Post by MadStepDad on Sept 30, 2013 14:03:30 GMT -5
"HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE SPERMED BY FAGGOTS???
** Anonymous **
** BCCW has 6 recognized championships **
Heavyweight (225 lbs +)
Middleweight (205 lbs +)
Flyweight (under 200 lbs)
Television title (catch weight)
6-Man Tag Team titles
World Woman’s championship
** BCCW produces a 2-hour block of programming on the NESN channel (home of the Boston Red Sox). Every episode is released on DVD or mp4 for individual retail. Commercials come in top-heavy loads throughout the 135 mins or so (with overrun) because matches continue uninterrupted. The DVD/mp4 versions omit commercial breaks entirely. TV time limits are 15 minutes. **
** Post match protocol calls for the bout winner to be granted a 90-second interview piece with in-ring correspondent MSD (like Joe Rogan in the UFC, or Larry Nelson on AWA ESPN classic reruns). **
** William Muldoon is on-screen commissioner. All matches sanctioned by Mash-Up Wrestling. **
Now Airing live from New England:
** THIS IS BCCW!! **
** RINGSIDE COMMENTARY TEAM **
Gordon Solie & Matt Striker
The Battle to be a Legend has begun. BCCW vs WWE. BATTLEGROUND: Civil War. When we last left off, the Slaughtahouse Stampede ended with another bloody Killer Kowalski victory. Was it for the very sake of BCCW itself?? BCCW VP Sheldon Goldberg seems to agree, because he has offered to pit his 4 best wrestlers against the WWE in a battle for brand supremacy. Is Killer Kowalski and his Boston-area crew the salvation we need?? Or is it like entrusting your life to Whitey Bulger & a wiretap instead? Stay tuned as Broken City Championship Wrestling by MadStepDad continues live!!
“War means fighting, and fighting means killing.”
― Nathan Bedford Forrest
** Backstage Intro **
Shouting can be heard between BCCW VP Sheldon Goldberg & President Paul Bowser behind closed office doors. There is heavy speculation of a schism in BCCW. Paul Bowser feels the war against WWE was waged without his consent - Sheldon believes he had no other choice or lose face. Bowser thinks it's a mistake to rely on Kowalski & his shock troops during a crisis - Sheldon thinks there is strength in numbers. And still no word from the Insiders concerning the huge swerve they pulled at Slaughtahouse Stampede 3. Where are the BCCW 6-Man tag team championships?? Bottom line: BCCW needs 4 men to represent the company in a foxhole WAR against WWE. Who can you rely on??
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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Wild Cards in the Deck
T.O.X.I.C. side door entrance to start, ala TNA Aces & Eights circa 2013. The events of Slaughtahouse Stampede are discussed on commentary (with an underlying tension between Bruno Sammartino & Bully Ray). That tension is about to explode tonight. "DO YEW KNO WHO I YAM???"-promo from Bully Ray, assisted by his TOXIC VP (and BCCW Middlweight champion) Dean Ambrose (2015). Bruno, Dusty, Cena, Commissioner Muldoon... they're all on the hit-list! But 1st, TOXIC has a little "family" business to sort out... Welcome to the new "Anti-Bullying" platform!
** BCCW Television Title Match **
RYBACK (2015) © vs RHINO (2006)
** Heavyweight Bout **
(TOXIC Lumberjack Match)
versus
Winner (and still BCCW TV champion): RYBACK
The gang initiation comes to a violent conclusion when Rhino - upon coming up 0-2 since joining TOXIC - is swiftly excommunicated. The entire TOXIC unit collapses on Rhino, beating him unmercifully. Finally, the coup de'grace: Ryback Shellshock to Rhino. Bully Ray smiles and the two behemoths embrace. Ryback is a Paul Heyman guy (like TOXIC) and he has joined their new "anti-bullying" campaign!
Then - in a mix of Ryback joining Heyman (WWE RAW circa October 2013) and Andre/Million Dollar Man circa 1988 - Ryback *GIVES* the Television title belt to Bully Ray! Is that even legal?? TOXIC (with their new high-priced hitman) are delirious with power! They now claim the BCCW Middleweight & Television championships as their own! TOXIC is a threat to BCCW, WWE and fantasy wrestling itself! The ultimate wild card faction! Bully Ray (2013) = new BCCW Television champion!! (??)
