AGPW Dynamite Saturday Night (November 22/14)

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Dynamite Saturday Night
Saturday, November 22, 2014
From the Essar Centre in Sault Ste. Marie, Ontario

Tonight’s Announced Matches

6-Man Tag Team Match
Bret Hart, Lance Storm & Tyson Kidd vs. Ric Flair, Arn Anderson & Tully Blanchard

Rowdy Roddy Piper vs. Magnus vs. Dean Malenko vs. Édouard Carpentier

Lance Storm vs. “Nature Boy” Ric Flair

Tonight’s Broadcast Features the Ringside Commentary Teams of
Ed Whalen and Lord Alfred Hayes (English)
Marc Blondin and René Goulet (Français)

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The following matches took place during the Explosive Pre-Game Show, hosted by Jeremy Borash, SoCal Val and “The Genius” Lanny Poffo, and available exclusively on the Mash-Up Wrestling Network:

First Match: Ivelisse Vélez defeated Rosita by pinfall in a time of 5:42, after executing the Desert Eagle (sunset flip powerbomb).

Second Match: Samoa Joe defeated Johnny Devine by pinfall in a time of 4:05, after executing the Muscle Buster.

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VS.

AJ Lee vs. Natalya Neidhart

Tonight’s show begins with this hotly contested singles match between AJ Lee and Natalya Neidhart. AJ has the hot start, using her speed to employ a hit-and-run game that doesn’t let Natalya get comfortable or establish her game. However, eventually, Natalya clocks AJ with a Natty by Nature clothesline that turns the tide in favour. Natalya using a combination of a technical submission holds and power moves that target AJ’s lower back. She concentrates on softening her up in preparation for the sharpshooter, but when she goes to apply it, AJ pulls her into a small package pin to win the match.

Official Decision: AJ Lee wins by pinfall at 7:10

After winning the match, AJ Lee tries skipping away from the ring, but gets ambushed by Fabulous Moolah, who seeks to get revenge for AJ putting her in the Black Widow, last week. Moolah decks her in the entrance aisle and flings AJ into the guardrails with her patented Moolah Whip. The attack is so nasty that AJ appears to be knocked unconscious and needs help to get backstage.

*Commercial Break 1*

VS.

Lance Cade w/ Jimmy Hart vs. Owen Hart

Lance Cade is in singles action this week. Accompanied by his positivity coach, “The Mouth of the South” Jimmy Hart, who uses his megaphone to give his motivational messages, Cade is out to prove that positive thinking will make him a winner. However, he’s facing a tough opponent in Owen Hart, who has something to prove and who is still fuming over losing the grudge match to end his feud with Kevin Steen. For having lost that match, Hart is banned from using the piledriver from now on. He will break necks no more. Hart comes out of the gates swinging. He takes a page out of Cade’s book, with some Texas styled brawling to start, but then decides to go for a back body drop that Cade counters with a swinging neckbreaker. Cade’s takes over on offense, but when he goes for a superkick, Hart blocks it with his hands and counters with a corkscrew dragon leg whip. From that moment on, Hart zeroes in on Cade’s knee and softens it for the Sharpshooter, which he eventually applies on him to get the clean submission win.

Official Decision: Owen Hart wins by submission at 6:23

*Commercial Break 2*

Jeremy Borash is standing by with “Superstar” Billy Graham. The ladies’ pet and the mens’ regret is the current International Heavyweight Champion and the ring leader of the evil Californiacation faction, which is hell bent on destroying AGPW like a cancer, New World Order style. Borash wants Graham to respond to Chris Jericho’s claim last week that Graham unjustly retained his title in their match at at MAYHEM IN MONTRÉAL 2014. The Tower of Power is more than happy to comment on the vanilla midget’s spotty memory. Graham refutes Jericho’s assertion that he retained the title unjustly, noting that he pinned Jericho 1-2-3 without using foreign objects or interference from another wrestler and says that he would gladly do it again, anytime, anywhere – today, tomorrow, next week, next month, next year, in Toronto, New York, Tokyo, London, Paris, Los Angeles or Mexico City. The “Superstar” will bury that vanilla midget every time!

VS. w/

Chris Candido vs. Rusev w/ Maryse

Chris Candido is in over his head in this singles bout, as he faces the bigger, stronger and much more dominant half of Brute Force – the “Bulgarian Brute” Rusev. Maryse’s star performer meets Candido’s attempts at offense head on and makes him look like a total chump. Maryse joins the commentary team to put over Rusev as the world’s one true super athlete and defies the rest of AGPW to try to defeat him. She allows him to treat Candido like a rag doll while she is busy hyping him up on commentary and refusing to comment about Magnus’ recent string of losses. When Maryse thinks that Rusev has done enough damage, she gets up from commentary and tells him to finish it. Rusev gives Candido a swinging side slam and puts him in the Accolade submission hold to earn the victory.

