Post by MadStepDad on Aug 19, 2013 22:16:15 GMT -5
** BCCW has 6 recognized championships: **
Heavyweight (225 lbs +)
Middleweight (205 lbs +)
Flyweight (under 200 lbs)
Television title (catch weight)
6-Man Tag Team titles
World Woman’s championship
** BCCW produces a 70-minute block of programming on the Comcast Sports channel (home of the Boston Celtics) with ads for other Mash-Up Wrestling network features. This is pre-recorded footage from this weeks BCCW TV Episode, and is included in the DVD/mp4 resale of each event. Commercials come in top-heavy loads throughout and matches continue uninterrupted (DVD/mp4 reissues contain no commercials). There are strictly enforced TV time limits of 15 minutes. **
** BCCW Fight Night is inspired by UFC events of the same name, but also shares similarities with WWE Main Event (in that usually one particular main event match is hyped throughout the show). Tonight is Alberto Del Rio versus Texas Tornado Kerry Von Erich in a Heavyweight grudge match. Stay tuned! **
** Post match protocol calls for the bout winner to be granted a 90-second interview piece with in-ring correspondent MSD (like Joe Rogan in the UFC, or Larry Nelson on AWA ESPN classic reruns). **
** William Muldoon is on-screen commissioner. All matches sanctioned by Mash-Up Wrestling. **
** THIS IS BCCW!!**
** RINGSIDE COMMENTARY TEAM **
Gordon Solie & Matt Striker
** EDITORS NOTE **
We take a break from your regularly scheduled event to bring the following news bulletins: Warning - to the punk kids who rifled through my car & stole my bag of loud I will find you & cut your fingers off. Drive-by shooting next door, 1st floor riddled with holes. Nice symmetry with the house across the street that's still riddled with bullet roles from 2006. Can Wars continue to rage (who knew shopping carts filled with soda/beer cans would be worth so much? Did all the copper wire suddenly dry up in the city?). A casualty which may or may not include the 75 yo dude who got killed around the corner from me (somebody bashed his head in with a hammer). Police haven't found the suspect but that hasn't stopped them from lurking around the neighborhood ever since (but still missed some little punk breaking into my car). Now you see why fantasy wrestling is such a welcome respite. Freshest matches? Dopest storylines? Biggest stage, strongest liquor & loudest piff?? The BEST in fight-fiction & Mash-Up Wrestling today??? FUCK WIT ME, YOU KNOW I GOT IT!!!
We now return to our regularly scheduled programming:
Is the Slaughtahouse Stampede match a fictional BCCW creation?? Or a real-live march to the Death occurring on the nearest street corner to you??
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BCCW Heavyweight champion Killer Kowalski will face the winner of the Slaughtahouse Stampede match!!
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** Slaughtahouse Stampede Qualifier **
THE FIRM vs USO's
** BCCW 6-Man Tag Team Match **
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The FIRM - much like local town hall officials & city political reps - are but a disconcerting smoke screen. A loud cacophony of big words & legal bravado - but very little in actual "action". Like a hot shot production company that takes a million meetings but doesn't actually produce anything. Here, the Firm are supporters of the "Illuminati" - which has seemingly endorsed Killer Kowalski's Heavyweight reign. They have removed the meddlesome BCCW Commissioner William Muldoon from interfering in title matters (for now) - but can't stop him from holding the BCCW TV book. Muldoon demanded this match tonight, but of course we're met with resistance (in the form of a self-aggrandizing promo fronted by Damien Sandow 2013) - until the Firm is literally forced into this match at the hands of the war-painted Uso's. They run through the firm (with Berry himself bailing from the match mid-way through) before climaxing with a big fat FU Stink Face to Damien Sandow in the corner. Savat-kick/followed by stereo top rope splashes from the Uso's picks up the win. Big Daddy Rikishi is officially in the Slaughtahouse Stampede match - and he's coming for Killer Kowalski's crown, even if he has to put his ass in people's faces to do it!
Winners: USO's
** Breaking News **
Uso's also receive #1 Contenders match next BCCW TV! Can Rikishi snag a Heavyweight championship shot AND 6-Man tag straps @ Slaughtahouse Stampede 3?? Tune in to the next BCCW TV Episode as we countdown to the Stampede! Stay tuned!!
