Post by MadStepDad on Jul 9, 2013 17:28:16 GMT -5
** BCCW has 6 recognized championships **
Heavyweight (225 lbs +)
Middleweight (205 lbs +)
Flyweight (under 200 lbs)
Television title (catch weight)
6-Man Tag Team titles
World Woman’s championship
** BCCW produces a 2-hour block of programming on the NESN channel (home of the Boston Red Sox). Every episode is released on DVD or mp4 for individual retail. Commercials come in top-heavy loads throughout the 135 mins or so (with overrun) because matches continue uninterrupted. The DVD/mp4 versions omit commercial breaks entirely. There are strictly enforced TV time limits of 15 minutes. **
** Post match protocol calls for the bout winner to be granted a 90-second interview piece with in-ring correspondent MSD (like Joe Rogan in the UFC, or Larry Nelson on AWA ESPN classic reruns). **
** William Muldoon is on-screen commissioner. All matches sanctioned by Mash-Up Wrestling. **
Now broadcasting to you LIVE from FENWAY PARK in BOSTON MA!!!
** THIS IS BCCW!! **
** RINGSIDE COMMENTARY TEAM **
Gordon Solie & Matt Striker
The pageantry! The electricity! The absolute fantasy-wrestling epitome! That was BCCW presents "Bedlam in Boston 3". History was made. The undisputed WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP of Fantasy Wrestling changed hands when John Cena (2013) realized his dream and dethroned timeline arch-nemesis Lou Thesz (1955)...
TONIGHT!
The World Champion John Cena's official coronation! With a Duck boat parade rolling right through the heart of Boston MA! The world is invited! But even more importantly, John Cena has promised a championship proclamation that will finally knock down the 4th wall of fantasy wrestling. A true Mash-Up Wrestling PIPE BOMB! PLUS! The Firm & BCCW HW champion Killer Kowalski! Maria Menonous vs Sable! Huge 6-man match featuring T.O.X.I.C & MW champion Dean Ambrose (2015)! All that and more, as BCCW hits a home run over Monster Green! We are LIVE from Fenway Park like they used to do it back in the day! With a NEW WORLD champion that's even more of a throwback to the golden days of Yawkey Way! Stay tuned!
The Undisputed WORLD champion of fantasy wrestling is here.
Tonight:
He calls out the WWE...
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With all the title-talk, celebration & big news post-BiB3... we instead get the dour entrance of a VERY-mad World's Strongest Man to start the show (on a crutch - "bad leg" is his excuse for his PPV loss). Mark Henry was robbed @ BiB3, Boston is biased, BCCW VP Sheldon Goldberg has had it out for him since Day #1... blah blah blah... Hometown favorite (with his own bar right up the street, a popular after hours watering hole for the BCCW faithful) Steve "Crusher" Casey finally emerges for the retort and we get this impromptu challenge.
MARK HENRY (2013) vs STEVE "CRUSHER" CASEY (1940)
(Dublin Street Fight)
** Heavyweight Bout **
versus
The Crusher Steve Casey (OG Boston Wrestling Legend) is off injured reserve and off the leash. Wild ringside brawl that somehow culminates with a real beer-tap getting involved (shades of Damien Sandow vs Sheamus "Dublin Street Fight" on Smackdown 2013 this match was based on). Mark Henry gets clonked with the huge kegger, Casey pours the tap for his adoring fans (beer splashing everywhere) and finally buries Mark Henry with an axe-handle sledge (while holding a beer stein!!) 1! 2! 3! Crusher Casey picks up the win! Revenge for the Stretcher Match @ "Return to the Scene of the Crime", and huge post-BiB3 hometown victory! Toast to Bean Town!!
Winner: STEVE "CRUSHER" CASEY
Ireland's Greatest Athlete trumps the World's Strongest Man this round!!
