AGPW Dynamite Saturday Night (September 27/14)

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Dynamite Saturday Night
Saturday, September 27, 2014
From the Centre 200 in Sydney, Nova Scotia

Tonight’s Announced Matches

Rowdy Roddy Piper & Owen Hart vs. Leo Burke & Kevin Steen



“I Can't Sleep At Night” by The Deadly Snakes (Toronto, Ontario), from the album Ode to Joy (2003)

Tonight’s Broadcast Features the Ringside Commentary Teams of
Ed Whalen and Lord Alfred Hayes (English)
Marc Blondin and Jacques Rougeau (Français)

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The following matches took place during AGPW’s brand new Explosive Pre-Game Show, available exclusively on the Mash-Up Wrestling Network:

First Match: Rusev defeated Shannon Moore by submission to the Accolade in in a time of 3:28.

Second Match: Jazz defeated Jennifer Blake by submission to the Bitch Clamp in a time of 6:13.

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VS. VS. VS.

Natalya Neidhart vs. Sarita vs. Charlotte Flair vs. Paige

For the second week in a row, our regularly scheduled DSN fatal fourway match is contested by four of the finest female wrestlers in the world. Charlotte Flair won last week’s match featuring four wrestlers making their AGPW debuts. This week, she takes on two established AGPW superstars and one other, Paige, who is still fairly new to AGPW. Paige is a star on the rise, but has yet to compete in a match as highly competitive as this one. The end result boils down to Sarita and Paige as Neidhart and Flair end up taking themselves out of the match by getting into a nasty brawl on the outside. It seems as though they’ve turned the fight intensely personal with the impending battle between their family members, Bret “The Hitman” Hart and “The Nature Boy” Ric Flair for the Mash-Up World Heavyweight Championship at MAYHEM IN MONTRÉAL 2014, overshadowing their own respective appearances in this match. They end up knocking the ring steps out of place and crashing into the guardrail. They continue to brawl even after the bell is rung to end the match. Sarita looks to end it with her La Reinera backbreaker rack, but Paige gets down and executes a Paige Turner to gain the advantage and then forces her to submit when she puts her in the Scorpion Crosslock.

Official Decision: Paige wins by submission at 11:48

*Commercial Break 1*

Jeremy Borash is standing by with the Samoan Submission Machine, Samoa Joe, who will compete in tonight’s main event against “Million Dollar Man” Ted DiBiase. It is a rematch of their bout at TAKEOVER IN TORONTO. Joe tells Borash that he asked Commissioner Billy Two Rivers for this match because it was DiBiase who paid Killer Kowalski to prevent Joe from winning the AGPW International Heavyweight Championship. Clearly, he didn’t give DiBiase a big enough beating the last time to make him realize that continuing to harass him for refusing DiBiase’s money would be a big mistake. Tonight, he’ll make sure that the Million Dollar Man leaves him alone for good.

VS.

Al Snow vs. René Duprée

René Duprée gets a relatively easy contest. Al Snow puts up a solid challenge, but he’s nothing but cannon fodder and Duprée uses this match to finally score his first victory since returning to AGPW as the man who is his hell bent on destroying his father’s company. Duprée gets big heat when he gives Snow a spinebuster, then dances the French Tickler before executing a pointed elbow drop with theatrics. Duprée wins this contest with a frog splash and a Duprée Driver (sitout scoop slam piledriver).

