Post by MadStepDad on Nov 12, 2013 9:57:07 GMT -5
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** BCCW has 6 recognized championships **
Heavyweight (225 lbs +)
Middleweight (205 lbs +)
Flyweight (under 200 lbs)
Television title (catch weight)
6-Man Tag Team titles
World Woman’s championship
** BCCW produces a 2-hour block of programming on the NESN channel (home of the **2013 World Series Winner** Boston Red Sox). Every episode is released on DVD or mp4 for individual retail. Commercials come in top-heavy loads throughout the 135 mins or so (with overrun) because matches continue uninterrupted. The DVD/mp4 versions omit commercial breaks entirely. TV time limits are 15 minutes. **
** Post match protocol calls for the bout winner to be granted a 90-second interview piece with in-ring correspondent MSD (like Joe Rogan in the UFC, or Larry Nelson on AWA ESPN classic reruns). **
** All matches sanctioned by Mash-Up Wrestling. **
** THIS IS BCCW!! **
** RINGSIDE COMMENTARY TEAM **
Gordon Solie & Matt Striker
A few words from our esteemed EiC MSD:
I'm on that grind, I'm on that bend. This is fantasy wrestling straight with no end. Promoters shook but we did it again. Promote no Bias when I'm on that Len. That's just a quick 4-bar salute to keep you on your toes! This is Broken City Championship Wrestling by MadStepDad & we're on another 24-hour Mash-Up Wrestling BENDER. Art imitates real-life as WWE Survivor Series comes to Boston in November 2013! YOU KNOW YOUR BOY MSD WILL BE IN THE HOUSE! Holla at a muthaphuckkin duck! Then, we get our "REVENGE" with a special 3-hour edition of BCCW TV that will keep the fans rocking! Huge things going down in Mash-Up Wrestling as the year comes to a close! I'm George Washington on these weak internet scribes: I never tell a lie!
TONIGHT!
A huge feast for revenge as hometown-legend John Cena (2013) takes on the slanderous "Killer-Kowalski-guy" and local upstart Kenny Dykstra (2007!) The war of words between these two climaxed last week on BCCW TV Episode #30 (Virtual Reality) when KDykstra pulled the backstage curtain aside & revealed some very scandalous allegations! TONIGHT! Their long-standing, thus-far-unresolved, personal issues comes to a raging end in the Fight-Fiction arena known as Mash-Up Wrestling!!!! Xtreme Rulez Grudge Match! BCCW is giving you that premium Mash-Up martini, shaken not stirred!!
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"Funky Drunken Monkey Method"
"Babydoll" = Brooke Hogan
"Nikita & Ivan Koloff" = Bully Ray, Dean Ambrose & T.O.X.I.C.
Dusty Rhodes joins with a Gorilla @ WWE Survivor Series to take down the TOXIC crew!
Reigning BCCW TV champion Bully Ray (2013) does not take kindly to the taunts & teases from Dusty Rhodes. He has some harsh retorts of his own, but Dusty has completely turned the crowd against Bully with his humorous antics. The crowd interrupts Bully Ray with chants of "CHUNKY MONKEY!" and "BROOKE is an APE!" Bully Ray is driven into such a lather, that he accepts an impromptu challenge to defend his Television title RIGHT NOW! The fans still ride him though, and it's enough to drive Bully Ray into a tantrum where he storm off the set as the crowd (led by Dusty Rhodes) jeer him on!
BCCW Television champion Bully Ray has a monkey on his back!
** BCCW TV title defense coming up next!! **
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** BCCW Television title **
BULLY RAY (2013) vs ELIA MARKOPOLOUS (2012)
versus
After a brief conference with his legal consortium (the FIRM led by Wild Red Berry & feat: Damien Sandow & David Otunga) - Bully Ray is in the ring to announce he is indeed defending his BCCW TV title as stipulated... but it's against an opponent of HIS choosing! Bring on the lucky competitor! Enter bland, anonymous (and skinny) jobber Elia Markopolous! (failed TNA Gut Check contender 2012)! Fans boo Bully Ray's insincerity & genuine mean streak. He gladly bullies the undersized jobber in action, while cursing the name of Dusty Rhodes the entire time! Even with all that, Bully Ray still uses TOXIC henchman Ryback to nearly kill the kid with a clothesline at ringside. Straight bully antics. The real focal point of the segment is to once again give Bully Ray steady mic-time to sell the upcoming issues. TOXIC's anti-bullying campaign is in high gear! American Dream Team goes down @ WWE Survivor Series!!
