Post by MadStepDad on Nov 27, 2013 18:19:03 GMT -5
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** BCCW has 6 recognized championships **
Heavyweight (225 lbs +)
Middleweight (205 lbs +)
Flyweight (under 200 lbs)
Television title (catch weight)
6-Man Tag Team titles
World Woman’s championship
** BCCW produces a 2-hour block of programming on the NESN channel (home of the **2013 World Series Winner** Boston Red Sox). Every episode is released on DVD or mp4 for individual retail. Commercials come in top-heavy loads throughout the 135 mins or so (with overrun) because matches continue uninterrupted. The DVD/mp4 versions omit commercial breaks entirely. TV time limits are 15 minutes. **
** Post match protocol calls for the bout winner to be granted a 90-second interview piece with in-ring correspondent MSD (like Joe Rogan in the UFC, or Larry Nelson on AWA ESPN classic reruns). **
** All matches sanctioned by Mash-Up Wrestling. **
** THIS IS BCCW!! **
** RINGSIDE COMMENTARY TEAM **
Gordon Solie & Matt Striker
A special kind of soul. An unbelievable strain of Blue Dream. One wild ride. Tonight, the aftermath of "REVENGE" and a different kind of gratitude. This is MSD on some stream-of-consciousness hard bop mixed with a little sugar hill delight. Representing for the hardest crew in fantasy wrestling, Mash-Up Posse & everything we stand for ... A special Kind of Blue.
TONIGHT!
We bathe in the victory glow of REVENGE! Catastrophic & sweeping changes for the Northeast Illuminati occured on that historic broadcast. We have a NEW Heavyweight champion, John Cena (2013)!! Cena will be in the building tonight! Dusty Rhodes (1983) won the TV title only to have the decision reversed by Commissioner HHH. Suffice to say, the results of that decision have left Commissioner HHH in hospice care! HHH will *NOT* be here tonight, but there are rumors Big Dust *WILL* be, even in the face of imminent Illuminati danger! PLUS! The Dream Matches continue to roll as we raise expectations towards unreachable (by mortal means) levels. Flyweight champion Gus Sonnenberg versus Aces and Eights henchman Knuxx in a catchweight bout! Ricky Steamboat versus Kofi Kingston in a Dream Match classic!
PLUS
All Blue-coded Mash Up Posse members & associates - you have been PMd a Top Secret directive from the CEO of Mash-Up Wrestling. This private, members-only message reveals sensitive gaming information & highly volatile future plans that should be handled carefully, and at your own risk!! Tremendous things are afoot in the world of Mash-Up Wrestling. To the True-Blue soldiers of this game, I salute.
You've shown your true colors. Now see ours. There's the kind of blue that leaves you low, or the kind of blue that gets you high. It can get you twisted & carried away. It can arouse jealousy, suspicion & awe. Love, madness, passion, intrigue. There's the kind of blue that shines in the sky or reflects in the still waters of your soul. If you Mash-Up all these frequencies & hues of blues into a single palette, you would get US. A new kind of smooth, a new kind of cool. The Mash-Up Posse. A new Kind of Blue. This is our masterpiece!
MSD's Kind of Blue
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** See WWE Survivor Series 2013 with Mash-Up Wrestling ondemand!! (click here) **
Then! Catch the encore presentation of BCCW's Thanksgiving Day tradition:
** BCCW TV Episode #32 ("REVENGE" 3-Hour Special!) with Mash-Up Wrestling ondemand!! (click here) **
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"Flamenco Sketches"
JOHN CENA © (as penned by MSD): Whew boy! Lotta love in this city tonight! Lotta love, thanks folks I feel it. I just wanted to say damn it feels good to be back in Banner City! We got a lot of big things going down round here as we close out the year. We got fat cats in New York city suffering heart attacks & anxiety from all these changes! Shout out to Shane O'Mac, who should be steering that ship way better than his daddy ever did! We got WORLD champions touring in Canada, scared to come back home. We got cranky old caretakers, whiny brats & two-faced company backstabbers like Sheldon Goldberg waddling around! Throw a beard & a stocking cap on that guy, and you could call him Santa's fatter, slower older brother! But through all that nonsense, through all that political BS & Commissioner HHH's boring 20-minute monologues, *WE* are still here! You tried to shut me down, but this homie don't play that! So that's why I'm standing right here, in this ring, for the whole world to see & hear. Anybody. If you want some, come get some. Cuz the champ is HERE!!!
