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Post by MadStepDad on Nov 17, 2013 19:15:06 GMT -5
** RAPTURE **** REDEMPTION **and now ** REVENGE ** ** All the fallout from Survivor Series! ** ** BCCW Heavyweight Championship **Killer Kowalski (1973) © versus John Cena (2013)(Boston Street Fight)** BCCW Television Title **Bully Ray (2013) © versus Dusty Rhodes (1985)(Dog Collar Match!!)** World Woman's Championship **Mildred Burke (1952) © versus Eve Torres Gracie (2012)** BCCW 6-Man Tag Team titles **Insiders © (w/ Buddy Rogers) vs Umaga + Kamala & Bastion Booger (w/ Tony Rumble)** BCCW Middleweight Championship **Dean Ambrose (2015) © versus Ricky "the Dragon" Steamboat (1989) (The Trilogy Match!!)** BCCW Flyweight title **Chris Sabin (2013) versus Gus Sonnenberg (1930) ©** Plus! ** Dynamite Kid (1984) versus Senshi (2003) (Flyweight Dream Match)
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Post by MadStepDad on Nov 20, 2013 12:06:13 GMT -5
Airing on ** BCCW has 6 recognized championships ** Heavyweight (225 lbs +) Middleweight (205 lbs +) Flyweight (under 200 lbs) Television title (catch weight) 6-Man Tag Team titles World Woman’s championship** BCCW produces a 2-hour block of programming on the NESN channel (home of the **2013 World Series Winner** Boston Red Sox). Every episode is released on DVD or mp4 for individual retail. Commercials come in top-heavy loads throughout the 135 mins or so (with overrun) because matches continue uninterrupted. The DVD/mp4 versions omit commercial breaks entirely. TV time limits are 15 minutes. ** ** Post match protocol calls for the bout winner to be granted a 90-second interview piece with in-ring correspondent MSD (like Joe Rogan in the UFC, or Larry Nelson on AWA ESPN classic reruns). ** ** All matches sanctioned by Mash-Up Wrestling. ** ** THIS IS BCCW!! **** RINGSIDE COMMENTARY TEAM ** Gordon Solie & Matt StrikerFirst we found Rapture. Then sought our Redemption. Tonight we get our REVENGE.
We are LIVE from an undisclosed location just South of Boston, with a special 3-hour PPV-worthy DREAM CARD SPECTACULAR! This is BCCW's contribution to fantasy wrestling, and in the spirit of giving, we have prepared a buffet of all-star talent & dream matches. Tonight we give thanks to those who came before us, and toast to an even brighter future. Mash-Up Wrestling on the rise. Count your blessings.
TONIGHT!
The tectonic plates of BCCW continue to shift! After the unprecedented events of WWE Survivor Series in Boston (I WAS THERE!!), the Northeast Illuminati has suffered a stumbling block! Tonight! BCCW President Paul Bowser attempts to swing power back in his favor, with the backing of WWE's Shane McMahon & a mystery 3rd man who's fantasy-wrestling stroke is said to be beyond this realm! Commissioner HHH, backed into a corner, has been forced into signing two of the biggest Title Matches in BCCW history... TONIGHT!
Cena vs Kowalski for the BCCW HW championship - with a stipulation chosen by Cena: BOSTON STREET FIGHT!
Dusty Rhodes vs Bully Ray for the Television title in a down-home specialty match hand-chosen by Dusty Rhodes: MFN DOG COLLAR MATCH!!!