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DEAN AMBROSE & SABU w/ ROMAN REIGNS (T.O.X.I.C.)
vs
KEVIN VON ERICH & ALBERTO DEL RIO w/ Ricardo Rodriguez
** BCCW 6-Man Tag Team Match **
versus
Dean Ambrose still getting heavily pushed as the demented & dead-end "Future of Xtreme". The stoic Roman Reigns is Dean's bodyguard like a 95-era Big Daddy Cool. T.O.X.I.C. was victorious at BiB3 and story of this match focuses on the evolution of Dean Ambrose (as a leading force w/ T.O.X.I.C. sway) while forwarding the now-outright-blatant friction between Del Rio & Kevin Von Erich. ADR has the natural heel-inclinations, so he appears to be at fault with his arrogance & temper (not to mention smart-mouth spanglish comments from Ricardo Rodriguez). Dean Ambrose (reigning BCCW Middleweight Champion) once again reigns supreme with his Xtremely mashed-up version of the Shield 2013.
Dean Ambrose spikes Kevin Von Erich's head into the mat with his finisher (after ADR had forsaken KVE as a tag team partner and superkicked his head off!!) Final dissolution between ADR & KVE while the champion only looks stronger in the midst. T.O.X.I.C. power. Post match, KVE tried chasing Del Rio down - caught Ricardo Rodriguez instead - and wound up laying him out to great aplomb with a patented spinning discus punch! Kevin Von Erich's Texan blood is boiling, and he has Mexican aristocracy in his sight!
Winners: T.O.X.I.C.
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The Champ Is Coming
Footage from the huge Duck Boat Tours that took John Cena through Boston & his throngs of admirers. It was covered in every major media news outlet across the country. Now - what could the new champ mean by saying he's "calling out the WWE" Stay tuned as the fantasy wrestling world waits with bated breath to find out!!
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Law & Order in a Lawless Land
Commissioner William Muldoon
Commissioner Muldoon had no sooner been reinstated to his duties (after a case made against him by Woman's Div Prez Eve Torres Gracie), when his entire reign was again under attack - this time by managerial masterminds THE FIRM (feat: Wild Red Berry / Damien Sandow / David Otunga) - see Bedlam in Boston 3. Everything comes to a head tonight with some major announcements:
** Eve has received full autonomy over the Woman's Division (so nobody can overrule her).
** The Insiders (Miz/Matt Morgan/Scott Hall) are fined an indeterminate amount for their stunt @ BiB3 (X-Pac run-in), and forced into a 6-Man rematch against Texas Tornado/Mil Mascaras/Rhino on the next FIGHT NIGHT.
** FIRM have secured a legal means of barring (at least temporarily, while under review) Commissioner Muldoon's ability to govern HEAVYWEIGHT title affairs. Meaning = Commissioner Muldoon can't give Sheamus any more rematches or interfere in any way with HW champion Killer Kowalski' evil reign.
** But Commissioner Muldoon can still book The Firm into 6-Man action... TONIGHT. Versus Former HW champion Sheamus (2012)! Tommaso Ciampa (2014)! and "American Dream" DUSTY RHODES (1988)!!
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MIKE AWESOME (2000) vs ULTIMATE WARRIOR (1990)
** Heavyweight Bout **
versus
Mike Awesome demanded action. He got this. Pulsating entrance of Warrior - wham, bam, Gorilla Press slam. 1! 2! 3! Commentators dwell on the dissolution of former 6-Man champion Headhunterz, and theorize upon why Ultimate Warrior seemed extra-jacked on rocket fuel tonight (because Mike Awesome was the only glitch on Warriors otherwise perfect BCCW record?? Because there is or was nobody more "WWE" than Ultimate Warrior??)
Winner: ULTIMATE WARRIOR
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
"Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers with 6-Man Tag Team champion WILD SAMOANS - and the "Vince Senior Memorial Cup" gifted to him by the WWE for having the best 6-man team on the planet (see BiB3). Buddy Rogers knows all about Lou Thesz and John Cena, having beaten them both in the ring before! He also knows all this "WWE" hype lately is only going to be good for business, believe me - Buddy Rogers knows good business. That's why he's going to be on the next BCCW FIGHT NIGHT throwing a championship celebration like only the OG Nature Boy can! Nobody is more WWE than their very 1st champion! And to a nicer guy it couldn't happen!
