Post by MadStepDad on Dec 12, 2013 16:11:57 GMT -5
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** BCCW has 6 recognized championships **
Heavyweight (225 lbs +)
Middleweight (205 lbs +)
Flyweight (under 200 lbs)
Television title (catch weight)
6-Man Tag Team titles
World Woman’s championship
** BCCW produces a 2-hour block of programming on the NESN channel (home of the **2013 World Series Winner** Boston Red Sox). Every episode is released on DVD or mp4 for individual retail. Commercials come in top-heavy loads throughout the 135 mins or so (with overrun) because matches continue uninterrupted. The DVD/mp4 versions omit commercial breaks entirely. TV time limits are 15 minutes. **
** Post match protocol calls for the bout winner to be granted a 90-second interview piece with in-ring correspondent MSD (like Joe Rogan in the UFC, or Larry Nelson on AWA ESPN classic reruns). **
** All matches sanctioned by Mash-Up Wrestling. **
** THIS IS BCCW!! **
** RINGSIDE COMMENTARY TEAM **
Gordon Solie & Matt Striker
"Sacred to the memory of five little brothers of mine, who gave up trying to get a living, exceedingly early in that universal struggle. I am indebted for a belief I religiously entertained that they all had been born on their back with their hands in their trouser-pockets, and had never taken them out of existence.”
(Charles Dickens)
This is the gift & the curse.
TONIGHT!
BCCW President Paul Bowser has allowed the fans to vote for Miz’s singles opponent tonight! Plus, BCCW Television champion Bully Ray (2013) will *defend* his title against Ricky “the Dragon” Steamboat (1991)!!
PLUS!
Commissioner HHH returns with the stroke to bring BCCW to his knees. WWE consigliere Toots Mondt & Illuminati VP Sheldon Goldberg have conspired to keep the balance of power in their favor, and have sanctioned 2 very important matches of their own: our co-main events for the evening! John Cena (2013) vs the Enforcer Arn Anderson (1993)! Plus! Dusty Rhodes (1983) vs Ryback (2013)… and if Dusty Rhodes can’t compete tonight he will be *FIRED!* All that and more TONIGHT as Mash-Up Wrestling & BCCW gaze towards golden horizons for 2014! This is big! This is Mash-Up Wrestling! These are GREAT EXPECTATIONS!!
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Suffering is the strongest teacher
Show opens with pans of the raucous audience, when THE SHIELD theme song starts. Enter BCCW Middleweight champion Dean Ambrose (2015) © w/ his bodyguard Roman Reigns and their mercenary partner SABU (fresh off an amazing performance in Best of the Best 3) through the fans!
Promo from Dean Ambrose © who reps the Shield on behalf of TOXIC (Tribe of Xtreme Iz Created). It’s not just a mindstate but an entire culture. TOXIC tentacles continue to run deep and Dean Ambrose has proven he holds the mantle for most XTREME (see the ass-whooping he withstood from Umaga last week on BCCW TV)! Dean Ambrose has slain dragons & spilled Celtic blood! The Middleweight title is his Xtreme validation!
But wait! Enter ROB VAN DAM (1998) for the retort! The pop he receives from the opening strain of his music alone is in line with the Road Warriors of yesteryear. RVD returned fully recharged and on the grandest stage possible – WWE Survivor Series - where he helped lead his American Dream Team to victory (pinning Dean Ambrose himself with a 5-Star Frogsplash during the course of the match). Not to mention RVD’s numerous tangles with Ambrose over the MW strap in BCCW cannon, so their history of disdain is well-documented. Rob Van Dam thinks *HE* is the must-see, R-Rated, Whole FN, Xtreme superstar of all time. Who do the fans believe? (“R-V-D!” R-V-D!”)
Finally we get our last unprovoked, and somewhat surprising interruption from MA-bred blue chipper KENNY DYKSTRA (2007) and his valet Misty Blue Simmes (1990)!! The young boy is full of bluster and arrogance, highlighting his own Middleweight achievements and uncrowned glory. Kenny Dykstra is Massachusetts Royalty! The equivalent to the Wrestling Kennedys! With Misty Blue his beautiful Jackie O! Show respect to the FUTURE FACE of Fantasy Wrestling! Kenny Dykstra!
