The Titans of Grand Prix (December 16, 2015)

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Atlantic Grand Prix Wrestling presents

Part 1 of 2
of a special 3-hour edition of


The Titans of Grand Prix


Wednesday, December 16, 2015
From the Air Canada Centre in Toronto, Ontario
Live Attendance: 15 725


Featuring the Ringside Commentary Teams of
Ed Whalen and Vampiro (English)
Marc Blondin and René Goulet (Français)

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VS.

Rhino vs. Rusev

Tonight’s special 3-hour edition of The Titans of Grand Prix kicks off with a match between Rusev and Rhino. Before Rhino enters the arena, Rusev and Prince Nana take a few moments to cut a promo on how horrible America is. Rusev claims to be happy to have left America, the toilet bowl of the Americas, and he calls Kurt Angle the biggest lump of shit in it. Now, he will have the pleasure of crushing another filthy American, the “Man-Beast” Rhino. After Rhino makes his entrance and the instant after the bell rings, Kurt Angle’s entrance music hits and he comes down to join the commentary team of Ed Whalen and Vampiro. Angle’s presence at the commentary booth serves as a major distraction to Rusev. Before engaging with Rhino, he wastes a ton of time shouting at Angle. Then, periodically during the match, he will take his eye off of Rhino and focus on Angle. When Rusev is poised to win – following a swinging side slam – instead of quickly applying the Accolade, he points at Angle and screams at him about how his fate is to be just like Rhino. Angle has heard enough, so he stands up and shouts at him to put his focus back on his opponent, which only draws Rusev’s attention that much more. Rusev is half way through the ropes, when Prince Nana gets in his way and urges him to finish off Rhino. Unfortunately for him, Rhino has already recovered. He charges at him, going for the GORE! GORE! GORE! but Rusev knocks him out with a quick jumping side kick and then finally locks him in the Accolade. Rusev wins by submission.

Angle signs off on commentary by saying that he looks forward to his AGPW debut at War on the East Coast, which he will dedicate to the people of the United States of America. Angle gets up to leave and as he is walking by the ring, Rusev shouts something about disrespect at him and then jumps out of the ring and attacks him Rusev throws him into the guardrail and then picks up a portion of the steel ring steps and drives them into Angle’s back three times. Finally, he and Prince Nana leave as AGPW officials come rushing down to the scene.

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VS.

Bayley vs. Jazz

Bayley has her first big test inside of an AGPW ring as she is stepping into the ring against the baddest bitch on the planet, Jazz. Bayley is the strong fan favourite, but she goes into an early hole, with Jazz delivering her powerful offense. When Jazz goes for the Jazz Stinger, Bayley manages to brush her arms away and take her down with a running double axehandle smash, then another and another. Bayley sends Jazz into the corner and executes a running back elbow smash and then tries to execute the Bayley-to-Belly suplex, but Jazz blocks it and executes a side belly-to-belly suplex of her own. She pins, but Bayley kicks out. Jazz goes to pick up Bayley, who catches her off guard by executing an exploder suplex on her! She drags Jazz into position and climbs the turnbuckle, where she attempts, but misses a moonsault. After that, Jazz puts her in the Bitch Clamp to get the win.

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Bailey is seen walking down a backstage hallway. She looks dejected after having suffered her first loss. She walks right into the Beautiful People, who once again begin their bullying routine. They treat Bayley like crap for walking into their hallway and make fun of her for losing her match. Bayley looks like she’s on the verge of tears, when Sexy Star shows up on the scene and tells the Beautiful People to get lost. They threaten to make mincemeat out of her, but the threats don’t work on Sexy Star. Although clearly outnumbered, she stands her ground, showing no fear. The Beautiful People decide to leave, but not before telling Sexy Star to watch her back. She responds by challenging one of them to a match tonight. They accept. Later on, Sexy Star will face Velvet Sky.

Earlier today, the self-proclaimed "King of Cuteville," Tyler Breeze, was on location in downtown Toronto for Toronto Fashion Week. He's reporting from the runway, as Canada's top fashion designers introduce their 2016 collections. We get a short montage of Breeze approving or disapproving of some of next year's "hottest" items and cuts, as well as universally panning the models for failing to be super good looking. We'll get more from Tyler Breeze at Fashion Week in Toronto later in the show.

