Post by MadStepDad on Sept 13, 2013 8:36:51 GMT -5
** BCCW has 6 recognized championships: **
Heavyweight (225 lbs +)
Middleweight (205 lbs +)
Flyweight (under 200 lbs)
Television title (catch weight)
6-Man Tag Team titles
World Woman’s championship
** BCCW produces a 70-minute block of programming on the Comcast Sports channel (home of the Boston Celtics) with ads for other Mash-Up Wrestling network features. This is pre-recorded footage from this weeks BCCW TV Episode, and is included in the DVD/mp4 resale of each event. Commercials come in top-heavy loads throughout and matches continue uninterrupted (DVD/mp4 reissues contain no commercials). There are strictly enforced TV time limits of 15 minutes. **
** BCCW Fight Night is inspired by UFC events of the same name, but also shares similarities with WWE Main Event (in that usually one particular main event match is hyped throughout the show). Tonight is the *LAST SHOW B4 SLAUGHTAHOUSE STAMPEDE 3!!* A slew of Qualifiers, contests & *exclusive breaking news RE: recent WWE developments* are all going down! TONIGHT! Stay tuned! **
** Post match protocol calls for the bout winner to be granted a 90-second interview piece with in-ring correspondent MSD (like Joe Rogan in the UFC, or Larry Nelson on AWA ESPN classic reruns). **
** William Muldoon is on-screen commissioner. All matches sanctioned by Mash-Up Wrestling. **
** THIS IS BCCW!!**
** RINGSIDE COMMENTARY TEAM **
Gordon Solie & Matt Striker
The Word is out. The wheels are in motion. WORK. What has been bubbling in the pot for the last 5 seasons finally comes to the surface, and with it a Mount Vesuvius-like eruption. The tender, fragile peace brokered between BCCW President Paul Bowser & WWE Official Shane McMahon has been completely shattered. We now stand upon the precipice of a CIVIL WAR! With a world in turmoil and upheaval around every corner, Mash-Up Wrestling prepares to take the game to another level. I come up with a hit and put it on wax... My homie high as shit, I put him on wax... It's goin' down, like candle wax - Homie, I get on that wax and I ain't coming back! Now let's put one in the air & get wasted like a white boy! This is Mash-Up Wrestling and it's BCCW FIGHT NIGHT time!!
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A Slap in the Face
When we last left off, BCCW President Paul Bowser & management have been in damage-control mode, in an effort to exstinguish the flames of controversy left in the wake of VP Sheldon Goldberg's disruption @ WWE Summerslam. President Bowser even went as far as offering a public apology. But when VP Sheldon Goldberg showed up on WWE TV again, all Hell broke loose. Word of an official "BCCW vs WWE" event is in the works, despite the denial of BCCW management. We now take you back to the infamous events of Friday 9/13/13...
From WWE WWE All Star Wrestling on Lucky Friday the 13th
** CLICK HERE FOR ENTIRE SHOW IN MASH-UP WRESTLING ONDEMAND **
Mr. Goldberg is in the ring and says that he is here to confront Mr. McMahon about his comments about BCCW an to expose the circus like attitude of the WWE and he has several announcements about the Civil War pay-per-view . He says that he has displayed his grapefruits for showing up and now the ball is in Mr. McMahon's court and calls Junior out here now. Unfortunately, both Shane and Stephanie McMahon come out to the ring and Shane sys that Mr. McMahon is no here this week and tat both he and Steph are out here to represent the WWE and that if Mr. Goldberg has a problem, then he can say it to his face. Bernard says that he was offended by the WWE is the premiere rand of the MUW, when BCCW is so much better and the proof is in the pudding with John Cena as the MUW World Champion. Then, he states that he did not like he treatment of him and John Cena being escorted by the cops out of MSG at Summer slam for trying to put a boston red sox banner at the Garden, because everyone knows that Boston can beat New York any day of the week. Shane says that he was not going to stand by and watch Summerslam being ended by a riot and tells Bernard to get to his point. Bernard says that he has got three matches lined up for the pay-per-view on October 27th.