Official Decision: Rusev wins by submission at 3:52

*Commercial Break 3*

VS.

Gail Kim & Chyna vs. Paige & Jazz

This tag team match features four of the top female wrestlers of all-time. On one side of the ring, you have Gail Kim and Chyna, who have occasionally teamed together throughout the year and have dropped down a spot or two in the women’s division rankings. On the other side of the ring you have Paige and Jazz, who are a pair of newcomers to AGPW and teaming together for the first time. Their lack of experience of teammates is a theme that emerges to become front and centre in the match. While their incredible individual talents keeps their team competitive during the first few minutes of the match, their lack of chemistry and cohesion as a unit hurts them. It becomes clear that the two women do not get along whatsoever. They begin to bicker at each other for staying in the ring too long and not making quick tags, and they don’t make an effort to work together to do any double team maneuvers. The entire match falls apart on them after a four woman brawl in the ring leads has Paige going for a missile dropkick on Chyna, only to miss and hit Jazz, who was charging to hit Chyna from behind. This leads to Chyna taking out Paige with a Pedigree and winning the match for her team.

Official Decision: Gail Kim & Chyna win by pinfall at 8:46

After the match, with Kim and Chyna already gone, officials try to usher the losing team away from the ring, but Jazz decides to make Paige suffer for hitting her with the missile dropkick and losing the match for their team. She angrily attacks Paige and throws her into the ringsteps. She gives her a suplex on the floor and then puts her in the Bitch Clamp!

*Commercial Break 4*

VS.

Trevor Murdoch w/ Jimmy Hart vs. René Duprée w/ “Classy” Freddie Blassie

The other half of the Redneck Wrecking Crew, Trevor Murdoch, is also in singles action this week. Accompanied by his positivity coach, “The Mouth of the South” Jimmy Hart, who uses his megaphone to give his motivational messages, Murdoch is out to prove that positive thinking will make him a winner. However, he’s facing René Duprée, who has the full backing of Californiacation largely because he employs them to help him in his efforts to harm his father’s business. Duprée is coming off of a victory over Christian Cage in his latest match, which has made his head grow two sizes larger than it already was. He is extremely cocky and brash when he has the advantage in this match. He doesn’t work quickly, instead choosing to spend a lot of time showboating. This gets him into some trouble, as Murdoch rallies back into the match. A hot ending sees Murdoch sets up for the Ace of Spades, but Duprée counters it with a back body drop. After that, he executes a two-handed spinebuster slam and then the Duprée Driver to earn the pinfall victory. Duprée blows snot at his fallen opponent and then dances to stir up a negative reaction from the crowd.

Official Decision: René Duprée wins by pinfall at 6:14

SoCal Val is joined by AGPW Women’s Champion, “The Big Event” Trish Stratus. Val asks Trish for her thoughts about AJ Lee’s actions last week, where she came to the defence of the Women’s Champion and attacked Fabulous Moolah on her behalf. Stratus tells Val that AJ got one thing right last week: naming the champ as the greatest wrestler of all-time. However, after that, she couldn’t care less what AJ was doing. She thinks AJ is batshit crazy and wants nothing to do with her, but will gladly let her fight Moolah on her behalf because that’s less work for her and Awesome Kong to do. When asked if she feels sorry for AJ getting attacked and requiring assistance to leave ringside earlier tonight, “The Big Event” emphatically says, “No!” and then decides to end the interview because she isn’t interested in talking about AJ Lee.

*Commercial Break 5*

VS.

Christian Cage vs. Killer Kowalski

This is a main event quality match up taking place smack dab in the middle of our show. These two great Canadian grapplers are locking up for the first time ever in Mash-Up Wrestling. Both of them are coming off of losses in their last matches. Christian Cage was robbed of a victory and his opportunity at redemption over the man who cost him his International Heavyweight Championship when he faced René Duprée in a grudge match, and Killer Kowalski took the loss in an extremely hard-fought, brutal and bloody Hell in a Cell match versus Samoa Joe. Both men seek to get on the winning track. Kowalski towers over Cage. Not only does he have a height advantage, but also a significant power advantage and he doesn’t waste it. Kowalski batters and bruises Cage with every chop, fist, clothesline, axehandle smash and slam in his arsenal. Always a fighter, Cage gets a few moves in from time to time, but doesn’t get a sustained advantage until a late match rally sees him overwhelm his larger opponent with a quick run-and-gun attack. He uses his speed to bounce off of the ropes for several attacks and liberally takes it to the air by flying from the top turnbuckle over and over again. Sensing an opportunity to win the match, Cage decides to climb the turnbuckle one more time, but as he does, he sees Bo Dallas in the entrance aisle and pauses. He shouts and questions why Dallas is there. Dallas responds by giving him a thumbs up and telling Cage, “I BOLIEVE in you!” Cage refocuses on the match and goes for a frog splash but lands on Kowalski’s knees! When they get up, Kowalski applies his powerful Kowalski Claw. Cage tries to battle out of it, but eventually has no choice but to submit. The always dangerous and ever-intimidating Killer Kowalski gets his name back in the win column.