T.O.X.I.C. (Tribe of Xtreme iz Created)
Bully Ray (2013)
Aces & Eights (D-Von/Knuxx/Tomko)
Dean Ambrose w/ bodyguard Roman Reigns
Headhunterz w/ Tamina
Sabu
RYBACK (2015)!!
*
* satellite members include Terry Funk & Taz among others
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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"F*** This Site"
After the preceding frantic cut to commercial, we return to the BCCW ring & set to find Commissioner William Muldoon presiding, and trying to restore order. The disrespect shown by TOXIC has nearly destroyed the show. Commissioner Muldoon formally announces we are at WAR! And the savage separatism displayed by the various sects in BCCW must END! You can tell Muldoon also rages against the political shackles (and frivolous lawsuits) that hold him back from truly meting out justice the way he sees fit. So while he may not have grounds (or the army) to strip Bully Ray of his self-proclaimed TV title, Commissioner Muldoon certainly can put them into action!
Next week on BCCW TV, an arch-enemy gets a shot at TOXIC blood - when Bruno Sammartino teams with (ex-TOXIC member) Mike Awesome & Phil "Gunner" Shatter (2014) in a 6-Man tag team match!! If Sammartino's team wins - Bruno finally gets his 1-on-1 against Bully Ray!! Also next week on BCCW TV - Dean Ambrose WILL DEFEND his Middleweight championship!
But that's not all... TOXIC captain (and *new* TV champion) Bully Ray will be featured in a Dream Match main event... with the TV spotlights glaring and the world watching on... against "The American Dream" DUSTY RHODES (1988)!! BIG POP!! And that match is TONIGHT!!! (bigger pop)!!
Next week on BCCW TV:
Dean Ambrose defends his Middleweight championship!
Bruno Sammartino/Mike Awesome/Gunner versus Headhunterz & Sabu (w/ Tamina)!!
Plus!
BULLY RAY (2013) versus DUSTY RHODES (1988)
TONIGHT! Stay tuned!!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
** Backstage Interlude **
BCCW Management
Confusion & speculation continues to swirl over the 4-men needed to represent BCCW. With Kowalski's silent affirmation, that eliminates a whole pool of hated candidates who could join him (like Isiah Thomas trying to make Dream Team 1) Commissioner Muldoon updates us on the suspension of Alberto Del Rio (see Slaughtahouse Stampede), the rest of TOXIC being *barred* from the building tonight in anticipation of Bully Ray vs Dusty Rhodes tonight, and an extended invitation for World Champion John Cena to join the BCCW show after his next title defense, win/lose/or draw. Just then we are greeted by Misty Blue Simmes (1990) & April Hunter (1999) - both on behalf of camp Killer Kowalski. They have some *DEMANDS* that must be met before Kowalski will give his ultimate consent! And those demands will be met TONIGHT! Just as President Paul Bowser suspected, the company is being held ransom by Kowalski! Commissioner Muldoon demands swift vindication (we do not negotiate with terrorists!) while VP Sheldon Goldberg plays peace maker and promises to smooth things out...
Misty Blue Simmes & April Hunter with a list of demands from their captain (and BCCW HW champion)
KILLER KOWALSKI!
** CUT TO RING **
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SHEAMUS (2012) versus KENNY DYKSTRA (2008) w/ Misty Blue Simmes (1990)
** Heavyweight Bout **
versus w/
Sheamus beats Kenny's azz all around ringside, pausing only when Misty Blue Simmes tries to come between them. After politely depositing the lass over his knee and administering another crowd-pleasing azz beating (all though of a slightly different sort), Sheamus continues his IRA assault on Young Dykstra. All is going well until the inevitable distraction, in this case the object of Sheamus' very rage - Big John Studd himself. Key "Killer-Kowalski guy" and stablemate to KDykstra, Big John Studd makes the run-in and WHACKS Sheamus with a blatant steel chair shot. No DQ, strangely. Eventually KDykstra steals the pin & Sheamus is left to take off into a locker-room-tearing frenzy trying to find Big John Studd backstage.
Winner: KENNY DYKSTRA
Surprise! Big John Studd for the finish!