Official Decision: René Duprée wins by pinfall at 5:31

After the match, Duprée asks for a microphone and he begins to incite extreme hatred towards himself as he talks about how Californiacation, the “Nature Boy” Ric Flair and himself are just two weeks away from delivering the death knell to AGPW at MAYHEM IN MONTRÉAL 2014! He guarantees that AGPW will not be able to survive the embarrassment of having Californiacation successfully defend all of its titles and seeing the Nature Boy triumph over “Stone Cold” Steve Austin and his father’s own handpicked knight in shining armour, Bret “The Hitman” Hart, to win the Mash-Up World Heavyweight Championship! Duprée is inciting a chorus of boos, but that is ended when “Captain Charisma” Christian Cage storms the ring. As he slides into the ring, Duprée sees him and decides to make a run for it, but as he tries to hop the guardrail, Cage dives at him and hits the floor with Duprée! Cage brawls around the arena floor with Duprée. He’s finally gotten his hands on the man who cost him his International Heavyweight Championship. However, security officials fan out on the arena floor and descend on Cage’s beatdown to bust it up. Commissioner Billy Two Rivers is seen near the arena entrance set and he makes an announcement, saying that he cannot allow this unsanctioned brawl to take place, even if Emile’s ungrateful son is the subject of the beating. However, he can give the fans and Christian Cage exactly what they want to see by announcing that Christian Cage will face René Duprée at MAYHEM IN MONTRÉAL 2014!

*Commercial Break 2*

Chris Jericho comes to the ring to make a public declaration that he has aspirations of winning championship gold in AGPW, baby! He wants to be recognized as the best in the world at what he does, and he thinks that a good way of getting that recognition is by becoming the AGPW International Heavyweight Champion. Therefore, Jericho calls out the ass clown who is holding the title right now – and makes a point of noting that the aforementioned ass clown is the very same one he pinned to win a star-studded 6-man tag team match in last week’s main event – and challenges him a match at anytime and anywhere because, as he is so bold to do, he declares himself the #1 contender to the title!

International Heavyweight Champion “Superstar” Billy Graham comes out and responds to Jericho’s challenge, warning the ‘vanilla midget’ that he’s barking up the wrong tree because, as he is so bold to claim, the Tower of Power is a fighting champion who has defended the title night in and night out all across Canada in the name of the great state of California and he’s turned away all comers. Graham isn’t afraid to defend his title against someone who he discredits with having gotten a lucky pin on him last week. The man of the hour who is too sweet to be sour tells Jericho that he needs to rethink his desire for a title match because he’ll be more than happy to run his fingers down Y2J’s puny little spine and snap it in half to show all of Canada that there is not a single man alive who can out-power and out-perform professional wrestling’s one true “Superstar.”

Jericho apologizes to Graham for not listening to a single word he said because he bored him to sleep and then demands that he gives the #1 contender a shot at his title. Instead, Graham gives gives Jericho a shot to the face from his title! He delivers a brutal beat down of the man who pinned him last week, turning him into a bloody mess. Graham finishes the attack with an exclamation point by giving Jericho a piledriver onto the AGPW International Heavyweight Championship Title belt! This very action moves Commissioner Billy Two Rivers to reward Chris Jericho with an opportunity to win the International Heavyweight Championship when he faces “Superstar” Billy Graham at MAYHEM IN MONTRÉAL 2014!

*Commercial Break 3*

w/ VS.

North American Tag Team Title Match
Bad Influence w/ “Classy” Freddie Blassie vs. The Mounties

Christopher Daniels and Kazarian weather an early offensive onslaught and a mid-match display of powerful double team maneuvers to overcome the challenge from Jacques Rougeau and Pierre Carl Ouellet. Daniels and Kazarian use a number of double team maneuvers of their own to regain the advantage and pick up the victory when Kazarian gives Ouellet a springboard somersault leg drop and Daniels follows it up with the Best Moonsault Ever.

Official Decision: Bad Influence wins by pinfall at 7:18

After the match, Daniels and Kazarian cut a promo about how they are the best tag team in wrestling today and how there isn’t another team in all of AGPW that can knock them off of the top of the pyramid. They are the North American Tag Team Champions and they give all of the fans permission to worship them and their excellence!

Cesaro and Taz come down to the ring and tell Daniels and Kazarian that they believe that, if given the chance, they could knock them off of the top of the pyramid, permanently. They’ve been on a role and they’ve won all of their tag team matches in true dominating fashion. They challenge Bad Influence to give them a shot at the titles and prove to them that they are really the best team in AGPW.

