Post by MadStepDad on Aug 6, 2013 13:38:23 GMT -5
"Fuck your hashtags and retweets... 140 characters in these streets.
** Jay-Z ("Tom Ford")
** BCCW has 6 recognized championships **
Heavyweight (225 lbs +)
Middleweight (205 lbs +)
Flyweight (under 200 lbs)
Television title (catch weight)
6-Man Tag Team titles
World Woman’s championship
** BCCW produces a 2-hour block of programming on the NESN channel (home of the Boston Red Sox). Every episode is released on DVD or mp4 for individual retail. Commercials come in top-heavy loads throughout the 135 mins or so (with overrun) because matches continue uninterrupted. The DVD/mp4 versions omit commercial breaks entirely. There are strictly enforced TV time limits of 15 minutes. **
** Post match protocol calls for the bout winner to be granted a 90-second interview piece with in-ring correspondent MSD (like Joe Rogan in the UFC, or Larry Nelson on AWA ESPN classic reruns). **
** William Muldoon is on-screen commissioner. All matches sanctioned by Mash-Up Wrestling. **
Now Airing LIVE from Boston MA!!
** THIS IS BCCW!! **
** RINGSIDE COMMENTARY TEAM **
Gordon Solie & Matt Striker
Fall Rush. Two weeks out of the year when this business goes crazy. There's a hell up in Allston, fuck it another day another dollar. The streets of Boston are alive with the return of college students. Teeming just below them on the surface are the sub-dwellers who make a small bonanza. Even if you gotta run 24-hour surveillance, flip tables or race street bikes in between rows of parked cars. Shout out to the movers, shakers & Corona bottle breakers on the corner of Harvard & Glennville Ave. And extra-special greasy shout-out to the shop keeper who didn't speak a lick of English but kept the loud-pack burning outside his store (aka "he smoked extra potent herb in joints and gave me a hit one time when I asked"). Smokers code is universal.
I'm a commonwealth hustler walking fast on the beat - I let my game overflow like trash on the street. Dig a little deeper and you can find rock bottom. Drinking time starts @ 9am (but then again, did it ever really stop?), "johnnie's" for $1/pill are on the move, and heroin flows like dirty brown diesel through the city gutters. There's 140 characters in these streets and we met *ALL* of them. What up to the Riddlist, Glass Joe & Crunchy Black. I say a prayer for everybody. Meanwhile, the piff continues to burn & the wheels continue to turn. This is Summerslam meets Hardcore Justice sprinkled with a little bit of Best of Mid-South Wrestling. This is timeless relevancy. This is classic material from the Bean where we ride for our partners; Paul Revere. BCCW: DOWN FROM THE BEGINNING. I do it for my city! BOSTON!
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New York vs Boston
At WWE Summerslam 2013 (Mash-Up Version), from the most famous arena in the world (check out the latest "Best of MSG" release), controversy erupted after WORLD champion John Cena's successful title defense. We take you to a still-photo/commentator montage of the events that transpired post match...
9th Match (Co-Main Event): MUW World Title Match: John Cena beat Ultimate Warrior in 20:12 with the FU slam off the top rope. Warrior had the early advantage using his strength and speed for several near falls, but Cena fought back hard in the end and had several near falls on Warrior. In the end, Warrior tried to take a high risk move of the top rope, but Cena crotched the Warrior on the top rope and in a feat of strength nailed the Warrior with the FU Slam off the top rope for the win. After the match, Cena points to the luxury suite and Mr.Goldberg brings out the banners and was attaching them to the flag posts and Cena makes his way to the luxury suite and then they both wave the banners high in the air and the crowd almost goes into a riot over this display until NYPD comes up and escorts both men out of the Garden to a thunderous cheer as they say BOSTON SUCKS!!!
** See the Summerslam replay right HERE!! **
BCCW President Paul Bowser has prepared a public response that will be aired later tonight.
PLUS!
BCCW HW champion Killer Kowalski in the house for a special interview! Huge Main Event Battle Royal and MORE, as the march to Slaughtahouse Stampede climaxes TONIGHT! Stay tuned!!
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** Slaughtahouse Stampede (2nd Chance Qualifier) **
THE FIRM (w/ Wild Red Berry) versus RVD & JOHN MORRISON
** Tornado Tag Match **
w/
versus
Exciting opening bout to get over the importance of the Slaughtahouse Stampede match, and all the chess moves the contenders are using along the way. The Firm is Kowalski's legal team and speak of an Illuminiti "New World Order", but are still no match for the pop & sizzle of RVD/JMo (who's best of 7 series against each other created amazing chemistry). Fan favorite start to the show tonight and 2 more huge potential contenders for Killer Kowalski.
Winners: RVD & JMO
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
Bully Ray and his T.O.X.I.C. gangbangers... the topic of conversation is Bruno Sammartino and his insatiable bloodlust for Bully Ray's scalp. They know the Italian Strongman won't quit until he gets his hands on the Aces & Eights president... but Bully Ray has a plan tonight...
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A T.O.X.I.C. ADDITION
T.O.X.I.C. side door entrance. Riotous promo from Bully Ray (straight from Hells Kitchen NY) who plays on the strong NYC vs Boston rivalry tonight. Bully Ray goads Sammartino into accepting a fight in which he will be woefully outnumbered - but Sammartino shows up with reinforcements, and so ensues our crowd-pleasing "brawl through the stands"-portion of the card!
Sammartino has back-up against T.O.X.I.C!!
It's a main-event fracas with Sheamus, Crusher Casey & Dusty Rhodes (aka "The Untouchables") showing up to splinter the T.O.X.I.C forces. Ultimately, Bully Ray is left alone in the ring with Sammartino - and the crowd can sense the retribution about to ensue. But instead - Bruno Sammartino is blindsided & GORED by a charging RHINO!! GORE!! GORE!! GORE!!
Rhino = newest T.O.X.I.C. recruit!!
By the time the rest of the babyfaces regroup in the ring, the damage has been done. Sammartino was waylaid by Rhino while Bully Ray escaped completely unscathed. His master plan is to have Bruno distracted with another blood feud, while Bully Ray concentrates on his own chances in the Slaughtahouse Stampede. A brutal, violent match that seems custom-made for the Tribe of Xtreme! And with Bully Ray stacking the deck more and more in his favor, is it only a matter of time before he becomes the next BCCW HW champion??