Pale Swordsman Sheamus is on the warpath after another crooked attack by Big John Studd! Camp Killer Kowalski has struck again!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
** Backstage Interlude **
BCCW HW champion Killer Kowalski
A violent shouting match has ensued backstage (with cameras rushing into position "Reality TV"-style) between Killer Kowalski & Commissioner Muldoon! Sheamus has rudely turned down any overtures of joining "Team BCCW" because Sheamus wants Big John Studd dead or alive! And guess what?? Commissioner Muldoon is GIVING him Big John Studd! In a one-on-one match @ Battleground: Civil War! Sheamus vs Big John Studd... HELL IN A CELL!! Kowalski is outraged and PULLS HIS SUPPORT from Team BCCW! Killer Kowalski withdraws his troops, leaving BCCW stranded high & dry! BCCW VP Sheldon Goldberg (who was listening nearby) goes ballistic & blames the fallout on Muldoon! Muldoon has already been blamed for the Insiders fiasco (he drove them over to WWE with his micro-managing). Commissioner Muldoon has RUINED Team BCCW's chances for survival @ Civil War!!
BCCW Management coming apart at the seams
** ABRUPT CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
** Breaking News!! **
Word has just arrived... the INSIDERS (Miz/Matt Morgan/Scott Hall) w/ Buddy Rogers are on their way to the building TONIGHT! They have a statement prepared for the Mash-Up Wrestling universe! Stay tuned!!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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What's the "Over/Under" on an inside sabotage?
Mildred Burke was *SUPPOSED* to be receiving a Lifetime Achievement Award, and celebration for her current undefeated streak & unprecedented World Woman's Championship reign during this segment. But instead, she must humbly accept her trophy without much fanfare as we are still reeling from the preceding company events. Just then - word breaks through the wire of a LEAK. A dolphinreddit-ass has leaked so-called "insider info" and boy is it a doozy. Among allegations & other concerns, there was even a full-blown prediction map for the upcoming BCCW vs WWE PPV (complete with Vegas odds). Commissioner Muldoon's administration is once again dealt a vicious blow as allegations of fixing, betting & other issues of hippodroning have arisen (again) during his reign.
The vindictive Eve Torres Gracie makes her move...
To top everything off like the juiciest cherry on the sweetest sundae, Commissioner Muldoon (in the midst of WAR preparation mind you, like Patton or Churchill) is *SLAPPED* with another lawsuit. This one from the smiling, conniving, ex-Woman's Div Prez EVE TORRES GRACIE (2012)! Some big "sexual discrimination" suit as the result of her Mudpit match against Mildred Burke (see "Slaughtahouse House Stampede 3")... a match Commissioner Muldoon *ORDERED* (actually, the stipulation was handed down to him by management, but who's counting?)
THE FIRM
(Wild Red Berry, David Otunga & special consultant Damien Sandow)
And guess who's spearheading the lawsuit? Why, perennial Muldoon-foils (and legal counsel to HW Champion Killer Kowalski) THE FIRM. The star-legal team of Wild Red Berry & David Otunga (with special consultant Damien Sandow) are the Johnnie Cochran/Robert Kardashian's of Fantasy Wrestling! They've already stripped Muldoon of his ability to govern Heavyweight title affairs (see previous legal rulings) and now they're coming for his JOB! Another crucial blow (and expensive legal tangle) facing BCCW, at it's most critical moment! How will Commissioner Muldoon respond?? Eve Torres closes the scene with her sarcastic, fake niceties and leaves the Commissioner quaking with subdued anger.
While it's true Muldoon may be bound from action at this point, that doesn't apply to Ms Burke World Woman's Wrestling champion! She shrugs off the fake "handshake" from Eve and goes to work on the prissy sissy! WHAM WHAM WHAM! Mildred Burke lays into Eve with the ground-n-pound before being peeled off by security as the crowd roars! MBurke doesn't care about rules, decrees, suits or lawsuits! She proved @ Slaughtahouse Stampede 3 she isn't afraid to get her hands dirty! MBurke is undefeated as Woman's champion! PS - F*** Trish Stratus and her "bring Woman's wrestling to Canada" campaign! MBurke is as American as Pork & Beans, muthaphuckkers!!!
