwards
Mask vs. Mask
The Patriot vs. The Patriot
Referee: Aubrey Edwards
The announcers mention that the man claiming to be the Original Patriot (OP) is wearing blue tights and the one claiming to be the Longer Serving Patriot (LSP) is in red pants.
Lockup and basic grappling to start leads to a couple crisscross sequences. LSP telegraphs a backdrop and the Original Patriot gets a sunset flip for a two count. He follows with a series of arm drags and works an arm bar on the mat. The red trunked guy works up, throws his opponent into the ropes and flips him over with a knee lift. He goes to a rear chinlock. OP works up and breaks with a side suplex. He lines up a power slam, but LSP slips out and shoves OP into the corner. He nails him with a backstabber and goes up top for a blockbuster. One…two…thre…kickout. LSP hooks up a suplex, but gets blocked and OP scores a front slam. Swinging neckbreaker gets a two count.
The Original Patriot goes up top and comes off with a flying knee drop. The other Patriot moves, but OP manages to land right and roll through up to his feet. The second Patriot charges right into a hooking discus clothesline. Cover for one…two…thre…kick out. Both men race up and LSP spins a 180 on a wild, desperation punch. OP gets a drop sleeper. He works the hold and leg scissors on the mat. Edwards lifts the arm once, twice, thrice; and she calls for the bell.
WINNER: The Original Patriot by submission at 15:15
The Original Patriot unmasks the other guy and it’s…
BUFF BAGWELL!
The Patriot is shocked by this, which allows another guy in a Patriot mask to come out from under the ring and deck the Original Patriot with a steel chair. He’s out cold. The new Patriot rips the other guy’s mask off and reveals…
DEL WILKES!
The new guy gets a microphone and declares himself the one true Patriot. He’s had the gimmick the longest, it doesn’t matter who was first. Now the original Patriot no longer has his mask, his name, or his tag team partner. Because when Buff Bagwell had a choice of who join with, he joined him. Bagwell comes around and he hugs the guy talking. They walk off, leaving Wilkes lying unconscious and unmasked.
Honky Tonk Man is in the back with Asuka. CCW isn’t ready for Asuka. Sensational Sherri isn’t ready for Asuka. Nobody is ready for Asuka. Sherri then comes in and gets in Asuka’s face saying maybe Asuka isn’t ready for her. No, Sherri isn’t ready for Asuka. No, Asuka isn’t ready for Sherri. They go nose to nose and we fade back to the ring.
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Loser kneels to the winner and kisses their wrestling boots
“Le Champion” Chris Jericho vs. Tom Magee
Referee: Tommy Young
Loser kneels to the winner and kisses their wrestling boots
“Le Champion” Chris Jericho vs. Tom Magee
Referee: Tommy Young
Jericho does squats to show that he’s in shape. He dares Magee to do the same. Magee does and Jericho hits a running big boot to the back of the head. Y2J beats on Magee and then throws him to the floor. Jericho sucks wind. Tom recovers quickly and appears on the top turnbuckle. Jericho turns around into a missile dropkick. Standing moonsault gets two. Jericho slides to the floor and asks for a time out. He’s sweating profusely. Magee follows and chases Jericho. He goes low with a drop toehold and Magee slams into the steps. Jericho jumps off the ring apron to stomp Tom’s head. Young tells Jericho to bring it back inside. He sits on the top turnbuckle and waits for Magee to come back inside. He does at nine of the ring out count. Jericho tries to surprise with a flying whatever, but Magee catches him and turns it into a spinebuster. He sets up the Mega Driver spinning power slam, but Jericho slips out and gets a Backstabber. He can’t capitalize. He pulls Magee up by the hand.
Magee reverses a hard whip to the corner. He makes with a blind charge, but Jericho pulls Young in the way. He’s squished and goes down. Jeircho explodes out of the corner with a Judas Effect elbow to Magee. Jericho takes off his wrestling boot and readies for a shot. Magee ducks the blow, comes up behind Jericho and gets a full nelson slam. Standing moonsault. Young crawls over for the count. One…two…three.
