AGPW Dynamite Saturday Night (October 11/14)

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Dynamite Saturday Night
Samedi, le 11 Octobre, 2014
De la Centre Bell à Montréal, Québec

Tonight’s Announced Matches

Mash-Up World Heavyweight Championship Iron Man Match Contract Signing Ceremony
Featuring
“Stone Cold” Steve Austin, “Nature Boy” Ric Flair and Bret “The Hitman” Hart

Édouard Carpentier vs. Dean Malenko

Charlotte Flair vs. Natalya Neidhart



“I Am the Night, Colour Me Black” by Priestess (Montréal, Québec), from the album Hello Master (2005)

Tonight’s Broadcast Features the Ringside Commentary Teams of
Ed Whalen and Lord Alfred Hayes (English)
Marc Blondin and René Goulet (Français)

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The following matches took place during the Explosive Pre-Game Show, hosted by Jeremy Borash, SoCal Val and “The Genius” Lanny Poffo, and available exclusively on the Mash-Up Wrestling Network:

First Match: Jazz defeated Courtney Rush by submission to the Bitch Clamp in a time of 5:48.

Second Match: Brute Force defeated Al Snow & Eric Young by submission when Rusev forced Snow to submit to The Accolade at 5:07.

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This week’s show begins with the inspirational Bo Dallas coming down to the ring. He grabs a microphone and says that he hopes to inspired the people of Montréal and to get them someone to BOLIEVE in. Because unlike the once proud and storied Montréal Canadiens, who haven’t won a Stanley Cup in 21 years, Bo Dallas beat the World Heavyweight Champion in a non-title match just one month ago and just one night before MAYHEM IN MONTRÉAL 2014, he wants to challenge “Stone Cold” Steve Austin to defend his title tonight. He says that if the Rattlesnake is even half of the fighting champion he has he is, he’ll come to the ring and put the title on the line. Dallas promises the fans to show them that they all have the power to make their dreams come true when he wins the Mash-Up World Heavyweight Championship tonight, that is, if the Rattlesnake accepts his challenge.

Wait a minute! That’s not Stone Cold Steve Austin! It’s the Blue Meanie! Just like the last time Dallas ‘defeated’ Austin, we get a cheap imitator who dares to mock the Mash-Up World Champion. The Blue Meanie is sporting a children’s replica title belt. He cracks up two cans of Molson beers and downs them quickly, then asks the crowd if they want to see Stone Cold open up a can of whoop ass on Bo Dallas, to give him a “Hell Yeah!” The response is overwhelmingly negative, but he decides to put his replica title on the line.

Mash-Up World Heavyweight Championship Title Match
“Stone Cold” Steve Austin vs. Bo Dallas

The match begins with Dallas backing the Blue Meanie into a corner with a series of right hands and then whipping him across the ring and landing a hard running clothesline on him. He takes the Blue Meanie out of the corner with a hard short-arm clothesline, then picks him up and gives him the Bo-Dawg! But before he can cover the champion for the 3-count…

DTA: DON’T TRUST ANYBODY!
FUCK FEAR!
AUSTIN 3:16 IS ABOUT TO OPEN UP A CAN OF WHOOP ASS!

It’s STONE COLD! STONE COLD STONE COLD! The real Rattlesnake is here and he gives Bo Dallas a big Stone Cold Stunner! Then, he sends the Blue Meanie flying half way across the ring with a Stone Cold Stunner! The referee calls for the bell and ends the match, but then restarts the match after Austin grabs a mic and protests the referee’s decision, arguing that it’s impossible to disqualify him for interfering in his own match. After that, Austin promptly stomps a mud hole into Dallas. Hen makes short work of him, giving him his Lou Thesz press, his pointed elbow drop while flipping him the double bird salute, and then kicking him to the mid-section and giving him the Stone Cold Stunner! Austin pins Dallas for the win, then he celebrates his victory by cracking up a 6-pack of beers in front of a packed Bell Centre crowd and giving “Stone Cold” Blue Meanie another big Stone Cold Stunner!