Hold on just a second! The Brain Busters are here to take issue with Taz and Cesaro trying to insert themselves into the title picture when it was just two weeks ago that Arn Anderson pinned Kazarian in a fatal fourway singles match. While that may not be a tag team competition, they think that is ample proof that they are the best tag team in AGPW and reason enough to give them the next title shot against Bad Influence for the North American Tag Team Titles.

The parade of teams making a claim that they deserve the next shot at the North American Tag Team Titles continues as The Stampeders come out and argue that The Brain Busters have proven nothing because they weren’t able to beat Lance Storm and Tyson Kidd, last week. Moreover, it was two weeks ago in another fatal fourway singles match that Kidd emerged victorious over Daniels and Tully Blanchard. Therefore, if beating a Tag Team Champion in singles competition qualifies your tag team as the #1 contenders, then The Stampeders are here to lay claim to that title.

“Classy” Freddie Blassie and Bad Influence agree that neither of the other teams can make a strong claim to being the undisputed number one contender for their titles, so they all three of them should compete against each other next week to determine who the best team is. Tazaro, The Brain Busters and The Stampeders all agree. Next week, we’ll have a triple threat tag team number one contender’s match!

*Commercial Break 4*

VS.

Rowdy Roddy Piper & Owen Hart vs. Leo Burke & Kevin Steen

There is a big fight feel to this match as two bitter rivalries cross paths in this tag team match, which was signed after Rowdy Roddy Piper had Kevin Steen as his guest on last week’s edition of Piper’s Pit. The segment devolved into a fight when Owen Hart arrived on the scene and Leo Burke showed up to save Steen from potentially having his neck snapped. There is an excellent display of wrestling throughout the entire match, which also has some good moments of ringside brawling. Burke spends some time being worked over by Piper and Hart, who have targeted his neck and right shoulder, focusing their attacks on those body parts to weaken him up. However, Burke makes a hot tag to Steen, who looks like an unstoppable freight train as he bowls over both of his opponents. Steen looks to finish the match by giving Piper a package piledriver, but Hart saves him with a spinning heel kick. Some frantic brawling ensues with all four men in the ring. The referee loses track of the legal men and misses an illegal low blow given to Steen by Piper, from behind, which leads him to fall victim to a sit-out tombstone piledriver by Hart. And that proves to be enough to pick up the victory for the bad guys.

Official Decision: Rowdy Roddy Piper & Owen Hart win by pinfall at 13:06

*Commercial Break 5*

“Nature Boy” Ric Flair comes to the ring for an interview with SoCal Val. He cuts a promo in which he accuses the entire Hart Family dynasty of being a giant disrespectful and distasteful black eye on the sport of professional wrestling and accuses Bret “The Hitman” Hart of being the worst offender of the bunch. He accuses Hart of being an opportunist whose father gave him everything on a silver platter back in his Stampede days and who is now reaping the benefits of Stu Hart’s nationwide connections and long-time friendship with Emile Duprée to shoe-horn himself into the greatest Mash-Up World Heavyweight Championship Title Match of all-time without so much as having lifted a single finger. He says that Hart hasn’t earned his spot in the Iron Man Match and that, so help him God, if he tries to get in the Nature Boy’s way of winning another World Championship and getting his big pay day and putting another sparkling diamond in his rolex watch, the Nature Boy will – Wooooo! – be forced to end the Hitman’s career – Wooooo!

Charlotte Flair comes to the ring and is warmly received by her father. Charlotte thanks her father and adds more trash talk towards the Hart Family onto the pile. She says some harsh words towards Bret Hart, but then directs most of venom towards his niece, Natalya Neidhart. Charlotte challenges Natalya to a fight right here, right now! Ric Flair is charged up and Woooo’s at the sound of that and then struts around the ring.

