Post by MadStepDad on Jan 20, 2014 16:42:38 GMT -5
** EDITORS NOTE **
("Look Who's Popular")
If you see those words just check back on the 28th. Bandwidth resets then. It's basically a collection of times our pictures are viewed. With our increased twitter presence, cross-promotions and increased referrals, it just means more people are viewing our work than ever before. That's a great thing, and we move towards building a bigger bomb capable of handling this increased interest in our product. In the meantime, now that you know who's in control - just chill until the next episode...
peace,
Editor-in-Chief MSD
[end transmission]
Airing on
** BCCW has 6 recognized championships **
Heavyweight (225 lbs +)
Middleweight (205 lbs +)
Flyweight (under 200 lbs)
Television title (catch weight)
6-Man Tag Team titles
World Woman’s championship
** BCCW produces a 2-hour block of programming on the NESN channel (home of the Boston Red Sox). Every episode is released on DVD or mp4 for individual retail. Commercials come in top-heavy loads throughout the 135 mins or so (with overrun) because matches continue uninterrupted. The DVD/mp4 versions omit commercial breaks entirely. TV time limits are 15 minutes. **
** Post match protocol calls for the bout winner to be granted a 90-second interview piece with in-ring correspondent MSD (like Joe Rogan in the UFC, or Larry Nelson on AWA ESPN classic reruns). **
** All matches sanctioned by Mash-Up Wrestling. **
** THIS IS BCCW!! **
** RINGSIDE COMMENTARY TEAM **
Gordon Solie & Matt Striker
Tell Karl Hugo to drop the bomb on this shit. This is miscellaneous minds caught in the never-ending tundra. A place where the bitter cold saps wills and monumentous occasions become truly epic. We call it the "POLAR VORTEX". Vanish with me into the abyss, where I'm in destruction mode if the gold exists.
TONIGHT!
The last show before NYR4 and our final chance to put the icing on MSD's birthday cake! The month of January in Mash-Up Wrestling should follow magazine schedules and just merge issues with February. The Northeast chill got shit slowed down like frozen molasses! But the heat from the 37th chamber and the Vanilla Dutchmaster will speed things up in a hurry! TONIGHT! Ric Flair's open BCCW challenge! The Shield will be in action (possibly for the last time together in BCCW!) Plus BCCW Heavyweight champion JOHN CENA (2013) is in the building!! Outside it's below zero w/ time & Fantasy Wrestling stuck in the Polar Vortex! But this is all just a warm-up for the biggest Mash-Up Wrestling party of the year... NEW YEARS REVOLUTION 4!! Canada here we come!!
"I don't smoke crack, muthaphuckker I sell it!!"
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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To Be the Man... (or not be the man)
MIZ TV Opening and grand introduction ceremony for the "REAL WWE CHAMPION" Ric FN Flair (1992)!!!
Flair is accompanied by his personal bodyguard Arn Anderson. Reigning BCCW 6-Man Tag Team champions the INSIDERS (Test & Matt Morgan) are like giant frat-boy bouncer douches, and they provide "security" for the MIZ TV set. OG Nature Boy Buddy Rogers (1983) is last down the congratulatory line, and Flair pauses to dramatically kiss his diamond ring in deference. Illuminati! Fixers Inc in full effect! The very army of men that brought the WWE to its knees and changed the course of BCCW and fantasy wrestling forever!
RIC FLAIR (as penned by MSD): WHOOOOO! The BOYS! ARE BACK! IN TOWN! WHOOOOOO! (pause for chants of "FLAIR! FLAIR! FLAIR!") You know it feels so good to be back where I belong. In the limelight! Top billing! Stylin & profilin! With 15 lbs of gold, a dozen Miami strippers & 100 crates of champagne! This is championship success! WHOOOOOOO! Now let me get this party started the right way... with this... (Arn Anderson unsheathes Flairs WWE Championship belt and hands it to him) The REAL WWE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP. This says I'm the best! STILL the best! I am the King of New York! King of the Coast! One hand I juggle them both! You thought you could fine me?? Suspend me?? What's $50k to a player like me? Somebody please remind me! I got Rolex watches worth more than the VP of WWE Talent relations could make in 10 lifetimes! You tried to keep me off TV, but I'm back! Bigger, badder and I got the only title that matters - the WWE World Championship! Shane McMahon! You're letting Paul Nitro & your sister turn your fathers company into a mockery! But that's ok, cuz guess what? Daddy's home.
Ric Flair is the "REAL WWE World champion"... by virtue of holding the championship belt *he never lost*! He was *stripped* by WWE CEO Shane McMahon & Paul Nitro and *BANNED* from TV for over 30 days!!
Fantasy Wresting lives here! It ain't in the WWE where Commissioner Muldoon can't keep track of how many people are in the Royal Rumble! It certainly it ain't some podunk, hick backwoods place like Minnesota or the AWA. Verne, all respect to you, you're a Hall of Famer, but you don't want to have your ear to the dirt when this stampede rides through. WHOOOOOO! The spirit of fantasy-wrestling ain't down in Atlanta anymore unless the Horseman are at the Marriott! WHOOOO! Let me tell you something, Eric Bischoff! You better fall in line real quick pal, cuz the Illuminati is coming for a visit. All the pieces are moving into place. Our great & esteemed Mash-Up Wrestling World Champion Hollywood Hogan and forces are putting the finishing touches on their Canadian masterpiece in AGPW. Soon the flag of the Illuminati will fly higher than ever and it ends at NYR4 when I defeat the legend of John Cena once and for all!
Familiar theme song interruption and huge pop, followed by a sustained chorus of BOOS...
