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CCW Superstar Saturday on SCA, episode 29: Get the Funk Out
Taped at the Andy Kaufman Studios in Dothan, Alabama
Commentators: Bob Caudle and Dutch Mantel
Ring Announcer: SoCal Val
Caudle and Mantel give an introduction talking about debuts for the Funks, Eli Drake and Koko B. Ware; a special challenge from Chris Jericho and a main event of the York Foundation vs. the Machines and Eddie Kingston. It’s mentioned how the Machines have changed their names from originally announced based on their nationalities. They’ll now be known as American Machine, Brit Machine and Canuck Machine.
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Eli Drake vs. Koko B. Ware
Referee: Aubrey Edwards
Eli Drake vs. Koko B. Ware
Referee: Aubrey Edwards
Prior to the match Drake is making time with Edwards and SoCal Val. Edwards calls for the bell, but Drake tells Ware to hold off, he’s still talking to the lady. He tries to interject again and Drake tells him to back off. Ware spins Drake around and starts laying in the punches to the crowd’s approval. Koko actually controls most of the match and goes for the Ghostbuster, but Drake blocks and reverses to a vertical suplex. Eli takes over and finishes with the Gravy Train. He gets a pen from the commentators’ positions and writes his number on Aubrey’s hand.
Winner: Eli Drake by pinfall at 6:12
He then goes down to SoCal Val and writes his number on her hand too and takes the microphone. You see, there’s enough Eli Drake to go around to the delight of all the ladies and the chagrin of all the men. Does he want to be back in this hell hole, no? But he’ll make the best of it. And that means winning the 12-man battle royal on Wednesday Warfare to get a title shot against Samoa Joe for the MUW Men’s Championship. And that’s not an ‘if’ statement, that’s just a fact of life.
COMMERCIAL
Terry and Dory Funk are in the ring. Terry reiterates what he said at Wednesday Warfare about how they want challengers and they want them now. Out come the debuting Holly Cousins.
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The Funks (Dory and Terry Funk) vs. Holly Cousins (Bob and Crash) with Molly Holly
Referee: Joey Marella
The Funks (Dory and Terry Funk) vs. Holly Cousins (Bob and Crash) with Molly Holly
Referee: Joey Marella
The Funks aren’t ready for the aggressive Bob, but are able to take over on the smaller Crash. Dory hits a butterfly suplex and covers with his feet on the ropes. Molly alerts the Marella and he calls off the pin. Terry comes in and works over Crash some more. He telegraphs a backdrop and Crash gets a sunset flip. Funk blocks and sits down on Crash while grabbing the ropes for a pin. Molly alerts Marella again and Joey waves it off. Terry threatens Molly, which allows Crash to tag Bob. Double dropkick to Terry as he turns around. Dory runs in to take a double dropkick. Terry stumbles into a DDT and Bob finishes with the Alabama Slam. The boys celebrate with Molly on the floor while Dory brings Terry around. Terry says they’ve got to get that girlie.
Winners: Holly Cousins by pinfall of Bob on Terry at 10:37
The Honky Tonk Man’s guest on Honky’s Chateau is The Patriot. They replay the footage from last week of the two Patriots coming out for a match and then brawling with each other. One Patriot comes out from the entrance area. The other comes out from behind the commentators’ position. They stare down. HTM tries to keep the peace and lets the guy who came from the entranceway talk first. He’s the real Patriot and he has a good idea who the imposter is, a no good fink who’s been pretending to be him on the independent circuit for years. He heard CCW had signed the Patriot and decided to show up to score a payday. The other Patriot says it doesn’t matter who the first Patriot was. First doesn’t mean best. He’s the Patriot now and the one all the folks came to see. They go nose to nose, HTM backs off and the two brawl off once again.
COMMERCIAL
Chris Jericho is in the ring and with him is Snake Brown from Out of Town, who Tom Magee wrestled last week. Jericho is going to show Magee up by beating this wildman, nobody jobber in half the time it took the Mega Man. Jericho is a veteran and he invites Magee out to see how it’s done. Magee comes out and sits in on commentary, but first he goes to Snake Brown and whispers something in his ear.
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“Le Champion” Chris Jericho vs. Snake Brown from Out of Town
Referee: Tommy Young
“Le Champion” Chris Jericho vs. Snake Brown from Out of Town
Referee: Tommy Young
Soon as the match starts, Brown starts running the ropes like a crazy man. Jericho tries to catch him, but can’t. He tries to run a crisscross, but quickly is out of breath. Jericho bends over trying to get his breath and Brown gets a bulldog and covers for two. Hard whip to the corner and Brown runs in to take a back elbow. Jericho goes to a rear chinlock to slow it down. Magee on commentary said Jericho has no cardio and no stamina, so he told Snake Brown to just run Y2J ragged. Brown works up and out of the chinlock and starts running the ropes again. Jericho sidesteps Brown and pushes him in the back from behind to send him flying to the floor. Jericho goes out to the floor and Brown starts running around the outside of the ring. Brown runs into a clothesline. Jericho tries to pickup Brown and roll him back into the ring and can’t quite get him up. Jericho rolls back into the ring to break the count. He’s breathing really hard. Brown gets back into the ring and Jericho meets him with a series of kicks and punches. He’s winded again. Brown takes over. He whips Jericho into the ropes and makes him run, but Y2J scores a flying forearm. He tries for the Lionsault, but slips and just sits on the mat until the time runs out. After the match, Jericho rolls to the floor and calls over a medic so he can get on an oxygen tank. Magee goes over and tells Jericho to come visit him he wants to get serious about his health and cardio.
