Post by Leo on Jul 9, 2021 22:27:04 GMT -5
CCW Gulf Coast Wednesday Warfare, Episode 13: Gunning for Joe
Taped at the Andy Kaufman Studios in Dothan, Alabama
Commentators: Bob Caudle and Dutch MantelRing Announcer: SoCal Val
Caudle and Mantel preview the show which includes the big 12-man battle royal for a shot at the MUW Men’s Title, Tessa Blanchard’s response to a last woman standing match challenge from Lita, a remote debate between the Ultimate Warrior and Ernie Ladd and members of the New Day and Back in the Day in action for the first time in CCW.
vs.
Taya Valkyrie vs. Victoria Vachon
Referee: Tommy Young
Taya Valkyrie vs. Victoria Vachon
Referee: Tommy Young
Taya gets Victoria up on her shoulders for an airplane spin, but she drops out of it into a backstabber. Springboard DDT sets up the standing moonsault, but Valkyrie gets her knees up. Cradle brainbuster gets a two count. Valkyrie eats a boot on a blind charge into the corner. Victoria comes off the second turnbuckle with a Thesz Press. Taya catches her, flips her around and segues into the Road to Valhalla for the win.
Winner: Taya Valkyrie at 5:03 by pinfall
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vs. with
Terry Funk vs. Bob Holly with Molly Holly
Referee: Joey Marella
Terry Funk vs. Bob Holly with Molly Holly
Referee: Joey Marella
Dory chases Crash to the back before the bell rings, leaving Molly at ringside. While known for brawling, the two wrestle a pretty traditional bout. Funk gets a two count off of a snap DDT and then works a sleeper. Holly breaks with a jaw jacker. Pump handle slam gets two. Hollycaust gets two. Bob goes up top for the Alabama Jam. Just then, a woman in blue jeans, cowboy boots and a Stetson hat runs out and attacks Molly from behind. Molly gets her ass kicked and slammed into the steel ring steps. This distracts Bob. Funk crotches him and goes up top for a superplex.
Winner: Terry Funk by pinfall at 9:49
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with
Vs.
with
Chris Candido and “Pretty Boy” Sean Casey with Sunny vs. The Fantastics (Bobby Fulton and Tommy Rogers) with Missy Hyatt
Referee: Aubrey Edwards
Vs.
with
Chris Candido and “Pretty Boy” Sean Casey with Sunny vs. The Fantastics (Bobby Fulton and Tommy Rogers) with Missy Hyatt
Referee: Aubrey Edwards
Sunny and Hyatt spat on the outside the whole time. Casey and Candido use quick tags to control on Rogers. They setup a backdrop neckbreaker, but Rogers leapfrogs over Casey to bulldog Candido. Casey stands and turns around into a superkick. Hot tag to Fulton. Belly to back suplex to Candido. Same to Casey and he bounces to the floor. Second rope bionic elbow from Fulton. Tag to Rogers and they go for the double goozle, but Casey slides back in to trip Fulton. Candido ducks under the clothesline from Rogers, then catches him with a straight jacket neckbreaker. New Jersey Jam finishes.
WINNERS: Casey and Candido by pinfall of Candido on Rogers at 12:39
Sunny and her men go to the commentary position following the bout. Sunny can understand Casey and the Varsity Blondes not being in the battle royal for an MUW Men’s Title shot with them being new to the promotion, even though there are other new talent in it. But to keep Chris Candido out while putting Ronnie Garvin in is just another example of how CCW is inexplicably holding down it’s best grappler. Candido tells Garvin that he used a crowbar to tear up his new car last week, next time the crowbar will be used to bash his brains in.
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vs.
