Post by Leo on Feb 6, 2021 11:05:10 GMT -5
Superstar Saturday Special Edition
Commentators: Bob Caudle and “Hot Stuff” Eddie Gilbert
Ring Announcer: SoCal Val
Ring Announcer: SoCal Val
BC: Before our first match of this special edition of Superstar Saturday, CCW co-owner Andy Kaufman would like to address the audience.
Kaufman is wearing a neck brace again.
AK: Thank you, Mr. Caudle. If anyone watched last week’s episode, they saw my supposed business partner, Ron Fuller, lay his hands on me yet again. Now, at the Terrific Tussle when I was an in-ring competitor and he was an outside ring enforcer, I can understand it, even though I didn’t like it. But, he had no business striking me last week or getting into my personal business with Sting. And, let me mention, I haven’t seen Sting since last week. He disappeared and, while that violates the terms of him having to be my slave, I am willing to let it slide if he shows up tomorrow at Glorious Grapple.
My real main concern right now is Ron Fuller. I saved Continental Championship Wrestling. None of this would be here right now if it wasn’t for me. This studio – me. The television deal with Sports Channel America – me. The big money contracts we were able to sign with the likes of Ric Flair, Randy Savage and Steve Austin – me. Putting together the greatest tag team division ever in wrestling history – me. And, I get it, Ron Fuller is jealous because I did all that and he couldn’t. But, I think we’ve both had enough. That’s why we’re going to settle it at Kaufmania in March…
BC: Kaufmania?
AK: Yes, the March super show, Kaufmania. I fully admit that I have no business being in the ring with Ron Fuller. The one time I wrestled a man, not counting the Terrific Tussle, was Jerry Lawler and I wore this neck brace for a longtime coming out of that. Fuller is bigger than Lawler, meaner than Lawler and, I’ll be honest here, a better wrestler than Lawler. I know I can’t beat him in the ring. However, there is not a woman alive on this planet today who I can’t beat in a fair wrestling match. I’ve proved that over and over again. So, Ron Fuller, tomorrow on Glorious Grapple I want you to name your proxy to face me at Kaufmania. Any woman you want. If she wins, I’ll sign over my half of CCW and you’ll never see me again. If I win, you’re out Ron Fuller. You sell the rest of your shares to me, at fair value, and head for the hills.
BC: Do you think Fuller will take the challenge.
AK: He will if he’s the man he says he is.
vs. 
Hardcore Match
Cactus Jack vs. Dave Bautista
Referee: Aubrey Edwards
They brawl in the ring to start. Cactus clothesline takes to them to the floor. Double arm DDT on the floor. Jack tears up the floor mats and lines up a gutwrench powerbomb, but Bautista backdrops out. Jack smacks the concrete. Bautista gets a steel chair and nails Jack with it in the back three times. Jack gets back in the ring and Bautista follows carrying the chair. Jack cuts him off and beats him down. Jack raises the chair high for a head shot, but Dave punches him in the gut. Jack drops the chair. Bautista Bomb on the chair. Dave doesn’t cover, wanting the spear. Jack staggers up, realizes what’s going on, drops back down and rolls to the floor. Bautista follows and tries to slam Jack into the ring post, but he reverses and Dave takes it in the shoulder. Jack pulls out at a table and sets it up in the ring. However, this allows Bautista to recover and he surprises Jack with a top rope flying clothesline. Brain buster on the chair. Bautista Bomb through the table.
WINNER: Dave Bautista by pinfall in 10:12
vs. 