Official Decision: Killer Kowalski wins by submission at 13:27

Bo Dallas comes down into the ring and congratulates Kowalski with a thumbs up and a goofy smile. Then, he grabs a microphone and waits for Cage to recover from the Kowalski Claw, to tell him how sad the fans are because they all BOLIEVE in “Captain Charisma,” but he has clearly stopped BOLIEVING in himself ever since he lost the International Heavyweight Championship. Cage shouts at Dallas not to talk to him about that and then tries to strike him with a running clothesline, but Dallas ducks it, then kicks Cage and gives him a double-arm DDT. Dallas shouts at Cage, “We all BOLIEVED in you! We all BOLIEVED in you!” then he picks up Cage and gives him a running Bo-Dog! After that, he glares at the fallen “Instant Classic,” grabs a mic and says, “You will BOLIEVE again. I will make you BOLIEVE!” Then, Dallas starts to smile, does a victory lap around the ring to a mixed reaction and leaves.

*Commercial Break 6*

Jeremy Borash is joined by AGPW Commissioner Billy Two Rivers, who wishes to make some big announcement’s concerning next week’s episode of DSN. Two Rivers mentions that he heard the comments that International Heavyweight Champion “Superstar” Billy Graham made to Borash earlier this evening about being willing to wrestle Chris Jericho anytime, anywhere and notes that one of the cities he name dropped was Toronto. Conveniently, next week, DSN will be live from the Air Canada Centre in Toronto, Ontario! Therefore, next week, “Superstar” Billy Graham will once again defend the title against his MAYHEM IN MONTRÉAL 2014 opponent, Chris Jericho! He also says that AJ Lee will take on Fabulous Moolah and Bo Dallas will get a chance to make Christian Cage a BOLIEVER in Cage’s own hometown when they go one-on-one next week on DSN!

*Commercial Break 7*

VS.

6-Man Tag Team Match
Bret Hart, Lance Storm & Tyson Kidd vs. Ric Flair, Arn Anderson & Tully Blanchard

Our main event features three of the finest wrestlers to ever come out of Calgary, Alberta, Canada, versus three members of the original Four Horsemen, arguably the greatest stable in professional wrestling history. Ric Flair provoked this match into existence by relentlessly attacking Lance Storm after he already defeated him in a singles match last week. Flair blames Hart for keeping him from winning the Mash-Up World Championship and has promised to burn Calgary down to the ground just to get even with Hart. This is a match that really gives the fans their money’s worth. It’s a long battle between six technically gifted wrestlers, but while each of them brings technical wrestling prowess to the ring, they all offer a little something different to the match. Hart is a crisp tactician; Storm makes everything he does look pretty; Kidd is a wizard at using his feet; Flair is the dirtiest player in the game; Anderson is a powerful enforcer; and Blanchard puts the suplex to good use. Advantages are traded frequently. Kidd works an extended period as the face peril and Flair flips and flops around the ring as the heel who gets trampled on. However, neither team seems to be in real danger of losing the match until nearly 15 minutes in, when Anderson manages to execute a Double A spinebuster on The Hitman! He pins him, but Hart kicks out, much to the surprise of the Horsemen. Hart takes a few more moves, but when Blanchard goes to the top rope and attempts a diving sunset flip, Hart counters by slamming him to the mat and putting him in the sharpshooter. Before Blanchard can submit, Flair is in to elbow Hart in the forehead and lay into him with chops. Storm, Kidd and Anderson come into the ring and we get about two minutes of chaos capped with Kidd giving Blanchard a blockbuster, but then receiving a Gourdbuster from Anderson! Flair, who made a blind tag earlier, pounces by putting Kidd in the figure four. With Storm out of it on the arena floor, all Anderson has to do is stop Hart from breaking it up and he does this by knocking him off of the ring apron and then going outside to brawl. Anderson tries to whip Hart into the ringsteps, but he reverses it. However, it is too little, too late, because as he slides into the ring, Kidd finally taps out to Flair’s figure four!

Official Decision: Ric Flair, Arn Anderson & Tully Blanchard win by submission at 17:40

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Join us next week for another edition of
Dynamite Saturday Night
featuring

International Heavyweight Championship Match
“Superstar” Billy Graham vs. Chris Jericho

AJ Lee vs. Fabulous Moolah

Christian Cage vs. Bo Dallas

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