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T.O.X.I.C. versus THE UNTOUCHABLES
** BCCW 6-Man Bout **
versus
With the events of last segment still soaking in after commercial break (Sammartino is ENRAGED & vows vengeance upon Rhino, Bully Ray and the lot of T.O.X.I.C.) - and the babyfaces lingering in the ring, with Shield members taunting them from the aisleways - BCCW Commissioner William Muldoon makes this impromptu match decree. Tribe of Xtreme members the Shield (Mash-Up Version) will do battle against the Untouchables RIGHT NOW! The Untouchables are a babyface dream-match combination, like Dusty/Andre/JYD in classic Mid-South. Meanwhile the Shield (feat: BCCW MW champion Dean Ambrose, his bodyguard Roman Reigns & the insane Sabu circa 2001) are militaristic war-mongers who follow a demented code of "Xtreme".
Emphasis is placed on each teams inclusion in the upcoming Slaughtahouse Stampede match (next BCCW TV Episode). Friction is teased between the Untouchables (with lingering personal & professional issues remaining between each), that is exploited by the mastermind Dean Ambrose & his ruthless henchmen. Finally, BCCW Heavyweight champion Killer Kowalski (the spider @ the center of the entire Slaughtahouse Stampede web) makes his influence felt when his goon-squad of enforcers *ATTACK*.
Winners: NONE (no finish)
Big John Studd takes out Sheamus, while Giant Bernard brawls with Dusty Rhodes out of the picture. That leaves Crusher Casey alone to face the combined might of the Shield (check BCCW's 1st PPV under the relaunch "New Years Evolution" for the lengthy origins of Casey vs Ambrose). Special attention is paid to Crusher Casey's Battle Royal prowess in BCCW-cannon, as he manages to toss both Roman Reigns & Sabu over the top rope (the former through a wooden table @ ringside)! But out of nowhere, fellow T.O.X.I.C. stablemates the Headhunterz show up to aid Dean Ambrose. Combined, they take down Crusher Casey and prepare him for the dreaded TRIPLE POWERBOMB... when suddenly...
The surprise BCCW return of:
MIKE AWESOME (2000) & GUNNER (2014)!!
Mike Awesome returns from injury sustained during his exile from TOXIC, and he brought some heavy artillery for back-up! Coming through the crowd in street clothes, Awesome & Gunner combine to drive the Headhunterz out and beat up Roman Reigns a little bit, while Dean Ambrose slinks off in shock (and maybe fear & awe?) BCCW Commissioner William Muldoon appears one last time on the scene to curse TOXIC for their anarchistic ways and vow they can't escape justice! That's why Mike Awesome & Gunner are BACK and INCLUDED IN THE SLAUGHTAHOUSE STAMPEDE MATCH ALONGSIDE TOXIC! Bully Ray's master plan for the Stampede match has just been blasted in the head with a wrench! Meanwhile, Killer Kowalski continues to maintain a death-grip on the HW title... but for how much longer?? The Slaughtahouse Stampede contender pool is STACKED!! Don't miss this exciting match next week on BCCW TV!!
Mike Awesome & Gunner are in the Slaughtahouse Stampede match!
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
Cameras catch up with the Untouchables trio & Bruno Sammartino, who each get a few moments to cut a promo and get over their grievances & grudges. Apparently Bully Ray's distraction ploy has worked, as Bruno challenges Rhino to a match @ Slaughtahouse Stampede. Meanwhile, the Untouchables are competing in that match and while they all have a shared goal in mind - each man won't hesitate to go at it alone if that's what it takes to win. Will Dusty Rhodes, Sheamus or Crusher Casey be the next #1 contender??
BCCW TV Episode #24 (Slaughtahouse Stampede) coming next week!!
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GOLDBERG versus 3MB
** Handicap Match **
versus
3MB (w/ JC Ice Baby) are in the ring, and JC Ice Baby wants to recite a "battle rap" he wrote against the New Fabulous Freebirds (see BCCW TV Episode #22 (Crown... Holy Grail)... when they are interrupted by Goldberg's ominous theme song. Cue classic 1998 entrance of da MAN. Results are elementary. JC Ice Baby flees - Jinder Mahal speared - Drew Mc jackhammered for 3.
Winner: GOLDBERG
Postmatch - current BCCW Television champion RYBACK (2015) shows up on the video screen to cut a promo on his opponent Goldberg, and mock the people of Boston further. Goldberg vs Ryback III! This time it's PERSONAL! No holds-barred anything goes match! Only on the special 3-hour edition of BCCW TV Episode #24 (Slaughtahouse Stampede 3)!!
** BCCW Television Title **
Ryback (2015) © vs Goldberg (1998)
(No Count-Out, No DQ, ANYTHING GOES Match)
Stay tuned!!
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
BCCW HW champion Killer Kowalski congregating with his troops, and readying himself for an interview scheduled later in the show. Kowalski has formed a battle plan, similar to Bully Ray's strategy of surrounding himself with allies in the Slaughtahouse Stampede match. Kowalski needs some "inside agents" in the match that will help sway things in his favor. Kowalski hand-selects Big John Studd & Giant Albert (while congratulating them on their successful *hit* on Sheamus & Dusty Rhodes earlier in the night) ... and Kenny Dykstra wants in too (but apparently Kowalski doesn't fully *trust* Kenny to fulfill his bidding)... so Killer chooses Slyck Wagner Brown (2003) as the final "Kowalski Guy" to represent the Heavyweight champions interests in the Slaughtahouse Stampede match instead! Kenny Dykstra needs to know his role & stay in the Middleweight division... Killer Kowalski has spoken!
Killer Kowalski's stable (Mash-Up Wrestling version):
Big John Studd
Giant Bernard
Slyck Wagner Brown
Kenny Dykstra
Misty Blue Simmes
April Hunter
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** OFFICIAL ADDRESS **
BCCW president Paul Bowser apologizes to the WWE & the city of NY on behalf of BCCW (not only to squash consumer complaints, but to alleviate any kind of conflict with the McMahon family). His sentiments are sincere, however some feel they are just not enough. Namely, BCCW VP Sheldon Goldberg (who's incendiary comments and unsanctioned appearance at Summerslam helped jumpstart this whole fiasco).
BCCW VP Sheldon Goldberg has made an announcement (apparently unbeknownst to Bowser, Muldoon & other members of BCCW management) to address these issues publicly on WWE TV. Will BCCW VP Sheldon Goldberg keep the fragile peace his company president is trying to broker?? Or will he break script again to shoot against the corporate monopoly of WWE?? Tune in to WWE All-Star Wrestling to find out!!