Illuminati VP Sheldon Goldberg & WWE kingpin Toots Mondt make the entrance & interruption. Commissioner HHH is still recuperating from his brutal, unsanctioned assault at the hands of Dusty Rhodes (see "REVENGE") and will return next week. But in the meantime, big bad things are going to happen... huff & puff...
Enter BCCW President & Illuminati arch-rival PAUL BOWSER
The emboldened Prez of BCCW blows down the Illuminati's house of cards, and reveals Commissioner HHH's absence is a near-fatal blow for their power structure. These guys tried to bully Bowser into a buyout, but he responded by bring Shane O'Mac & Paul Nitro (WWEFan) to back him up at "REVENGE"! Now the pendulum has swung, and PBowser is in control! He makes the following decrees for tonight:
** The aftermath of WWE Survivor Series/ BCCW Revenge double-header, and definitive *end* to the rivalries! Tag Team Main Event: Killer Kowalski & Bully Ray (BOOOOOOO!) versus JOHN CENA! (YAAAAY! / booooo!)... and a man we have on good authority will be here tonight - DUSTY RHODES (BIG POP!!)
** The so-called "Real WWE World Champion" Ric Flair will NOT have his title claim upheld, and is effectively *BANNED* from broadcast until he renounces the right!
** Plus, as reigning BCCW 6-Man Tag Team champions, the Insiders are under President Bowsers jurisdiction as well - and he is putting them in action RIGHT NOW!!
BCCW 6-Man Tag Team title match!! Coming up NEXT!!
MATT STRIKER: Oh my, Papa Bowser has coming back swinging like David Ortiz! The Illuminati are stunned! They don't even know what to say!
GORDON SOLIE: Ahh, but I suspect they'll be hell to pay shortly. Men like Toots Mondt don't take kindly to these types of threats...
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** BCCW 6-Man Tag Team Titles **
INSIDERS © vs USO's
** BCCW 6-Man Match **
versus
Insiders already in the ring to start the segment, and they are *not* pleased. Not only are they being forced into a match tonight, they are going into it without their superstar agent "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers - who was *CRUSHED* by an Umaga "Superfly Banzai" @ REVENGE and unable to be here tonight (big cheer!) MIZ wants to bitch & complain some more, but thankfully we are cut off by the fan-popping entrance theme of Rikishi & the Uso's. Cue full-fledged Sivu Tau (+ Rikishi dancing) walk-out and we're set for our 1st contest of the night! Coming up next!
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Returning from the break we get this match in full. Test & Matt Morgan are used to shield MIZ like he's their star quarterback. Competitive match, but the playbook of Buddy Rogers leads to a tainted pin of Rikishi by Miz.
Winners (and STILL 6-Man champions): INSIDERS
Postmatch, the Insiders viciously assault the Uso's - including a crushing blow from the steel ringsteps that may take Rikishi *OUT* of BCCW. All the while, Miz has commandeered a mic, and is arrogantly taunting BCCW and displaying his entitled, pro-athlete "above the law" attitude. Insiders, Fixers Inc & the Illumaniti run fantasy wrestling!
President Paul Bowser appears one more time to get the last word. He corrects Miz statement, and says the "FANS" run BCCW - and next week they get what they want, when the FANS choose Miz singles opponent! (CHEER!) Fans love it! Miz hates it! Fans love it even more! Win win! Miz versus the People's Choice next week!
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** Backstage interlude **
TOXIC captain & BCCW TV champion Bully Ray (2013) addresses his troops backstage, and gets Aces & Eights honcho KNUXX all riled up to pull off an extermination. Later tonight Bully Ray will disfigure "the face of fantasy wrestling" John Cena once and for all. But coming up NEXT, TOXIC eliminates another tiny, measly thorn in their side, like the splinter in a lions toe. Knuxx vs Gus Sonnenberg! Catchweight bout! Coming up next!!
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GUS SONNENBERG (1930) © versus KNUXX (2013)
** Catchweight Bout **
versus w/
GSon © is the BCCW Flyweight champion. At 5'7", 190 lbs he is severely out sized by Knuxx. Combine that with Tomko's nefarious ringside presence and you have a recipe for disaster. But GSon has the heart of a champion, and fights with the spirit of the city. It's All Blues for the weakening Aces & Eights outfit, as they suffer another stinging loss tonight. GSon's "Providence Steamroller" finisher didn't have all the power it usually does against men his own size, so he compromises by tapping out Knuxx with a modified Boston Crab submission instead! Even when overmatched, GSon finds a way to win! Boston Strong!