First, the main event will be an 8 man elimination match between four of the best from BCCW versus four of your best from the WWE and that he will not be insulted by calling it the Survivor Series match because BCCW will be the true survivor. Next, we will have a battle of the World Champions with the winner getting an MUW World Title Shot as Killer Kowalski, the real World Champion and BCCW World Champion against the weakest champion that I have ever seen, Ric Flair the WWE Champion. Finally, we can't leave out the ladies as we will have a champion vs. champion match as the Fabulous Mildred Burke the BCCW Womens Champ battles the WWE Womens Champion, that skinny waif Lita. Steph takes offense to the comment and tells him to apologize now and Bernard tells her to zip it and should go back home and do the dishes broad. Shane gets angry and shoves him and says that he will apologize or else. Bernard sys here is his "else" and nails Shane with a right hand to the face! Steph gets angry and gets in the face of Bernard and he does the unthinkable and SLAPS STEPHANIE IN THE FACE AND DROPS HER TO THE MAT!! Bernard leaves as the fans were stunned and shocked by the act as the show goes to break.
Stephanie McMahon gets the taste slapped out of her mouth, courtesy of BCCW!!
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But You Knew That Already...
After the video-recap of the prior segment, we return to join Alberto Del Rio (2013) in the ring for a promo. ADR is seconded by a reluctant Ricardo Rodriguez, and he regales us with exaggerated tales of his greatness. ADR is a certified legend killer, taking the entire Von Erich family out of BCCW for good. @ Slaughtahouse Stampede 3 he will (once again) defeat his uncle Mil Mascaras. But none of this is enough. That's why ADR took the proper steps to ensure his legend killer reputation continue to grow. Observe the video evidence...
From WWE All-Star Wrestling (9/13/13)
The Hulkster is taken OUT of the game...
Main Event: Larry Zbysko and Huk Hogan went to a no contest as before the match started, Hulk Hogan was attacked from behind by a Mexican wrestler and had his had rammed twice into the ring post and Hogan was bleeding profusely and this Mexican Wrestler puts on a cross arm breaker for several minutes until officials finally broke it up and this Mexican wrestler grabbed the mic and said that the beating was courtesy of not only BCCW, but by ALBERTO DEL RIO!!!! Del Rio leaves as the show goes off the air.
** Breaking News: Hulk Hogan suffers aggravated arm injury - removed from active competition per doctors orders! Estimated return not known **
La familia! Mil Mascaras has a stern retort for his wayward nephew!
Emerging from the locker room to stand up to ADR's disgraceful antics, Mascaras swears to uphold the honor of his heritage when he defeats ADR once and for all @ Slaughtahouse Stampede 3! Not only does Mascaras have the honor & legacy of his own bloodline riding on the outcome, but the respect of an entire generation of grapplers hangs in the balance! Del Rio wants to secure his place in the fantasy wrestling pantheon; will he do it at the expense of his own blood uncle!? Tune in to BCCW TV Episode #24 (Slaughtahouse Stampede 3) for this exciting match, and much much more!
Alberto Del Rio (2013) vs Mil Mascaras (1973)
("Lucha por el Respeto" Match)
PLUS!
BCCW President Paul Bowser & Commissioner Muldoon have thus far declined any further comment on the allegations of an October 27th "Civil War" super show with WWE (as they want to focus solely on the upcoming Slaughtahouse Stampede) - but promise an *OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT* regarding their position come BCCW TV Episode #24! You do NOT want to miss this exciting 3-hour spectacular! Stay tuned!!
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Train-Wreck Battle Rap
Ex-3MB band member (Mash-Up Wrestling version) JC ICE Baby has a battle-rap prepared for the turncoat Heath Slater!
But Heath Slater's *NEW* back-up band isn't going to hear any Malibu's Finezt when they got some Leonard Skynard to blare!