All that and MORE as we continue to produce the biggest Dream Match combinations in the history of fantasy wrestling! This is our vindication! This is our time! This is our... Breathe in every word of this song. Everything I couldn't say about about this crazy thing we call the fight-fiction game is encapsulated in this track. This is MSD speaking to you on why fantasy wrestling blood runs deep. Hey young world, wanna hear a story? Mash-Up Posse 4 Life. ** CUT TO COMMERCIAL ** __________________________________________________________________________** BCCW Television Title **DUSTY RHODES (1983) versus BULLY RAY (2011) ©
** Dog-Collar Match ** versus This match is a long time coming. American Dream versus the cowardly leader of the "Anti-Bullying" platform TOXIC, Bully Ray (2013). "REVENGE" opens with the full Tribe of Xtreme Iz Created entourage marching to the ring behind leader (and TV champion) Bully Ray. Tribe Of Xtreme Iz Created includes: Ryback (2015) Aces and Eights (Knuxx & Tomko) Headhunterz w/ Tamina Sabu (2001) Dean Ambrose © w/ Roman Reigns "Aces & Eights" = T.O.X.I.C!! Bully Ray explains how they dropped the dead-weight D-Von Dudley (after Survivor Series), and even shouts out WORLD CHAMPION Hollywood Hulk Hogan 1997 (see above). Thankfully, we are saved from more TOXIC ranting by the entrance of DUSTY RHODES! (big pop!!) Dusty savages Bully Ray and his gang something awful on the mic, all along while hyping the forthcoming match stipulation. The ultimate neutralizer, and Mid-South staple: the DOG COLLAR MATCH! Bully Ray's cowardly hesitation & Dusty's brazen challenges collide before our first break, as the entertaining banter continues.** CUT TO COMMERCIAL ** We return from commercial to see both men finally tethered & tensing anticipation, and the fans slowly worked into a lather. We start slow, with Bully Ray being unable to stall long, before cranking it into high gear. Shout out to Starrcade 83, NWA Best of Seven 2012 (Cabana vs Pearce, I saw that LIVE), Mid-South Buzz Sawyer & Punk vs Raven in ROH. Dusty in a bullrope match + Bully Ray Xtreme Rulez x5. Dusty bleeds. Bully Ray bleeds. Total pandemonium that more than fulfills our "brawl through the stands" portion of the card. At one point towards mid-match, they nearly get tangled before BAM! Dusty Rhodes accidentally takes out the referee with an errant Bionic Elbow shot! (but did Bully Ray really hide behind the ref instead??) Sure enough, TOXIC-interference (Aces & Eights Mash-Up version feat Knuxx & Tomko) ensues. The two henchmen help drop Dusty Rhodes & give Bully Ray the advantage. Just then: BCCW Commissioner HHH appears at the top of the entrance ramp to hurriedly rush-in a replacement referee! Keen viewers recognize the official as forever-tainted/corrupt/Tim Donoghy-ass muthaphuckker & New England legend "Dangerous" Danny Davis! (1987)Danny Davis is the replacement ref sent to the ring by Commissioner HHH! The fix is in!Bully Ray for the pin on Dusty Rhodes! No! 1! 2! (KICK OUT!) Even replacement ref Danny Davis is surprised! Bully Ray irate! Dusty Rhodes uses that argument to mount his bloody babyface comeback! In the end, after Danny Davis stalled on the pinfall attempt once too many, Dusty Rhodes finally said "F it" and delivered a stiff steel chair shot to Danny Davis that knocked him out of his referee stripes for the night. With the fans roaring their approval and momentum in his favor, Dusty beat Bully Ray to within an inch of his life, while the original referee regained his bearings. The disoriented original referee drags himself into position just in time to register the pinfall... 1!... 2!... 3!!!!! (big pop!) DUSTY RHODES HAS DONE IT! DUSTY RHODES HAS DONE IT! HE'S THE NEW TELEVISION CHAMPION of the WORLD!! Winner (and NEW Television champion): DUSTY RHODES!!!Not so fast, says Commissioner HHH...But the celebratory champagne has barely been cracked, when Commissioner HHH makes his buzzkill entrance. In traditional heelish & overplayed fashion (ala "Dusty finish") - Commissioner HHH uses legal rhetoric to strike Dusty's victory from the record (for striking an official... 2x) - ordering a DQ instead - and awarding the TV title BACK to Bully Ray! (booooooooo!) Of course crowd is irate, and their vocal chants of "BULLS***!" must be muted from the broadcast.
Commissioner HHH leaves himself vulnerable for just one second, but it's enough for Dusty Rhodes to get his blood-stained hands & steel chain on the Commissioner himself for some down-home justice! (meanwhile Bully Ray uses the distraction to steal back possession of the TV belt & disappear a bloody, discombobulated mess backstage). In a hugely-popular, crowd-pleasing moment - Dusty Rhodes rips Commissioner HHH to shreds & busts his head open Attitude-Era style with the Dog-Collar steel chain! Dusty Rhodes chokes Commissioner HHH until he's unconscious! All the while the crowd is going wild! Dusty Rhodes does what's "best for business" and takes out Commissioner HHH!!** CUT TO COMMERCIAL ** __________________________________________________________________________DYNAMITE KID (1984) vs SENSHI (2003)
** Flyweight Bout ** versus How do you top such a raucous opener? With another stiff classic, but on a different plateau. Heralded upon their own merits, and not pigeon-holed or discriminated against because of size, the Flyweight superstars of BCCW are a main event every time out. The rivalry runs deep between these two men on the BCCW stage (check BCCW Fight Night Extras for their saga) and culminates tonight. Full tale of the tape and MMA-styled walkouts w/ Bruce Buffer-like intros. Both men absolutely stiff the shit out of each other, with the crowd nearly gasping with every exchange. Fans light up the airwaves with dueling chants & ROH enthusiasm.
