Post by MadStepDad on Aug 6, 2013 13:35:40 GMT -5
** BCCW has 6 recognized championships **
Heavyweight (225 lbs +)
Middleweight (205 lbs +)
Flyweight (under 200 lbs)
Television title (catch weight)
6-Man Tag Team titles
World Woman’s championship
** BCCW produces a 2-hour block of programming on the NESN channel (home of the Boston Red Sox). Every episode is released on DVD or mp4 for individual retail. Commercials come in top-heavy loads throughout the 135 mins or so (with overrun) because matches continue uninterrupted. The DVD/mp4 versions omit commercial breaks entirely. There are strictly enforced TV time limits of 15 minutes. **
** Post match protocol calls for the bout winner to be granted a 90-second interview piece with in-ring correspondent MSD (like Joe Rogan in the UFC, or Larry Nelson on AWA ESPN classic reruns). **
** William Muldoon is on-screen commissioner. All matches sanctioned by Mash-Up Wrestling. **
** THIS IS BCCW!! **
** RINGSIDE COMMENTARY TEAM **
Gordon Solie & Matt Striker
All will be revealed. There's a war going on outside no man is safe from. You can run, but you can't hide. BCCW is here to stay. But the rules are changing... again. Eye in the sky-style, Big Brother is always watching. Nuclear-level threats come from outside the core, while corrosive forces work from within bent on destruction. BCCW presents "HEATWAVE" LIVE on the USA Network sent the fantasy wrestling universe into a rage. Very clear lines have been drawn in the sand... the question is: Who's side are you on?
TONIGHT!
Fallout from Heatwave! 6-Man Tag Team rematch from that event! BCCW HW champion Killer Kowalski is in the building! All that and MORE as BCCW continues to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt: WE. RUN. THIS. TOWN.
"They can't keep a gooda man down
Always keep a smile when they want me to frowns
Keep the vibes and they stood my grounds
They will never ever take my crown"
** JAY-Z ("Crown") **
** CUT TO RING **
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Not Without Opportunity
Earlier highlight reel focused on the grandeur and majesty of Heatwave... this segment focuses on the official referee decisions that marred some of the fights... including the main event finish to Ultimate Warrior vs John Cena (see Heatwave), although it is heavily glossed over in the hype packages. This draws out BCCW Commissioner William Muldoon (under fire for the shoddy officiating) to formally address the crowd...
BCCW Commissioner William Muldoon
** Ultimate Warrior has been granted a rematch against WORLD Champion John Cena @ WWE presents: SUMMERSLAM airing live on PPV from NYC **
** Although Commissioner Muldoon has been barred (at least temporarily - it's still under review) from interfering in matters RE: the BCCW Heavyweight championship... the issue of Killer Kowalski's defense @ Heatwave will be addressed later tonight! **
** Commissioner Muldoon begins a very important announcement RE: the woman's championship... when we're interrupted by the ominous theme song for Killer's stable!
Enter BCCW HW Champion Killer Kowalski and his entourage!
Bodyguards Big John Studd & Giant Bernard!
Legal Defense Team THE FIRM (Wild Red Berry / Damien Sandow / David Otunga)
The collective monopoly of brains & brawn belittle Muldoon on the mic like he's some castrated & powerless figure head. Kowalski & his camp are the outlaw Al Capone's running up against the outnumbered & outgunned Elliot Ness Muldoon. But while it's true Muldoon can't make any legal rulings RE: the HW "championship"... he still has booking autonomy over BCCW programming! So that's why Muldoon is ordering the Firm into 6-Man action on the next Fight Night!! (cheer!!) But Commissioner Muldoon is putting Kowalski, Studd & Bernard into action TONIGHT (CHEER!) Against CRUSHER CASEY! DUSTY RHODES! And SHEAMUS!!! (CHEEEEEER!!!) Huge 6-Man Main Event match TONIGHT!
The Untouchables still live!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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Our next scheduled segment is RUINED by the side-door entrance of BULLY RAY (2013) w/ his evil bride Brooke Hogan & T.O.X.I.C. henchmen (including MW champion Dean Ambrose (2015) & his bodyguard Roman Reigns)...
Bully Ray has some further harsh words for Commissioner Muldoon & discredits him completely. T.O.X.I.C. is the real ruling force within BCCW! Dean Ambrose has the Middleweight title... and Bully Ray wants the Heavyweight championship! But instead, he gets the RAGING run-in of Italian Superman BRUNO SAMMARTINO!!
