Post by MadStepDad on Jun 12, 2013 8:45:57 GMT -5
** BCCW has 6 recognized championships: **
Heavyweight (225 lbs +)
Middleweight (205 lbs +)
Flyweight (under 200 lbs)
Television title (catch weight)
6-Man Tag Team titles
World Woman’s championship
** BCCW produces a 70-minute block of programming on the Comcast Sports channel (home of the Boston Celtics) with ads for other Mash-Up Wrestling network features. This is pre-recorded footage from this weeks BCCW TV Episode, and is included in the DVD/mp4 resale of each event. Commercials come in top-heavy loads throughout and matches continue uninterrupted (DVD/mp4 reissues contain no commercials). There are strictly enforced TV time limits of 15 minutes. **
** BCCW Fight Night is inspired by UFC events of the same name, but also shares similarities with WWE Main Event (in that usually one particular main event match is hyped throughout the show). Tonight it is a huge double-main event on our barnstorming tour... "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers steps BACK into the fantasy ring for the 1st time in over a year to combat the comically disruptive antics of Human Tornado! PLUS! RVD vs Kofi Kingston vs John Morrison in MATCH #4 of their "Best of 7" Series! **
** Post match protocol calls for the bout winner to be granted a 90-second interview piece with in-ring correspondent MSD (like Joe Rogan in the UFC, or Larry Nelson on AWA ESPN classic reruns). **
** William Muldoon is on-screen commissioner. All matches sanctioned by Mash-Up Wrestling. **
** This is the "DEFINITION of a SUPERCARD" tour!!! **
Now... Broadcasting to you from Hartford CT:
** THIS IS BCCW!!**
** RINGSIDE COMMENTARY TEAM **
Gordon Solie & Matt Striker
Good evening ladies & gentleman, and welcome to BCCW Fight Night XVII! This is a very special NBA/NHL finals edition of our show as we countdown the weeks until BiB3 (the fantasy supercard of this generation)! TONIGHT! Slyck Wagner Brown is a Killer Kowalski-guy and is in the building to rep his team! Best of 7 Series #4! Buddy Rogers returns to the ring for the 1st time in over a year! And BCCW 6-Man Tag Team champion HEADHUNTERZ are in action tonight! All this and more as BCCW teaches the world of fantasy wrestling how to host the supercard to end all supercards!!! BEDLAM IN BOSTON 3!!! Coming late June!!
Let's go Spurs & Bruins!!!
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ALEXXIS NEVAEH vs APRIL HUNTER (w/ Slyck Wagner Brown)
** Woman's bout **
versus w/
After the video highlight recap of Killer Kowalski's rise to power (starting with his MitB cash-in @ "Return to the Scene of the Crime" and ending with the brutal elimination of Kerry Von Erich & Sheamus' beatdown last BCCW TV episode) - these opening segments are designed to get his new camp over more. Starts with the SWB & April Hunter (2003) combo who call out Alexxis Nevaeh for her refusal to kill her solo career and become SWB's valet (but that's ok, cuz April Hunter is better anyway). Right? Let's have a brief posedown and let the audience decide...
The whole "posedown" fiasco is just a set-up for the Killer Kowalski-trained April Hunter to attack Alexxis from behind and jumpstart an impromptu match. Alexxis has been forced into a tweener role with her desertion of Cena & Stratus, but the New England fans still want to cheer her. This match gives them their chance, and with their cheers Alexxis powers back to victory. Springboard bulldog (kicking SWB off the apron in the process) ends the match defiantly for the rogue Alexxis Nevaeh.
Winner: ALEXXIS NEVAEH
April Hunter (with SWB's distraction) lays the boots on Alexxis from behind - and Slyck himself is about to get in on the action (to BIG time sexist boos) - when none other than TRISH STRATUS makes the run-in and save!
Trish Stratus for the save!!
The old bestfriend/nemesis to Alexxis returns to even the odds and save Nevaeh from a beatdown! Trish Stratus surprise appearance! After the shock and excitement subsides (and the bad guys recoil)... Trish & Alexxis have a tense staredown. Trish mouths "you owe me one!" and they kind of part ways. Commentators say even old rivals may be turning allies in the wake of Killer Kowalski's ascension...
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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SLYCK WAGNER BROWN (w/ April Hunter) vs RUCKUS (w/ Wendi Richter)
** Middleweight Bout **
w/ vs w/
SWB & April Hunter were still in the ring, fuming over the loss and have some harsh word for "dem brokedown bitches" Trish & Alexxis! But finally somebody SWB's size (and gender) steps up to put a halt to his big, bad bullying. Enter RUCKUS w/ Wendi Richter! The Team 4:20 reps have one of the best babyface entrances in the biz (just google it) and an answer to SWB's challenges. Back from commercial we get this match in it's entirety. From the local NECW/WWW-flavored opening bout - to this Urban Wrestling Federation-tinged affair - nobody gives you a bigger piece of the pro-wrestling pie than BCCW. Both Ruckus & SWB were veterans in my beloved (yet short-lived) UWF and put on an exciting match tonight on the BCCW stage. Both guys look strong, but SWB finishes Ruckus after a high-risk crash-and-burn. Slyck Wagner Brown (aka SWB) looks impressive and Camp Killer has been redeemed with this victory.