Imagine taking the most exciting 15-second breakbeat from your favorite MMA fight, and looping it to produce a full-length BANGER. Legit KO's are almost palpable (see Low-Ki vs Sami Callihan). In the end, Dynamite Kid weathers an incredible storm, to finally earn the pinfall after a rolling German suplex left BOTH men's shoulders down - but Kid was able to get one up at 2.5. Absolutely incredible bout with fans chanting "MATCH of the YEAR"! Both men look exhausted, physically & emotionally. Dynamite Kid (with the fans encouragement) is even willing to offer the "handshake of mutual respect", but Senshi angrily DECLINES it by storming away in a tantrum. Winner: DYNAMITE KID** CUT TO COMMERCIAL ** ** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE ** Illuminati power-players SGoldberg & Toots Mondt are raging backstage, looking for Dusty Rhodes & swearing vindication. Instead, BCCW HW Champion Killer Kowalski finds *them* - and wants the same championship precautions for his match tonight. Before SGoldberg & Toots Mondt can respond, we get the entrance of BCCW President Paul Bowser!! (big pop!!!) With a satisfied smile (in the wake of WWE Survivor Series 2013 in Boston), Bowser reveals that Commissioner HHH's sudden absence qualifies as a corporate emergency. That in that void, President Bowser is able to shuffle the card if it's "best for business"...
In this case PBowser is *BANNING* all ringside seconds (managers/bodyguards/valets/etc...) from the remaining championship contests tonight! Furthermore, if Killer Kowalski's bout is marred by interference, he will be *STRIPPED* of the BCCW HW title! We will prove beyond the shadow of a doubt tonight who is the better man!! Toots Mondt calls PBowser's bluff, and demands to see this in writing. PBowser assures him the order is being courier-delivered to the arena as we speak! SGoldberg is sweating profusely! Toots Mondt glares at the smirking Paul Bowser with murderous intent! Killer Kowalski is raving in the background! BCCW President Paul Bowser has the heavy artillery coming in tonight. Honor returns to Banner City! "Boston Street Fight" for the Heavyweight championship tonight!!** CUT TO COMMERCIAL ** __________________________________________________________________________** BCCW 6-Man Tag Team titles **INSIDERS (w/ Buddy Rogers) © versus TRASH PACK (w/ Boston Bad Boy Tony Rumble) w/ versus w/ Mash-Up Wrestling ondemand:** Trash Pack on the rise (click here) **** Trash Pack challenges the Insiders (click here) **Hollywood-stylized video recap in a Reservoir Dogs / The Town kind of way, that paints a vivid picture of "Haves" vs "Have Nots". In this case it is the 4 Horsemen & Fixer Inc of Fantasy Wrestling - the Insiders, with their exclusive-connections, threads & title lineage... versus the working class "bums" & outcasts (think Boston pre-2004) TRASH PACK led by "Boston Bad Boy" Tony Rumble. Umaga REVENGE!!Former Buddy Rogers-guy & BCCW 6-Man Tag Team champion UMAGA (2007) is the crown jewel of the match, and the entire thing is structured around his primeval desire to seek REVENGE. Rumble & Booger produce the "entertainment" (with Test & Matt Morgan becoming hilariously indignant over Boogers gross mishaps), while Kamala fits somewhere comfortably in the middle. He is humorous enough to derive comedic reactions from MIZ, but is still big & scary enough to be seen as an equalizer to twin 7-footers Morgan & Test. Meanwhile, Umaga is NO JOKE in the ring & MIZ spends most of the time trying to avoid him. It is only when Umaga has been well-beaten down by Test & Morgan before Miz even *considers* tagging in opposite him. The MIZ (2011) always takes advantage.Rumble & Rogers are still at ringside (despite PBowser's earlier decree), because the legal writ wasn't in place - but we're getting word now on commentary, that a limo has pulled into the arena - and you won't believe who's inside!! Finally we get the big schmozz-ending, with Tony Rumble SOCKING Buddy Rogers in the face (CHEEEEER!) and knocking his victory cigar askew! The Trash Pack goes absolutely ballistic & the Insiders just can't keep up. One by one, Test & Matt Morgan go down at the hands of Trash Pack double-and-triple teams, until only Miz remains... but instead of giving them (or the fans that satisfaction)... Miz steals his 6-Man belt back and retreats backstage, comfortable to fight again another day... Boooooo! Those cowardly Money Inc bastards! Winners (by count-out): TRASH PACKWe barely have time to boo yet another crooked finish, as Tony Rumble gets his hands on Buddy Rogers for what promises to be a very pleasing moment. Sure enough, Rumble feeds a begging Rogers to the lions - and lights Rogers own victory cigar in a Red Auerbach moment - as Rogers is CRUSHED by a top rope Superfly Banzai from Umaga!! Insiders may have kept the gold, but Trash Pack won the fans heart!! Umaga Superfly Banzai to "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers!!** CUT TO COMMERCIAL ** ** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