Jeremy Borash is standing by with Cesaro and Dean Malenko to get a few words about their Best of Seven series from both of them. The series is tied at three wins each, forcing a final seventh match to determine who will get the first AGPW International Heavyweight Championship title match of 2016. They are both very cordial, heaping words of respect onto each other. However, they also both claim that they will win the match. When it seems like tempers might boil over, International Heavyweight Champion Samoa Joe arrives on the scene to defuse the situation. He says that he would be honoured to defend his title against either one of them, but first he has to beat "Nature Boy" Ric Flair at War on the East Coast to not only retain his title but also become the Mash-Up World Heavyweight Championship. He segues that into an appeal for a couple of tag team partners for his 6-man tag team match against the Mount Rishmore of Wrestling, saying that he needs to best men on his side. To seal the deal, if they help him out tonight, he offers to upgrade the Best of Seven prize to a World Heavyweight Championship match after he beats Flair on Sunday. Both Cesaro and Dean Malenko like the sound of that and agree to team up with him in tonight's main event.

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Mad Dog & Butcher Vachon come down to the ring and cut a promo about the struggles they've had since coming to AGPW two months ago. It seems like every time they enter the ring, they're being cheated out of a victory. That stops now. They want retribution against the teams that have screwed them over, so they call out the Rougeaus or "Killer" Karl Krupp and Leo Burke to come have a good old fashioned fight, right now! Unfortunately for them, both teams emerge and come to the ring. It looks like it is going to be a 4-on-2 fight until Yoshihiro Tajiri and Owen Hart, who have both had their own problems with Krupp, Burke or the Rougeaus, come to the ring to even the score. A brawl ensues. For a few short minutes, all eight men are duking it out inside and out of the ring until officials can break things up. Just as the brawl is finally contained, Earthquake shows up and plows through some officials to push Hart into the corner and then squash him into the turnbuckle with a body splash. He takes a microphone and tells us that he has a scheduled match with Hart and it starts now.

VS.

Owen Hart vs. Earthquake

Hart struggles to get up and Earthquake takes full advantage of the situation to cause him plenty of damage. He works quickly with a few hard power moves and tries to finish him off quickly with an Earthquake Splash, but Hart rolls out of the way. He goes all of the way to the floor to gain some separation and try to recover. Earthquake goes to the outside and tries to send Hart into the guardrail, but he reverses the Irish whip and then gives him a running dropkick. Hart returns to the ring and Earthquake follows a few seconds later. Hart mounts a comeback that culminates with a leg-feed enzuigiri kick. Earthquake manages to just get a shoulder up on the pinfall attempt. Hart attempts to put the 400+ pounder in the sharpshooter, but he can’t turn him over and eventually gets kicked away. After a spinning heel kick, Hart climbs the turnbuckle to attempt a moonsault, but Earthquake moves. After that, he gives Hart an Earthquake Splash to get the win.

However, Earthquake isn’t done there. He decides to go for another one, but the Acadian Giant saves him by tripping him up. He pulls him out to the floor and sets him up for a chokeslam, but the Fabulous Rougeaus return and attack him. After knocking the Acadian Giant down, they talk Earthquake into finishing what he planned to do to Hart. Suddenly, Tajiri and the Vachons are back, and then Krupp and Burke return. A big 10-man brawl ensues and drags on into the commercial break. When the broadcast comes back, the brawl has ended, and Vampiro announces that a big 10-man tag team match has been added to the card for War on the East Coast! The Acadian Giant, Owen Hart, Yoshirio Tajiri and Mad Dog & Butcher Vachon will go to war with the Canadian Earthquake, “Killer” Karl Krupp, Leo Burke, Jacques & Raymond Rougeau!