Once again, JC Ice Baby manages to evade their charge - and they are answered instead by the crowd-pleasing entrance of the PRIME TIME PLAYAZ (BCCW 6-Man Version featuring Rockstar Joey Kaos 2001 & WCW GG 1999)! PtP have been on a minor upswing in popularity ever since Darren Young casually "came out" on TMZ TV in 2013).
NEW FABULOUS FREEBIRDS (1991)
versus
PRIME TIME PLAYAZ (2013)
** BCCW 6-Man Bout **
versus
w/
PtP get all their most popular spots in, but in the end the craftiness of the Freebirds (combined with Heath Slater's fearless crash dummy charges) overcome them. This is early 90s-era WCW version Freebirds, just short of a masked wrestler but including 2014-3MB breakout star Heath Slater instead. A hilarious self-parody with none of them realizing it. With their post match promo they promise to RAWK OUT the Slaughtahouse Stampede!
Winners: NEW FABULOUS FREEBIRDS
The Freebirds are in the Slaughtahouse Stampede match!!
Stay tuned for our special 3-hour spectacular BCCW TV Episode #24 (Slaughtahouse Stampede 3)!!
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Introducing... a new Warrior arriving on the shores of BCCW
Coming soon to BCCW...
RICKY "the Dragon" STEAMBOAT!!
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KOFI KINGSTON vs TOMMASO CIAMPA vs JOKER
** Middleweight Triple Threat **
versus versus
Middleweight Triple threat with the victor gaining the option of moving up a weight class to compete in the Slaugtahouse Stampede match. This is African-Samurai Warrior Kofi Kingston (a heelish persona perfected in Mash-Up Wrestling) versus the "Sicilian Psychopath" Tommaso Ciampa (a poor man's-Apex Predator) versus JOKER (also known as the "Cambodian Axe Murderer" for his stiff, brutish style). Joker is a militant street-soldier, part BLKOut/Phillyz Most Wanted & runs with Low-Ki's Rotten Wildaz crew. Showcase match for all 3 men that gets the fans chanting "THIS IS AWESOME!" faster than a TNA house show. "Trouble in Paradise" out of nowhere gets Kofi the pin on Joker. Kingston's sneering post match promo is dripping with sarcasm & condescension, but he's confident his speed & agility will benefit him in the Slaughtahouse Stampede.
Winner: KOFI KINGSTON
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BCCW Flyweight Turmoil
BCCW FW champion Chris Sabin(2013) shows no fear in the face of the Rotten Wildaz wolfpack
But Low-Ki (leader of the Rotten Wildaz) vows to regain the FW title by any means necessary...
Huge in-ring showdown between reigning BCCW FW champion Chris Sabin (2013) and ex-champion Low-Ki (2003). Sabin has members of his entourage behind him (including Alex Shelley & Team 4:20, Ruckus, Kendrick & London)... while Low-Ki has his Rotten Wildaz crew behind fostering an environment of intimidation & fear. Rotten Wildaz include Homicide & Hernandez (LAX), BLKJeez & Joker. Tension heightens, and the crux of the verbal argument between Low-Ki & Sabin resides with Low-Ki accusing Chris Sabin of being a flash-in-the-pan fluke winner (pointing to Sabin's 2013 TNA title reign as proof).
Commissioner Muldoon is the hand of law & order
BCCW Commissioner William Muldoon has already arranged a ring of security for this segment (still leery of the Rotten Wildaz riot-starting prowess), and he re-appears to make sure no violence occurs. With all the threats of gang violence, recent referee controversies & other controversies - Muldoon & the fans want a clean FW contest @ Slaughtahouse Stampede 3... so Muldoon is sanctioning an official Sabin vs Low-Ki rematch... BUT - it comes with the following caveat:
Special referee will be original Boston tough-guy, take-no-prisoners (and former BCCW FW champion himself)
GUS SONNENBERG!