Enter Real BCCW Heavyweight champion JOHN CENA (2013)
Flair has an "Open Challenge" on the books tonight, but during the verbal duel with Cena he's all like "no way, not you! We fight at the PPV! It's an open challenge to everybody in BCCW BUT you!" Ok ok ok, Cena plays along and clowns the Insiders on the mic while proudly brandishing the BCCW Heavyweight Championship. Cena teases that he knows who Flair's "mystery opponent" will be tonight in the open challenge, and finally seizes on Fixers Inc main weakness - gambling. It leads to the Insiders accepting Cena's challenge for a 6-Man tag team match w/ two mystery partners! TONIGHT! At New Years Evolution 4, Ric Flair seeks validation! Cena seeks vindication! Title for Title match!
But first - Ric Flair's BCCW Open Challenge match, and Insiders versus John Cena w/ 2 mystery partners in 6-Man Tag Team action! TONIGHT! Stay tuned!!
ALL HELL IS ABOUT TO BREAK LOOSE TONIGHT! Brace for twists, turns, surprises and violent explosions!!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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DYNAMITE KID (1984) vs JAY BRISCOE (2013) vs PAUL LONDON (2005)
** Flyweight Triple Threat Bout **
vs vs
This is classic AJPW vs CZW vs ROH. Flyweight showcase bout is the epitome of Mash-Up Wrestling. Jay Briscoe former ROH champion, Paul London former WWE Cruiserweight champion and Dynamite Kid a former WWF Jr HW champion and most recent BCCW "Best of the Best 3" Tournament winner. Mix them all together, give them the green light for almost 10-straight minutes of action, and watch the fireworks. Consecutive top rope suicide dives climax with a Dynamite Kid flying-headbutt to Paul London for the finish. Dynamite Kid is HOT with the fans and continues his trend of defeating former BCCW Flyweight champions. Now is the time for Dynamite to seize the mountain top...
Winner: DYNAMITE KID
In his post match victory speech with MSD, Dynamite Kid hypes the upcoming BCCW supershow ("New Years Revolution 4") by pitching to his Canadian constituency. Dynamite Kid *will* be in Moncton for the show, where he will *ACCEPT* current FW champion Gus Sonnenberg's open challenge! GSon threw down the gauntlet last week and Dynamite Kid is picking it up! BoB3 crown versus Flyweight title @ "New Years Evolution 4"!! YOU'RE ON!! Crowd goes wild!
BCCW FW champion Gus Sonnenberg
GSon with the handshake of mutual respect! Best of the Best FW Battle @ NYR4!!
** BCCW Flyweight Championship **
Gus Sonnenberg (1929) © versus Dynamite Kid (1984)
Only at "New Years Evolution 4"!! Stay tuned!!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
** Backstage Interlude **
BCCW President Paul Bowser
Correspondent MSD and cameras catch up with BCCW President Paul Bowser as he enters the building. When pressed for comment, President Bowser reiterates his prophetic decree that true evil cannot exist - it will only consume itself. Witness the events of tonight... just then, Mildred Burke enters the scene. Mildred Burke is the recognized World Woman's Wrestling champion, but her championship belt was *stolen* by Trish Stratus and secreted away to Canada. MBurke is approaching President Bowser now to make sure the decree is official... MBurke *will* be in Canada for NYR4, and she's coming for her belt! President Bowser agrees, and to ensure the best woman wins - has made the bout a Best out of 2 Rules, per MBurke's request! Twice the ass-whoopin for Top Shelf Trish Stratus @ NYR4!!
** World Woman's Championship **
Mildred Burke © vs Trish Stratus
(2 out of 3 Falls Match)
Only @ NYR4!!
Stay tuned!!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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TRASH PACK w/ "Boston Bad Boy" Tony Rumble
versus
L.A.X. ROTTEN WILDAZ
** BCCW 6-Man Bout **
w/
versus
w/
The official disintegration of the Trash Pack (fresh off another heartbreaking loss to the Insiders @ "Great Expectations") and elevation of L.A.X. Rotten Wildaz. These loco gangbangers are an off-shoot of the posse led by Low-Ki who helped strong-arm the Flyweight division. But when their leader Low-Ki was defeated in consecutive matches and seemingly stormed out of BCCW, it opened the door for L.A.X. to earn their own shine. That comes tonight with an emphatic victory (with a pin on Booger) and inflammatory post-match victory promo. L.A.X. Viva La Raza!! Homicide, Hotstuff Hernandez & Anarquia - with Shelly Martinez!
Winners: L.A.X.
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
"Superfly Banzai!!" - Umaga snaps!
Returning from commercial we see the remains of the Trash Pack trying to clear the ring, before Umaga finally snaps and takes out his aggression on his former teammates. On commentary, Striker likens it to a vicious predator devouring those lower on the food chain. Umaga kills Bastion Booger - Samoan Spikes manager Tony Rumble - but stops the rampage when Kamala the Ugandan Giant (1987) stares him down! Umaga leaves the set, but not before leaving a trail of destruction in his wake...
Trash Pack is dead! Long live the Samoan Bulldozer UMAGA!!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
Illuminati capo Joseph "Toots" Mondt
MSD catches Illuminati President (and avatar for VKM Jr) TOOTS MONDT backstage and presses him for more information on the NYR4 PPV in Canada. What does the Illuminati have planned for the Title vs Title match between Cena & Flair? And how can MSD get to the event to see it live! Can Toots Mondt help MSD get into Canada! Mondt begins to give a sarcastic answer to MSD (telling him to show up at the WWE Royal Rumble in Boston and get his ticket there)... when the sounds of a violent argument can be heard, and Toots Mondt excuses himself to handle it...
Cameras follow the disturbance to see Killer Kowalski & Commissioner HHH in a red-faced argument outside the Commissioners office! Kowalski is disgruntled to begin with, but the heroes reception for Ric Flair has really blew his top! Kowalski is the top dog in this Territory! HHH snaps and asks Kowalski what he wants!?? BCCW HW title rematch?? Killer already lost that! A match against Ric Flair!? What?? Commissioner HHH orders Kowalski to take care of matters in his own house, and authorizes the following match: Kowalski stable-mates Big John Studd vs Giant Bernard one-on-one! With KILLER KOWALSKI himself as special ref! Maybe that will help make up the old mans mind about what he really wants!! That match is NEXT!!!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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BIG JOHN STUDD versus GIANT BERNARD
(w/ special referee: KILLER KOWALSKI)
** Heavyweight Bout **
versus
Kowalski let's them go, and encourages punishment & torture. Manipulated into this match by their mentor and then forced into a corner, both big men fight with reckless abandon. It's basically a NO DQ match that ends when Kowalski introduces a chair into the fray and demands they use it! Giant Bernard hesitates, Big John Studd does not. Kowalski rewards Studd's blood-thirst by counting the pinfall and raising the brutes hand in victory. Killer Kowalski has made his choice.