Official Decision: “Stone Cold” Steve Austin wins by pinfall at 0:54 (from the time the match was restarted)

*Commercial Break 1*

SoCal Val is standing by with AGPW Commissioner Billy Two Rivers. Val tells us that the Commissioner has asked for this interview time because he has a major announcement to make and that it concerns tomorrow night’s pay-per-view. Val asks him what his big announcement is. Two Rivers says that there is one major hole remaining on the card tomorrow’s big 4-hour pay-per-view spectacular and that is that there are currently no women’s division matches scheduled for MAYHEM IN MONTRÉAL 2014. Therefore, later tonight, there will be a fatal fourway match between Gail Kim, Chyna, AJ Lee and Taylor Wilde to determine who will face AGPW Women’s Champion Trish Stratus at MAYHEM IN MONTRÉAL 2014!

Suddenly, AJ Lee shows up on the scene and complains to Two Rivers that unless “The Big Event” Trish Stratus is in the MAYHEM IN MONTRÉAL 2014 main event, he should not have to defend her title at all. He thinks this is strange coming from someone who has a chance to face Stratus for the title tomorrow, but AJ argues that the Commissioner must not subject a Hollywood A-Lister to anything less than the main event because that would be beneath her. Then, Stratus shows up on the scene and basically repeats all of AJ’s arguments and threatens to leave the company with the title if she isn’t placated. AJ tells Stratus that she just finished telling Two Rivers all of that stuff on her behalf. Stratus tells AJ not to get involved in her6 business and to leave her alone. When AJ asks her why, she says that she thinks AJ is crazy, which turns the sweetheart into a demon. However, Stratus’ potential problem gets snuffed out when Awesome Kong crashes the set and treats AJ like a rag doll. She gives her a vicious beat down that culminates in a gorilla press throw that sends AJ crashing into a nearby pile of clangy polls!

*Commercial Break 2*

VS.

Charlotte Flair vs. Natalya Neidhart

Last week on DSN, Natalya was able to score a pinfall on Charlotte by keeping her shoulders pinned to the mat in a small package for three seconds, earning her and her uncle, Bret Hart, a victory over Charlotte and her father, Ric Flair, in the first ever family members only mixed tag team wrestling match in Mash-Up Wrestling history! Could Natalya parlay that win into another victory over Charlotte, this time in singles competition? In what would be an epic battle that brought the entire arena out of their seats, Charlotte would emerge victorious, in a match that will surely raise the profiles of both of these women!

Official Decision: Charlotte Flair wins by pinfall at 16:49

*Commercial Break 3*

To add some extra last minute hype to their matches at MAYHEM IN MONTRÉAL 2014, International Heavyweight Champion “Superstar” Billy Graham, Californiacation manager “Classy” Freddie Blassie and Californiacation backer René Duprée all join “The Genius” Lanny Poffo in the ring for another heel heavy edition of The Honour Roll. Graham uses this opportunity to verbally slam his challenger, Chris Jericho, who pinned him cleanly a few weeks ago in a 6-man tag team. Graham thinks that Jericho is a vanilla midget who lacks the power, charm, good looks, prowess and physique that are necessary to be the champion. Blassie adds a few disparaging words about Jericho and puts over all of Californiacation during his talking time. He rails against the crooked decision making processes employed by Commissioner Billy Two Rivers, which have led to Graham’s title bout, Bad Influence defending the North American Tag Team Championship Titles against three other teams in a TLC match, and René Duprée being forced to compete against the disgruntled former International Heavyweight Champion, Christian Cage. Duprée uses this time to say that he looks forward to ending the career of The Instant Classic in their grudge match, tomorrow. Duprée acknowledges that Cage blames him for causing him to lose the International Heavyweight Champion, but he denies that he played a role in Cage’s title loss to Graham, saying simply that he had to balance out the crooked advantages that AGPW gave to Cage to retain the title and says that it was nothing personal, but just something that had to be done to further the cause of crippling his father’s company.

Chris Jericho and Christian Cage arrive on the scene to make their rebuttals. Jericho gives a spirited reply to Graham, in which he says that he will become the new International Heavyweight Champion by defeating the king of the jackasses, and says that his win will be undisputed. Cage says one more time that Duprée took something from him and now he’s going to get his revenge and make sure that he takes away what is most important to him: his dream of putting AGPW out of business! Cage says that guys like him, Jericho and Bret “The Hitman” Hart are fed up with Californiacation’s bullshit and they’re not going to let Californiacation and René Duprée get away with it anymore! The beginning of their end happens when Cage gets his payback on Duprée at MAYHEM IN MONTRÉAL 2014, which is something that René’s own father Emile fully endorses!