Commentators recap the series of events that led to Bully Ray *defeating* Sammartino @ Heatwave... but now da Brune is back for revenge! The crowd cheers propel him on, and Sammartino cuts through the TOXIC ranks like a hot knife through butter! Bully Ray, Dean & Roman escape the ring - leaving Sammartino alone to quickly demolish a few Aces & Eights lackies!
Sammartino has cleared the ring and is calling Bully Ray on! But of course Bully Ray won't accept (he already *beat* Bruno, ya see) - and we get this hand-picked skirmish instead:
BRUNO SAMMARTINO (1975) vs D-VON DUDLEY (2013)
** Impromptu Heavyweight Bout **
versus w/
Winner (by submission): BRUNO SAMMARTINO
Sammartino crushes the former TNA TV & XPW Remixed Tag Team champion in a competitive squash. Over-the-shoulder-backbreaker from Bruno squeezes out the submission. Aces & Eights collapse on Bruno for the postmatch beatdown - but he's saved by the heroic run-in of Gus Sonnenberg, Tommaso Ciampa & RVD!!
Exit NECW & local New England wrestling veteran BRIAN FURY...
The 3 babyfaces clear out the rest of the TOXIC miscreants - and Bruno gets his hand on A&8 satellite member (and local New England Indy star) BRIAN FURY for the last time... Sammartino takes Brian Fury OUT of BCCW with his backbreaker finisher!! Bruno is IRATE - SCREAMING for Bully Ray! "I'm not done widd yuu yet!!" The crowd is so rabid - the blood lust so fervent - that we are forced to get an intermission from a higher authority...
Enter BCCW VP SHELDON GOLDBERG!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL (while we regain control of the show) **
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Another Slaughtahouse Stampede!!
BCCW VP Sheldon Goldberg
It was the VP's poignant open letter to VKM Jr that helped jumpstart this entire fiasco. Now Mr. Goldberg is putting another bullet in the chamber: THE SLAUGHTAHOUSE STAMPEDE IS BACK!!
A Mash-Up mix of Battle Royal meets Bunkhouse Stampede! An unbelievably violent smorgasbord of no-holds-barred brutality! 20-man invitation only! And this just in... WINNER RECEIVES A HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH!! The resolution to the BCCW HW title controversy that was alluded to earlier! The march to Slaughtahouse Stampede (this is a themed-BCCW TV special... like TNA moving Destination X & Hardcore Justice from PPV to Impact TV in 2013) begins NOW! With a 6-Man Qualifying match... TOXIC versus OLD SCHOOL XTREME! Tornado Tag rules! Winners advance to the Stampede match on BCCW TV Episode #24!!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
** Slaughtahouse Stampede Qualifying Match **
T.O.X.I.C. versus OLD SCHOOL XTREME
** BCCW Tornado Tag 6-Man Bout **
vs
Bully Ray, Dean Ambrose & Sabu vs GSon, RVD, Tommaso Ciampa
WINNERS: TOXIC
Bad Guys win by cheating... TOXIC-affiliates the Headhunterz double-squash RVD to allow Dean Ambrose to claim the pin with his bulldog driver finisher... TOXIC is in the Slaughtahouse Stampede match with a chance to add the HW title to their sordid ranks...
Sammartino still wants to get his hands on Bully Ray!!
But the segment STILL ends with another mad Bruno Sammartino run-in! He tries to get his hands on Bully Ray (who flees like a coward) and winds up chasing him right out of the building!! Sammartino wants a piece of Bully Ray!!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
** Slaughtahouse House 1 (Mash-Up Wrestling onDemand): NOW AIRING!! Click here!! **
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** Heatwave Rematch **
INSIDERS
versus
MIL MASCARAS / PAUL LONDON / JOHN MORRISON
** BCCW 6-Man Tag Team Bout **
versus
Winners: INSIDERS
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
"Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers always has the inside track
"Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers collecting a pay-off, when he has a chance run-in with the recently-victorious INSIDERS trio... MIZ & Matt Morgan in particular hint at past unions with Rogers, and all of them are at their intimidating best... but Rogers never backs down. He bullies them right back, reminding them he is manager to the 6-Man Tag Team champions (Wild Samoans) and forcing their hand... Rogers snarls & puts the Insiders in their place, leaving with their begrudging respect... he truly is an O.G...
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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The Trilogy
III
Goldberg challenges BCCW TV Champion Ryback (2015) to be a man and complete their trilogy of matches on BCCW TV Episode #24 (Slaughtahouse Stampede)... but this time - there WILL be a winner! Because this rematch will be no count-out, no DQ, ANYTHING GOES bout! Once and for all we'll cut through the dueling chants and find a definitive winner in the age-old fantasy wrestling debate of "RYBACK RULES!" versus "GOOOOOLDBERG!" Stay tuned to BCCW TV Episode #24 (Slaughtahouse Stampede) for this exciting title match!