Mash-Up Wrestling Woman's champion Mildred Burke!!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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LAX ROTTEN WILDAZ versus TEAM 4:20
** BCCW 6-Man Match **
vs
Gus Sonnenberg on guest commentary beside Solie & Striker. GSon explains his special referee decisions @ Slaughtahouse Stampede. Low-Ki (aka Senshi) regained the Flyweight championship that night, and this match is a showcase for him & his ruthless, brutal & rugged LAX gangbanger affiliates. Commentators also discuss the state of flux in the 6-man ranks after the Insiders stole the championship belts @ Slaughtahouse Stampede 3. What is the future for this esteemed BCCW tag team division? Team 4:20 has hands-down the best entrance in fantasy wrestling history (especially when JCW Weedman was their mascot), but they still put LAX over with authority after a competitive match. Senshi comes off like the mini-Shredder of the Flyweight division, all with one eye on GSon on commentary.
Winners: LAX ROTTEN WILDAZ
Rotten Wilda affiliates BLKJeez (1st BCCW FW champion in company history)
"Cambodian Axe Murderer" Joker
Julius Smokes (obnoxious Chris Tucker-ish mouthpiece & team spokesman)
Postmatch, the promo led by Senshi is so disrespectful (as are the antics by his ringside goon BLKJeez - see Slaughtahouse Stampede when GSon knocked the 1st FW champion BLKJeez out of his Timberlands with an old-school right-cross!) - we have no choice but to issue a follow-up match for the next Fight Night: GSon vs BLKJeez!
Gus Sonnenberg (1929) versus BLKJeez (2011)
(Flyweight Bout)
Plus!
Ex-FW champion Chris Sabin will be in the building!
Dynamite Kid in action!
and RICKY "THE DRAGON" STEAMBOAT makes his BCCW debut!!!
All next Fight Night occasion! Coming soon! Stay tuned!!
Ricky "the Dragon" Steamboat is coming to BCCW!!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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** BCCW Dream Match!! **
ROB VAN DAM (2006) versus SUPERFLY JIMMY SNUKA (1983)
** Middleweight Bout **
versus
"Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions."
-- Albert Einstein
Winner: ROB VAN DAM
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
** Bully Ray vs Dusty Rhodes dueling promos. One wants freedom & justice - the other wants anarchy & vandalism (guess who tagged "HOW DUZ IT FEEL 2 BE SPERMED BY FAGGOTS" on the bathroom wall?). Rhodes vs Bully Ray TONIGHT!! **
** CUT TO LIMO ENTERING ARENA **
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Insiders Connect
Insiders finally arrived via limo & take the ring for this self-aggrandizing promo session. Miz, Matt Morgan, Scott Hall & Buddy Rogers swerved everybody at Slaughtahouse Stampede 3 and proved you're all a bunch of dumb marks & local yokels. Wanna talk war? The Insiders are on the only side that matters... they're own! Before they can get further, we get the frantic, crowd-pleasing run in of the rabid WILD SAMOANS! Afa, Sika & their Mash-Up partner UMAGA storm the crowd in a mad frenzy to get the suit-and-tie-wearing Insiders! But it is to no avail. The Insiders are too well-prepared, and after mace & taser attacks - the Samoans are subdued & destroyed (again - this time finally). Umaga is left twitching & spitting up froth.
Hey chico, check out WWE All-Star wrestling this week for a HUGE Insider announcement...
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
** Click here for the Insider/WWE All-Star Wrestling aftermath!! **
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** Main Event **
DUSTY RHODES (1988) versus BULLY RAY (2013)
** Heavyweight Bout **
versus
TV Title *not* on the line. Slobberknocker main event (the hard-hitting opposite of the stiff finesse displayed by RVD/Snuka earlier) that is the culmination of this entire show. Dusty Rhodes (aka BCCW) fighting insurmountable odds (TOXIC) in an off-sided war in hostile territory (WWE). With the rest of TOXIC barred from the building, Bully Ray puts up a great fight - but the surge of fan momentum behind Dusty is too strong. The injustice & screwjobs against Rhodes are still fresh in everybody's mind! Now it's time for the underdog to rise up and snatch victory from the jaws of defeat!!
Winner: DUSTY RHODES
The American Dream don't care, baybee! He will fight for the hearts & minds of the people at the drop of a dime! That's why Dusty Rhodes is volunteering himself to Team BCCW @ the "Civil War" PPV! Even if he's gotta go down swinging & outnumbered, Dusty Rhodes won't let the spirit of BCCW die!!!
** FADE OUT **
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BCCW & WWE present...
Team BCCW versus Team WWE
Plus!