Winner: 15-minute time limit draw
We go back to the commentary position and Lita is out. She beat Taya Valkyrie last week to earn a title shot against Tessa Blanchard. Blanchard keeps jumping Lita from behind or having her attacked and then talking about how weak and fragile Lita is. She’s not and she’s willing to prove it. At Phoenix Re-Rising, she challenges Blanchard to a Last Woman Standing match. We’ll see who the best and toughest woman is.
COMMERCIAL
Sherri Martel and Layla El are in the ring for a match. Mantel gets the microphone. She’s the most experienced, most talented and most beautiful lady in the CCW Women’s Division. She knows the Women’s Title is spoken for at Phoenix Re-Rising and that’s why she’s challenging MUW Women’s Champion Asuka. Asuka always talks about how this person or that promotion isn’t ready for her. Well, Asuka isn’t ready for the Sensational One.
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“Sensational” Sherri Martel vs. Layla El
Referee: Aubrey Edwards
“Sensational” Sherri Martel vs. Layla El
Referee: Aubrey Edwards
Martel makes short work of Layla El, following up a cradle suplex with a flying crossbody for the victory.
Winner: Martel by pinfall at 3:18
Eddie Kingston is at the commentators position and hypes the main event along with his title match at Phoenix Re-Rising against Nicholas Aldis. Kingston has been all around the world wrestling and he’s seen the type of cancer Aldis is everywhere he’s been. He relishes being the bad guy, cheats to win and then gloats over it because he doesn’t think there’s nothing you can do about it. Kingston is in CCW to nip that in the bud. He’s not going to let that cancer find a foothold here in CCW and grow out of control. The rebooted CCW will get the champion it needs and deserves in Eddie Kingston.
COMMERCIAL
Ronnie Garvin is out and footage is shown from Wednesday Warfare where Chris Candido took a crowbar to his new Cadillac, then Garvin got jumped by the rest of Sunny’s stable. He wants Candido right here, now tonight. Sunny comes out and tells Ronnie that Candido and Casey have the night off, because she wore them out…uh…with training. Anyway, the Varsity Blondes are here and they will take Garvin on in a handicapped match if he’s man enough. He is and goes to the ring.
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Vs.
The Varsity Blondes (Griff Garrison and Brian Pillman Jr.) with Sunny vs. “The Man with the Hands of Stone” Ronnie Garvin and “Hollywood” John Tatum with Missy Hyatt
Referee: Joey Marella
Vs.
The Varsity Blondes (Griff Garrison and Brian Pillman Jr.) with Sunny vs. “The Man with the Hands of Stone” Ronnie Garvin and “Hollywood” John Tatum with Missy Hyatt
Referee: Joey Marella
As Marella calls for the bell, Missy Hyatt leads out John Tatum. The commentators mention how Tatum lost to Casey via Sunny interference on Wednesday Warfare. Tatum takes the corner and we now have a tag match, despite Sunny’s protests. Garrison and Pillman isolate Garvin and work him over pretty well. They setup a double team suplex, but Garvin reverses and crawls for the hot tag. Tatum runs in. Garrison pops up into a body slam. Pillman pops up into a body slam. Tatum with a shoulder rack into a front slam on Garrison. Pillman breaks it up, but Garvin flies in with a Superman punch to knock out Pillman. Garvin helps Tatum with a spiked piledriver for the victory. Sunny is just livid on the floor. She jumps up on the apron, but Missy pulls her down and slaps her. Sunny is shocked and backs off as the Varsity Blondes assemble behind her.
Winners: Garvin and Tatum by pinfall of Tatum on Garrison at 12:24
COMMERCIAL
The York Foundation comes out and Aldis tells Edward Kingston that in life you have the haves and have-nots. That’s the natural order of things. Wrestling has always had the same hierarchy. The York Foundation are on top in CCW because that’s the way it should be. Edward is on the bottom, as he should be, but he’s trying to elevate his position and defy the natural order. He can talk all he wants, he can call Nicholas a cancer or whatever he wants. When the match happens at Phoenix Re-Rising and they’re in that ring together, the natural order will set everything right.
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The York Foundation (Nicholas Aldis, Thomas Rich, Martin Jannetty and Nicholas Nemeth) with Kamille York vs. Eddie Kingston and the Machines (American Machine, Brit Machine and Canuck Machine)
Referee: Tommy Young
Aldis and Kingston start out, but Nick immediately tags out to Jannetty. Everyone gets in and works with each for a few minutes here and there. Eddie keeps wanting Aldis, but anytime he tags in, he mocks Eddie and immediately tags out. Kingston gets worked over by Rich, who tags out to Aldis. Nick nonchalantly goes to pick Kingston up, but he was playing opossum and small packages Aldis for a near fall. The rest of the York Foundation run in to break it up. The Machines comes in and everyone fights and eventually Young just has to throw the match out because he can’t get control.
Winners: No contest declared at 20:34
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