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#1 Contenders Match **
INSIDERS vs USO's
** BCCW 6-Man Bout **
vs
Super-agent & manager to the BCCW 6-Man tag team champions (Wild Samoans) is "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers, and he's on commentary beside Solie & Striker for this match. The credentials of both teams are extolled, while Rogers saves his highest praise for his own managerial genius. Rikishi's shot @ the Heavyweight championship in the Slaughtahouse Stampede match is discussed, which segues to Buddy Rogers giving HW champion Killer Kowalski heel credit, but still claiming to have got the better of Kowalski in the past.
"Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers (manager of the 6-man champion Wild Samoans) is on guest commentary
Buddy Rogers & commentators also touch on the events of WWE Summerslam (again), with Rogers claiming to be a WWE Guy since Day #1 but now there is a New World Order on the rise so he's glad to be on the right side again. Rogers won't expound on those cryptic "skull & bones" comments any further. Insiders eventually earn the victory, and MIZ has some cryptic taunts for Rogers during their post-match promo. Insiders are new #1 contenders, and will go on to BCCW TV Episode #24 (Slaughtahouse Stampede) to face Rogers' Tag Team champion Wild Samoans!
Winners: INSIDERS
** BCCW 6-Man Titles **
Insiders vs Wild Samoans © w/ Buddy Rogers
Only @ Slaughtahouse Stampede!!
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Dirt off your Shoulder
#1 Contender (and ex-Woman's Div Prez) Eve Torres Gracie
Eve Torres Gracie is the smarmy, fake-friendly seductress who maneuvered herself into power within BCCW (being assigned VP of the Woman's division). But when Eve abused her authority over a feud with current woman's champion Mildred Burke, she was removed from power. Now she stands ready to challenge MBurke one more time @ the Slaughtahouse Stampede for the gold.
Woman's Champion Mildred Burke
Their last match was a throwback to the golden age of women grappling, with a touch of new-age flourish (and MMA-cross training). The two women put on an athletically superior contest and Eve stands poised (on the entrance ramp in a pseudo weigh-in/face-off before the show) to hear the stipulation of her rematch. Woman's champion Mildred Burke breaks the news to her in a slow, yet hilarious reveal. All that jui-jujitsu, wrestling, MMA training won't do Eve any good... when she takes on Mildred Burke in a MUD MATCH!
Eve is shocked & horrified! MBurke is delighted! She doesn't mind getting her nails dirty! Splooosh! Eve takes the mud-pie ride! OMG the humiliation! The hilarity! The sloppy comeuppance of prissy Eve Torres Gracie! MUD MATCH @ the Slaughtahouse Stampede!!!
** Woman's Championship **
Mildred Burke © versus Eve Torres Gracie
(Mud Pit Match)
Only on BCCW TV Episode #24 (Slaughtahouse Stampede)!!
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Interview with the BCCW Heavyweight Champion
Killer Kowalski
BCCW HW champion Killer Kowalski
MSD: Fantasy wrestling is still talking about the events at WWE Summerslam when John Cena & BCCW VP Sheldon Goldberg made a spectacle of themselves. Meanwhile, you have a major #1 contender match coming up next week @ The Slaughtahouse Stampede. Is there any thought to the theory the McMahon family might try raiding the BCCW contender pool? It is something your legal defense team The Firm (Wild Red Berry/Damien Sandow/David Otunga) have spoken on previously... why do you think you that may happen?
Killer Kowalski: The cycle is downward right now. House fights. No loyalty. Money talks. In my day, a basketball team owner wanted to start a promotion. I got a phone call and was offered $2000/week. I was only making five or six hundred. He wanted me to come over to him. I refused. I was working for Vince McMahon Senior at the time and I stayed with him. In fact, I started wrestling with the father of McMahon Senior! He treated me nice & kind. When he passed away, McMahon Sr. Used me for a long time. If a guy was kind to me, I loved him back.
MSD: So those comments Buddy Rogers made earlier about being a WWE Guy...? Does it have something to do with the New World Order or Illuminati we have heard spoken? How does this affect your reign as BCCW Heavyweight champion?
Killer Kowalski: Every place I went they made me champ. Buddy Rogers was NWA Champion. I’m wrestling Buddy Rogers in Montreal. In the match, I dropkick him. He fell out of the ring onto the floor and broke his ankle. So he crawled back into the ring and says “my ankle’s broken”. I said “OH SHIT!” I start jumping in the air and I start jumping on his other leg. Fighting, screaming, he finally gave up. So they give me the NWA title in Canada. From there on, I take all his bookings. I dropped all the small towns I used to wrestle in and took over the big towns!
MSD: That's tough. Speaking of tough, the Slaughtahouse Stampede is designed to be one of the deadliest matches on the planet - producing the single most dangerous threat to your championship. Yet, you continue to reign as the most fearsome wrestler in the game today. To what do you accredit this perpetual aura of FEAR you've created?
Killer Kowalski: I receive a thousand letters a week with the evilest of suggestions. Small riots accompany my appearances. On several occasions, armed cops formed human walls to protect me. But I loved every minute of it. I love stalking the professional wrestling rings across America and the world! I absolutely revel in twisting, smashing & pounding my opponents in brutal mayhem that made me one of the most loathed & feared men alive!
MSD: There are some that speculate former WORLD champion Lou Thesz and his management team (including Strangler Lewis) played a hand in getting you this role... his reign as Undisputed champion was bullet-proof. Is there any thought he may decide to challenge you for the HW title of Boston?
Killer Kowalski: I wrestled Lou Thesz in Houston, TX. They didn’t recognize me as champion. I was at the time the world champion for the outfit I was wrestling for in Montreal. So when I beat Buddy Rogers, they would not recognize me as NWA champion. I wrestled Lou Thesz in Houston. We went 90 minutes. He couldn't beat me. I couldn't beat him. A draw. I was in good shape.
MSD: There we go again with another infamous "Montreal" mention...
Killer Kowalski: I was also the world’s champion in Australia!
MSD: But back to Canada for a moment, BCCW has a lot of shared history in the Great White North. Part of the Undisputed Championship was born in Canada. Are there anything to the rumors of an association with Eddie Quinn or the new Atlantic Grand Prix Wrestling relaunch?? How far do your tendrils reach? And is it true you have slain more than one legend on Canadian soil?