Guitar on a Pole Match
Honky Tonk Man vs. Jerry “The King” Lawler
Referee: Tommy Young
Trading of punches to starts. Lawler gets the best of it, knocking HTM off his feet with a windup haymaker. Lawler climbs, but Honky catches him by the tights and pulls him down. HTM ducks a short arm clothesline and gets a Hot Shot. He climbs, but Lawler recovers and hits an electric chair drop. Lawler climbs, but HTM shakes the ropes and Lawler crotches himself. HTM with a super side suplex. He climbs and Lawler shakes the ropes. Honky falls backwards and gets caught in the Tree of Woe. Lawler peppers him with kicks and punches. He falls out. Lawler lines up the piledriver, but HTM backdrops out. Honky climbs, but decides to take out Lawler with his own second rope fist drop. Lawler moves. Flurry of punches. Piledriver. Lawler climbs and gets the guitar. Eddie Gilbert then pops up on the apron from the commentary position. Caudle mentions how there is bad blood between them. Lawler goes to hit Gilbert with the guitar, but Honky steals it from behind. He goes to hit Lawler, who ducks and he nails Gilbert. Rollup from behind.
WINNER: Jerry Lawler by pinfall after guitar retrieval at 8:17
Jerry Lawler joins Bob Caudle on commentary for the rest of the show after the commercial break.
Vs.
CCW Gulf Coast Six Man Tag Team Titles
SCU (Christopher Daniels, Frankie Kazarian and Scorpio Sky) vs. Kerry Von Erich and Strike Force (Tito Santana and Rick Martel)
Referee: Joey Marella
Sky and Santana start and does a series of grappling moves and crisscrosses. On one crisscross Kazarian gets a blind tag. Sky ducks down and Tito runs into a slingshot clothesline from Kaz as he comes in. Frankie brings him up with a full nelson for a slam, but Santana walks the near corner to flip over. He gets his own full nelson and turns it into a suplex with bridge for two. Tag to Martel. Kaz with a Pele Kick as Martel enters, but he side steps, grabs Kazarian from behind and gets an atomic drop. Springboard bulldog for two. Kaz tries to surprise with an enzuigiri as they stand, but Rick ducks and grabs the leg as Frankie comes around, going into a single leg crab. He turns it into the regular Boston Crab and cranks it on. Daniels and Sky finally run in. This draws in Santana and Von Erich. In the chaos, Daniels nails Martel with a rolling wheel kick. Kazarian with an Argentine neckbreaker and he tags Daniels. Blockbuster and a cover, but Martel gets his foot on the ropes. Daniels pulls it off for another try, but Martel gets the shoulder up. Daniels pulls him up, hits a couple martial arts strikes and then a springboard cutter. He goes up top for the best moonsault ever, but misses. Hot tag to Kerry. He’s a house of fire nailing Daniels and then taking Sky and Kaz off the apron. Daniels tries to attack from behind, but he walks into the discuss punch. Kerry with a splash and he hooks the leg, but Kaz breaks it up with a kick to the head. Everyone brawls. Daniels with a low blow while Marella is distracted. He sets up the Angels Wings, but Von Erich backdrops out. Tag to Tito. He comes off the top with a double axe handle, but Daniels catches him around the waist and falls backwards into the ropes to hang him out to dry on the top rope. Tag to Sky with an axe kick from the apron. Santana falls to the floor. Sky with a double stomp moonsault. Martel and Kerry come over. Everyone fights. Von Erich with a double claw on Daniels and Kaz. Back in the ring, Strike Force whips Sky into the ropes. He ducks a double clothesline try and comes back the other way with a flying clothesline to both guys. Pump handle slam on Tito. TKO.
WINNER: SCU by pinfall of Sky on Santana at 18:47
vs. 