Sheamus (2012) versus Big John Studd (1984)
(Hell in a Cell Grudge Match)
** Anonymous **
** BCCW has 6 recognized championships **
Heavyweight (225 lbs +)
Middleweight (205 lbs +)
Flyweight (under 200 lbs)
Television title (catch weight)
6-Man Tag Team titles
World Woman’s championship
** BCCW produces a 2-hour block of programming on the NESN channel (home of the Boston Red Sox). Every episode is released on DVD or mp4 for individual retail. Commercials come in top-heavy loads throughout the 135 mins or so (with overrun) because matches continue uninterrupted. The DVD/mp4 versions omit commercial breaks entirely. TV time limits are 15 minutes. **
** Post match protocol calls for the bout winner to be granted a 90-second interview piece with in-ring correspondent MSD (like Joe Rogan in the UFC, or Larry Nelson on AWA ESPN classic reruns). **
** William Muldoon is on-screen commissioner. All matches sanctioned by Mash-Up Wrestling. **
Now Airing live from New England:
** THIS IS BCCW!! **
** RINGSIDE COMMENTARY TEAM **
Gordon Solie & Matt Striker
The Battle to be a Legend has begun. BCCW vs WWE. BATTLEGROUND: Civil War. When we last left off, the Slaughtahouse Stampede ended with another bloody Killer Kowalski victory. Was it for the very sake of BCCW itself?? BCCW VP Sheldon Goldberg seems to agree, because he has offered to pit his 4 best wrestlers against the WWE in a battle for brand supremacy. Is Killer Kowalski and his Boston-area crew the salvation we need?? Or is it like entrusting your life to Whitey Bulger & a wiretap instead? Stay tuned as Broken City Championship Wrestling by MadStepDad continues live!!
“War means fighting, and fighting means killing.”
― Nathan Bedford Forrest
** Backstage Intro **
Shouting can be heard between BCCW VP Sheldon Goldberg & President Paul Bowser behind closed office doors. There is heavy speculation of a schism in BCCW. Paul Bowser feels the war against WWE was waged without his consent - Sheldon believes he had no other choice or lose face. Bowser thinks it's a mistake to rely on Kowalski & his shock troops during a crisis - Sheldon thinks there is strength in numbers. And still no word from the Insiders concerning the huge swerve they pulled at Slaughtahouse Stampede 3. Where are the BCCW 6-Man tag team championships?? Bottom line: BCCW needs 4 men to represent the company in a foxhole WAR against WWE. Who can you rely on??
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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Wild Cards in the Deck
T.O.X.I.C. side door entrance to start, ala TNA Aces & Eights circa 2013. The events of Slaughtahouse Stampede are discussed on commentary (with an underlying tension between Bruno Sammartino & Bully Ray). That tension is about to explode tonight. "DO YEW KNO WHO I YAM???"-promo from Bully Ray, assisted by his TOXIC VP (and BCCW Middlweight champion) Dean Ambrose (2015). Bruno, Dusty, Cena, Commissioner Muldoon... they're all on the hit-list! But 1st, TOXIC has a little "family" business to sort out... Welcome to the new "Anti-Bullying" platform!
** BCCW Television Title Match **
RYBACK (2015) © vs RHINO (2006)
** Heavyweight Bout **
(TOXIC Lumberjack Match)
versus
Winner (and still BCCW TV champion): RYBACK
The gang initiation comes to a violent conclusion when Rhino - upon coming up 0-2 since joining TOXIC - is swiftly excommunicated. The entire TOXIC unit collapses on Rhino, beating him unmercifully. Finally, the coup de'grace: Ryback Shellshock to Rhino. Bully Ray smiles and the two behemoths embrace. Ryback is a Paul Heyman guy (like TOXIC) and he has joined their new "anti-bullying" campaign!
Then - in a mix of Ryback joining Heyman (WWE RAW circa October 2013) and Andre/Million Dollar Man circa 1988 - Ryback *GIVES* the Television title belt to Bully Ray! Is that even legal?? TOXIC (with their new high-priced hitman) are delirious with power! They now claim the BCCW Middleweight & Television championships as their own! TOXIC is a threat to BCCW, WWE and fantasy wrestling itself! The ultimate wild card faction! Bully Ray (2013) = new BCCW Television champion!! (??)
