Post by MadStepDad on Oct 16, 2013 18:34:16 GMT -5
** BCCW has 6 recognized championships **
Heavyweight (225 lbs +)
Middleweight (205 lbs +)
Flyweight (under 200 lbs)
Television title (catch weight)
6-Man Tag Team titles
World Woman’s championship
** BCCW produces a 2-hour block of programming on the NESN channel (home of the Boston Red Sox). Every episode is released on DVD or mp4 for individual retail. Commercials come in top-heavy loads throughout the 135 mins or so (with overrun) because matches continue uninterrupted. The DVD/mp4 versions omit commercial breaks entirely. TV time limits are 15 minutes. **
** Post match protocol calls for the bout winner to be granted a 90-second interview piece with in-ring correspondent MSD (like Joe Rogan in the UFC, or Larry Nelson on AWA ESPN classic reruns). **
** William Muldoon is on-screen commissioner. All matches sanctioned by Mash-Up Wrestling. **
Now Airing live from New England:
** THIS IS BCCW!! **
** RINGSIDE COMMENTARY TEAM **
Gordon Solie & Matt Striker
This is the last episode before "Battleground: CIVIL WAR". This is the beginning & end of an era. When we last left off, a collusion between the 4 Horsemen (WWE) & the Insiders (BCCW) destroyed the show (BCCW TV Episode #26: BCCW Forever It's Yourz). William Muldoon was forced to resign as BCCW Commissioner. Forces gather to fight for the side of BCCW (Dusty Rhodes + John Cena + Bruno Sammartino...) but a 4th & final member has yet to be named. Meanwhile, the dark cloud of Heavyweight champion Killer Kowalski continues to loom over everything. Tonight we put the finishing touches on the biggest cross-over in Fantasy Wrestling history! WWE versus BCCW! Take no prisoners!!
TONIGHT!
The Insiders have *purchased air-time* for an unauthorized edition of MIZ TV! Featuring their opponent @ Civil War, WORLD CHAMPION John Cena (2013)!! Plus! Sammartino picks a partner (for a possible Dream Team audition perhaps?) when he collides with fantasy wrestling arch-rival Bully Ray & Middleweight champion Dean Ambrose in a 4-man tag team match! Historic Dream Matches galore! And in the main event, Gus Sonnenberg vs Chris Sabin (2013) in a Flyweight #1 Contender match! Stay tuned!! Just when you think you've had enough! Just when you think it's too much, or BCCW has gone too far! We proudly pour a shot to the brim and encourage you to take one for the road!! This Episode of BCCW features an ancient Irish proverb, a Devin the Dude video & quotes from WWE Magazine!!
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"el Mejor que Alguna vez Fue"
Alberto Del Rio (technically still "suspended" by BCCW for his heinous actions of taking out Mil Mascaras, Ricardo Rodriguez AND Hulk Hogan) takes the ring for another Spanglish promo. Finally after much anticipation and build, ADR implements his "Open WWE Challenge" and gets...
Bret "Hitman" Hart (1993)!!
Bret "Hitman" Hart (1993) versus Alberto Del Rio (2013)
Only @ WWE & BCCW present Battleground: CIVIL WAR!!
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
BCCW President Paul Bowser & VP Sheldon Goldberg
The last two key figures of BCCW management, President Bowser & VP Sheldon Goldberg, have a private meeting. Bowser authorized Bret Hart's appearance earlier, but speaks of trying to have the Insiders stripped & barred from appearing tonight (to no avail). BCCW Heavyweight champion Killer Kowalski has demanded action for his stable & to speak LIVE tonight. We fear the worst at this point, so Bowser has secured a contingency plan... BCCW VP Sheldon Goldberg seems none the wiser. Meanwhile, the search for the 4th member of Team BCCW continues...