DEAN AMBROSE (2015) © versus ROB VAN DAM (2001)
versus
KENNY DYKSTRA (2007) w/ Misty Blue Simmes
** Non-title Middleweight Triple Threat **
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All 3 characters at the height of their potential, with the crowd responding in kind. Reactions for Ambrose & RVD are organic, while KDykstra seems shoehorned in by management as a “sure fire” can’t-miss product. Like Randy Orton circa 2004, it seems the company is telling you “this guy is going to be a star” and cramming it down your throat to make sure you understand. Instead, it makes you want to puke. Especially when Kenny Dykstra seems ready to sacrifice his valet Misty Blue Simmes into the arms of the twisted Dean Ambrose (who seems *more* than willing to end her career right now, with the fans roaring approval) like a cowardly miscreant. Kenny Dykstra uses that distraction (as Ambrose & Reigns prepare Misty Blue for a double-powerbomb!!) to clobber RVD and steal the pin! Misty Blue eventually escapes with Kenny Dykstra back up the entrance ramp where they celebrate the victory and sell the match damage. Meanwhile the crowd voices their loud disapproval.
Winner: KENNY DYKSTRA
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"Ask no questions and you'll be told no lies"
ALBERTO DEL RIO (as penned by MSD): ¡Estoy aquí! Este soy yo ahora! I am Alberto Del Rio and I am the mejor en el mundo! Si... ustedes tontos estadounidenses. I know what you’re thinking! You forget who is the real jefe de jefes! I took out the Hitman in Canada! I took out Jack Brisco & Lou Thesz in XPW Remixed! Middleweight, Television, WORLD championships! There isn’t anything I can’t do! Soy superior! I dropped that dead-weight Ricardo Rodriguez and I’m back in BCCW to take what’s rightfully mine. Tsk tsk tsk… Ricky Steamboat, you were just another víctima. The Dragon doesn’t breathe fire against Del Rio… I am Asesino de Leyendas! I am the cerebro! I took the spirit of BCCW... and now I am coming for the head and face. John Cena! You are not the chosen one… not even your own fans respect you! When I take the HW title from you I will be doing you all a favor!
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** Fan Voter Poll **
MIZ (2011) versus... UMAGA (2008)
w/ Boston Bad Boy Tony Rumble!!
versus w/
Review of the “Rise of the Insiders”, that culminates with Trash Pack resistance (see “BCCW REVENGE”). Cue video recap of Insider manager “Nature Boy” Buddy Rogers taking the dreaded “Superfly Banzai” from Umaga. That’s why MIZ arrives solo tonight, without his manager, or his twin enforcers in their 6-Man Championship team. Miz (2011) gets a few moments to antagonize the fans on the mic and flaunt his 6-man championship belt and Insider connects, before BCCW President Paul Bowser appears one last time to reveal the results of the fan voting. With an overwhelming 75% of the vote it is UMAGA! He and his manager Tony Rumble get a huge ovation, and quickly overwhelm MIZ. But it becomes apparent the Miz had orchestrated a sneak-attack invasion by his partners Matt Morgan & Test (BCCW 6-Man Tag Team champions) in anticipation.
Miz's 6-man Tag team champion partner INSIDERS have orchestrated a wrestling "hit"...
Unfortunately they are countered by the forces of the Trash Pack!
Bastion Booger, Kamala & Brittany Brown... Tony Rumble's "Trash Pack"!
But thankfully, and to great fan acclaim, these tactics are *thwarted* by Trash Pack cohorts Kamala, Bastion Booger & Brittany Brown! Not only do they prevent a sophisticated Insider attack, they absolutely humiliate their future PPV opponents by heaving Morgan & Test into dumpsters and slamming Miz in the remnants of disgusting trash. Still no Superfly Banzai yet, but with Miz and company fast retreating, it’s clear who rules this gritty battlefield (strewn with landfill).. the Trash Pack! And they’re coming for the BCCW 6-Man Tag Team titles against the Insiders at “Great Expectations” in an ANYTHING GOES MATCH! Stay tuned!