Killer Kowalski: I was the world’s champion in Canada. Bruno had such a big name that they brought him up there. Right in the middle of the ring, I said we’ll have a double count out. He said “bullshit bullshit!” right in the middle of the ring. I pinned him in the middle of the ring. He wouldn’t take anything else. That’s Bruno Sammartino. Andre the Giant was a different story. When he first came from France, he went to Montreal. I was champion there. We wrestled quite a bit and I was beating him. The only way I could handle him was to increase my speed and try to outsmart him.
Killer Kowalksi defends his BCCW HW championship against the winner of the Slaughtahouse Stampede match! Tune in next week for that exciting match and MORE!!
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
With Killer Kowalksi tied up in an interview session (see above), and backstage word going around that Texas Tornado Kerry Von Erich will be unable to accept his spot in the Battle Royal main event tonight, somebody makes a move: "Killer Kowalski-guy" KENNY DYKSTRA manages to talk BCCW Commissioner William Muldoon into giving him the vacant spot! Against his own mentors wishes, Kenny Dykstra is in the battle royal tonight! But don't worry, Kenny Dykstra assures his stablemate Misty Blue Simmes, he only has the best intentions of his team in mind!!
Main Event next! Stay tuned!!
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Main Event: Slaughtahouse Stampede Qualifying Match
(Last 2 Survivors Advance to the Stampede #1 Contender next week)
** BATTLE ROYAL **
Order of Elimination:
"Duke of Dorchester" Pete Doherty
(Token Boston-area appearance of the long-time WWE enhancement talent. Hmmm, WWE again...)
Knuxx
(Aces & Eights goon eliminated in tandem by the fan-favorite Prime Time Playaz)
Tony Altomare
(Former XPW Remixed tag team champion with the Sicilians, the "OG" of the Combination meets his demise via Weedman dropkick)
"Mr Fabulous" Tony Ulysses
(The fruity manager of Adrian Adonis was thrown into the match against his will on a Youtube vignette, and tossed out tonight by Giant Bernard & Big John Studd)
Dick Shikat
(Former Boston champion/leader of the Combination is violently ejected from the ring by the FMW contingent)
TARU
(Speaking of FMW contingent, 1/3 of the Voodoo Murders is eliminated from the match by Kenny Dykstra & Slyck Wagner Brown from behind)
Tomko
(Member of the Aces & Eights Mash-Up version, they operate under the T.O.X.I.C. umbrella and sole goal here is to earn entry into the Stampede match and protect their leader Bully Ray. Unfortunately for that plan, Tomko is tossed from contention by Titus O'Neil)
Titus O'Neil
(Almost immediately, the fan favorite is clobbered from behind & eliminated by LAX gangbangers Homicide & Hernandez - themselves operating under Low-Ki's "Rotten Wildaz" banner)
"Adorable" Adrian Adonis
(Spent most of the match preening & ducking contact, until Big Daddy Voodoo finally got his hands on him & tossed the cross-dresser over the top rope)
Homicide
(The LAX Rotten Wilda is eliminated by Darren Young to a big pop!)
Abdullah the Butcher
(Fan favorite inclusion comes to a bloody double-elimination with eternal rival The Sheik)
The Sheik
(Fan favorite inclusion comes to a bloody double-elimination with eternal rival Abdullah the Butcher)
Hernandez
(LAX Gangbanger is eliminated when Darren Young pulls down the top rope on his incoming charge!)
Big Daddy Voodoo
(Eliminated by everybody in the ring, though Big John Studd was the last to join-in and ultimately hoisted him over the top)
Slyck Wagner Brown
(SWB was battling Weedman along the ropes, when Kenny Dykstra came over to help him - but somehow SWB still wound up getting eliminated instead. Through no fault of Kenny's, of course. Though Studd & Giant Bernard are looking at him strange...)
Weedman
(Killed by Giant Bernard & Big John Studd)
Darren Young
(Popular wrestler finally eliminated by Giant Bernard... which leads to...)
Giant Bernard
(With partner-in-crime Big John Studd helping to eliminate Darren Young, Kenny Dykstra tries to join in but finds out "3 is a crowd". Things get dangerous along the ropes, & Giant Bernard tumbles from the ring immediately after eliminating Darren Young! Giant Bernard is shocked & enraged!)
Winners: BIG JOHN STUDD & KENNY DYKSTRA
This leaves our joint winners of the night - BIG JOHN STUDD & KENNY DYKSTRA - pointing accusatory fingers at each other post match! It gets so heated that Killer Kowalski and the rest of his stable must intercede! Show goes off the air with the whole camp bickering, and commentators hyping the uncertainty of Kowalski's championship reign! Will it come to an end when the next #1 Contender is announced!?? Stay tuned to find out!!
** FADE OUT **
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Coming soon - the next big BCCW special:
BCCW TV Episode #24: Slaughtahouse Stampede III!!
** 20-Man Slaughtahouse Stampede Match!! **
(Winner receives BCCW Heavyweight Title shot!)
Featuring:
Bully Ray (2013)
Crusher Casey (1942)
Dean Ambrose (2015)
Sabu (1997)
Dusty Rhodes (1988)
Sheamus (2012)
Rikishi (2000)
The Fabulous Freebirds (1991)
Rob Van Dam (2013)
John Morrison (2010)
Mike Awesome (2000)
Phil "Gunner" Shatter (2014)
Big John Studd (1984)
Kenny Dykstra (2008)
** and many more!! **
** BCCW Television Title **
Ryback (2015) © vs Goldberg (1998)
(No Count-Out, No DQ, ANYTHING GOES Match)
Alberto Del Rio (2013) vs Mil Mascaras (1973)
("Lucha por el Respeto" Match)
** Woman's Championship **
Mildred Burke © versus Eve Torres Gracie
(Mud Pit Match)
Bruno Sammartino vs Rhino
(Heavyweight Grudge Match)
** BCCW 6-Man Titles **
Insiders vs Wild Samoans © w/ Buddy Rogers
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CREDITS:
Killer Kowalski quotes from "Theater in a Squared Circle (the mystique of professional wrestling)", by Jeff Archer. White Boucke Publishing (1999). I'll be quoting more from this book @ the Slaughtahouse Stampede, including a wonderful poem written by Kowalski himself. Stay tuned for more.
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EPILOGUE
See BCCW VP Sheldon Goldberg's visit to WWE All-Star Wrestling right here!
** CLICK HERE **
XXXPLOSIVE RESULTS HEADING INTO THE SLAUGHTAHOUSE STAMPEDE!! STAY TUNED FOR MORE BREAKING NEWS AS IT DEVELOPS!!!