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KENNY DYKSTRA (w/ Misty Blue Simmes) versus ROB VAN DAM vs JOKER
** Middleweight Triple Threat Match **
w/ versus versus
Xtreme action-packed segment to start our in-ring portion of the show. The Blue Chipper (KDykstra 2007) vs 2 Xtreme Icons (ECW & CZW) in a daring duel for supremacy. Commentators cover the shocking appearance of Bret Hart (earlier) and hype up the "unauthorized" edition of MIZ TV later. Something tells us that if William Muldoon were still in power, we would not be forced to see that. Kenny Dykstra is the youngest member of the BCCW Roster (and Kowalski's stable), and Misty Blue is his cougar-ish valet who isn't above interfering on her mans behalf. RVD won't directly harm her, but the street-thug Joker certainly doesn't seem to have those same qualms! In the matches thrilling conclusion, Joker actually grabs Misty Blue by the hair and prepares to eliminate her (to GREAT crowd approval!) but KDykstra strikes from behind to steal the pin & victory! Ha ha, cue the arrogant victory march & sexy co-poses! Postmatch, Kenny Dykstra (w/ Simmes beneath his arm) cuts a vague (yet disparaging) promo against the so-called "face of BCCW" and Fantasy Wrestling WORLD CHAMPION John Cena (2013)!! Kenny Dykstra claims that with his mentor Killer Kowalski's full backing, he will become the youngest face of BCCW!
Winner: KENNY DYKSTRA
Is this the next "face of BCCW"??
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The Great Battle of Magh Tuireadh
Here's to you as good as you are
and here's to me as bad as I am
As Good As you are and as bad as I am
I'm as Good as you are
As Bad As I am!
** Old Irish Proverb **
** MASH-UP WRESTLING onDemand!! Click links below to relive the action over & over again!! **
First, Sheamus was defeated by Killer Kowalski for the BCCW Heavyweight championship with Big John Studd's help @ "Return to the Scene of the Crime!"
Big John Studd continued the hostilities by assisting his mentor Killer Kowalski in retaining the title @ the *BIGGEST SHOW OF THE YEAR* "Bedlam in Boston 3"!!
Then, Big John Studd *DEFEATED* Sheamus in a Super-Heavyweight clash @ Heatwave!!
Finally, in a despicable & reprehensible act, Big John Studd massacred Sheamus' mentor & partner Steve "Crusher" Casey on BCCW TV Episode #26 (BCCW Forever: It's Yourz)
Now - these two timeline-rivals clash in Immortal warfare! Sheamus vs Big John Studd the final chapter! This time it's personal! HELL IN A CELL!
Only @ WWE & BCCW present Battleground: CIVIL WAR!!
Stay tuned!!
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
The FIRM (Wild Red Berry/Damien Sandow/David Otunga) gloat to BCCW President Paul Bowser about getting Muldoon fired - and they're after Bowser next! They promise some kind of sick twist at Battleground: Civil War... but not before President Bowser strikes first by booking The Firm in 6-Man action on Fight Night! If they lose their match they are *BARRED* from attending the WWE/BCCW PPV on Sunday! Outrageous balderdash! But the rules are the rules! FIRM in 6-Man Tag Team action on BCCW Fight Night! Stay tuned!!
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T.O.X.I.C. (Bully Ray © & Dean Ambrose © w/ Roman Reigns)
versus
BRUNO SAMMARTINO... & RICKY "the Dragon" STEAMBOAT!!
** 2-on-2 Tag Team Bout **
w/ vs
Sammartino has picked up the mantle for BCCW, and will join Cena & Rhodes @ Civil War to battle Team WWE (Insiders & 4 Horsemen). The 4th member for BCCW has not been announced, but many rumors run rampant. But first, Sammartino must settle some old business against his *own* timeline rival (and current Television champion) Bully Ray (2013) and his TOXIC cohorts. Tonight, that includes BCCW Middlweight champion Dean Ambrose (2015) and his bodyguard Roman Reigns. Dean Ambrose has claimed to be "the darkness"... so it's only poetic justice when Sammartino shows up with "the light"... RICKY "the Dragon" STEAMBOAT (1989)!! Fiery tag team bout that explodes into ringside extracurricular when Roman Reigns interferes. But the one-man advantage of TOXIC quickly becomes nullified by the 15,000-man advantage Bruno & Steamboat share with the fans! Bruno lays such a whooping on Bully Ray, he winds up scrambling over the ringside guard rail & bailing out! That left Steamboat to take Reigns off the apron with a springboard dropkick before finishing Dean Ambrose with a picture-perfect flying cross body! 1!.. 2!.. 3!! Ricky Steamboat has pinned the reigning BCCW Middleweight champion! Crowd roars their approval!
Winners: BRUNO SAMMARTINO & RICKY STEAMBOAT
BCCW VP Sheldon Goldberg makes an appearance for a surprise announcement...
