Post by Leo on Sept 19, 2020 10:42:01 GMT -5
CCW Superstar Saturday on SCA, episode 9
The camera pans the Andy Kaufman Studios in Dothan, Alabama, and then comes upon the commentary team of Gorilla Monsoon and the Honky Tonk Man.
GM: Welcome, everyone to the latest edition of Continental Championship Wrestling’s Superstar Saturday on Sports Channel America from right here in the Andy Kaufman Studios in Dothan, Alabama.
HTM: The ‘palatial’ Andy Kaufman Studios.
GM: Are you just sucking up because Kaufman is here in the building today.
HTM: I’m giving credit where credit is due. None of us would be here without Andy Kaufman and that includes Vinnie Vegas.
GM: He’s in our first match today, coming off a lost last week to Sting, who has not been getting along with Kaufman or his Krew. Sting later today will be facing Big Bubba Rogers. It will be interesting to see if Kaufman is with one of his two bodyguards, because he’s not out here now for Vegas.
HTM: He doesn’t need any help against that mouth breather Jim Duggan.
GM: And we found out last week, Jim Duggan like a lot of the CCW faithful are big fans of Frank-N-Stuff hotdogs, the sponsors of Maximum Carnage on Oct. 4. Stuffed with chili or stuffed with cheese, they’re great either way. Now let’s go to the ring.
vs.
Vinnie Vegas vs. “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan
Referee: Aubrey Edwards
Duggan marches around the ring shouting ‘ho’ and displaying his 2x4. Vegas just seems bored. He finally gets tired of Duggan’s posturing and attacks him from behind. Vegas throws Duggan to the floor. He steps over the ropes to the apron and drops to the floor. Duggan charges into a big boot. Vegas picks up Duggan and throws him into the ring steps. He rolls back in the ring and starts hitting on Edwards, making her lose her count. Duggan runs back in with a clothesline, Vegas ducks it. He comes back the other way and eats another big boot. Vegas drops the elbow and makes a nonchalant cover for two. Vegas pulls Jim up and whips him into the near corner. He rushes in with a knee lift and does the foot choke. He hip tosses Duggan out of the corner to a sitting position. He boots Duggan in the head. Another nonchalant cover gets a two count. Jim ‘Duggans up’ and starts no selling Vegas’ shots. Vinnie goes down to a clothesline. He goes down to another. He falls to a third. Duggan lines up the three-point stance. Nails it.
WINNER: “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan by pinfall
Post-match, Vegas sits up and gives a ‘what you going to do’ shrug and goes back to asking Edwards what her plans are after the show.
At the commentary position is Col. Robert Fuller with Adrian Street and Don Muraco.
RF: I’m out here to make an announcement. Two of my clients have a match set for Maximum Carnage as Badd Company will be part of a big triple threat match for the Gulf Coast Tag Team Titles against the Midnight Rockers and the Fantastics. And you know, they’re going to win that. But last week, my brother, announced a weapons battle royal for the new Wild Card Title. In that match will be Adrian Street and Don Muraco.
AS: A lot of people who know the real me, know I grew up in a Welsh coal mining town and my daddy worked the mines. If there is something I learned early on it’s how heavy a coal miner’s glove is and how hard a punch with it can be. Ronnie Garvin can have his brass knuckles. We’ll see how well he deals with this.
Street pulls his arm out from behind his back with a coal miner’s glove on his hand. Muraco then steps up holding a steel chair.DM: I don’t need anything fancy. Give me this steel chair here. It’s taken out more wrestlers than any other foreign object in history and it will take out as many as it needs to at Maximum Carnage so I will be the new Wild Card champion.
GM: Colonel, I can’t help but notice you have a client unaccounted for here.
RF: Well, we don’t have to get into…
Fuller is cutoff by Big Show coming out. Fuller jumps back. Muraco and Street aren’t as scared looking, but they do have their weapons ready.
BS: Let me tell you something, Gorilla Monsoon. I fired Robert Fuller last week after all of his clients had a match except me. Robert Fuller has done nothing for my career and I’m going to do something right now he could never do and that is get me a title match. I heard Sheamus out here last week talking about wanting bigger and better challengers. Well, look no further. There’s no question I’m bigger and after Maximum Carnage, you will know I’m better.
