Post by MadStepDad on Jun 17, 2013 16:02:46 GMT -5
** BCCW has 6 recognized championships **
Heavyweight (225 lbs +)
Middleweight (205 lbs +)
Flyweight (under 200 lbs)
Television title (catch weight)
6-Man Tag Team titles
World Woman’s championship
** BCCW produces a 2-hour block of programming on the NESN channel (home of the Boston Red Sox). Every episode is released on DVD or mp4 for individual retail. Commercials come in top-heavy loads throughout the 135 mins or so (with overrun) because matches continue uninterrupted. The DVD/mp4 versions omit commercial breaks entirely. There are strictly enforced TV time limits of 15 minutes. **
** Post match protocol calls for the bout winner to be granted a 90-second interview piece with in-ring correspondent MSD (like Joe Rogan in the UFC, or Larry Nelson on AWA ESPN classic reruns). **
** William Muldoon is on-screen commissioner. All matches sanctioned by Mash-Up Wrestling. **
** THIS IS THE "DEFINITION of a SUPERCARD" TOUR!!! **
Now... Broadcasting to you LIVE from Providence RI:
** THIS IS BCCW!! **
** RINGSIDE COMMENTARY TEAM **
Gordon Solie & Matt Striker
1963. The Vietnam War was steadily growing, with casualties mounting. It was the year Beatlemania began, and the year President John F. Kennedy visited West Berlin and delivered his famous "Ich bin ein Berliner" speech. Push-button telephones were introduced, 1st class postage cost 5 cents, and the population of the world was 3.2 billion, less than half of what it is today. Boston Celtics won the NBA championship (again). Bruno Sammartino won his 1st WWWF championship. And a small collection of newspaper editors and sports reporters in Boston MA invented a game to occupy themselves during their down time. A rotisserie-style fantasy betting game called "Mash-Up Wrestling". That proud tradition was handed down through the generations on a golden parchment. Tonight - on our very special "DEFINITION of a SUPERCARD" tour - we celebrate this proud legacy in style. LIVE in New Eazy's own Providence Rhode Island!!!
TONIGHT!
Mark Henry (2013) clashes with Rhino (2006) in a heavyweight Dream Match! Best of 7 series Match #5 between Kofi Kingston/RVD/John Morrison - this time it's a TABLES MATCH!! All that and more, as the march to BiB3 continues! This is BCCW and this is big-time, boyeee! Can we get an Encore?? YES YOU CAN!!
BEDLAM IN BOSTON 3
Coming in June!!
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** BCCW Television Title **
MIZ (2011) versus GOLDBERG (1998) ©
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Show actually starts with an in-ring promo from the INSIDERS (Miz 2011, Scott Hall 1998 & Matt Morgan 2014). Miz arrogantly touts their brilliance and "insider" connects (that clearly do *NOT* include BCCW Commissioner William Muldoon - see Return to the Scene of the Crime). Blah blah blah, TITLE SHOT TITLE SHOT TITLE SHOT, "aweeeesoooo..." - CUT! We get a VERY familiar theme song interruption and a huge WAVE of cheers as the crowd shoots to their feet in unison! Enter BCCW TV Champion GOLDBERG! What is he doing here?? He doesn't even give the Insiders time to ask any questions. He storms the ring - and after a brief intimidating staredown - quickly smashes the trio into pieces! Savat kick to Morgan! SPEAR to Scott Hall! Jackhammer to MIZ! 1!.. 2!.. 3!! Another successful title defense by Goldberg! The undefeated streak continues!
Winner (and STILL BCCW TV champion): GOLDBERG
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Who's Next:
It turns out Goldberg had actually stormed to the ring with a purpose (the Insiders just happened to be victims of circumstance with a pending title shot that Goldberg took upon himself to eliminate). The BCCW TV Champion is hot, and crackles with intensity. He's here on a mission - one that he reiterates in short, clipped bursts of anger. He's listened to the talk, saw the signs, heard the chants... and now he's going to reciprocate. This is BCCW - The supershow of the Generation BiB3 is coming - there is no better time, no bigger stage...
RYBACK (2013).... GOLDBERG IS CALLING YOU OUT!!
(Big pop as the fans have been bubbling about this fantasy dream match since Ryback first debuted on the scene!!)
But... shock of all shocks... after the cheers of anticipation subside... we don't get Ryback at all. We get *THIS* shocking theme song interruption...
Enter ULTIMATE WARRIOR (1991)!!
!?!?!?!?