Bruno & Steamboat are ecstatic, as are the fans. But before they can even finish answering the inevitable postmatch question of "will Ricky Steamboat join Team BCCW???", we get the entrance of Vice President Sheldon Goldberg with an important announcement: due to popular fan demand, BCCW will be crowning a new Middleweight #1 Contender on the next Fight Night LIVE! The main event will be another certified Fantasy Wrestling Dream Match classic... RICKY STEAMBOAT (1989) versus... ROB VAN DAM (2006)! Winner faces Dean Ambrose for the Middleweight championship @ Battleground: Civil War!!
** Huge announcement!! **
Ricky "the Dragon" Steamboat (1989) versus Rob Van Dam (2006)!!
(Middleweight #1 Contender Match)
On the next BCCW Fight Night LIVE! Stay tuned!!
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MIZ TV
This is the highlight reel the entire show has been cresting towards. From the earlier vignettes of limousines pulling into the arena, to the "BCCW is not responsible for the content of the following segment" bylines, it all gives a sense of forbidden anticipation. So when the heel conglomerate of the fantasy-wrestling universe finally makes an appearance, the whole world is their captive. First the BCCW 6-Man Tag Team champion INSIDERS are led to the ring by "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers. They get a chance to put over their narcissism & brilliance, while Rogers puffs a cigar like Red Auerbach - putting the best players on the floor. They recount their rise to power in BCCW and figuratively kick dirt on the grave of recently-fired Commissioner William Muldoon. The Insiders guests this evening are the one-and-only FOUR HORSEMEN - who will be their partners @ Battleground: Civil War.
BCCW 6-Man Tag Team Champions THE INSIDERS (w/ "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers)
"He [Ric Flair] shows you how to style, and profile, of course. If you look at the way I walk and talk, it's all Flair-oriented. He was the one to watch growing up, and I've used things I've learned from him to my advantage."
** THE MIZ (WWE Magazine September 2013)
LIVE from WWE... THE 4 HORSEMEN!!
Unearthly pop for the 4 Horsemen (despite their WWE affiliation). Flair is *NOT* WWE Champion... (see WWE Saturday Night's Main Event ondemand (** CLICK HERE!! **))... Ric Flair spearheads the team on another rousing promo-piece, putting over their war & sharing similarities with the Insiders crew. They all claim to be like Michael Douglas in the original Wall Street movie. But just when the theme of excessive material wealth & 1% status becomes overbearing, we are saved by the theme song of the working class...
Enter DUSTY RHODES (1988) and WORLD Champion JOHN CENA (2013)!!
The "Dream Team" of Fantasy Wrestling comes together to rebut the Horsemen/Insiders team head-on, and suddenly we have the best promo showdown in the history of the business. Cena & Rhodes rally the fans (and what few dissenters remain) behind BCCW & portray themselves as part of the Blue-Collar class. This is Lakers vs Celtics all over again, and @ Battleground: Civil War it will be SHOWTIME! The bad guys have shared plenty of their own cryptic commentary, so it's only fair when Cena & Rhodes close with some ominous parting words of their own RE: who will be their 4th mystery partner @ the PPV... BROTHER!! Don't let the rattlesnake bite!!
Team BCCW (Cena/Dusty Rhodes/Sammartino & mystery partner)
versus
Team WWE (4 Horsemen & Insiders)
Only @ WWE & BCCW present Battleground: CIVIL WAR!! LIVE ON PPV October 27th!! Stay tuned!!
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** BCCW Dream Match **
SUPERFLY JIMMY SNUKA (1983) vs UMAGA (2007)
** Heavyweight Bout **
versus
Ever since the back-door deal brokered by super-agent to the stars "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers allowed for an un(drug)tested, dangerous, hooker-murdering Superfly Snuka (1983) to run wild in BCCW with no supervision, the consequences of this legal loophole become more dire. What do PEDs, blood-born viruses or dirty staph-infested mats have to do with anything when you're coked to the gills and ready 4 WAR?? *Somebody* is feeding Snuka's ravenous addiction since his WWE suspension, but that's all about to come to a screeching halt tonight like a Len Bias heartbeat. Since his brief BCCW excursion, nobody has been able to match Snuka's unbridled ferocity & savage animal instincts... until his opponent is revealed tonight: *RETURNING* from a brutal Buddy Rogers-sponsored banishment - and starving for revenge or ready to die trying - LIVE from 2007 - "The Samoan Bulldozer" UMAGA!!! Let your imagination run wild.