That comment angers Duprée and he decides to attack Cage, which leads to complete chaos in the ring as Cage, Duprée, Graham and Jericho brawl in the ring. Blassie tries to help his men out by swinging his cane at Jericho and Cage. Poffo also helps them, as he’s upset that they interrupted his show. The segment ends with the villains getting the better of the heroes before various officials flood the ring to break things up.

*Commercial Break 4*

VS. VS. VS.

Fatal Fourway #1 Contender’s Match
Gail Kim vs. Chyna vs. AJ Lee vs. Taylor Wilde

This match, which was ordered earlier in the evening, features several of the top female wrestlers in AGPW and they are all compete for a chance to face Trish Stratus for the AGPW Women’s Championship at MAYHEM IN MONTRÉAL 2014, that is, as long as she doesn’t walk out on the company should her title defence not be tomorrow night’s main event (and let’s face it – when you’ve got Steve Austin, Ric Flair and Bret Hart scheduled to battle for 60-minutes over the top prize in all of Mash-Up Wrestling, when you don’t stand a chance of being in the main event). However, AJ Lee is absent from the match at the time the bell rings. She was taken out in a backstage assault by Awesome Kong, earlier in the evening. The match is contested by Chyna, Kim and Wilde. Early on, Chyna uses his size and strength to dominate the match by overpowering her two smaller Canadian opponents. Despite being allies for most of the summer, Chyna and Kim aren’t afraid to do battle here, as the prize is more important than friendship. Eventually, Kim and Wilde decide to form a coalition and fight Chyna two-on-one. This proves to be too much for the Ninth Wonder of the World as she is double teamed and eventually falls victim to a diving hurricanrana into a cradle by Wilde. She nearly wins it, but Chyna kicks out. Then Kim gives her the Eat Defeat kick, but Wilde breaks up the pinfall. The coalition falls apart at this point and now Kim and Wilde fight each other. Suddenly, AJ Lee pops the crowd by coming down to the ring and joining the match!

But just as AJ gets to the ring, Trish Stratus and Awesome Kong comes to the ring to try to make sure AJ gets taken out for good. They’re only problem is that The Fabulous Moolah makes her surprise return by attacking both of them with a steal chair! Through all of the mayhem and confusion, Kim and Wilde end up brawling on the outside and Kim takes both her and Wilde out of the match by climbing the top turnbuckle and nailing landing a plancha! AJ catches Chyna by surprise with a shining wizard just as she seemed to be recovering from receiving both of Wilde and Kim’s finishers. It leaves her down on the canvas long enough for AJ to pin her for three seconds and win the match! AJ Lee will challenge Trish Stratus for the Women’s Championship Title at MAYHEM IN MONTRÉAL 2014! After having her hand raised, AJ shoots Stratus the evil eye, then smiles, skips a lap around the ring and continues to skip all of the way out of the arena.

Official Decision: AJ Lee wins by pinfall at 9:17

*Commercial Break 5*

Hell in a Cell
Samoa Joe vs. Killer Kowalski

Hype video for the first ever Hell in a Cell match in AGPW history airs. It chronicles the backstory of how two of the most dangerous and feared wrestlers on the planet came to be booked in this match, going back to Joe refusing to work for “Million Dollar Man” Ted DiBiase, to Killer Kowalski viciously assaulting Joe and costing his both his 9-month long winning streak and a match for the International Heavyweight Championship, to Kowalski accepting money from DiBiase for the act, to Joe vowing revenge. It’s the match of the man who refused the Million Dollar Man’s money versus the man who accepted the Million Dollar Man’s money and it’s going to be inside of the most unforgiving structure in professional wrestling: the Hell in a Cell! And it happens tomorrow at MAYHEM IN MONTRÉAL 2014!

