Post by MadStepDad on Oct 16, 2014 11:20:14 GMT -5
Mash-Up Wrestling
BCCW TV Episode #52
Rogers K-Rock Centre
Kingston, Ontario Canada
Attendance: 6800
Music video intro and recap of the recently-concluded BCCW ppv spectacular "Re-Up".
Ringside Commentary Team
Gordon Solie & Matt Striker
** BEHIND the GMz SCREEN (Interlude) **
I don't know why Boston sometimes gets such a bad rep for boorish, smarkish behavior when it's the goddamn Canucks that really take the cake. It all started innocently enough when Bret Hart fell out of favor and retreated home to sow his bitter seeds. It's like you purposely do dumb things just to prove how "smart" you are. "Oooooo I'm going to CHEER for the bad guy!" You ruined Summerslam 2004 with your smarkizm. You gave Hulk Hogan an extra 3-year run that he did NOT need with your exaggerated reaction at WM18. But running shows all over Montreal and nearby communities, drying up the well, when you know BCCW is finally coming to town? Stealing talent? Fucking up my Québec City (only 3 hours from Montréal) show with your propaganda? (You don't think I can read French? "Holding an event in a massive stadium in a city that probably wouldn't buy the BCCW product because it isn't friendly towards the French". Because it's long established a part of the AGPW regional market? That's the kind of local print, ad & media reception we've been given, necessitating this move to the fuckin tundras of Ontario ("K-Rock Centre" It's like a leftover MC name from an '80s rap band). Full of rowdy prison & military guards who just want to get drunk, fuck shit up and try to ruin the show with their lame chants and catcalls (amplified even further by the claustrophobic environment). Suffice to say I am not amused, not impressed and just wanted to publicly say "screw you" for trying to be such a "counter-culture rebel" that you actually come off like a poseur wannabe. You ain't Boston. You ain't LA. You ain't even NYC. So just sit back, relax and enjoy the show without trying to out think yourselves. Dumbasses.
** End Transmission **
On with the show.
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"Fatal Thoughts of WORLD Championship Gold..."
Entrance & theme of Commissioner MVP, accompanied by the members of his "Money Power Respect" camp (Bobby Lashley & Kenny King). MVP promo RE: current BCCW TV champion Brock Lesnar & his super-agent to the stars "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers (big Canadian pop for both). He has fined & suspended *BOTH* to teach them a lesson in who really has the stroke in BCCW! Television title or not!
Suddenly we are interrupted by the surprise entrance and theme of a returning JOHN CENA!!! OMG John Cena is back in BCCW after missing the last month with emergency elbow surgery! And of course he's greeted by loud BOOS by the appreciative Canadian audience. Fiery promo from John Cena hyping a fantastic Fatal 4-Way WORLD TITLE match at "Battleground 2"... and Cena wants IN. Vengeance against the criminal who damaged Cena's elbow in the first place, WORLD CHAMPION "Stone Cold" Steve Austin!!! (big pop!)
Smarmy retort from Commissioner MVP who decrees John Cena will get a chance to compete in that historic Fatal 4-Way at "Battleground 2", but only if he wins his return bout TONIGHT! John Cena booked in Main Event action TONIGHT! With Commissioner MVP's goons leering at Cena, the inference is that one (or both) of them will be his opponent tonight... but you can never be sure with Commissioner MVP!!
Stay tuned! John Cena returns to BCCW action TONIGHT!!!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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ROB VAN DAM (2006) versus KOZLOV (2008)
(Heavyweight Bout)
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Rob Van Dam (2006) def. Vladimer Kozlov (2008) in a Heavyweight Bout when the American Wolves (Eddie Edwards / Davey Richards / Bobby Fish) prevented interference from Kozlov's Russian © comrades. So nice that the American Wolves were absolutely BOOED out of the building by these rowdy marks for no other reason than the color of the Flag on their wrestling trunks. At least the Canadians didn't cheer for the Russians outright (though they certainly marked out for Lana like they've never seen a piece of ass before in their lives).
Winner: ROB VAN DAM
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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ADAM COLE (2016) w/ Sable vs. JUSHIN "Thunder" LIGER (1996)
(Flyweight Bout)
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Adam Cole (2016) w/ Sable def. Jushin "Thunder" Liger (1996) in a Flyweight Bout. Revisit Adam Cole's #1 Contender victory on the "Re-Up" preshow. The diamond prospect of fantasy-wrestling, Adam Cole announces his demand to challenge for the Flyweight Championship at "Halloween in Hell"!!! (his valet Sable is still getting a better reaction than him).
Winner: ADAM COLE
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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"Dance Off"
Another shameless (yet highly entertaining) segment featuring the oblivious BroMans...
