Post by Leo on Jul 10, 2021 20:23:05 GMT -5
CCW Superstar Saturday on SCA, episode 30: Re-Rising Go Home Show
Taped at the Andy Kaufman Studios in Dothan, Alabama
Commentators: Bob Caudle and Dutch MantelRing Announcer: SoCal Val
It’s the go home show for Phoenix Re-Rising. The announcers preview the show, which includes matches for Eli Drake, Eddie Kingston and Chris Jericho and a big six-woman tag.
vs.
Doink (Ray Apollo) vs. Arachniman (Brad Armstrong)
Referee: Aubrey Edwards
Doink (Ray Apollo) vs. Arachniman (Brad Armstrong)
Referee: Aubrey Edwards
Arachniman is in the corner and sprays silly string like webbing out at the fans. Doink gets under him for an electric chair drop. Doink controls until Arachniman reverses a backslide for two. They come up at the same time and Doink eats a standing dropkick. Tilt-a-whirl head scissors. Arachniman goes up top, but misses a frog splash. Doink gets a flash rollup for the win.
WINNER: Doink by pinfall at 5:30
American Machine is a guest on Honky’s Chateau with the Honky Tonk Man. He won the battle royal at Wednesday Warfare and will now face Samoa Joe for the MUW Men’s Title at Phoenix Re-Rising. Let me tell you something, Brother Honky, Samoa Joe doesn’t know what he’s getting into, jack, when he steps into the ring with the largest arms in the world. He’s going to bring the championship home to CCW, brother, for all the little Hulka……uh, Machinamaniacs, brother.
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vs.
“Le Champion” Chris Jericho vs. Jock Samson
Referee: Joey Marella
“Le Champion” Chris Jericho vs. Jock Samson
Referee: Joey Marella
Jericho said we won’t see a repeat of the time limit draw with Snake Brown, because Samson is doughier and pudgier. Samson takes exception to this and attacks Jericho to a surprise crowd pop. Magee comes out again and sits in on commentary, talking about Y2J’s horrible conditioning. Samson has Jericho up for a powerslam, but Chris drops out and pushes Jock in the back to the floor. Jericho comes off the apron with a double axe handle and then whips Samson into the outside ring post. Jericho lays in the boots. He starts breathing hard. He pulls a chair out from under the ring and the commentators thinks he’s going to use it on Jock, but he opens it instead and sits down. He steals a Jolt Cola from a fan at ringside and starts drinking it. Marella is doing a count out. Samson gets up and slides back into the ring at nine. Chris is slow to get up and doesn’t make it. Samson gets his third straight win by count out.
WINNER: Jock Samson by count out at 5:40
Jericho throws the chair and is cussing up a storm. He sees Tom Magee at the commentary post and starts laying into him. Hey, Magee isn’t the reason Jericho is losing, it’s his terrible conditioning and bad eating habits. Jericho gets defensive of the USA Steak Buffet on Route 10. Look, junior, Y2J has forgotten more about professional wrestling than you’ll ever know. If we ever locked up in the ring, it would end with Magee on his belly kissing Jericho’s sweaty boots. With all due respect, Mr. Jericho, Magee believes the match would end the opposite way. Jericho won’t be humiliated by a hair helmet and a spray tan. He challenges Magee to a match at Phoenix Re-Rising where the loser kneels before the winner and kisses their boots.
COMMERCIAL
vs.
Eli Drake vs. The Gambler
Referee: Aubrey Edwards
Eli Drake vs. The Gambler
Referee: Aubrey Edwards
Drake starts out with a wink and a nod at Edwards, who seems all aflutter from it. Pretty standard match with Gambler holding his own. He starts building some momentum with a running high knee in the corner followed by a monkey flip. Knee drop for a two count. Gambler pulls Eli up, who gouges him in the throat. Edwards doesn’t say anything, and the commentators just don’t think she saw it. Tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Bottom Rung. Gravy Train for the win. Drake blows Edwards a kiss before exiting.