MIZ & Buddy Rogers (w/ crew) are leaving the building in a huff, refusing comment. But before they can go completely - they are stopped by BCCW President Paul Bowser! A stinging verbal exchange continues, with Insiders completely disrespecting President Bowser's authority... until WWE CEO Shane McMahon & Mash-Up Wrestling promoter PAUL NITRO (WWEFan) emerge into the picture as well! (big pop!!) Enter SGoldberg & Toots Mondt to receive the legal order personally! As of this point, PBowser & crew are running this show! AND! Ordering a 6-Man Tag Team title REMATCH in December! Insiders versus Trash Pack... "No Count-out, No DQ, NO HOLDS BARRED!" match!! MIZ & Buddy Rogers are aghast! Mondt & SGoldberg shaken! Shane McMahon & Paul Nitro close with the comments "welcome to on-Broadway now, fellas..." WWE CEO Shane McMahon & Mash-Up Wrestling promoter Paul Nitro are helping President Paul Bowser take back his show!BCCW HW Championship Match! Boston Street Fight! Tonight! Stay tuned!! ** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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Post by MadStepDad on Nov 23, 2013 10:17:54 GMT -5
__________________________________________________________________________** BCCW Middleweight Championship **RICKY "the Dragon" STEAMBOAT (1989) versus DEAN AMBROSE (2015) © versus Underground, TOXIC-Shield affiliated, XPW Remixed & Death Match veteran ("the Dark") versus the mainstream, clean-cut, purebred Superstar with championship accreditation ("the Light"). These two men have traded the Middleweight title back-and-forth in heated warfare. Match itself is the opposite of the "slambang" variety witnessed thus far, with each man seeming to think the best way to conquer the other is to ground him as much as possible. Fulfills our "mat-work" quota of the card, with an emphasis on Dean's dirty fighting & Steamboat's miraculous resiliency. Their shared battles at WWE Survivor Series in Boston 2013 (Mash-Up Version) are discussed on commentary, as is TOXIC's "anti-bullying" platform. Match gives the crowd a chance to flex their dueling chant skills. 90% behind Steamboat, but small pockets of sarcastic resistance remain. The match heats up slowly, and before you know it, Commentators are hollering that we *must* take a commercial break, but if the match ends we will replay the finish! ** CUT TO COMMERCIAL ** Resuming 15+ minutes in this Championship Match (think: regular TV match is a 3-round MMA fight... but a title fight is 5 rounds, or 25 minutes). No corner breaks or round interruptions, strictly survival of the fittest. And thus far tonight, both men are evenly matched (especially without Dean Ambrose bodyguard Roman Reigns around to muck things up from ringside). We escalate into brawling w/ stiff chops & suplexes to really get the crowd going, as the eventual countdown begins. 3 minutes left! 2 minutes left! An exciting chain of near-falls & reversals bring us to our conclusion, but neither man can secure a finish! Crowd wants 5 more minutes! Steamboat is ready! Dean Ambrose... is NOT! Bodyguard Roman Reigns rejoins him from backstage, and together the two of them leave ringside with the belt in tow! Big boos for Ambrose, but he's still the champion! Winner: NONE (Time Limit Draw)** CUT TO COMMERCIAL ** BCCW presents...Best of the Best 3!!Invitation only! 16 of the best junior-heavyweight, cruiserweight, Flyweight wrestlers in the world! One tremendous opportunity! This year POTENTIAL is the key-word, and we promise a series of BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCES! Only on the grandest stage in fantasy wrestling today, BCCW! Coming all month in December!** CUT TO COMMERCIAL ** Mash-Up Wrestling ondemand:** Cena vs Kowalski... the 1st encounter! BCCW TV Episode #6!! (click here) **John Cena (cheeeeer!!! mixed with rising boos) promo. He congratulates PBowser, Shane McMahon & Paul Nitro while simultaneously dissing the Illuminati - particularly WORLD champion Hollywood Hulk Hogan. Cena closes by addressing his long-standing personal issues with Kowalski, and how this match is the definitive "battle for the streets". The BCCW HW title means everything because fantasy wrestling was born in MA. Cena will prove tonight who really runs Boston. 