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KENNY DYKSTRA (2009) w/ Misty Blue Simmes (1990)
versus
TOMMASO CIAMPA (2014)
** Middleweight Bout **
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KD is the Kowalski-bred Blue-Chipper with "star potential" written all over him (along with Misty Blue Simmes circa 1990 dripping on his arm). Tommaso Ciampa is the scorned "Sicilian Psychopath" with an ax to grind. Together they write a stiff yet technical masterpiece. Both guys are young guns on the come-up, get strong solo moments and tense near-finishes. Just as it appears the match will end in a time-limit DRAW - Kenny Dykstra performs a miracle sunset-flip out of a Project Ciampa attempt - and squeezes out the pinfall! A surprise counter at the last moment, just like the tactic Kenny Dykstra used to beat Ric Flair on Raw! TCiampa is shocked & disappointed, but proved his point well. Meanwhile Kenny Dykstra (repping camp Killer Kowalski) creeps higher up the BCCW Middleweight totem pole.
Winner: KENNY DYKSTRA
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Lipstick & Dynamite
"Top Shelf" Trish Stratus talks the talk
"Top Shelf" Trish Stratus on guest-commentary beside Solie & Striker (giving her egotistical heel persona a flex). BCCW Commissioner William is out for a proclamation RE: the Woman's Championship - when he is interrupted by Woman's Div VP (and #1 contender) Eve Torres Gracie. Eve is *NOT* nice to Muldoon, and her loss to Burke @ Heatwave is referenced. The twist comes when Commissioner Muldoon reveals a "competitor/arbitrator"-clause that calls into question a serious conflict of interest between Eve being Woman's Div Prez *AND* naming herself #1 contender... and it turns out the "big announcement" is actually Eve Torres Gracie's *FORCED RESIGNATION* as Woman's Div Prez! A political move that is greeted by CHEERS!
Eve Torres Gracie... removed from power as BCCW Woman's Division President?!?!?
Eve quickly changes her tune (and tries buttering him up, like she was always able to do with BCCW VP Sheldon Goldberg) but Muldoon isn't biting! Instead, he's (temporarily at least) back in control of the Woman's Division! And he's ordering a match right NOW! Eve versus a former ally who now has a bitter score to settle... SABLE 2003!! That's happening NEXT! Stay tuned!
BCCW Commissioner William Muldoon lays the law down on the Woman's division!!
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EVE TORRES GRACIE (2012) versus SABLE (2003)
** Woman's Bout **
versus
Both bitches are pissed and a hard-knock bout ensues. Sable is more gritty when matched against stiff competition, but Eve just has the competitive edge. Eve even works the feminine wiles better than Sable too, conning the ref on being momentarily "injured" before striking with her finisher.
Winner: EVE TORRES GRACIE
BCCW Woman's Champion Mildred Burke answers the challenge...
Eve wants some? She gets some. On BCCW TV Episode #24 (Slaughtahouse Stampede) - Eve Torres gets her title rematch against MBurke! But Eve likes to claim she keeps it real? Her skills are the best? Well Ms Pretty Young Thing, you won't *BELIEVE* the stipulation in store for their title rematch! Stay tuned to the next BCCW TV Episode to find out!!
MBurke defends against Eve @ Slaughtahouse Stampede... with a very special stipulation to be named later! Stay tuned!!
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Coming soon to the BCCW Flyweight Division...
DYNAMITE KID!!
His Flyweight Debut comes on our special 3-hour BCCW TV Special... Episode #24 (Slaughtahouse Stampede)!!
** Stay tuned - the BCCW Flyweight division will never be the same again!! **
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LOW-KI (2003) vs ALEX SHELLEY (2010) vs BRIAN KENDRICK (2009)
** Flyweight Triple Threat **
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Recap of the Heatwave title loss for Low-Ki and how it's driven his Rotten Wildaz wolf-pack into even more of a frenzy. The NY-Yankee fitted/L.A.X-style crew of ruffnecks dominate the segment (with loud, obnoxious mouthpiece Julius Smokes bogarting his way into guest commentary duty alongside Solie & Striker). Low-Ki wins what is tantamount to a Flyweight showcase. He is looked upon as a merciless assassin with a twisted "code" of honor (like Dexter's "code" on Showtime). He snatches the mic away from MSD postmatch to deliver his own chilling sermon: Low-Ki wants his belt back!