WINNER: Tom Magee by pinfall at 10:34
After the match, Magee picks up Jericho’s loose boot. He shrugs and shoves it Jericho’s mouth as he’s sucking wind with his eyes closed on the mat. Tom leaves and Y2J comes around to find his own boot wedged in his mouth. Jericho spits and sputters and acts like he’s going to puke.
Honky Tonk Man is in the back with American Machine. Samoa Joe has reached the end of the line and he better get off the tracks before the Python Express runs him over. The American Machine will reclaim the MUW Men’s Title…uh, he means win it for the first time ever…tonight. Because what is Joe going to do when the largest arms in the world and the Machiniacs run wild on you, brother.
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Crowbar on a Pole Match – Winner gets a new car from Solomon Cadillac on Route 10
Chris Candido with Sunny vs. “The Man with the Hands of Stone” Ronnie Garvin
Referee: Joey Marella
Crowbar on a Pole Match – Winner gets a new car from Solomon Cadillac on Route 10
Chris Candido with Sunny vs. “The Man with the Hands of Stone” Ronnie Garvin
Referee: Joey Marella
Sunny jumps on the apron and is giving Marella hell for who knows what. Garvin grabs the top rope and whips Sunny into the ring. Candido uses this to make a grab for the crowbar already. Garvin catches him and electric chair drops Candido onto Sunny. Sunny rolls to the floor. Garvin whips on Chris. He lands a Superman punch and starts to climb. Sunny makes the apron to distract Garvin. Candido shakes the top rope and Garvin crotches himself. Candido with a top rope side Russian leg sweep. Candido climbs, but Garvin reaches up with a testicular claw, which is totally legal. Sunny runs into the ring and into a face claw. Face claw slam, then Garvin lifts Candido up by the crotch and slams him on Sunny.
He goes to climb, but the Varsity Blondes and Sean Casey storm the ring. Garvin is fighting off everybody with big punches. Candido recovers and climbs. Garvin picks up Sunny and throws her like a lawn dart at Candido. He falls off the top. Ronnie climbs. The Varsity Blondes team up for a tower of doom powerbomb spot off the top. Missy Hyatt finally leads her men to the ring to help, John Tatum and the Fantastics. Everyone is fighting. Sunny climbs and claims the crowbar. Garvin charges the corner. Sunny tosses the crowbar to Candido. Chris nails Ronnie in the head as he turns. Candido makes the cover. Garvin is a bloody mess.
WINNER: Chris Candido by crowbar use at 9:53
A promo for Warrior University runs.
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CCW Television Title
“Backstabber” Thomas Rich (c) with Kamille York vs. “Superstar” Billy Graham
Referee: Aubrey Edwards
CCW Television Title
“Backstabber” Thomas Rich (c) with Kamille York vs. “Superstar” Billy Graham
Referee: Aubrey Edwards
Rich controls early, but Graham ducks a forearm smash and hits an axe bomber coming back the other way. He gets a knee drop and picks Rich up into a full nelson. Tommy walks the near corner to flip over and out of it. Backstabber. Second rope fist drop misses. Graham with a running shoulder breaker. He covers for two. He throws Rich into the corner and charges, but eats an outstretched boot. Rich off the second turnbuckle with an elbow to the head. Hangman’s neckbreaker for two. Rich throws Graham into the ropes and goes for a Thesz Press, but Graham catches him in a bearhug.
Kamille gets on the apron and just stands there staring a hole through Graham. He just stares back while he really cranks on the bearhug. Edwards is trying to get Kamille of the apron and misses Rich submitting, so he’s in it much longer. Finally, Kamille drops to the floor. Edwards comes back and sees Rich nodding his head to quit. Graham drops him and the commentators mention how Rich might have a lower back injury. Graham celebrates with the belt and stares at Kamille why she stares back.
