Post by MadStepDad on Jul 3, 2013 6:18:48 GMT -5
** BCCW has 6 recognized championships: **
Heavyweight (225 lbs +)
Middleweight (205 lbs +)
Flyweight (under 200 lbs)
Television title (catch weight)
6-Man Tag Team titles
World Woman’s championship
** BCCW produces a 70-minute block of programming on the Comcast Sports channel (home of the Boston Celtics) with ads for other Mash-Up Wrestling network features. This is pre-recorded footage from this weeks BCCW TV Episode, and is included in the DVD/mp4 resale of each event. Commercials come in top-heavy loads throughout and matches continue uninterrupted (DVD/mp4 reissues contain no commercials). There are strictly enforced TV time limits of 15 minutes. **
** BCCW Fight Night is inspired by UFC events of the same name, but also shares similarities with WWE Main Event (in that usually one particular main event match is hyped throughout the show). Tonight it is a very special 4th of JULY EPISODE! Fireworks will be on display in a Flyweight Fatal 4-way! Plus Mildred Burke guest stars on EXTRA with Maria Menounos! Stay tuned! **
** Post match protocol calls for the bout winner to be granted a 90-second interview piece with in-ring correspondent MSD (like Joe Rogan in the UFC, or Larry Nelson on AWA ESPN classic reruns). **
** William Muldoon is on-screen commissioner. All matches sanctioned by Mash-Up Wrestling. **
** This is the "DEFINITION of a SUPERCARD" tour!!! **
Now... Broadcasting to you from Brockton MA:
** THIS IS BCCW!!**
** RINGSIDE COMMENTARY TEAM **
Gordon Solie & Matt Striker
HAPPY 4th of JULY! It is our proud American tradition to drink, barbecue, detonate explosives and fuck shit up!! It's part of our forefathers DNA, and perhaps a vital blueprint to American culture as a whole. If you disagree, then violent retribution upon you. Whether it's the American Revolution or just a good old fashioned Boston Tea Party, we ain't afraid to let our nuts hang at the dawns early light. USA! USA!
TONIGHT!
Fireworks! Pageantry! Liquor & Weed! And more fantasy wrestling action than you can shake a marshmallow stick at! This is BCCW and this is the LAST STOP before Bedlam in Boston 3! WORLD champion Lou Thesz is in the house! John Cena! Texas Tornado Kerry Von Erich! It's another all-star extravaganza as we celebrate American Independence the good-old fashioned way... with a bomb-azz PARTY!! And EVERYBODY'S INVITED!!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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Rumble Seat w/ "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers
"Boston Bad Boy" Tony Rumble lives forever in BCCW. "The Rumble Seat" is his interview bit and tonight's guest is the greatest sports agent in the history of our game:
"Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers has an intertwined history with Polynesian Warriors, and thus his alliance with the Wild Samoans is wholly plausible. Therefore on behalf of his new team, he is challenging BCCW 6-Man Tag Team champions the HEADHUNTERZ to a title match @ BiB3! The only dissenters? Those *other* pesky Polynesian Warriors, who resent Rogers for his exploitative marketing:
The USO's (featuring Rikishi). They have a bone to pick with Rogers over the racist overtones of his regime, and kindly remind him *they* beat the Headhunterz last time they fought - therefore the Uso's are #1 contenders. Not so fast. Rogers & Rikishi go back-n-forth with Tony Rumble playing Jerry Springer, but it's all just a set-up to the sneak-attack run-in from the WILD SAMOANS (feat Umaga)!
Wild Samoans (feat: Umaga) tear into their kinfolk with savage intentions!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL/MATCH SEGUE **
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WILD SAMOANS (w/ Buddy Rogers) vs USO's
(Impromptu 6-Man Massacre)
w/
versus
Winners: NONE (no finish)
w/
After a brief yet brutish skirmish, both teams are attacked by the Headhunterz (w/ Mike Awesome) - triggering a massive brawl and Double DQ ending. Rikishi comes up bleeding. But Nature Boy and his goon squad don't totally get away with their actions. After all violent factions are separated by security, BCCW VP Sheldon Goldberg addresses them. The fans want to see a fight, and they're gonna get one @ BiB3: Headhunterz defend their titles against Wild Samoans *AND* Uso's in a 3-Way dance! BCCW 6-Man Tag Team Match! Only @ Bedlam in Boston 3!!!
** BCCW 6-Man Tag Team Titles **
Headhunterz © vs Wild Samoans vs Uso's
Only @ BiB3!
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THE MIZ (2011) vs TEXAS TORNADO (1990)
** Heavyweight Bout **
versus
MIZ and the Insiders (Scott Hall & Matt Morgan) took to the ring to personally degrade BCCW Commissioner Muldoon (blaming him for the chaos & anarchy as of late) while lauding BCCW VP Sheldon Goldberg for his bold decision making. Miz alludes to having the Insiders receive 1st crack at the tag belts post-BiB3. Instead, he gets this solo challenge - much to his consternation. When Tornado finally gets the advantage, Morgan & Scott Hall want to interfere... only to have Mexican superstar MIL MASCARAS head them off at the pass! Miz is infuriated! But his ill temperament allows him to rush headlong into a SPINNING DISCUS PUNCH from Kerry Von Erich! KO finish!
Winner: TEXAS TORNADO
Back from commercial, cameras catch up with Tornado & Mascaras backstage. They don't say much, but are heartfelt and sincere. Yellow Rose of Texas meets Mexico, God Bless America. BCCW is a hot mess of stable wars, and Tornado & Mascaras are taking out the trash (just like their brother & nephew are doing @ BiB3). They are challenging the Insiders at BiB3 in a 6-Man match, and guarantee a 3rd partner by the show!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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EXTRA! EXTRA!