Xavier Woods with Kofi Kingston vs. “Mr. USA” Tony Atlas with “Soulman” Rocky Johnson
Referee: Tommy Young
Xavier Woods with Kofi Kingston vs. “Mr. USA” Tony Atlas with “Soulman” Rocky Johnson
Referee: Tommy Young
Woods wants a test of strength to start and Atlas laughs. They go to lock up, but Woods keeps backing off like he’s not ready. He turns to Kingston and points to his noggin, to show he’s getting inside Tony’s head. Woods turns around into a running clothesline from Atlas. Atlas uses power moves to work over Woods something fierce. He’s getting so beat up, Kofi is selling too on the outside. Atlas gets a running power slam, but they’re close to the ropes and Kingston puts his partner’s foot on the ropes then yells at Young, who calls off the pin. This draws Johnson over. They fight on the floor and then into the ring. They steamroll Young. All four men fight and Young calls it a double disqualification for both partners coming into the ring and touching him. Kofi and Xavier eventually go to the floor and promise to take this up another day.
Winner: Double disqualification at 8:27
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with vs.
Leva Bates with Downtown Bruno vs. Dr. Britt Baker, DMD
Referee: Aubrey Edwards
Leva Bates with Downtown Bruno vs. Dr. Britt Baker, DMD
Referee: Aubrey Edwards
It’s the dentist against the flapper. Bates gets a leg scissors takedown and works it on the mat. Baker powers up to a vertical position and shakes Leva loose and into a helicopter spin. She lets her go and Bates slides to the floor. She counsels with Bruno. Baker reaches through the ropes and gives the two a double noggin knocker. Baker comes off the top turnbuckle with a splash to the outside and both catch her. She rolls Bates back into the ring and finishes with a slingshot senton. Taya Valkyrie watches the match from the entrance stage with all eyes on Britt.
Winner: Baker by pinfall at 7:50
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12-Man Battle Royal with the winner getting an MUW Men’s Title shot at Phoenix Re-Rising
American Machine vs. Eli Drake vs. The Patriot vs. “The Man with the Hands of Stone” Ronnie Garvin vs. Big E Langton vs. Junkyard Dog vs. “Superstar” Billy Graham vs. “Mega Man” Tom Magee vs. “Le Champion” Chris Jericho vs. Big Bully Busick vs. Doink (Matt Borne) vs. “Hollywood” John Tatum
All referees and Col. Robert Fuller at ringside
American Machine vs. Eli Drake vs. The Patriot vs. “The Man with the Hands of Stone” Ronnie Garvin vs. Big E Langton vs. Junkyard Dog vs. “Superstar” Billy Graham vs. “Mega Man” Tom Magee vs. “Le Champion” Chris Jericho vs. Big Bully Busick vs. Doink (Matt Borne) vs. “Hollywood” John Tatum
All referees and Col. Robert Fuller at ringside
The 12-man battle royal becomes 13 as both Patriots come out. Senior Referee Tommy Young decides to let both enter. It’s a moot point as they immediately brawl with each other, eliminate each other and then fight to the back.
Jericho spins like a top nailing Judas Effect elbows on everybody. He eventually wears out and slumps against the ropes, allowing Magee to eliminate him with a flying dropkick. Jericho is livid on the floor.
Chris Candido and Sunny come out, protesting how Candido isn’t in the match. With the officials distracted, Casey runs in and nails Garvin with the crowbar used to destroy his Cadillac. This allows him to be easy pickings for Eli Drake. Drake also takes out Tatum.
American Machine throws out Doink and Busick. Big E and JYD are fighting when American Machine upends them both from behind. Dog gives Big E lip on the floor on how they should have been working together as they were the only black men in the match, not against each other. But, again, the New Day have no sense of racial pride and wrestling history.
Graham eliminates Drake and AM tosses Magee. Drake smacks Aubrey Edwards on the bottom before leaving and she doesn’t seem to mind.
Billy Graham and American Machine are the last two men. They have a pose off. Then both go to the ropes and nail each other with Ax Bomber clotheslines for a double down. Machine is up first and impresses by gorilla pressing Graham over his head. He drops him to the floor. It’s mentioned by the commentators that as runner-up, Graham gets a TV Title shot against Thomas Rich, which he said he wanted previously.
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