Winner (by submission): GUS SONNENBERG ©
GSon may get the victory, but RYBACK gets the final word! He nearly decapitates the FW champion with a meathook clothesline! Under Bully Ray's direction, Ryback finishes the smaller GSon with a crushing Shellshock! TOXIC stand over the body of GSon, soaking up the boos and getting their heat back! Tonight, Bully Ray does the same thing to Dusty & Cena!!
Ryback leads the "Anti-Bullying" platform of TOXIC... and tonight, Gus Sonnenberg feels their might.
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
Toots Mondt handling business on a cellphone call... Boardwalk Empire-style. President Paul Bowser is about to feel the full wrath of Mondt's WWE connections. Sounds like he may be calling in Fixers Inc...
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"So What"
Mash-Up Wrestling ondemand
** Best of the Best 1 (click here) **
** Best of the Best 2 (click here) **
The single greatest Junior Heavyweight tournament in Fantasy Wrestling happens but once a year! That time is NOW! 16 of the greatest underground junior heavyweights in the game have been invited to participate. These athletes represent states, styles & organizations from around the world. This year, the key word is "POTENTIAL". The athletes chosen to compete this year are on the cusp of their excellence. This tourney will either make or break their careers in fantasy wrestling. It is only with the all-knowing prescient power of 20/20 hindsight are we able to compose a tourney of this magnitude. It all starts on the very next, special-edition episode of BCCW Fight Night!! Here is just a sample of the wrestlers signed on to appear...
BLKJeez (2011) (Last years winner & 1st ever BCCW Flyweight champion!!)
Paul London (2006) (BoB2 Finalist & former BCCW Flyweight champion!!)
SENSHI (2005) (3x BCCW Flyweight champion)
Flyin Brian Pillman (1992) (making his Mash-Up Wrestling *DEBUT*!)
Chris Sabin (2013) (Former BCCW Flyweight champion!)
and many many more! Stay tuned for BCCW Fight Night (BoB3)!!
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With great power...
With great intrigue...
With great anticipation...
Comes...
BCCW's gift to fantasy wrestling. Coming Christmas 2013
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KOFI KINGSTON (2014)
versus
RICKY "the DRAGON" STEAMBOAT (1991)
** Middleweight Bout **
versus
An excerpt from "Head to Head" and the forthcoming MSD book review:
"The Showdown"
Kofi & Steamboat begin their match tying up in each other's arms. Steamboat pulls Kofi in and flips him to the ground with an arm drag. Kofi springs to his feet and strikes back on Steamboat with a big surprise kick. Steamboat isn't on the mat for long, though. He leaps back to his feet and unleashes a series of kicks on Kofi's torso.
MSD's Book Review: Head to Head Fantasy Wrestling matchups (CLICK HERE)
Commentators refer to Fight Night when dark Kofi Kingston undertook a mercenary mission to attack Steamboat. Speculation runs rampant that current BCCW Middleweight champion Dean Ambrose may have played a role in the strike (& covertly circumventing laws placed against him). To further that theory, Dean Ambrose © (w/ Championship belt & bodyguard Roman Reigns in tow) actually shows up during the match to "observe" from the entrance ramp. Steamboat & Ambrose wrestled to a championship draw @ "REVENGE". Tonight, despite a close call brought on by Dean Ambrose's distracting appearance, Steamboat triumphs in the end. The Dragon is breathing fire and with the motivation of his rival (Ambrose) watching on drives him to scorch the competition. Kofi is a more-than capable opponent (especially his dark Mash-Up Alternate-version) but Steamboat is on a Legends-level after WWE Survivor Series and "REVENGE".
Winner: RICKY STEAMBOAT
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Post match, Steamboat uses his mic time to passionately call out BCCW MW champion Dean Ambrose (still watching on from the entrance ramp, with bodyguard Roman Reigns). All signs point to an obvious collision, until Ambrose grabs a mic and ominously warns of "threats unseen". President Bowser may have saved Steamboat from the mighty sword of the Shield, but even these precious "fans" can't save Steamboat from blood debts unsettled..
BCCW Middleweight champion Dean Ambrose
We get a brief tease of an alteration between Steamboat & Ambrose, but it's all for show. The real strike comes from the rear - when you least expected it. In this case, it is the *returning to BCCW action* ALBERTO DEL RIO (2013) - who hops a guardrail from the crowd area to ATTACK Steamboat! Ambrose & Reigns smirk to themselves & powder out, while the focus falls on ADR's surprise return & assault on Steamboat! Fresh off his WWE run against Bret "Hitman" Hart (1993) that helped catapult him to another level of brand awareness, ADR is back in BCCW with a vengeance - in a major chip on his shoulder! In this case, it is the arm of Ricky Steamboat that ADR leaves with tonight! Despite copious amounts of referees & officials, they can't pry ADR off Steamboat! Stomps! Kicks! Stretches! STEEL CHAIR CROSS-ARM BREAKER!