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Pentagon Jr. vs. Chi Chi Cruz

Pentagon Jr. has been sacrificing his opponents to his master since he entered AGPW. In November, he put both Sho Funaki and Taka Michinoku on the shelf and forced them to retire from the territory. Last week, jobber extraordinaire Barry Horowitz had his arm brutalized. This week, legendary Canadian jobber Chi Chi Cruz attempts to survive an encounter with the very dangerous Pentagon Jr. He fares better than Horowitz did last week, but his time controlling the match is short-lived. Pentagon Jr. has no fear and seems to feed off of the fear of his opponents. Pentagon Jr. toys with Cruz and as it becomes clear that he doesn’t stand a chance, a lucky desperation dropkick allows him to escape under the ropes and head for the exit. However, Pentagon Jr. isn’t happy to let his victim escape. He makes chase and catches up to Cruz. The match officially ends in a double countout, but Pentagon Jr. is the winner of the unofficial battle that he instigates in the entrance aisle, which ends with Cruz receiving a Pentagon Driver on the arena floor, followed by his arm getting ripped out of its socket!

Cero Miedo!

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VS.

Rey Mysterio Jr. & Ultimo Dragon vs. Bret Hart & Chris Jericho

This tag team grudge is a preview of what is to come at War on the East Coast when these two tag teams enter the ring, along with Edge & Christian and the reigning North American Tag Team Champions, Ted DiBiase & Alberto El Patron, in a Tables, Ladders & Chairs Match! Over the past couple of weeks, we’ve seen Rey Mysterio Jr. defeat Bret “The Hitman” Hart as well as Ultimo Dragon beat Chris Jericho in singles competition. Although they both picked up surprise victories against Hart and Jericho, Mysterio & Ultimo Dragon have ended up battered and bruised at the end of it. Hart and Jericho always ended up leaving the ring standing, while Mysterio and Ultimo Dragon – as well as Edge & Christian – were knocked out.

This contest lives up to hype. While the Hitman isn’t versed in lucha libre, he blends in seamlessly with the other three who are (see Jericho’s time in CMLL as Corazon de Leon). Hart is able to keep pace when necessary and also slows things down to help pace the fast action. Hart works on Mysterio’s leg with seated senton drops across his knees, kneebreakers and knee wrenches among other things. When Jericho is tagged into the ring, he focuses his attack on Mysterio’s back, giving him elbow drops to the lower back, a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, double underhook backbreaker and a backbreaker submission. Hart comes in and works through his familiar end game sequence with a pendulum backbreaker, an atomic drop and a Russian legsweep. However, when he goes for the elbow drop from the second rope, Mysterio rolls out of the way. He crawls towards his corner. Hart drags him away, but when he picks him up, Mysterio gets him in a small package for a long 2-count. Then, Mysterio ducks a clothesline and executes a hurricanrana with a cradle. 1…2… kick out!

Mysterio crawls to his corner. Hart catches his foot, but then Mysterio kicks him away and makes the hot tag. Hart also tags out. Jericho charges in and gets flung around with some Japanese arm drags and an enzuigiri kick. Hart comes at him, but reverses the Dragon Combo of kicks. Ultimo Dragon picks up Jericho and goes for a vertical suplex, but he slides down behind and executes a bridging German suplex! 1…2.. kick out! Jericho picks him up and lays into him with some chops and a straight kick to the abdomine. He runs to the ropes, but gets taken down with a hurricanrana. Ultimo Dragon makes the tag to Mysterio and then grabs Jericho and gives him a running Dragon Bomb, which Mysterio follows with a frog splash! 1…2… Hart makes the save. He ends up slugging it out with Ultimo Dragon.

Meanwhile, Mysterio gets Jericho hung on the middle rope. He goes for the 619, but Jericho moves out of the way. Mysterio ends up standing on the apron, but gets a corner springboard dropkick from Jericho that sends him to the floor. Outside of the ring, Ultimo Dragon gives Hart an Asai moonsault! Jericho goes to the outside and gives Mysterio a bunch of chops before whipping into the steel ring steps! Ultimo Dragon comes to attack him. Jericho complains to the referee, drawing him out of the ring to get Ultimo Dragon off of the legal man. Jericho goes to pick up Mysterio, but gets shoves into the barricade. Taking advantage of the referee distraction, Jericho grabs the ring bell and hits Mysterio over the head with it when he goes to pull him off of the barricade. He takes rolls Mysterio back into the ring, gives him a Codebreaker and pins him. 1…2…3! Bret Hart and Chris Jericho get the win, but not without using a foreign object.