Mildred Burke greatest Woman's Wrestler of All-Time!!
Boston-area favorite, national sensation and huge BCCW fan - Maria Menounos is on set with a warm welcome for reigning & defending Woman's Wrestling champion of the WORLD - Mildred Burke!
Mildred Burke (here with former Boxing champion Max Bauer) is classy and carries her title with pride and tradition. She makes a great face for woman's wrestling and casual fans love her for her strong independent Female spirit.
But shockingly - we get an interruption LIVE on the set... why, it's BCCW Woman's Div VP EVE TORRES GRACIE alongside the luscious (and lascivious) SABLE (1999)!! The stuffy and insufferable Eve Torres Gracie (drunk with her position of power) has some strong words for Burke - and Sable interjects with some catty comments for Maria when she gets too close to the fray. In the end (in a nod to Wrestlemania 28) - we get an agreed-upon Celebrity Tag Team match for BiB3!! Impromptu, unscripted (*wink wink*) and tons of fun! Ladies you're on! BiB3 just got even bigger!!
Mildred Burke & Marie Menounos versus Eve Torres & Sable!!
(Tag Team Bout)
Only @ BiB3!! BE THERE!!
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LOW-KI vs WEEDMAN vs SABU vs ROCKSTAR KAOS
** Flyweight Fatal 4-Way **
vs vs vs w/
Weedman-party is crashed by the NY Yankee-themed Rotten Wildaz (who heel hard on the local crowd - especially the Bruins 2013 NHL collapse). This is a wild showcase match for the Flyweight division, akin to a classic cruiser-weight or X-Division bout. It's the fantasy wrestling equivalent of a fireworks display - all kinds of flash, sights, sounds, ooooo's and ahhhh's. The hoodlum mastermind Low-Ki shines brightest, and his vicious no-respect/ no-honor code that brought him the FW title is on full display. Even without his pack of wild dogz (Rotten Wildaz crew - including Homicide/Hernandez (LAX), Julius Smokes & Philly'z Most Wanted - BLKJeez & Joker... who got tossed from ringside by the ref after more irritating Julius Smokes shenanigans) - Low-Ki is dangerous, and shows why he is pound-for-pound one of the best fighters in the world. Sabu (representing T.O.X.I.C.) takes Kaos & himself out of the match in daredevil fashion (suicide dive through a table), allowing Low-Ki to sink his Warriorz Way stomp / assassination kick combo on Weedman, snuffing him out like a blunt roach.
Winner: LOW-KI
But the whole scene is just a warm up for the triumphant return of...
GUS SONNENBERG!
The former Flyweight champion is back in the house with a stiff message for Low-Ki & his Rotten Wildaz - GSon wants his belt back! In what may be a decision made by guts and not common sense, GSon is going to buck doctors orders to challenge Low-Ki to a match @ BiB3! Once upon a time, Low-Ki had GSon sneak attacked on the streets of Los Angeles and damaged before his big title fight. Now GSon has returned to extract his revenge, and take his title back!
GSON vs LOW-KI the rematch!!
Only @ BiB3!! Oh My!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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The Grand Finale
Nearly 15 minutes of what these guys do best - entertain on the mic. John Cena with the fiery, hometown promo to put the finishing touches on his World title aspirations - the simmering rebuttal from Strangler Lewis & the WORLD CHAMPION Lou Thesz - and the show-stealing finale by Dusty Rhodes. You can't have a 4th of July celebration without the AMERICAN DREAM, baybee!
Cena vs Thesz! Iron Man match! ROCKY MARCIANO guest ring enforcer!
Strangler vs Rhodes! Xtreme Grudge Match! Do or die!
BCCW presents it's biggest show of the year - the CLIMAX to our "Definition of a Supercard" tour - the supershow to end all supershows...
BEDLAM in BOSTON 3!!!
Coming Soon!
** FADE OUT **
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Mash-Up Wrestling & BCCW proudly presents...
THE PPV SUPER-CARD OF THIS GENERATION.
** WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP **
Lou Thesz (1955) © versus JOHN CENA (2013)
(The Final Showdown: IRON MAN MATCH)
** Special Guest Enforcer: Rocky Marciano!! **
Dusty Rhodes (1985) versus Strangler Lewis (1935)
(Xtreme Grudge Match)
Mildred Burke & Marie Menounos versus Eve Torres & Sable!!
(Special Attraction Tag Team Bout)
** BCCW HW championship **
Killer Kowalski (1972) © versus Sheamus (2012)
Trish Stratus (2006) vs Alexxis Nevaeh (2013)
(Battle with Honor)
** BCCW 6-Man Tag Team Titles **
Headhunterz © vs Wild Samoans vs Uso's
** Best of 7 Series (Match #7) **
RVD vs Kofi Kingston vs John Morrison
(Tables, Ladders & Chairs)
Insiders vs Mil Mascaras/Texas Tornado/Mystery Partner
(LIVE on the Pre-Show!!)
** BCCW Television title **
Goldberg (1998) © vs Ultimate Warrior (1991) vs RYBACK (2014)
Triple Threat Heavyweight DREAM MATCH
Bruno Sammartino (1975) vs Mark Henry (2013)
** BCCW Flyweight championship **
Low-Ki © vs Gus Sonnenberg
T.O.X.I.C. vs ADR/KVE & Team 4:20
(No-Rules Streetfight)
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OUTRO
Throw your 3's up for Boston. Brockton represent.
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