"Winner": BIG JOHN STUDD
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
We return from break and the carnage (as reflected on the BCCW 2nd TV experience) has continued. When Studd has virtually exhausted himself, in a dramatic reversal of fortune, his mentor Killer Kowalski bashes him in the head from behind with a steel chair. Another Killer Kowalski execution. Wham, bam from behind. Killer Kowalski puts the wrestling hit on Studd and takes him OUT of BCCW for good! With his chest stained with the blood of sacrifice, Kowalski calls for a mic and roars his command! Killer Kowalski calls Commissioner HHH to the ring, because Kowalski has finally decided what he wants!
Commissioner HHH entrance. Once again he tries to cockily downplay Kowalski and his role in the scheme, while demanding to know what it is Killer truly *wants*. So Killer Kowalski tells him - "I WANT YOU!!" (big surprise pop!) HHH's face drops as Killer Kowalski challenges him to a match! At "New Years Revolution 4"! Everything comes to a head! With the fans roaring their approval, Commissioner HHH evolves into the Game Cerebral Assassin before your very eyes. HHH & Kowalski have the kind of red-faced, dream-match exchange that can only happen in Mash-Up Wrestling. Everything boils over as neither man holds back on revealing their *true* feelings (in short: nothing nice). HHH even ups the ante and steals Kowalski's thunder again by adding a stipulation to their match @ NYR4... the only one worthy of containing a Timeline explosion such as this...
At New Years Evolution 4...
Killer Kowalski vs Triple H
** HELL in the CELL!! **
Stay tuned!!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
A New Years REVOLUTION
The Bella Twins are in BCCW to remind you "New Years Evolution 4" airs live from the Moncton Coliseum in Moncton, New Brunswick! Don't miss it!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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DEAN AMBROSE / ROMAN REIGNS / ALBERTO DEL RIO
versus
RICKY STEAMBOAT / ROB VAN DAM / TOMMASO CIAMPA
(w/ Ricardo Rodriguez)
** BCCW 6-Man Bout **
versus
w/
Commentators are still discussing the prior explosion between HHH/Kowalski, and speculating as to the identity of tonight's mystery opponents. This MW 6-man Match was ordered after the events of BCCW TV Episode #36 (Follow the Leader) when The Shield looked to surround Steamboat *and his family* in the ring, before being rescued by the Calvary. Tonight, after the fracture of TOXIC (see last weeks episode as well when Dean Ambrose & Bully Ray went their separate ways, leaving casualties in their wake), Alberto Del Rio is their 3rd partner. ADR has long, intertwining history with all 3 opponents in BCCW lore, and is looking to reestablish himself on the scene after cross-over battles with Bret "Hitman" Hart in WWE. Dean Ambrose is reigning Middlweight champion, but continues his trend of miscommunication/outright hostility with his own team when he accidentally hits bodyguard Roman Reigns with his BCCW MW belt, instead of his target Ricky Steamboat!
Ricky Steamboat is the BCCW Middleweight #1 contender!!
The miscue allows Steamboat to pick up the pin on Roman Reigns, and make an even stronger case for receiving a BCCW MW title rematch. Matter of fact, Steamboat *calls* for it publicly in his postmatch victory promo! Ambrose tried to make it personal, but the Dragon is all business! Steamboat vs Ambrose - rematch for the Middleweight championship!! Fans roar with approval at the idea, while Dean Ambrose is driven into madness & hysteria... bad guys retreat while the good guys soak in the cheers!
Winners: STEAMBOAT / RVD / TCIAMPA
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
** Backstage Interlude **
BCCW MW champion Dean Ambrose gets his heat back...
ATTACK! Alberto Del Rio has appeared backstage to launch an attack upon Ricky "the Dragon" Steamboat! The mastodon Roman Reigns takes out RVD & TCiampa, allowing Del Rio to stretch Steamboat wit the cross armbreaker! Fans and Steamboat's family (wife & young son) scatter with screams! Meanwhile - Dean Ambrose corners Ricardo Rodriguez - and with the aid of his bodyguard Roman Reigns, takes the helpless ring announcer OUT of BCCW with a double-powerbomb through a table! Dean Ambrose retains his ghoulish heat by actually *grabbing* Steamboats wife by the hair and preparing to do the same to her!! Thankfully he is pried off by security & officials before he can harm her, but the intention is clear. So is the statement - Dean Ambrose is the lone kingpin of the Shield - and at NYR4 he slays the Dragon for good, and ends his Middleweight title crusade. Steamboat, I hope your wife sees me in her nightmares forever!!
** BCCW Middleweight title **
Dean Ambrose (2015) © vs Ricky "the Dragon" Steamboat (1989)
Only @ "New Years Evolution 4!!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
__________________________________________________________________________
What Is Competition?
BCCW TV champion Bully Ray with Brooke Tessmacher (Ryback with them) and in the ring set up for a contract signing. Boorish, obnoxious promo from Bully Ray about how he dismantled Aces & Eights for not living up to his expectations, and how Brooke Tessmacher is the greatest thing ever for the camp, blah blah blah. Bully Ray disparages the Flyweight champion Gus Sonnenberg and other smaller wrestlers and women, as a typical bully would (meanwhile Ryback silently seethes in the background). Bully Ray is calling out for his #1 contender to reveal himself and get this sham-mockery over with. Bully Ray signs the contract and continues tawking tuff, imploring his opponent to reveal himself from behind the curtain.