This is Mash-Up Wrestling! And this is HUUUUUUUGE!!!
[end transmission]
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** Jay-Z ("Tom Ford")
** BCCW has 6 recognized championships **
Heavyweight (225 lbs +)
Middleweight (205 lbs +)
Flyweight (under 200 lbs)
Television title (catch weight)
6-Man Tag Team titles
World Woman’s championship
** BCCW produces a 2-hour block of programming on the NESN channel (home of the Boston Red Sox). Every episode is released on DVD or mp4 for individual retail. Commercials come in top-heavy loads throughout the 135 mins or so (with overrun) because matches continue uninterrupted. The DVD/mp4 versions omit commercial breaks entirely. There are strictly enforced TV time limits of 15 minutes. **
** Post match protocol calls for the bout winner to be granted a 90-second interview piece with in-ring correspondent MSD (like Joe Rogan in the UFC, or Larry Nelson on AWA ESPN classic reruns). **
** William Muldoon is on-screen commissioner. All matches sanctioned by Mash-Up Wrestling. **
Now Airing LIVE from Boston MA!!
** THIS IS BCCW!! **
** RINGSIDE COMMENTARY TEAM **
Gordon Solie & Matt Striker
Fall Rush. Two weeks out of the year when this business goes crazy. There's a hell up in Allston, fuck it another day another dollar. The streets of Boston are alive with the return of college students. Teeming just below them on the surface are the sub-dwellers who make a small bonanza. Even if you gotta run 24-hour surveillance, flip tables or race street bikes in between rows of parked cars. Shout out to the movers, shakers & Corona bottle breakers on the corner of Harvard & Glennville Ave. And extra-special greasy shout-out to the shop keeper who didn't speak a lick of English but kept the loud-pack burning outside his store (aka "he smoked extra potent herb in joints and gave me a hit one time when I asked"). Smokers code is universal.
I'm a commonwealth hustler walking fast on the beat - I let my game overflow like trash on the street. Dig a little deeper and you can find rock bottom. Drinking time starts @ 9am (but then again, did it ever really stop?), "johnnie's" for $1/pill are on the move, and heroin flows like dirty brown diesel through the city gutters. There's 140 characters in these streets and we met *ALL* of them. What up to the Riddlist, Glass Joe & Crunchy Black. I say a prayer for everybody. Meanwhile, the piff continues to burn & the wheels continue to turn. This is Summerslam meets Hardcore Justice sprinkled with a little bit of Best of Mid-South Wrestling. This is timeless relevancy. This is classic material from the Bean where we ride for our partners; Paul Revere. BCCW: DOWN FROM THE BEGINNING. I do it for my city! BOSTON!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
New York vs Boston
At WWE Summerslam 2013 (Mash-Up Version), from the most famous arena in the world (check out the latest "Best of MSG" release), controversy erupted after WORLD champion John Cena's successful title defense. We take you to a still-photo/commentator montage of the events that transpired post match...
9th Match (Co-Main Event): MUW World Title Match: John Cena beat Ultimate Warrior in 20:12 with the FU slam off the top rope. Warrior had the early advantage using his strength and speed for several near falls, but Cena fought back hard in the end and had several near falls on Warrior. In the end, Warrior tried to take a high risk move of the top rope, but Cena crotched the Warrior on the top rope and in a feat of strength nailed the Warrior with the FU Slam off the top rope for the win. After the match, Cena points to the luxury suite and Mr.Goldberg brings out the banners and was attaching them to the flag posts and Cena makes his way to the luxury suite and then they both wave the banners high in the air and the crowd almost goes into a riot over this display until NYPD comes up and escorts both men out of the Garden to a thunderous cheer as they say BOSTON SUCKS!!!
** See the Summerslam replay right HERE!! **
BCCW President Paul Bowser has prepared a public response that will be aired later tonight.
PLUS!
BCCW HW champion Killer Kowalski in the house for a special interview! Huge Main Event Battle Royal and MORE, as the march to Slaughtahouse Stampede climaxes TONIGHT! Stay tuned!!
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** Slaughtahouse Stampede (2nd Chance Qualifier) **
THE FIRM (w/ Wild Red Berry) versus RVD & JOHN MORRISON
** Tornado Tag Match **
w/
versus
Exciting opening bout to get over the importance of the Slaughtahouse Stampede match, and all the chess moves the contenders are using along the way. The Firm is Kowalski's legal team and speak of an Illuminiti "New World Order", but are still no match for the pop & sizzle of RVD/JMo (who's best of 7 series against each other created amazing chemistry). Fan favorite start to the show tonight and 2 more huge potential contenders for Killer Kowalski.
Winners: RVD & JMO
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
Bully Ray and his T.O.X.I.C. gangbangers... the topic of conversation is Bruno Sammartino and his insatiable bloodlust for Bully Ray's scalp. They know the Italian Strongman won't quit until he gets his hands on the Aces & Eights president... but Bully Ray has a plan tonight...
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A T.O.X.I.C. ADDITION
T.O.X.I.C. side door entrance. Riotous promo from Bully Ray (straight from Hells Kitchen NY) who plays on the strong NYC vs Boston rivalry tonight. Bully Ray goads Sammartino into accepting a fight in which he will be woefully outnumbered - but Sammartino shows up with reinforcements, and so ensues our crowd-pleasing "brawl through the stands"-portion of the card!
Sammartino has back-up against T.O.X.I.C!!
It's a main-event fracas with Sheamus, Crusher Casey & Dusty Rhodes (aka "The Untouchables") showing up to splinter the T.O.X.I.C forces. Ultimately, Bully Ray is left alone in the ring with Sammartino - and the crowd can sense the retribution about to ensue. But instead - Bruno Sammartino is blindsided & GORED by a charging RHINO!! GORE!! GORE!! GORE!!
Rhino = newest T.O.X.I.C. recruit!!
By the time the rest of the babyfaces regroup in the ring, the damage has been done. Sammartino was waylaid by Rhino while Bully Ray escaped completely unscathed. His master plan is to have Bruno distracted with another blood feud, while Bully Ray concentrates on his own chances in the Slaughtahouse Stampede. A brutal, violent match that seems custom-made for the Tribe of Xtreme! And with Bully Ray stacking the deck more and more in his favor, is it only a matter of time before he becomes the next BCCW HW champion??