Winner (by count-out): UMAGA
Umaga takes a bite of the 6-Man straps he once held... and may be destined to claim again! See the championship match @ "Great Expectations"!
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A Gallon of Condescension
The Illuminati Northeast Division (Toots Mondt, Sheldon Goldberg & Commissioner HHH) finally have their run-in with BCCW President Paul Bowser, whose small entourage is woefully outnumbered by the Illuminati. But Bowser still has the stroke of WWE (Shane McMahon & Paul Nitro) keeping him protected. Toots Mondt even relays a personal message from VKM Jr, saying if his son Shane weren't involved he would have already snuffed Bowser out. Instead, Commissioner HHH returns like the Governor (see The Walking Dead mid-season finale) with a muthaphuckkin TANK. The Illuminati wants this prison (BCCW) and will stop at nothing to get it, including withholding any appearances from the WORLD CHAMPION - thus forever denying John Cena or anybody else in the Northeast from ever receiving a title shot again! But who will serve as Commissioner HHH's "Herschel"?? The Illuminati reveal they have hostages (Memphis UCW) and won't hesitate to behead fellow Mash-Up Posse members if that's what it takes to get Paul Bowser to renounce his BCCW presidency and abandon camp...
Does the Illuminati really have the power to make promoters "disappear" like Jimmy Hoffa?? Commissioner HHH confirms the rumors they shut down UCW! And BCCW is next if Paul Bowser wants to press his luck!
** UCW Warfare (Mash-Up Wrestling ondemand for the memories) **
"So throughout life, our worst weaknesses and meanness are usually committed for the sake of the people whom we most despise"
(Charles Dickens)
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE**
Explosive backstage altercation between Kenny Dykstra and his mentor & stable-leader Killer Kowalski! Kenny Dykstra has been rallying to become leader of the stable and *replace* Killer Kowalski and that all comes to a head tonight when Killer Kowalski *ORDERS* Kenny Dykstra down from challenging for the Middleweight title! Despite his earlier victory! (Complicated political strings tie TOXIC (and BCCW MW champion Dean Ambrose) to the Illuminati, of which Killer Kowalski claims allegiance). That *decree* from Kowalski sets off a powder keg of emotion as Kenny Dykstra rips him for being “washed up” and “not having what it takes anymore!” Stablemates (like Big John Studd, Giant Albert & Slyck Wagner Brown) manage to break it up before a fight erupts and Kowalski storms away. Kenny Dykstra assumes their approval but the others still seem noncommittal or confused…
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The Week in Mash-Up Wrestling
WCW presents: CLASH of the CHAMPIONS!!
AWA Wednesday Night Warriors Week #2
WWE All-Star Wrestling
AGPW Saturday Night Dynamite
** The hottest action, the biggest superstars, the brightest stages! This is Mash-Up Wrestling and we RULE. THE. WORLD. **
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** Promo from John Cena who addresses the fake cowardly champions (Hollywood Hogan) and salutes the Boston fighting spirit. Cena says he owes Dusty Rhodes one for helping him last week, and that Commissioner HHH's decree that Rhodes compete tonight or be fired is BS! Tonight Cena takes care of business the only way he knows how - straight up in the ring! **
** Co-Main Event **
JOHN CENA (2013) versus ARN ANDERSON (1993)
** Heavyweight Bout **
versus
Show-stealing match. Arn Anderson's early-mid 90s run as the Enforcer of WCW & the Dangerous Alliance is highlighted here, as is his 4-Horseman assault on Dusty Rhodes last TV Episode that nearly took the Dream out of contention for good. Now, Double A has seemingly been requested to do the same thing to Cena - who is a favorite of Bowser but bitter enemy to the Illuminati. Commissioner HHH in particular has been thirsting to replace Cena as the face of BCCW with the (unsanctioned, but still carries the belt anyway) WWE Champion Ric Flair (1991). Arn Anderson seems to be the tool to make that happen as he tries to injure Cena with classic Anderson concentration (dissecting the arm of the champion in particular). Eventually Cena makes the superhuman comeback, reverses Arn into an FUAA - and finishes with the STFU for the tap-out! Cena does it again! The BCCW Heavyweight champion is stronger than ever!