3's up! ** CUT TO COMMERCIAL ** __________________________________________________________________________** BCCW Flyweight championship **GUS SONNENBERG (1930) © versus CHRIS SABIN (2013) versus ** Mash-Up Wrestling ondemand **** Gus Sonnenberg wins FW title (click here) **** Chris Sabin wins FW title (click here) **** Gus Sonnenberg wins FW title (2x) click here **Chris Sabin (2013) is in full sarcastic-heel mode ala post-TNA title run. Gus Sonnenberg (1930) is the native New England legend with a championship chip on his shoulder. Big-time fight intros for both men. Criss-crossing rolls of colored streamers cover the ring. After the staredown and circle, GSon and Chris Sabin start by chopping the shit out of each other loudly as possible. A loud “GSon” chant starts up as both men exchange strikes & grapples. GSon powers Sabin to the corner, but he escapes. GSon uses a strength-advantage to take Sabin down on the mat. A scramble ensues and the crowd is loving the action. Chris Sabin kicks GSon out of a shoulderblock attempt, but Sonnenberg won’t go down. Chris Sabin starts unleashing the futuristic offense. Back and forth the two men go, with commentators marking this as an INCREDIBLE night of fantasy wrestling action (Mash-Up Wrestling Show of the Year 2013 perhaps???) After another remarkable scramble fraught with reversals & counters, GSon finishes with a rolling Boston Crab to Chris Sabin! Sabin is trying to make his way to the ropes, but GSon wrenches his own knee in Sabins back, Lion-Tamer style, to prevent him! Crowd is going crazy! Chris Sabin *finally* gets a rope break, and the crowd cheers *that* too! They start a loud "BCCW!" chant! GSon has a frustrated look on his face staring at Sabin. Sonnenberg wants to finish Sabin with his Providence Steamroller, but gets caught up in another stiff exchange of slaps, jabs & boxing. Chris Sabin winds up getting an amazing sit-out powerbomb that nearly ended the match! Fans & commentators thought it was over! "GSON!" chant! Sonnenberg begins the babyface rally, but Chris Sabin responds with a shoot-kick to the back of the head! Chris Sabin to the top rope for the finish...! But GSon recovers in time to *crotch* Chris Sabin on the top rope! By the time Sabin is able to stagger to his feet, GSon has recovered enough to unleash his PROVIDENCE STEAMROLLER! (half Gore/ half POUNCE!)!! 1!.. 2!.. 3!! GSON RETAINS! A huge cheer swells up from the crowd! Winner (and STILL BCCW Flyweight champion): GUS SONNENBERG** CUT TO COMMERCIAL ** (More main event video-hype) Backstage promo from BCCW HW champion Killer Kowalski... this is far from over, and Kowalski will perform a legal homicide tonight in the streets of Boston!** CUT TO COMMERCIAL ** __________________________________________________________________________** World Woman's Championship **EVE (2012) versus MILDRED BURKE (1952) © versus Mash-Up Wrestling ondemand:** Mildred Burke's historic title victory - this time last year @ XPW Remixed presents: Redemption (click here) **As with every official Woman's bout since the Commissioner debacle, Taryn Terrell (2013) is the referee. Eve Torres is the female face of the Gracie jujitsu program, and her fantasy feud here opposite Mildred Burke is nothing short of fight-fiction magic. Relying heavily on her "hooker" & shoot-fighting days, MBurke casts an intimidating shadow over the world of Woman's fantasy wrestling, despite her diminutive stature. Tonight MBurke is on the verge of surpassing an incredible milestone in this game - an uninterrupted, 365-day *undefeated* reign as World Champion! Nobody since Mash-Up Wrestling's 1st World Champion Lou Thesz, have we seen such consistent excellence! Tonight, Eve Torres Gracie (the bitter, spiteful, narcissistic heel) plans to be the spoiler. Not so. In shades of true bitchy Ronda Rousey-style (shout out to TUF season this year that made me like Rousey less), MBurke bullies her opponent - suffers a close-call finish - before pulling it out in the end to submit Eve via armbreaker submission! MBURKE has done it! Cue the ticker-tape & balloon celebration! 