Brooke Tessmacher is the main reason that Bully Ray is the greatest BCCW Television champion of all time!!
All the while Bully Ray is ignoring Rybacks taps on his shoulder, until the punchline becomes clearly apparent - Bully Ray's opponent @ NYR4 isn't coming through those curtains. Because Bully Ray's opponent @ NYR4 is standing right behind him! RYBACK (2015)! Sick of being underutilized, disrespected & ignored, the once-reigning TV champion himself has designs on taking *HIS* title back! Bully Ray is all like "no no no!" and even tries shoving Brooke in between them. To great cheers Ryback rips the set up while Brooke & Bully flee up the ramp. Ryback signs his name to the contract and warns Bully Ray "YOU'RE NEXT!" The Anti-Bullying Platform explodes! FEED ME MORE!!
** BCCW Television Title **
Bully Ray (2013) w/ Brooke Tessmacher vs Ryback (2015)
Only @ New Years Revolution 4!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
** Live via Satellite **
"Top Shelf" Trish Stratus with bodyguard Awesome Kong. They are live in Canada awaiting MBurke's arrival, where Trish will prove once and for all - on hallowed turf - that she is the most dominant Diva in Fantasy Wrestling. Today, tomorrow & forever. Because Trish Stratus is the Top Shelf!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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** Co-Main Event **
"Ric Flair BCCW Open Challenge"
w/ versus
After the vain-glorious fantasy-wrestling introduction of Ric Flair we get the dramatic reveal of his opponent... RETURNING to BCCW ACTION: SHEAMUS (2012)!! BIG POP and another ratings boost heading into the big PPV! Flairs actual in-ring return is calculatingly brief, with Sheamus' non-stop barrage of fiery offense is mostly absorbed by Arn Anderson. Commentators recap Sheamus' previous exit from BCCW, when he quit due to rampant corruption. But now he's back and CLEANING HOUSE! Sheamus is riding such a fan frenzy, it doesn't even matter that he collides 2-on-1 - then 3-on-1 - with Flair & Anderson associates the Insiders at ringside. Sheamus brawls wildly with Test & Matt Morgan, while a frazzled Flair slides into the ring just long enough to "earn" the referee's countout decision.
"Winner": RIC FLAIR (by countout)
The true story of the match is Sheamus' huge return, and his ruining the "Flair Open Challenge". After John Cena runs down to help Sheamus even the odds against the Insiders, it leaves time for the "Pale Swordsman" Sheamus to literally *chase Ric Flair (and Arn Anderson) out of the building!* The so-called "real WWE World champion" Flair jumps into a waiting limo and flees the arena! Sheamus has cleared the dance floor for BCCW HW Champion John Cena to take center stage!!
"The Pale Swordsman" SHEAMUS (2012) is back in BCCW - and he has the Insiders in his sights!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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"Control"
With Illuminati forces fragmenting by the second, there is still the obvious & overwhelming 4-on-1 advantage the Insiders hold over John Cena tonight. With "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers on the mic, the Insiders have commandeered the center of the ring - where they dare Cena (from his spot on the entrance ramp) - to challenge him. C'mon tough guy! Where's your back-up now?? Fixers Inc always hold the numbers advantage! But Cena just chuckles... not so fast! The return of the Pale Swordsman is just the harbinger of things to come... Cena isn't the only guy in BCCW ready to throw down the gauntlet and clean up this town. He needed the help of other like-minded superheroes - a hand-picked task force of lawmen & OGs ready to ride like Wyatt Earp. A team that has been targeting the Insiders for quite some time now - and is finally ready to make their move, Elliot Ness on Al Capone-style! Ladies & gentlemen please welcome BACK to BCCW...
"The Solid Man" William Muldoon!
Steve "Crusher" Casey!!
THE UNTOUCHABLES!!!
** Main Event **
JOHN CENA w/... the UNTOUCHABLES!!
versus
INSIDERS
** BCCW 6-Man Bout **
versus
w/
Unbelievable reception for BCCW-bred superstars Muldoon (who doubles as WWE Commissioner) and Crusher Casey ("Irelands Greatest Athlete"). Together with John Cena, they flex the superhero might in Heroes of Light. In the end, Sheamus returns to offset "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers, and the Untouchables finish Insiders clean in the center of the ring (Anaconda Vice submission from William Muldoon to Miz ends the match - despite the referees hesitation to call it). Fixers Inc & Insiders have been outsmarted all night at their own game! This is BCCW President Paul Bowsers master stroke against the Illuminati! With his final match-making decree, President Bowser issues a BCCW 6-Man Tag Team title defense at NYR4! The Insiders versus Untouchables: Muldoon/Sheamus/Casey!! The good guys win the night! The villains are driven off while choking on their arrogance & self-entitlement! The Untouchables are back in BCCW, stronger than ever, and ready to take the Illuminati head-on @ NYR4!
Winners: JOHN CENA & UNTOUCHABLES
Former BCCW Commissioner (now WWE Commish) WILLIAM MULDOON is back in BCCW to clean up the town! He is the Elliot Ness of Fantasy-Wrestling with his own band of Untouchables, and together they take back the GAME @ NYR4!!
** FADE OUT **
__________________________________________________________________________
Broken City Championship Wrestling
presents
** BCCW Champion versus WWE Champion!! **
JOHN CENA (2012) © versus RIC FLAIR (1992) ©
Killer Kowalski vs HHH
(Hell in the Cell Match!)
** BCCW 6-Man Tag Team Titles **
Insiders © versus Untouchables!!