Losers Breakup Tornado Tag
Rock ‘n Roll Express (Ricky Morton and Robert Gibson) vs. Midnight Rockers (Shawn Michaels and Marty Jannetty)
Referee: Aubrey Edwards
It’s announced prior to the start the match has been made a tornado tag bout. Morton mostly works with Michaels and Jannetty with Gibson. Gibson and Jannetty are out on the floor. Robert reverses a suplex and Marty goes onto the ring steps. Morton goes for a crossbody, but Shawn catches him, swings him out and gets an uranage backbreaker. Gibson mounts the top turnbuckle from the outside and comes in with a flying dropkick to Michaels. Gibson with a series of Japanese arm drags. Morton comes back and they whip Michaels into the ropes for a double back elbow. Double suplex. Rock ‘n Roll Express sets up the Rocket Launcher. Jannetty pushes Morton off and he crashes onto the mat. He nails Gibson with a victory roll for two. He comes up into a dragon screw leg whip from Morton. Shawn clubbers Ricky in the back of the head and then gets the Tear Drop Suplex. Gibson with a bulldog on Michaels as he stands up. Gibson goes up top and is caught by Jannetty. They fight with Marty getting the best of it and nails a superplex. Morton with a standing moonsault for two. Morton is surprised by a superkick. He goes for it again on Gibson, but he grabs the foot and turns it into a dragon screw legwhip. He holds on and goes into a single leg crab. Marty breaks that up by catching Robert with a Rocker Dropper. He covers for two, but Morton breaks up the cover. Whip into the ropes, Jannetty reverses and goes for a backdrop, but Ricky jumps over him for a sunset flip. Michaels breaks up the cover. Arm trap neckbreaker. Marty grabs Gibson and yells at Shawn. He goes for the superkick, but Gibson gets loose and he nails Marty. Michaels is stunned and the Express get a double German suplex with bridge.
WINNER: Rock ‘n Roll Express by duo pinfall on Shawn Michaels at 20:17
Michaels helps Jannetty up and apologizes for what happens. Marty seems to be telling him it’s okay. Shawn seems relived, but then Marty takes a step back and superkicks Michaels. He goes down. Jannetty goes over to the commentary position. Bob Caudle asks him about what just happened in the ring.
MJ: I have been nothing but a friend and partner to Shawn Michaels since day one. And since day one he’s done nothing but doubt me and bad mouth me. When something good happened to us, like winning the Gulf Coast Tag Team Titles, it was all Shawn Michaels. When something bad happened to us, like losing those title belts, he said it was all my fault. Shawn says he’s the best. Shawn says he doesn’t need me and never did. Now is his chance to prove it.
vs. 
CCW Gulf Coast Title
Kurt Angle (c) vs. MJF
Referee: Tommy Young
Angle focuses on the leg and MJF goes after the arm. Kurt follows a power slam with a rolling leg snap. He goes for the ankle lock, but MJF kicks him off and rolls to the floor. He tries to walk it off. Angle comes out with a baseball slide into Friedman. They brawl around ringside. Angle goes to throw MJF into the ring stairs, but he reverses and Angle goes into them. Back into the ring, Friedman blindsides Angle as he tries to enter the ring. Friedman grabs the arm and vaults over the top rope to the floor to snap it on the top rope. Friedman climbs to the top from the outside. Angle catches him on a vertical whatever and turns it into a belly to belly suplex. He goes for the ankle lock again, but Friedman scrambles for the ropes. He mocks Angle, who grabs him by the leg and jerks him off the ropes with a leg whip. Into the ankle lock. Friedman makes the ropes. Young backs him off, but he moves past him to get at MJF. Friedman with a couple shots to the gut. Arm wringer into a single arm DDT. Friedman Arm Bar. Angle makes the ropes. MJF knows not to get close, so he nails a bicycle kick to the head. He reaches down, but Angle upends him and grabs the ankle lock. Too close to the ropes and Friedman breaks. Whip off the ropes and Angle goes for a scoop Olympic Slam, but Friedman drops off the back into a Back Stabber. Back to the Friedman Arm Bar. Kurt powers up with Friedman hanging off his arm, but he won’t let go. He drops into a sort of side slam to break. Ankle lock. Friedman gets up on his other foot and manages to roll through and flips Angle out of it. He scrambles for the arm, but Kurt rises with Friedman on his back for an Olympic Slam. Ankle lock. Friedman crawls for the ropes. Angle pulls him back. He tries again and is pulled back. MJF tries to get up on his other leg again, but Angle goes to the ground with a grapevine and some extra stank.
WINNER: Kurt Angle by submission at 25:12.
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