Post by wwefan on Jan 26, 2014 0:04:28 GMT -5
MUW: WWE Championship Wrestling- 7/13/2013
(from the 7/6/13 tv tapings in allentown, pa.)
Mark Lowrance welcomes everyone to the show and announces that in the main event today, it will be a rematch as The Big O will face Ernie The Cat Ladd, as well as Strike force in tag action and Steve Austin in action as well. Mark sends it to the ring and Mean Gene Okerlund.
Mean Gene has Stephanie McMahon in the ring and she announces three womens matches for Summerslam. First, Aksana will battle Mickie James one on one. Then, she discusses the situation involving the Fabulous Glamour Girls and Lita/Maria Kannelis. She informs the crowd that the Glamour Girls and Larry Sweeney are fined 10,000 dollars for cutting the hair of Lita, Maria Kannelis and Velvet McIntyre. This brings out the Glamour Girls and Sweeney who dispute the fine saying that the trailer park trash needed a makeover very badly. Stephanie tells them to Shut up and continues on by saying that their will be a match at Summerslam between Scarlett and Maria Kannelis and since the Glamour Girls think that Maria and Lita are trailer trash, then the loser of that match will be the servant of the winner for 30 days and if the loser does not comply to the 30 days or tries to get out of it, then that person will be suspended for 60 days without pay! Finally, Stephanie tells Taylor Made that she will defend the WWE womens title against Lita in a rematch and larry Sweeney will be barred from the building for both matches! This infuriates Sweeney, whos ays that Lita should put up something or she gets no shot at the title at Sumemrslam! This brings Lita out whos tates that if she does not win the Womens Title at Summerslam, then that will be her last shot at the title for the rest of 2013! Stephanie agrees to the stipulation and Taylor Made tries a cheap shot, but Lita decks her as security escorts the glamour girls and sweeney to the back.
Commercial Break
Mark announces that during the break, Stephanie fined Taylor Made 2,500 dollars for the attempted cheap shot and sends it to the ring.
1st Match: Strike Force beat Drake Younger/Duane Gill in 6:54 when Santana beats Gill with the flying forearm. After the match, Rick Martel tells mean Gene that there are two reasons why Strike Force came to the WWE. First, it is the level of competition in the singles and tag ranks is of the highest caliber and they want the tag titles. Second, it is to avenge their friend Chris Youngblood, who suffered a neck injury at the hands of the tag champs. Tito then announces that they talked to Mark Youngblood and he will be here next week to make an update on the Youngbloods in the WWE and then states that Gordy and Williams are a disgrace to the tag titles and that Strike Force will become the new champions at Summerslam.
Commercial Break
Mean Gene is at ringside and announces that next week, we will have a drawing for the 7-11 Sumemrslam sweepstakes and the winner will get a trip to see Summerslam in New York City and that will be next week.
2nd Match: Steve Austin beat Bob Evans in 5:42 with the stunner. After the match, Steve tells Mean Gene that if there is a drawing next week, then steve astin will deliver a stunner to the winner and that the person should get off his sorry ass and find a job and paid for the ticket and thinks that the winner is a guy that sucks those cheap, sugary, crappy slurpees off those cheap looking collectors cup. He reinterates that 7-11 sucks and that it should be renamed robbers heaven, because it gets robebd every weekend! Then, he states that he is ready to become the next WWE champion in the fatal four way and says that there is no way that blond chicken Flair or that Texas implant Windham or pukeamania himself Hulk Hogan can"t stop Steve Austin from becoming the next WWE Champion and that is the bottom line because he says so!
Commercial Break
3rd Match: Madison Eagles beat Velvet McIntyre in 7:54 with the bulldog and shake hands after the match.
Commercial Break
Before the main event, Mean Gene talks to Ernie Ladd and he says that the WWE is the place to be to face the best and it is insulting and laughable that the Big O is claiming to be the true giant of the WWE and that he will prove that the Big O is the Big Dummy!
Main event: Ernie Ladd beat the Big O by dq in 5:21 when Larry Sweeny interfered. As Ladd was grabbing Sweeney, The Big O loaded his mask with a foreign object and nailed Ladd from behind and pounced on him for several moments. Then, Larry gets on the microphone and announces that The Big O is challenging Ladd to a match at Summerslam and the Big O will show Ladd and the rest of the WWE that he is the true giant.
