Post by MadStepDad on May 17, 2013 10:58:35 GMT -5
** BCCW has 6 recognized championships **
Heavyweight (225 lbs +)
Middleweight (205 lbs +)
Flyweight (under 200 lbs)
Television title (catch weight)
6-Man Tag Team titles
World Woman’s championship
** BCCW produces a 2-hour block of programming on the NESN channel (home of the Boston Red Sox). Every episode is released on DVD or mp4 for individual retail. Commercials come in top-heavy loads throughout the 135 mins or so (with overrun) because matches continue uninterrupted. The DVD/mp4 versions omit commercial breaks entirely. There are strictly enforced TV time limits of 15 minutes. **
** Post match protocol calls for the bout winner to be granted a 3-minute interview piece with in-ring correspondent MSD (like Joe Rogan in the UFC, or Larry Nelson on AWA ESPN classic reruns). **
** William Muldoon is on-screen commissioner. All matches sanctioned by Mash-Up Wrestling. **
Now... Broadcasting to you LIVE from Los Angeles California:
** THIS IS BCCW!! **
** RINGSIDE COMMENTARY TEAM **
Gordon Solie & Matt Striker
The Dam has burst. Floods, typhoons, tsunamis, earthquakes, mudslides, hurricanes, tornadoes. Wiping out the wicked and unjust. Only one pillar remains amid the churning seas of uncertainty: BCCW. The realest izh in fantasy wrestling today. After conquering the CT/NYC/MA triangle and ousting previous inhabitants the torch was passed to LA, where an entire coast was set ablaze (see XPW Remixed). The cracks that began with Grand Conjunction then washed over the Midwest and conquered more land. Chicago, Mid-Atlantic, Texas. Canada was overtaken. Now... new worlds have sprung from this triumph. XPW Remixed may have implemented scorched earth policy - but BCCW has risen from the ashes like a phoenix; creating a phenomenon known as MASH-UP WRESTLING.
NOW! BCCW RETURNS TO THE SCENE OF THE CRIME! The place where violent nightmares and untold terrors await! Barnstorming has brought us back to the old XPW Remixed stomping grounds, on the one night a year where anything can happen and anything goes! Xtreme Rulez style! Every match contested under the "Return 2 the Scene of the Crime" PPV banner will be hardcore! Only the strong will survive this tour of active Cali duty, and return to Boston Baptized in Blood!
TONIGHT!
In Fantasy Wrestling Dream Match nirvana the following bout was sanctioned: Lou Thesz © defends the one and only UNDISPUTED WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP of Fantasy Wrestling against #1 contender (and emotional favorite) TEXAS TORNADO KERRY VON ERICH (1990!), who is fighting on behalf of his brother David (crippled by Thesz to end BCCW TV Episode #14)!! There *MUST BE A WINNER* tonight! And that man will go on to "Return 2 the Scene of the Crime" to defend the WORLD championship against JOHN CENA (2013)! This is the final BCCW TV Episode before the big PPV and all bets are off! Who will survive? Who will burn? This is BCCW and we survived the comet that killed the dinosaurs!!
"For Christ also hath once suffered for sins, the just for the unjust, that he might bring us to God, being put to death in the flesh, but quickened by the Spirit"
(Peter 3:18)
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JOHN CENA versus MIKE AWESOME
** Heavyweight Bout **
versus
Train of thought style. Here we go: John Cena opens show with in-ring promo (some boos to start but enough pro-West Coast namedrops to get love). Cena never quits, and neither do the Von Erichs. Tonight Texas Tornado takes the World title and the real dream match (Cena vs Tornado) goes down @ the PPV... Cena's promo interupted by BULLY RAY & T.O.X.I.C. Flanked by Mike Awesome on his side, Bully Ray rebuts Cena on the mic and goads him into fighting the 6-Man Tag Team champion. Back from commercial we get this match in its entirety. Another spontaneous dream match classic that shows anything can happen in BCCW when you have the *BIGGEST NAMES IN FANTASY WRESTLING* at your disposal. Ain't no jobber squashes over here, pal. Cena has rebounded well from his sore Achilles but that injury still plays a role in this match (allowing Awesome to capture many near falls). In the end, none other than West Coast favorite RIKISHI stops Bully Ray from interfering and John Cena slams Mike Awesome home with an FUAA before cinching in the STFU! Tap out from Awesome! John Cena makes him say I Quit!
Winner (by submission): JOHN CENA
Rikishi makes sure his opponents @ the PPV (Mike Awesome + HHz) don't get over.