Winner: SLYCK WAGNER BROWN
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
Brief, yet threatening promo from BCCW HW champion Killer Kowalski (1972) who is surrounded by his camp (including the beats Giant Bernard & Big John Studd). He reflects upon their attack last BCCW TV that took *OUT* Kerry Von Erich and maimed Sheamus. It doesn't matter how many state athletic commission sanctions or monetary fines handed down - Killer Kowalski took great pleasure in doing what he did, and will gladly do it again... at "Bedlam in Boston 3" (aka BiB3) when Killer Kowalski defends his Heavyweight strap against the pale coward Sheamus (2012)!! Let the war games begin...
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Path of Rage to the Hall of Pain
Backstage, BCCW VP Sheldon Goldberg is wrapping a phone call pontificating on the Insiders title shot guarantee last BCCW TV Episode - when he's rudely interrupted by Mark Henry. Very scary and very intimidating. World's Strongest Man manages to shake a decree for action from Sheldon: Next week on BCCW TV - on our "DEFINITION of a SUPERCARD" tour - a fantasy wrestling heavyweight dream match...
MARK HENRY (2011) versus RHINO (2006)
Winner moves up the Heavyweight ladder of contention!!
Next BCCW TV Episode! DON'T MISS IT!
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HEADHUNTERZ versus USO's
** 6-Man Bout **
vs
Exciting non-title 6-man bout (return match from the PPV). The wounds from their vicious ladder match are still fresh but the rowdy Hartford crowd invigorates them all. Brawl through the crowd and more heavy HHz bleeding. Mike Awesome & Rikishi trade steel chair shots (Rikishi wins). Commentators also cover the T.O.X.I.C. faction that includes Aces & 8s & the newly-acquired BCCW MW champion Dean Ambrose). T.O.X.I.C. may have BCCW on its heels, but the good guys win tonight with a Rikishi-driver on Mike, and the crowd goes crazy for their victory. Uso's make the universal motion for "we want the belts!" and proceed to dance the rest of the segment away to the immense enjoyment of the crowd.
Winners: USO's
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
Brief words from the manager to WORLD champion Lou Thesz - Strangler Lewis. The talk of the fantasy wrestling world is Dusty Rhodes debut on BCCW TV last week, and his subsequent challenge to Strangler Lewis. John Cena has received a final title shot against the champ Lou Thesz. But Strangler Lewis just got off the phone with the New England State Athletic Commission and has a very important stipulation that will be added to the Thesz/Cena match @ BiB3. Tune in to the next Episode of BCCW TV to hear the official announcement! Strangler Lewis guarantees it will quell all debate over who the BEST IN THE WORLD truly is!!!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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"NATURE BOY" BUDDY ROGERS (1963) return match!!
versus
HUMAN TORNADO (2007)
** Special Attraction Catchweight Bout **
versus
Set-up, ala VKM Jr first appearing on Raw to "fight" Stone Cold. All the pomp & circumstance (get it?) of Buddy Rogers grand entrance without the physical payoff. Instead, Buddy Rogers lures Human Tornado (the former indentured servant to Gorgeous George) into the ring - sets him up - and unleashes Buddy Rogers *NEW* free agent signings...
THE WILD SAMOANS
With a BCCW focus on 6-Man teams - this Mash-Up version of the Wild Samoans also includes UMAGA (2007). They have been brutal, unrestrained, unfocused savages throughout their run here - who suddenly got the narrative voice they always needed (think Lou Albano or Armando Estrada). "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers - the "Super Agent to the Stars" has pulled another coup. The results are academic. The Wild Samoans viciously dominate the beanpole Funkasaurus Human Tornado, allowing Rogers to condescendingly *pin* him to end this abomination. Buddy Rogers celebrates with his newest charges, and puts the rest of BCCW on notice in his 90-second post match interview piece!
Wild Samoans + Buddy Rogers = BCCW 6-Man GOLD
** CUT **
** MASH-UP WRESTLING ADVERTISEMENT **
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** Best of 7 Series (Match #4) **
JOHN MORRISON vs ROB VAN DAM vs KOFI KINGSTON
** Middleweight Triple Threat **
versus versus
These are exciting tributes to the 2013 NBA & NHL Finals with a Best of 7 challenge going out between these 3 men. Highlight reel footage of their previous encounters, including Match #3 that nearly stole the show @ "Return to the Scene of the Crime". Here they write another masterpiece that builds successively on the last 3 matches. In a huge and surprising (maybe) show of force, RVD comes out of the gate like the San Antonio Spurs in Game 3 and erupts for a 37-star Frogsplash victory on Kofi Kingston to totally change the tide of this series. RVD didn't look complacent, he didn't play the background and he was honed in from the start. No doubt the very heavy pro-RVD crowd helped invigorate him. He stamps his name all over this Series with a signature win, and lets more air out of the Kofi Kingston hype balloon.
Winner: ROB VAN DAM
Kofi Kingston: 2 / JMo: 1 / RVD: 1
** ROLL CREDITS **
It's off to the East Side of Broken City for Game 4 of the NBA Finals! Miami Heat just entered the San Antonio arena to Undertakers theme song!!
peace,
MSD
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Mash-Up Wrestling & BCCW proudly presents...
THE PPV SUPER-CARD OF THIS GENERATION.
** WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP **
Lou Thesz (1955) © versus JOHN CENA (2013)
(The Final Showdown)
Dusty Rhodes 1985 (BCCW DEBUT!!) versus Strangler Lewis (1935)
(Xtreme Grudge Match)
** BCCW HW championship **
Killer Kowalski (1972) © versus Sheamus (2012)