** BCCW Television Title **
Ryback (2015) vs Goldberg (1998)
(No Count-Out, No DQ, ANYTHING GOES Match)
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
BCCW President Paul Bowser is preparing an official statement RE: the so-called "un-apology" offered by VP Sheldon Goldberg (Bowser must do damage-control & retain advertisers)... when he is interrupted by a livid BCCW Heavyweight champion KILLER KOWALSKI - who demands preferential treatment... instead, Kowalski's threats are met head-on by the steely reserve of Bowser - who has found a way to counter the Firm's attempts to monopolize the contender pool... President Bowser *adds* a stipulation to tonight's 6-man main event match: it is now a "Slaughtahouse Stampede Qualifying Match"! If the Untouchables win, they'll be granted entry into the Stampede, and a possible title rematch against Kowalski should they win! The 3 contenders Kowalski fears most have another shot at glory! TONIGHT!
Can Sheamus, the American Dream & Ireland's Greatest Athlete Steve Casey earn another title opportunity?? Or will Killer Kowalski and his death-squad exterminate their championship dreams?? Find out TONIGHT!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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Changing of the Band
This segment mashes up two different factions into a new collective, and helps streamline uneccessary roster clutter. Plus it hypes the upcoming Slaughtahouse Stampede match... This is how it happens...
3MB (Mash-Up Version feat: Heath Slater & Jinder Mahal w/ JC Ice Baby (circa 1997) is in the ring where Heath Slater has promised a "changing of the band"... enter BCCW's newest signee... DREW MCINTYRE (2013)!!
DREW MCINTYRE (2013) debut!!
It appears JC Ice Baby is the odd man out here (as Drew Mc became available on the Free Agent Market, thus making JC Ice Baby dispensable). JC sees the writing on the wall and begins begging & pleading for his spot in the band ("I'll even be roadie! Groupie!?! Whatever you want!!") Suddenly (and thankfully) we're all interupted by the surprise theme song & entrance of...
THE FABULOUS FREEBIRDS (circa 1991)!!
It's a mystery at first as to why the Birds are here, until the set-up slowly becomes apparent. Heath Slater is dropping ALL his old bandmates & joining the classic oldies!! WHOOMP! 3-man beatdown from the NEW Freebirds to the old 3MB (Jinder, Drew (sucker) & JC Ice Baby)!!
** Slaughtahouse Stampede Qualifying Match **
3MB vs NEW FABULOUS FREEBIRDS
** BCCW 6-Man Tag Team Match **
vs
Winners: NEW FREEBIRDS
THE NEW FABULOUS FREEBIRDS are in BCCW!...
and now they're taking over the Slaughtahouse Stampede!!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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Introducing... a new Warrior arriving on the shores of BCCW
Coming soon to BCCW...
RICKY "the Dragon" STEAMBOAT!!
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** Slaughtahouse Stampede Qualifying Match **
KILLER KOWALSKI / BIG JOHN STUDD / GIANT BERNARD
vs
CRUSHER CASEY / DUSTY RHODES / SHEAMUS
versus
Winners: THE UNTOUCHABLES
Good guys triumph in the end, but during their post-match promo piece they make it abundantly clear it will be every man for himself in the Slaughtahouse Stampede match! Only one man can stand tall as the victor, and #1 contender to the HW title! Killer Kowalski & his troops beat a retreat as commentators hype the upcoming 3-hour BCCW TV special ("Slaughtahouse Stampede") coming at the end of August... 20-man will battle in the most brutal war known to man for a single shot @ bloodstained gold! Will it be Sheamus?? American Dream Dusty Rhodes?? Crusher Casey?? Or someone else entirely! Stay tuned, as qualifying matches continue and the Stampede approaches!!
** FADE OUT **
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OUTRO
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Coming soon - the next big BCCW special:
BCCW TV Episode #24: Slaughtahouse Stampede III!!
** 20-Man Slaughtahouse Stampede Match!! **
(Winner receives BCCW Heavyweight Title shot!)
Featuring:
Bully Ray (2013)
Crusher Casey (1942)
Dean Ambrose (2015)
Sabu (1997)
Dusty Rhodes (1988)
Sheamus (2012)
** and many more!! **
** BCCW Television Title **
Ryback (2015) vs Goldberg (1998)
(No Count-Out, No DQ, ANYTHING GOES Match)
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** Now Airing **
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