365-days and counting! A historic reign continues @ REVENGE! Winner (and STILL Undefeated Woman's champion): MILDRED BURKE!!Post match MBurke (tear in her eyes) enjoys the honor & glory, before hinting at a forthcoming retirement. BUT - before she goes - MBurke has something very important she wants to say... and it's for that little two-faced, Canadian tramp TRISH STRATUS! (big pop!) Shoot promo from Mildred Burke!MILDRED BURKE (as penned by MSD): It's the season for giving, and I'm delivering a little message to Trish Stratus this holiday. It's time for the fans to know what kind of jealous, catty, spiteful B**** you really are!! I hear your little chatter when you're safe in your litter box up North, but the real talk goes down here - in this ring. The truth is, you're shallow & insecure. You fear me, but don't have the *balls* to bring it to my face. So you hide behind your tantrums & outbursts... you whine & complain... because that's what spoiled lil brats do! But here's what *I'm* going to do this Christmas, I'm going... ** Just then - the theme song interruption of...** AWESOME KONG! AWESOME KONG is in the building!!The Awesome One teases inevitable friction with MBurke as Commentators reveal Kong was the woman MBurke BEAT for the title in the 1st place, this time last year! Fans are marking out! Kong vs Burke?? But instead of going after MBurke here, Awesome Kong targets Eve Torres and makes her the sacrificial lamb heading out the company door (think Michelle McCool in WWE)! Not even referee Taryn Terrell wants to try to stop this massacre! WHAM BAM thank you MAAM! Awesome Kong destroys Eve and sends a very powerful message to Mildred Burke... YOU'RE NEXT!!Awesome Kong wants *her* World Woman's Championship BACK!!** CUT TO COMMERCIAL ** __________________________________________________________________________** MAIN EVENT **
** BCCW Heavyweight Championship **JOHN CENA (2013) versus KILLER KOWALKSI (1973) ©
** Boston Street Fight ** versus Historic fantasy-wrestling match with a deep social subtext. In some places still, MA is "Kowalski Territory"... and "Cenation" is considered a rude intrusion. These fans are mostly older males (witness the deep baritone voices associated with every anti-Cena crowd chant). They represent veterans of the busing wars, bred on insular superiority. Land of the free and home of the brave. Except in Boston. Ask Bill Russell. These old school fans crave tradition, and to them - Killer Kowalski's reign of tyranny is the "good old days". Cena is the worst of the pandering lot; a wigger who has fully appropriated "their" culture. Hip Hop culture. To these old school staid traditionalists, Cena's transgressions are unforgivable. That emboldened wigger spirit is the main reason they continue to boo Cena to this day, even though it was those same stupid white people who turned one of wrestling's greatest heel characters (Cena circa 2003) into the whitewashed media Icon he became, ala MM2 (but I digress). To those people, who counter every "LET'S GO CENA!" rally with a "CENA SUCKS!" chant of your own, Killer Kowalski (1972) is written to appease you. BCCW Heavyweight champion KILLER KOWALSKI comes down hard on John Cena, trying to pull a Yukon Eric on the "Face of Fantasy Wrestling"!John Cena (2013) on the other hand - hears what you have to say and that's cool - but kindly fuck you because I'm going to do me regardless. You either ride with us or collide with us. It's as simple as that for me and my players. 2Pac himself said it best; "make songs for the bitches (females) & the n****z will come". Well, like it or not, Cena makes songs for the bitches (females). And no matter how hard you try to "Kenny-Dykstra" John Cena, or his slander his reputation, you just come off as the bitter player-hata you are. The fact of the matter is, "hustle loyalty respect" isn't just a fancy catchphrase. It's a way of life. For the seeds of the Boston Projects (word to Slaine), that means everything. In BCCW, John Cena stands for the constant burning desire to BE somebody. We are bred for battle yet rise above hate. The true spirit of competition. John Cena *is* Hip Hop, to that extent. This is a battle for the soul of the same city that deified Tom Yawkey & screamed "no coloreds allowed"! - but would also graciously chant "BEAT LA!" to the opposing team in a show of great sportsmanship & civic pride. Same place, two very different sides of the coin. Quick rap-to-wrestling history lesson: From John Cena's "U Can't See Me!" hand-gesture that he jacked from "I Can't Feel My Face" (the never-released Lil Wayne/Juelz Santana duet album - in fact, when you saw pro athletes like LBJ performing this gesture at the time, it was *NOT* in support of Cena, as the WWE would have you believe, but instead this coke rap-related reference). To the Boston 3's Cena throws up every time he poses (remember Paul Pierce's "menacing gesture"... lol) John Cena IS Boston Hip Hop through-and-through, for better or for worse. Jadakiss may have said it first ("the champ is here!" - that's where Cena took THAT from as well), but Cena wears that badge best in the squared circle. Word life. It's all basic thuganomics, but you're just now catching up with it. Tonight is our bloody REVENGE. I saw John Cena rip it up live against Chris Jericho to win the World title @ Survivor Series 2008 in Boston... I saw John Cena rip it up live & retain the World title against ADR @ Survivor Series 2013 in Boston... and tonight we witness John Cena (YAAAY! / BOOOO!) became the definitive "King of Beantown" in a brutal, bloody Boston Street Fight against Killer Kowalski. The torch is passed. The World is yours, and though Killer Kowalski was not ready to hand the baton over, John Cena took it tonight with ruthless aggression. FU-Attitude Adjustment (Finisher of the Year 2013, perhaps??) is the exclamation point. 1!.. 2!.. 3!! Bill Russell finally gets his statue. John Cena is the new BCCW HW title holder - and Boston gets another championship ring. Winner (and NEW BCCW Heavyweight champion): JOHN CENA (2013)!!!** what's next for the champ John Cena?? **JOHN CENA (as penned by MSD): The only "next" is RIGHT NOW! Right now, right here, in this very ring. I left everything I had in these streets tonight, and proved beyond the shadow of a doubt that the champ is HERE. Not in Panda Country! Not in WWE, or Canada or Hollywood or anywhere else! But right HERE in front of the best fans in the world. Right here in Mash-Up Wrestling. I told you I wasn't done, boys! Not by a longshot! Matter of fact, I'm just getting warmed up! Consider this Kowalski-azz kickin a mere prelude to what I have planned for 2014. I gave you fair warning once upon a time, and now my quest has become renewed. This chessboard ain't big enough for both of us. The race to build a bigger bomb begins now! This is Cenation! This is BCCW! Mash-Up Wrestling! And the CHAMP. IZ. HEEERRE!!!!** FADE OUT ** __________________________________________________________________________OutroWith great power...
With great intrigue...
With great anticipation...Comes... BCCW's gift to fantasy wrestling. Coming Christmas 2013[end tranmission]
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Slade
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Post by Slade on Feb 16, 2014 20:19:39 GMT -5
Damn it, my man, you are on a roll!
This is brilliant. I'm not writing those words lightly. I don't write them to blow smoke up your ass. I have nothing bad to say about this show. I have only praise for it. Sure, I could be nitpicky and tell you that I would have preferred a clear victor in the Steamboat/Ambrose match, but I have no problem with how you chose to book it in the end. I mean, really, you seem to be cranking out the highest quality of mash-up material lately. In particular, I will say that each of your supercards this season (fall 2013) have been the best phenomenal. I might say that the Halloween show with the Illuminati reveal is still my favourite, but this isn't that far behind.
And I'm saying all of this even though the TV Title and Heavyweight Title matches were won by the guys I wanted to see lose. My personal preferences were for Dusty to come out on top and for Kowalski to retain. Dusty did win, but the Dusty Finish got him in the end. I hated it and loved it at the same time. My favourite wrestler in BCCW, as you portray him, is Dusty Rhodes, so I was dying to see him get the gold. I love Bully Ray, too, but I'm a solid Stardust mark through and through. I love what you do with him.
And while I wanted Kowalski to retain the title, I'm glad Cena won. I mean, I think it was more important to have one of Dusty or Cena go home with the gold than neither of them. I wanted it to be Dusty, but if not him, it needed to be Cena. So, in that sense, I'm happy he came out on top. Plus, I guess you've already had Dusty vs. Kowalski battle for the organization's top strap, so it's a good idea to put Cena over to get some fresh main event programmes. I think you've got more options with him in the long run than you do with Kowalski at this stage of the game.
Oh yeah, before I forget - the return of Awesome Kong! I loved it!
This was fun reading.
And it was a magnificent show.