Here come the Harts in response. Bret and Natalya come down to ringside. Bret cuts a passionate promo in defence of his family and his country, which pops the crowd and earns a deafening chant of his name. He says that the Nature Boy is the very example of everything that is wrong with professional wrestling in this day and age and tells him that he will get in his way of winning the Mash-Up World Heavyweight Championship and he will defend the honour of AGPW and Canadian professional wrestling as a whole! He will prove to the world that the best professional wrestling in the world comes right here from the true north strong and free when he defeats Ric Flair and “Stone Cold” Steve Austin for the title at MAYHEM IN MONTRÉAL 2014!

Then, Natalya quickly answers Charlotte’s challenge by telling her that she’s ready to take her on, right here, right now! However, Commissioner Billy Two Rivers arrives on the scene and tells them that they don’t have time to add that match to tonight’s show. So what he will do instead is book a ground breaking mash-up wrestling main event for next week’s DSN – it will be a mixed tag team match between Ric & Charlotte Flair and Bret Hart & Natalya Neidhart! Don’t miss it!

See Atlantic Grand Prix Wrestling When It Comes to Your Town!
Sunday, September 28 – Port Hawkesbury, Nova Scotia
Thursday, October 2 – Rimouski, Québec
Friday, October 3 – Rivière-du-Loup, Québec
Saturday, October 4 – Québec City, Québec (DSN Live)
Sunday, October 5 – Montmagny, Québec
Saturday, October 11 – Montréal, Québec (DSN Live)
Sunday, October 12 – Montréal, Québec (Mayhem in Montréal 2014)

*Commercial Break 6*

AGPW Women’s Champion, the “Big Event” Trish Stratus and Awesome Kong come to the ring. Stratus calls out AJ Lee for daring to say that she was coming after her and her title. Stratus says that everyone who wants a shot at her and her title has to pass through the gatekeeper to her title. And to pass through the gates and enter into a ring with the “Big Event,” one has to face Awesome Kong. She’s the gatekeeper to Stratus’ championship. If you want a match with Stratus, you have to defeat Awesome Kong. The only problem is that no one defeats Awesome Kong. However, Stratus and Kong invite AJ to come give it her best shot.

AJ Lee comes to the ring and says a lot of nice things about Stratus, even stating that she worships the ground that the Women’s Champion walks on. However, her cooky sweet tone turns aggressive and serious when she tells the “Big Event” not to underestimate her. While AJ says that she worships Stratus one second, the next she tells Stratus that she’s prepared to knock her head off to become the Women’s Champion. She accepts the challenge and says the she will defeat Kong and then she will defeat Stratus and take the Women’s Champion. Depending on your take, AJ’s either supremely confident and fearless or bat shit crazy!

VS. w/

AJ Lee vs. Awesome Kong w/ Trish Stratus

AJ Lee uses her speed in the opening minutes of this match to maintain a healthy run-and-gun offensive attack on her much larger opponent. However, Awesome Kong eventually takes control of the match by countering some tilt-a-whirl headscissors into a backbreaker. From there, Kong treats AJ like a rag doll. Kong slows down the pace, pummeling AJ with power moves and going for lazy pins her with one hand on her chest or a foot on her abdomine. AJ kicks out of each of those cocky pins, only to receive more damage. When Kong decides that she’s had enough, she goes for the Awesome Splash from the top rope, but AJ moves out of the way. AJ mounts an unlikely comeback by forcing Kong to make mistakes, leading up her executing a shining wizard! But that doesn’t win the match, so goes for a diving crossbody from the top rope, but Kong catches her and gives her a falling forward slam! She hooks the leg. 1…2… kick out! Kong goes for an Awesome Bomb, but AJ counters it with a hurricanrana. She waits for Kong to get up and then gives her a shiranui! She’s going for the cover, but has to get up because Stratus has jumped onto the ring apron to distract the referee. AJ goes over, grabs her by the hair and runs her into the turnbuckles, causing the Women’s Champion to fall to the floor. However, she then falls victim to an avalanche splash in the corner and an Awesome Bomb! 1…2..3! The gatekeeper refuses AJ entry to the champion’s hall.