We go backstage where Jeremy Borash catches up with Fabulous Moolah, who made a surprise return by attacking Trish Stratus and Awesome Kong just before the commercial break. Moolah has not been seen since suffering her first loss in AGPW two months ago at TAKEOVER IN TORONTO. Moolah tells Borash that she’s happy to be back and that she has some unfinished business with Stratus and Kong to take care of. Moolah acknowledges that Kong is the first woman to defeat her by pinfall or submission in a 1-on-1 match, but says that as long as she is the ‘gatekeeper’ to the Women’s Championship, Moolah will not let her rest because she works for Stratus, who Moolah believes to be a champion unbefitting of the title she wears. Moolah notes that Stratus has never proven that she can beat her in a straight up 1-on-1 contest and says that she still believes that she deserves another crack at the Women’s Championship. She doesn’t care if the disgraceful champion follows through on her threats to leave the company, saying that if she does, then Moolah will hunt her down wherever she goes, beat her and bring the Women’s Championship back to AGPW with her.

See Atlantic Grand Prix Wrestling When It Comes to Your Town!
Sunday, October 12 – Montréal, Québec (Mayhem in Montréal 2014)
Thursday, October 16 – Shawinigan, Québec
Friday, October 17 – Trois-Rivières, Québec
Saturday, October 18 – Drummondville, Québec
Sunday, October 19 – Victoriaville, Québec
Thursday, October 23 – Timmins, Ontario
Friday, October 24 – North Bay, Ontario
Saturday, October 25 – Ottawa, Ontario (DSN Live)
Sunday, October 26 – Cornwall, Ontario
Thursday, October 30 – Saint-Hyacinthe, Québec
Friday, October 31 – Granby, Québec
Saturday, November 1 – Sherbrooke, Québec (DSN Live)
Sunday, November 2 – Saint-Jean-sur-Richelieu, Québec

*Commercial Break 6*

VS.

Édouard Carpentier vs. “The Iceman” Dean Malenko

This is the third match between Édouard Carpentier and Dean Malenko in about a month and a half. On August 30, the two grapplers battled to a 20-minute time limit draw after both men matched each other move-for-move. At the time the match ended, Malenko had Carpentier locked in the Texas cloverleaf and he appeared to be on the verge of earning a submission victory. On September 20, the two men would face each other a second time, but they again failed to determine who the better wrestler was because they were both counted out for brawling on the outside, which is highly uncharacteristic of both wrestlers. Now, they will face each other again without a time limit and without countouts in hopes of determining which one of them is the better wrestler.

Carpentier and Malenko have what can only be decribed as an excellent, old-school technical wrestling contest. It begins very slowly, with grapple exchanges and both men working each other over with various submission holds. As the minutes start to tick by, the match starts to pick up the pace as application of basic submission holds begin to turn into a display of chain wrestling. Then, both men start to use their speed a bit more, with Irish whips to the ropes and corners being the primary method of setting up each man’s offense. More painful submission holds come into play and are interspersed with a variety of suplexes and high risk aerial maneuvers as each man battles back and forth for supremacy. This match is, strictly speaking, a clinic featuring a dynamic performer who was well ahead of his time and a smooth technician known as the Man of 1,000 Holds. They stay so true to wrestling with an old-school feel to their match that neither man goes out to the floor at any point of the contest. The drama of the match continues to build in the late minutes with several 2-counts following big moves. Carpentier decides to go for a big moonsault, but lands on Malenko’s knees! Then, Malenko puts him in the Texas cloverleaf. Carpentier refuses to tap out and forces a rope break, but only after being locked in the hold for more than half a minute. That would prove to be his undoing. Even though he would win an exchange of right hands and knock Malenko down with a clothesline, his legs were so weakened by this point that he struggled to mount the turnbuckles in a timely manner, leaving him prone to being thrown from the top rope down to the mat with a butterfly suplex! After that, Malenko pinned Carpentier, hooking both legs and keeping his shoulders down just long enough to score the 3-count pinfall victory!