** World Woman's Championship **
Mildred Burke © vs Trish Stratus
(2 out of 3 Falls Match)
** BCCW Middleweight title **
Dean Ambrose (2015) © vs Ricky "the Dragon" Steamboat (1989)
** BCCW Flyweight Championship **
Gus Sonnenberg (1929) © versus Dynamite Kid (1984)
** BCCW Television Title **
Bully Ray (2013) © w/ Brooke Tessmacher vs Ryback (2015)
("Look Who's Popular")
If you see those words just check back on the 28th. Bandwidth resets then. It's basically a collection of times our pictures are viewed. With our increased twitter presence, cross-promotions and increased referrals, it just means more people are viewing our work than ever before. That's a great thing, and we move towards building a bigger bomb capable of handling this increased interest in our product. In the meantime, now that you know who's in control - just chill until the next episode...
peace,
Editor-in-Chief MSD
[end transmission]
Airing on
** BCCW has 6 recognized championships **
Heavyweight (225 lbs +)
Middleweight (205 lbs +)
Flyweight (under 200 lbs)
Television title (catch weight)
6-Man Tag Team titles
World Woman’s championship
** BCCW produces a 2-hour block of programming on the NESN channel (home of the Boston Red Sox). Every episode is released on DVD or mp4 for individual retail. Commercials come in top-heavy loads throughout the 135 mins or so (with overrun) because matches continue uninterrupted. The DVD/mp4 versions omit commercial breaks entirely. TV time limits are 15 minutes. **
** Post match protocol calls for the bout winner to be granted a 90-second interview piece with in-ring correspondent MSD (like Joe Rogan in the UFC, or Larry Nelson on AWA ESPN classic reruns). **
** All matches sanctioned by Mash-Up Wrestling. **
** THIS IS BCCW!! **
** RINGSIDE COMMENTARY TEAM **
Gordon Solie & Matt Striker
Tell Karl Hugo to drop the bomb on this shit. This is miscellaneous minds caught in the never-ending tundra. A place where the bitter cold saps wills and monumentous occasions become truly epic. We call it the "POLAR VORTEX". Vanish with me into the abyss, where I'm in destruction mode if the gold exists.
TONIGHT!
The last show before NYR4 and our final chance to put the icing on MSD's birthday cake! The month of January in Mash-Up Wrestling should follow magazine schedules and just merge issues with February. The Northeast chill got shit slowed down like frozen molasses! But the heat from the 37th chamber and the Vanilla Dutchmaster will speed things up in a hurry! TONIGHT! Ric Flair's open BCCW challenge! The Shield will be in action (possibly for the last time together in BCCW!) Plus BCCW Heavyweight champion JOHN CENA (2013) is in the building!! Outside it's below zero w/ time & Fantasy Wrestling stuck in the Polar Vortex! But this is all just a warm-up for the biggest Mash-Up Wrestling party of the year... NEW YEARS REVOLUTION 4!! Canada here we come!!
"I don't smoke crack, muthaphuckker I sell it!!"
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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To Be the Man... (or not be the man)
MIZ TV Opening and grand introduction ceremony for the "REAL WWE CHAMPION" Ric FN Flair (1992)!!!
Flair is accompanied by his personal bodyguard Arn Anderson. Reigning BCCW 6-Man Tag Team champions the INSIDERS (Test & Matt Morgan) are like giant frat-boy bouncer douches, and they provide "security" for the MIZ TV set. OG Nature Boy Buddy Rogers (1983) is last down the congratulatory line, and Flair pauses to dramatically kiss his diamond ring in deference. Illuminati! Fixers Inc in full effect! The very army of men that brought the WWE to its knees and changed the course of BCCW and fantasy wrestling forever!
RIC FLAIR (as penned by MSD): WHOOOOO! The BOYS! ARE BACK! IN TOWN! WHOOOOOO! (pause for chants of "FLAIR! FLAIR! FLAIR!") You know it feels so good to be back where I belong. In the limelight! Top billing! Stylin & profilin! With 15 lbs of gold, a dozen Miami strippers & 100 crates of champagne! This is championship success! WHOOOOOOO! Now let me get this party started the right way... with this... (Arn Anderson unsheathes Flairs WWE Championship belt and hands it to him) The REAL WWE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP. This says I'm the best! STILL the best! I am the King of New York! King of the Coast! One hand I juggle them both! You thought you could fine me?? Suspend me?? What's $50k to a player like me? Somebody please remind me! I got Rolex watches worth more than the VP of WWE Talent relations could make in 10 lifetimes! You tried to keep me off TV, but I'm back! Bigger, badder and I got the only title that matters - the WWE World Championship! Shane McMahon! You're letting Paul Nitro & your sister turn your fathers company into a mockery! But that's ok, cuz guess what? Daddy's home.
Ric Flair is the "REAL WWE World champion"... by virtue of holding the championship belt *he never lost*! He was *stripped* by WWE CEO Shane McMahon & Paul Nitro and *BANNED* from TV for over 30 days!!
Fantasy Wresting lives here! It ain't in the WWE where Commissioner Muldoon can't keep track of how many people are in the Royal Rumble! It certainly it ain't some podunk, hick backwoods place like Minnesota or the AWA. Verne, all respect to you, you're a Hall of Famer, but you don't want to have your ear to the dirt when this stampede rides through. WHOOOOOO! The spirit of fantasy-wrestling ain't down in Atlanta anymore unless the Horseman are at the Marriott! WHOOOO! Let me tell you something, Eric Bischoff! You better fall in line real quick pal, cuz the Illuminati is coming for a visit. All the pieces are moving into place. Our great & esteemed Mash-Up Wrestling World Champion Hollywood Hogan and forces are putting the finishing touches on their Canadian masterpiece in AGPW. Soon the flag of the Illuminati will fly higher than ever and it ends at NYR4 when I defeat the legend of John Cena once and for all!
Familiar theme song interruption and huge pop, followed by a sustained chorus of BOOS...
Enter Real BCCW Heavyweight champion JOHN CENA (2013)
Flair has an "Open Challenge" on the books tonight, but during the verbal duel with Cena he's all like "no way, not you! We fight at the PPV! It's an open challenge to everybody in BCCW BUT you!" Ok ok ok, Cena plays along and clowns the Insiders on the mic while proudly brandishing the BCCW Heavyweight Championship. Cena teases that he knows who Flair's "mystery opponent" will be tonight in the open challenge, and finally seizes on Fixers Inc main weakness - gambling. It leads to the Insiders accepting Cena's challenge for a 6-Man tag team match w/ two mystery partners! TONIGHT! At New Years Evolution 4, Ric Flair seeks validation! Cena seeks vindication! Title for Title match!