WINNER and NEW champion: Billy Graham by submission at 13:47
Honky Tonk Man is in the back with Nicholas Aldis. HTM asks him about Rich’s loss just now. Setbacks happen and Aldis knows that belt will be back around Rich’s waist all in due time. But he can guarantee that’s the only belt that will be leaving the York Foundation’s grip tonight. Jannetty and Nemeth will retain the tag belts and Aldis will keep the CCW World Title where it belongs, around his waist. Aldis is proud to call himself part of the 1%. Kingston is part of the 99% like everybody out in the arena and everybody watching at home. This is a tale as old as time. The haves versus the haven nots. There’s a reason Aldis has the World Title and he always will have it and Kingston never will.
vs.
Six Man Tag Team Match
New Day (Big E, Kofi Kingston and Xavier Woods) vs. Back in the Day (Junkyard Dog, Tony Atlas and Rocky Johnson)
Referee: Tommy Young
Six Man Tag Team Match
New Day (Big E, Kofi Kingston and Xavier Woods) vs. Back in the Day (Junkyard Dog, Tony Atlas and Rocky Johnson)
Referee: Tommy Young
Quick tags has everybody working with each for a little to start. Back in the Day isolate Woods and works him over pretty good as the smallest man. Atlas ragdolls him with a bear hug, then does a belly to belly slam out of it. Big E runs in for a boot to the head to break. Junkyard Dog runs in and just gets in Langston’s face, saying he’s better than that. Atlas tags Johnson and then do a double knee gut buster on Xavier. Rocky with a whip to the ropes and a really high dropkick. Half nelson slam gets a two. Whip to the ropes and a back elbow. Johnson flexes and taunts Big E. However, this allows Woods to get a schoolboy rollup out of nowhere for two. Woods makes a dive to tag Big E. Belly to belly overhead suplex to Johnson. Atlas runs in to take the same, then JYD. Johnson is whipped hard to the corner and Langston follows with an avalanche. Scoop slam out of the corner and a tag to Kingston who comes off the top with a Boom Drop.
WINNERS: New Day by pinfall of Kingston on Johnson at 14:47
A promo for Weapons of Wisdom from the Ultimate Warrior is shown. These are inspirational 6”×9” pieces of watercolor paper with drawings, quotes and doodles on them by the Warrior himself.
vs.
Last Woman Standing Match for the CCW Women’s Title
Tessa Blanchard (c) vs. Lita
Referee: Aubrey Edwards
Last Woman Standing Match for the CCW Women’s Title
Tessa Blanchard (c) vs. Lita
Referee: Aubrey Edwards
The gals brawl to start, go to the mat throwing fists and then roll to the floor. Tessa gets on top and grabs Lita by the hair and smashes her head into the outside ring mats several times. Lita bucks Blanchard off. They race up and Lita fires out a kick. Blanchard catches the foot and waves her finger ‘no.’ Lita comes off the other leg with an enzuigiri. She sets up a twist of fate, but Tessa pushes her out into the steel post. Blanchard runs in with a forearm to the back of the neck and clubs the neck area. The commentators mention Lita’s back and neck injury from the attack by Taya Valkyrie during the women’s title tournament, which basically handed the strap to Blanchard.
German suplex brings Lita back out. Spinebuster on the ring steps reverberates through the arena. Blanchard comes off the apron for a double stomp, but Lita rolls off the stairs. Blanchard lands on her feet, waits for Lita to stand and gets a blockbuster off the stairs. Blanchard pulls up the floor mats and lines up a piledriver. Lita backdrops out and Tessa lands on the concrete floor. Lita lays the boots in. Lita picks her up and drops Tessa gut first on the ring wall. Lita with a rail runner into a drive by kick. Lita lands in the crowd and Tessa is on the concrete again. Lita comes back over the ring wall with a senton. Blanchard gets up at eight.