Show scoffs at Fuller and his former stablemates and walks off as we fade.
Commercial
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“Nature Boy” Ric Flair vs. The Butcher with Woman and Blade
Referee: Tommy Young
Butcher attacks Flair before the bell from behind and tosses him around the ring. He hits a spinning spinebuster off the ropes. Vertical drop brainbuster. Butcher could make the cover any time, but just wants to punish Flair. Butcher goes for a Snake Eyes in the corner, but Flair slips off the back and Butcher posts himself. Ric gives him a high knee in the back. He pulls him out of the corner and delivers a neckbreaker. Flair goes to work on the leg and locks in the figure four.
Blade gets on the apron and Flair breaks off the hold to knock him off the apron. Woman from the other side gives Butcher her high heel shoe. However, Tommy Young catches him and makes him drop it. Flair drives Butcher into the corner with a series of chops. Butcher reverses position and tries to hiptoss Flair out of the corner, but he reverses and hiptosses Butcher. Rolling neck snap. Ric drops a series of elbows on Butcher’s knee and gets the figure four again. Blade gets on the apron again, but this time the Steiner Brothers appear to pull him off. Butcher eventually taps out.WINNER: Ric Flair by submission
Post match, the Steiners go to the announce position while Woman and Blade check on Butcher in the ring, nursing his leg. Flair is on the floor.
SS: I want to make one thing perfectly clear. We didn’t come out here to help you, Flair.
Camera cuts to Flair who gestures his hands toward the Steiners like “fine, I don’t care.”
SS: We came out here, because our beef with the Butcher and the Blade is far from over. We won the Southeastern Heavyweight Tag Team Titles against them at Phoenix Rising. Usually it’s the other team making the challenge, but today it’s us seeing if they’re man enough to face us in the ring again at Maximum Carnage.
RS: I like that name Maximum Carnage. It sounds like the show’s going to have as much destruction as possible. So, let’s turn up the mayhem a notch. We want you jabronis in a tables match.
The crowd pops and Woman has a microphone in the ring.
Woman: You two know better than try to make decisions for yourself without Missy Hyatt pulling your strings. You two are exactly as stupid as you look, maybe more so. Here is something that might surprise you. I admit you two are better wrestlers than these two…
She points back at Butcher and Blade, who seem a little off put.Woman: But, if you want a war. If you truly want maximum carnage. If you want to see who can put who through a table. Then I’ll take the Butcher and the Blade over you two in a real fight any day.
Commercial
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Strike Force (Tito Santana and Rick Martel) with Randy Savage vs. Midnight Express (Bobby Eaton and Stan Lane) with Steve Austin
Referee: Joey Marella
Austin and Savage jaw at each other the whole time from opposite sides of the ring. Austin has shaved his goatee, a scraggly beard is coming in and it looks like he’s letting his hair grow back in.
Eaton and Santana start. A crisscross sequence ends with a standing monkey flip by Tito. Bobby rushes up into a dropkick. Santana flies to the top rope and comes off with a clothesline as Eaton stands. He rolls to the apron and Austin barks at Santana to back off. He grabs Eaton and marches him to the corner to tag Martel. Double shortarm whip into a double back elbow puts Eaton down. Martel pulls him up for a crisscross. A leapfrog on the first pass, a backdrop on the second pass. Martel works Eaton over until he falls into his own corner and Lane tags himself in. He locks up with Martel and whips him into the ropes. Leapfrog by Lane on the first pass. He goes for a backdrop on the second, but Martel gets a sunset flip. Lane breaks by bringing his legs together on Rick’s head. They roll up to standing positions and Martel walks into a crescent kick. He pulls Martel up and whips him to the corner and charges, but Martel leaps backwards over Lane to avoid him and runs to the opposite corner. Lane turns and follows to take a turning crossbody for a two count. Eaton runs in. Santana runs in to take him on. The heels whip the faces into each other, but they do-si-do and come out with stereo cross bodies. Santana and Eaton go to the floor. Martel gets a flash small package, but Lane turns it over and Austin holds Martel’s foot from the floor so he can’t roll it back over.