OMG! WTF?? Ultimate Warrior (!?!?) answers the call to arms instead! He strides to the ring with a purpose (not runs) and confronts Goldberg face to face. Warrior is uncharacteristically stoic as the tension builds between the two athletes! Slowly Ultimate Warrior begins shaking and pumping his arms as the crowd goes CRAZY. No words are spoken ala HHH/Taker WM27, but the intensity between the two is off the charts. Goldberg raises the TV belt high in the air as Warrior makes his intentions clear. They close by both gazing up at the "BiB3" banner in the background and making the challenge official! Goldberg will defend his Television title against ULTIMATE WARRIOR at Bedlam in Boston 3!! Oh my, what a TITANIC ANNOUNCEMENT! A Fantasy Wrestling Dream Match of epic proportions! And only BCCW can provide!
Meanwhile, with the crowd and commentators still marking out - cameras catch RYBACK watching on a monitor backstage. He is snorting and heaving heavily... but otherwise makes no movement or belies his stoic Poker face...
GOLDBERG vs ULTIMATE WARRIOR @ BiB3!!!
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
A furious (and foiled) MIZ is raging against the system, and voicing his Xtreme displeasure to BCCW Commissioner William Muldoon (who can barely stifle the smile he has for Miz's situation). In order to rectify it, the Commissioner makes the following decree - the Insiders team of Scott Hall/Matt Morgan will be in Main Event action. TONIGHT (Insiders are happy). Against the Fantasy Dream Team of JOHN CENA & DUSTY RHODES!! (big crowd pop! Insiders look even more enraged than before! Commissioner Muldoon's decree is final!)
INSIDERS (Scott Hall & Matt Morgan) vs THE DREAM TEAM (Cena & Rhodes)!!
TONIGHT! Stay tuned!!
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Lone Gunmen
Segment starts with THE FIRM in the ring for a bitter expose (The Firm = Wild Red Berry/Damien Sandow/David Otunga). Crowd boos, pisses & chants "WHAT!?" over everything. For months the Firm has spoken of a fantasy wrestling Illuminati, and tonight they want to publically declare their allegiance. They harken back to the conspiracy of '63 that targeted JFK - and even refer to themselves as the "Grassy Knoll". But before we can get our rightful conclusion, we are interrupted by Team 4:20 representatives BRIAN KENDRICK w/ the Weedman! The quirky tandem offset Firm on the mic to huge crowd acclaim. They want to challenge the Firm to a fight! (big cheers!!!) But before they can – we get the capper run-in of the segment… enter BCCW 6-Man Tag Team champion HEADHUNTERZ! And boy are they *ANGRY*.
TEAM 4:20 versus HEADHUNTERZ
** Impromptu Handicap match **
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The Firm quickly sees the writing on the wall and bails from the ring (and the entire arena) in time. But poor courageous (walking wounded) underdogs Brian Kendrick & Weedman are caught lingering like lazy clouds of marijuana smoke. What happens after that is the 1st televised murder in American history since Ruby shot Oswald. The Headhunterz (w/ Mike Awesome) go absolutely medieval on Kendrick & Weedman, turning them into mincemeat and super-bombing Weedman through a twin-stacked set of tables! This is the ferocious burst of activity the crowd needed to feel after the titanic Goldberg/Warrior tease – and they explode with this climax.
”Winners”: HEADHUNTERZ
Headhunterz are on a mission and have a point to prove (after their humiliating loss to the Uso’s on BCCW Fight Night XVII: We Wrestle). Case in point – the triumphant, arena-side entrance of the rest of the Headhunterz entourage – aka “TRIBE of XTREME IZ CREATED” – and theyre led to the ring by the march of TNA Bully Ray (2013). The whole gang takes center ring for Bully Ray’s promo. DO U KNOW WHO WE R??? Don't go anywhere, BCCW TV returns!
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T.O.X.I.C. Declaration
Bully Ray
Aces & Eights (D-Von, Knuxx & Tomko)
Headhunterz w/ Mike Awesome (& Tamina)
Sabu
Dean Ambrose © w/ Roman Reigns
Promo puts over their power, plot and long-reaching plan (now including BCCW 6-Man titles *AND* the Middleweight championship - see "Return to the Scene of the Crime"). The sword, mic (and figurative baton of Xtreme) is then passed to NEW MW champion Dean Ambrose - who closes the set with his own chilling words. He is the future of Xtreme and proved that @ the last PPV with his titanic steel cage victory. But hearkening back to that moment only dredges up bad memories from the past... namely Dean Ambrose's opponents that night...
Enter KEVIN VON ERICH & ALBERTO DEL RIO (w/ Ricardo Rodriguez!!)
The popular babyface tandem (who nonetheless get *SOME* fan blowback from the Northeast Xtreme addicts - if this Episode were in Texas the fan support would be unanimous) go on to briefly retort and accuse the T.O.X.I.C. gang of slimy misdoings. Criminal acts that KVE & ADR are willing to avenge themselves! That's why they came out here tonight - to show a unified front, and challenge Bully Ray & Dean Ambrose © to a tag-team match NEXT WEEK on BCCW TV!! You're on, amigos! Prepare for a T.O.X.I.C. shock!