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Atlantic Grand Prix Wrestling presents

Part 2 of 2
of a special 3-hour edition of


The Titans of Grand Prix


Wednesday, December 16, 2015
From the Air Canada Centre in Toronto, Ontario
Live Attendance: 15 725


Featuring the Ringside Commentary Teams of
Ed Whalen and Vampiro (English)
Marc Blondin and René Goulet (Français)

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A big stretch limo arrives in the loading bay area of the arena. When the door opens, out steps the Mash-Up World Heavyweight Champion, “Nature Boy” Ric Flair; the WWE Heavyweight Champion, Gino Hernandez; the BCCW Lightweight Champion, Adam Cole; and Cole’s valet, Sable. SoCal Val approaches the group to get an interview. They are laughing it up and Flair tells us that this limo, which will take them to the Hyatt after the show, is filled with twenty of Toronto’s most beautiful women who are just dying for him to come back and go “Wooo!” all night long! However, they will have to wait until after the Mount Rushmore of Wrestling takes Samoa Joe back down to Earth, even if it takes them all night. And Flair knows he’ll get the job done because he’s the best conditioned athlete in the sport today. Val seeks a comment from the group about Joe’s partners for the evening, informing them that he will be teaming up with Dean Malenko and Cesaro. Adam Cole laughs at Joe’s choice of partners, saying that they haven’t the slightest clue how in over their heads they will be when they step into the ring with Adam Cole, baby! Gino Hernandez says that there is not a single wrestler on the other time that compares to him because he has accomplished greater sporting feats this year and has more raw athletic talent than Sports Illustrated’s Sportsperson of the Year, Serena Williams, and more natural sex appeal than People Magazine’s Sexiest Man of the Year, David Beckham and he promises that once he’s finished in the ring tonight, Canada will finally know what it has been missing out on all of these years! With the Nature Boy, the Panama City Playboy and the Handsome Half-Breed in the house, expect the roof to get blown off the top of the ACC tonight – Woooo!

We go back to Tyler Breeze who is attending Fashion Week in Toronto. This time he's on the red carpet for tonight's biggest fashion show gala. He's generally unimpressed with all of the guests for their poor looks and sense of style, until he sees one man he thinks has the "IT" factor that everyone is missing. When he asks to interview him, we learn that he it is Rick "The Model" Martel. Breeze likes his cologne. Martel reveals that he is wearing his own fragrance, which he calls "Arrogance." He gets out a cologne sprayer and sprays some into the air for Breeze to smell. Breeze adores it. However, just then, a commotion can be heard off camera. Breeze and Martel wonder what is going on, when suddenly, the Cuban Assassin comes charging into the camera shot and spears Breeze through the red carpet backdrop! When he gets up, the Cuban Assassin screams like a madman and then leaves just as soon as he came. Martel turns his attention to Breeze, who appears to be knocked out. Fashion Week staffers and medical professionals gather around to check on him. Will there be another report from Fashion Week in Toronto in the final hour of our show? It appears doubtful.

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VS.

Sexy Star vs. Velvet Sky

Last week, Madison Rayne of the Beautiful People made her AGPW debut in a match against Sexy Star. It did not go quite as planned. Sexy Star won the match, which was a shocking result for the girls from Mi Pi Sexy. This week, Velvet Sky tries her luck with the luchadora who fights for women everywhere. Earlier in the show, she defended Bayley from the bullying and taunting of the Beautiful People, which set up this match. After a few minutes of in which the offense is very even, Sexy Star gives Sky tilt-a-whirl headscissors that take her out to the ring apron. Then, she knocks her off of the apron with a jump kick to the side of the head. Angelina Love and Madison Rayne shield Velvet and help her up, so Sexy Star decides to take them all out with a running corner springboard plancha! After Sexy Star tosses Sky back into the ring, Love and Rayne grab her and throw her into the guardrail and then quickly disperse. Sexy Star barely escapes getting counted out, but she ends up on the defensive as Velvet Sky takes control of the match. When Velvet Sky looks to finish her off with In Yo Face (a sit-out pedigree facebuster), Sky breaks free, sweeps her legs and pins with a bridge. Velvet Sky kicks out and goes for a clothesline, but Sexy Star ducks it and hits her with a superkick! She pins. 1…2…3! Sexy Star wins! However, this time, she doesn’t escape a post-match attack from the Beautiful People. Their attack doesn’t last very long, as Bayley makes the surprising save, running out and giving Love and Rayne each a Bayley-to-Belly suplex. Bayley is cheered as she celebrates with Sexy Star. Later in the show, Ed Whalen reveals that a tag team match between the Beautiful People and the team of Sexy Star and Bayley will take place at War on the East Coast.