Lita with more kicks and she lines up a butterfly powerbomb on the concrete. Tessa rises up with Lita hanging upside down and a vertebreaker on the concrete is teased. Lita claps her feet together on Blanchard’s head to get loose. They stumble up back to back and Blanchard surprises with a flash jumping neckbreaker. Blanchard goes under the ring and pulls out a table and a steel chair while Edwards counts. Lita up at eight. Tessa misses a wild chair shot and Lita gets behind her for an atomic drop. She drops the chair. Russian leg sweep. Lita with a running start and as Blanchard comes up, Lita scores a sunset flip bomb onto the chair. Tessa up at eight.
Blanchard catches Lita with a shoulder thrust in the midsection and drives her into the ring apron several times. Backdrop onto the concrete floor. Springboard bulldog off the ring wall for an eight count. Tessa takes that time to setup the table over the exposed concrete floor. Blanchard pulls Lita up to the apron and lines up a crucifix powerbomb off the apron into the table. Lita wiggles out and lands in the ring. Blanchard spins around and takes a forearm into the mouth. Blanchard falls off the apron and strikes the table, but just upends it. Just a five count, but Lita comes off the apron with a running flying head scissors. Lita DDT on the concrete. She waves off the count. Lita places Tessa on the table and then comes off the top turnbuckle to the outside, through the table, with a Litasault. Both women down and Aubrey counts. Lita stumbles up at nine, but Blanchard doesn’t make it.
WINNER: Lita by Blanchard not answering the 10 count at 22:00
Honky Tonk Man is in the back with Samoa Joe. He’s been put under a gag order even though everybody and their dead grandma knows who the Machines are. He’ll play ball if the American Machine does later tonight. HTM asks what that means. Joe says the right people know. He’s walked into tonight as the MUW Men’s Champion and he’ll walk out the same way.
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Vs.
CCW World Tag Team Titles
York Foundation (Martin Jannetty and Nicholas Nemeth) (c) with Kamille York vs. The Machines (Brit Machine and Canuck Machine)
Referee: Joey Marella
Vs.
CCW World Tag Team Titles
York Foundation (Martin Jannetty and Nicholas Nemeth) (c) with Kamille York vs. The Machines (Brit Machine and Canuck Machine)
Referee: Joey Marella
Brit Machine controls with his superior strength to start. Canuck Machine’s speed and agility is similar to the York Foundation and they managed to take advantage with quick tags. Double suplex to CM. Nemeth with a fireman’s carry gutbuster for two. German suplex for two. Tag to Jannetty. Second rope fist drop for two. He hits a series of Japanese armdrags and works a chinlock with body scissors on the mat. Canuck Machine rolls into the ropes for the break. As they come up, Jannetty shoulder flips CM over the top rope. He lands on the apron and flies back in with a slingshot shoulder block. Tag to Brit Machine. Charging clothesline to Nemeth on the apron, but Jannetty scores a dropkick to the back and then a backstabber. Jannetty goes for the Rocker Dropper, but Brit Machine bucks up and flips Jannetty out of it to land on his feet. BM charges with a clotheslines and Marty does the flipping sale. Nemeth runs in to take a clothesline with flipping sale. Tag to Canuck Machine. Brit Machine with a running powerslam. CM is poised to come off the top rope. Kamille jumps up to the apron and pushes Canuck Machine from behind, so he plummets to the mat. Marella see it and calls for the DQ. The York Foundation regroup on the floor and back up the aisle with the titles held high.
WINNER: The Machines by disqualification at 12:30
A promo for the Ultimate Warrior’s comic book runs.
vs.