Buddy Rogers & BCCW 6-Man Tag Team champion Wild Samoans will be on the next FIGHT NIGHT!!
Stay tuned!!
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SABLE (1999) vs MARIA MENOUNOS (2012)
** Woman's Bout **
versus
Woman's champion Mildred Burke in Maria's corner. BCCW Woman's Div Prez EVE is with Sable. The bithy, catty blonde disembowels the untrained Maria - until getting too cocky. Maria actually counters a Sable bomb attempt into a Ronda Rousey-armbar! A move taught to her by MBurke! She almost got the submission, but sure enough Eve prevents the ref from seeing the tap. In the end Sable winds up cheaply rolling Maria with a handful of tights for the tainted, desperation pin. But things are far from over between MBurke & Eve Torres Gracie (seething with bitter jealousy). She makes Sable the #1 Contender to face MBurke for the Woman's title - next BCCW TV Episode. With EVE as special referee!!
Winner: SABLE
BCCW Woman's Div Prez EVE TORRES GRACIE is hell-bent on usurping champion Mildred Burke, and inserts herself as Special Referee in MBurke's next title defense against SABLE!
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THE FIRM vs SHEAMUS / TOMMASO CIAMPA / DUSTY RHODES
** BCCW 6-Man Bout **
vs
Winners: THE REAL AMERICANS (Sheamus/Dusty/TCiampa)
The Firm of course is none too happy, and vociferously complain. BCCW HW Champion Killer Kowalski winds up having a staredown with former champion Sheamus, only to have bodyguard BIG JOHN STUDD strike down Sheamus from the rear! This triggers a full-scale wall, that culminates in Dusty Rhodes dropping Kowalski with a huge Bionic Elbow!! Finally security & officials intervene, but not before we get the grand entrance of BCCW President PAUL BOWSER himself!!
Commissioner Muldoon may have been legally forbidden from making HW decrees, but not Mr Paul Bowser! That's why he's here tonight to make a few bombshell announcements of his own:
** BCCW stays in the global spotlight with "HEATWAVE". An all-star PPV-level supercard AIRED LIVE & FREE on broadcast television! Coming in July!!
** There WILL be a BCCW Heavyweight title defense @ Heatwave... the #1 contender will be the *WINNER* of this huge fantasy dream match next BCCW TV Episode... Sheamus (2012) versus DUSTY RHODES (1988)!! Big pop! That match is next week!
** But the BCCW HW champion will be decided... TONIGHT. When Killer Kowalski defends his title in what is being billed as a "FENWAY THROWBACK CLASSIC"! Big pop! That's right, Killer Kowalski is defending that HW championship right NOW!... against BRUNO SAMMARTINO (1969)!!! OMFG!!! How can BCCW continue to top itself over & over again! These huge fantasy dream matches are just the beginning! The entire WORLD has changed!!
BCCW Heavyweight title match! NEXT!!
Stay tuned!!
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** BCCW Heavyweight Title **
KILLER KOWALSKI © (w/ Big John Studd) vs BRUNO SAMMARTINO
** 1969 Fenway Throwback Classic!! **
w/ versus
Winner (by DQ): KILLER KOWALSKI
Big time donnybrook erupts on the field, with the fans going crazy! Sheamus & Dusty Rhodes get involved against members of Killer Kowalski's stable (including Slyck Wagner Brown 2003 & Kenny Dykstra 2008)! In the end, Sheamus clobbers Big John Studd & Dusty Rhodes clotheslines Kowalski over the top rope! Killer & troops retreat, giving Dusty & Sheamus the chance to exchange the tense "staredown of doom" in anticipation of their huge #1 Contender Dream Match next week! Sheamus & Dusty begrudgingly shake hands, and play for the crowd! Kowalski's camp is incensed, and leaves the building in a huff!!
versus
Sheamus (2012) vs Dusty Rhodes (1988)!
#1 Contenders Match!
Next BCCW TV Episode!!