Low-Ki & the Rotten Wildaz are outraged over this "racist" decision, and the blood rivalry between Low-Ki & GSon is summarized on commentary (see BCCW presents "Return to the Scene of the Crime"). GSon is hand-picked by Muldoon to be the trouble-shooting enforcer who can't be bullied or intimidated... but is this just another pro wrestling swerve coming? Will GSon display the honor of his original reign?? Or does he really have his eyes on Sabin's FW title after all (a title GSon never should have lost in the 1st place)?? Tune in to Slaughtahouse Stampede 3 to find out! But one thing is certain - GSon promises to call it right down the middle, and we are guaranteed another Flyweight FIREWORKS DISPLAY @ Slaughtahouse Stampede 3!!
** BCCW Flyweight Title **
Chris Sabin (2013) © vs Low-Ki (2003)
(w/ special referee GUS SONNENBERG)
Stay tuned!!
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Coming soon to the BCCW Flyweight Division...
DYNAMITE KID!!
His Flyweight Debut comes on our special 3-hour BCCW TV Special... Episode #24 (Slaughtahouse Stampede)!!
** Stay tuned - the BCCW Flyweight division will never be the same again!! **
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** Slaughtahouse Stampede Qualifier **
"Boston Bad Boy" Tony Rumble throws his 3's in the air for Boston - and rallies up the anti-WWE portion of the audience, until he gets an answer to his open-mic challenge...
Enter Super-Agent to the stars (and original "WWE Guy")... "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers!! And he brought with him a "WWE surprise" going into the Slaughtahouse Stampede! Not only does Buddy Rogers have huge plans for the 6-Man Tag Titles @ Slaughtahouse Stampede 3, he vows to once again manage a WORLD CHAMPION!!
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BOSTON BAD BOY TONY RUMBLE versus... SUPERFLY JIMMY SNUKA (w/ Buddy Rogers)
** Heavyweight Bout **
versus w/
Winner: SUPERFLY JIMMY SNUKA
Another ace-in-the-hole for the greatest agent to the stars - "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers! The feral Superfly Snuka is off the leash (and on loan from WWE apparently), just like Rogers own BCCW 6-man champion Wild Samoans! Everybody is gunning for Killer Kowalski's HW championship @ Slaughtahouse Stampede 3! PLUS! Will there be a CIVIL WAR between BCCW & WWE?? Is this good for business?? Or are we bracing for a Titanic-like catastrophe? What will be the next move?? One thing is certain - the landscape of fantasy wrestling is changing! FOREVER!!
Stay tuned!
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Coming soon - the next big BCCW special:
BCCW TV Episode #24: Slaughtahouse Stampede III!!
** 20-Man Slaughtahouse Stampede Match!! **
(Winner receives BCCW Heavyweight Title shot!)
Featuring:
Bully Ray (2013)
Crusher Casey (1942)
Dean Ambrose (2015)
Sabu (1997)
Dusty Rhodes (1988)
Sheamus (2012)
Rikishi (2000)
The Fabulous Freebirds (1991)
"Superfly" Jimmy Snuka from the WWE (1983)
Rob Van Dam (2013)
John Morrison (2010)
Mike Awesome (2000)
Phil "Gunner" Shatter (2014)
Kofi Kingston (2009)
Big John Studd (1984)
Kenny Dykstra (2008)
** and many more!! **
** BCCW Television Title **
Ryback (2015) © vs Goldberg (1998)
(No Count-Out, No DQ, ANYTHING GOES Match)
Alberto Del Rio (2013) vs Mil Mascaras (1973)
("Lucha por el Respeto" Match)
** Woman's Championship **
Mildred Burke © versus Eve Torres Gracie
(Mud Pit Match)
Bruno Sammartino vs Rhino
(Heavyweight Grudge Match)
** BCCW 6-Man Titles **
Insiders vs Wild Samoans © w/ Buddy Rogers
** BCCW Flyweight Title **
Chris Sabin (2013) © vs Low-Ki (2003)
(w/ special referee GUS SONNENBERG)
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OUTRO
** Slaughtahouse Stampede 1 (Click here) **
** Slaughtahouse Stampede 2 (Click here) **