T.O.X.I.C. (Tribe of Xtreme iz Created)
Bully Ray (2013)
Aces & Eights (D-Von/Knuxx/Tomko)
Dean Ambrose w/ bodyguard Roman Reigns
Headhunterz w/ Tamina
Sabu
RYBACK (2015)!!
*
* satellite members include Terry Funk & Taz among others
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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"F*** This Site"
After the preceding frantic cut to commercial, we return to the BCCW ring & set to find Commissioner William Muldoon presiding, and trying to restore order. The disrespect shown by TOXIC has nearly destroyed the show. Commissioner Muldoon formally announces we are at WAR! And the savage separatism displayed by the various sects in BCCW must END! You can tell Muldoon also rages against the political shackles (and frivolous lawsuits) that hold him back from truly meting out justice the way he sees fit. So while he may not have grounds (or the army) to strip Bully Ray of his self-proclaimed TV title, Commissioner Muldoon certainly can put them into action!
Next week on BCCW TV, an arch-enemy gets a shot at TOXIC blood - when Bruno Sammartino teams with (ex-TOXIC member) Mike Awesome & Phil "Gunner" Shatter (2014) in a 6-Man tag team match!! If Sammartino's team wins - Bruno finally gets his 1-on-1 against Bully Ray!! Also next week on BCCW TV - Dean Ambrose WILL DEFEND his Middleweight championship!
But that's not all... TOXIC captain (and *new* TV champion) Bully Ray will be featured in a Dream Match main event... with the TV spotlights glaring and the world watching on... against "The American Dream" DUSTY RHODES (1988)!! BIG POP!! And that match is TONIGHT!!! (bigger pop)!!
Next week on BCCW TV:
Dean Ambrose defends his Middleweight championship!
Bruno Sammartino/Mike Awesome/Gunner versus Headhunterz & Sabu (w/ Tamina)!!
Plus!
BULLY RAY (2013) versus DUSTY RHODES (1988)
TONIGHT! Stay tuned!!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
** Backstage Interlude **
BCCW Management
Confusion & speculation continues to swirl over the 4-men needed to represent BCCW. With Kowalski's silent affirmation, that eliminates a whole pool of hated candidates who could join him (like Isiah Thomas trying to make Dream Team 1) Commissioner Muldoon updates us on the suspension of Alberto Del Rio (see Slaughtahouse Stampede), the rest of TOXIC being *barred* from the building tonight in anticipation of Bully Ray vs Dusty Rhodes tonight, and an extended invitation for World Champion John Cena to join the BCCW show after his next title defense, win/lose/or draw. Just then we are greeted by Misty Blue Simmes (1990) & April Hunter (1999) - both on behalf of camp Killer Kowalski. They have some *DEMANDS* that must be met before Kowalski will give his ultimate consent! And those demands will be met TONIGHT! Just as President Paul Bowser suspected, the company is being held ransom by Kowalski! Commissioner Muldoon demands swift vindication (we do not negotiate with terrorists!) while VP Sheldon Goldberg plays peace maker and promises to smooth things out...
Misty Blue Simmes & April Hunter with a list of demands from their captain (and BCCW HW champion)
KILLER KOWALSKI!
** CUT TO RING **
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SHEAMUS (2012) versus KENNY DYKSTRA (2008) w/ Misty Blue Simmes (1990)
** Heavyweight Bout **
versus w/
Sheamus beats Kenny's azz all around ringside, pausing only when Misty Blue Simmes tries to come between them. After politely depositing the lass over his knee and administering another crowd-pleasing azz beating (all though of a slightly different sort), Sheamus continues his IRA assault on Young Dykstra. All is going well until the inevitable distraction, in this case the object of Sheamus' very rage - Big John Studd himself. Key "Killer-Kowalski guy" and stablemate to KDykstra, Big John Studd makes the run-in and WHACKS Sheamus with a blatant steel chair shot. No DQ, strangely. Eventually KDykstra steals the pin & Sheamus is left to take off into a locker-room-tearing frenzy trying to find Big John Studd backstage.
Winner: KENNY DYKSTRA
Surprise! Big John Studd for the finish!