... and former BCCW 6-Man Tag Team champion Love Bros who receive an *obnoxious* reaction from the fans (who recognize them as natives). Everywhere else they go the Love Bros get the boos they demand. But here, they are greeted as conquering heroes who out-shake, out-shimmy, and out-boogie their club-era timeline rivals. At least the Love Bros are able to sneak in a cheap plug for "Battleground" the PPV coming from Montreal. Thankfully somebody in BCCW security gaffled the lame "Blue Cena" signs that keep popping up. What the hell does that even mean??
"Winners" (by popular reception): LOVE BROS
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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"The Fires of HELL"
Kane is cheered. BCCW Heavyweight champion Steve "Crusher" Casey is booed.
Contract signing (mediated by Commissioner MVP) seems like a suspicious set up for a beatdown, and sure enough Kane is allowed to conduct an illegal attack without fear of political repercussions. Fans cheered even louder when our intrepid champion was driven through the table with a chokeslam from Hell. Kane gets his title rematch at Crusher @ "Halloween in Hell", but the flames that will burn out Crushers career are only beginning to rise. Commissioner MVP has the "money, power & respect" to make the champs life a miserable living Hell. Just as he plans on doing to the returning John Cena later tonight, when he takes on a mystery "corporate" opponent hand-chosen by Commissioner MVP himself.
Title Rematch!!
** BCCW Heavyweight Championship **
Steve "Crusher" Casey (1942) © versus Kane (2012)
Only @ "Halloween in Hell 2014!"
Stay tuned!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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** Reunion Tour 2014!! **
DUDLEY BOYZ (aka "Team 3D") 2014
versus
BUTCH REED (WWE) & KOFI KINGSTON
versus
Dudley Boyz (2014 reunion) def. Butch Reed & Kofi Kingston in 2-on-2 tag team action. This was supposed to be a typical BCCW 6-Man bout with the Dudleyz choosing a mystery partner. But Bad News Brown no-showed the match so it was scrapped and we get this, the 1st official Dudley Boyz appearence since the days of XPW Remixed. Bully Ray shows up with 3 tables, each spraypainted with a name ("Bad News", "Butch" & "Kingston"). His goal is to put the tables to good use but putting those three men THROUGH them! Cue exciting tag team encounter, that ends with a 3D to Kofi Kingston in the center of the ring! 1!.. 2!.. 3! Team 3D is back in the building!
Winners: DUDLEY BOYZ
Postmatch, an angry Bully Ray takes shots at Bad News Browns manhood on the mic and announces he will be challenging Butch Reed for the WWE Telivision title! Bully ray claims he is one of the greatest Television champions in BCCW hostory, and because Butch Reed crossed over into his business - now Bully Ray is crossing over into the WWE for one night only to make Butch Reed and the WWE TV title his BITCH!
Dudley Boyz are back in BCCW!
And Bully Ray has a WWE TV Title match @ "Battleground!"
Stay tuned!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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"The Devil Made Me Do It..."
Creepy Bray Wyatt promo that culminates with him announcing the "victim" of his Slaughtahouse Stampede IV victory (giving him an unspecified title shot)...
Bray Wyatt's opponent will be...
BRUNO SAMMARTINO! ©
Bray Wyatt calls out WWE Champion Bruno Sammartino to a title fight at "Halloween in Hell 2014", the free-TV follow-up to "Battleground" on PPV! Oh my! If Bray has cast his cards right, he could be facing the WWE *and NEW WORLD* champion Bruno Sammartino on the scariest night of the fantasy-wrestling calender year!
Stay tuned!
** WWE Championship Match **
Bruno Sammartino (1974) © versus Bray Wyatt (2014)
Only @ "Halloween in Hell"! Coming Halloween Night! Stay tuned!!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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** Main Event **
JOHN CENA (2014) versus... CORPORATE MANKIND (1998)
(Heavyweight Bout)
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After much pomp & circumstance, and lots of teases from Commissioner MVP that Cena's opponent will be either Bobby Lashley or Kenny King (maybe both), we get the startling entrance of the reinvented Corporate Mick Foley!
Corporate Mankind wants to get on Commissioner MVP's good side, and volunteers for duty! Incredulous at the request, Commissioner MVP nonetheless agrees and we've got our sanctioned main event match! A wild, unforeseen slobberknocker that puts John Cena right back in the thick of BCCW action like he never missed a moment! Yet every time he makes a move, he is BOOED out of the building! Even Cena is forced to sell the reaction as it just cannot be muted on live TV. It's actually quite comical. Superman Cena is BACK and on his way to the WORLD title Fatal 4-Way at "Battleground"! Revenge against the very man who took a year off his career in the first place, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin! Let the battle begin!
Winner: JOHN CENA
** FADE OUT **
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