Winner: JOHN CENA
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2013 Mash-Up Wrestling Achievement Nominations
The beautiful hostess of Extra & longtime BCCW correspondent (and my next ex-wife) Maria Menounous is presiding. The list of 2013 Achievement Award nominations has been released, and all fans are encouraged to cast their vote. The entire list of nominees can be found here:
** Mash-Up Wrestling Achievement Awards 2013 (Nominations) **
** CLICK HERE **
But before innocent Maria can finish her set, we’re interrupted by the ominous entrance of AWESOME KONG!!
The woman’s division MONSTER and former 3x champion has no problem intimidating Maria and ruining the ceremony. But before things can become truly tragic, we are saved by the run-in of Undisputed Woman’s champion Mildred Burke (1954). She rushes into the ring in street clothes, and comes between Kong & Maria! The staredown continues between “Great Expectations” opponents, as commentators recap their year-long rivalry as well as MBurke’s partnership with Maria Menonous (see Bedlam in Boston 3, for example). Kong vs MBurke @ “Great Expectations” for the championship! But wait a minute…!! It’s all just a set-up! For when Maria & MBurke have their attention fully focused on Awesome Kong… “Top Shelf” Trish Stratus appears out of nowhere to conduct the sneak attack!
WHAM! “Top Shelf” Trish Stratus lays into MBurke, with Maria becoming collateral damage! Awesome Kong helps tear the entire “Extra”-themed set to pieces as Trish Stratus lays waste to MBurke in the ring! The crowd boos Trish & Kong voraciously! Trish Stratus takes the time to soak it all in and remind the fans the greatest woman’s wrestling is in Canada! She’s answered by chants of “USA! USA!” from the fans as we focus on the carnage and commentators decry her actions. Awesome Kong vs Mildred Burke for the Woman’s championship! Only at “Great Expectations”! Stay tuned!
“The broken heart. You think you will die, but you just keep living, day after day after terrible day."
(Charles Dickens)
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I Am Your Blade
Full Aces & Eights entrance for TOXIC leader (and BCCW Television champion) Bully Ray. He is also accompanied by stablemate Ryback, and they proceed to reiterate their “anti-bullying platform”. Bully Ray is so big, tough and brave that he makes a huge spectacle of calling out his “opponent” for the night, Ricky “the Dragon” Steamboat. Knowing full-well (as covered by Solie & Striker on commentary) that Steamboat is *NOT* here as a result of ADR’s attack upon him last week and a replacement has yet to be named. Instead, Bully Ray takes the gloating iniative to name his *OWN* Illuminati-sponsored replacement opponent for the evening. Somebody who represents this entire town of bums. Somebody who is synonomous with Boston and everything is represents… introducing YOUR hometown hero and next title challenger… “Duke of Dorchester” Pete Doherty!!
(crickets)
** BCCW Television Title Match **
BULLY RAY DUDLEY (2013) vs...
Duke of Dorchester PETE DOHERTY!!
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Pete Doherty gets his entrance in all his glory. He is the Beantown version of the “Brooklyn Brawler”. Suffice to say, Bully Ray quickly dominates him (like a bully) and ruins BCCW’s policy of “no jobber squashes, boyeee!” Beatdown, beatdown, beatdown, Ryback meathook clothesline at ringside (for the mean-spirited hell of it), Bully-cutter for the pin. 1 2 3. Another emphatic “victory” for Bully Ray as he holds aloft his glittering Television championship!
Winner: BULLY RAY (2013)
Set concludes with another self-aggrandizing promo from Bully Ray, that closes with Ryback and his gratuitous claims of a year-long “undefeated” streak (conveniently erasing the count-out “loss” he suffered once-upon-a-time to Goldberg) & “anti-bullying” platform. Regardless of whether BCCW or the Illuminati prevail, TOXIC will always hold all the aces.
Suddenly... !
He’s here! He’s here! The American Dream Dusty Rhodes is in Boston! He’s about to answer the TOXIC challenge! Stay tuned!!