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The hometown heroes are here and they receive the biggest pop of the night. Toronto, the biggest city in Canada, is derogatorily referred to as the Centre of the Universe throughout the rest of the country. Trish Stratus, Edge and Chistian took ownership of that name and have turned it into a positive term of endearment for their hometown. It’s all about taking pride in where you come from and they are proud to be here in the Air Canada Centre in Toronto, Ontario! After having a love-in with their hometown fans and talking about how Stratus will once again defeat Chyna, and Edge and Christian will become the North American Tag Team Champions, at War on the East Coast, the party is interrupted by another native of the 6ix (thank you for coining that one, Drake).

Gail Kim arrives on the scene to rain on their parade. She calls them all poor representatives of Toronto – a disgraceful band of losers – and earns scorn from the fans for criticizing them for not supporting their next great Women’s Champion. Kim says that she’ll prove to everyone in the building that she is Toronto’s #1 wrestler by challenging the Centre of the Universe to a mixed tag team match, right now! Stratus, Edge and Christian accept Kim’s challenge and then she reveals her tag team partners for the evening – “Million Dollar Man” Ted DiBiase and Alberto El Patron, who announce that they are only too happy to help Kim embarrass the Centre of the Universe in its own backyard.

w/ VS. w/
6-Person Tag Team Match
Gail Kim, Ted DiBiase & Alberto El Patron w/ Chyna vs. Trish Stratus, Edge & Christian w/ Charlotte Flair

Early into this match, AGPW Women’s Champion Charlotte Flair comes down to the ring to support the Center of the Universe, as their opponent have Virgil and Chyna at ringside. Stratus, Edge and Christian take the early advantage in the match, but a referee distraction sees him miss Christian making a tag to Stratus, which allows DiBiase and El Patron to give him a double belly-to-back suplex to take control of the match. DiBiase picks up Christian and gives him a vertical suplex and pins him for a 2-count. Then, he gives him a snap mare and a kick to the spine followed by a ton of stomps, multiple elbow drops and then his patented delayed fist drop. 1…2… kick out! DiBiase brings Christian into the corner and tags El Patron. He gives Christian a snap mare out of the corner and El Patron gives him a slingshot senton bomb. He covers for a 2-count. El Patron focuses his attack on Christian's arm. Eventually, he whips Christian into the corner and charges in, but gets a back kick and then a corner springboard sunset flip. 1…2… kick out! El Patron quickly retakes the advantage by giving Christian a step-up enzuigiri kick.

A few minutes later, DiBiase puts Christian on the top turnbuckle and climbs up for a superlex, but Christian knocks him down to the mat and then gives him a diving crossbody. He holds it for a lateral press. 1…2.. kick out. DiBiase goes for a clothesline, but Christian reverses it with an inverted facelock backbreaker! He crawls over and makes the hot tag. Edge comes in and cleans house with clotheslines for DiBiase and El Patron, a big boot for DiBiase, a spinning heel kick for El Patron, a flapjack for DiBiase and a Russian legsweep for El Patron. However, his momentum is stopped when Kim gives him a diving hurricanrana. Kim points at him and talks trash. Edge gets up and stares at her, which leaves him wide open for DiBiase to put him in the Million Dollar Dream! Christian comes in and breaks it up, and then gets attacked by El Patron and they end up brawling outside of the ring. Meanwhile, Stratus tried to get into the ring, but the referee stopped her. He gets caught between trying to keep Stratus on the ring apron and telling Kim to get back to her corner. Edge picks up DiBiase and sets up for an implant DDT, but lets him go when he sees Virgil entering the ring. He gives Virgil a spear! However, when he gets up, Chyna is there to kick him in the crotch! Flair hops into the ring and nails Chyna with a running big boot, but then Kim grabs her from behind and throws her over the top rope. Meanwhile, Edge manages to crawl over to his corner to tag Stratus, automatically making Kim the legal person on her team. Stratus charges at her and Kim leaves the ring. Stratus chases her around the ring Virgil and DiBiase distract the referee as Kim runs back into the ring, leading Stratus right into a nasty lariat from Chyna! She goes heads outside of the ring to brawl with Charlotte, while El Patron pulls Edge off of the ring apron and throws him into the barricade. Kim picks up Stratus and gives her Eat Defeat! 1…2…3! Gail Kim wins the match for her team, and Toronto’s least favourite hometown wrestler gets bragging rights over its favourite hometown wrestlers.