Winner (and STILL BCCW TV champion): BULLY RAY
Ryback (2013) is part of Team T.O.X.I.C. @ WWE Survivor Series
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** BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW **
"Killer-Kowalski-guy" Kenny Dykstra (2007) & valet Misty Blue Simmes (1990) cut a promo addressing Cena's alleged philandering & their main event match tonight. KDykstra is irate over Cena's indiscretions, and promises to extract an Xtreme revenge.
John Cena (2013) vs Kenny Dykstra (2007)
(Xtreme Rulez Grudge Match)
Tonight!!
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EVE & SABLE
versus
MILDRED & BRITTANY BROWN
(w/ Boston Bad Boy Tony Rumble)
versus
w/
Commentators recap Mildred Burke's ongoing war of words with an unnamed female Canadian wrestler, as well as her upcoming title defense against Eve Torres @ "REVENGE". The two-faced Eve Torres legally conned her way into a championship match, but is having all kinds of trouble here tonight keeping her pretentious ego in check against the equally-witchy Sable (1999). Eve Torres & Sable have their own catty subtext, while MBurke works seamlessly with working-class hero & "Trash Pack" gal Brittany Brown. This is a remixed version of Tony Rumble's famous "Whack Pack" (see XPW Remixed), sprinkled with a little bit of the toy phenomenon that sparked a minor craze ("Trash Pack"). Eve Torres (after trying to avoid MBurke for most of the match before finally getting blasted) decided to bail on the match, leaving Sable to be double-teamed & pinned by the babyface duo! MBurke & Brittany Brown celebrate their victory with the fans, and Burke has some strong words RE: her nearly 365-day title reign!! Historic!
Winners: MILDRED BURKE & BRITTANY BROWN
"Boston Bad Boy" Tony Rumble hints the Trash Pack's duties have only begun... they will make a *HUGE* stink before the night is over...
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** BACKSTAGE SKIT **
Bully Ray & his roving pack of TOXIC marauders - still sore about the "monkey jokes" - and smarting for "REVENGE". Cue classic "intimidation of random undersized backstage personnel" segment, with Bully Ray & D-Von Dudley leering down upon their prey. But before they can kill the poor guy, he is calmly removed from the scene by GUS SONNENBERG (1929) - BCCW Flyweight champion! The stoic (if not "undersized") GSon bravely takes the place of the bullied & turns the tables on BCCW TV champion Bully Ray!! "Why don't you pick on somebody your own size..." GSon ominously grumbles... and Bully Ray backs off!! Instead, D-Von picks up the mantle, saying "I got this", and we get the promise of a big match to come later tonight! Gus Sonnenberg vs D-Von Dudley in a catchweight bout! Stay tuned!
GSon vs DVon!
Tonight!
Stay tuned!
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El Presidente
Majority owners of BCCW: Sheldon Goldberg & VKM Jr (represented on-screen by Toots Mondt)
Scene: off-site meeting between key Illuminati brass, unfolding TNA bomb-camera style. Who: Toots Mondt presiding, Mr Goldberg presenting. Commissioner HHH, BCCW HW Champion Killer Kowalski & WWE Champion Ric FN Flair (WHOOOOOOOO!) attend (the latter via video-teleconference due to legal restrictions regarding his WWE championship claim).
...
(due to disclaimer rules & copyrights we cannot legally *show* you the WWE Championship belt)
Benedict Bernard Sheldon Goldberg is concluding a glowing power-point presentation that highlights all the new "success" of BCCW since the merger @ "Halloween in Hell 3". WORLD champion Hollywood Hulk Hogan and associates are keeping the main squeeze on Canada, while Commissioner HHH has brought sweeping changes to Broken City Championship Wrestling. All is good in Illuminati-land with an eye towards expansion... Atlanta perhaps...??