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The One WORLD Champion Iz Here
Huge uber-ovation for World champion John Cena © tonight. He soaks up the adulation, returns the love, and credits the fans for making him everything he is today. Cena cuts an impassioned promo about Hustle, Loyalty, Respect - and how Lou Thesz took him to the absolute limit in their Iron Man Match @ BiB3. That night Lou Thesz earned Cena's respect, and Cena wants to call him out TONIGHT to tell him that!
Lou Thesz!
EX-World champion Lou Thesz finally emerges, looking none too happy. Things build between the two men, with a theme of mutual respect (that the fans appreciate). But instead - Thesz *DECLINES* Cena's handshake of respect! Thesz says he will NEVER respect Cena! He gets loud boos (with *some* cheers) for the proclamation! Thesz snubs Cena and walks away, leaving the champs hand dangling! Dissed!
JOHN CENA (as penned by MSD): Ha ha ha, yes. I should have seen that coming. Because for a man who preaches such old school values & traditions, you always were quite a bitch wouldn't you say? (crowd cheers!) Talk about your values, talk about your morals, talk about "John Cena don't know a wrist-lock from a wrist watch"! But the one thing EVERYBODY'S talking about tonight is this - THE UNDISPUTED WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP of FANTASY WRESTLING. And at BiB3, this bad boy came home to Boston! (HUGE cheer!) All the hard work, sacrifice & dedication that went into attaining this title, I share with all of you. But I also know, the real hard work has just begun.
This championship makes me the face of fantasy wrestling. This championship makes me a marked man. But you see, I've been that man before. When I was 11-time WWE champion. You want to know a little truth about Lou Thesz & his World title reign? A dirty little secret the sheets don't want you to know about? Ya see, Lou Thesz had an issue with Toots Mondt going waaaay back. That's why you've seen Lou Thesz title defenses from here to Japan & back again... but you never saw one in the heart of NYC. You never saw a title defense in WWE country... Well John Cena holds no grudges. I know to prove this championship it must be defended against the BEST IN THE WORLD. That's why I am announcing here tonight, LIVE from BCCW in Fenway Park - the WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP OF FANTASY WRESTLING will be defended at WWE Summerslam in New York City!! (crowd actually boos that)
I know, I know, it's not as glamorous as it sounds. But you all owe the WWE at least one thing - if it weren't for them, Mash-Up Wrestling as we know it wouldn't exist! And no matter where this championship goes, I assure you - the Back Bay remains within me! After I tear through Summerslam, rip down the banner of WWE and elevate this title to new levels, I'm coming right back here to toast it with my city! Boston strong!! The rest of the world is about to find out what Bean Town already knows... the champ iz HEEEEEEEERRREE!!!!
Interruption from BCCW VP Sheldon Goldberg... and he's not too happy about "WWE" mentions on BCCW TV...
BCCW VP Sheldon Goldberg
The BCCW VP reveals that WWE always coveted John Cena, even in the fantasy wrestling universe - and would go through any means necessary to acquire him. Even trying to destroy BCCW (hence the creation of Mash-Up Wrestling). So just to make sure the WWE doesn't try to throw a monopoly on the WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP like they did with the Original Nature Boy Buddy Rogers - Sheldon Goldberg is ordering a World title defense at "HEATWAVE"! You want competition? You're gonna get it! Next week on BCCW TV - a #1 contenders GAUNTLET MATCH featuring *only former world champions*!! Miz! Bruno Sammartino! RVD! And more! Winner will face JOHN CENA for the World championship at Heatwave! Big pop! John Cena is game, and says let's get it on! The Mash-Up Wrestling universe is ready for action!
#1 Contenders Gauntlet Match NEXT BCCW TV EPISODE! All that and so much more as HEATWAVE approaches and the WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP crosses the 4th Wall with a title defense @ WWE Summerslam in August!!!
Stay tuned!!
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BCCW & Mash-Up Wrestling presents...
** BCCW HW Championship **
Killer Kowalski © vs Sheamus *OR* Dusty Rhodes
PLUS!
Undisputed WORLD CHAMPION John Cena © will defend his title one more time on home soil!!
** And much, much MORE!! **
Coming in July!!