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Post by karlhugo on Feb 16, 2014 20:21:57 GMT -5
I concur, Slade. If WCW is the Hollywood stage of Mash Up Wrestling. If AGPW is the "crown jewel" and WWE is old reliable. Then BCCW is a little bit of all of them. I don't know how you do it, but you have consistently topped yourself. Just when I think every show can't get any bigger, you pull out all the stops. I "get it", I really do. The write ups were incredible, especially the main event Cena vs Kowalski. Very illuminating, if not borderline stereotypical, but a point very well received. I mean, is this stuff even fantasy wrestling? It's almost like a historical overview mixed in with a greater context. You always say "it's bigger than just fantasy wrestling" and this is a perfect example of that.
What else to say?
It's great to see the Mildred Burke/Awesome Kong feud come full circle. I wonder if a certain Ms Top Shelf had anything to do with it? Great finish to steamboat/Ambrose especially if you choose them for your yearly Best of 7 feud. I also liked the strong victory by Gus Sonnenberg, who has quickly become a favorite of mine through your writing. To think I never even heard of him before BCCW is a testament to your amazing work. I love the Mash Up crossover appearances, so it's great to see Paul Nitro the WWEFan show up on a BCCW broadcast. It's an interesting counter to the Illuminati and after what happened to commissioner HHH tonight, it may be the start of the changing tide.
Every match was incredible; a main event all their own. The episode, while lengthy, flowed perfectly. I look forward to Best of the Best 3, and your "Great Expectations" teaser leaves my highly intrigued. While it's still tough to see John Cena as the reigning face of everything, your enthusiasm for his character clearly shines through and I can't help but get swayed with the emotion. Fantastic effort as usual from the Mash Up Posse captain as you continue to lead by example!
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Post by MadStepDad on Feb 16, 2014 21:56:44 GMT -5
Thanks, homies. I feel the love. 2013 was a great launching point for Mash-Up Wrestling, but in 2014 we SPREAD THE PLAGUE. Brace yourselves.
peace,
MSD
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Post by somethingsavage on Feb 18, 2014 16:01:35 GMT -5
Not to blow more smoke, but yeah. I got'stah FAN THA' FLAMES a bit myself. Phenomenal freaking show, man. Nobody quite captures the feel, the energy, and the atmosphere of these huge, monumental events like you do. And I mean that. There's a certain sense of something special at work in each & every encounter across the card here. Above all else, it puts things at an EPIC level and places Broken City on the mountaintop for me.
Said it before, but I'll say it again - you channel and voice John Cena better than ANYBODY. Never been more into the guy's Superman routine. But, for this arena & in this region, it just makes good sense. Very fitting promo to close out the show. Personified this precise moment in time as something significant, historic, and memorable. It all goes back to that special feeling of something being larger than life & grander than it would be otherwise. You take little things like this and capitalize on 'em to make them feel bigger and broader than they probably SHOULD be in all due respect. Nicely done, bromigo.
If Moolah is playing Harley Race to the ladies' division up in Grand Prix, then Mildred is certainly churning out her best Thesz impersonation here. Digging the ripple effect that seems to be creating some waves in the women's ranks lately. You guys are collectively raising the bar in that regard.
I'm stoked for the Flyweight tourney that's forthcoming, man. Absolutely cannot wait to see what kind of battles & brackets we get within that thing. Stacking two meaningful matches from those ranks on the card today was a subtle but smart way to gear us up for it, fer sure.
Much appreciation for the inclusion of the Dog Collar stipulation. As ya already know, I've just been WAITING for ya to pull the trigger on that deal. And ya definitely delivered for me, man. Never do let me down, my dood. Haha. Even busting out the ole Dusty Finish on me didn't seem like a setback, since ya lived up to the actual stip AND gave us a good go-home image with the brutal beat-down of Mister Aitch. I think PERHAPS ya played that one too early, since Hunter is new to the landscape and all - but hey. It's the holiday season, so pulling out all the stops seems absolutely appropriate around this time o' year.
Superfly Banzai to Budro Rogers! Total mark-out moment for me there as well.
I can see the issue about the non-finish to Steamer & Dean. Felt like this would be their series finale, but it just didn't come across that way. MAYBE ya plan on pursuing it at a later date though, so I won't yawn on the whole thing. Overall, it's been a productive string of contests for Ambrose in particular. Plus it brought Ricky into the fold with substance. I don't know. Maybe it was just the combination of running the Dusty Finish, followed later by this. Felt a little flatter than it would've been on its own, perhaps on a separate evening altogether. Ohh well.
Round of applause for your track o' choice today, too. Hadn't heard it before, and I'm forever a fan of being dialed into new sounds. Matter of fact, anytime there's some gym tunes you can rec me, I'd 'preciate that. =D
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