Alberto Del Rio excellently executes another fantasy-wrestling legend!!
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"Fixers Inc"
This is an infomercial bought & paid-for by high-corroborating members of the Illuminati. It is not sanctioned, nor is it condoned by the active governing body of BCCW. This is akin to Dave Mays inserting 4-page Made Men articles & 4 mic reviews into the Source magazine against the objections of his staff (which led to a magazine mutiny). Credit WWE consigliere Toots Mondt for the swift & brutal reprisal...
** WARNING! The following footage is very graphic & VERY REAL! Viewer discretion is highly advised! Proceed with caution! **
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"Freddie Freeloader"
BCCW Middleweight champion Dean Ambrose draws eerie parallels between the attacks suffered tonight & and what the future holds for opponents of the Illuminati...
DEAN AMBROSE (2015) © w/ Roman Reigns
versus
UMAGA (2008) w/ Boston Bad Boy Tony Rumble
** Impromptu Challenge **
w/ versus w/
We return from commercial to have commentators somberly recapping the prior events. ADR's attack on Steamboat, and the sudden - and graphic - assault on Dusty Rhodes, who was en route to this very arena tonight for his tag team main event. More breaking news on these two incidents as it develops. Meanwhile, none other than BCCW MW Champion Dean Ambrose (w/ bodyguard Roman Reigns) shows up again to claim center ring. Promo from Dean to put things in his spooky perspective, reference the twin attacks on Steamboat & Rhodes (which, of course, Ambrose had *NO* part of...) and represent the TOXIC crew. No matter who lines em up, the Shield will mow em down. Finally we're cut off by the crowd-pleasing entrance of "Boston Bad Boy" Tony Rumble, who is in full Trash Pack babyface mode.
"Boston Bad Boy" Tony Rumble isn't afraid to raise a stink.
It's crisis time in BCCW and Boston isn't about to be bullied! Rumble retorts Ambrose on the mic and reveals he has naming rights to Ambrose next opponent... TONIGHT! Rumble challenges Ambrose to "step up & play with the big boys"... enter UMAGA! The Samoan Bulldozer rips through Ambrose, allowing him to bump like hell & pop the crowd. Roman Reigns looks goods at ringside (especially with a monster SPEAR that took Umaga down!) - but he is quickly countered by the combined efforts of Rumble's Trash Pack crew (including Kamala & Bastion Booger)! Dean Ambrose eats the Samoan spike, but escapes a deadly Supefly Banzai.
Winner: UMAGA (2008)
Postmatch, the Trash Pack have claimed the ring and Rumble uses their mic time to rally up the fans and call out the Insiders. BCCW 6-Man Tag Team title rematch! But this time, there's no running, there's no hiding... there's no count-outs... there's no DQ! Insiders vs Trash Pack for the Tag titles in a "NO HOLDS BARRED MATCH!! Crowd pops! Fans are reminded to help vote for Miz's single opponent next week on BCCW TV!
** BCCW 6-Man Tag Team Titles **
Insiders © versus Trash Pack
(No Holds Barred)
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
Interviewer MSD catches up with BCCW HW champ John Cena © backstage, and asks if any security precautions have been put in place tonight for him. Cena scoffs at the assertion, and maintains "I'm not a sucker so I DON'T need a bodyguard!" Cena is going to that ring tonight, rain, sleet, hail, snow or hellfire, and is competing in that Main Event! 2-on-2, 1-on-2 it doesn't really matter! Because the champ came to lay a Beantown beatdown on Killer Kowalski & Bully Ray one more time! This one's for the Dream, daddy!!
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"Blue in Green"
Mildred Burke © is the reigning, undefeated Woman's champion of the world for an amazing & record-setting 365+ days. Tonight she gets a chance to shine in that glory a little bit. It seemed like she may have been gearing up for a retirement announcement, but then this whole thing with Trish Stratus popped off (best woman's wrestling is in Canada?? Are you freakin kiddin me?? Have you SEEN the list of MBurke's championship opponents??) It's preposterous that anybody would dare take shots at MBurke after all the stripes she's earned. That's like pissing off the wrong side of Ronda Rousey. MBurke has wrestled & defeated *men* in this game. She's outlasted opponents twice her size. Mildred Burke has *BEAT* Trish Stratus before! That's why Trish is hiding up North, scared to compete in BCCW, wanting *out* of her contract! Because she FEARS the truth! Now Mildred Burke has an even bigger problem looming on the horizon - the reemergence of AWESOME KONG! The Awesome One (3x Woman's champion) has been leaving a trail of bodies in FMW since her absence one year ago - and has returned an even deadlier force (see REVENGE). Now Mildred Burke is taking the initiative to call Awesome Kong OUT! You want some, come get some! But THIS time, we don't get Kong's music as expected... we get...