Fever Dream Match – One Time Only
“Big Cat” Ernie Ladd vs. The Ultimate Warrior
Referee: Tommy Young
Fever Dream Match – One Time Only
“Big Cat” Ernie Ladd vs. The Ultimate Warrior
Referee: Tommy Young
Test of strength to start. Ladd starts to win, Warrior comes back. Ladd starts to come back, then Warrior comes back again. Ladd kicks Warrior in the stomach, hooks him up for a suplex and then holds him upside down for a long time before dropping him. Ladd beats Warrior around the ring until he begins no selling and coming back. He raises his arms up and down to the Warrior gods. Warrior slugs away on Ernie. He hits his three running clothesline, then a flying one to finally put Ladd down. Big splash hits knees. Ladd with a Bossman Slam off the ropes. He goes to a bearhug. Warrior fades. His arm gets raised one time and falls. A second time and falls. It stays up the third time. Warrior comes back and slugs his way out. Flying shoulder tackle. Splash this time hits, but Ernie pushes him off at two. They both race up. Ladd lands a kick to the gut to double Warrior up again and Ladd slides into a snap DDT. Warrior stumbles up into a drive by kick. Second rope knee drop.
WINNER: Ernie Ladd by pinfall at 8:40
Eddie Kingston is in the back with HTM. Aldis was right about him being part of the 1% and Kingston is in the 99%. But he’s wrong about him always having the belt and Kingston always chasing out of it. Throughout history we see stories about the rich and powerful being swallowed up by the masses when they’ve had enough. Tonight, enough is enough and Aldis is marching to the guillotine right now. Heads will roll and the title will change hands.
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CCW World Heavyweight Title
Nicholas Aldis (c) with Kamille York vs. Eddie Kingston
Referee: Joey Marella
CCW World Heavyweight Title
Nicholas Aldis (c) with Kamille York vs. Eddie Kingston
Referee: Joey Marella
They work off of a lockup and some basic holds to start. Nick gets a headlock and walks the corner for a headlock takedown. They work that on the mat for a bit. Kingston powers up and breaks with a back suplex. He works a rear chinlock on the mat. Aldis works up and throws Eddie into the ropes. He knocks him down with a shoulder block, but misses an elbow drop. Whip to the ropes and Kingston follows with several knife edge chops. Aldis drops and rolls to the floor. Kingston follows and Kamille stands between him and Nick. Kingston points his finger and gets in his face. Aldis gets back into the ring and catches Kingston as he comes back in with a rope assisted piledriver. Aldis goes up top for the Macho Man elbow, but misses. Kingston with the flip, flop and fly. Bulldog.
He’s waiting for Aldis to get up to deliver the American D, but he scrambles to the outside again. Kingston follows and is blocked by Kamille again. Aldis back in the ring, but this time Eddie avoids getting attacked with a slingshot sunset flip bomb for two. They race up and Aldis gets an arm drag into an arm bar on the mat to slow it down. Kingston fights out and they go to a crisscross sequence. Aldis telegraphs a backdrop and Kingston slides into a snap DDT. He sets up a cradle piledriver and Kamille jumps on the apron. This draws Marella’s attention. Eddie drops Aldis and Nemeth runs in from out of nowhere and hits a Zig Zag. Aldis recovers and hits the Treasure Chest (Pedigree).
WINNER: Nick Aldis by pinfall at 18:48
Andy Kaufman does a promo for the next pay-per-view. Destination: Dallas will be Aug. 15 at Reunion Arena in Dallas, Texas. It will feature the finals of a King of the Trios Tournament that will start on the next Superstar Saturday. Teams of two men and one woman will battle for bragging rights and $30,000 from the pay-per-view sponsor, Ewing Oil. Kaufman introduces his good friend, J.R. Ewing. Ewing comes out and talks about how he’s one of three sons. He understands the power of three and that’s why he’s happy to put up the money for this tournament. Ewing opens a briefcase showing the money.
vs.