WINNERS: Midnight Express by pinfallAll six men brawl after the match. Everyone winds up on the floor, except Savage. He comes off the top turnbuckle to the outside with a diving elbow smash that wipes out everyone. Savage comes off the pile and goes to the commentary position.
RS: Steve Austin, you want to talk about old school WCW. I watched some old school WCW because I was having a hard time falling asleep, oh yeah. And I saw a real nightmare for you. Something called Great American Bash 1991.
Austin starts screaming ‘no.’
RS: Oh yeah! A little something called a scaffold match.
Austin gets a microphone at ringside.
SA: Oh hell no! If you think we’re going to climb up that 30 foot monstrosity and risk our careers you’re a dumb sumbitch.
Martel and Santana are over at the desk now and Rick speaks. RM: Austin, I know you were holding my foot from the outside. I could feel it. I want you next week and if we win, we get the scaffold match for a six man at Maximum Carnage. If you win, your side can choose the stipulation.
SA: You’re on, Little Ricky. If you want to see that match next week give me a hell ye…you know what, I don’t give a damn what this crowd thinks.
Commercial
vs. vs.
Shawn Michaels vs. Paul Diamond vs. Tommy Rogers
Referee: Aubrey Edwards
All seconds are not at ringside, but Diamond does have Fuller. Diamond tries to get Michaels and Rogers to fight each other, but they say ‘nah,’ and go after Diamond, double whip into the ropes and he comes off into stereo superkicks. Michaels goes for the cover, but Rogers takes him off. They argue. Diamond comes up from behind and takes double back elbows. They whip him into the ropes for stereo dropkicks. Rogers covers and Michaels pulls him off. They argue some more. Diamond comes up from behind and they go for tandem spinning back fists, but Diamond ducks and they wind up slamming into each other. They argue. Rogers shoves Michaels. Michaels shoves Rogers. They start brawling. Diamond goes to the floor and Fuller keeps him out.
They do a crisscross sequence that ends with Michaels grabbing Rogers on a crossbody try and turning it into a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Cover for two. Shawn pulls Rogers up and whips into the ropes, but Tommy hangs onto the ropes and Michaels whiffs on a dropkick. Rogers hits a cartwheel into a superkick as Shawn stands. He covers for two. Tommy pulls Shawn up with a whip to the ropes, but he reverses. He catches him coming off the ropes with a flapjack. Teardrop suplex gets a two count. Michael whips Rogers into the near corner and charges, Tommy sidesteps while going low and rolls up Michaels from behind for one…two…Diamond comes in out of nowhere and rolls Rogers up from behind with a handful of tights for the three count.
WINNER: Paul Diamond via pinfall on Tommy RogersFuller is celebrating like they just won the Super Bowl. Rogers and Michaels begrudgingly shake hands after. We cut to the back.
Andy Kaufman is with Big Bubba Rogers getting him ready for his match with Sting. He has a big plate of hot dogs in front of him.
AK: C’mon, you got to get some quick energy up for your match with Sting and there’s no better way to do that than with Frank-N-Stuff hot dog. With chili or cheese in the middle, they’re good either way.
Rogers shakes his head to the affirmative and stuff dogs into his mouth. Vegas comes up. Kaufman turns angrily toward him.AK: What was that out there tonight? A loss to Jim Duggan of all people. And you didn’t get the job done last week against Sting.
VV: Hey man, you want maximum effort. Try showing me some back. You weren’t out there with me last week, you weren’t out there tonight.
AK: You shouldn’t need me to do your job and do it right. The only reason I’m going out with Big Bubba tonight is because you didn’t take out Sting last week.
VV: Maybe I would have if you were there. Or maybe Bubba and I would be the Southeastern Tag Team Champions right now if you guys weren’t playing grab ass with Sting and Sheamus at A Flair for the Gold.
AK: Excuses. I’m giving you one more chance next week against Big Show. Col. Robert Fuller has asked our help in sending his now former client a message. If you don’t beat him, I’ll just have to review your contract. Let’s see if that brings maximum effort.
VV: Whatever, dude.
A despondent Vegas throws up his hands and walks away.