** segue to... **
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USO's versus Headhunterz
** 4-man Tag Team Match **
vs
Bully Ray is outraged... Cena is triumphant... Uso's & Rikishi got his back against the T.O.X.I.C. threat... BCCW Commissioner William Muldoon intervenes and makes the following 4-man tag match! "Fantasy Wrestling Through Time" capsule on Uso's vs HHz - with the humongous multi-time fantasy wrestling champion Headhunterz being credited with taking the Uso's out of XPW Remixed in the first place (via violent injuries). The Uso's have sought revenge ever since, and that chance comes at "Return to the Scene of the Crime" when the Usos + Rikishi take on HHz & Mike Awesome for the BCCW 6-Man Tag Team titles. Good preview match tonight, with the Uso's being undersized yet resilient. In the end, John Cena returns the favor after Bully Ray clocked Rikishi with his steel chain at ringside - by scooping up Bully Ray and putting him through the announce table with an FUAA! BLAM! The Uso's KO the Headhunter twins with spinning ladder shots - and flatten them with twin stereo splashes for the pin!
Winners: USO's
With madness, insanity, gang fighting and the recent near-RIOT on the set of Fight Night 15 (when Low-Ki was revealed as mystery assassin and his boys jumped the crowd railing) all semblance of civility has disappeared! BCCW Returns to the Scene of the Crime!!
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Ratings Spear
Huge elaborate entrance for BCCW TV (interim) champion Gorgeous George Wagner and his entourage (including valet Gentleman Tornado - but conspicuously EX-cluding agent Buddy Rogers). The whole pomp & circumstance of George's routine goes over like gangbusters, as he is so self absorbed that he won't even let BCCW VP Sheldon Goldberg (who is presiding over this ceremony tonight) to get a word in edgewise. Instead, Gorgeous George does his condescending fluffery upon the VP and ignores every warning sign until it's too late. Your opponent for the PPV is here, George. And he can't wait to meet you.
Suddenly Buddy Rogers' absence makes sense (fear). Suddenly the fans signs and chants make sense. The MAN is back - with HIS BCCW TV title that he never lost (he was put on the shelf with an injury) - enter GOLDBERG.
Gorgeous George doesn't want to believe it. Buddy Rogers isn't answering any phone calls. Suddenly Gorgeous George wants to talk it out. He's a quaint little dainty you almost feel bad for in the presence of a looming Bill Goldberg. Almost. Because when Goldberg turns his head for just a second to keep the Chris Tucker-like Gentleman Tornado in his sight - Gorgeous George drops every pretense of civility to try and BLAST Goldberg from behind with the belt! But he can't. Goldberg turns around too fast - catches him in the act - and fans go crazy as George begs off. In the end Goldberg winds up catching Gentleman Tornado with a Spear THROUGH the Large vanity mirror propped up in the corner of the turnbuckles! Huge explosion of glass and crowd pop for that! Gorgeous George flees with a horrified look on his face, clutching his (Interim) TV championship! Goldberg just follows him with his eyes and yells "YOU'RE NEXT!"
** BCCW Television championship **
(Title for Title)
GOLDBERG © versus GORGEOUS GEORGE ©
Only @ Return to the Scene of the Crime!!
Stay tuned!!
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
Gorgeous George flustered in the offices of BCCW VP Sheldon Goldberg, objecting to his PPV opponent. But the BCCW VP did receive a late phonecall from Buddy Rogers after all, with a suggestion to help Gorgeous George level the playing field. So @ "Return of the Scene of the Crime" - Gorgeous George will meet Goldberg in a title bout that's like a Tables Match. He says *like* a tables match, because instead of putting your opponent through a table to win... you must put your opponent through the full-sized vanity mirror! This is a special "Through the Looking Glass" Match!! Oh my! Gorgeous George + Goldberg + GLASS!? What a brutal contradiction of styles, content and genres! Why, it can only be one thing! MASH-UP WRESTLING!!
** BCCW Television championship **
(Title for Title)
GOLDBERG © versus GORGEOUS GEORGE ©
("Through the Looking Glass Match")
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Triple Stage Darkness
ADR defends his BCCW MW title against Kevin Von Erich & Dean Ambrose @ the PPV. Fans will decide the championship stipulation...