Pale Swordsman Sheamus is on the warpath after another crooked attack by Big John Studd! Camp Killer Kowalski has struck again!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
** Backstage Interlude **
BCCW HW champion Killer Kowalski
A violent shouting match has ensued backstage (with cameras rushing into position "Reality TV"-style) between Killer Kowalski & Commissioner Muldoon! Sheamus has rudely turned down any overtures of joining "Team BCCW" because Sheamus wants Big John Studd dead or alive! And guess what?? Commissioner Muldoon is GIVING him Big John Studd! In a one-on-one match @ Battleground: Civil War! Sheamus vs Big John Studd... HELL IN A CELL!! Kowalski is outraged and PULLS HIS SUPPORT from Team BCCW! Killer Kowalski withdraws his troops, leaving BCCW stranded high & dry! BCCW VP Sheldon Goldberg (who was listening nearby) goes ballistic & blames the fallout on Muldoon! Muldoon has already been blamed for the Insiders fiasco (he drove them over to WWE with his micro-managing). Commissioner Muldoon has RUINED Team BCCW's chances for survival @ Civil War!!
BCCW Management coming apart at the seams
** ABRUPT CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
** Breaking News!! **
Word has just arrived... the INSIDERS (Miz/Matt Morgan/Scott Hall) w/ Buddy Rogers are on their way to the building TONIGHT! They have a statement prepared for the Mash-Up Wrestling universe! Stay tuned!!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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What's the "Over/Under" on an inside sabotage?
Mildred Burke was *SUPPOSED* to be receiving a Lifetime Achievement Award, and celebration for her current undefeated streak & unprecedented World Woman's Championship reign during this segment. But instead, she must humbly accept her trophy without much fanfare as we are still reeling from the preceding company events. Just then - word breaks through the wire of a LEAK. A dolphinreddit-ass has leaked so-called "insider info" and boy is it a doozy. Among allegations & other concerns, there was even a full-blown prediction map for the upcoming BCCW vs WWE PPV (complete with Vegas odds). Commissioner Muldoon's administration is once again dealt a vicious blow as allegations of fixing, betting & other issues of hippodroning have arisen (again) during his reign.
The vindictive Eve Torres Gracie makes her move...
To top everything off like the juiciest cherry on the sweetest sundae, Commissioner Muldoon (in the midst of WAR preparation mind you, like Patton or Churchill) is *SLAPPED* with another lawsuit. This one from the smiling, conniving, ex-Woman's Div Prez EVE TORRES GRACIE (2012)! Some big "sexual discrimination" suit as the result of her Mudpit match against Mildred Burke (see "Slaughtahouse House Stampede 3")... a match Commissioner Muldoon *ORDERED* (actually, the stipulation was handed down to him by management, but who's counting?)
THE FIRM
(Wild Red Berry, David Otunga & special consultant Damien Sandow)
And guess who's spearheading the lawsuit? Why, perennial Muldoon-foils (and legal counsel to HW Champion Killer Kowalski) THE FIRM. The star-legal team of Wild Red Berry & David Otunga (with special consultant Damien Sandow) are the Johnnie Cochran/Robert Kardashian's of Fantasy Wrestling! They've already stripped Muldoon of his ability to govern Heavyweight title affairs (see previous legal rulings) and now they're coming for his JOB! Another crucial blow (and expensive legal tangle) facing BCCW, at it's most critical moment! How will Commissioner Muldoon respond?? Eve Torres closes the scene with her sarcastic, fake niceties and leaves the Commissioner quaking with subdued anger.
While it's true Muldoon may be bound from action at this point, that doesn't apply to Ms Burke World Woman's Wrestling champion! She shrugs off the fake "handshake" from Eve and goes to work on the prissy sissy! WHAM WHAM WHAM! Mildred Burke lays into Eve with the ground-n-pound before being peeled off by security as the crowd roars! MBurke doesn't care about rules, decrees, suits or lawsuits! She proved @ Slaughtahouse Stampede 3 she isn't afraid to get her hands dirty! MBurke is undefeated as Woman's champion! PS - F*** Trish Stratus and her "bring Woman's wrestling to Canada" campaign! MBurke is as American as Pork & Beans, muthaphuckkers!!!