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VS.

Cuban Assassin vs. Tyler Breeze

This is an impromptu match that begins after Tyler Breeze makes a surprise entrance in the arena. He takes the microphone and calls out the Cuban Assassin, saying that Cuban Assassin’s disgraceful actions earlier tonight at Fashion Week in Toronto have caused the entire event to be shut down! Now, he’s back in the arena to get payback for what he has done, not only to Breeze, but also to the poor princes and princess that make Fashion Week the most important week of the year! Cuban Assassin shows up and the match gets underway. Breeze is showing an evil streak that we haven’t seen before. He routinely ignores the referee to choke out the Cuban Assassin and pummel him with closed fists and hard kicks up to the count of four. He flirts with disqualification a number of times. However, Breeze makes the mistake of going for a frog splash. He lands on Cuban Assassin’s knees. Cuban Assassin mounts a comeback. He draws a long 2-count off of a superplex. Cuban Assassin sets up for a spear. While the referee checks on Breeze, Rick “The Model” Martel hops the guardrail, climbs on the ring apron, turns Cuban Assassin around and sprays Arrogance in his eyes! Cuban Assassin has been blinded and he stumbles right into a Beauty Shot! 1…2…3! Tyler Breeze steals the victory.

Martel jumps into the ring to help him celebrate. Then, he takes a microphone and gives a speech, presenting AGPW’s gracious Fashion Week reporter, “Prince Pretty” Tyler Breeze, his very own glass bottle of Arrogance cologne. Breeze puts a couple of dabs on his neck and then, upon seeing Cuban Assassin using the ropes to get to his feet, walks over and smashes the bottle of cologne over his head. Breeze and Martel start putting the boots to Havana’s favourite murderer, until…

… the face of Dude Love appears on the jumbotron. He says that Fashion Week in Toronto is back on because this cool cat is the snazziest dresser in the whole land. This super good looking dude, who gets all of the ladies, thinks that the two fashion faux-pas in the ring need to be shown a thing or two about how to get down – Owwww! Have mercy! Suddenly, Dude Love struts down to the ring. Breeze and Martel jump out of the ring to greet him with their fists, but the Dude takes care of business, slamming both of them into various steel objects. He gives them both some Sweet Shin Music!

After the commercial break, Dude Love runs into AGPW Commissioner Billy Two Rivers, who is headed to the ring for a contract signing. However, he takes a moment to compliment Dude Love on what he did to Tyler Breeze and Rick Martel. The Dude says they had it coming to them. Two Rivers thinks that this won’t be the end of Breeze and Martel acting like brats in AGPW or in BCCW, which is where Martel is a contracted performer. Knowing that Dude Love is a personal friend of BCCW Commissioner Mick Foley, he asks him to get in touch with the Commissioner to find out if it is alright with him to have Dude Love and Cuban Assassin join together as a team against Tyler Breeze and Rick Martel at War on the East Coast, which will be in the Broken City. He says that he’d like to work with Foley to help him out with his problems and if he accepts, then AGPW will return the favour anytime he needs it. Dude Love says he loves the idea and tells him that Commissioner Foley will be in touch. Owwww! Have mercy!