The three opponents for the BCCW Middleweight championship @ "Return to the Scene of the Crime" are introduced, and have some strong words (for themselves and each other). ADR fights for respect. Kevin Von Erich fights for honor. Dean Ambrose fights for tangled truth and logic. The great fans of BCCW have spoken and the results of their voting is revealed:
The stipulation for the Triple Threat MW bout will be...
STEEL CAGE!!
** BCCW MW championship **
Alberto Del Rio © vs Dean Ambrose vs Kevin Von Erich
(Triple Threat STEEL CAGE Match)
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** BACKSTAGE PROMO **
World champion Lou Thesz speaks on the challenge tonight, and scoffs at Cena's "never quit" assertions. Thesz says that ALL the Von Erichs do is quit! And Thesz - the undisputed WORLD CHAMP OF ALL FANTASY WRESTLING - will prove that worth tonight - when he makes the Texas Tornado tap out just like he did his brother David! With the finisher of the year - the STF!
Thesz vs Tornado for the WORLD title! Tonight! Stay tuned!
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KILLER KOWALSKI vs SAMI CALLIHAN
** Xtreme Rulez Bout **
versus
Fills our "Horror Movie" quota for the show. Sami Callihan "The New Horror" is an ever present threat, who just derailed the debut of Kowalski's star pupil on Fight Night 15 (St Elmo's Fire). He steps into the ring tonight against Money-in-the-Bank winner Killer Kowalski (see Night of Champions 3) who is seconded by a massive masked giant known only as "Executioner". Brutal, stiff and bloody (Sami comes up split open off a ringpost shot) with a definitive finish: Executioner hits a huge clothesline behind the refs back, nearly taking Callihan's head off and allowing for Kowalski to seize the pinfall. He has a few tough words for future opponents during his post-match promo, but once again falls short of identifying the champion he plans on targeting with his MitB briefcase...
Winner: KILLER KOWALSKI
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
During the Break...
When we return from break, we find that MARK HENRY has attacked and pulverized Sami Callihan! Mark Henry is still raging against perceived "injustice", and destroying the show to make a point!
But before he can crush Callihan with a WSS through an announce table - none other than CRUSHER CASEY (taped ribs and all) makes the heroic run-in! The hot-blooded Irish legend has boiled over in fury! He attacks Mark Henry with reckless abandon, even picking up a steel chair at one point and WHACKING Mark Henry repeatedly to loud crowd pops! Crusher Casey literally knocks Mark Henry backwards over the guard rail with a double-ax handle to the face - forcing Henry to tactically retreat!
But not before Crusher Casey grabs a mic - declares he is SICK of Mark Henry's bullying - and promises to end it at Return to the Scene of the Crime, when he challenges Mark Henry to a STRETCHER MATCH! The only way to win is beat your opponent so bad he has to be removed on a stretcher! Casey says he will beat Mark Henry or die trying! The floodgates of Xtreme violence have been opened, and everybody is getting swept away in the madness!
Crusher Casey vs Mark Henry in a STRETCHER MATCH!
Only @ Return to the Scene of the Crime!
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** Best of 7 Series #1 **
ROB VAN DAM vs KOFI KINGSTON vs JOHN MORRISON
versus versus
RVD enters first to call out Kofi Kingston for his heel turn (see BCCW TV Episode #15). Kofi Kingston (new cocky attitude) earns boos with his retort. Kofi Kingston is too big, too famous and the brightest star in fantasy wrestling today. RVD says he can beat Kofi Kingston 9 times out of 10. Kofi disagrees. Fans chant "BEST of 7!" Kofi claims to be the biggest star in LA today... but everybody is then interrupted by hometown favorite JOHN MORRISON! JMo rebuts both RVD & Kingston, and wants in on their challenge... so BCCW Commissioner William Muldoon enters to make the fan-pleasing edict: RVD vs JMO vs KOFI, "Best of 7 Series"! But since there are 3 men and strange math involved - the winner of the Series will be first man to 3 victories! Match #1 of the Best of 7 Series will start... RIGHT NOW! Fan pop! Cut to commercial! When we return for the opening bell it's all guns blazing. Each man puts on an incredible display and lay it all on the line. Up, down, over and out. In the end - Kofi Kingston reverses RVD into a pinfall (with the ropes) for 3! Kofi Kingston remains undefeated in singles action, and earns the 1st victory in our brand-new Best of 7 series! The boom just got dropped, y'all!!
Winner: KOFI KINGSTON
** CUT **
** BACKSTAGE PROMO **
MSD & cameras catch up with an emotional Texas Tornado Kerry Von Erich, who promises to redeem his family name - avenge his brother David - and dethrone the WORLD champion Lou Thesz! This is one tornado touching down in LA that will change the course of fantasy wrestling history forever!