But first - Ric Flair's BCCW Open Challenge match, and Insiders versus John Cena w/ 2 mystery partners in 6-Man Tag Team action! TONIGHT! Stay tuned!!
ALL HELL IS ABOUT TO BREAK LOOSE TONIGHT! Brace for twists, turns, surprises and violent explosions!!
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DYNAMITE KID (1984) vs JAY BRISCOE (2013) vs PAUL LONDON (2005)
** Flyweight Triple Threat Bout **
vs vs
This is classic AJPW vs CZW vs ROH. Flyweight showcase bout is the epitome of Mash-Up Wrestling. Jay Briscoe former ROH champion, Paul London former WWE Cruiserweight champion and Dynamite Kid a former WWF Jr HW champion and most recent BCCW "Best of the Best 3" Tournament winner. Mix them all together, give them the green light for almost 10-straight minutes of action, and watch the fireworks. Consecutive top rope suicide dives climax with a Dynamite Kid flying-headbutt to Paul London for the finish. Dynamite Kid is HOT with the fans and continues his trend of defeating former BCCW Flyweight champions. Now is the time for Dynamite to seize the mountain top...
Winner: DYNAMITE KID
In his post match victory speech with MSD, Dynamite Kid hypes the upcoming BCCW supershow ("New Years Revolution 4") by pitching to his Canadian constituency. Dynamite Kid *will* be in Moncton for the show, where he will *ACCEPT* current FW champion Gus Sonnenberg's open challenge! GSon threw down the gauntlet last week and Dynamite Kid is picking it up! BoB3 crown versus Flyweight title @ "New Years Evolution 4"!! YOU'RE ON!! Crowd goes wild!
BCCW FW champion Gus Sonnenberg
GSon with the handshake of mutual respect! Best of the Best FW Battle @ NYR4!!
** BCCW Flyweight Championship **
Gus Sonnenberg (1929) © versus Dynamite Kid (1984)
Only at "New Years Evolution 4"!! Stay tuned!!
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** Backstage Interlude **
BCCW President Paul Bowser
Correspondent MSD and cameras catch up with BCCW President Paul Bowser as he enters the building. When pressed for comment, President Bowser reiterates his prophetic decree that true evil cannot exist - it will only consume itself. Witness the events of tonight... just then, Mildred Burke enters the scene. Mildred Burke is the recognized World Woman's Wrestling champion, but her championship belt was *stolen* by Trish Stratus and secreted away to Canada. MBurke is approaching President Bowser now to make sure the decree is official... MBurke *will* be in Canada for NYR4, and she's coming for her belt! President Bowser agrees, and to ensure the best woman wins - has made the bout a Best out of 2 Rules, per MBurke's request! Twice the ass-whoopin for Top Shelf Trish Stratus @ NYR4!!
** World Woman's Championship **
Mildred Burke © vs Trish Stratus
(2 out of 3 Falls Match)
Only @ NYR4!!
Stay tuned!!
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TRASH PACK w/ "Boston Bad Boy" Tony Rumble
versus
L.A.X. ROTTEN WILDAZ
** BCCW 6-Man Bout **
w/
versus
w/
The official disintegration of the Trash Pack (fresh off another heartbreaking loss to the Insiders @ "Great Expectations") and elevation of L.A.X. Rotten Wildaz. These loco gangbangers are an off-shoot of the posse led by Low-Ki who helped strong-arm the Flyweight division. But when their leader Low-Ki was defeated in consecutive matches and seemingly stormed out of BCCW, it opened the door for L.A.X. to earn their own shine. That comes tonight with an emphatic victory (with a pin on Booger) and inflammatory post-match victory promo. L.A.X. Viva La Raza!! Homicide, Hotstuff Hernandez & Anarquia - with Shelly Martinez!
Winners: L.A.X.
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"Superfly Banzai!!" - Umaga snaps!
Returning from commercial we see the remains of the Trash Pack trying to clear the ring, before Umaga finally snaps and takes out his aggression on his former teammates. On commentary, Striker likens it to a vicious predator devouring those lower on the food chain. Umaga kills Bastion Booger - Samoan Spikes manager Tony Rumble - but stops the rampage when Kamala the Ugandan Giant (1987) stares him down! Umaga leaves the set, but not before leaving a trail of destruction in his wake...
Trash Pack is dead! Long live the Samoan Bulldozer UMAGA!!
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
Illuminati capo Joseph "Toots" Mondt
MSD catches Illuminati President (and avatar for VKM Jr) TOOTS MONDT backstage and presses him for more information on the NYR4 PPV in Canada. What does the Illuminati have planned for the Title vs Title match between Cena & Flair? And how can MSD get to the event to see it live! Can Toots Mondt help MSD get into Canada! Mondt begins to give a sarcastic answer to MSD (telling him to show up at the WWE Royal Rumble in Boston and get his ticket there)... when the sounds of a violent argument can be heard, and Toots Mondt excuses himself to handle it...
Cameras follow the disturbance to see Killer Kowalski & Commissioner HHH in a red-faced argument outside the Commissioners office! Kowalski is disgruntled to begin with, but the heroes reception for Ric Flair has really blew his top! Kowalski is the top dog in this Territory! HHH snaps and asks Kowalski what he wants!?? BCCW HW title rematch?? Killer already lost that! A match against Ric Flair!? What?? Commissioner HHH orders Kowalski to take care of matters in his own house, and authorizes the following match: Kowalski stable-mates Big John Studd vs Giant Bernard one-on-one! With KILLER KOWALSKI himself as special ref! Maybe that will help make up the old mans mind about what he really wants!! That match is NEXT!!!