The hardest chops, stiffest headbutts & biggest hits. It takes a Samoan Spike to a mid-flight Snuka for Umaga to finally gain the advantage. His warpath has only just begun. In a symbolic nod to his own ancestry, Umaga CRUSHES Snuka with a 300lb+ top rope splash the likes of which 1980s wrestling fans could never fathom! SUPERFLY BANZAI!! Umaga takes Snuka right out of BCCW for good and is just the kind of loose-cannon nightmare that will haunt the dreams of "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers & his cronies for years to come...
Winner: UMAGA (2007)
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** Main Event **
GUS SONNENBERG vs CHRIS SABIN
** BCCW Flyweight #1 Contender Match **
versus
BCCW Flyweight champion Senshi was scheduled to join Solie & Striker on commentary, but declined. This match is a showcase bout for BCCW that emphasises hard-nosed sportsmanship. Both GSon & Chris Sabin are former Flyweight champions tormented by the evil Senshi & his Rotten Wildaz gang. Tonight they lay it all on the line for another shot @ redemption. The crowd is vocal for both men; engaging in dueling chants and climaxing with a joint "THIS IS AWESOME!" Commentators give the hard-sell on the upcoming PPV, while mentioning a special Halloween-edition of BCCW TV to follow thereafter. Something tells us we are cruising towards dark & unstable waters. In ring, GSon wins clean with a "Providence Steam Roller" (part Spear/ part "Pounce!") into a Boston Crab submission (finishing the "Sabin's medically-repaired legs" mini-storyline that Senshi helped exploit @ Slaughtahouse Stampede 3). Both men shake hands postmatch in a display of mutual respect.
Winner: GUS SONNENBERG
BCCW Flyweight champion SENSHI (2003) finally appears to curse the name of GSon & promise to finish the Golden Era legend once & for all...
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"WHAT?!?!?!?"
BCCW Heavyweight champion Killer Kowalski
BCCW Heavyweight champion Killer Kowalski takes to the ring for the show-closing promo - putting the finishing touches on the PPV hype & glorifying his long, bloody reign. Kowalski is the champion... William Muldoon is gone... Crusher Casey is gone... Kowalski's stable is on the rise... The FIRM is positioned for power... the only thing left to do is spit on the grave itself. That's why after Killer Kowalski wins his bout @ Battleground: Civil War, he is giving the BCCW Heavyweight championship straight to Vince McMahon Jr himself!! But before he can... SMASH! The sound of breaking glass means it's your ass...
STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD IS IN BOSTON!! STONE COLD!!!!!!
STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN: You talk about coming to the WWF, making the big comeback, because the people needed a hero! You talk about being who the people wanted you to be! That's the biggest bunch of BS I ever heard, again! You can look at Steve Austin and you can think whatever you want. You can think I'm a class act, or think I'm the biggest jackass you've ever met, but the bottom line is I ain't changin' for nobody! You put me in this ring and when the bell goes off, whether you got me against a 'good guy' and the people boo the hell out of me! Or you got me against a 'bad guy' and they cheer me, it doesn't make a damn! I am the 1996 King Of The Ring. All I set out to do, when the bell rings, is whip somebody's ass, and ya ain't gotta like how I do it but I'm damn sure I'll get the job done! I'll say something right now: If you ain't in the back crying, if ya ain't quit the Federation again, put on a clean pair of panties because I'll beat the hell outta ya right now!"
OMFG!! STONE COLD STUNNER 2 KOWALSKI! STUNNER 2 KOWALSKI!!
Stone Cold Steve Austin shuts down the show with his riotous appearance! The crowd is going BONKERS! The commentators are MARKING OUT! Beer bash! Flash the WWE Championship belt on NESN!! Stone Cold is HERE! And he'll be in the building @ Battleground: Civil War when he goes one-on-one against KILLER KOWALSKI! What will be the reaction of the Insiders? The 4 Horsemen, whom Austin beat Flair for the WWE title!? The BCCW Dream Team, still looking for their 4th member!?? Oh my, so much going down at the drop of a hat! And only Mash-Up Wrestling is brave enough to bring you the STORM!!
BUY THE MUTHAPHUCKKIN PPV!!!
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CREDITS
MIZ: WWE Magazine September 2013
Steve Austin: Monday Night RAW (1997)