Winner: LOW-KI
BCCW Flyweight champion Chris Sabin wont' back down from a challenge!!
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WILD SAMOANS (w/ Buddy Rogers)
versus
BROKEN CITY HOOLIGANZ (w/ Boston Bad Boy Tony Rumble)
** Impromptu 6-Man Massacre **
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versus
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The last pre-taped appearance of the Broken City Hooliganz - who accepted "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers' brazen open-mic challenge before the match - and left in body bags (figuratevily speaking). Wild, free-for-all brawl all over the building and through the fans. Pitbulls & Samoans going at it in the fans while Umaga put the finishing touches on Chase Del Monte in darkly humorous fashion (Chase tried fleeing & begging off to no avail). "Boston Bad Boy" Tony Rumble actually fled the scene at one point, leaving Rogers & his BCCW 6-Man Tag Team champions to soak up the bloodthirsty electricity of the crowd! During the post match interview, Buddy Rogers does more grandstanding and proclaims the 6-Man tag titles will reach unprecedented heights @ Slaughtahouse Stampede... HE GUARANTEES IT!!
"Winners": WILD SAMOANS
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** Main Event **
ALBERTO DEL RIO (2013) versus TEXAS TORNADO (1990)
** Heavyweight Bout **
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Review of the fracture in the fragile Del Rio/Von Erich union - including the ADR vs Kevin match @ Heatwave that begat this contest tonight. ADR is finally back to his slimy, reprehensible *worst* (with a reluctant Ricardo Rodriguez along for the ride - and a disappointed Mil Mascaras in the background). Texas Tornado of course is seeking familial vengeance. At one point, Ricardo Rodriguez takes a spinning discus punch from Kerry Von Erich *INTO* the steel water bucket in front of his face! CLANG! KO BLOW! But Texas Tornado injured his hand, and ADR spends the rest of the match fiendishly targeting it. Finally in the end, Tornado is caught in a dramatic cross armbreaker for an excruciating time (with commentators screaming about his brothers recent injury)! Tornado pulls himself over for an apparent rope break, but the ref calls the bell... and raises Del Rio's arm in victory! Winner via submission: Alberto Del Rio!
Winner: ALBERTO DEL RIO
Tornado tries to protest the decision but his arm requires immediate medical attention. Ricardo has been carted backstage, leaving ADR alone to soak up his victory! He cuts a self-aggrandizing, obnoxious & arrogant Spanglish promo - until he's *finally* interrupted by a familiar theme song...
Enter MIL MASCARAS
Del Rio's uncle expresses extreme disappointment, and in a brief Spanglish retort of his own - makes the challenge official: Mil Mascaras vs Del Rio @ Slaughtahouse Stampede! Mil Mascaras will teach his own kin the meaning of "respeto"!! Fade out on the angry staredown between ADR in the ring & Mascaras on the entrance ramp! Crowd cheering wildly in the background, with commentators signing off & reminding viewers to purchase WWE Summerslam & tune in to the next BCCW TV Episode for the aftermath!!
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Coming soon - the next big BCCW special:
BCCW TV Episode #24: Slaughtahouse Stampede III!!
** 20-Man Slaughtahouse Stampede Match!! **
(Winner receives BCCW Heavyweight Title shot!)
Featuring:
Bully Ray (2013)
Crusher Casey (1942)
Dean Ambrose (2015)
Sabu (1997)
Dusty Rhodes (1988)
Sheamus (2012)
Rikishi (2000)
** and many more!! **
** BCCW Television Title **
Ryback (2015) © vs Goldberg (1998)
(No Count-Out, No DQ, ANYTHING GOES Match)
Alberto Del Rio (2013) vs Mil Mascaras (1973)
("Lucha por el Respeto" Match)
** Woman's Championship **
Mildred Burke © versus Eve Torres Gracie
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