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Uh-oh! The ring is set up for a contract signing, one of professional wrestling’s most overused plot devices. These things almost always end poorly, yet territory presidents, general managers and commissioners keep coming back to them time after time. Commissioner Billy Two Rivers couldn’t have picked a worse pair for which to have do a live contract signing. The last time “Macho Man” Randy Savage and “The Animal” Batista were in the same building, they brawled all over the arena. At that time, Two Rivers decided he had seen enough of their constant brawling and ordered up one final brawl to end it all. At War on the East Coast, Savage and Batista will face off one more time in a Falls Count Anywhere Match! There is an extra-long table in the ring and there are AGPW officials and ACC arena security personnel surrounding the ring. Batista and Sensational Queen Sherri come to the ring first. Savage comes out next and one can tell that he’s doing everything he can not to jump across the table.

Savage speaks first, saying that he knows that Sherri loves it when he lets the Madness take over, so he’s going to give her what she wants, only this time it won’t be working for her, it will be working against her. No animal can survive in the madness. Batista is going to drown in it and Sherri will only have herself to blame. With that being said, Savage signs the contract.

Next, Sherri and Batista take turns speaking. Sherri says that the War on the East Coast will be Savage’s final battle. The war will be won because the Sensational Queen always gets what she wants. Batista says that he’s going to show the Macho Man that the madness of an animal unleashed is the kind of madness that Savage has never experience. It is greater than any force he has ever known. Savage has never seen this animal unchained, but it is going to happen at War on the East Coast, and when Batista is free to do whatever he wants, there will be no stopping him. He will maul the Macho Man and pummel him to within an inch of his life if that is what it takes to win. Batista promises to ride the world of Macho Madness once and for all.

Right on cue, Savage removes his sunglasses. His eyes are bulging right out of their sockets. As soon as Sherri and Batista finish signing the contract, Savage hops onto the table, runs across it and takes Batista down with a diving Lou Thesz Press! Savage is pummel away on Batista, but security personnel pull him off and move him to the far side of the ring. When Batista gets up, he throws AGPW officials aside and jumps through the ring of security men surrounding the Macho Man. He knocks Savage around and then military press slams him from the ring out to the floor! Batista is going to attack, but a number of security men shield Savage. He gets up, pushes them aside and pulls Batista off of the ring apron. He knocks Batista’s head off of the ring post and then goes to whip him into the steps, but Batista reverses it. Commissioner Two Rivers calls for back up from the locker room and some of the guys from the locker room – Johnny Devine, Justin Gabriel, Kurt Angle, Matt Sydal, Pentagon Jr., Petey Williams, Rey Mysterio Jr., Rhino, the Rougeaus, Test and Ultimo Dragon – come down with more arena security and they are finally able to separate Savage and Batista. What will finally happen when there is no one standing in their way? Tune into War on the East Coast to find out!

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VS.
6-Man Tag Team Match
Ric Flair, Gino Hernandez & Adam Cole vs. Samoa Joe, Dean Malenko & Cesaro

Tonight’s main event is finally here. This match is notable for being the first AGPW appearance of the Mount Rushmore of Wrestling. However, that’s really secondary to the fact that it’s a mini-preview of what we will get in the main event of War on the East Coast when Ric Flair faces Samoa Joe with the winner taking the Mash-Up World Heavyweight Championship and the AGPW International Heavyweight Championship titles. However, as fate would have it, Flair and Joe would never truly lock up in this battle (meaning you need to order the pay-per-view to see them go at it). Only twice were they both the legal men in the ring and both times, Flair would be tagged in while Joe was lying flat on his back. Surprisingly, Samoa Joe ends up playing the face-in-peril during the middle portion of the match, which was set up by Joe taking back-to-back superkicks on the chin from Gino Hernandez and Adam Cole, and then getting taken off his feet by a diving double axehandle smash from Flair, who successfully climbed the turnbuckle and hit a move for only like the third time in his life. When Flair came into the match as the legal man, with Joe knocked down, he would target Joe’s knees. Hernandez and Cole did the same. They were softening him up for a figure four leglock, which any of them were more than capable of applying.