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BIG JOHN STUDD versus GIANT BERNARD
(w/ special referee: KILLER KOWALSKI)
** Heavyweight Bout **
versus
Kowalski let's them go, and encourages punishment & torture. Manipulated into this match by their mentor and then forced into a corner, both big men fight with reckless abandon. It's basically a NO DQ match that ends when Kowalski introduces a chair into the fray and demands they use it! Giant Bernard hesitates, Big John Studd does not. Kowalski rewards Studd's blood-thirst by counting the pinfall and raising the brutes hand in victory. Killer Kowalski has made his choice.
"Winner": BIG JOHN STUDD
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We return from break and the carnage (as reflected on the BCCW 2nd TV experience) has continued. When Studd has virtually exhausted himself, in a dramatic reversal of fortune, his mentor Killer Kowalski bashes him in the head from behind with a steel chair. Another Killer Kowalski execution. Wham, bam from behind. Killer Kowalski puts the wrestling hit on Studd and takes him OUT of BCCW for good! With his chest stained with the blood of sacrifice, Kowalski calls for a mic and roars his command! Killer Kowalski calls Commissioner HHH to the ring, because Kowalski has finally decided what he wants!
Commissioner HHH entrance. Once again he tries to cockily downplay Kowalski and his role in the scheme, while demanding to know what it is Killer truly *wants*. So Killer Kowalski tells him - "I WANT YOU!!" (big surprise pop!) HHH's face drops as Killer Kowalski challenges him to a match! At "New Years Revolution 4"! Everything comes to a head! With the fans roaring their approval, Commissioner HHH evolves into the Game Cerebral Assassin before your very eyes. HHH & Kowalski have the kind of red-faced, dream-match exchange that can only happen in Mash-Up Wrestling. Everything boils over as neither man holds back on revealing their *true* feelings (in short: nothing nice). HHH even ups the ante and steals Kowalski's thunder again by adding a stipulation to their match @ NYR4... the only one worthy of containing a Timeline explosion such as this...
At New Years Evolution 4...
Killer Kowalski vs Triple H
** HELL in the CELL!! **
Stay tuned!!
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A New Years REVOLUTION
The Bella Twins are in BCCW to remind you "New Years Evolution 4" airs live from the Moncton Coliseum in Moncton, New Brunswick! Don't miss it!
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DEAN AMBROSE / ROMAN REIGNS / ALBERTO DEL RIO
versus
RICKY STEAMBOAT / ROB VAN DAM / TOMMASO CIAMPA
(w/ Ricardo Rodriguez)
** BCCW 6-Man Bout **
versus
w/
Commentators are still discussing the prior explosion between HHH/Kowalski, and speculating as to the identity of tonight's mystery opponents. This MW 6-man Match was ordered after the events of BCCW TV Episode #36 (Follow the Leader) when The Shield looked to surround Steamboat *and his family* in the ring, before being rescued by the Calvary. Tonight, after the fracture of TOXIC (see last weeks episode as well when Dean Ambrose & Bully Ray went their separate ways, leaving casualties in their wake), Alberto Del Rio is their 3rd partner. ADR has long, intertwining history with all 3 opponents in BCCW lore, and is looking to reestablish himself on the scene after cross-over battles with Bret "Hitman" Hart in WWE. Dean Ambrose is reigning Middlweight champion, but continues his trend of miscommunication/outright hostility with his own team when he accidentally hits bodyguard Roman Reigns with his BCCW MW belt, instead of his target Ricky Steamboat!
Ricky Steamboat is the BCCW Middleweight #1 contender!!
The miscue allows Steamboat to pick up the pin on Roman Reigns, and make an even stronger case for receiving a BCCW MW title rematch. Matter of fact, Steamboat *calls* for it publicly in his postmatch victory promo! Ambrose tried to make it personal, but the Dragon is all business! Steamboat vs Ambrose - rematch for the Middleweight championship!! Fans roar with approval at the idea, while Dean Ambrose is driven into madness & hysteria... bad guys retreat while the good guys soak in the cheers!
Winners: STEAMBOAT / RVD / TCIAMPA
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** Backstage Interlude **
BCCW MW champion Dean Ambrose gets his heat back...
ATTACK! Alberto Del Rio has appeared backstage to launch an attack upon Ricky "the Dragon" Steamboat! The mastodon Roman Reigns takes out RVD & TCiampa, allowing Del Rio to stretch Steamboat wit the cross armbreaker! Fans and Steamboat's family (wife & young son) scatter with screams! Meanwhile - Dean Ambrose corners Ricardo Rodriguez - and with the aid of his bodyguard Roman Reigns, takes the helpless ring announcer OUT of BCCW with a double-powerbomb through a table! Dean Ambrose retains his ghoulish heat by actually *grabbing* Steamboats wife by the hair and preparing to do the same to her!! Thankfully he is pried off by security & officials before he can harm her, but the intention is clear. So is the statement - Dean Ambrose is the lone kingpin of the Shield - and at NYR4 he slays the Dragon for good, and ends his Middleweight title crusade. Steamboat, I hope your wife sees me in her nightmares forever!!
** BCCW Middleweight title **
Dean Ambrose (2015) © vs Ricky "the Dragon" Steamboat (1989)
Only @ "New Years Evolution 4!!
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What Is Competition?
BCCW TV champion Bully Ray with Brooke Tessmacher (Ryback with them) and in the ring set up for a contract signing. Boorish, obnoxious promo from Bully Ray about how he dismantled Aces & Eights for not living up to his expectations, and how Brooke Tessmacher is the greatest thing ever for the camp, blah blah blah. Bully Ray disparages the Flyweight champion Gus Sonnenberg and other smaller wrestlers and women, as a typical bully would (meanwhile Ryback silently seethes in the background). Bully Ray is calling out for his #1 contender to reveal himself and get this sham-mockery over with. Bully Ray signs the contract and continues tawking tuff, imploring his opponent to reveal himself from behind the curtain.