WINNER: Eli Drake by pinfall at 7:36
Ronnie Garvin is the guest on Honky’s Chateau. He’s carrying a crowbar. Candido wrecked his new car. Then he had his crony wreck his chances at an MUW Title Shot. Candido has chosen to come after Ronnie Garvin. So, when Garvin finally kicks his ass that’s not Garvin choosing to beat him up, that’s Candido deciding he wanted his face smashed in by the hands of stone. He challenges Candido to a crowbar on a pole match. Whoever gets it down can use it however they want and Garvin has a few good ideas.
COMMERCIAL
Vs.
Lita, Molly Holly and Dr. Britt Baker, DMD vs. Tessa Blanchard, Taya Valkyrie and Serena Funk
Referee: Joey Marella
Everybody works with each other a little bit. The heels eventually isolate Lita with Blanchard standing on the apron and directing the other two gals to work her over. Valkyrie goes for a double knee strike in the corner, but Lita jumps out of the way and gets a sunset flip coming off the second rope. Taya slams her legs together to break. They both come up. Lita with a diving clothesline. Hot tag to Holly. She works on Taya. Hard whip to the heel corner and she goes for a monkey flip, but Funk holds her subtly so the referee doesn’t see and Molly splats to the mat. Tag to Blanchard. She comes in with a springboard into a bulldog as Holly stands. Military press and Tessa locks eyes with Lita before she drops Molly. Buzzsaw DDT followed by a jackknife pin.
Winners: The heels by pinfall of Blanchard on Holly at 14:21
“Superstar” Billy Graham comes out to the commentary position. Even though he came in second in the big battle royal, he’s going to get what he said he wanted, a TV title shot against “Backstabber” Thomas Rich of the York Foundation. The Superstar is bad, rad and glad to wrestle for the CCW fans. Kamille York comes out and just stands in front of Graham without saying a word. He lays into her verbally and this allows Rich to come out from behind the set and nail Graham in the back of the head with the TV Title belt. Rich tells Graham the best thing for his career at Phoenix Re-Rising is to stay home.
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Nicholas Aldis comes out to the commentary position. Thomas Rich just showed what the York Foundation is all about. Mantel asks if that means cowardly backstabbing? No, opportunists and aggressors. We don’t sit back and wait. We go out and take care of others before they can take care of us. Edward Kingston said he’s gunning for Aldis and the CCW World Heavyweight Title at Phoenix Re-Rising. That is if he makes it there. Because, first, Kingston has to get through the best of the best.
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Eddie Kingston vs. Nicholas Nemeth with Kamille York
Referee: Tommy Young
Eddie Kingston vs. Nicholas Nemeth with Kamille York
Referee: Tommy Young
Aldis sits in on commentary and rags on Kingston the whole time. Ziggler goes for the Famouser, but Kingston blocks it, flips Nemeth over while keeping hold of his arm and hitting a diving short-arm clothesline. He goes for a backdrop suplex, but Nemeth flips out of that and gets a waistlock, Kingston reverses into a German suplex with a bridge for two. As they get up, Nemeth tries a step-up enzuigiri, but Kingston ducks it and then comes up into a uranage, but Nemeth elbows out. He scores a neckbreaker drop and goes up top. Eddie meets him up there and they fight. Nemeth gets the best of it and gets a top rope fireman’s carry into a gut buster. Nickolas gloats and makes with the lazy cover. One, two, thre…shoulder up. Aldis comes over and tells Nemeth to get the job done. He wants a superkick. Eddie grabs it for a leg whip and holds on for a single leg crab. Aldis reaches out and pulls Nemeth to the ropes for the break. Kingston smells the interference and baseball slides out into Aldis, sending him into the ring wall. Nemeth baseball slides out and Kingston sidesteps, so he hits Aldis too. A shocked Nemeth turns into the Backfist from the Future. Kingston rolls Nemeth back into the ring and then climbs up top to finish with a Macho Man elbow, which Aldis likes to use.
WINNER: Eddie Kingston by pinfall at 18:55
We fade out as Kingston holds the ring and a disgruntled Aldis is holding his midsection on the floor.
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