MUW Women’s Title
Asuka (c) vs. “Sensational” Sherri Martel
Referee: Aubrey Edwards
MUW Women’s Title
Asuka (c) vs. “Sensational” Sherri Martel
Referee: Aubrey Edwards
Sherri controls early. Asuka hip tosses out of an abdominal stretch. Running neck snap. Sherri ducks a spinning back fist and tries a back suplex, but Asuka flips out of it, hits a jumping kick to Sherri’s back and then sweeps her legs out from under her. Standing moonsault hits the knees. Sherri goes into an octopus stretch. Asuka won’t submit and eventually they fall to the side and Sherri releases the hold. Martel keeps hold of the arms and pulls on them while she stands on Asuka’s hair. Edwards makes her break and they argue. Sherri goes to pick Asuka up and she hits a couple punches to the gut then comes up with a spinning kick. Sherri falls back into the corner. Asuka charges and tries a monkey flip, but Martel holds onto the ropes. Asuka falls back, but rolls through it to her feet and then runs into the corner with a hip attack. Hip toss out of the corner. Another running neck snap. Asuka Lock. Sherri rolls into the ropes for the break. Martel comes back with a thumb to the throat that the ref misses. Snap suplex and Sherri goes up top for a flying splash. Asuka kips up and sidesteps Sherri as she comes down and grabs her to transition into the Asuka Lock. She’s got nowhere to go.
Winner: Asuka by submission at 10:40
An ad is shown for Destination Dallas sponsored by Ewing Oil featuring the Ewing Family King of the Trios Tournament for $30,000 and a Fever Dreams One Time Only match putting George Hackenschmidt against the Sandman.
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MUW Men’s Title
Samoa Joe (c) vs. American Machine
Referee: Tommy Young
MUW Men’s Title
Samoa Joe (c) vs. American Machine
Referee: Tommy Young
American Machine is posing for the fans, so Joe jumps him at the bell and a beat down ensues. Joe shows his strength with a Samoan drop and covers for two. Whip to the corner leads to an avalanche and Joe brings AM out of the corner with a belly to belly suplex. He covers for two. Savat kick as AM gets onto his knees and Joe follows with a jumping double leg drop. He covers for two. AM blocks a suplex and reverses to his own. Back suplex leads to a cover for two. Whip to the ropes and Joe baseball slides under a big boot attempt. Joe pops up, hits a chop to the back, follows with a punt to the chest and then finishes with a jumping knee drop. He covers for two. Whip to the ropes leads to a Bossman Slam for two.
Joe is getting frustrated. He signals for the Coquina Clutch. AM slides to the floor. Joe follows and chases. AM gets back into the ring and Joe follows to run into an outstretched boot. Body slam. AM pulls Joe up and slings him into the ropes. Big boot try, but Joe grabs the foot, spins AM around and gets an Exploder suplex. Single leg dropkick off the ropes. AM stumbles through the ropes and lands on the floor. Joe begs for him to get into the ring. Machine is selling this way more than he probably should be. He seems really dazed and just as he’s about ready to come back in at nine, he sort of just drops.
WINNER: Samoa Joe by count out at 15:50
Joe gets a microphone and goes off. He’s the MUW Men’s Champion. He’s the biggest wrestler in the world today and the immortal f*ckwad Hulk Hogan won’t job to him clean. He was promised a pinfall win and here Hogan just lollygags on the outside for a count out loss. Hell, even the Ultimate Warrior jobbed clean to Ernie Ladd earlier. CCW has plugging the hell out of Warrior’s comic book and wrestling school sure, but he’s sure Warrior did what was agreed to, unlike Hogan.
Yeah, that’s right American Machine is Hogan. Brit Machine is Davey Boy Smith and Canuck Machine is Owen Hart. Everybody knows it. Now everybody knows it. Hopefully speaking the truth means he won’t have to come back to this hell hole promotion again.
Joe spikes down the microphone and walks off. American Machine is in shock on the floor, but doesn’t remove his mask. The commentators don’t know what to say as we fade to black.
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