End of Show
(from the 7/6/13 tv tapings in allentown, pa.)
Mark Lowrance welcomes everyone to the show and announces that in the main event today, it will be a rematch as The Big O will face Ernie The Cat Ladd, as well as Strike force in tag action and Steve Austin in action as well. Mark sends it to the ring and Mean Gene Okerlund.
Mean Gene has Stephanie McMahon in the ring and she announces three womens matches for Summerslam. First, Aksana will battle Mickie James one on one. Then, she discusses the situation involving the Fabulous Glamour Girls and Lita/Maria Kannelis. She informs the crowd that the Glamour Girls and Larry Sweeney are fined 10,000 dollars for cutting the hair of Lita, Maria Kannelis and Velvet McIntyre. This brings out the Glamour Girls and Sweeney who dispute the fine saying that the trailer park trash needed a makeover very badly. Stephanie tells them to Shut up and continues on by saying that their will be a match at Summerslam between Scarlett and Maria Kannelis and since the Glamour Girls think that Maria and Lita are trailer trash, then the loser of that match will be the servant of the winner for 30 days and if the loser does not comply to the 30 days or tries to get out of it, then that person will be suspended for 60 days without pay! Finally, Stephanie tells Taylor Made that she will defend the WWE womens title against Lita in a rematch and larry Sweeney will be barred from the building for both matches! This infuriates Sweeney, whos ays that Lita should put up something or she gets no shot at the title at Sumemrslam! This brings Lita out whos tates that if she does not win the Womens Title at Summerslam, then that will be her last shot at the title for the rest of 2013! Stephanie agrees to the stipulation and Taylor Made tries a cheap shot, but Lita decks her as security escorts the glamour girls and sweeney to the back.
Commercial Break
Mark announces that during the break, Stephanie fined Taylor Made 2,500 dollars for the attempted cheap shot and sends it to the ring.
1st Match: Strike Force beat Drake Younger/Duane Gill in 6:54 when Santana beats Gill with the flying forearm. After the match, Rick Martel tells mean Gene that there are two reasons why Strike Force came to the WWE. First, it is the level of competition in the singles and tag ranks is of the highest caliber and they want the tag titles. Second, it is to avenge their friend Chris Youngblood, who suffered a neck injury at the hands of the tag champs. Tito then announces that they talked to Mark Youngblood and he will be here next week to make an update on the Youngbloods in the WWE and then states that Gordy and Williams are a disgrace to the tag titles and that Strike Force will become the new champions at Summerslam.
Commercial Break
Mean Gene is at ringside and announces that next week, we will have a drawing for the 7-11 Sumemrslam sweepstakes and the winner will get a trip to see Summerslam in New York City and that will be next week.
2nd Match: Steve Austin beat Bob Evans in 5:42 with the stunner. After the match, Steve tells Mean Gene that if there is a drawing next week, then steve astin will deliver a stunner to the winner and that the person should get off his sorry ass and find a job and paid for the ticket and thinks that the winner is a guy that sucks those cheap, sugary, crappy slurpees off those cheap looking collectors cup. He reinterates that 7-11 sucks and that it should be renamed robbers heaven, because it gets robebd every weekend! Then, he states that he is ready to become the next WWE champion in the fatal four way and says that there is no way that blond chicken Flair or that Texas implant Windham or pukeamania himself Hulk Hogan can"t stop Steve Austin from becoming the next WWE Champion and that is the bottom line because he says so!
Commercial Break
3rd Match: Madison Eagles beat Velvet McIntyre in 7:54 with the bulldog and shake hands after the match.
Commercial Break
Before the main event, Mean Gene talks to Ernie Ladd and he says that the WWE is the place to be to face the best and it is insulting and laughable that the Big O is claiming to be the true giant of the WWE and that he will prove that the Big O is the Big Dummy!
Main event: Ernie Ladd beat the Big O by dq in 5:21 when Larry Sweeny interfered. As Ladd was grabbing Sweeney, The Big O loaded his mask with a foreign object and nailed Ladd from behind and pounced on him for several moments. Then, Larry gets on the microphone and announces that The Big O is challenging Ladd to a match at Summerslam and the Big O will show Ladd and the rest of the WWE that he is the true giant.
End of Show