BCCW Heavyweight champion Killer Kowalski
Toots Mondt (consigliere to VKM Jr himself) has a plan from the boss that may "persuade" BCCW President Paul Bowser to relinquish his final portion of the company to them. Meanwhile, Killer Kowalski *demands* action for his own issues @ Survivor Series but is chided by Commissioner HHH for losing to Stone Cold Steve Austin in the first place @ Battleground: Civil War. When Flair (via video comm) dare have the audacity (WHOOOOOOO!) to make a crack about Kowalski-henchmen Kenny Dykstra's chances tonight against John Cena, Killer Kowalski flies into a tantrum and *SMASHES* the video projector screen, erasing Flair's feed! Killer Kowalski *POUNDS* the conference table with his fist, and as BCCW HW Champion, *demands* something be done to keep Cena & Dusty Rhodes out of the title picture!!
Commissioner HHH finally calms him down using sarcastic wit (and subliminally keeping his mentor Kowalski below him on the pecking order) and regains control of the meeting. In addition to securing the retirement stipulation attached to the TOXIC vs American Dream Team Survivor Series match (if Dusty Rhodes' team loses, he must retire)... Commissioner HHH now reveals he was able to secure a similar provision for the main event. So if John Cena's team loses @ Survivor Series, he'll *never again* receive a World *OR* BCCW HW title match! This will effectively blackball Cena from the Northeast! Kowalski likes this, and so do the others. The meeting is on its way to peaceful adjournment, when suddenly - a lowly office intern rushes into the scene to alert them of a sudden disturbance on the show that demands their immediate attention! The Illuminati-masterminds (Northeast Division) hurriedly break camp & rush to the nearest backstage monitor or live feed! Oh my, we must take a brief commercial break but...! What's this! It's the WWE Tag Team champions Steve Williams & Terry Gordy, and they're on their way to the ring! We'll be right back with more!
American Dream Team vs TOXIC! Super-Power vs Illuminati! WWE presents Survivor Series!
Coming to Boston 2013!!
Then, BCCW gets "REVENGE" with a special 3-hour episode of TV!
TONIGHT!
John Cena (2013) vs Kenny Dykstra (2007) in an Xtreme-Rulez GRUDGE MATCH! Stay tuned!!
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** BCCW 6-Man Tag Team Championship **
FOUR HORSEMEN vs INSIDERS
vs
Explosion. A combustible concoction that finally comes to a full tilt tonight. The disgruntled Steve Williams & Terry Gordy (*STILL* carrying around WWE Tag Team title belts) are sick and tired of being overlooked in "Fixers Incorporated", and only being used for grunt work. So they skip the fast-talk of manager "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers and go straight to the source - they call out Insider honcho & BCCW 6-man tag team champion THE MIZ (2011)! Miz calmly answers the call with his twin 7-foot insurance polices Test & Matt Morgan. MIZ isn't backing down! This requires the soothing run-in entrance of "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers & 4th Horseman Arn Anderson - who try to keep the two sides from warring. Instead, the tough-talk and "WANNA BET??" rhetoric becomes so strong, Buddy Rogers has no choice but to call for an ULTIMATE decision RIGHT NOW! Insiders vs 4 Horsemen for the BCCW 6-Man straps! The best team will win! Fans cheer! Commentators pop! The Illuminati is fracturing before our very eyes! Stay tuned for that explosive match!
"Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers - super agent to the stars - makes the final call! WAR!
We return from commercial break to get the match in full. Gordy & Williams vs Test & Morgan alone is a big-mans Dream Match, and all 4 work stiff. Gordy, Williams & Arn Anderson are getting the baby face pops, and finally Dr Death manages a babyface rally... but in the matches shocking conclusion he is *swerved* by his own partner Arn Anderson. Arn turns on Gordy & Williams to reveal his undying Illuminati affiliation, and suddenly Buddy Rogers earlier boasts make sense. Because he only makes sure bets. In this case, it is the merciless 4-on-2 beatdown of Gordy & Williams perpetuated by the Insiders & Arn Anderson. In short, they take Williams & Gordy OUT of BCCW. Probably for good. But more importantly, the Insiders are left holding the WWE Tag Team title belts - absorbing that lineage into their own. The Illuminati just got fortified. And the BCCW 6-Man championship has gained an untold-level of prestige.