"Top Shelf" Trish Stratus!!
BIG POP for her surprise return - and she has Awesome Kong WITH her! The two have been in cahoots all along! Trish gets the usual babyface reaction, but doesn't take long to turn those instinctive pops against her with subtle & blatant heel manipulation (particularly her strong but sarcastic anti-Boston rhetoric). With the intimidating presence of Awesome Kong looming behind her, Trish Stratus lambastes MBurke on the mic & taunts her mercilessly (you thought Trish's feud with Molly Holly was bad...) Finally we get the official challenge & acceptance - MBurke will defend her title one more time against AWESOME KONG @ "Great Expectations"! Trish brokers the staredown (MBurke is nearly face-to-chest with the massive Kong) and commentators make it official! Woman's championship match @ Great Expectations!!
** World Woman's Championship **
Mildred Burke (1952) © versus Awesome Kong (2010)
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"All Blues"
** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
Cameras finally catch up with Killer Kowalski, only to find him railing & cursing out his team for "letting him down" @ Revenge and costing him the championship! Kowalski really lays into his crew and demands their attention tonight... but one brazen voice objects from the crowd! It's the young whippersnapper Kenny Dykstra! KDykstra disrespects Kowalski & says they are tired of carrying him! KDykstra accuses Kowalski of being washed up! Nobody else speaks up, their silence seemingly AGREEING with Kenny Dykstra! Kowalski is OUTRAGED and senses a mutiny! He offers a stern warning to them and pledges to take care of business HIMSELF tonight! Kenny Dykstra looks emboldened, while the rest of his stablemates seem unsure how to react!!
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** Main Event **
JOHN CENA (2013) © versus KILLER KOWALSKI (1973) & BULLY RAY (2013)
** Handicap Match **
versus
Cena blesses himself & fights unencumbered. The fans predominately cheer him on, but "CENA SUCKS" chants still ring out in resistance. Bully Ray & Killer Kowalski further their own heel agendas, and do their best to turn the crowd against them. Despite their advantage, heelish narcissism always disrupts their rhythm. Cena settles in playing babyface-in-peril with nobody to tag in. Things look grim for the champion, and commentators are lamenting his decision to compete tonight. Especially Striker who says Cena took a risk competing for the same fans that boo him. Eventually things get heated between Kowalski & Bully Ray, allowing Cena a minor comeback. He almost finishes Bully Ray, but reality sets in & 2-on-1 becomes insurmountable. As matter of fact, it looks like Cena may be on the verge of being permanently injured tonight! That's been a horrifying, recurring theme tonight & the bad guys look to continue the massacre with the Cenation captain! Killer & Bully are on the verge of breaking Cena's neck with a spike-piledriver on his own title belt and ending his career... Unless of course, a miracle happens...
Cue dramatic run-in & save from the "American Dream" Dusty Rhodes!!
Dusty Rhodes is here!! He's in the building!!
Hand wrapped & bandaged, the cowboy-boots & flannel shirt-wearing Dusty Rhodes pops the crowd like a nuclear missile! The Dream streaks to the ring with fury & vengeance in his eyes! He wouldn't let DEATH stop him from getting a piece of Illuminati-ass this evening!! Fans go CRAZY with the ensuing madness! His hand damaged, Rhodes compensates by throwing jabs with his off-hand and finishing HARD with Bionic Elbows instead! Dusty Rhodes literally saves Cena's wrestling-life, and as steel chairs get thrown in the ring, the bell begins tolling endlessly.
Winners: NONE (no finish, apparently)
The real story of course is Kowalski & Bully Ray losing their advantage amid their own bickering, and the miracle comeback & save from Dusty Rhodes (who immediately leaves to have his hand medically cared for). But not before soaking in the cheers - taunting the bad guys - and begrudgingly handing the BCCW Championship strap to Cena and raising their arms in victory! Never give up! Even the smallest sliver of a chance against the Illuminati is all we need. They may try to shut us down or hurt our stride, but their own bitter egos will consume them in the end!
We're still here.
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Outro
** BCCW 6-Man Tag Team Titles **
Insiders versus Trash Pack
(No Holds Barred)
** World Woman's Championship **
Mildred Burke (1952) © versus Awesome Kong (2010)