Official Decision: Dean Malenko wins by pinfall at 19:24

*Commercial Break 7*

Commissioner Billy Two Rivers and Jeremy Borash are in the ring to begin our final segment of the evening. It is the contract signing for tomorrow night’s 60-minute Iron Man match for the Mash-Up World Heavyweight Championship. One by one, the “Nature Boy” Ric Flair, Bret “The Hitman” Hart and Mash-Up World Heavyweight Champion “Stone Cold” Steve Austin make their ring entrances. There is a buzz of excitement and a touch of electricity in the air as three of the very best wrestlers of all-time take to the ring to sign the contract for tomorrow night’s main event match, which will be held in the very same ring and in the very same arena in which they are standing right now. Each man signs the contract and then they all take a few moments to speak about tomorrow’s match.

Flair talks about how he shocked the world by winning the right to face Austin for his title when he won a 25-man battle royal. He says that he’s wrestled in more 60-minute classics than he’s slept with beautiful women and that’s a lot because they’re lined up outside of the door of his penthouse suite at the Marriott every night of the week! Woooo!!! He’s fought guys like the “American Dream” Dusty Rhodes and Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat for an hour at a time hundreds of times each and he’s always come out on top, which is why AGPW, Bret Hart and Steve Austin should all be afraid of what’s coming tomorrow night because the Nature Boy promises us all that the Mash-Up World Heavyweight Championship is going to Space Mountain tomorrow night! Woooo!!!

Hart wants to remind everyone that he’s the excellence of execution – the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be – and he’ll prove that tomorrow night when he wins the biggest wrestling match in the history of mash-up wrestling right here in his very own home country. He says that he’ll win the match with honour and dignity and make an entire nation proud as he stops the Nature Boy from making an embarrassment of AGPW and becomes a World Champion that people can look up to, instead of the type of classless low-life champion that Austin is.

Austin interjects saying that he’s heard enough of the both of these jackasses flapping their gums. He tells them both that old Stone Cold has a special tall boy can of whoop ass to open up on both of them tomorrow night and says that he’s going to be handing out Stone Cold Stunners left and right. He doesn’t think highly of Flair nor of Hart, earning big time heel hit from the partisan Canadian crowd for saying that if you put an ‘S’ on the front of “Hitman” that is exactly what he thinks of Bret Hart. Then, he decides to get in Flair’s face, telling him that he thinks he’s absolutely pathetic, what with his feathery robes, designer suits, expensive watches and fancy Italian shoes. He says that those aren’t the makings of a man, but rather they are the makings of a man who’s about to get his ass kicked by the greatest ass kicking machine of all-time!

Austin starts laying into Flair with right hands. He kicks him and turns for the Stone Cold Stunner, but Falir shoves him away, right into a dropkick from the Hitman. Then, Flair and Hart start trading blows. The chaotic brawl continues until Flair gets Hart down on the canvass and starts turning the leg to apply the figure four only to end up receiving a Stone Cold Stunner! Then, as Hart gets up, Austin kicks him and serves him up a Stone Cold Stunner! The fans boo incessantly, but Austin doesn’t care. In fact, he shows them how little he cares by giving them a great big middle finger salute! Who will leave MAYHEM IN MONTRÉAL 2014 as the Mash-Up World Heavyweight Champion? Find out tomorrow night!

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Join us tomorrow night for
MAYHEM IN MONTRÉAL 2014



This has been a presentation of

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Atlantic Grand Prix Wrestling Presents
MAYHEM IN MONTRÉAL 2014
Sunday, October 12, 2014
Live on Pay-Per-View and on the Mash-Up Wrestling Network


Featuring




Mash-Up Wrestling World Heavyweight Championship
Iron Man Match
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin {C} vs. "Nature Boy" Ric Flair vs. Bret "The Hitman" Hart

AGPW International Heavyweight Championship Match
"Superstar" Billy Graham {C} vs. Chris Jericho

Hell in a Cell
Samoa Joe vs. Killer Kowalski

Women’s Championship Match
Trish Stratus {C} vs. AJ Lee

AGPW North American Tag Team Championship
Tables, Ladders & Chairs Match
Bad Influence {C} vs. The Stampeders vs. Tazaro vs. The Brain Busters

Grudge Match
Christian Cage vs. René Duprée

Grudge Match
Leo Burke vs. Rowdy Roddy Piper

*Loser Will Be Banned From Using The Piledriver In AGPW*
Owen Hart vs. Kevin Steen