Winners: INSIDERS
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"Locally Owned & American Made"
But despite another vain "championship celebration" perpetuated by Fixers Inc, things aren't as sweet as the strawberry Margarita they'd have you believe. In fact, things are about to get very tart... Once again UMAGA appears (big POP!) to play spoiler in Illuminati-land... but THIS time - instead of being an unmanned battle tank - he emerges with a new ally & guiding voice...
"Boston Bad Boy" Tony Rumble!!
The OG MA-legend has some hilarious tuff-tawk for rival manager Buddy Rogers! I'm baaaaAAAAck! Rogers helped destroy Rumble's original Whack Pack in BCCW, but now Rumble is back with another piece of discarded garbage from the Illuminati trash-heap... former BCCW 6-Man champion & Rogers-guy UMAGA (2007)! But Umaga isn't alone in this battle... Enter the TRASH PACK army!!
Kamala! Bastion Booger! Brittany Brown!!
The Trash talk (pardon the pun) between the two teams is electric, until Rumble hits Rogers right in his secret weakness (like Arnold Rothstein on Boardwalk Empire) - gambling. Wanna bet?? YOU'RE ON! 6-Man Tag Team title defense @ "REVENGE"! After the Insiders destroy BCCW forever at Survivor Series, they are dismantling the Trash Pack @ "REVENGE"!
** BCCW 6-Man Tag Team titles **
Insiders © (w/ Buddy Rogers) vs Umaga + Kamala & Bastion Booger (w/ Tony Rumble)
Only on the special 3-hour episode of BCCW TV titled "REVENGE"! Stay tuned!
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** BACKSTAGE PROMO **
Backstage correspondent MSD catches John Cena for an impassioned speech, in which he doesn't *deny* the allegations but certainly means to address them tonight. In the ring. Cena sells the importance of his teams Survivor Series victory, and the bitter sting of their betrayal @ Battleground: Civil War. Cena closes by addressing World champion Hollywood Hulk Hogan & BCCW HW champion Killer Kowalski personally, and promising REVENGE!!
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GUS SONNENBERG (1930) vs D-VON DUDLEY (2013)
** Catchweight Bout **
versus w/
Last-call hype for WWE Survivor Series, with D-Von & TOXIC's involvement being heavily covered. Aces & Eights-era D-Von Dudley gets the early advantage using size & dirty boxing (not to mention a dirty mouth - his barely-censored "F" bombs kept their fingers busy tonight). But even with the massive A&8 goon Knuxx lurking in D-Vons corner, GSon still mounts the emotional babyface comeback. The reigning BCCW Flyweight champion is a 5'6" 195 lb halfback who went to Dartmouth college before leading the Providence Steamrollers to an NFL championship in 1928. New England through-and-through. His football prowess translated into wrestling success when GSon hooked up with Paul Bowser, and the rest is history. Tonight GSon epitomizes the undersized, but never-say-die attitude of the entire region. Boston Strong!
Winner (by DQ): GUS SONNENBERG
Sure enough - like the bullies they are - Aces & Eights tried getting a 3-on-1 advantage on the FW champion when things weren't going D-Von's way... but this time, GSon had back-up from RICKY STEAMBOAT (POP!) RIKISHI! (POP!) DUSTY RHODES (MONSTER POP!) The babyface heroes make the run-in and save, clearing the ring to massive fan cheers. Once again Dusty Rhodes is right on top of the TOXIC corpse, ready to snuff it's life out! That's why he extends the final "American Dream Team" invitation to Gus Sonnenberg! (POP!) GSON ACCEPTS! (CHEER!)
BCCW FW champion Gus Sonnenberg joins Dusty Rhodes on his "American Dream Team" @ WWE Survivor Series!!
The American Dream Team will be in action against TOXIC @
WWE Survivor Series! Check it out!