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T.O.X.I.C. versus THE UNTOUCHABLES
** BCCW 6-Man Bout **
versus
With the events of last segment still soaking in after commercial break (Sammartino is ENRAGED & vows vengeance upon Rhino, Bully Ray and the lot of T.O.X.I.C.) - and the babyfaces lingering in the ring, with Shield members taunting them from the aisleways - BCCW Commissioner William Muldoon makes this impromptu match decree. Tribe of Xtreme members the Shield (Mash-Up Version) will do battle against the Untouchables RIGHT NOW! The Untouchables are a babyface dream-match combination, like Dusty/Andre/JYD in classic Mid-South. Meanwhile the Shield (feat: BCCW MW champion Dean Ambrose, his bodyguard Roman Reigns & the insane Sabu circa 2001) are militaristic war-mongers who follow a demented code of "Xtreme".
Emphasis is placed on each teams inclusion in the upcoming Slaughtahouse Stampede match (next BCCW TV Episode). Friction is teased between the Untouchables (with lingering personal & professional issues remaining between each), that is exploited by the mastermind Dean Ambrose & his ruthless henchmen. Finally, BCCW Heavyweight champion Killer Kowalski (the spider @ the center of the entire Slaughtahouse Stampede web) makes his influence felt when his goon-squad of enforcers *ATTACK*.
Winners: NONE (no finish)
Big John Studd takes out Sheamus, while Giant Bernard brawls with Dusty Rhodes out of the picture. That leaves Crusher Casey alone to face the combined might of the Shield (check BCCW's 1st PPV under the relaunch "New Years Evolution" for the lengthy origins of Casey vs Ambrose). Special attention is paid to Crusher Casey's Battle Royal prowess in BCCW-cannon, as he manages to toss both Roman Reigns & Sabu over the top rope (the former through a wooden table @ ringside)! But out of nowhere, fellow T.O.X.I.C. stablemates the Headhunterz show up to aid Dean Ambrose. Combined, they take down Crusher Casey and prepare him for the dreaded TRIPLE POWERBOMB... when suddenly...
The surprise BCCW return of:
MIKE AWESOME (2000) & GUNNER (2014)!!
Mike Awesome returns from injury sustained during his exile from TOXIC, and he brought some heavy artillery for back-up! Coming through the crowd in street clothes, Awesome & Gunner combine to drive the Headhunterz out and beat up Roman Reigns a little bit, while Dean Ambrose slinks off in shock (and maybe fear & awe?) BCCW Commissioner William Muldoon appears one last time on the scene to curse TOXIC for their anarchistic ways and vow they can't escape justice! That's why Mike Awesome & Gunner are BACK and INCLUDED IN THE SLAUGHTAHOUSE STAMPEDE MATCH ALONGSIDE TOXIC! Bully Ray's master plan for the Stampede match has just been blasted in the head with a wrench! Meanwhile, Killer Kowalski continues to maintain a death-grip on the HW title... but for how much longer?? The Slaughtahouse Stampede contender pool is STACKED!! Don't miss this exciting match next week on BCCW TV!!
Mike Awesome & Gunner are in the Slaughtahouse Stampede match!
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
Cameras catch up with the Untouchables trio & Bruno Sammartino, who each get a few moments to cut a promo and get over their grievances & grudges. Apparently Bully Ray's distraction ploy has worked, as Bruno challenges Rhino to a match @ Slaughtahouse Stampede. Meanwhile, the Untouchables are competing in that match and while they all have a shared goal in mind - each man won't hesitate to go at it alone if that's what it takes to win. Will Dusty Rhodes, Sheamus or Crusher Casey be the next #1 contender??
BCCW TV Episode #24 (Slaughtahouse Stampede) coming next week!!
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GOLDBERG versus 3MB
** Handicap Match **
versus
3MB (w/ JC Ice Baby) are in the ring, and JC Ice Baby wants to recite a "battle rap" he wrote against the New Fabulous Freebirds (see BCCW TV Episode #22 (Crown... Holy Grail)... when they are interrupted by Goldberg's ominous theme song. Cue classic 1998 entrance of da MAN. Results are elementary. JC Ice Baby flees - Jinder Mahal speared - Drew Mc jackhammered for 3.
Winner: GOLDBERG
Postmatch - current BCCW Television champion RYBACK (2015) shows up on the video screen to cut a promo on his opponent Goldberg, and mock the people of Boston further. Goldberg vs Ryback III! This time it's PERSONAL! No holds-barred anything goes match! Only on the special 3-hour edition of BCCW TV Episode #24 (Slaughtahouse Stampede 3)!!
** BCCW Television Title **
Ryback (2015) © vs Goldberg (1998)
(No Count-Out, No DQ, ANYTHING GOES Match)
Stay tuned!!
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
BCCW HW champion Killer Kowalski congregating with his troops, and readying himself for an interview scheduled later in the show. Kowalski has formed a battle plan, similar to Bully Ray's strategy of surrounding himself with allies in the Slaughtahouse Stampede match. Kowalski needs some "inside agents" in the match that will help sway things in his favor. Kowalski hand-selects Big John Studd & Giant Albert (while congratulating them on their successful *hit* on Sheamus & Dusty Rhodes earlier in the night) ... and Kenny Dykstra wants in too (but apparently Kowalski doesn't fully *trust* Kenny to fulfill his bidding)... so Killer chooses Slyck Wagner Brown (2003) as the final "Kowalski Guy" to represent the Heavyweight champions interests in the Slaughtahouse Stampede match instead! Kenny Dykstra needs to know his role & stay in the Middleweight division... Killer Kowalski has spoken!
Killer Kowalski's stable (Mash-Up Wrestling version):
Big John Studd
Giant Bernard
Slyck Wagner Brown
Kenny Dykstra
Misty Blue Simmes
April Hunter
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** OFFICIAL ADDRESS **
BCCW president Paul Bowser apologizes to the WWE & the city of NY on behalf of BCCW (not only to squash consumer complaints, but to alleviate any kind of conflict with the McMahon family). His sentiments are sincere, however some feel they are just not enough. Namely, BCCW VP Sheldon Goldberg (who's incendiary comments and unsanctioned appearance at Summerslam helped jumpstart this whole fiasco).
BCCW VP Sheldon Goldberg has made an announcement (apparently unbeknownst to Bowser, Muldoon & other members of BCCW management) to address these issues publicly on WWE TV. Will BCCW VP Sheldon Goldberg keep the fragile peace his company president is trying to broker?? Or will he break script again to shoot against the corporate monopoly of WWE?? Tune in to WWE All-Star Wrestling to find out!!