KVE & ADR vs Bully Ray & Dean Ambrose (T.O.X.I.C)!!
Next BCCW TV Episode! Stay tuned!!
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** IMPORTANT SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT **
Woman's champion Mildred Burke will be a special guest on EXTRA hosted by Maria Menounos! You can see footage from this special BiB3 promotional appearance on the next Fight Night! Stay tuned!
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MARK HENRY (2013) versus RHINO (2006)
** Heavyweight Bout **
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Winner: MARK HENRY
Post match, Steve "Crusher" Casey (returning from injury after Return of the Scene of the Crime, he was given a guest commentator spot next to Solie & Striker) entered the ring to challenge Mark Henry to a rematch... but was *DECLINED* by the World's Strongest Man!
Mark Henry actually begins talking retirement, alluding to himself - but his true intentions quickly become apparent. After suckering Casey (and the commentators & viewers) in with his shtick - just like he did to John Cena on WWE Raw June 2013 - Mark Henry attacks Casey when his back is turned and guard down! In a violent, disrespectful and forceful way - Mark Henry makes sure we understand he was talking about *CRUSHER's* retirement all along. It all makes sense now - the tweets Mark Henry sent out imploring everybody (even his close buddy Duane Johnson) to make sure they tuned in to tonight's episode... the fake modesty... it was all a ruse. WSS takes the New England legend Crusher Casey OUT. Part 2 of his beating from "Return to the Scene of the Crime". Here Mark Henry just finishes the job. THAT'S WHAT I DO!! Huge monster boos for Henry and his actions tonight...
Mark Henry doesn't make any administrative allies - but definitely sends a message to his peers & opponents...
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
Promo and interaction between Cena & Rhodes RE: their match tonight. They go from humorous and lively to stonecold serious at the drop of a hat. No matter what, they are all business when it comes to the ring.
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That Championship Glow
Celebrating 50 Years of Celtic greatness... we luv ya, Cooz!!
STILL!
Tonight in Providence RI - we celebrate/recreate the classic Bob Cousy retirement tour - with some brief words from the All-Star Point Guard himself (w/ MSD in the front row). The 1963 Boston Celtics championship-winning team now has nine players that were later inducted in to the Hall of Fame. Going into the 1962-1963 season, the Boston Celtics were coming off a 4th-consecutive NBA championship, and it would be Bob Cousy's final season. This was the most talented Celtics team ever assembled (at the time), with rookie John Havlicek and the addition of veteran Clyde Lovellette. The '63 Celtics would go on to beat the Los Angeles Lakers in six games in the NBA Finals, in a series that featured 11 Hall of Famers. But before we can get to the "WE LUV YA, COOZ!!" (cheeeeeeer!!!!) part - we are rudely interrupted (seems to be the theme of the night) by the very arrogant and unimpressed KOFI KINGSTON. He heels on the New England fanbase, including Bob Cousy and his ilk in the front row, before finally being cut off by RVD. The already-popular superstar is greeted with a ROCKSTAR reception when he comes out with Boston Celtics/marijuana-tinged green hues for his ring gear! Best of 7, baby! Let's get to the action!!
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** Best of 7 Series (Match #5) **
KOFI KINGSTON vs JOHN MORRISON vs ROB VAN
** Tables Match **
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The intensity & passion of a championship sports series is encapsulated in these 3 men. From the Boston Bruins to the San Antonio Spurs & Miami Heat of 2013, we hear it everywhere sports are discussed. It gets no better than this. Upping the ante with tonight's stipulation, these 3 daredevils twist, taunt and teas numerous table spots. It all ends climatically w/ a 5-Star Frogsplash from RVD that puts Kofi *AND* JMo through a table together! The people's champion has been on a roll and steps right out of his MitB2013 spotlight tonight to prove he still has what it takes to be the whole fn show. RVD! RVD!
Winner: ROB VAN DAM
** BEST of 7 SERIES **
Kofi Kingston: 2 / John Morrison: 1 / Rob Van Dam: 2
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The Killer Within
Enter power mad dictator Killer Kowalski - who leads w/ brute force and holds the BCCW Heavyweight division in his vicious stomach-claw. Kowalski's camp of blindly loyal soldiers includes Slyck Wagner Brown (w/ April Hunter) 2003, Kenny Dykstra (2008), Misty Blue Simmes (1990), Giant Bernard (2010) and his proverbial ace-in-the-hole Big John Studd (1985). A veritable who's-who of Northeast-trained soldiers - "Killer Kowalski guys" (and gals). Killers mic time is (thankfully) cut short, but not before he gets his memo of doom over to the crowd. His promo is cut off by former champion SHEAMUS (2012).