Thesz vs Tornado for the WORLD title! Tonight! Stay tuned!
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This has been a paid presentation of the INSIDERS...
Slick, stylized, sit-down interview/promo with the INSIDERS (Miz/Matt Morgan/Scott Hall). They use insider lingo and cryptic innuendo to paint themselves as part of the "revolution" in fantasy wrestling. They knock others attempts to resurrect the past with names like "NWO" or "DX" or even God Forbid the "4 Horsemen". The Insiders promise their plans come to fruition at "Return to the Scene of the Crime" when Scott Hall defeats Sheamus for the BCCW HW title...
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Cue immediate "backstage footage" of Insiders laughing and breaking character while exiting the set. But as soon as they open the EXIT door, they are set upon by a raging Sheamus! First - he bodychecks Matt Morgan through another door and bolts it shut (reducing Morgan to banging futilely on the door for the rest of the segment). Then - Sheamus pummels MIZ before sending him careening over a nearby trunk and out of the scene.
Finally - Scott Hall sneaks up on Sheamus again and ZAPS him with the electric cattle prod! But... Sheamus no-sells it?? Scott Hall looks at the cattle prod in amazement, and tries shocking Sheamus again. No go, it's a dud! Sheamus just smiles and holds up the batteries in his hand! Then he Brogue Kicks Scott Hall to hell, before calmly picking up the Taser - inserting the batteries - and shocking Scott Hall over and over again! Sheamus closes by saying this is just the warm-up for their match at "Return to the Scene of the Crime"... which is now TASER ON A POLE MATCH!!
** BCCW HW championship **
Sheamus © versus Scott Hall (w/ Insiders)
(Taser on a Pole match)
Only @ Return to the Scene of the Crime! Stay tuned!!
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Macho Man Randy Savage coming to Mash-Up Wrestling...
"The Summer of Madness" begins June 3rd.
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Main Event
** UNDISPUTED WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP **
LOU THESZ (1955) © versus TEXAS TORNADO (1990)
versus
Incredible main event match that ends exactly as Thesz predicted - with a Texas Tornado tap-out. But not before a roller-coaster ride that saw Von Erich actually *WIN* the World championship before Strangler Lewis got the result immediately overturned in a classic Dusty finish (Thesz foot was actually slightly under the rope). Due to that miscue, Strangler Lewis was able to secure Thesz some precious moments to recuperate AND replace the lead official in the match with his own referee (the nefarious DANNY DAVIS 1987)! Big time heat for all these extracurriculars, but the real body of work is in the ring - and Thesz succeeds in dragging Von Erich to a near classic. In the end though, Thesz managed to fasten his deadly STF on the pride & injured ankle/foot of Von Erich and force the tap (or face the possible humiliation of a Mad Dog Vachon/In Your House 7-type incident...) Tornado was forced to tap-out. Lou Thesz = still undisputed WORLD champion.
Winner (and STILL WORLD champion): LOU THESZ
It is determined. Written in the stars since the beginning. Lou Thesz will defend against eternal foe John Cena @ Return to the Scene of the Crime. John Cena appears on the entrance ramp to close this show, and have one final face-off with Thesz before the PPV. The two men won't back down and the result is an explosive announcement: their PPV main event match will now be contested under I QUIT RULES! The only way to win is to make your opponent say those two dreaded words! Each man swears to DIE before delivering such an utterance! Lou Thesz vs John Cena in an I QUIT MATCH!
Only @ Return to the Scene of the Crime! Stay tuned!
** FADE OUT **
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Mash-Up Wrestling Outro
"This is dedicated to everybody that was down since Day #1..."
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Mash-Up Wrestling & BCCW presents...
** WORLD championship **
Lou Thesz (1955) © vs John Cena (2013)
** BCCW MW championship **
Alberto Del Rio © vs Dean Ambrose vs Kevin Von Erich
(Triple Threat STEEL CAGE Match)
** BCCW HW championship **
Sheamus © versus Scott Hall (w/ Insiders)
(Taser on a Pole match)
** BCCW 6-Man Tag Team titles **
Headhunterz © vs The Uso's
(Ladder Match)
Mark Henry (2013) vs Crusher Casey
(Stretcher Match)
** BCCW Television championship **
(Title for Title)
GOLDBERG © versus GORGEOUS GEORGE ©
("Through the Looking Glass Match")