Commercial
vs. with
Sting vs. Big Bubba Rogers with Andy Kaufman
Referee: Joey Marella
Rogers gets in Sting’s face right away and while they are talking at each other, Rogers lands a surprise right hand. He pounds Sting around the ring. Short arm clothesline puts Sting down. Rogers goes to the bottom rope and poses, looking for Kaufman’s acceptance. However, Sting pops right back up and Rogers turns into him flexing. Rogers comes off the ropes with a rolling roundhouse kick. Kaufman screams from the floor “it’s got to be the hotdogs.” Rogers picks Sting up and rams him back first into the near corner three times, then finishes with a backbreaker. Rogers works Sting over in the corner, but he blocks a right hand and starts coming back. Sting fights his way out, hits a standing dropkick and then comes off the ropes with a leaping clothesline as Rogers stands. He rolls to the floor and confers with Kaufman. Sting jumps over the ropes to land on his feet on the floor. Kaufman gets behind Bubba and tells him to stay back. Rogers charges right into a dropkick on the floor. One handed bulldog on the floor. Sting stalks Kaufman. Bubba attacks Sting from behind and throws him back in the ring.
Rogers works an armwringer. Sting reverses, but Bubba delivers a thumb to the eye with Marella out of position. Whip to the corner and an avalanche. Hiptoss out of the corner. Rogers works a chinlock on the mat. Sting works his way up and breaks with elbows. Into the ropes and Sting runs into a big boot from Bubba and a rising uppercut. Rogers throws Sting to the floor and distracts Marella, so Kaufman can get some kicks in. Sting crawls to the apron and Rogers looks to pull him in, but Sting hits a couple shoulder blocks and then slingshots in for a sunset flip for two. Both men to their feet and Sting lands a standing dropkick. He whips Bubba to the near corner, then to the far corner. Stinger splash. Rogers falls down and Sting gets a moonsault from the second rope. He drags Bubba up into the Scorpion Deathdrop and snaps it off while staring at Kaufman. With Marella fully present, there’s nothing Andy can do to break up the pin.
WINNER: Sting by pinfallCommercial
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CCW Southeastern Heavyweight Title Match
Dave Bautista (c) with Woman vs. “The Man with the Hands of Stone” Ronnie Garvin
Referee: Tommy Young
Referee: Tommy Young
Bautista wants a test of strength and Garvin is down. Dave gets the early advantage, but Ronnie starts coming back and Bautista cuts him off with a kick to the gut. He pounds Garvin around the ring. He gets him in the corner. He hits a chop and woos like Flair. He works several knee lifts into the midsection. Whip to the far corner and Garvin stumbles out into a charging clothesline. Bautista drops the knee and covers for two. He chokes Garvin out on the top rope. Garvin comes back with open hand slaps and then finishes with a big punch. He hooks the head for a DDT, but Dave grabs the ropes to block. He picks up Garvin and brings him out with a reverse atomic drop. Short arm clothesline for two. Bautista pulls him up into a waistlock, but Garvin switches and fires off a bridging German suplex for two. They break off and come up. Ronnie tries to surprise with the reverse stunner Stone Cutter, but Bautista grabs him around and the waist and drives him into the near corner. Garvin fights out. Goes for the Superman punch off the ropes, but Bautista spears him out of mid-air.
WINNERS: Dave BautistaNot satisfied, Bautista hits a Bautista Bomb on Garvin after the bell and is warned by Young. He sets up a second, but Ric Flair runs out. However, Flair is immediately jumped by Butcher and Blade from the back as well. Then the Steiners come out. Woman knowing they don’t have the numbers game now, collects her charges and heads for the back. Flair checks on Garvin and helps him up. They shake hands as we fade.
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Next week on Superstar Saturday
The Fantastics (Bobby Fulton and Tommy Rogers) vs. Adrian Street and Don Muraco with Col. Robert Fuller
Big Show vs. Vinnie Vegas
Six-Man Tag Team Title Match
Powers of Fear (Haku, Barbarian and Warlord) (c) vs. Missy’s Men (Austin Idol, Tommy Rich and Jimmy Snuka) with Missy HyattSteve Austin vs. Rick Martel
Winner picks stipulation for a six-man tag at Maximum Carnage
Ric Flair and Ronnie Garvin vs. The Butcher and the Blade with Woman
CCW Southeastern Heavyweight Title Match
Dave Bautista (c) with Woman vs. Scott Steiner with Missy Hyatt