Post by Joe on Oct 17, 2017 15:35:16 GMT -5
EWW
"Extreme Genesis"
The show starts with Drew Gulak coming out and protesting the conditions of the main event. He says he deserves to be champion, but this main event hardly constitutes a wrestling match, and he despises these bloody thirsty fans for condoning this! Eddie Kingston comes out and tells Gulak to shut his mouth and man up, which Gulak replies that he should come down and make him. We get a little fight, before the rest of the main event crew come out and start brawling before security breaks it up, and the fans are ready to see some intense action later tonight!
Amazing Red vs. "The Virgin Slayer" Shiima Xion
Red manages to overcome the flashy and flamboyant Shiima Xion in a very fast paced contest. Xion took too long up top, looking to hit a Corkscrew Moonsault near the end, which lead to Red delivering his Red Alert (Yoshi Tonic) to seal the three count victory in the first match in EWW history!
"The Dirty Daddy" Chris Dickinson vs. Justice Pain
Pain is a very tough customer, but Dickinson is very talented, hard hitting, and has a bad mean streak. Dickinson would end up kicking out of Justice Pain's finisher, the Pain Thriller, to the shock of many. Dickinson would end up hitting his own devastating finisher, the Brain Eater, to get the win.
Dickinson would get on the mic and basically call out everybody in the main event, calling them drunks, cokeheads, and losers, and says he is the rawest and realest in the wrestling business, and he's putting everybody on notice.
Jack Evans vs. Sonjay Dutt
Another spotty match here, but this one had some coordination issues. That's why they call it high risk, though, and it kind of killed it for the crowd near the middle when Dutt slipped off the ropes for a second time. Evans would also over shoot Dutt on a dive, making for not very satisfying impact. Dutt's finisher, the Moon Stomp, is always a crowd favorite, though, and Dutt used it tonight to pick up an awkward victory.
Reckless Youth vs. "The Star Destroyer" Biff Busick
Reckless Youth played mind games throughout, riling up the hostile Biff Busick. Busick would let his aggression get the better of him, going in over zealously to make something happen against a very crafty opponent. Youth would end up coming off the middle turnbuckle with a Cutter, followed by locking in a painful looking Stretch Plum to get the submission win.
Busick was visibly very upset with himself, threatening the fans as he left, while Youth mocked him and paraded in the ring as the victor.
"The Canadian Cyborg" Tyson Dux vs. Delirious
Delirious is always a wild card, and made the veteran Dux think a lot about how to try to approach him throughout. Both of these guys are very talented, which showed from their creative technical exchanges that had these fans on their feet near the end, wondering who would land the big blow that would finally end it. Delirious would devastate Dux with some Running Knees in the corner, then took Dux down into a Cobra Stretch in the middle of the ring, wrenching him backwards and getting an impressive submission win.
Delirious would run around the ring and through the crowd, babbling and jumping in celebration as he has solidified himself as a top fan favorite here in EWW.
ACH vs. Trevor Lee
Another match that saw a little miscommunication issues, but this wasn't as bad, and the action was, frankly, a lot more compelling and spirited. These two laid a lot on the line, as they played a respectable game of human chess, high risk as it may be. Lee was bigger and tried to use his power and tenacity to overcome ACH, but the offense and defense of ACH can not be underestimated or ignored. ACH has a lot of tools in the arsenal, and reversed an Orange Crush attempted with a DDT, followed by a Brainbuster, rolled and then turned into a huge Fisherman's Buster to absolutely obliterate Trevor Lee and keep him down for the three count.
ACH got huge chants after this match as he took his bow on the turnbuckles.
"The Buzzsaw" BJ Whitmer vs. Super Dragon
We had a big time heavyweight showdown here, as neither of these men wanted to show the other respect. Hard hits ensued, and it spilled out onto the floor and into the crowd, as chairs got involved and both men were out to maim one another. Whitmer thought he had the match would with a Regal Plex once back in the ring, but Super Dragon kicked out. Whitmer loaded up and went looking for a big Lariat, but Dragon ducked it and hit a Uranage Suplex, followed by a Half Nelson Suplex. Dragon would then come off the top and hit a Double Stomp, but Whitmer kicked out somehow! Dragon would deliver a Curb Stomp, followed by his NASTY Psycho Driver finisher, and Whitmer couldn't answer that. It was all over, and Super Dragon silently and very lethally accepts victory.
EWW Heavyweight Championship Match
Six Man Elimination Hardcore Cell Match
"The Notorious 187" Homicide vs. Jimmy Jacobs vs. "Psycho Shooter" Drake Younger vs. Drew Gulak vs. The Messiah vs. "The War King" Eddie Kingston
What a daunting match we had here to crown the first Heavyweight champion in EWW history. A cage wrapped around the outside of the ring, with tables, chairs, and thumbtacks lining the outside of the ring. A barbed wire basewell bat, a Singapore cain, and a staple gun all hung from the side of the cage. This was a nightmare scenario for most. The match itself was as vicious as you might expect. The first elimination came after Eddie Kingston delivered Backfist to the Future to Drew Gulak, who fell off the apron onto thumbtacks on the floor, followed by Messiah leaping from the top rope onto him with a Frog Splash to pin him on the outside!
The next elimination came after Jimmy Jacobs scaled the ropes trying to come down on Drake Younger on the inside, only to have The Messiah grab him and hit a Burning Hammer on off the apron through a table! The Messiah eliminated Jacobs via pinfall, making two eliminations for him! The Messiah would be the next man eliminated, however, as Homicide blasted him in the back with the barbed wire bat and then hit a Powerbomb onto the thumbtacks on the outside to get the elimination!
Eddie Kingston looked to try to eliminate Drake Younger on the inside as all of that happened, trying to deliver his Backfist to Drake, only to get hit with an Exploder Suplex onto a chair! Younger would pick up Kingston and hoist him up, dropping him with a Fire Thunder Driver to get the pinfall and elimination!
Homicide and Drake Younger are the last two men left, and both men favor the Kudo Driver for a finisher. These two would exchange many big blows, as things got nasty for awhile. Homicide would try to torture Younger, bashing him with the barbed wire bat and stapling his forehead with the staple gun! Homicide would attempt to deliver his Cop Killer (Kudo Driver) onto a chair to end Younger, but Younger would reverse it and hit a German Suplex on Homicide on the chair! Homicide would roll to the apron and Younger would follow him over, bleeding from everywhere in a truly horrid sight. Younger, like a mad man, would hoist Homicide up and plant him off the apron and through a table with his DRAKE'S LANDING (KUDO DRIVER), SMASHING HOMICIDE INTO OBLIVION!
Younger would manage to get the cover and get the three count, and Drake Younger is the first ever Extreme Wrestling Warriors Heavyweight champion!
Though, he really doesn't look like it. He is on his knees, belt over his shoulder, and has a mic, bleeding profusely. He says he will give all he has to prove he is the best, and give all every night he steps into this God damn ring for these fans, and gets a huge ovation from the crowd here in Philadelphia as they have a new hero to be proud of tonight.