Mash-Up Wrestling Woman's champion Mildred Burke!!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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LAX ROTTEN WILDAZ versus TEAM 4:20
** BCCW 6-Man Match **
vs
Gus Sonnenberg on guest commentary beside Solie & Striker. GSon explains his special referee decisions @ Slaughtahouse Stampede. Low-Ki (aka Senshi) regained the Flyweight championship that night, and this match is a showcase for him & his ruthless, brutal & rugged LAX gangbanger affiliates. Commentators also discuss the state of flux in the 6-man ranks after the Insiders stole the championship belts @ Slaughtahouse Stampede 3. What is the future for this esteemed BCCW tag team division? Team 4:20 has hands-down the best entrance in fantasy wrestling history (especially when JCW Weedman was their mascot), but they still put LAX over with authority after a competitive match. Senshi comes off like the mini-Shredder of the Flyweight division, all with one eye on GSon on commentary.
Winners: LAX ROTTEN WILDAZ
Rotten Wilda affiliates BLKJeez (1st BCCW FW champion in company history)
"Cambodian Axe Murderer" Joker
Julius Smokes (obnoxious Chris Tucker-ish mouthpiece & team spokesman)
Postmatch, the promo led by Senshi is so disrespectful (as are the antics by his ringside goon BLKJeez - see Slaughtahouse Stampede when GSon knocked the 1st FW champion BLKJeez out of his Timberlands with an old-school right-cross!) - we have no choice but to issue a follow-up match for the next Fight Night: GSon vs BLKJeez!
Gus Sonnenberg (1929) versus BLKJeez (2011)
(Flyweight Bout)
Plus!
Ex-FW champion Chris Sabin will be in the building!
Dynamite Kid in action!
and RICKY "THE DRAGON" STEAMBOAT makes his BCCW debut!!!
All next Fight Night occasion! Coming soon! Stay tuned!!
Ricky "the Dragon" Steamboat is coming to BCCW!!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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** BCCW Dream Match!! **
ROB VAN DAM (2006) versus SUPERFLY JIMMY SNUKA (1983)
** Middleweight Bout **
versus
"Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions."
-- Albert Einstein
Winner: ROB VAN DAM
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
** Bully Ray vs Dusty Rhodes dueling promos. One wants freedom & justice - the other wants anarchy & vandalism (guess who tagged "HOW DUZ IT FEEL 2 BE SPERMED BY FAGGOTS" on the bathroom wall?). Rhodes vs Bully Ray TONIGHT!! **
** CUT TO LIMO ENTERING ARENA **
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Insiders Connect
Insiders finally arrived via limo & take the ring for this self-aggrandizing promo session. Miz, Matt Morgan, Scott Hall & Buddy Rogers swerved everybody at Slaughtahouse Stampede 3 and proved you're all a bunch of dumb marks & local yokels. Wanna talk war? The Insiders are on the only side that matters... they're own! Before they can get further, we get the frantic, crowd-pleasing run in of the rabid WILD SAMOANS! Afa, Sika & their Mash-Up partner UMAGA storm the crowd in a mad frenzy to get the suit-and-tie-wearing Insiders! But it is to no avail. The Insiders are too well-prepared, and after mace & taser attacks - the Samoans are subdued & destroyed (again - this time finally). Umaga is left twitching & spitting up froth.
Hey chico, check out WWE All-Star wrestling this week for a HUGE Insider announcement...
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
** Click here for the Insider/WWE All-Star Wrestling aftermath!! **
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** Main Event **
DUSTY RHODES (1988) versus BULLY RAY (2013)
** Heavyweight Bout **
versus
TV Title *not* on the line. Slobberknocker main event (the hard-hitting opposite of the stiff finesse displayed by RVD/Snuka earlier) that is the culmination of this entire show. Dusty Rhodes (aka BCCW) fighting insurmountable odds (TOXIC) in an off-sided war in hostile territory (WWE). With the rest of TOXIC barred from the building, Bully Ray puts up a great fight - but the surge of fan momentum behind Dusty is too strong. The injustice & screwjobs against Rhodes are still fresh in everybody's mind! Now it's time for the underdog to rise up and snatch victory from the jaws of defeat!!
Winner: DUSTY RHODES
The American Dream don't care, baybee! He will fight for the hearts & minds of the people at the drop of a dime! That's why Dusty Rhodes is volunteering himself to Team BCCW @ the "Civil War" PPV! Even if he's gotta go down swinging & outnumbered, Dusty Rhodes won't let the spirit of BCCW die!!!
** FADE OUT **
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BCCW & WWE present...
Team BCCW versus Team WWE
Plus!
Sheamus (2012) versus Big John Studd (1984)
(Hell in a Cell Grudge Match)