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#1 Contenders Match **
INSIDERS vs USO's
** BCCW 6-Man Bout **
vs
Super-agent & manager to the BCCW 6-Man tag team champions (Wild Samoans) is "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers, and he's on commentary beside Solie & Striker for this match. The credentials of both teams are extolled, while Rogers saves his highest praise for his own managerial genius. Rikishi's shot @ the Heavyweight championship in the Slaughtahouse Stampede match is discussed, which segues to Buddy Rogers giving HW champion Killer Kowalski heel credit, but still claiming to have got the better of Kowalski in the past.
"Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers (manager of the 6-man champion Wild Samoans) is on guest commentary
Buddy Rogers & commentators also touch on the events of WWE Summerslam (again), with Rogers claiming to be a WWE Guy since Day #1 but now there is a New World Order on the rise so he's glad to be on the right side again. Rogers won't expound on those cryptic "skull & bones" comments any further. Insiders eventually earn the victory, and MIZ has some cryptic taunts for Rogers during their post-match promo. Insiders are new #1 contenders, and will go on to BCCW TV Episode #24 (Slaughtahouse Stampede) to face Rogers' Tag Team champion Wild Samoans!
Winners: INSIDERS
** BCCW 6-Man Titles **
Insiders vs Wild Samoans © w/ Buddy Rogers
Only @ Slaughtahouse Stampede!!
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Dirt off your Shoulder
#1 Contender (and ex-Woman's Div Prez) Eve Torres Gracie
Eve Torres Gracie is the smarmy, fake-friendly seductress who maneuvered herself into power within BCCW (being assigned VP of the Woman's division). But when Eve abused her authority over a feud with current woman's champion Mildred Burke, she was removed from power. Now she stands ready to challenge MBurke one more time @ the Slaughtahouse Stampede for the gold.
Woman's Champion Mildred Burke
Their last match was a throwback to the golden age of women grappling, with a touch of new-age flourish (and MMA-cross training). The two women put on an athletically superior contest and Eve stands poised (on the entrance ramp in a pseudo weigh-in/face-off before the show) to hear the stipulation of her rematch. Woman's champion Mildred Burke breaks the news to her in a slow, yet hilarious reveal. All that jui-jujitsu, wrestling, MMA training won't do Eve any good... when she takes on Mildred Burke in a MUD MATCH!
Eve is shocked & horrified! MBurke is delighted! She doesn't mind getting her nails dirty! Splooosh! Eve takes the mud-pie ride! OMG the humiliation! The hilarity! The sloppy comeuppance of prissy Eve Torres Gracie! MUD MATCH @ the Slaughtahouse Stampede!!!
** Woman's Championship **
Mildred Burke © versus Eve Torres Gracie
(Mud Pit Match)
Only on BCCW TV Episode #24 (Slaughtahouse Stampede)!!
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Interview with the BCCW Heavyweight Champion
Killer Kowalski
BCCW HW champion Killer Kowalski
MSD: Fantasy wrestling is still talking about the events at WWE Summerslam when John Cena & BCCW VP Sheldon Goldberg made a spectacle of themselves. Meanwhile, you have a major #1 contender match coming up next week @ The Slaughtahouse Stampede. Is there any thought to the theory the McMahon family might try raiding the BCCW contender pool? It is something your legal defense team The Firm (Wild Red Berry/Damien Sandow/David Otunga) have spoken on previously... why do you think you that may happen?
Killer Kowalski: The cycle is downward right now. House fights. No loyalty. Money talks. In my day, a basketball team owner wanted to start a promotion. I got a phone call and was offered $2000/week. I was only making five or six hundred. He wanted me to come over to him. I refused. I was working for Vince McMahon Senior at the time and I stayed with him. In fact, I started wrestling with the father of McMahon Senior! He treated me nice & kind. When he passed away, McMahon Sr. Used me for a long time. If a guy was kind to me, I loved him back.
MSD: So those comments Buddy Rogers made earlier about being a WWE Guy...? Does it have something to do with the New World Order or Illuminati we have heard spoken? How does this affect your reign as BCCW Heavyweight champion?
Killer Kowalski: Every place I went they made me champ. Buddy Rogers was NWA Champion. I’m wrestling Buddy Rogers in Montreal. In the match, I dropkick him. He fell out of the ring onto the floor and broke his ankle. So he crawled back into the ring and says “my ankle’s broken”. I said “OH SHIT!” I start jumping in the air and I start jumping on his other leg. Fighting, screaming, he finally gave up. So they give me the NWA title in Canada. From there on, I take all his bookings. I dropped all the small towns I used to wrestle in and took over the big towns!
MSD: That's tough. Speaking of tough, the Slaughtahouse Stampede is designed to be one of the deadliest matches on the planet - producing the single most dangerous threat to your championship. Yet, you continue to reign as the most fearsome wrestler in the game today. To what do you accredit this perpetual aura of FEAR you've created?
Killer Kowalski: I receive a thousand letters a week with the evilest of suggestions. Small riots accompany my appearances. On several occasions, armed cops formed human walls to protect me. But I loved every minute of it. I love stalking the professional wrestling rings across America and the world! I absolutely revel in twisting, smashing & pounding my opponents in brutal mayhem that made me one of the most loathed & feared men alive!
MSD: There are some that speculate former WORLD champion Lou Thesz and his management team (including Strangler Lewis) played a hand in getting you this role... his reign as Undisputed champion was bullet-proof. Is there any thought he may decide to challenge you for the HW title of Boston?
Killer Kowalski: I wrestled Lou Thesz in Houston, TX. They didn’t recognize me as champion. I was at the time the world champion for the outfit I was wrestling for in Montreal. So when I beat Buddy Rogers, they would not recognize me as NWA champion. I wrestled Lou Thesz in Houston. We went 90 minutes. He couldn't beat me. I couldn't beat him. A draw. I was in good shape.
MSD: There we go again with another infamous "Montreal" mention...
Killer Kowalski: I was also the world’s champion in Australia!
MSD: But back to Canada for a moment, BCCW has a lot of shared history in the Great White North. Part of the Undisputed Championship was born in Canada. Are there anything to the rumors of an association with Eddie Quinn or the new Atlantic Grand Prix Wrestling relaunch?? How far do your tendrils reach? And is it true you have slain more than one legend on Canadian soil?