Brooke Tessmacher is the main reason that Bully Ray is the greatest BCCW Television champion of all time!!
All the while Bully Ray is ignoring Rybacks taps on his shoulder, until the punchline becomes clearly apparent - Bully Ray's opponent @ NYR4 isn't coming through those curtains. Because Bully Ray's opponent @ NYR4 is standing right behind him! RYBACK (2015)! Sick of being underutilized, disrespected & ignored, the once-reigning TV champion himself has designs on taking *HIS* title back! Bully Ray is all like "no no no!" and even tries shoving Brooke in between them. To great cheers Ryback rips the set up while Brooke & Bully flee up the ramp. Ryback signs his name to the contract and warns Bully Ray "YOU'RE NEXT!" The Anti-Bullying Platform explodes! FEED ME MORE!!
** BCCW Television Title **
Bully Ray (2013) w/ Brooke Tessmacher vs Ryback (2015)
Only @ New Years Revolution 4!
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** Live via Satellite **
"Top Shelf" Trish Stratus with bodyguard Awesome Kong. They are live in Canada awaiting MBurke's arrival, where Trish will prove once and for all - on hallowed turf - that she is the most dominant Diva in Fantasy Wrestling. Today, tomorrow & forever. Because Trish Stratus is the Top Shelf!
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** Co-Main Event **
"Ric Flair BCCW Open Challenge"
w/ versus
After the vain-glorious fantasy-wrestling introduction of Ric Flair we get the dramatic reveal of his opponent... RETURNING to BCCW ACTION: SHEAMUS (2012)!! BIG POP and another ratings boost heading into the big PPV! Flairs actual in-ring return is calculatingly brief, with Sheamus' non-stop barrage of fiery offense is mostly absorbed by Arn Anderson. Commentators recap Sheamus' previous exit from BCCW, when he quit due to rampant corruption. But now he's back and CLEANING HOUSE! Sheamus is riding such a fan frenzy, it doesn't even matter that he collides 2-on-1 - then 3-on-1 - with Flair & Anderson associates the Insiders at ringside. Sheamus brawls wildly with Test & Matt Morgan, while a frazzled Flair slides into the ring just long enough to "earn" the referee's countout decision.
"Winner": RIC FLAIR (by countout)
The true story of the match is Sheamus' huge return, and his ruining the "Flair Open Challenge". After John Cena runs down to help Sheamus even the odds against the Insiders, it leaves time for the "Pale Swordsman" Sheamus to literally *chase Ric Flair (and Arn Anderson) out of the building!* The so-called "real WWE World champion" Flair jumps into a waiting limo and flees the arena! Sheamus has cleared the dance floor for BCCW HW Champion John Cena to take center stage!!
"The Pale Swordsman" SHEAMUS (2012) is back in BCCW - and he has the Insiders in his sights!
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"Control"
With Illuminati forces fragmenting by the second, there is still the obvious & overwhelming 4-on-1 advantage the Insiders hold over John Cena tonight. With "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers on the mic, the Insiders have commandeered the center of the ring - where they dare Cena (from his spot on the entrance ramp) - to challenge him. C'mon tough guy! Where's your back-up now?? Fixers Inc always hold the numbers advantage! But Cena just chuckles... not so fast! The return of the Pale Swordsman is just the harbinger of things to come... Cena isn't the only guy in BCCW ready to throw down the gauntlet and clean up this town. He needed the help of other like-minded superheroes - a hand-picked task force of lawmen & OGs ready to ride like Wyatt Earp. A team that has been targeting the Insiders for quite some time now - and is finally ready to make their move, Elliot Ness on Al Capone-style! Ladies & gentlemen please welcome BACK to BCCW...
"The Solid Man" William Muldoon!
Steve "Crusher" Casey!!
THE UNTOUCHABLES!!!
** Main Event **
JOHN CENA w/... the UNTOUCHABLES!!
versus
INSIDERS
** BCCW 6-Man Bout **
versus
w/
Unbelievable reception for BCCW-bred superstars Muldoon (who doubles as WWE Commissioner) and Crusher Casey ("Irelands Greatest Athlete"). Together with John Cena, they flex the superhero might in Heroes of Light. In the end, Sheamus returns to offset "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers, and the Untouchables finish Insiders clean in the center of the ring (Anaconda Vice submission from William Muldoon to Miz ends the match - despite the referees hesitation to call it). Fixers Inc & Insiders have been outsmarted all night at their own game! This is BCCW President Paul Bowsers master stroke against the Illuminati! With his final match-making decree, President Bowser issues a BCCW 6-Man Tag Team title defense at NYR4! The Insiders versus Untouchables: Muldoon/Sheamus/Casey!! The good guys win the night! The villains are driven off while choking on their arrogance & self-entitlement! The Untouchables are back in BCCW, stronger than ever, and ready to take the Illuminati head-on @ NYR4!
Winners: JOHN CENA & UNTOUCHABLES
Former BCCW Commissioner (now WWE Commish) WILLIAM MULDOON is back in BCCW to clean up the town! He is the Elliot Ness of Fantasy-Wrestling with his own band of Untouchables, and together they take back the GAME @ NYR4!!
** FADE OUT **
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Broken City Championship Wrestling
presents
** BCCW Champion versus WWE Champion!! **
JOHN CENA (2012) © versus RIC FLAIR (1992) ©
Killer Kowalski vs HHH
(Hell in the Cell Match!)
** BCCW 6-Man Tag Team Titles **
Insiders © versus Untouchables!!
** World Woman's Championship **
Mildred Burke © vs Trish Stratus
(2 out of 3 Falls Match)
** BCCW Middleweight title **
Dean Ambrose (2015) © vs Ricky "the Dragon" Steamboat (1989)
** BCCW Flyweight Championship **
Gus Sonnenberg (1929) © versus Dynamite Kid (1984)
** BCCW Television Title **
Bully Ray (2013) © w/ Brooke Tessmacher vs Ryback (2015)