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** Main Event **
JOHN CENA (2013) versus KENNY DYKSTRA (2007)
** Special Attraction Grudge Match **
versus w/
Intensity between the two is palpable, but Cena still takes great joy in treating KDykstra like a Junior Varsity underling. They brawl around ringside taking liberal usage of the "Xtreme Rulez" stip. But the humiliation has only begun. At one point, Cena pulls down Dykstra’s trunks and exposes his butt to the crowd (getting a huge laugh from them & indignant reactions from KDystra & his valet). Misty Blue is constantly on the move at ringside, and while she has thus far teased a swooning affection for Cena, tonight she actually throws a glass of chilled champagne right in John Cena's face! The distraction & momentarily blindness allows Kenny Dykstra to take over on offense, and Misty Blue to soak in the crowd boos like a booze rag!
"I'M the face of BCCW! ME! Kenny Dykstra!"
Back in the ring, an upset & vindictive Dykstra is all over Cena like clam on a chowder. Impressive German suplex from Dykstra that gets a 2-count. KDykstra is young & cocky, as noted on commentary, and takes way too long preening to the crowd instead of keeping up with business. Stomach-claw attempt from Kenny to Cena (shades of KDykstra's mentor & John Cena's Survivor Series opponent Killer Kowalski!), but Cena breaks out and counters into a rear naked choke. Another series of quick counters keeps KDykstra in the lead, but he still can't *finish* Cena - and that frustrates him immensely. Dykstra finally attempts his flying pump-legdrop finisher - but Cena moves out of the way! Crash-landing! Cena on the comeback trail, finally culminating in a huge 5-Knuckle shuffle! In the end, Misty Blue tries another desperate interference attempt, but she is thwarted by Cena - and passionately *SMOOCHED* by the champ! (big pop!) - before being unceremoniously dropped on her keister! WHAM! Cena uses the steel chair against Kenny Dykstra & busts him open! BAM! Huge FU Attitude Adjustment for the finish! 1!.. 2!.. 3!! Cena earns bloody revenge for the load of crap put to bear upon him by whiny Kenny Dykstra! Real pimp-playa shit!
Winner: JOHN CENA
Cena celebrates! Cue vicious "Killer Kowalski-guy" stable run in and gang beatdown! BIG JOHN STUDD! GIANT BERNARD! SLYCK WAGNER BROWN w/ April Hunter! Alongside their stablemate Kenny Dykstra, they compose a 4-on-1 massacre! Until suddenly, GLASS SHATTERS and a savior appears...
STONE COLD! STONE COLD!
Stone Cold is here on his ATV to wreak havoc & whoop some "Killer Kowalski-guy" azz!!
Wham, bam, thank you ma'am. The crowd is going berserk with gratitude as muthaphuckkin STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN shows up out of nowhere to clean house! Together with John Cena, the two former champions - challengers - and WWE Survivor Series PARTNERS - they drive Kowalksi's stable into the abyss & regain the ring! Cheer! Begrudging respect is show between the two superstars! Stone Cold rips a beer! Stone Cold catches another beer and hands it to Cena! Toast (cheeer!) Cena sips! HA HA!
KICK! WHAM! STUNNER!
STUNNER TO JOHN CENA! STUNNER TO JOHN CENA!
Oh my, what a wild way to end our show tonight heading into the huge Mash-Up Wrestling Thanksgiving double-header! Make sure to purchase WWE Survivor Series from Boston, then catch all the fall-out on BCCW TV "REVENGE"! The game has only begun! This is Mash-Up Wrestling and this is the REALEST IZH IN THE GAME TODAY! Count your blessings!!
Stone Cold beer bash to end the show. Roll credits.
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OUTRO
** RAPTURE **
** REDEMPTION **
and now
** REVENGE **
** All the fallout from Survivor Series! **
** World Woman's Championship **
Mildred Burke © versus Eve Torres Gracie (2012)
** BCCW 6-Man Tag Team titles **
Insiders © (w/ Buddy Rogers) vs Umaga + Kamala & Bastion Booger (w/ Tony Rumble)
** Plus much much more!! **