Official Decision: Awesome Kong wins by pinfall at 9:05

*Commercial Break 7*

VS. w/

Samoa Joe vs. “Million Dollar Man” Ted DiBiase w/ Virgil

Samoa Joe comes out firing on all cylinders. He’s a man who is determined. “Million Dollar Man” Ted DiBiase is overwhelmed by Joe’s early attack and does his best to try to escape the onslaught, but is unable to distance himself in the early going. After taking a ton of damage, DiBiase receives a hard Samoan drop and is forced to summon all of his strength to kick out of the follow up pin attempt at the very last moment. DiBiase rolls out to the floor and Joe goes to follow him out, but Virgil stands guard. DiBiase crawls away while Virgil attempts to attack, Joe, only to end up taking a few punches and getting bodyslammed on the floor. But then DiBiase is able to clothesline Joe off of his feet and then throw him head and shoulder first into the ring steps! This turns the match into DiBiase’s favour as he goes about wearing down Joe in preparation for the Million Dollar Dream. When he goes for his finisher, Joe backs him into the turnbuckle and slams him into it three times to break the hold, then knocks DiBiase out with a CCS Enziguiri kick! When both men get up, they trade blows. There is some quick back-and-forth offense and pinfall attempts made by both men. DiBiase goes to the top rope and goes for a diving back elbow drop, but Joe steps out of the way and then puts DiBiase in the Coquina Clutch! Virgil comes in to break it up, drawing a DQ finish. However, Joe is a man possessed. He gets up and sends Virgil flying across the ring with a head-and-arm suplex and then gives him a running boot to send him out of the ring.

Joe turns around to get his hands back on DiBiase, but then he sees Killer Kowalski pull DiBiase out of the ring. Kowalski then challenges Joe to come out of the ring and try to get at DiBiase. He yells at Joe to come kill him. This Killer isn’t afraid of Joe. Instead, Joe asks for a microphone and he tells Kowalski that he heard what he said last week about getting revenge on him. Yes, Joe feels like revenge is something he owes Kowalski, but there isn’t enough revenge in the world that will get back his International Heavyweight Championship title shot or his undefeated streak. To have those things take away from him demands more than just a bitter sweet revenge. They demand that Joe puts Kowalski through hell. And then the challenge is issued – Samoa Joe vs. Killer Kowalski in HELL IN A CELL at MAYHEM IN MONTRÉAL 2014! Killer Kowalski, for his part, maintains a stone cold look on his face. He accepts the challenge and warns Joe that his killing days will soon come to an end.

Official Decision: Samoa Joe wins by disqualification at 12:36

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Join us next week for another edition of
Dynamite Saturday Night
featuring

Ric Flair & Charlotte Flair vs. Bret Hart & Natalya Neidhart

The Brainbusters vs. Tazaro vs. The Stampeders

This has been a presentation of

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Atlantic Grand Prix Wrestling Presents
MAYHEM IN MONTRÉAL 2014
Sunday, October 12, 2014
Live on Pay-Per-View and on the Mash-Up Wrestling Network


Featuring




Mash-Up Wrestling World Heavyweight Championship
Iron Man Match
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin {C} vs. "Nature Boy" Ric Flair vs. Bret "The Hitman" Hart

AGPW International Heavyweight Championship Match
"Superstar" Billy Graham {C} vs. Chris Jericho

Hell in a Cell
Samoa Joe vs. Killer Kowalski

Grudge Match
Christian Cage vs. René Duprée

Grudge Match
Leo Burke vs. Rowdy Roddy Piper

*Loser Will Be Banned From Using The Piledriver In AGPW*
Owen Hart vs. Kevin Steen


And much, much more!