Joe gets out of the bind when the Handsome Half-Breed whips him into the corner and then spends a little too much time showboating and taunting the crowd before charging at him for an offensive maneuver. Instead, Joe catches him and drops him into the mat with a St-Joe Slam! Joe stumbles out of the corner, but grasps the ropes. As he uses the ropes to slowly get to his feet, Hernandez tags in Cole. He runs over, but Joe has made the hot tag to Cesaro. He comes in and meets Cole with a standing dropkick and then a flurry of European uppercuts. He whips him into the ropes and gives him a big back body drop. Another whip into the ropes and he executes a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. He pins, but Cole kicks out. After some more shots, Cesaro goes for another whip, but Cole reverses it and Cesaro springboards back at him for a corkscrew European uppercut! He tags Malenko and then gives Cole the Cesaro Swing, ending with Malenko giving Cole a basement dropkick while in the swing. He pins him and Cole barely gets a shoulder up. Malenko picks him up and executes a gutwrench powerbomb. Malenko goes to the corner and climbs the turnbuckle. Flair goes over and shoves him off of the top rope. Malenko slams into the barricade on the fall!

Cesaro enters the ring and runs over to knock Flair off of the ring apron with a European uppercut. Hernandez runs over, but gets clotheslined off of the ring apron. Then, Cesaro receives a superkick from Cole! He starts choking out Cesaro. As the referee tries to stop him, only the fans realize that Samoa Joe is standing in the ring, stalking Cole. Once Cole lets go of the chokehold, Joe grabs him and gives him a dragon suplex. Meanwhile, Flair and Hernandez have started to put the boots to Malenko, out on the floor. Joe puts a stop to that with a suicide dive through the ropes! Moments later, Malenko tries to come back into the ring, but Cole cuts him off. He goes for a vertical suplex, but Malenko lands on his feet and then rolls him up for a 2-count. Following an exchange of multiple reversals, Cole knocks Malenko down with a back kick and then hits him with a shining wizard. He pins him. 1…2… kick out! Cole decides to climb the turnbuckle to go for a high risk maneuver, but Malenko gets up and lunges into the ropes. He quickly leaps towards his corner and tags in Samoa Joe, and then slingshots himself out of the ring onto Hernandez! While Flair and Cesaro brawl on the outside, Joe comes in and gives Cole a Muscle Buster! He pins him. 1…2…3! Samoa Joe picks up the pinfall to win the match for his team. Can he do the same thing to Flair to become the Mash-Up World Heavyweight Champion at War on the East Coast? Order the show and tune in to find out!

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This has been a presentation of



Thank you for reading!

[Slade]

Atlantic Grand Prix Wrestling Presents
WAR ON THE EAST COAST
Sunday, December 20, 2015
From the TD Garden in
Boston, MA, USA
Live on Pay-Per-View and on the Mash-Up Wrestling Network


Featuring

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Title vs. Title
Winner Takes All of the Gold
Mash-Up World Heavyweight Championship vs. AGPW International Heavyweight Champion
"Nature Boy" Ric Flair vs. Samoa Joe

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AGPW Women's Championship Title Match
Charlotte Flair vs. Gail Kim

VS.

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North American Tag Team Championship
Tables, Ladders & Chairs Match
Ted DiBiase & Alberto El Patron vs. Edge & Christian vs. Bret Hart & Chris Jericho vs. Rey Mysterio Jr. & Ultimo Dragon

VS.

Falls Count Anywhere Match
"Macho Man" Randy Savage vs. "The Animal" Batista

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Seventh Match of Their Best of Seven Series
Cesaro vs. Dean Malenko

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Special AGPW-BCCW Interpromotional Tag Team Match
Dude Love & Cuban Assassin vs. Tyler Breeze & Rick "The Model" Martel

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Kurt Angle vs. Rusev

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Trish Stratus vs. Chyna

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10-Man Tag Team Match
Owen Hart, Mad Dog Vachon, The Acadian Giant, Butcher Vachon & Yoshihiro Tajiri
vs.
Jacques Rougeau, "Killer" Karl Krupp, The Canadian Earthquake, Leo Burke & Raymond Rougeau


On the War on the East Coast Pre-Show:

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Bayley & Sexy Star vs. The Beautiful People

[rick54]

Throughly enjoyed the three-hour show Slade. I bet the War on the East Coast was great and I am looking forward to the writeup.

[Slade]

Thanks, Rick. I had a lot fun putting together this "go home" show, so I'm glad you enjoyed it. War on the East Coast will drop in the next 2-3 days. It is half written, now. Keep your eyes peeled!