Killer Kowalski: I was the world’s champion in Canada. Bruno had such a big name that they brought him up there. Right in the middle of the ring, I said we’ll have a double count out. He said “bullshit bullshit!” right in the middle of the ring. I pinned him in the middle of the ring. He wouldn’t take anything else. That’s Bruno Sammartino. Andre the Giant was a different story. When he first came from France, he went to Montreal. I was champion there. We wrestled quite a bit and I was beating him. The only way I could handle him was to increase my speed and try to outsmart him.
Killer Kowalksi defends his BCCW HW championship against the winner of the Slaughtahouse Stampede match! Tune in next week for that exciting match and MORE!!
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
With Killer Kowalksi tied up in an interview session (see above), and backstage word going around that Texas Tornado Kerry Von Erich will be unable to accept his spot in the Battle Royal main event tonight, somebody makes a move: "Killer Kowalski-guy" KENNY DYKSTRA manages to talk BCCW Commissioner William Muldoon into giving him the vacant spot! Against his own mentors wishes, Kenny Dykstra is in the battle royal tonight! But don't worry, Kenny Dykstra assures his stablemate Misty Blue Simmes, he only has the best intentions of his team in mind!!
Main Event next! Stay tuned!!
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Main Event: Slaughtahouse Stampede Qualifying Match
(Last 2 Survivors Advance to the Stampede #1 Contender next week)
** BATTLE ROYAL **
Order of Elimination:
"Duke of Dorchester" Pete Doherty
(Token Boston-area appearance of the long-time WWE enhancement talent. Hmmm, WWE again...)
Knuxx
(Aces & Eights goon eliminated in tandem by the fan-favorite Prime Time Playaz)
Tony Altomare
(Former XPW Remixed tag team champion with the Sicilians, the "OG" of the Combination meets his demise via Weedman dropkick)
"Mr Fabulous" Tony Ulysses
(The fruity manager of Adrian Adonis was thrown into the match against his will on a Youtube vignette, and tossed out tonight by Giant Bernard & Big John Studd)
Dick Shikat
(Former Boston champion/leader of the Combination is violently ejected from the ring by the FMW contingent)
TARU
(Speaking of FMW contingent, 1/3 of the Voodoo Murders is eliminated from the match by Kenny Dykstra & Slyck Wagner Brown from behind)
Tomko
(Member of the Aces & Eights Mash-Up version, they operate under the T.O.X.I.C. umbrella and sole goal here is to earn entry into the Stampede match and protect their leader Bully Ray. Unfortunately for that plan, Tomko is tossed from contention by Titus O'Neil)
Titus O'Neil
(Almost immediately, the fan favorite is clobbered from behind & eliminated by LAX gangbangers Homicide & Hernandez - themselves operating under Low-Ki's "Rotten Wildaz" banner)
"Adorable" Adrian Adonis
(Spent most of the match preening & ducking contact, until Big Daddy Voodoo finally got his hands on him & tossed the cross-dresser over the top rope)
Homicide
(The LAX Rotten Wilda is eliminated by Darren Young to a big pop!)
Abdullah the Butcher
(Fan favorite inclusion comes to a bloody double-elimination with eternal rival The Sheik)
The Sheik
(Fan favorite inclusion comes to a bloody double-elimination with eternal rival Abdullah the Butcher)
Hernandez
(LAX Gangbanger is eliminated when Darren Young pulls down the top rope on his incoming charge!)
Big Daddy Voodoo
(Eliminated by everybody in the ring, though Big John Studd was the last to join-in and ultimately hoisted him over the top)
Slyck Wagner Brown
(SWB was battling Weedman along the ropes, when Kenny Dykstra came over to help him - but somehow SWB still wound up getting eliminated instead. Through no fault of Kenny's, of course. Though Studd & Giant Bernard are looking at him strange...)
Weedman
(Killed by Giant Bernard & Big John Studd)
Darren Young
(Popular wrestler finally eliminated by Giant Bernard... which leads to...)
Giant Bernard
(With partner-in-crime Big John Studd helping to eliminate Darren Young, Kenny Dykstra tries to join in but finds out "3 is a crowd". Things get dangerous along the ropes, & Giant Bernard tumbles from the ring immediately after eliminating Darren Young! Giant Bernard is shocked & enraged!)
Winners: BIG JOHN STUDD & KENNY DYKSTRA
This leaves our joint winners of the night - BIG JOHN STUDD & KENNY DYKSTRA - pointing accusatory fingers at each other post match! It gets so heated that Killer Kowalski and the rest of his stable must intercede! Show goes off the air with the whole camp bickering, and commentators hyping the uncertainty of Kowalski's championship reign! Will it come to an end when the next #1 Contender is announced!?? Stay tuned to find out!!
** FADE OUT **
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Coming soon - the next big BCCW special:
BCCW TV Episode #24: Slaughtahouse Stampede III!!
** 20-Man Slaughtahouse Stampede Match!! **
(Winner receives BCCW Heavyweight Title shot!)
Featuring:
Bully Ray (2013)
Crusher Casey (1942)
Dean Ambrose (2015)
Sabu (1997)
Dusty Rhodes (1988)
Sheamus (2012)
Rikishi (2000)
The Fabulous Freebirds (1991)
Rob Van Dam (2013)
John Morrison (2010)
Mike Awesome (2000)
Phil "Gunner" Shatter (2014)
Big John Studd (1984)
Kenny Dykstra (2008)
** and many more!! **
** BCCW Television Title **
Ryback (2015) © vs Goldberg (1998)
(No Count-Out, No DQ, ANYTHING GOES Match)
Alberto Del Rio (2013) vs Mil Mascaras (1973)
("Lucha por el Respeto" Match)
** Woman's Championship **
Mildred Burke © versus Eve Torres Gracie
(Mud Pit Match)
Bruno Sammartino vs Rhino
(Heavyweight Grudge Match)
** BCCW 6-Man Titles **
Insiders vs Wild Samoans © w/ Buddy Rogers
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CREDITS:
Killer Kowalski quotes from "Theater in a Squared Circle (the mystique of professional wrestling)", by Jeff Archer. White Boucke Publishing (1999). I'll be quoting more from this book @ the Slaughtahouse Stampede, including a wonderful poem written by Kowalski himself. Stay tuned for more.
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EPILOGUE
See BCCW VP Sheldon Goldberg's visit to WWE All-Star Wrestling right here!
** CLICK HERE **
XXXPLOSIVE RESULTS HEADING INTO THE SLAUGHTAHOUSE STAMPEDE!! STAY TUNED FOR MORE BREAKING NEWS AS IT DEVELOPS!!!
This is Mash-Up Wrestling! And this is HUUUUUUUGE!!!
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