Sheamus has a serious bone to pikc with Kowalski over the way he cashed in his MitB briefcase @ "Return to the Scene of the Crime". But after dealing with deceit and treachery from Insiders on down, Sheamus is a little bit wiser in his discretion now. Instead of charging headlong into a fight, Sheamus lulls the enemy into diverting their attention towards him on the entrance ramp - while allowing an opening for a sneak attack from the rear...
Re-introducing TOMMASO CIAMPA (2014)!!
Charging from the crowd-area in street clothes and wielding a steel chair, the surprising return of TCiampa (who was turned-on and taken out by his own Kowalski stable) elicits a huge pop from the New England crowd! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! Steel chair shots for all! Sheamus charges and helps clear the ring, last clothes-lining Kowalski himself over the top rope! Sheamus has back-up going into his title match @ BiB3 (the BIGGEST SHOW ON EARTH)! The Celtic Warrior closes by issuing a tag team challenge next week - Sheamus & Tommaso Ciampa will take on any 2 members of Kowalski's camp! Game on! Next BCCW TV Episode!
Tommaso Ciampa is back, and with his Apex Predator-lite mannerisms earns a new nickname:
THE SICILIAN PSYCHOPATH!!
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
Brief MSD-interview with "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers. 50 Years ago on April 29th 1963 (29 years later we'd have the LA riots), Rogers beat 16 other men in a super-tourney in Rio De Janeiro Brazil (the same place the inaugural Event Horizon draft was held) to become the very first WWWF champion. Today he has surveyed the fantasy wrestling landscape, and heard one local organization claim they "AIN'T GOING NOWHERE". Well Buddy Rogers agrees with you. Keep using archaic talent in your main events, let your booking stay stuck in the 80s, use a hand-me-down organization and what your claiming will become true - U AIN'T GOING NOWHERE. Meanwhile, Buddy Rogers is going straight BACK to the top with his latest free-agent signing of the powerful WILD SAMOANS (BCCW 6-Man version)! Rogers will be appearing next BCCW Fight Night on a special episode of "The Rumble Seat" (segment hosted by Boston's own Tony Rumble) to hype his team and announce their next move. Stay tuned and keep your eyes on the FUTURE of fantasy wrestling! NOT THE PAST.
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JOHN CENA & DUSTY RHODES vs THE INSIDERS
** 4-Man Tag Team Bout **
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Showcase match for these two immortals (Cena & Rhodes). They work in perfect synchronicity while each trying to subtly upstage the other. They are Magic Johnson & Michael Jordan playing together on the 92 Dream Team - pulling in the same direction, but with their own private subtext going on. The Insiders on the other hand, are the perfect foils. The big mayne (Morgan) and medium-sized mayne (Hall) are physically imposing and have no trouble running extended heel beatdown segments (while Cena & Rhodes compete for fan sympathy). Halfway through the match, World Champion LOU THESZ (w/ Strangler Lewis) arrives to assume guest commentary position alongside Solie & Striker (who left his 2013-WWE gig to focus completely on BCCW). In the end, Insiders manage to retain their edge (after their blowout in the opening segment) by winning this match after MIZ interference. John Cena wound up getting counted out when Miz clung to his ankle and prevented him from re-entering the ring.
Winners: INSIDERS
Post match, Rhodes & Cena tease subtle friction - only exacerbated by the mocking of Thesz & Lewis - who turn the tables on their BiB3 opponents with a key announcement: Cena/Thesz (final match) will now be an IRON MAN MATCH. Thesz is a wrestling machine and 60-minutes is just a warm-up for him.... will Cena be able to keep up after running himself ragged the last few weeks?? Cena's pride (and desire to fulfill every fans wish for action during his New England homecoming tour) will be the death of him yet!! Lou Thesz guarantees it!!
Thesz vs Cena... in an IRON MAN MATCH for the WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP of Fantasy Wrestling!!
Only @ Bedlam in Boston 3!!! Stay tuned!!
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OUTRO
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Mash-Up Wrestling & BCCW proudly presents...
THE PPV SUPER-CARD OF THIS GENERATION.
** WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP **
Lou Thesz (1955) © versus JOHN CENA (2013)
(The Final Showdown)
Dusty Rhodes (BCCW DEBUT!!) versus Strangler Lewis
(Xtreme Grudge Match)
** BCCW HW championship **
Killer Kowalski (1972) © versus Sheamus (2012)
** BCCW Television title **
Goldberg (1998) © versus Ultimate Warrior (1991)
Heavyweight DREAM MATCH