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The Glittering Multitude
Back from commercial and we get wild backstage footage of Dusty Rhodes screeching into the lot and bumrushing security in his Ford pickup truck! In a combination of the 2x4-wielding principal from “Stand by Me” and Stone Cold Steve Austin, the “American Dream” races the truck to ringside, crushing any equipment in his path! The fans roar their approval! Bully Ray suddenly flees the ring, leaving his army behind!
Dusty Rhodes (farmer cap & flannel shirt on) hits the scene packing a baseball bat, which he uses to take out the entire Aces & Eights outfit (Tomko, Knuxx & the Headhunterz) one-by-one! Crowd roars their approval as the people’s champion goes to work, bandaged & damaged hand be damned! Finally he comes down to Ryback face-to-face, throws the baseball bat down, and screams “COME ON YEW YELLOW-BELLIED BASTARD!” We’re off! Wild hockey slugfest between Ryback & Rhodes, as the bell rings (signifying the start of the match) and referee slides into position! “BCCW! BCCW!”
** Main Event **
DUSTY RHODES (1983) versus RYBACK (2013)
** Heavyweight Bout **
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Wild main event slobber knocker that fulfills our “brawl through audience” portion of the card. All around ringside and over (and through) the barricades they fight. Dusty Rhodes protects his injured hand (see 4 Horsemen mercenary attack last TV Episode) but it soon becomes a point of contention & Ryback briefly takes over. Nobody plays babyface-in-peril like the Dream baby, and Ryback does all he can to keep up the attack. Eventually Ryback mistimes a charge and Dusty comes back! Jab! Jab! Jab! Bionic elbow! Dusty Rhodes has things well in hand, and is sure to end Ryback’s “streak” once and for all, until Bully Ray says “f*** it” and makes the run-in. Bully Ray gets into it with Rhodes at ringside, and for some bull*** Illuminati reason, the referee keeps the count going. Ryback’s “streak” is preserved. Meanwhile, Bully Ray & Dusty Rhodes are waging war in the aisle-way!
Winner (by count-out): RYBACK
The “winner” and match finish is secondary to the postmatch activities. Dusty Rhodes gets the upper-hand on Bully Ray, until finally the numbers game comes into play and the Dream succumbs. 2-on-1 beatdown from Bully Ray & Ryback! All seems lost, until the heroic run-in and save from JOHN CENA!
The BCCW HW champion makes good on his promise of “owe you one” to Rhodes, when he prevents further damage and drives the TOXIC forces off for good! Cena reclaims the ring alongside Dusty Rhodes and together they stand! They shake hands! John Cena grabs a mic and pleads for a unified front against the Illuminati. BCCW isn’t about boardroom politics! It’s about fantasy wrestling! It’s about what the fans want! Dusty Rhodes concurs, and uses this time to toast the purity of that statement and build to the inevitable conclusion. Put aside the politics, the shenanigans, the nonsense and focus on one thing: what’s truly “best for business”…
Dusty Rhodes challenges John Cena for the BCCW Heavyweight championship!
(bip pop!!)
VERSUS
In a sport built on a tradition of legacy, respect & honor - there are no two superstars greater. Two men who exemplify the "American Dream". Two of the most wildly-popular, highly-polarizing forces in fantasy wrestling history! John Cena (2013) vs Dusty Rhodes (1983) for the BCCW HW championship! A FAIR FIGHT! Shades of John Cena's intensely passionate promo to close out the 2013 WWE Slammy Awards, where the fans get to see two of the greatest clash uninhibited! It's going down like in candlewax! In the only place big enough to host such a spectacular - BROKEN CITY CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING! Behold!
“Moths, and all sorts of ugly creatures, hover about a lighted candle. Can the candle help it?"
** FADE OUT **
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Outro
** HUGE FANTASY DREAM-MATCHES!! **
** BCCW Heavyweight Championship **
John Cena (2013) © versus Dusty Rhodes (1983)
** BCCW 6-Man Tag Team Titles **
Insiders versus Trash Pack
(No Holds Barred)
** World Woman's Championship **
Mildred Burke (1952) © versus Awesome Kong (2010)
** Best of the Best 3 FINALS!! **